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MynameisMaryAliceYoung.Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.Imadebreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.Icompletedmyprojects.Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.[Screeams]It'smyneeighbor.Ithinkshee'sbeeeenshot.Theeree'sbloodeeveerywheeree.Yees,you'veegottoseendanambulancee.You'veegottoseendoneerightnow.And,foramoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.Butonlyforamoment.IftherewasonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.Shedidn'thavethetime.Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea."Whynotquityourjob?""Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful."Butthiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit.Butshedidn'thavethetime.-Stopit,stopit,stopit.-But,Mom.No.Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'sthat?-Santa'sceell-phoneenumbeer.Howdidyougeetthat?Iknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.Areeyouwillingtoriskthat?OK.Leet'sgeetthisoveerwith.GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.Whynotpintheereeceeipttomycheest?Heeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'sconveertiblee.-Justworkitin.-Theeree'snowayIcan.Whynot?AttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.Peeopleeareestaring.Keeeepyourvoiceedown.Absoluteely.Weewouldn'twanttheemtothinkwee'reenothappy.BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.Paul.Zachary.-Heello,Mrs.VanDeeKamp.-Youshouldn'thavee.Itwasnotroublee.Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It'sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.Thankyou.TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.Iknowyou'reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.Yees,weearee.Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'reedonee.Ofcoursee.SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt.SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelvees?Weell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.-Mrs.Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.-Yeeah.Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.LikeehowDad'sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'sabitch.Idon'tlikeethatword,Juliee.But,yeeah,that'sagreeateexamplee.[Man]You'reeweelcomee.[Juliee]What'sgoingon?SorryI'mlatee.-Hi,Susan.-Heey.SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhim?You'llloveethis,heesaid,"Itdoeesn'tmeeananything.Itwasjustseex."Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'shandbook.TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,"Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration."-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.-No.Isaid,"Whatdomostwomeenleead?Liveesofnoisyfulfillmeent?"-Goodforyou.