南方公园 第一季第一集英文[整理版]

南方公园 第一季第一集英文[整理版] Episode 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Cast Kyle Broflovski (boy wearing green duck cap) Kenny McKormick (boy in orange parka) Eric Cartman (the fat one) Stan Marsh (boy wearing blue beanie) Ike Chef Ms. Crabtree Carl Officer Barbrady Mr. Garrison Mr. Hat Pip Train Conductor Wendy Testaburger Ms. Cartman News Reporter Special appearances by several cows and Aliens [At the bus stop] Boys: School day, school day, teacher's golden ru?/i> Ah, damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school, Kyle: again. Ike: Zeeponanner Kyle: Ike, you can't come to school with me. [Ike chortles] Cartman: Yeah, go home you little dildo. Kyle: Dude, don't call my brother a dildo! Stan: What's a dildo?! Well, I don't know?[faces Cartman and points at him] and I'll Kyle: bet Cartman doesn't know either! Cartman: I know what it means! Kyle: Well, what? Cartman: I'm not telling you. Stan: What's a dildo Kenny? (It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina) [the Kenny: others laugh] Heyeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is all right! [Kyle Cartman: Ow! [Ike swings Ike by his feet, knocking Cartman down] laughs] Stan: Dude! That kicks ass! Kyle: Yeah, check this one out. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the baby. Kick the baby. [he kicks Ike, and Ike mows down four mailboxes. Kyle: Cartman yawns.] Whoa, Cartman, looks like you didn't get much sleep last Stan: night. Cartman: That's 'cause I was having these?bogus nightmares. Kyle: Really? What about? Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed?[the dream sequence in the dark. When all of a sudden this bright blue begins] light filled the room [through his window, one can see a . Then slowly my spaceship land and its light stream in]Cartman: bedroom door begin to open [an alien peeks inside] and the next thing I remember I was being drug through a hallway. ["Weeaak!"] Then I was lying on a table [face down, and aliens and these scary hands wanted to operate lower his pajamas] on me. And they had big heads and big black eyes? Stan: Dude! Visitors! Kyle: Totally! Cartman: What? Stan: That wasn't a dream Cartman, those were visitors! Cartman: No, it was just a dream, my mom said so. Stan: Visitors are real. Kyle: Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows. Oh, shut up guys! You're just trying to make me scared. And Cartman: it's not working. Chef: [drives up and gets out of the car] Hello there, children. Boys: Hey, Chef. Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef? Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and Chef: a choice of green bean casserole?or vegetable medley. Cartman: Kick ass. Say, did any of you children see the alien space ship last Chef: night? Cartman: What? Kyle: Yeah, fat boy saw it! Eh, no, that, that was just a dream?and I'm not fat, I'm big Cartman: boned! Chef: Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads and the black eyes? Cartman: Oh! Stan: They took him on their ship. Chef: Oh! Did they give you an anal probe? Cartman: Oh! Kyle: What's an anal probe? Chef: That's when they put a big metal hooba-jube up yo' butt. Kyle: Whoa! They gave you an anal probe Cartman? Cartman: No! Uh-I mean, eh, why would they do that? Stan: Dude, they did, huh? Aliens stuck stuff up your ass! Cartman: No! Ike: Eneh probe Cartman: Shut up dildo! Well, I gotta get to the cafeteria. You children watch that fat boy now. He could be under alien control. [Chef walks back Chef: to his car, there is a picture of an alien on his shirt. Chef drives off.] BELIEVE Cartman: Oh! We told you they were real Cartman. Sorry to hear about your Kyle: ass. God damn it, they didn't do anything to my ass. It was just Cartman: a dream. [They start to file onto the bus.] Kyle: Why are you walkin' so funny Cartman? Cartman: Shut up! Ike: [waddles by.] Oh foonuh bebe. Kyle: No, Ike, go home. Ike: Eeeeee! Kyle: This is it. This one's for the game. Ike: Purplor. Kyle: Kick the baby! [He kicks Ike, who flies through the first window of the school bus and crashes out through the other side.] [On The Bus] ____________________________ SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY R-1 Stan: Good morning, Miss Crabtree. Sit down! We're runnin' late! [The bus pulls away, leaving Ms. Ike behind at the bus stop. Kyle is kneeling on the seat Crabtree: looking back at him.]Kyle: Damn