查莉成长日记中英台词对照版s1e1 good luck charlie

好运查理/查莉成长日记/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第一集S01E01StudyDateHi,Charlie,thereyouare.嗨Charlie快看看你Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.才九个月大多可爱啊AndlookhowcuteIam.再看看我多么可爱啊It'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,我是你的姐姐TeddyAndI'mmakingthisvideodiary我在拍视频日记Tohelpyousurviveour...来帮你立足于我们这个Specialfamily.特别的家Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,andthere'smom,哦这是妈妈Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Notinthemood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay.Ithinkyou'vehadenoughbananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Sowe'reswitchingtosweetpeas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You'regonnalovethem.Look,mommythinksthey'resoyummy.你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh,andthere'syourolderbrotherPJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoingtoday'shomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It'snottoday'shomework.这才不是今天的家庭作业Thisisyesterday'shomework.这是昨天的家庭作业There'sachanceyoutwowillbe你可能有机会和你哥哥inhighschooltogether.一起念高中哦Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork.哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作Hekillsbugsforaliving.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Idon'tkillbugs.我不是杀虫I'mapestcontrolspecialist.我是害虫防治专家Eitherway...还不都是得Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgettingsomebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe!nonono.Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.Charlie那是你的小哥哥GabeYouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗Youruinedmylife.你毁了我的生活Okay,soit'stakingGabealittlebitlonger好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And...cut.好了就到这里了Okay,gang,listenup.好了大家听着I'mgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital我今晚要回到医院工作ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班SoIwanteveryonetostayathome所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom.-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈妈I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.我今晚不能待在家里Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don'tyoumean"studly"date...你的意思是借学习之机WithSpencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule.我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的 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But,dad--但是爸爸-Bob!-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom,don'ttakethisthewrongway,妈妈别误会我的意思Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three'sforquitters.胆小鬼才只生三个AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoscheduleTeddy你已经懂事了不至于去和astudydatewithaboyI'venevermet.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Comeon.asdad,it'smyresponsibility拜托作为你的爸爸toknoweverydetailofmykids'lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Ohyeah?是吗WhatschooldoIgoto?那我的学校校名是什么Um--theonenamedafterthatpresident.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey,youknowwhat?I'vegottodriveyoukidstoschool.嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了-Let'sgo.-Wait,Ihaven'thadbreakfastyet.-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?-Lincoln.-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学Gotit.