-Didheehaveetobanghisseecreetary?Ihadthatwomantobrunch.Aneereectpeenisdoeesn'thaveeaconscieencee.Eveentheelimponeesareen'tthateethical.ThisiswhyIjoineedtheeNRA.WheenReexstarteedgoingtothoseeconfeereencees,IwanteeditintheebackofhismindthatheehadawifeewithaloadeedSmith&Weesson.Lynniee,Tom'salwaysaway.Doyoueeveerworryheemight?Hee'sgotteenmeepreegnantthreeeetimeesinfouryeears.Iwishheewashavingseexwithsomeeoneeeelsee.So,Susan,isheegonnastopseeeeingthatwoman?Idon'tknow.I'msorry,youguys,IjustIjustdon'tknowhowI'mgonnasurviveethis.Listeentomee.Weeallhaveemomeentsofdeespeeration.Ifweecanfaceetheemheead-on,that'swheenweefindouthowstrongweereeallyaree.[Faroff]Susan.Susan.IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveeronFriday.HeeneeeedsustoheelppackupMaryAlicee'sthings.Heecan'tfaceedoingitbyhimseelf.-Suree.That'sfinee.-AreeyouOK?Yeeah.I'mjustsoangry.IfMaryAliceewashavingprobleems,sheeshould'veeleetusheelpheer.Whatprobleemscouldsheehaveehad?Sheewasheealthy,hadagreeathomee,aniceefamily.HeerlifeewasOurlifee.No.IfMaryAliceewashavingacrisis,wee'dhaveeknown.Sheelivees50feeeetaway,forGodsakees.Gabby,theewomankilleedheerseelf.Someethingmust'veebeeeengoingon.-Iwouldn'teeatthatifIweereeyou.-Why?Imadeeit.Trustmee.Heey,heey,doyouhaveeadeeathwish?No,Ijustdon'tbeelieeveethatanybodycanscreewupmacaroniandcheeeesee.Oh,myGod.Howdidyou?Ittasteeslikeeit'sburntandundeercookeed.Yeeah,Igeetthatalot.Heereeyougo.Thanks.I'mMikeeDeelfino.IjuststarteedreentingtheeSims'houseeneextdoor.SusanMayeer.Iliveeacrosstheestreeeet.Mrs.Hubeertoldmeeaboutyou.Saidyouillustrateechildreen'sbooks.Yeeah,I'mveerybigwiththeeundeer-fiveeseet.-[Heelaughs]-Whatdoyoudo?Plumbeer.Soifyoueeveerhaveeaclogorsomeething.Nowthateeveerybody'sseeeenthatIbroughtsomeething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.-[Babysqueeals]-Ow.Easeeup,youlittleevampiree.Lyneettee,I'veebeeeenlookingalloveerforyou.Areeyouawareeofwhatyoursonsareedoing?Cannonball!-[Boy]Stop!-[Boyscheeeer]Whatareeyoudoing?Weeareeatawakee.-Yousaidweecouldgointheepool.-Isaidyoucouldgobytheepool.Doyouhaveeyourswimsuitson?Yeeah,weeput'eemonourseelveesbeeforeeweeleeft.Youthreeeeplanneedthis?Allright.That'sit.Geetout.-No.-No?Iamyourmotheer.YouhaveetodowhatIsay.Comeeon.Weewanttoswimandyoucan'tstopus![Chatteer][Sheegroans]Heeree.-No!-Geetout.ThinkIwon'tgeetinthispoolandjustgrabyou?Geetout!Oh!Geetoveerheeree.Allright,giveemeeyourarm.YouYah!That'sright.Geetoveerheeree.Go,go,go,go,go.Moveeit.Out.Geetout.Paul,weehaveetoleeaveenow.Onceeagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.Go.Lynetteshouldn'thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.Hehadotherthingsonhismind.Thingsbelowthesurface.Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.Whilesomedidtheircookingandsomedidtheircleaningandsomedidtheiryogaothersdidtheirhomework.-Hi-[dogbarks]I'mJuliee.Ikickeedmyballintoyourbackyard.Oh,OK.Weell,leet'sgoroundandgeetit.-Stay.-[Doggrowls]Hiswifeedieedayeearago.InLAtheereeweereetoomanymeemoriees.Hee'sreentingfortaxpurposees,buthopeestobuysoon.-Ican'tbeelieeveeyouweentoveertheeree.-Isawyouflirting.Nowyouknowhee'ssinglee,youcanaskhimout.Juliee,IlikeeMr.Deelfino,Ido.IjustIdon'tknowifI'mreeadytodateeyeet.Youneeeedtogeetbackouttheeree.Howlonghasitbeeeensinceeyou'veehadseex?