经典美剧老友记-第一季-第六集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Ooh!Look!Look!Look!Look,there'sJoey'spicture!Thisissoexciting!Youcanalwaysspotsomeonewho'sneverseenoneofhisplaysbefore.Notice,nofear,nosenseofimpendingdoom...Theexclamationpointinthetitlescaresme.Y'know,it'snotjustFreud,it'sFreud!Oh,shhh,shh.Magicisabouttohappen.Well,Eva,ve'vedonesomeexcellentvorkhere,andIvouldhavetosay,yourpwoblemisqviiiteclear.*Allyouwantisatinkle**Whatyouenvy'saschwang**Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle**Toplaywithorsimplylethang.*God.Ifeelviolated.Didanybodyelsefeeltheyjustwantedtopeeltheskinofftheirbody,tohavesomethingelsetodo?Ross,teno'clock.Isit?Feelsliketwo.No,teno'clock.-What?There'sabeautifulwomanateight,nine,teno'clock!Oh.Hel-lo!She'samazing!ShemakesthewomenthatIdreamaboutlooklikeshort,fat,baldmen!Well,goovertoher!She'snotwithanyone.Ohyeah,andwhatwouldmyopeninglinebe?'Excuseme.Blarrglarrghh.'Oh,comeon.She'saperson,youcandoit!Ohplease,couldshebemoreoutofmyleague?Ross,backmeuphere.Hecouldnevergetawomanlikethatinamillionyears.Thankyou,buddy.Oh,oh,buty'know,youalwaysseethesereallybeautifulwomenwiththesereallynothingguys,youcouldbeoneofthoseguys.Youcoulddothat!-Youthink?-Yeah!OhGod,Ican'tbelieveI'mevenconsideringthis...I'mveryveryawareofmytongue...Comeon!Comeon!Heregoes....Yes?Hi....um...okay,nextword...wouldbe...Chandler!Chandlerismyname,and,uh...hi.-Yes,yousaidthat.-Yes,yesIdid,butwhatIdidn'tsaywaswhatIwasabouttosay,whatIwantedtosaywas,uh...wouldyouliketogooutwithmesometime,thankyou,goodnight.Chandler?Hey!-Ididn'tknowyoucoulddance!-You'reinaplay!-Youhadabeard!Whatdoyouthink?-Ididn'tknowyoucoulddance!-You'reinaplay!-Youhadabeard!C'mon,youguys,itwasn'tthatbad.Iwasthelead.ItwasbetterthanthatthingIdidwiththetrolls,atleastyougottoseemyhead.Sawyourhead.Sawyourhead.Shesaidyes!!Shesaidyes!!Awfulplay,man.Whoah.Hername'sAurora,andshe'sItalian,andshepronouncesmyname'Chand-lrr'.'Chand-lrr'.IthinkIlikeitbetterthatway.Oh,listen,theushergavemethistogivetoyou.TheEstelleLeonardTalentAgency.Wow,anagencyleftmeitscard!Maybetheywannasignme!Basedonthisplay?Basedonthisplay!-Hey,kids!-Hey,Chandler.No,becausethislineispassion,andthisisjustaline.Well,Ican'tbelieveI'vebeenherealmostsevensecondsandyouhaven'taskedmehowmydatewent.Oh,right,right.Howwasyourdate,'Chand-lrr'?Itwasunbelievable.I-I'venevermetanyonelikeher.She'shadthemostamazinglife!ShewasintheIsraeliarmy......Luckilynoneofthebulletshittheengineblock.So,wemadeittotheborder,butjustbarely,andI...I'vebeentalkingaboutmyselfallnightlong,I'msorry.Whataboutyou?Tellmeoneofyourstories.Alright.OnceIgotonthesubway,right,anditwasatnight,andIrodeitallthewaytoBrooklyn...justforthehellofit.Wetalkedtillliketwo.Itwasthisperfectevening...moreorless....AllofasuddenwerealisedwewereinYammon.Oh