记住了Day'sallburnttoast生活搞得一团糟Runninglate,anddadsays就要迟到爸爸在叫Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Iclosemyeyes,takeabite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grabaride,laughoutloud跳上车子放声大笑Thereitisupontheroof就在这里我们的家I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Sojusttakemyadvice所以听取我的建议Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈ButIknowyourfutureisbright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Thereisnomaybe不要怀疑Everythingturnsoutallright一切终会如你所愿Surelifeisupanddown生活有悲有喜Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe你会喜欢将来的你Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Bobhoney,I'mleavingforwork!Bob亲爱的我去上班了Okay,honey,here'sCharlie'sschedule.好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,这上面写着什么时候喂她Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?宝贝放轻松Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn'tmakeittrue.你就真当自己全能了Nowifcharliegetsfussy,如果Charlie哭闹了herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful--它们到处都是拜托你小心点-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...-它们到处都是-亲爱的YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地intheraisingofthreekids.养育了三个孩子Oh,yeah?When'smybirthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候-Julytwelfth.-Novembertwentythird.-5月12号-11月23号Gotit.记住了Goodluck,Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah!Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey,dad?嗨爸爸-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay,fireaway.好吧说吧Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗-Yeah.-Thanks.-可以-谢了Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'llgetit.I'llgetit.我来开门我来开门I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!我来开门其他人都不许碰-Hi.-Hi.-你好-你好Hi!好啊I'mTeddy'sdad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nicetomeetyou,sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh,SpencerandIarestudying嗯Spencer和我要学习了-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Notyou.除了你-Teddy.-Yeah?-Teddy-什么事Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah,atthelibrary.是啊不能在图书馆Oh,right.哦是的Okay,sothenyou'vetalkedtoheraboutthis?那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗OfcourseIdid.我当然说了Imean,I'm--I'mprettysureIdid.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It'sjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople只不过我每天和那么多人aboutsomanydifferentthings.说那么多不同的事Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That,myfriend,朋友那个isthejerusalemcricket,叫做沙螽Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫-I'manexterminator.-Herewego.-我是个害虫专家-又来了Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob'sbugsbegone"?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobOkay.you'vegothomeworktodo.好吧你们要做家庭作业I'vegotadiapertochange.我也要去换尿布了Hers--notmine.给她换不是我Iain'tthatold!我还没老到那地步呢I'mgonnabeupstairs.我还是上楼去吧-Gabe--out.-Okay,fine.-Gabe出去-好吧知道了Butwhen'sthathotguygettinghere?不过那个帅哥什么时候才会来啊Out!出去-Kids.-Yeah.-真是小孩子-嗯Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh,that'sokay,wecanjustsharemine.没关系我们看一本就行-Isthatokay?-Perfect.-可以吗-正合我意Good,很好CauseI'mallaboutthelearnin'.因为这一切都是为了学习-Letmejustgrabapencil.-Ohyeah,Imighthaveone.-我去拿根铅笔-哦我有一根IthinkIleftmypencilsatschool.我想我的铅笔忘在学校了Metoo.我也是Ladiesandgentlemen!女士们先生们PJandtheVibe!有请PJ和感应乐队Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoor哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊tothatweirdPJkid.哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm.Yeah,he'snotnextdoor.嗯不过他不在隔壁He'sdownstairs...他在楼下Andhe'smybrother.而且他是我哥哥Oh!oh,I'm--I'msorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah,metoo.我也是Waitwaitwait!stopstop!等下等下等下停停Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat.Emmett开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude,I'mpercussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Letme"percush"!