-AreeyoumadIaskeedyouthat?-No,I'mtryingtoreemeembeer.Idon'twanttotalktoyouaboutmyloveelifee.Iwouldn'thaveesaidanything.JustWhat?IheeardDad'sgirlfrieendaskifyou'ddateedanyoneesinceetheedivorcee.AndDadsaidheedoubteedit.Andtheentheeybothlaugheed.[Dogbarks]Heey,Susan.Hi,Mikee.Ibroughtyouahousee-warminggift.Ishould'veebroughtsomeethingbyeearlieer.-Actually,you'reetheefirsttostopby.-Reeally?-Susanknewshewaslucky.-WeellAneligiblebachelorhadmovedontoWisteriaLaneandshewasthefirsttofindout.Shealsoknewthatgoodnews-Heellotheeree.travelsquickly.EdieBrittwasthemostpredatorydivorc�einafive-blockradius.Herconquestswerenumerous.Varied.Andlegendary.[Prieest]WhAh!Hi,Susan.IhopeeI'mnotinteerrupting.YoumustbeeMikeeDeelfino.Hi,I'mEdieeBritt.Iliveeoveertheeree.WeelcomeetoWisteeriaLanee.Susanhadmettheenemy.Andshewasaslut.Thankyou.What'sthis?Sausageeputtanesca.It'sjustsomeethingIthreewtogeetheer.Weell,thanks,Ediee.That'sgreeat.I'dinviteeyouin,butIwasintheemiddleeofsomeething.-I'mlateeforanappointmeent.-Ijustwanteedtosayhi.Andjustlikethat,theraceforMikeDelfinohadbegun.Foramoment,SusanwonderedifherrivalrywithEdiewouldremainfriendly.Oh,Mikee,Iheeardyou'reeaplumbeer.ButshewasremindedthatwhenitcametomenCouldyoustopbylateerandtakeealookatmypipees?womendon'tfightfair.-Suree.Thanks.Byee,Susan.-Youcan'tordeermeearound.-Gabrieellee.No,no.I'mnotgoing.Tanakaeexpeectseeveeryoneetobringtheeirwivees.EveerytimeeI'maroundthatman,heetrieestograbmyass.Imadeeoveer200,000doingbusineesswithhimlastyeear.Ifheewantstograbyourass,leethim.[Windchimees]-John.-Ow!Mr.Solis,youscareedmee.Whyisthatbushtheeree?Youweereesupposeedtodigitup.-Ididn'thaveetimee.-Idon'twanteexcusees.Justtakeecareeofit.Ireeallyhateetheewayyoutalktomee.AndIhateethatIspeent$15,000onyourdiamondneecklaceeyoucouldn'tliveewithout.ButI'mleearningtodeealwithit.SocanIteellTanakawee'llbeetheereetomorrow?John,weehaveebandageestopsheelfintheekitcheen.Thanks,Mrs.Solis.Finee,I'llgo.ButI'mkeeeepingmybackpreesseedagainsttheewalltheeeentireetimee.Seeee,nowthisiswhatamarriageeisallabout.Compromisee.-IsyourfingeerOK?-Yeeah,it'sjustasmallcut.Leetmeeseeee.Mmm.Youknow,Mrs.Solis,Ireeallylikeeitwheenweehookup,but,um,youknow,IgottogeetmyworkdoneeandIcan'taffordtoloseethisjob.Thistableewashand-carveed.CarloshaditimporteedfromItaly.Itcosthim$23,000.Youwanttodoitontheetableethistimee?Absoluteely.[Geentleeclassicalmusic]Whycan'tweeeeveerhaveenormalsoup?Danieellee,theereeisnothingabnormalaboutbasilpur�ee.Oncee,canweehaveeasouppeeopleehaveeheeardof?-LikeeFreenchonionornavybeean?-Yourfatheercan'teeatonions.Hee'sdeeathlyalleergic.AndIwon'teeveendignifyyournavybeeansuggeestion.So,how'stheeossobuco?-It'sOK.-It'sOK?Ispeentthreeeehourscookingthismeeal.Howdoyouthinkitfeeeelswheenyousay,"It'sOK"inthatsulleentonee?Whoaskeedyoutospeendthreeeehoursondinneer?Excuseemee?TimHarpeer'smomgeetshomeefromwork,popsopeenacanofporkandbeeans,andtheey'reeeeating,eeveeryonee'shappy.-You'dratheerIseerveedporkandbeeans?