,I'msorry,so'we'is?'We'wouldbemeandRick.Who'sRick?Myhusband.Oh,soyou'redivorced?No.Oh,I'msorry,thenyou'rewidowed?Hopefully?No,I'mstillmarried.Sotellme,howdo-howdoyouthinkyourhusbandwouldfeelaboutyousittingherewithme?Slidingyourfootsofarupmypantlegyoucancountthechangeinmypocket?Don'tworry.Iimaginehe'dbeokaywithyoubecausereallyhe'sokaywithEthan.Ethan?There's,there'sanEthan?Mmmm...Ethanismy...boyfriend.What?!Soexplainsomethingtomehere,uh,whatkindofarelationshipdoyouimagineushavingifyoualreadyhaveahusbandandaboyfriend?Isupposemainlysexual.Oh.I'msorryitdidn'tworkout.What'notworkout'?I'mseeingheragainonThursday.Didn'tyoulistentothestory?Didn'tyoulistentothestory?Thisistwisted!Howcouldyougetinvolvedwithawomanlikethis?Well,y'know,Ihadsometroublewithitatfirsttoo,butthewayIlookatitis,Igetallthegoodstuffallthefun,allthetalking,allthesex,andnoneoftheresponsibility.Imean,thisiseveryguy'sfantasy!Oh,yeah.Thatisnottrue.Ross,isthisyourfantasy?No,ofcoursenot!Yeah,yeah,itis.Soyouguysdon'tmindgoingoutwithsomeoneelsewho'sgoingoutwithsomeoneelse?Icouldn'tdoit.Goodforyou,Joey.WhenI'mwithawoman,IneedtoknowthatI'mgoingoutwithmorepeoplethansheis.Well,y'know,monogamycanbea,uh,trickyconcept.Imean,anthropologicallyspeaking-Fine.Fine,alright,nowyou'llneverknow.We'rekidding.Comeon,tellus!Alright.There'satheory,putforthbyRichardLeakey-Arewegreetingeachotherthiswaynow?CauseIlikethat.Look!Icleaned!Ididthewindows,Ididthefloors...Ievenusedalltheattachmentsonthevacuum,exceptthatlittleroundonewiththebristles,Idon'tknowwhatthat'sfor.Ohyeah,nobodyknows.Andwe'renotsupposedtoask.Well,whatthink?Veryclean!Itlooksgreat!Terrific!...Oh!I-Iseeyoumovedthegreenottoman.How-howdidthathappen?Idunno..I-Ithoughtitlookedbetterthere.AndI-andalso,it'sanextraseataroundthecoffeetable.Yeah,yeah,it'sinteresting..butyouknowwhat?Justforfun,let'sseewhatitlookedlikeintheoldspot.Alright,justtocompare.Let'ssee.Well,itlooksgoodtheretoo.Let'sjustleaveitthereforawhile.Ican'tbelieveyoutriedtomovethegreenottoman.ThankGodyoudidn'ttrytofanoutthemagazines.Imean,she'llscratchyoureyesrightout.Youguys,Iamnotthatbad!Yeah,youare,Monica.RememberwhenIlivedwithyou?Youwerelike,alittle,youknow,Thatissounfair!Ohcomeon!Whenwewerekids,yourswastheonlyRaggedyAnndollthatwasn'traggedy!Okay,soI'mresponsible,I'morganised.Buthey,Icanbeakook.Alright,youmadcapgal.Trytoimaginethis.Thephonebillarrives,butyoudon'tpayitrightaway.-Whynot?