it, he's still there. Stan: Oh, don't worry about him. No, dude, if something happens to him, my parents are gonna Kyle: blame me. Ms. SIDDOWN BACK THERE! AAAAAAAAAAA!! Crabtree: Stan: Yeah, whatever, ya fat bitch! Ms. What did you say? Crabtree: Stan: I said I have a bad itch. Ms. Oh. Crabtree: Kyle: [gasps] Oh, my God! [two aliens are holding Ike between them] Stan: [turning to see] Visitors! Kenny: (Oh nooo!) Ike! [runs to the front of the bus] Stop the bus! Miss Kyle: Crabtree, you have to stop this bus! Ms. Do you want an office referral? Crabtree: Kyle: No. Ms. Then sit down! Crabtree: Kyle: But I? Ms. Aaaah! Crabtree: Kyle: Aaaah! Kyle, Ms. Aaaah! [Kyle runs back to his seat. Ms. Crabtree has the last Crabtree: word] Stan: Cartman, are those the same visitors you saw? Cartman: Shut up you guys it's not working. Kyle: We have to do something! Well, we can't do anything for now, that fat bitch won't let Stan: us. Ms. What did you say? Crabtree: Stan: Uh, I said that rabbits eat lettuce. Ms. Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do. [she makes a hard right, Crabtree: flinging kids onto the left side of the bus.] What am I going to do? My little brother's been abducted by Kyle: aliens. [Stan farts] You farted. [They laugh] Somebody's baking brownies. [Behind the bus, a space craft Cartman: rises into the sky, then zoomz away] CATTLE RANCH [Farmer's grazing fields with a mutilated cow] This is the third cow this month. At this rate all of my cattle Farmer: are gonna die before the winter's through. [The cows moo questioningly] Officer This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves Barbrady: inside out all the time. [The cows shake their heads] Farmer: People's been saying they've been seeing UFO's around. Officer UFO's? [laughs] Barbrady: Farmer: Yeah, and black army CIA helicopters and trucks. Officer That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. [Helicopters fly Barbrady: by above him] Farmer: What was that? Officer That, that was a pigeon. Barbrady: What am I supposed to do, Barbrady? Just stand here and watch my cattle get mutilated one by one? [the cows notice something and raise their heads. One alien waves a piece of hay; another Farmer: Hey! one whistles. The cows start running away from them.] My cattle! ["Cattle Ranch" sign falls down.] You see, there is somethin' funny goin' on! Officer There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back. Barbrady: [Mr. Garrison's class] Mr. And now children, our friend, Mr. Hat, is going to tell us Garrison: about Christopher Columbus. That's right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. He helped the Mr. Hat: Indians win their war against Fredrick Douglass and and a freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France. And then in 1492 ? [whispering] Oh, man. I can't just sit here, I have to help my stupid brother, or I'll come home without him and my dad Kyle: will start yelling, "Where's your brother, Kyle?" "You weren't looking out for your little brother, Kyle?"- Stan: [whispering] Okay, okay, let's ditch school and go find him. [voice rising to an audible level] -"You know he can't think Kyle: on his own, Kyle!" "Brush and floss, Kyle!" "Where has that finger been, Kyle?" Stan: Dude! Mr. Is there a problem, boys? Garrison: Kyle: Yes, Mr. Garrison, I have to go now. Mr. Oh, really, Kyle? What is it this time? Another prostate Garrison: tumor? No, my little brother's been abducted by aliens. [silence] Kyle: It's true! Ask Cartman, they gave him an anal probe. [enbarrassed] Heh, heh, that's a, that's, that's a little Cartman: joke. Heh, heh. [walks up to Mr. Garrison's desk] Mr. Garrison, seriously, Kyle: I have to go. Can I please be excused from class? Mr. I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? Garrison: Kyle: I don't want to ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking you! Mr. Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat. Garrison: Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class? Well, Kyle. No!