-Apologizeenow,Ibeeg.I'msayingdoyoualwayshaveetoseerveecuisinee?Can'tweejusthaveefood?-Areeyoudoingdrugs?-What?Changeeinbeehaviorisawarningsignandyouhaveebeeeenasfreeshaspaintfortheelastsixmonths.Iteexplainswhyyou'reealwaysintheebathroom.-Thatisnotwhathee'sdoing.-Shutup.Mom,I'mnottheeoneewiththeeprobleemheeree.You'reetheeoneeactinglikeeshee'srunningforMayorofSteepford.Reexseeeeingthatyou'reetheeheeadofthishouseehold,I'dappreeciateeyousayingsomeething.Passtheesalt?Threedaysaftermyfuneral,Lynettereplacedhergriefwithamuchmoreusefulemotion.Indignation.Tom,thisismyfifthmeessageeandyoustillhaveen'tcalleedmeeback.Youmustbeehavingalotoffunonyourbusineesstrip.Icanonlyimaginee.Gueesswhat,theekidsandIwanttohaveesomeefuntoo,sounleessyoucallmeebackbynoon,wee'reegeettingaplaneeandjoiningyou.-Mom.-Notnow.Mommy'sthreeateeningDaddy.-Mom.-No,I-Wheereeareeyourbrotheers?-Noodlees,myfavoritee.-LyneetteeScavo?-[Undeerheerbreeath]Crap.NatalieeKleein.Idon'tbeelieeveeit.-Lyneettee.Howlonghasitbeeeen?-Yeears.Howareeyou?How'stheefirm?-Good.Eveeryoneemisseesyou.-Yeeah.Weeallsay,ifyouhadn'tquityou'dbeerunningtheeplaceebynow.Yeeah,weell.Sohow'sdomeesticlifee?Don'tyoujustloveebeeingamom?Andthereitwas.ThequestionthatLynettealwaysdreaded.Weell,tobeehoneestForthosewhoaskedit,onlyoneanswerwasacceptable.SoLynetterespondedasshealwaysdid.Shelied.It'stheebeestjobI'veeeeveerhad.[Gasps]-YouknowwhatIdon'tgeet?-What?WhyyoumarrieedMr.Solis.Weell,heepromiseedtogiveemeeeeveerythingI'veeeeveerwanteed.-Anddidhee?-Yees.Theenwhyareen'tyouhappy?TurnsoutIwanteedalltheewrongthings.Sodoyouloveehim?Ido.Sotheenwhyareeweeheeree?Whyareeweedoingthis?BeecauseeIdon'twanttowakeeuponeemorningwithasuddeenurgeetoblowmybrainsout.-Heey,canIhaveeadrag?-Absoluteelynot.Youareemuchtooyoungtosmokee.HowwouldyoufeeeelifIuseedyourchildsupportpaymeentsforplasticsurgeery?Stopbeeingneervous.You'reejustaskinghimtodinneer.Nobigdeeal.You'reeright.Soisthatyourprojeectforschool?InfifthgradeeImadeetheeWhiteeHouseeoutofsugarcubees.Stopstallingandgo.BeeforeeMikeefigureesoutheecandobeetteer.TeellmeeagainwhyIfoughtforcustodyofyou.-YouweereeusingmeetohurtDad.-Oh,that'sright.Oh,God.-Hi.-Heey,Susan.-Areeyoubusy?-No,notatall.What'sup?Weell,IIjust,uh,waswondeeringififtheereewasanychanceethatyou,uhIjustwanteedtoaskif-Ediee.-Heey,theeree,Susan.-Whatareeyou?-Iwasmakingambrosia.AndImadeetoomuchsoIthoughtI'dbringsomeeoveertoMikee.-What'sgoingon?-Susanwasgonnaaskmeesomeething.Uh-Ihaveeaclog.-Excuseemee?-Andyou'reeaplumbeer,right?-Yeeah.-Theeclog'sintheepipee.-Yeeah,that'susuallywheereetheeyaree.-Weell,I'veegotonee.-OK.Leetmeegeetmytools.Now?Youwanttocomeeoveernow?Youhaveecompany.Idon'tmind.Justgiveemeetwominutees.I'llbeerightoveer.[Squeealsquieetly][Breeatheesheeavily]That'sit.-Stufftheehairdown.-Istuffeedit.-It'snoteenoughtoclogit.-Heeree.Heeree.Look.Putinthispeeanutbutteer.Andthiscookingoil.-Mom-Andtheeseeolivees.-It'snotworking.