非诚勿扰经典台词（You are the one）

非诚勿扰经典台词（You are the one） 非诚勿扰经典台词(You are the one) If you are the one, the classic lines [2009-05-16, 22:28:29]: big, small, Qin Fen's marriage notice: If you want to find a handsome guy, don't leave. If you want to find a wallet, don't meet. If you hold a master's degree or above, female entrepreneurs (except small business hawker), to save each other we will be disappointed. Andy Lau and Tom Cruise that kind be endowed with both beauty and talent are not to sign your marriage. Notting Hill of course I did not dream of doing, you must really be a fairy I do not, don't expect that you looks like a pictorial cover look like on the panic. People who are fashionable, conservative, and physically and mentally fit. If a little more subtle, it is more reliable. Mind not too much, age is not too small, you can fold clothes. Each finished stacked like they just bought from the store. Is that specific enough?! Let me introduce myself. I'm no longer young. I'm well-off and I don't smoke or drink. The identity of students out, living abroad for more than ten years, no decent school, trained in a wasted life skills, learning anything now returned overseas. To be honest, it should be characterized as a "no three" Fake Turtle (returnees) who has no company, no stock and no degree". Character 55 open, not honest, but born timid. Murder is not illegal, I can not go hand, in general, or belong to the crowd, the community beneficial harmless class. Interested persons, ITU, if you are the one. Classic monologue: what is the most expensive and harmonious in twenty-first Century?! If you are the classic line, <2>: Mr. Fan (Fan Weishi): would you like to see if we speak Chinese or speak English? Qin Fen (Ge Youshi): you, what you say good? Mr. Fan: that's mother tongue. Nice to Meet You...... If you are the classic line, <3>: Qin Fen: aren't you making trouble? I'm looking for a marriage advertisement. The blind (Feng Yuanzheng): you didn't say no advertising man. Ge You: isn't that nonsense? I'm not gay. Are you?...... Blind date: I am. How do you know you're not? I used to think I wasn't, but later I realized I was afraid to face it. Qin Fen: can I find another guy? I'm not gay. Blind date: how do you know you are not, I used to think I was not, you are afraid to face, there is no courage. Qin Fen: you go one step ahead. I haven't reached that level yet. Qin Fen: I also review why so vulgar, my heart so much space, how to hold a man, a woman, guess what, fill in another woman! If you are the classic line, <4>: Hsu Chi: do you know what love is at first sight? Qin Fen: I love you when I see you. Hsu Chi: we also see three kind of love. You see love at first sight is not on me or I watch you, not to see, smell, attracted by the smell of the other, fascinated, like you know? ...... Qin Fen: I'll have to pay for that. Cheap for him to share, let me accompany you to drink jour, is not too distant with me. If you are the classic line, <5>: Qin Fen: to live in? How can you get to your house? The blind (Luo Haiqiong): the first plane to Kunming, then a day coach to Mengzi, then take the car to Pingbian, then a day by day tractor carts to our house. Qin Fen: if we're not okay, can we get a divorce? Blind date: my brother will break your leg. If you are the classic line, <6>: Qin Fen: you don't want to find a good body? Must find a soft persimmon to knead. Blind date (Che Xiaoshi): "soft persimmon is delicious.". Qin Fen: bingyangzi similar, you will not worry about the quality of marriage? Your age, I say ah, it is as if fierce tigers age. Blind date: do you think the basis of love is sex? No, what's the matter? Of course I can still reach old age together, do not mean can not have, but not too often. Qin Fen: so how long do you think it takes to be intimate? Blind date: This is my ideal. Qin Fen: you said? Blind date: (reach out a finger) Qin Fen: once a month? Blind date: once a year. Blind date: if you agree, let's keep on touching. Qin Fen: I don't agree. I understand why your husband doesn't go home. We're getting married. You can't find me. Unfortunately. The blind man thought for a long time and asked, "is that so interesting?"" After a while, Ge You asked to sing, and said, "yes."