高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本810 The One With Monica’s Boots素材

810TheOneWithMonica’sBoots[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,MonicaistryingonapairofnewbootsasChandlerenters.]Monica:Hey!Sowhatdoyouthink?Chandler:Newhaircut?(Monicanods‘No.’)Necklace?(No)Dress?(No)Boots?(Monicanods‘Yes.’)Boots!Monica:Yes!Now,they’realittlemorethanInormallyspendonboots…orrent(Showshimthereceipt.)Chandler:OhmyGod!Monica:Iknow.Chandler:I’mgonnamissbeingabletoaffordfood.Monica:I’msorry,theyjust,theyjustlooksogood!Andthesaleswomanwaslookingatmelike,"Oh,thesearewaytooexpensiveforyou."Chandler:Shehadapoint.(Showsherthereceipt.)Rachel:(entering)Hi!Monica:Hey.Rachel:OhmyGod!(Noticestheboots)OhMonica!Thosebootsareamazing!Monica:They’remine!Chandler:Yeahwell,toobadwe’regonnahavetoreturnthem.Rachel:Returnthem?!Shh!They’regonnahearyou!Monica:Honey,I’mnotreturningthem.Okay?ImeanI-Iknowtheycostalot,butI’mgoingtowearthemallthetime.You’llsee.Besides,Ilovethecompliments.Imean,haveyoueverhadsomethingsobeautifuleveryonewantedit?Chandler:Ihaveyou.Monica:Nicetry;I’mkeepingtheboots.OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,Phoebe,Ross,andRachelaresittingonthecouchandRossistalkingtoRachel’s,whoisnowshowing,stomach.]Ross:That’sright,Iloveyou!And-andI’mgonnaplaywithyouallthetime.Phoebe:Howcanyoulethimtalktoyourcrotchlikethat?Rachel:(pause)He’stalkingtothebaby.Phoebe:Ohh!Okay!Okay,causewhen-whenhesaid,"Ican’twaittohearyourfirstwords,"Ithought,"There’satrick."Rachel:Okay.Well,Igottagoyouguys.I’llseeyoulater.Phoebe:Okay.Ross:Bye.Rachel:Bye.(ShegetsuptoleavebutisstoppedbyJoey)Joey:OhheyRach,listen—Hi!Rachel:Hi.Joey:Umm,canyoudomeafavor?Iwastalkin’tomysisterandsheknowsyouworkatRalphLauren…Rachel:No,forgetit!Noway!IamnotsendinganymoreRalphLaurenclothestoprison.Itisawaste.Joey:No-no-no-no-no-no,nother,nother.Myyoungestsister,Dina,she’sreallyinterestedinfashion,andshewantstotalktosomeonesuccessful,y’know,togivehersomeadvice.Rachel:IguessIcantalktooneofmysupervisors…Joey:Ohno-no-no-no,shewantstotalktoyou!Rachel:Really?!OhmyGod!I’msuccessful!Joey:Okay,sowillyoumeetwithher?Rachel:Yes!I’dloveto!Havehercomebytheoffice.Joey:Great!Thanks!You’regonnalovehersomuch.And—Oh,she’sthesmartestofalltheTribbianichildren.Hey,y’knowtheS.A.T’s?Rachel:Yeah.Joey:Shetook‘em!(JoeygoestogetcoffeeandRachelexitsasthecamerapanstoPhoebeandRossonthecouch.)Phoebe:HeyRoss!Doesn’tBengototheSmithfieldDaySchool?Ross:Yeah.Why?Phoebe:Stinghasasonthatgoestheretoo!Ross:YeahIknow;he’sinBen’sclass.Phoebe:Youknewthisandyouneversaidanything?!Withallthestupiddinosaurstuffyoutellus?!Ross:Fine!Nomoredinosaurstuff!CanItalkaboutfossils?(Joeyisabouttositdownandhearsthissoinsteadhegroansandexits.)Phoebe:Sting’sson,sevenyearsoldandthere’sapicture.Ross:Whatareyoureading?TheKidnappersGuidetoManhattanPrivateSchools?Phoebe:No,it’sNewYorkmagazine.It’sanarticleaboutthebestschoolsinthecity.SohowwelldoyouknowSting?Ross:Uh,Iactuallyhaven’tevenmethim.Phoebe:Uh-huh,yeahthat’stoobad.IreallywanttogotohisconcertFridaynight,butit’stotallysoldout.Iknow!Whydon’tyoumeethimandgettickets?!IfyougettwoI’lltakeyou.Ross:Wellactually,I’mpickingBenuptomorrow,maybehe’llbethere.Phoebe:Thereyougo!Oh,youaresolucky!YoumightactuallygettomeetStingtomorrow!That’swhyyouhavekids![Scene:CentralPerk,thenextdayRachel,Phoebe,andChandlerarethereasMonicaenters.]Monica:Heyguys!Chandler:Hey-hey.Rachel:HiMonica!Monica:Hey.