功夫熊猫英文剧本2008-08-0517:39:09KongFuPandaLegendtellsofalegendarywarrior.Who'skungfuskillswiththestuffoflegendHetraveledthelandinsearchofworthyfoesIseeyouliketochewMaybeyoushouldchew...Onmyface!ThewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfullThenheswallowed
AndthenhespokeEnoughtalk!Letsfight!Hewassodeadlyinfact..ThathisenemieswouldgoblindFromoverexposuretopureawesomenessMyEyes! Heistooawesome!Andattractive...Howcanwerepayyou?ThereisnochargetoawesomenessOrattractivenessItmatterednottohowmanyfoeshefacedTheywerenomatchhisaudacityNeverbeforehadthepandabeensofearedAndsolovedEventhemostheroicheroesinallofChinaTheFuriousFiveBowinrespecttothisgreatmasterMonkey:Weshouldhangout...Panda:AgreedButhangin'outwillhavetowait'Coswhenyou'refacingthattenthousanddemonsofDemonmountainThereisonethingthatmattersAndthat's...Getup! You'llbelateforwork!Wha...?Po...Getup!!!Hey,Po...Whatareyoudoingupthere?Uhhh...Nothing...Monkey...Mantis... Crane...Viper...Tigress....Roarrrr...Po,let'sgo... You'relateforworkComing...Sorrydad...Sorry,doesn'tmakethenoodlesWhatwereyoudoingupthere? allthatnoise?Oh,nothing,justhadacrazydreamAboutwhat? Whatwereyoudreamingabout?WhatwasI...Uhh..Iwasdreamingabout...uuh....NoodlesNoodles?youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?Yeah..WhatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?Oh...Careful,thatsoupissharp...Oh..HappyDay,mysonfinallyhavingaNoodledreamYoudon'tknowhowlongI'vebeenwaitingforthismomentThisisasign,PoUh,asignofwhat?YouarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredientOfmysecretingredientsoupAndthenyouwillfulfilyourdestinyAndtakeovertherestaurantJustasItookitoverfrommyfatherWhotookitoverfromhisfatherWhowonitfromafriendinagameofmahjongDad,dad,dad,itwasjustadreamNo,itwas'The'DreamWe'renoodlefolk,bloodrunsthruourveinsButDad,didn'tyouever?Idunnoknow,wannadosomethingelse?Somethingbesidesnoodles?Actually,whenIwasyoungandcrazyIthoughtaboutrunningawayAndlearninghowtomake'TouFoo'So,whydidn'tyou?Oh,becauseitwasastupiddreamCanyouimagineme,making'TouFoo'?'TouFoo'..No!WeallhaveourplaceinthisworldMineishereandyoursisIknow!ishereNo,isthetable2,5,7and12ServicewithasmileWelldone,studentsIfyouweretryingtodisappointme!Tigress,youneedmoreferocity!monkey,greaterspeed!Crane,height! Viper!SubtletyMantis!(Zang):MasterShifu!What?It'sMasterOo-Gwai,hewantstoseeyouMasterOo-Gwai,yousummonedme?issomethingwrong?Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?So,nothing'swrong?Well,Ididn'tsaythat..Youweresaying...I'vehadavision...TaiLongwillreturnThatisimpossible!HeisinprisonNothingisimpossibleZhang,FlytoChorh-GomprisonAndtellthemtodoubletheguardsDoubletheweapons,doubleeverythingTaiLongdoesnotleavethatprisonYes,MasterShiFuOneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoiditWehavetodosomethingWecan'tjustlethimmarchonthevalleyAndtakeusrevenge!He'll,He'll...Yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend.WhenitisagitatedIt'sbecomedifficulttoseeButifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclearTheDragonScroll...Itistime...Butwho?Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower?Tobecome...theDragon'sWarrior?Idon'tknowExcuseme...excuseme...Sorry...Hey!WatchitPo!Sorry..Suckitup!Oops...Sorry...Doesn't..What?MasterOoGwaichoosingDragonWarrior,todayEveryone,Everyone,go!GettotheJadePalaceOneofthefivewillgonnagettheDragonScrollWe'vebeenwaitingforathousandyearsforthisJusteatand..goThisisthegreatestdayintheKungFuhistoryDon'tbelieveatit,justgo!Po!whereareyougoing?Tothe..jadepalace..?????Butyou'reforgettingyournoodlecartThewholevalleywillbethereandyou'llsellsnoodletoallof'emSellingnoodles?Butdad,IwaskindathinkingmaybeI...IwaskindathinkingmaybeI...Uhuh?CouldalsosellthebeanbunsThey're,they'reabouttogobadThat'smyboyItoldyouthatdreamwasasignYeah,haha, I'mgladIhadit...Yippie...I'mAKungfuWarrior...Metoo...AlmostthereWhat?No...No...No...SorryPo,We'llbringyoubackasouvenir...No,I'llbringmebackmysouvenir!ItisanhistoricdayIsthatMasterOoGwai?YesAndonenighthere,IwouldnotlivetoseeAreyourstudentsready?YesMasterOoGwai...NownoticeoldfriendWhomeverIchoose,willnotonlybringpeacetothevalleyButalsotoyouLetthetournamentBEGIN...OhNo,nonono...wait,I'mcomin'Hey!!!Openthedoor...!Letmein...CitizentheValleyofPeace...Itismygreathonourtopresentyou...Tigress..Viper..Crane....Monkey...Mantis...TheFurious...Five...TheFuriousFive...Ahh..Ohh...Warriors...prepare....Warriors...no....oh..peektoholeReadyforbattleThethousandtoungesoffire...hohoho...Wow...lookatthat...Hey...Getouttheway...Andfinally....MasterTigress...Believeme,citizens...Youhadnotseenanythingyet!Iknow!!MasterTigressfacedironarmsandhisbladesofdeathIsenseTheDragonWarriorisamongusCitizensofthevalleyofPeaceMasterOoGwaiwillnowchoose...TheDragon...WarriorHuh??nonono...nowait...Po...Whatareyoudoing?WhatisitlooklikeI'mdoing?Stop,stop I'mgoingtoseetheDragonWarriorButIdonotunderstand?Youfinallyhadthenoodledream...Ilied... Idon'tdreamaboutnoodles,dad...IloveKungFu...Oh,Comeonson,let'sgetbacktoworkUh..OK...Owww....What'sgoin'on?...Whereuh...Whatareyapointing?Ow...OK..Sorry..IjustwantedtoseewhothedragonwarriorwasHowinteresting...Master,Are,areyoupointingatme?Him...Who?You! Me?TheUniversehasgotusTheDragonWarriorWHAT???WHAT?Stop,wait!Whotoldyouto...MasterOoGwai..WaitThatflabbyPandacan'tpossiblybetheanswertoourproblemYouwereabouttoappointedTigressAndthatthingfellinfrontofherThatwasjustanaccidentTherearenoaccidentForgiveusmaster,wehavefailedyou..No,ifthepandahasnotquitbymorningThenIwillhavefailedyouwait...wait...wait...wait...wait...Ibringamessage,frommasterShiFuWhat?Doubletheguard,extraprecautions?Yourprisonmaynotbeadequate?Youdoubtmyprison'ssecurity?Absolutelynot!ShiFudoes,I'mjustthemessengerIwillgiveyouamessageforyourmasterShiFu..EscapefromChorh-Gomprisonisimpossible!Impressiveisn'tit?It'sveryimpressive,it'sveryimpressiveonewayin,onewayoutOnethousandguardandoneprisonerYes,exceptthatprisonerisTaiLong...TakeusdownOhMy...Behold...Tai..Long...I'lluhm...I'mjustgonnawaitrighthereIt'snothingtoworryabout..it'sperfectlysafe...GuardPost,atyourready! Hey,toughguy,didyouhear?OoGwai'sfinallygonnagivesomeonetheDragonscrollAndit'snotgonnabeyou!Whatareyoudoing? don'tgethimmad!What'she'sgonnadoaboutit?I'vegothimcompletelyimmobilized...Ohhh...didIsteponthewinnyteenytailpot???I'mgood,I'veseenenoughI'mgonnatellShiFuhe'sgotnothingtoworryaboutNo,hedoesn'tOk,I'lltellhimCanwepleasegonow?WaitasecondIthinkthere'sbeenaslightmistakeEveryoneseemstothinkthatI'ma...Thesacredhallofwarriors...Noway...Lookatthisplace..MasterFlyingRhinoArmour...Withauthenticbattledamage...theSwordofHeroesItsaidtobesosharp,youcancutyourselfjustbylookingatit...TheInvisibleTridentofDestinyI'veonlyseenpaintingsofthatpainting...No....TheLegendaryUrnofWhisperingWarriorsItsaidcontainedthesoulsofentireTenShuArmy...Hello......Haveyoufinishedsightseeing?Sorry,I'veshould'vecometoseeyoufirstMypatienceiswearingthin...Ow..Well,ImeanIt'snolikeyougoinganywhere...Wouldyouturnaround...Hey,how'sit'sgoin'?Howdoyougetfive...?MasterShiFu...Someonebrokethat,butI'mgonnafixit...I'll..I'll..doyouhavesome...glue?Aw..aw..ugh...splinter...Soyou'rethelegendaryDragonWarrior..hm..?Ah..Iguessso?WRONG!You'renottheDragonWarrior,youwillnevertheDragonWarriorUntilyouhavelearnthesecretoftheDragonScrollSo...um..howthisiswork?Doyouhavetheladder?ortrampolineor...Youthinkisthateasy?ThatI'mjustgonnahandyouthesecrettolimitlesspowerNo!I...OnemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofkungfuAndthat'sclearlyimpossibleifthatone..issomeonelikeyouSomeonelikeme?Yes,lookatyou!Thisfatgut,thisflabbyarmsItjustsensitiveintheflabbyparts...Andthisridiculousbelly...Andotherdisregardforpersonalhygiene...Hey..waitaminute...that'salittleuncalledfor...Don'tstandthatclose,IcansmellyourbreathListen,OoGwaisaidthatIwas....uuurgh...TheWuShifingerhold...Hoho...youknowthishold?DevelopedbyMasterWuShiinthethirddynasty,yes!Oh,ThenyoumustknowwhathappenwhenIflexmypinky...Nonono...Youknowwhatthehardestpartofthis?ThehardestpartsisthecleaningthemafterwardsOKOK,takeiteasy...Nowlistenclosely,pandaOoGwaimay'vepickedyou,butwhenI'mthroughwithyouIpromisedyouthatyouwishhehadn'tAreweclear?Huh...yeah,we'reclear..we'reclear..we'resoclear..Good,I'mcan'twaittogetstarted..Let'sbeginWaitwaitwait..What?Now?Yes...now...UnlessyouthinkthegreatOoGwaiwaswrongAndyou'renotthedragonwarriorOh..OK...Well...mmm...Idon'tknowifIcan,IcandoallofthosemovesIfwedon'ttry,we'llneverknow...will