!" If you are the classic line, <7>: Blind date (Vivian Hsu): you don't mean you don't care if the baby is biological? Qin Fen: orphans, I can accept, but parents is another matter, BMW car put a Mercedes, probably not quite right. Blind date: can not open it? Qin Fen: but if something goes wrong, the Mercedes Benz parts can not match, and the BMW doesn't care. What should I do? When I marry my wife and have children, I will still be on my own and will not accept foreign aid! If you are the classic line, <8>: Qin Fen: what kind of stock do you think I am? Hu He: as for your age and looks, you should be below the issue price Qin Fen: like me this cheap hunters come in, you are ready to hold for a long time? Or short play? Hu He: short play? Do you have that explosive force? Can only be held for a long time, when there is no chant. If you are the classic line, <9>: Qin Fen: I think marriage is not a very reliable thing for me, twisted melon split date I don't, but long youmoyouyang looked pleasing to the eye are cold is pregnant with her gizzard, sane women are where to go, how can I don't touch a ah? Beam smiles: "you don't turn the corner to curse a person, who isn't healthy in the mind?" You're innocent of history? Qin Fen: I didn't say you, you are not so pleasing to the eye. Liang smiled:...... Qin Fen: the word "pleasing to the eye" underestimates you. You must calculate, beautiful enough to feast the eyes the crowd in a glimpse, married into the royal family to Diana that it is not lost. Some people are in the eyes of the beholder, not too much to say, enemies eyes you are Xi shi. If you are the classic line, <10>: Qin Fen: people are here with me, my heart is elsewhere...... Beam smile: "you can not accept, I know this is unfair to you.". Qin Fen: so, can you allow me to be in your heart and sometimes lose my mind? Beam smile: not allowed. If you are the classic line, <11>: Liang smiled. "What do you like about me?" Qin Fen: did I say I liked you?. Liang smiled: "to be honest, this is our next with the premise.". Qin Fen: the premise that I want to be with you is that I can't find anyone who is more foolish than you. Liang smiled, "I won't be that stupid again.". Qin Fen: you, think of two minds don't have this ability, you will all find amusement when the occasion arises, in your face. I put it here. You haven't turned it on this page yet. Once you turn to the new page, you'll still be focused. I just saw this one to put up with your present performance. You're silly, I'm not stupid. Liang smiled: if I learn my lesson and get smart, you soon lost this wishful thinking? Qin Fen: ah, I will take you to Hokkaido by tomorrow, let your life after their hunting and fishing, a lot of children, go through rain and wind, hungry, in rags, trying to escape, was beaten back, three years will cut you up a thin black see who are hiding a little old lady. Qin Fen: what has happened to me? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take you as a cheap one. If you are the classic line, <12>: Qin Fen: once he gives you his heart, your body is sentenced to life imprisonment. Wu sang (Qin Fen friend): you just have a liking for others Qin Fen: Well, what's wrong with me? What happened to our descendants in the Qin Dynasty? Must meet an ugly, thinking about how to escape every day, the heart is comfortable? If you are the classic line, <13>: Qin Fen: are you sure he doesn't understand Chinese? Qin Fen friend: ok. Qin Fen: if I donate ten million for you, do you want it? Priest: speakEnglish Qin Fen: (ibid.) I said I would donate money. Do you want it? Priest: canyouspeakEnglish? Qin Fen: I can't understand all the money. I'm sure I don't understand chinese... Qin Fen: Well, let's start with childhood...... Qin Fen confessed for 4 hours, and the priest could not stand it. The minister (to Wu sang and smiled): our church is too small for him to carry so much guilt, and there is a larger Church in front of him. If you are the classic line, <14>: Liang smiled: "Oh, poor!"! The difference between what I think and what I see is too great. Shall I get you a shrink? Qin Fen: no doctor can heal my wounds. You are my best medicine. Beam smiled: "you are not afraid that I am poison?" Qin Fen: you have to drink poison, too! If you are the classic line, <15>: Qin Fen: four sisters, together with three hundred years old, can not despair? If you are the classic line, <16>: Qin Fen: I feel wronged, I can't accompany you pay a woman drink. Beam smiles: "you all drink to be able to die?"" Qin Fen: I really can't drink it. Now, when I drink, I think of my old girlfriend and remind me of my sad things."