你得让我“打击”Forcryingoutloud,guys!拜托了两位What'sup?什么事Canyoupleaseturnitdown?We'retryingtostudy.你们能小声点吗我们正在学习呢Nocando,sis.There'sonlyonelevelinrock'n'roll.不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界Andthatisloud!那就是纵情高歌Whoawhoa.Ithinkwecanaccommodateyourlittlesister.等等我想我们该体谅一下你妹妹Excuseme,拜托ButthebandiscalledPJandthevibe.这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队Sowhat,theVibedoesn'tgetasay?那又如何感应乐队就没有发言权了吗I--I'mthevibe.我我就是感应乐队Yeah,Igotthat.是啊看出来了Oh,soyougotmyvibe,huh?所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈I'mgonnabeoverhere.我还是回去吧-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart.-关小声点现在-你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求Iwillnotbesilent!我不会安静的hey!嘿IfIhavecomedownhereagain,如果再逼我下来的话thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse我就把这个插你身上Okay?明白了没Yo,who'ssheuptherestudyingwithanyway?对了她和谁一起学习呢Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse?是不是又一位美女Someguyshe'stotallyinto.和她迷恋的某个男生一起Ican'tbelieveshe'scheatingonme.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠She'snotcheatingonyou.Shebarelyknowsyouexist.她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人No,see,ourrelationshipisjustdevelopingslowly.不对我们只是关系进展地比较慢而已-No,thereisnorelationship.-Yes,thereis.-不你们根本没关系-不我们有关系-No,it'sallinyourhead!-no,-没有是你自己在臆想而已-不it'snot,'causeevenmymumknowaboutit不是的连我妈妈都知道我们两个的关系Nowthen,wherewerewe?好了我们学到哪儿了Youknow,actually,Ithinkyouwerealittlebitcloser.知道吗其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的Allright--cellularrespiration.好了细胞呼吸作用-Doyoumind?-notatall.-你介意吗-一点也不Whilewe'reatit--趁这个时候-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh!gabe!-你们干吗呢-噢Gabe-Whatdoyouwant?-Dinner!-你想怎么样啊-吃晚饭Nobody'sfedmeallday!一整天都没人给我做饭AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right?我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧There'sahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knockyourselfout.自己去吃吧Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof.现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions.-太好了-那就再也不会有人打搅我们了-Teddy!-Oh,god!-Teddy-哦天呐-Whatdoyouwant?!-Ineedyou-你想干嘛-我需要你towatchthebabyforasec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobodytellsmom!谁也不准告诉妈妈Comehere,Charlie.到这儿来CharlieOh,yes.好了-Charlie'sfine.-Ooh!ButI'mnot.-Charlie没事-哦但是我有事Uh,Teddy,嗯TeddyTellPJtofireupthebugtruck,叫PJ去发动油门IthinkIgottagotothehospital.我想我得去趟医院Oh,andTeddy,you'regonnahavetowatchthebaby.还有Teddy接下来你得照顾下宝宝No!Okay.不好吧Relax,bethehospitalintenminutes放松点十分钟后就到医院Okay,justpleasepleasehurry.知道了拜托尽快Oh,wow!Mybuttisonfire!噢哇我的屁股像被火烧了Thatissoweird!真是灵异Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong上周Emmett和我写一首歌Withthatexactsametitle.正好就叫这个名字That'sgreat,son.justpleasedon'tsing--那太好了儿子不过拜托你千万别唱-Mybuttisonfire!?-Stopit.-我的屁股像被火烧-别唱了It'sthesizeofatire!面积和轮胎一个大小Stopit!别唱了-Punchbuggy!-Ow!Whatareyoudoing?!-拳打甲壳虫-噢你在干嘛Couldyoudrive,please?!拜托你好好开车行不-Hey,youwanttoplaylicenseplategame?-No!-你想玩认车牌游戏吗-不想Michigan.密歇根州-MaybeIshouldgo.-no!-也许我该走了-不Um,she'salmostdonewithbottle嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Andthenshe'llgorighttosleep.然后她就会睡觉了Thenwecanstudly--Imeanstudy.我们就能约会了我意思是学习Now,uh,wherewerewe?看看我们学到哪儿了Okay.好了-Yeah.-Whatiscellularrespiration?-哦-什么是细胞呼吸作用That'swhenglucoseandothercompounds就是葡萄糖及其他化合物oxidizetoproducechemicalenergy,发生氧化反应释放化学能-waterandcarbondioxide.-Mm-hmm.-还有水和二氧化碳-嗯哼Alsoknownaspoop.也被称为屁Oh,boy.哦老天Hanginthere,dad.忍着点老爸Wow!Buttfirespreading.哇哦屁股火区扩散了-Where'sthedoctor?-I'llgosee.-医生在哪里-我去找找Okay,waitwaitwait.Wait.Wait.Wait.