浑身都疼浑身都疼
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.
“You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.”
The woman touched he...
浑身都疼
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.
“You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.”
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Own, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Own, even THAT hurts”, she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis1, “You have a broken finger.”
一名女士到医生那里抱怨自己浑身疼痛。
“你哪里疼啊?”医生问道。
“你要帮帮我,我浑身都疼。” 女士说。
“浑身都疼,是什么意思?你能不能具体一点?”医生问道。
女士用她的食指摸了摸右膝盖,喊道:“噢,这里疼。”然后她又摸了
摸自己的左脸颊,喊道:“噢,这里也疼。”然后她又摸了摸自己的右耳垂,
喊道:“就连这里都是疼的。”
医生为女士做了详细的检查,然后告诉了该女士结果:“你的手指
头破了。”
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