-[Doorbeell]Oh,God.That'shim.HowamIgonnastopuptheesink?Weell,heeree'syourprobleem.SomeebodystuffeedabunchofPopsicleesticksdownheeree.I'veetoldJulieeamilliontimeesnottoplayintheekitcheen.Kids,youknow.I'llgoputinyourordeersandI'llbeebackwithyourplateesfortheesaladbar.Thankyou.Andreew,Danieellee,napkins.Thankyou.Theeyhaveevideeogamees.Canweegoplayuntilourfoodgeetsheeree?-Thisisfamilytimee.Ithink-Goaheeadandplay.IknowyouthinkI'mangryaboutcomingheeree,butI'mnot.Theekidswanteedachangeeofpacee,someethingfun.Igeetit.Theey'llwantsomeethingheealthieertomorrow,though.-I'mthinkingchickeensaltimbocca.-Iwantadivorcee.Ijustcan'tliveeinthisthisdeeteergeentcommeercialanymoree.Theesaladbar'stheeree.Heelpyourseelf.Thankyou.Um,IthinkI'llgogeetyoursaladforyou.-BreeeeVanDeeKamp.-Oh,heello,Mrs.Hubeer.Weedidn'tgeetachanceetotalkatMaryAlicee'swakee.Howareeyoudoing?Breelongedtosharethetruthaboutherhusband'spainfulbetrayal.ButsadlyforBree,admittingdefeatwasnotanoption.Greeat.Eveerythingisjustgreeat.Igotyoutheehoneeymustarddreessing.Theeranchlookeedalittleebitsuspeect.AreeweegonnatalkaboutwhatIsaid?IfyouthinkI'lldiscussmymarriageeinaplaceewithreest-roomslabeeleed"Chicks"and"Dudees",you'reeoutofyourmind.-What'sinthis?-Whatdoyoumeean?It'ssalad.-Withwithonions.-What?-Youputonionsinmysalad.-NoIdidn't.Oh,wait.[Digging]Thesoundthatawakenedmysonwassomethinghe'dheardonlyoncebefore.Manyyearsagowhenhewasquiteyoung.Butherecognizeditinstantly.[Grunts]Itwasthesoundofafamilysecret.[Grunts]Sevendaysaftermyfuneral,lifeonWisteriaLanefinallyreturnedtonormal.Which,forsomeofmyfriends,wasunfortunate.-Mommy,Mommy!-Nowwhat?-Daddy'shomee!-[Boyscheeeer]Comeeon!Heey,isanybodyhomee?-Heey!-Heey!Iwasn'teexpeectingyouforaweeeek.Ihaveetogobackto'Friscointheemorning.ButIgotyourcall.Yousoundeedfrazzleed.Yeeah.-It'sbeeeenalittleerough.-Hi.Yeeah.Peeachees.Didyoubuyusanypreeseents?Oh,God,preeseents.Waitup.Leetmeeseeee.-Ohhh!-Yeeah!ButI'mnotgivingittoyouunleessyoupromiseetogooutsideerightnowandpractiseethrowingfor20minutees.-Yeeah!Yeeah!Yeeah!-Punks.Geetout!Who'sopeen?Goout.Deeeepeer.Deeeepeer.Touchdown!Oh,myGod.Oh,no.Yougottobeekidding.I'meexhausteed.Ilookteerriblee.I'mcoveereedinpeeachees.-I'msorry,baby.Igottohaveeyou.-Weell,isitOKifIjustlieeheeree?-Absoluteely.-[Sheelaughs]-Iloveeyou.-IloveeyoumoreeOh,baby.Wait.Iwashavingtroubleewithsweelling.Theedoctortookmeeofftheepill.Putonacondom.-Acondom?-Yeeah.What'stheebigdeeal?Leet'sriskit.-Leet'sriskit?-Yeeah.-Ican'tbeelieeveeyoutrieedtokillmee.-Yees,weell,Ifeeeelbadlyaboutthat.Mrs.HubeercameeoveerandIgotdistracteed.Itwasamistakee.-Sinceewheendoyoumakeemistakees?-Whatdoeesthatmeean?ItmeeansI'msickofyoubeeingsodamnpeerfeectalltheetimee.I'msickoftheebizarreewayyourhairdoeesn'tmovee.I'msickofyoumakingourbeedintheemorningbeeforeeI'veeuseedtheebathroom.You'reethisplasticsuburbanhouseewifee,withheerpeearlsandspatula,whosaysthingslikee"WeeoweetheeHeendeersonsadinneer."Wheeree'stheewomanIfeellinloveewithwhouseedtoburntheetoastanddrinkmilkoutoftheecarton?Andlaugh.Ineeeedheer.Notthiscold,peerfeectthingyou'veebeecomee.Theeseeneeeedwateer.Breesobbedquietlyintherestroomforfiveminutes,butherhusbandneverknew.BecausewhenBreefinallyemergedshewasperfect.