等等等等等等Wait.wait.Wedon'twantmomtoknowwe'rehere,right?等等我们可不想让妈妈发现我们在这儿是不Sopleasebecareful.所以小心点Justtryandblendin.尽量别引人注意Dad,comeon.老爸拜托It'shardforthistoblendin.这样帅气的面庞怎么可能不引人注目Justfiguresomethingout.那就想个 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"figuresomethingout."想个办法"figuresomethingout."想个办法Mom!妈妈You'rethedoctor?你是医生吗Yes.是的Iam.我是Iamdoctor...我是医生Shh--Chandrasooleewan.是Chandrasooleewan医生-AreyouIndian?-WeprefertobecalledNativeAmerican.-你是印第安人吗-我们更愿意被称为美国原住民Areyousureyou'rearealdoctor?你真的是个医生吗Youlookkindayoung.你看起来太年轻了Yousoundlikemywife.你说话口气跟我老婆一样Okay,uh--好了嗯Whatseemstobetheproblem?你哪儿出问题了Ihaveafishhookinmylip!有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了-How'dthishappen?-Mydadisnotaverygoodfisherman.-怎么搞成这样的-我爸爸不是很擅长钓鱼Hey,mine'snotaverygoodwalking-down-the-stairsman.嘿我爸爸不是很擅长上下楼梯So--那么I'mguessingyou'reaninetysevenpounder.我猜你得有九十七磅吧Hush,littlebaby嘘乖宝宝Gobeddy-bye快睡觉Teddywantstokissareallycuteguy.Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩How'sitgoing?怎么样了Well,we'regettingthere.不错孩子快睡着了Wellwellwell.Whathavewehere?啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Emmett,whyareyoustillhere?Emmett你怎么还在这儿Well,Iwaslookingforthekitchen,我在找厨房ButIseemtohavestumbledupontheballroom.但是我好像不小心进了舞厅-hello?-Teddy,it'sMrsDabneyfromnextdoor.-你好-Teddy我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人No,Ihavenotseenyourcat.没有我没看见你的猫I'mcallingaboutyourbrother;我叫你是因为你弟弟He'seatingmeoutofhouseandhome他要把我家都吃空了Gabe!Stepawayfromthepie!Gabe离我的馅饼远点Okay,I'llberightthere.知道了我马上来Allright.spencer,I'llbebackinliketwominutes.等下Spencer我两分钟后回来Don'tgoanywhere.emmett,gosomewhere.千万别走Emmett出去走走Sowhatdoyouthinkyou'redoingwithmygirlfriend?你对我的女朋友有何居心She'snotyourgirlfriend她才不是你女朋友Okay,maybemeandyouneedtostepoutside...好吧也许我们两个该到门外Soyoucanwalkmetomybike.这样你就能送我上自行车了Youheretogivememyspongebath?你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗-PJ?-Hey,mom.-PJ-嗨妈妈Whatareyoudoinghere?你在这儿干什么I'lltellyouwhatI'mnotdoinghere--我告诉你我不会干什么吧Givingspongebathstobighairyguys.我不会给体毛发达的人做海绵擦浴的So,mom,what's--what'sthehapps?所以妈妈有什么事吗What's--有什么Hey,honey!嗨亲爱的-Bob!-Nicework,son.-Bob-干的漂亮儿子Okay,what'sgoingonhere?好了到底出什么事了Dadfelldownthestairsandbrokehisbutt.爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了-Youweren'tholdingthebaby,wereyou?-Um,yes---你那时没抱着孩子吧-呃我本来抱着呢Thenno,thenyesagain.然后脱手了再然后又抱着了Bob,youpromisedmeyouweren'tgonnadropthisone!Bob你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Honey,look,itwasjustalittleaccident.亲爱的听着这只是个小小的意外而已Oh,andbytheway,fortherecord--anamazingcatch!顺便说句我那一接太精彩了足以载入史册了Iknewthiswasahugemistake.我就知道我犯了个天大的错误Inevershould'vegonebacktowork.我真不应该回来工作的Sweetheart,thisisallgonnabeokay.宝贝没事的No.no,it'snot.不不才不会没事It'stoohard.Ican'tdothis.这也太难了我做不来Imean,whatmademethinkIcouldgobacktoworkfulltime我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作andtakecareoffourkids?一边照顾好四个孩子I'materriblemother.我真是个糟糕的母亲Nono,you'renot.不不你不是的Look,ifanything,I'mahorriblefather.听着如果真要追究责任那也只能怪我是个糟糕的父亲Iknow!我知道Wouldyouguyschill?你们两个冷静点好吗You'regreatparents.你们是很棒的父母Teddy,gabeandmeturnedoutprettygood.我TeddyGabe现在都很不错啊Yeah,comeon.是的别难过了We'vegottobedoingsomethingright.我们还是做对了不少事情Imean,hey,lookatthis--ourson'sadoctor.我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I'mserious.Withbothofusworking,我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作PoorlittleCharliedoesn'tstandachance.可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Comeon,noone'sgoingsoloonthis.放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾的孩子的Alluskidsaregonnahelpout.