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-Cuttin'itclose.-Oneofthosemornings.Thankyou,CaptainObvious.Sweet...-Uh,sorry....Jesus!Rubsomedirtonit,brother.Frank,thetruthisallA-plusnovelistsdopublicity.Roth,McCourt,Russo,and...Frank!CanItellyouwhatelsetheyhaveincommon?APulitzer.Ineedtheshirtoffyourback.Literally.-You'rekidding,right?-Yankees,Boston,thisTuesday,twocompanyseatsforyourshirt.Youhavefivesecondstodecide.Five,four,three,two,one.Iknow...-Shh!-Later.Uh-oh.Uh,hello.Hello?Morning,boss.Youhaveaconferencecallin30minutes.Yes.Aboutthemarketingofthespringbooks.Iknow.Staffmeetingat9:00.Didyoucall,um...What'shername?Theonewiththeuglyhands.-Janet.-Yes,Janet.Yes.Ididcallher.Itoldherthatifshedoesn'tgethermanuscriptinontimeyouwon'tgiveherareleasedate.Yourimmigrationlawyercalled.Hesaidit'simperative...Cancelthecall,pushthemeetingtotomorrowandkeepthelawyeronthesheets.Oh,andgetaholdofPR,havethemstartdraftingapressrelease.FrankisdoingOprah.Wow.Nicelydone.IfIwantyourpraise,Iwillaskforit.Um...Whois,uh,whoisJillian?Andwhydoesshewantmetocallher?Well,thatwasoriginallymycup.AndI'mdrinkingyourcoffeewhy?Becauseyourcoffeespilled.So,youdrinkunsweetenedcinnamonlightsoylattes?Ido.It'slikeChristmasinacup.Isthatacoincidence?Incredibly,itis.ImeanIwouldn'tpossiblydrinkthesamecoffeethatyoudrinkjustincaseyoursspilled.Thatwouldbepathetic.Morning.MissTate'soffice.Hey,Bob.Actually,we'reheadedtoyourofficerightnow.Yeah.WhyareweheadedtoBob'soffice?Oop!HaveyoufinishedthemanuscriptIgaveyou?Uh,Ireadafewpages.Iwasn'tthatimpressed.-CanIsaysomething?-No.I'vereadthousandsofmanuscripts,andthisistheonlyoneI'vegivenyou.There'sanincrediblenovelinthere.Thekindofnovelyouusedtopublish.Uh,wrong.AndIdothinkyouorderthesamecoffeeasIdojustincaseyouspill,whichis,infact,pathetic.-Orimpressive.-I'dbeimpressedifyoudidn'tspillinthefirstplace.Nowremember,you'rejustapropinhere.Won'tsayaword.Ah!Ourfearlessleaderandherliege.Please,docomein.Oh.Beautifulbreakfront.Isitnew?ItisEnglishRegencyEgyptianRevival,builtinthe1800sbut,yes,itisnewtomyoffice.Witty.Bob,I'mlettingyougo.Pardon?IaskedyouoveradozentimestogetFranktodoOprah,andyoudidn'tdoit.You'refired.Ihavetoldyouthatisimpossible.Frankhasn'tdoneaninterviewin20years.Wellthatisinteresting,becauseIjustgotoffthephonewithhim,andheisin.Excuseme?Youdidn'tevencallhim,didyou?-But...-Iknow,Iknow.Frankcanbealittlescarytodealwith.Foryou.Now,Iwillgiveyoutwomonthstofindanotherjob.Andthenyoucantelleveryoneyouresigned,OK?What'shistwenty?He'smoving.Hehascrazyeyes.Don'tdoit,Bob.Don'tdoit.Youpoisonousbitch!Youcan'tfireme!Youdon'tthinkIseewhatyou'redoinghere?SandbaggingmeonthisOprahthingjustsothatyoucanlookgoodtotheboard?Becauseyouarethreatenedbyme!-Andyouareamonster.-Bob,stop.Justbecauseyouhavenosemblanceofalifeoutsideofthisoffice,youthinkthatyoucantreatallofuslikeyourownpersonalslaves.Youknowwhat?Ifeelsorryforyou.Becauseyouknowwhatyou'regonnahaveonyourdeathbed?Nothingandnoone.Listencarefully,Bob.Ididn'tfireyoubecauseIfeelthreatened.No.Ifiredyoubecauseyou'relazy,entitled,incompetentandyouspendmoretimecheatingonyourwifethanyoudoinyouroffice.Andifyousayanotherword,Andrewhereisgonnahaveyouthrownoutonyourass,OK?Anotherwordandyou'regoingoutofherewithanarmedescort.AndrewwillfilmitwithhislittlecameraphoneandhewillputitonthatInternetsite.-Whatwasit?-YouTube?Exactly.Isthatwhatyouwant?Didn'tthinkso.Ihaveworktodo.Havesecuritytakehisbreakfrontoutofhisofficeandputitinmyconferenceroom.Willdo.AndIneedyouaroundthisweekendtohelpreviewhisfilesandhismanuscript.