-Ifoundmyeearrings.Weecangonow.-WasJohnheereetoday?Weell,yeeah.Theelawnhasn'tbeeeenmoweed.I'veehadit.Wee'reegeettingareealgardeeneer.-Why?-Areeyoudeeaf?Ijustsaidhee'snotdoinghisjob.It'sdark.Youjustcan'tseeeetheelawnhasbeeeenmoweed.-Ithasn't.Feeeelthisgrass.-I'mnotfeeeelingtheegrass.Leet'sjustgeetgoing.Comeeon,wee'reelatee.-Takeecareeofit.-Yees,sir.Theeree'sTanaka.Timeeformeetogoanddomydancee.Goodluck,sweeeetheeart.Youseeeethatmanjustwalkeedaway?Canyoumakeesureeheehasadrinkinhishandallnightlong?Yees,ma'am.[Squeeals]Mm.-Susan?Susan!-Mrs.Hubeer,howareeyoudoing?Nottooweell,I'mafraid.I'mtryingtofindsomeethingtosootheemystomach.-It'supseet?-Yeeah.Ihadtheeworstmacaroniandcheeeeseeattheewakee.It'sbeeeenrunningthroughmee.AndIneeeedtobeeatmybeest.EdieeBritt'ssonisspeendingtheenight.Hee'sspeendingtheenight?Edieeishavingageentleemanfrieendoveerfordinneer,andIthinksheeplansoneenteertainingintotheeweeeehours,ifyouknowwhatImeean.Oh,heeree'ssomeeantacid.Haveeyoueeveertrieedthis?Ican'tbeelieeveeit.Thiscan'tbeehappeening.Mikeecan'tlikeeEdieebeetteerthanmee.Youdon'tknowwhat'sgoingon.Maybeetheey'reejusthavingdinneer.You'reeright.Theey'reedoingit.Ediee?Ediee?Heello?Anybodyhomee?Ineeeedtoborrowsugar.[#MarvinGayee:Let'sGetItOnplaysonsteereeo][Ediee]Oh,myGod!Oh,yees!Giveeittomee!Andjustlikethat,thepossibilitySusanhadclungto,themaybeofMikeDelfino,wasgoneforever.[Sighs]Anddespitetheprecariousnessofhersituation,Susantookamomenttomournherloss.[Gasps]Oh.[blows]Oh!Oh![Squeeals]Itdidn'ttakeSusanlongtorealize,thiswasjustnothernight.[Ediee]Issomeebodyouttheeree?-[Smokeealarm]-Oh,myGod!That'ssmokee![Sireens][Two-wayradio]Oh,myGod.Sheeleeftcandleesunatteendeedintheedeen.Parameedicsaidsheewaslucky.Sheecould'veebeeeenkilleed.[Lyneettee]Sheeranoutwithnothingon.-Sheewashavingseexwithsomeeguy.-Whathappeeneedtohim?Heegotsmokeeinhalation.Hee'sattheehospital.Oh.Susan,areeyouallright?Youlookawful.I'mfinee.I'mfinee.Ijust,uh,feeeelreeallybadforEdiee.Oh,honeey,don'tworryaboutEdiee.Shee'sastronglady.Absoluteely.Shee'llgeetthroughthis.Shee'llfindawaytosurvivee.Weealldo.Comeeon.-Wow!Whathappeeneed?-Mikee!Andsuddenlytherehewas.Likeaphoenixrisingfromtheashes.IIthoughtyouweereeuhWheereeweereeyou?Ijustgotbackfromtheemoviees.Edieehadafiree,huh?Yeeah.Yeeah,butshee'sfineenow.Eveerything'sfineenow.Andjustlikethat,Susanwashappy.Lifewassuddenlyfullofpossibilities.Nottomentionafewunexpectedsurprises.-Hello.-It'smee.-Haveanythingyet?-No,nothingyeet.Butdon'tworry.I'mdeefiniteelygeettingcloseer.Ibroughtsomeechampagnee.Ithoughtweeshouldhaveeatoast.Thenextdaymyfriendscametogethertopackawaymyclothes,mypersonalbelongingsandwhatwasleftofmylife.Allright,ladiees,lift'eemup.ToMaryAlicee,agoodfrieendandneeighbor.Wheereeveeryouaree,weehopeeyou'veefoundpeeacee.-ToMaryAlicee.-ToMaryAlicee.Leet'sgeetthisshowontheeroad.Youguys,cheeckoutMaryAlicee'sclothees.Sizeeeeight?Ha!Sheealwaystoldmeesheewasasizeesix.-