we?Yeah,it'sjust...Maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedtomy..level?Andwhatlevelisthat?Wellyouknow...I'mnotamasterbutuh...Let'sjuststartatzero...levelzeroOhHohoho,there'snosuchthing,aslevelzeroHey,maybeIcanstartwiththat..That?WeusethatfortrainingchildrenAndforpoppingthedooropenwhenit'shotButifyouinsist...Wow...theFuriousFive...Yousomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures...ExceptforyouMantis,you'reaboutthesame...GoaheadPanda...showuswhatyoucando...Oh..um...aretheygonnawatch?OrshouldIjustwaituntilIgetbacktoworkorsomething?Hitit...OK,yeahImean...Ijustate...mmm,soI'mstilldigestingSomyKungFumaynotbeasgoodaslateron...JUSTHITIT...Whatyougot?Yougotnothing,causeIgotitrighthereYoupickingonmyfriends?Getreadytofeelthethunder..Comeonwiththecrazyfeet,WhatyougonnadoWiththecrazyfeet?allrightcomeon...I'mablur,I'mablurYouneverseeme,BearstyleYouonlyseenPrayingMantisOrmonkeystyleorimagineSnaketysnake..Wouldyouhitit!Alright,alright..Whydon'tyoutryagain?alittleharder?How'sthat?thispainfulThiswillbeeasierthanIthoughtUh...mytenders...HowdidIdo?Thereisnow...alevelzeroThere'snowords..-Nodenyinthat...Idon'tunderstandwhatmasterOoGwaiwasthinkingThepoorguysisjustgonnagethimselfkilledHeissomighty...TheDragonWarriorFelloutofthesky,inballoffireWhenhewalks,theverygroundshakesOnewouldthinkThemasterOoGwaiwouldchoosesomeoneWhoactuallyknewkungfuYeah,orcouldatleasttouchhistoesOrevenseeshistoesOhh...Hey..Hi... You'reup?Iamnow..Iwasjusta...somedayhuh??ThisKungFustuffsishardwork,right?Yourbicepsoar?I'vehadalongandratherdisappointingday,souh...Yeah..IshouldprobablygettosleepnowYeahyeahyeah,ofcourseOKthanks..It'sjust..I'm,I'msuchabigfan...Youguysweretotalyamazinginthebattleofweepingriveroutnumberedthousandtoonebutyoudidn'tstopAndyoujust...Uhh..sorryaboutthat..Look,youdon'tbelonghere..Huh...Iknow,Iknow,you'reright..Idon'thave..Ijust,mywholelife,I'vedreamedof...Nonono...Imeantyoudon'tbelonghereImeaninthisroomButthisismyroomPropertyofcrane...Oh..OK...right,right...So,yeah,youwannagwttosleep,I'mkeepingyouupWegotbigthingstomorrow...alrightYou'reawesome,thelastingIwannasay,OK,bye-byeWhatwasthat?Ididn'tsayanythingOK,alright,Goodnight,sleepwellSeemalittlebitawkwardMasterTigress,didn'tmeantowakeyou,justa....Youdon'tbelonghereYeahyeah,ofcoursethisisyourroomImean,youdon'tbelongintheJadePalaceYou'readisgracetoKungFuandifyouhaveanyrespectYou'readisgracetoKungFuandifyouhaveanyrespectForwhoweareandwhatwedoYouwillbegonebymorningBigfanIseeyouhavefoundthesacredpeachtreeofheavenlywisdomIsthatwhatthisis?I'msosorry,Ithoughtit'sjust.. AregularpeachtreeIunderstand,youeatwhenyouareupsetUpset?I'mnotupset...Why..Why..shouldIupset?.Sowhyareyouupset?IprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinhistoryofKungFuInthehistoryofChinaInthehistoryofsuckingProbablyAndthefive..Youshould'veseenthem,theytotallyhateme...Totally..HowShiFugonnaturnmeintotheDragonWarrior?I'mnotlikethefive...I'vegotnoclaws..Nowings,novenom..EvenMantis,gotthosethingys...MaybeIshouldjustquitandbacktomakenoodlesQuit,don'tquit...Noodles, don'tNoodles...You'retooconcernwithwhatwasandwhatwillbe...Thereisasaying... YesterdayishistoryTomorrowisamysteryButtodayisagift...Thatiswhyiscalledthepresent...OhNo...What'shappening