(Sitsdownonthearmofthecouch.)Rachel:Hiboots.Monica:SeeChandler?I’mgettingalotofuseoutofthemalready!They’reverypractical.See,youcanwearthemwithdresses,withskirts,withpants…Chandler:Youcanwearthemwithshortsonastreetcornerandearnthemoneytopayforthem.(Goesandgetssomecoffeeatthecounter.)Phoebe:Wow!They’rebeautiful!Rachel:Ahh…Monica:(almostcrying)Theyhurtsomuch!Phoebe:What?!Monica:Theguywhomadethesehatesfeetandwantstoseethemdie!Rachel:Well-wellyoucangivethemtome!Ihaven’tfeltmyfeetinyears!Monica:Ican’t!IspentsomuchmoneyonthemandItoldChandlerthatI’dwearthemallthetime,Ijustcan’tgivethemaway!Phoebe:Wellthengetyourmoneybackandreturnthem!Monica:Ican’tdothateither!Thesoles’arealreadyalittlescuffedupandtheinsidesarefilledwithmyblood.Ross:(entering)Hey!Chandler:(returningtohisseat)Hey!Ross:HeyIuhjustpickedupBenfromschool…Chandler:(spinningaroundlookingforhim)Idon’tthinkyoudidaverythoroughjob!Ross:IdroppedhimoffatCarol’s.(ToPhoebe)Anyway,itturnsoutthatI’mnotgoingtobeabletogetthoseticketsthough.Phoebe:Ohno!Whynot?Ross:WellitturnsoutthatBenandSting’ssondonotgetalong.Phoebe:Howcome?!Ross:Apparently,Sting’ssonmadefunofthefactthatBen’smomsarelesbinims.Phoebe:Wait!ButRossiftheydon’tgetalongthenyoushouldsmooththingsover.Makethembefriends.Ross:Phoebe,youcan’tforcekidstobefriends.Phoebe:Sureyoucan!Givethemsomeblocks,puttheminaplaypen!Ross:Playpen?!Ben’sseven!Phoebe:Yourkidisseven?!(Rossnods,"Yes.")(Totherest)He’sreallysmall.(ToRoss)Please!Pleasegetthetickets!Ross:LookI’msorryPheebs,Ican’tdoit.Phoebe:Yesyoucan!Stingsayssohimself!Ross:What?Phoebe:(singing)Rossssscan!Ross:LookPhoebe,I’msorryit’sjust…Phoebe:(singing)Rosssscan!Ross:Phoebe,I…Phoebe:(singing)Rossscan!Givemethetickets!Rosscangivemethetickets!!(Rossrunsouttogetthetickets.)[Scene:Rachel’sOffice,JoeyhasbroughtDinatomeetwithRachel.]Joey:(entering,withDina)Heresheis!Futurefashionsuperstar!Rachel:OhJoey,I’mhardlya…Joey:MylittlesisterDina!Rachel:Right!HiDina!Dina:Hi.Rachel:Nicetomeetyou.(Theyshakehands.)Dina:Thankssomuchformeetin’withme.Joey’stoldmesomuchaboutyou!Joey:Thisissoexcitingforher.Well,I’llletyoutwofash…istsgetdowntobusiness.(Exits.)Rachel:Okay.AllrightDina,welllet’stalkaboutthedifferentareasoffashionthatyoucouldgetinvolvedin.Let’ssee,there’sdesign,butyoumayneedawholeotherdegreeforthat.Uh,there’s-there’ssales,whichisgreatbecauseyougettotravel…Dina:I…Idon’tcareaboutfashion!I’mpregnant!AndIknowyouaretoo,soyougottahelpme!Rachel:(stunned)Andthere’smarketing…[Scene:TheHallway,Monicaisreturning,butbeforesheenterstheapartmentshestopsonthestepandchangesfromwearingtennisshoestothebootsandshemoansinpainassheputseachbooton.]Monica:(standingup)Ahhhhhhhh!Chandler:(openingthedoor)What’swrong?Monica:OhnothingI’mjust—justwasyawning.