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell Mr. Hat: and you die! Mr. Hmm, guess you'll have to take your seat, Kyle. Garrison: Kyle: Damn it! Hah, hah. Mr. Hat yelled at you. [farts fire. Poor Pip is Cartman: Ow! My ass! [The class gasps] stunned] Kyle: Dude. Stan: Damn, Cartman. Cartman: [farts fire] Uh?Ow! My ass! Kyle: Dude, he's farting fire. It's the alien anal probe. It's shooting fire from Cartman's Stan: rectum. Cartman: No, that was just a dream. Mr. Eric, do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas Garrison: is under control? No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine. [Cartman farts fire again, setting Cartman: Pip aflame. Pip runs around the room on fire.] NEXT TRAIN TO DENVER DEPARTS 12:30 LINE FORMS HERE [Train station. Cows flock in from all around and stand in line, waiting to board the train out of town] South Park Express Hey, you cows can't get on this train! This is a people train. You cows have no business on a people train, all right? 'Cause Conductor: you're cows. [The cows are all staring at the conductor] No, no, no. Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right? 'Cause it's not gonna work. [drives by with his lights flashing] Hold it right there, Officer cows! [Cows split up and run off mooing] Come back here! Now Barbrady: then! [pursues them] [Cafeteria] SCHOOL FOOD IS THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS OUT IN HOT FOOD GOOD FOOD Kid 1: So then I had ? Kid 2: Ya, seriously, killer. Cartman: [farts fire] Oh!! Dude, I sure am hungry. Stan: How can you eat when you're farting fire? Cartman: Shut up, dude, you're being totally immature. Kyle: Hey, look, there's Wendy Testaburger. [gasps] Where? [He finds himself looking right at her. An Stan: epiphany plays while hearts dance around Stan's head. Stan smiles, and it soon goes from ear to ear] Cartman: Stan wants to ki-iss Wendy Testabur-ger. Stan: Shut up, fat ass! I don't even like her! I'm not fat?and you obviously like her because you throw up Cartman: every time she talks to you. Stan: I . do not Wendy: Hi, guys. Kyle, Hi, Wendy. Cartman: Wendy: Here, Stan. This is for you. [hands Stan a note] Stan: Bluuch! Wendy: Eww! [leaves] Kyle, [their eyes follow her out] Bye, Wendy. Cartman: Kyle: Dude, what does the note say? [glances at it] Holy crap! It says she wants to meet me at Stan: Stark's Pond after school. [a look of wonder comes over his face] Kyle: Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her. Cartman: Or slip her the tongue. Kenny: (or look at the cat on her feet, then touch her) [that got his attention] What? How do you know she has a cat? Stan: [Silence, Kenny waits to see if the other guys got the message, then laughs. The rest follow, realizing what Kenny meant] Come on you guys, we need to figure out how to get out of school Kyle: so we can get my little brother back. [The cafeteria kitchen. A cook stands behind a food counter, ready to serve up cafeteria food. The boys enter]Chef: Hello there, children. Boys: Hey, Chef. Chef: How are you doing? Kyle: Bad. Chef: Why bad? Chef, have you ever had something happen to you, but nobody Kyle: believed you? Oh, children, children, that's a problem we've all had to face Chef: at some time or another. Here, let me sing you a little song. It might clear things up. I'm gonna make love to ya woman gonna lay ya down by the fire And caress your womanly body make ya moan and perspire Gonna- Stan: Uh, Chef. Chef: -get those juices flowin' - Stan: Chef. Chef: -we're makin' love gravy - Stan: Chef! GRAVIHChef: -love gravy, lovelovelovelovelove ! Stan: Chef!! Love luh- huh? [Silence. Kenny nods towards Kyle] Do you feel Chef: better? Kyle: No! Oh, come on children, what could be so bad? It's Salisbury Chef: steak day. Stan: Visitors took Kyle's baby brother. What?! [tosses a food tray aside and runs to the other side Chef: What the hell do you think you're doing in of the counter] school eatin' Salisbury steak?! Go find him, damn it! Mr. Garrison won't let us out of school. He thinks we're making Kyle: it up. You are making it up. [farts fire. The anal probe pops out, Cartman: moves around and puts its metal arms on its hip, looking annoyed at being exposed]Stan: Whoa! [The probe goes back into Cartman's ass.] Cartman: What? Kyle: That was cool! It's uh some kind of symbiotic, metamorphosis device. Chef: [Cartman turns about so Chef can check out the probe] This could mean the visitors want to communicate with us. [turning to face Chef, testily] Oh, I see. Now you're going Cartman: to join in on the little joke huh? Chef: It's no joke, children, this is big! Please, Chef, if I don't get out of school and get my little Kyle: brother back from the aliens, my parents are gonna disown me. Uuh, hold on now, hold on now. [To himself] Uhyouyouyou gotta Chef: help the children. Oh, you guys sure are going a long ways to try and scare me. Cartman: I want my Salisbury steak! [pulling on the fire drill] Fire drill! Fire drill! Everybody Chef: out! [to the boys] Okay children, this is your chance! Stan: Killer! Thanks, Chef. Mahahahahan oh man, first contact with the alien visitors. Chef: I've got to get myself ready. [The boys' neighborhood] We got out of school! No more school today, we got out of Boys: school?