?FireCrossbow...TaiLong'sfree!ImustwarnShiFu...You'renotgoinganywhere,neitherishe...Bringitup...Wait...bringitback...Heiscomingthisway...Hewon'tgetfar...Achers...We'redead...soveryverydead...Notyetwe'renot...NOW...cannotescapenow?YesI'mgladShiFusentyouIwasbeginningtothinkthatI'vebeenforgotten...Flybackthereandtellthem..TherealDragonWarrioriscominghome...GoodMorningMaster...Panda...Panda!wakeup!He'squit...Whatdowedonow,master?withthepandagone?WhowillbetheDragonWarrior?WhatwecandoisdomoretrainingandtrustthatintimeThetrueDragonWarriorwillberevealed...Whatareyoudoinghere?Hi...goodmorningmaster...IthoughtIwarmedupalittle...You'restuck...Stuck?No...Wha?StuckNo...thisismmm....Yeah...I'mstuck...Helphim...Ohdear...Liftingonthree...one,two...ThankyouDon'tmentionit...No..really..Iapprecia...EverYou..actuallythoughtyoucanlearntodoafullsplitinonenight?IttakesyearstodeveloponceflexibilityAndyearslongertoapplyitincombat...Putthatdown!Theonlysouvenirswecollectherearebloodyknuckles..AndbrokenbonesYeahh....excellent...Let'sgetstarted...Areyouready?Iwasbornready...I'msorry..brother..Ithoughtyousaidyou'reready..Thatwasawesome...Let'sgoagain!Ihavebeentakingiteasyonyoupanda...butnomore...Yournextopponent..willbeme..Alright,yeah!Let'sgo!Stepforward..Thepathtovictoryistofindyouropponent'sweaknessAndmakethemsufferforit..TotakehisstrengthanduseitagainsthimUntilhefinallyfalls...orquitsButtherealwarriorneverquits..Don'tworrymaster...Iwillneverquit..Ifhesmart,hewon'tcomebackupthosestepsButhewillHe'snotgonnaquit...ishe?He'snotgonnaquitbouncin'ItellyouthatIthoughtyousaidaccupuncturewouldmakemefeelbetterTrustme,itwill,justnoteasyfindingtherightnervepoints..UnderallthisFatFurIwasgonnasayfurSureyouwereWhoamItojudgethewarriorbasedonhissizeImean,lookatme?I'moverhereMaybeyoushouldtakealookatthis,again..Oh...OK...IknowmasterShiFuistryingtoinspiremeandallButifIdidn'tknowanybetter,I'dsayhe'stryingtogetridofme..IknowhecanseemskindahardlistIknowhecanseemskindahardlistButyouknow,hewasn'talwayslikethat...Accordingtolegend,therewasonceatimeWhenmasterShiFuwereactuallyusedtosmileNoYesButthatwasbeforeBeforewhat?BeforeTaiLongYeah..we'renotreallysupposed tobetalkabouthimWell,ifhe'sgoingtostayhere,heshouldknowGuys,guys,IknowaboutTaiLongHewasastudentThefirstevermasteredthethousandscrollsofkungfu...Andthen..heturnedbadandnowhe'sinjail..Hewasn'tjustastudent...ShiFufoundhimasacubAndheraisedhimashisson...AndwhentheboyshowtalentinKungFu...ShiFutrainedhimHebelievedinhim,hetoldhimhewasdestinedforgreatnessItwasneverenoughforTaiLongHewantedtheDragonScrollButOoGwaisawdarknessinhisheart...andrefusedOutraged,TaiLonglaidwastetothevalleyHetriedtotakethescrollbyforceAndShiFu,hadtodestroywhathehadcreateitButhowcouldhe?ShiFulovedTaiLonglikehe'dneverlovedanyonebeforeOrsince...Andnow..HehasthechancetomakethingsrightTotrainthetrueDragonWarriorAndhe'sstuck..withyou..AbigfatpandawhotreatitlikeajokeOoo..Thatisit...!Wait!Myfault..IaccidentalytwitchhisfacialnerveAndmayalsostophisheartInnerpeace..Innerpeace..Inner..inininin..innerpeace...Whoevermakesthatflappingsound!quietdown..In...Oh,Zhang..excellentIcoundusesomegoodnewsrightnow..Master...Master..Ihave..,it'sa...It'sverybadnewsShiFu...Thereisjustnews...ThereisnogoodorbadMaster,yourvision,yourvisionwasright...TaiLongisbrokeoutfromprison,he'sonhisway..Thatisbadnews...IfyoudonotbelievethattheDragonWarriorcouldn'tstophimPanda?Master,thatPandaisnottheDragonWarriorHewasnotevenmeanttobehereItwasanaccident...TherearenoaccidentsYes,Iknow.. you'vesaidthatalreadyTwiceWell,thatwasnoaccidenteitherthriceMyoldfriend,thepandawillneverfulfilhisdestinynoryou,yoursUntilyouletgotheillusionofcontrolIllusion?Yes..lookatthistree,ShiFuIcannotmakeitblossomwhenitsuitsmeNormakeitbearfruitbeforeit'stime...Buttherearethingswecancontrol..I'mincontrolwhenfruitswillfallIcancontrol...WheretoplanttheseedThatisnoillusion,masterAh..Yes..Butnomatterwhatyoudo,thatseedwillgrowtobeapeachtreeYoumaywishforanappleoranorangeButyouwillgetapeachButapeach..CannotdefeatTaiLong...Maybeitcan...Ifyouarewillingtoguideit,tonurtureit..Tobelieveinit...ButHow?how?Ineedyourhelpmaster...No...youjustneedtobelieve..PromisemeShiFu...Promisemeyouwillbelieve...I...... Iwill..TryGoodMytimehascomeYoumustcontinueyourjourney,withoutme...WhatWhatWhat,whatareyou?Wait...Master...Youcan'tleaveme...Youmust...believe...Master......I'mscared..yeah,soundlikefine...youmaybeawolf...YoumaybethescariestbanditinHaJinprovince...Butyou'realousytipper...Really?So?Howdidyougetouttherealive?Imean,Imean,Imeanididn'tactuallysaythatButIthoughtit...in..inmymind..Ifhecouldreadmymind,hecould'vebeenlike,wowQuarterup...Ihopeyoulikeit...Thisisreallygood...Nowcomeon,youshouldtrymydad'ssecretingredientsoupHeactually..knowsthesecretingredientWhatareyoutalkingabout?oh..thisisamazing!Wow,you'rereallyagoodcookIwishmymouthwasbiggerTigress,you'vegottatrythis...ItissaidthattheDragonWarriorcansurvivefrommonthsofthetimeOnnothingbutthedewofasingleginkoleaveAndenergytheuniverseIguessmybodydoesn'tknowit'stheDragonWarrioryetIneedalotmorethandew...andthe...universejuice..What?Oh..nothing...masterShiFu...You'llneverbetheDragonWarriorUnlessyoulosefivehundredpoundsAndbrushyourteeth..Whatisthatnoiseyou'remaking?laughter?I'veneverheardofitWorkhardandmaybesomeday,youwillhaveearslikemine...Ears? it'snotworkingforyou?Ithoughttheywereprettygood..It'sShiFu...Ofcourseit'sShiFu,whatdoyouthinkI'mdoing?MasterShiFu...Youthinkthisisfunny?TaiLongisescapefromprisonandyouareactinglikechildrenWhat?HeiscomingaftertheDragonScrollAndyouaretheonlyonewhocanstophimAndhereIamsayingyougotnosenseofhumourI'mgonnas...it'supthen..What?youserious?AndIhadto...MasterOoGwaiwillstophim,hediditbefore,he'lldoitagainOoGwaicannot,notanymoreOuronlyhopeistheDragonWarriorThePanda?YesThePandaMaster,pleaseletusstopTaiLongThisiswhatyou'vetrainedusfor..No!It'snotyourdestinytodefeatTaiLong,itishisWheredidhego?Youcannotleave!arealwarriorneverquitsWatchme!Comeon,howamIsupposedtobeatTaiLong?Ican'tevenbeatyoutothestairs...YouwillbeathimbecauseyouaretheDragonWarriorYoudon'tbelievethat,youneverbelievethat!FromthefirstmomentIgothereYou'vebeentryingtogetridofmeYes,IwasButnowIaskyoutotrustinyourmasterAsI'vecometotrustinmineYouarenotmymasterandI'mnottheDragonWarriorThenwhydidn'tyouquit?YouknowIwastryingyogetridofyouYetyoustayedYeah,IstayedIStayedBecauseeverytimeyouthrewabrickatmyheadOrsaidIsmell..ithurtsButitcouldneverhurtmorethanIdideverydayinmylifeJustbeingmeIstayed,becauseIthoughtifanyonecanchangedmeCouldmakemeNotmeItwasyou...ThegreatestKungFuteacherinallofChina...ButIcanchangeyou...IcanturnyouintotheDragonWarriorandIwill...Comeon,TaiLoongisonhiswayhererightnowAnditeventakehimahundredyearstogethereHowareyougonnachangethisintotheDragonWarrior?Huh?How?How?Idon'tknowIdon'tknowThat'swhatIthoughtThisiswhatyoutrainedmeforTigressDon'ttrytostopmeWe'renottryingtostopyouWhat?We'recomingwithyouWhat?IeatwhenI'mupset,OK?Oh,noneedtoexplain,IjustthoughtyoumightbemonkeyHehidessomeofhiscookiesonthetopshelfDon'ttellmonkeyLookatyouYeahIknow,IdisgustyouNo,no,Imeanhowdidyougetupthere?IdonotknowIdon'tknow, IwasgetmycookieAndyetyou'reteenfeetofthegroundAndhavedoneaperfectsplitNo,this?Thisisjusta...Accident...TherearenoaccidentComewithmeIknowyou'retryingtobeallmysticalinkungfu-eyButyoucannotatleasttellmewherewearegoing?You're..dragmeallthewayouthereforabath?PandaWedonotwashourpitsinthepoolofsacredtearsUhh..thepoolof..?ThisiswhereOoGwaiunravelthemysteriesOfharmonyandfocusThisisthebirthplaceofKungFuDoyouwanttolearnKungFu?YeahThenIam..youmaster...OK...Don'tcry...OK..WhenyoufocusedonKungFuWhenyouconcentrateYoustinkButperhapsthatismyfaultIcannottrainyouthewayIhavetrainedthefiveInowseethatthewaytogetthroughtoyouIswiththis...Ohgreat,causeI'mhungryGood,whenyou'vebeentrained,youmayeatLet'sbeginAfteryouPanda...Justlikethat? Nosetups? Nononono..tenmilehike?IvowedtotrainedyouandyouhavebeentrainedYouarefree...toeat...Enjoy...Isaidyouarefreetoeat,haveadumpling...Youarefreetoeat...AmI?AreYou?I'mnothungryMasterCutit!WhereistheDragonWarrior?Howdoyouknowyou'renotlookingather?YouthinkI'mafool?Iknowyou'renottheDragonWarriorNoneofyou!IheardhowfelloutoftheskyontheballoffireThatheisthewarrior,unlikeanythingtheworldiseverseenPo???SothatishisnamePoFinally,aworthyopponentThebattlewillbelegendaryWegotthis,helpher!Monkey!Go!Mantis..Now!ShiFu,thoughtyouwell...Buthedid'tteachyoueverythingYouhavedonewell,PandaDonewell?I'vedoneawesomeThemarkofatrueherois,humilityButyes,youhavedone,awesomeGuys...Guys...They'redead...No,the'rebreathingThey'reasleep? No!theireyesareopen...Wearenomatch,forhisnerveattackHehasgottenstrongerTaiLong? stronger?HeistoofastSorryPo...IthoughtwecouldstophimHecouldhavekilledyouWhydid'the?Soyo
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