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糗事百科-24小时内最最尴尬的糗事糗事百科再来一则，发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了，我很得意，经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天，这老美终于忍不住了。那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法，“吃饭”又有多少种说法，如此等等。说着说着，这老美突然问了我一句：“K，你们中文里关于做Ai，有多少种 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf 达方法？”我听他这么问，也没想许多，就拿出张纸来开始给他写，穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX（注，此为屏蔽）等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式，完了把纸递给他，心想：你小子这下得服气了吧？孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道：“K，我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了，一张纸写不下，今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”我愣住了，茫然地点了点头，说了声好。那天晚上，我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……(fromwww.qiushibaike.com)Englishwordsandphrasesforsexualintercourse:AAardvarking AdamandEve'ingIt Aztectwo-step BBakingcookies Bakingthebean Bakingthetubesteak Balling Banging Bashingthebeaver Beastwithtwobacks Beatingcheeks Beatingitup Beatingsomeoneupwithanuglystick Beatingthatthingup Beaverbusting Beinginawoman'sBeef Beinguptoone'sballs Beinguptoyanutsinguts BigBanging BoardingthehamtraintoPussyopolis Boffingyourbrainsout Boinking Boom-booming Bonedancing Boning Bonking Boofing Bopping Bouncingthebeardedclam Breeding Buffingthebeaver Bumpingandgrinding Bumpingbellies Bumpingfuzzies Bumpinguglies Buryingthebabyleg Buryingthebone Buryingthegeneral Buryingtheweasel Buryingtheweenie Bushpatrolling Busting Bustinganut Bustingthecherry(first-timeintercourse) Butteringthemuffin BuzzingtheBrillo Buzzingthehoneyhole CCarnalgymnastics Catholicroulette(especiallywithouttheuseofbirthcontrol) Caveexploring Checkingtheoldcrudeoil! Chodna(Hindi) Chopping Churningbutter Cleaningherpipes Cleaningthecarpet Coger/Cogiendo(LatinAmericanSpanish.Warning!InSpain,itjustmeans"pickingup"or"grabbing",whileinLatinAmericameans"urbhacked！:)ing") Comingtogether Coopingthechicken Crackin' Crashingthecustardtruck Crawlingacrossthefloorlikeawaterspider Creakingbedsyndrome Creamin' Culear(Spanish) Cuntbusting Cuntpoking(alsoappliestomasturbation) Cuntthumping Cuttingthemustard DDancingthebuttockjig Dancingthematrimonialpolka Dancingthemattressjig Deflowering Devirgination Diddling Dinkytickle Dippingthegravyboat Dippingyourwick Divinginthedark Divingforpearls Doggystyle Doingalewdinfusion Doingaloadoflaundry Doingdirtyworkatthecrossroads Doingit Doingsomebed-pressing Doingsomeladies'tailoring Doingsomemuffdiving Doingsomenosepainting Doingsomeonearmedbanditry Doingsomerumpwork Doingsomeuphillgardening Doingtheactofdarkness Doingthebackseatmambo DoingtheAdrianoMacchiettoDoingthebackstroke Doingthebadthing Doingthebedboogie Doingthefour-leggedfoxtrot Doingthefunkychicken Doingthechores Doingthedeed Doingthedirtydance Doingthefeatherbedjig Doingthefour-leggedfrolic Doingthehokey-pokey Doingthehorizontalbop Doingthehorizontalexercises Doingthehorizontalhula Doingthehorizontalhustle DoingthehorizontalJog Doingthehorizontalmambo Doingthehorizontalpolka Doingthehorizontaltango Doingthehumptydance DoingtheHumptyDumpty Doingthemattressdance Doingthemattressmambo Doingthemommy-daddydance Doingthenasty Doingthenaughty Doingthetubesnakeboogie Doingthetubesteakfandango Doingtheugly Doingthewildthing Doonadance Drilling Drillingforoil Drillingforcervix Drillingtheditch Drivinghome EEcchi(Japanese) Enjoyingafleshsession Exchangingbodilyfluids FFeedingthedummy Feedingthekitty Feedingthemuffin Fillingthecreamdoughnut Feedingtheyoni Findingahotdoginajungle Fittingendtoend Fittingherclapflap Fixingherplumbing Floppinginthehay Foolingaround Follando(Spanish) Fornicating Fraternizing Fucking Fuckinghis/herbrainsout GGenitalexercise Gettingabellyfullofmarrowpudding Gettingarockoff Gettingashoveinyourblindeye