/i> [interrupting the song with a fiery fart] Oh, you guys, my Cartman: ass, seriously? Okay, Cartman, we got out of school, you can stop farting fire Stan: now. Cartman: I would if I could you son of a bitch! Kyle: Okay, so how do we get my little brother back? Uh. Would you stop going on about your little brother? I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe, and I know that I'm not under alien control! [a radio wave strikes Cartman and he gets big blushy cheeks and starts to sing.] I love to singa! Cartman: About the moona and June-a and the springa I love to singa about a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a?p> [A second radio wave reverts him to normal and all is quiet. Dogs bark in the background] Stan: What the hell was that? He is under alien control. That thing in his butt is linked Kyle: up to the visitors! Ah, son of a bitch! You guys, shut up. I'm not under alien Cartman: control. Kyle: [Into Cartman's ear. His voice echoes] Hey! Cartman: Uh. If you visitors can hear me- [the voice echoes in Cartman's Kyle: head] Cartman: Hey. Kyle: -bring me back my little brother, God damnit! Cartman: Ow! [faces Kyle] That hurts, you buttlicker! Stan: [notices a spaceship hovering overhead] Kyle, look! It's them. Give me back my brother! [throws a rock at the spaceship. It Kyle: fires back with a flash of light, hitting Kenny and knocking him into the road.] Stan: Oh my God! They've killed Kenny! You bastards! Come back here! Coomme baack! [the spaceship Kyle: Damn it, we were so close! leaves] Stan: Hey look, [Kenny gets up] I think Kenny's okay. (Don't worry, I'm alright. Aaaah!) [fleeing cows run over Kenny: Kenny] Stan: Owww. [gets up again] (Nope, I'm fine. Ah!) [Officer Barbrady mows Kenny: him down. Kenny ends up along the curb, lifeless. The boys approach] Stan: Wow, poor Kenny. Kyle: Now do you believe us, Cartman? Cartman: No! Kyle: Cartman, they killed Kenny! Cartman: He's not dead. Dude, Kenny is dead! [picks up a stick and hits Kenny's bloody Stan: See? body] Cartman: Shut up, you guys. Kyle: He's dead, Cartman! [Pulls Kenny's head off his body] God damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! [walks off] Screw Cartman: you guys, I'm goin' home. Kyle: Go on and go home, you fat chicken! Cartman: [off screen] Dildo! Kyle: You're all I have left, Stan. Stan: Sorry, dude. I gotta go meet Wendy Testaburger. You can't! Poor Ike must be so scared, up there all alone. Kyle: You gotta help me, dude! [Rats feast upon Kenny's body.] Dude, like Chef says, I've gotta get a piece of lovin' while Stan: the gettin's hot. [hurries away] Kyle: [Rats drag Kenny's head off] Rats. [Cartman's house] Ms. Hello, Eric Cartman: Cartman: Hi, mom! Ms. How are you doing? Cartman: Cartman: Well, I'm pissed off! Ms. Here, I made you powdered donut pancake surprise. Cartman: I don't want powdered donut pancake surprise. All the kids Cartman: at school call me fat! Ms. You're not fat, you're big boned. Cartman: Cartman: That's what I said. Ms. You can have an eensy weensy bit, can't you? Cartman: Cartman: No! Ms. Just a weensy geensy woo woo? Cartman: Cartman: No! Leave me alone, mom! [walks past her] Ms. How about a nice chocolate chicken pot pie, then? Cartman: [stops in his tracks] What? Well, that does sound pretty good. Cartman: [returns to sit on the sofa while his mom goes off to get the Uh, mom? pie] Ms. Yes, hon? Cartman: Cartman: If anybody calls or comes over, I'm not here, okay? Ms. Sure, hon. You want some cheesy poofs, too? Cartman: Cartman: Yeah, I want cheesy poofs. [Stark's Pond. Kyle decided to join Stan] Well, it looks like she's not going to show up, Stan. Let's Kyle: go look for the visitors now. Stan: But her note said she'd be here. Wendy: Hi, Stan. Stan: Bluuch. Wendy: Eww! Kyle: You can't talk to Stan, Wendy. He throws up when you do. Wendy: But why, Stan? Stan: [tries to hold it in, but] Bluuch. Wendy: Eww! Look, can you guys just get