-Becauseyou'reakook!Insteadyouwaituntiltheysendyouanotice.Icoulddothat.Okay,uh,youletmegogroceryshopping,andIbuylaundrydetergent,butit'snottheonewiththeeasy-pourspout.Whywouldsomeonedothat?!...Onemightwonder.Someone'sleftaglassonthecoffeetable.There'snocoaster.It'sacolddrink,it'sahotday.Littlebeadsofcondensationareinchingtheirwaycloserandclosertothesurfaceofthewood...STOPIT!!OhmyGod.It'strue!WhoamI?Monica?You'reMom.Uhhuh..uhhuh...ohmyGod!Okay!Okay,I'llbethere!Thatwasmyagent.Myagenthasjustgottenmeajob...inthenewAlPacinomovie!OhmyGod!Whoah!Well,what'sthepart?Canyoubelievethis?AlPacino!Thisguy'sthereasonIbecameanactor!"I'moutoforder?Pfeeeh.You'reoutoforder!Thiswholecourtroom'soutoforder!"Thiswholecourtroom'soutoforder!"Seriously,what-what'sthepart?"JustwhenIthoughtIwasout,theypullmebackin!"theypullmebackin!"Comeon,seriously,Joey,what'sthepart?..You're,you're'mahmahmah'what?...I'mhisbuttdouble.'Kay?IplayAlPacino'sbutt.Alright?Hegoesintotheshower,andthen-I'mhisbutt.-OhmyGod.-Comeon,youguys.Thisisarealmovie,andAlPacino'sinit,andthat'sbig!Ohno,it'sterrific,it's...it's...y'know,youdeservethis,afterallyouryearsofstruggling,you'vefinallybeenabletocrackyourwayintoshowbusiness.Okay,okay,fine!Makejokes,Idon'tcare!Thisisabigbreakforme!You'reright,you'reright,itis...Soyougonnainviteusalltothebigopening?Alright,alright,alright...Here.Ineedtoborrowsomemoisturizer.--Forwhat?-Whatyouthink?Today'sthebigday!OhmyGod.Okay,gointothebathroom,usewhateveryouwant,justdon'tevertellmewhatyoudidinthere.Thankyou!Where'sJoey?Hismom'sonthephone.He'sinthebathroom.Idon'tthinkyouwannagointhere!C'mon,we'reroommates!Myeyes!!Myeyes!!Iwarnedyou...Whoisbeingloud?Oh,thatwouldbeMonica.Hey,listen,Iwannaborrowacouplathings,Auroraspentthenight,Ireallywannamakeherbreakfast.-Oh,yougotthewholenight,huh?Yeah,well,IonlyhavetwentyminutesuntilEthan,so,y'know..Ooh,doIsensealittlebitofresentment?No,noresentment,believeme,it'sworthit.OK?Youknowinarelationshipyouhavethesekeymomentsthatyouknowyou'llrememberfortherestofyourlife?Well,every-single-secondislikethatwithAurora..andI'vejustwastedaboutthirty-fiveofthemtalkingtoyoupeople,so,uh..-Monica,canyouhelpmewiththedoor?-Sure.Oh,um,Chandler?Y'know,the-theoldMonicawould-wouldremindyoutoscrubthatTeflonpanwithaplasticbrush.ButI'mnotgonnadothat.Okay,everybodyready?Uh,listen,Ijustwannathankyouforthisgreatopportunity.Losetherobe.-Me?-Thatwillwork.Right.Okay.Losingtherobe.Andtherobeislost.Okay,everybody,we'dliketogetthisinonetake,please.-Let'srollit..-Water'sworking..and...action.Andcut.Hey,ButtGuy,whatthehellareyoudoing?Well,I'm-I'mshowering.No,thatwasclenching.Oh.Well,thewayIseeit,theguy'supsethere,y'know?Imean,hiswife'sdead,hisbrother'smissing...Ithinkhisbuttwouldbeangryhere.Ithinkhisbuttwouldliketogetthisshotbeforelunch.Onceagain,rolling...waterworking...andaction....andcut.Whatwasthat?Iwasgoingforquietdesperation.Butifyouhavetoask...God,Ilovethesefingers...-Thankyou.-No,actuallyImeantmyfingers.Lookatthem,lookathowhappytheyare.OhmyGod,I'mlate.Ohnononononononononono,don'tgo..-Ihaveto.-Look,she'sleaving.I'msorry.He'llbewaitingforme.Well,Ithought-IthoughtyoutalkedtoRick.-It'snotRick.-What,Ethan?Hegottospendthewholedaywithyou!No,it's-it'sAndrew.Iknowthere'llbemanymomentsintheyearstocomewhenI'llregretaskingthefollowingquestion,but-AndAndrewis?He's...new.Oh,sowhatyou'resayingisyou'renotcompletelyfulfilledbyRick,Ethanandmyself?No,that'snotexactlywhatIwas..Well,y'know,mostwomenwouldkillforthreeguyslikeus.Sowhatdoyouwant?You.Youhaveme!Nono,justyouWhatdoyoumean?Losetheotherguys....Like,...allofthem?Comeon,we'regreattogether,whynot?Whycan'twejusthavewhatwehavenow?Whycan'twejusttalk,andlaugh,andmakelove,withoutfeelingobligatedtooneanother...andupuntiltonightIthoughtthat'swhatyouwantedtoo....Well,y'know,partofmewantsthat,butit'slikeI'mtwoguys,youknow?Imean,oneguy'sgoing'Shutup!Thisisgreat!'Butthere'sthisotherguy.Actuallyit'sthesameguythatwellsupeverytimethatGrinch'sheartgrowsthreesizesandbreaksthatmeasuringdevice...Andhe'ssaying,y'know,'Thisistoohard!Getout!Getout!'So...whichoneofthetwoguyswillyoulistento?Idon'tknow,I-Ihavetolistentobothofthem,theydon'texactlyleteachotherfinish...Whichone?...Thesecondguy.Well,callmeifyouchangeyourmind.Sorry,thefirstguyrunsthelips.Lookatitthisway:youdumpedher.Right?Imean,thiswomanwasunbelievablysexy,andbeautiful,intelligent,unattainable...Tellmewhyyoudidthisagain?Hey,waitwait,aren'tyoutheguythatplaysthebuttinthenewAlPacinomovie?Nope.No?Whathappened,bigguy?"Bigguy?"Itfeltlikea'bigguy'moment.Igotfired.Yeah,theysaidIactedtoomuchwithit.Itoldeverybodyaboutthis!Noweverybody'sgonnagotothetheatre,expectingtoseeme,and...Oh,Joey,youknowwhat,no-oneisgonnabeabletotell.Mymomwill.Somethingsosweetand...disturbingaboutthat.Y'know,I'vedonenothingbutcrappyplaysforsixyears.AndIfinallygetmyshot,andIblowit!Maybethiswasn'tyourshot.Yeah,Imean...Ithinkwhenit'syourshot,y'know,you-youknowit'syourshot.Didit...feellikeyourshot..?Hardtotell,Iwasnaked.No,Idon'tthinkthiswasyourshot.Imean,Idon'teventhinkyoujustgetoneshot.Ireallybelievebigthingsaregonnahappenforyou,Ido!You'vegottajustkeepthinkingaboutthedaythatsomekidisgonnarunuptohisfriendsandgo'Igotthepart!Igotthepart!I'mgonnabeJoeyTribbiani'sass!'.Yeah?That'ssonice!I'msorry,Joey.I'mgonnagotobed,guys.GoodnightUh,Mon,you-yougonnaleaveyourshoesouthere?Really?Justcasuallystrewnaboutinthatrecklesshaphazardmanner?Doesn'tmatter,I'llget'emtomorrow.Ornot.Whenever.Sheisakook.Ifitbothersyouthatmuch,justgooutandgettheshoes.No.Don'tdothis.Thisisstupid!Idon'thavetoproveanything,I'mgonnagogetthem...Buttheneveryonewillknow.UnlessIgetthem,andthenwakeupreallyearlyandputthemback!Ineedhelp!第一季第六集Sonoonetoldyoulifewasgonnabethiswayyourjobsajoke,you'rebroke,yourlovelife'sD.O.A.It'slikeyou'realwaysstuckinsecondgear,Andithasn'tbeenyourday,yourweek,yourmonth,orevenyouryear,butI'llbethereforyou,whentherainstartstopour.I'llbethereforyou,likeI'vebeentherebefore.I'llbethereforyou,'causeyou'rethereformetoo.