我们几个小孩都会帮你的Andifcharliegetsalittlemessedupalongtheway,不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错Wecanallsharetheblame.我们会一起承担责任的DrChandrasooleewantotheoperatingroom.Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室Itneverends!真是忙个没完啊Gabe!GabeSorryaboutthat,MrsDabney,but我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你youprobablyshouldn'tlethimin.也许不该让他进门的Ididn'tlethimin.Hecrawledthroughthecatdoor.我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的Gabe,istheresomethingyouwanttosaytoMrsDabney?Gabe你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Yeah.有啊Whatareyoufixingtomorrownight?你明天晚上打算做什么饭（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Thecatdoor.修理猫洞（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Gonnamakesureit'slocked.我会保证锁好它的Okay.Ithinkwe'redonehere.好了我想我们要走了-Goodnight.-Itisnow.-晚安-现在确实安生了Allright,let'sgo.好了我们回家吧-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh,sonowyou'resuddenly-你在干嘛-哦现在你突然-interestedinme?-gabe,you'remylittlebrother.-对我感兴趣了-Gabe你是我弟弟I'veneverbeeninterestedinyou.我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'mkidding.我开玩笑呢What'sgoingon?到底怎么了Eversincethebabyarrived,自从这个宝宝来到世上Everyone'sbeenignoringme.每个人都总是忽略我IfeellikeI'minvisible.我觉得我成了隐形人I'mjustthelosermiddlekid...我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子Likeyou.就像你一样JustbecauseI'mamiddlekiddoesn'tmakemealoser.当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Thenwhatdoesmakeyoualoser?那是什么让你变得窝囊了Iamnotaloser.Okay?我不窝囊拜托AndIwasababyonce.我本来也是最小的Andthenyoucamealong.然后你来到了这世上AndIwasnothappyaboutit.开始我也不开心ButthenyoupeedonPJandIthought,但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想"Hey,givethekidashot."嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Look,somedayyou'regonnafeelthesameway听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样aboutCharliethatIfeelaboutyou.看待Charlie的Well,howdoyoufeelaboutme?那么你怎么看待我的Let'sputitthisway--我这么说吧Thehottestguyinschoolisatourhouserightnow,全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里AndI'mherewithyou.而我现在却和你在一起Lookhowcutesheis.看她多可爱啊Iamwarminguptoheralready!我已经开始对她有好感了Okay,Charlie'sasleep,Gabe'splayingavideogame好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏Andwearefinallyalone.我们终于可以独处了Hey,everybody!嗨大家好Ihaveabruisedcoccyx.我尾骨撞伤了Oh,comeon!哦拜托That'safunnyword.这个词太好玩了Coccyx!尾骨Thedoctorgavehimpainmedication.医生给他开了止痛药Wasthatme?Sorry.是我放屁了吗不好意思I'malittlenumbdownthere.我那个地方还有点麻木Uh,actually,that'smyride.其实是接我的人来了Ofcourseitis.当然是了It'sgoodtomeetyou,son.很高兴见到你小伙子Oh,goodnight,sweetheart.哦晚安宝贝Goodnight,sir.晚安先生-Goodnight.-Goodnight.-晚安-晚安Coccyx!尾骨Sothat'showdadgotmyfirstkiss这就是爸爸怎么抢走本属于我的初吻的Andhowyouflewforthefirsttime.你也第一次体验到了飞翔的感觉Butthegoodnewsis--但是好消息是Nah,thereisnogoodnews.算了根本没有好消息Itakethatback!It'satextfromspencer!我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了Hewantstohangoutwithmetomorrownight他约我明天一起出去Athishouse!去他家Oh!I'vegottagowashyourpukeoutofmyjacket.哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh,and,uh,onemorething--哦对了还有一件事Whenyou'remyageandyoumeetacuteboy,当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥的话Donot,underanycircumstances,在任何情况下都不要千万不要evereverbringhimhome.把他带回家来Causeifyoudo,well--因为如果你这么做的话那么Goodluck,Charlie.祝你好运CharlieOh,that'swonderful.哦太舒服了Thankyousomuchfordoingthis.真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Hey,ifIcan'tbethereformypatients,嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务WhatkindofpretenddoctoramI?那我还算什么假医生So,uh,doyoueverthinkaboutshaving--那么你有没想过给你的全身Like,everywhere?那个剃个毛Idid--lastweek.我剃过啊上周刚剃的