down to business so we can go find Kyle: my little brother. Wendy: [turns to Kyle] Huh? Kyle: Just make sweet love down by the fire. Wendy: What happened to your little brother? [Cartman's house. Cartman is on the sofa watching TV] As the reports of UFO sightings increase, more mysterious crop circle patterns are appearing in fields all around South Park. These crop circles, when viewed from above, form strange Reporter: patterns. [a plane circles around a field with odd patterns on it, and a cameraman pans out to reveal the outline of --- Cartman!] Cartman: Hey, that kind of looks like?Tom Selleck. Could it be that aliens are trying to make contact with us, Reporter: here on earth? Kitty: Meow. No, kitty, this is [notices his kitten eyeing his pot pie]Cartman: mah pot pie. Kitty: Meow. Cartman: No, kitty, that's a bad kitty! Kitty: Meow. Cartman: No, kitty, it's mah pot pie! Kitty: Hiss. Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Ms. [peeks in suggestively] Well, then. I know a certain kitty Cartman: kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. Cartman: [confused] What? [Stark's Pond. Kyle is explaining what happened to his little brother] 卆nd now I have to go home without him and my parents are going Kyle: to have me killed. Wendy: Well, why don't you go get the fat kid? Kyle: Why? Well, if the fat kid has something implanted in his ass, maybe Wendy: the visitors are using him as part of their plan. You should use the fat kid as bait to bring them back. Hey. You're right, Wendy. Come on, Stan, we have to go get Kyle: Cartman. [moves out] Wendy: Come on, Stan. [walks past him, following Kyle] Stan: Bluuch. Wendy: Eww! [walks away] [A bird flies Hey, wait. When do I get to make sweet love? Stan: into his puke and starts waddling around in it.] [Cartman's House, a short time later] Kitty: Meow. Cartman: No, Kitty, you can't have any! Kitty: Meow. No, Kitty, this is mah pot pie. Bad kitty! [Cartman farts fire, Cartman: Eh, 'scuse me, Kitty. setting the cat ablaze]Ms. [enters the room with Kyle, Stan and Wendy] Eric, look who's Cartman: here. Cartman: Dude, weak mom. Kyle: Come on Eric, we can go play at the bus stop. Cartman: I can't, my mom said? Ms. That's okay, Eric, I think you need to go spend time with your Cartman: little friends. [Quietly] But mom, I don't want to spend time with my little Cartman: friends. Ms. Don't be difficult, Eric! Now, you go out and play in the fun Cartman: snow. Cartman: God - damn it! [Kitty then runs by in flames.] [Forest at night. Cartman's right foot is tied to a tree] Cartman: You guys, I have to get home. Don't be such a fraidy cat, Cartman. This rope will make sure Stan: they can't take you on board again. Cartman: [kicks his foot to try to get loose] Oh, man, this sucks. Kyle: How come the visitors aren't coming for him? Stan: I think we have to signal them somehow. Cartman: [farts fire] Ow! Wendy: Hey, he's like Rudolph. Yeah, all you have to do is fart some more, Cartman! And the Kyle: visitors are sure to come! Cartman: Really? Uh, I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. Kyle: Sure you do! Stan: Come on Cartman, fart! Cartman: I don't wanna. Stan: He can't hold it in forever. Kyle: Fart, damn you! Cartman: Okay, that's does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! [Farts. An anal probe comes out of his butt and I'm sick of it! It's completely immature. expands] Hey, it's happening again. [the probe is now a large satellite Stan: dish] Kyle: Whoa, look at that. Stan: Now, do you believe this, Cartman? Cartman: You guys can't scare me! I know you're making it all up. Cartman, there's a 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your Stan: ass! Sure, you guys, what-ever. [the dish sends a radio signal out Cartman: to space] [Chef's backyard. He's sitting in a lawn chair with a can of ZOOP in his hand. An Igloo cooler is next to him] WELCOME VISITORS Oh, boy. The aliens are going to make first contact. Hey, down Chef: here, we are ready for your wisdom! [looks at his watch] And you've only got 20 minutes before Sanford and Son is on. [Forest] You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now! I know Cartman: there is no such things as aliens! [Three small ships descend, Oh, God damn it! followed by a mothership.] Mr. [driving by, he stops] What the? I tell you, there's some crazy Garrison: stuff going on in this town. Mr. Hat: You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. Come down here, you stinking aliens! [Four aliens appear] Uh, Kyle: uh. Stan: Go on, Kyle, ask 'em for your little brother back. Vi, Visitors, this morning you took my little brother, Ike. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football. At Kyle: first, I was happy you took him away. But I've learned something today. That having a little brother?is a pretty special thing. Stan: Yeah. Ah, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever Kyle: you have, to give my brother back to me, it sure would make my life brighter again. Stan: That was beautiful, dude. Kyle: Did it work? Stan: No, they're leaving. Hey, you scrawny-eyed shithead, what the fuck is wrong with Kyle: you?! You must be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child! Stan: Whoa, dude! You know what you assholes like! You like to _____ and sh___ Kyle: and _____ and _____ and _____ and _____! Stan: Hey Wendy, what's a _____? [she shrugs] Ike: [The spaceship door opens] Help me doy tair. Kyle: Ike, jump down, now! For the love of God, Ike, JUMP! Don't harm me. [a herd of cows runs away from the ship, but a trio of aliens stops them in their tracks. The cows moo and Ike: quiver with fear until the middle alien raises its hand and addresses them] Moo?Moo匨oo匨oo?td> Alien: Cows: Moo?? Kyle: Come on, Ike! I promise I'll be nice to you from now on! Ike: Don't kick the baby. Moo moo, moo. Alien: Moo moo, moo. Moo. Cartman: What the hell are they talking about? Cow: Moo moo? Alien: Moo moo, moo. Moo. Alien Carl: Moo 卪oo卪oo. Kyle: Ike! Alien: Moo moo. Moo moo. Moo. [The cows look at each other and moo in agreement.] Kyle: Ike! Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career! It's my turn! [dives into the snow. The satellite goes back Ike: into Cartman's butt.]Alien: Moo moo. Moo moo. [The aliens disappear. The spaceship pulls Cartman up but the rope keeps him grounded.] You guys, get me down from here! [farts fire, burns the rope. Cartman: The tractor beam takes him into the ship and the spaceship Ow! Help! Sons o' bitches! Dildos! flies away.] Stan: Phew, I'm sure glad that's over with. Kyle: Yeah. Boy, am I glad to see you, Ike. Ike: Oh, he fly out of the sky. [Chef's Backyard.] Chef: Wait, where are you going, alien visitors? Come back! Well, Chef, where's this amazing [arrives with a brunette]Blonde: thing you were going to show us. Chef: Well, it's in the bedroom, ladies. Come on in. [Forest] Come on, Ike, we can make it just in time for dinner. [they Kyle: leave] Stan: Thanks for your help, Wendy. Wendy: Whatever, dude. Stan: Hey, I didn't throw up. Cool! [She's happy now. They both look at each other like Wendy: they're going to kiss, and that music plays again. Wendy puckers up. Stan gets queasy] Stan: Bluuch! [right on her face] Wendy: Eww! Stan: Sorry. Wendy: Hey, look. A french fry. Stan: Cool. Wendy: And what is that? I think it's part of a cheesy poof. [Chef's song starts up Stan: and the camera pulls away.]Wendy: Hey, what's that? That's uummm?a hamburger from?that's from, like, two days Stan: ago. Wendy: Hey, what about that? Stan: I don't know what the hell that is! [Bus Stop] Gee, the bus'll be here any minute, and Cartman still isn't Stan: around. Kyle: Yeh, we're running out of friends. Stan: I wonder what that thing was that the visitors gave the cows. [Cows out on a pasture] Cows: Mooo. Ha ha cows! I've got you cornered. Let's see you get away now. [One of the cows step on the plate on the alien device. A bolt of lightning strikes Officer Barbrady. His glasses fly off, and cheeks become rosy.] I love to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a I love to sing-a 'bout a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a?p>[Cows begin hopping about gleefully] [Bus Stop, next day. Cartman falls out of the sky, landing on his side next to Kyle and Stan.]Cartman: Puh. Stan: Oh, hey Cartman. Wow Cartman, the visitors dropped you off just in time to go Kyle: to school. Cartman: Ah, man, I had this crazy nightmare last night. Stan: Really, what about? Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt. And then there Cartman: were?hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. Stan: That wasn't a dream, Cartman. That really happened. Cartman: Oh, right. Why don't I have pinkeye then? Kyle: Cartman, you do have pinkeye! Cartman: Ahh, son of a bitch! [End of Cartman Gets An Anal Probe ]