-Thisweekend?-Youhaveaproblemwiththat?No.I...justmygrandmother's90thbirthday,soIwasgonnagohomeand......it'sfine.I'llcancelit.You'reactuallysavingmefromaweekendofmiseryanyway,soit's...goodtalk,yeah.Iknow,Iknow.OK,tellGammyI'msorry.OK?What...Mom.Whatdoyouwantmetotellyou?She'smakingmeworktheweekend.No,I'mnot...no.Listen,I'veworkedtoohardforthispromotiontothrowitallaway,OK?I'msurethatDadispissed,butwetakeallofoursubmissionsaroundhereveryseriously.We'llgetbacktoyouassoonaswecan.-Wasthatyourfamily?-Yes.-Theytellyoutoquit?-Everysingleday.MissTate'soffice.Oh...Yeah.OK.Allright.BergenandMalloywanttoseeyouupstairsimmediately.OK.Comegetmeintenminutes.We'vegotalottodo.Okey-doke.Goodmorning,MissTate.Jack,Edwin.Margaret,congratulationsontheOprahthing.-That'sterrificnews.-Thankyou,thankyou.Thisisn'taboutmysecondraise,isit?Justkidding.Margaret,doyourememberwhenweagreedthatyouwouldn'tgototheFrankfurtBookFairbecauseyouweren'tallowedoutofthecountrywhileyourvisaapplicationwasbeingprocessed?Yes.Ido.And...youwenttoFrankfurt.Yes,Idid.WeweregoingtoloseDeLillotoViking.So...reallydidn'thaveachoice,didI?ItseemsthattheUnitedStatesGovernmentdoesn'tcaremuchwhopublishesDonDeLillo.We,uh,justspoketoyourimmigrationattorney.Great.So,we'reallgood?Everythinggood?Margaret,yourvisaapplicationhasbeendenied.Andyouarebeingdeported.Deported?Andapparentlytherewasalsosomepaperworkthatyoudidn'tfilloutintime.Comeon.Comeon!It'snotlikeI'mevenanimmigrant!I'mfromCanada,forChrist'ssake.There'sgottabe...there'sgottabesomethingwecando.Wecanreapply,butunfortunatelyyouhavetoleavethecountryforatleastayear.OK.OK,well,that'snotideal,but,uh...,Ican,uh...IcanmanageeverythingfromToronto...No,Margaret....withvideoconferencingandInternet.Unfortunately,Margaret,ifyou'redeported,youcan'tworkforanAmericancompany.UntilthisisresolvedI'mgoingtoturnoperationsovertoBobSpaulding.BobSpaulding?TheguyIjustfired?Weneedaneditorinchief.Heistheonlypersoninthebuildingwhohasenoughexperience.-Youcannotbeserious.Ibegofyou.-Margaret.Wearedesperatetohaveyoustay.Iftherewasanyway,anywayatallthatwecouldmakethiswork,we'dbedoingit.Thereisnoway...Iambeggingyou.No,Margaret.Excuseme,we'reinameeting.-Sorrytointerrupt.-What?What!MaryfromMissWinfrey'sofficecalled.She'sontheline.-Iknow.-She'sonhold.Sheneedstospeakwithyourightaway.Itoldheryouwereotherwiseengaged.Sheinsisted,so...sorry.So...Uh...Comehere.Uh...Gentlemen,Iunderstand.Iunderstand...thepredicamentthatwearein.And,um...Andthere's,uh...well...Ithinkthere'ssomethingthatyoushouldknow.Uh...we're,uh...we'regettingmarried.Wearegettingmarried.-Whoisgettingmarried?-YouandI.YouandIaregettingmarried!Yes.-Weare.-Gettingmarried.-Wearegettingmarried.-Yes.Isn'theyoursecretary?Assistant.Executive,uh...assistantsecretary.Titles.But,wouldn'tbethefirsttimeoneofusfellforoursecretaries.Wouldit,Edwin?WithLaquisha.Remember?So,yeah...Thetruthis,youknow,AndrewandI,we're...wearejusttwopeoplewhoweren'tmeanttofallinlovebutwedid.No.Allthoselatenightsattheofficeandweekendbookfairs.-Yeah...-No.-Somethinghappened.-Something.Yeah.Triedtofightitand...Can't,can'tfighta...Can'tfightalovelikeours,so,uh...Uh...Arewegoodwiththis?Areyouhappy?Because,well...wearehappy.Sohappy.-Margaret.-Yes?It'sterrific.Justmakeitlegal.Mmm?Oh!Legal.Yeah,well,then...thenthatmeanswe......weneedtogetourselvestotheimmigrationoffice.Sowecanworkthiswholemessout.Right?Thankyouverymuch,gentlemen.Wewilldothatrightaway.Thankyouverymuch,gentlemen.Thankyou.-Gentlemen.-Thankyou.MargaretandAndrewaregettingmarried!Whatisthatabout?DragonLady!Heretheycome...Yeah.Whatishethinking?Mmm-mmm-mmm.Dude,forreal.Her?Married?Didn'tevenknowtheyweredating...Gert?Oh,myGod.Hey,hi.Wow.Howyoudoing?Ididn'tknowthatyouweregonnabehere.Yourmomprobablywantedittobeasurprise.So...surprise.-Right.-And......we'rebeingcompletelyrude.Hi.-Oh,God.Thisismyex...-Hi.I'mGertrude.-Oh!Oh,wow.Wow!-YoucancallmeGert.Well,congratulations,youguys.-Thankyou.-Thankyou.SodidImissthestory?-Whatstory?-Whatstory?Abouthowyouproposed.Oh!Howamanproposessaysalotabouthischaracter.-Yes.-Yes,itdoes.Iactuallywouldlovetohearthestory,Andrew.Wouldyoutellus?-Yeah.-Yeah.Youknowwhat?Actually,Margaretlovestellingthisstory...soI'mjustgonnalethergoaheadanddothat.'CauseIthinkweshouldjustsitinrapture.Huh!Wow,OK.Wow,wheretobegin...thisstory.Well...um,wow.Mmm...yeah.OK,well,um,AndrewandI...AndrewandIwereabouttocelebrate-ourfirstanniversarytogether.-Aw...AndIknewthathe'dbeenitchingtoaskmetomarryhim.Andhewasscared.Likealittletinybird.SoIstartedleavinghimlittlehintshereandthere......becauseIknewhewouldn'thavethegutstoask,but...That'snotexactlyhowithappened.-No?Hmm.-No.No.Imean,Ipickeduponallherlittlehints.Thiswoman'saboutassubtleasagun.Yeah.WhatIwasworriedaboutwasthatshemightfindthislittlebox...Oh!Thedecoupageboxthathemadewherehe'dtakenthetimetocutouttiny,littlepicturesofhimself.Yes.Justpastedalloverthebox.Oh!Sobeautiful.SoIopenedthatbeautiful,littledecoupageandoutflutteredthesetiny,littlehand-cutheartconfettis.Andoncetheycleared,Ilookeddown,andIsaw......themostbeautiful,big......fatnothing.Noring.-Noring?-What?No.Butinsidethatbox......underneathallthatcrap......therewasalittlehandwrittennote...withtheaddresstoahotel,date,andtime.RealHumphreyBogart-typestuff.Yeah.Masculine.Anyway,naturally,Margaretthought...Ithoughthewasseeingsomeoneelse.Itwasaterribletimeforme,butIwenttothathotelanyway.IwentthereandIpoundedonthedoor,butthedoorwasalreadyunlocked.Andasswungopenthatdoor,therehewas...-Standing.-Kneeling.-Likeaman.-Onabedofrosepetals,inatuxedo.Yourson.Yourson.Andhewaschokingbacksoft,softsobs.Andwhenheheldbackthetearsandfinallycaughthisbreath,hesaidtome..."Margaret,willyoumarryme?"Andshesaid,"Yep."Theend.Who'shungry?Thatisquiteastory.-Oh,Andy!-Gorgeous.Youaresosensitive.Yeah...yes.Ilovelisteningtoyou,Frank.Shh!Sit.Sit.No,notyou,Frank.No,no.Frank,ifImaygetdowntoit,OK...Ithinkitwouldbeamistaketobackout.Because,Frank,forsomanyyears......youhaveinspiredmewithyourbeautifulwords,andIfeelthat...Shh!Dog,I'monthephone.Ithinkit'stimethattheworldgettoenjoyyourwordsaswell.Theyarejustsorichwith...passion...AndIthinkthatweshouldallbeprivyto.Frank,Ijust,uh...Ijust,uh,wantyoutobehappy,Frank.Givemethatdog!Frank,holdonasecond.Canyouholdasecond?Givemethatdog!Comeon!Comeon,comeon,comeon.Comeon!Comeon!Oh,oh...Oh,oh!Oh,oh.OK!OK,gotcha.Frank,Frank.Frank?Sosorry,sosorry.Sosorry.Idroppedthephone.Now,listen,Frank.Idon'twanttosellyouonanything,butthisisyourlegacy,thisbook.AndIthinkit'suptoyoutopresentyourlegacytotheworld.Andcallmetomorrowwithyourdecision.Andmyphoneisonallthetime!OK,bye-bye.No!Wait!No!No!N-n-n...no.NoTakethedoggy.Lookatthedoggy.Ineedthatphone.Takethedog.Takethedog.Ineedthatphone!Here.Takethedog.Takethedog.Takeit.Takeit.Lookatthis.-Isthatcuteorwhat?-Iknow.Morning,guys.Haveyouseen...daah.She'splayingwithKevin.Wethoughtshedidn'tlikehim.Willyougogether,Andy?Wehaveawholedayplannedforher,andsheneedstogetready.Yeah.Tellherwehaveabigsurpriseforher.Mmm.Look!Givememyphone.Comeon.Please,justgivememyphone.-Comeon.Righthere.-Whatthehellareyoudoing?