(Mimicsthegroanfrombeforeandstretches.)Chandler:Ohdon’tforget,myofficeholidaypartyistonight.(Theygointotheapartment.)Monica:Honey,wedon’treallyhavetogotothisthingtonightdowe?Chandler:Nowsweetie,Iknowyoudon’tlikemyofficeparties,butyoucanwearyournewboots.See?Everycloudhasa…suppleleatherlining.Monica:I-Idon’t-Idon’tthinkthatI’mgonnawearthebootstonight.Chandler:Whynot?Monica:Welly’know,I’mjust-I’mjustworriedthatbosseswillseethemandthinktheypayyoutoomuchmoney.Or!Oryourassistantwillseethemand-andwantaraise!Chandler:DoyouthinkIworkatsomekindofbootpricingcompany?Monica:Anyway,IpickedupthisoutfitthatIwanttowearandthe,andthebootsdon’treallygowithit.Chandler:Yousaidthatyoupaidallthatmoneybecausethosebootsgowithskirts,dresses,andpants!Monica:Fine!Ifyouwantmetoweartheboots,I’llweartheboots.Infact,I’llgointomyroomrightnowandy’knowtrytheoutfiton.Chandler:Okay.Monica:Okay?(Shestartstowalkwhichcauseshertostartcrying)Ooowee!Christmaspartyinmyboots!(Runsintothebedroomandmixessaying‘ow’withlaughing.)[Scene:TheHallway,RachelisabouttoenterherapartmentwithDinatotellJoeythenews.]Dina:I-Ican’tgointhere.Ican’ttellhim!Rachel:Honey,it’sgoingtobeokay.He’sbeenincrediblysupportiveofme,andifhegetsalittleupset;that’swhatthemeatballsubisfor.(ShegivesDinaasandwichwrappedinaluminumfoil.)Dina:Thankyou.Rachel:Okay.(Theyenter.)Joey:Hey!It’smyfashiongirls!(Theydon’treact.)What’swrong?Rachel:Honey,whydon’tyousitdown?Dinahassomethingthatshewantstotellyou.Joey:(concerned)Oh.What’s,what’sgoingon?Isitmom?Isshesick?Isitdad’sheart?Isthatasandwich?Dina:Joe,momanddadarefine…Joey:Isthatasandwich?!Rachel:Joey…there’ssomethingthatyou…shouldknow.Dina?Dina:I’mpregnant.Joey:(angrily)What?!Rachel:(ToDina)Now!Givehimthesandwich!Givehimthesandwich!(Shequicklysetsthesandwichinfrontofhim.)Joey:Wellobviouslythisisamistake!Youcan’tbepregnant!Becauseyouhavetohavesextogetpregnant!Dina:Joe,ItriedtowaituntilIwas25likeyoudid!Rachel:What?!Dina…Joey:(toRachel)Bub!!!(PointsatherandquietsRachel.)(ToDina)Ican’tbelievethis!You’rethegoodone!Youwenttocollege!Bothyears!Whodidthistoyou?!Dina:BobbyCorso,buthe’sarealniceguy.Ilikehimalot.He’srealfunny.Joey:Yougotpregnantforfunny?!Dina…ifhe’sfunny…laugh!Allright,I’llbebackinalittlewhile!Youstayhere!Dina:Why?Whereareyougoing?Joey:Ican’tlookatyourightnow!(Exitsandslamsthedoorbehindhim.)Dina:Wow.Rachel:Iknow.(Joeystormsbackinandcoveringhisfacesohedoesn’tseeDinagrabsthesandwichandheadsbackout.)CommercialBreak[Scene:TheMidfieldDaySchool,it’safterschoolandBenistakingadrinkofwaterasPhoebeenters.]Phoebe:Oh,thereyouareBen!Ben:AuntPhoebe,whatareyoudoinghere?Phoebe:Well,Iheardyou’rehavingaproblemwithoneoftheboysinyourclass.AndsoIthoughtIwouldjustcomedownhereandsityoubothdown,havealittletalkandmakeitallokay.Nowumm,theboy’snameisSting’sson.Ben:Jack?Ihatehim!He’sajerk.Phoebe:NowBen,sometimespeoplemayseemlikejerksontheoutside,buttheyhavefamousfathers.Ben:Ihavetogo.MyfriendDougiswaitingformeoverthere.(GoesovertoDoug.)Phoebe:Himyou’refriendswith.(StartslookingatthechildrentryingtofindJackandateachernoticesher.)TheTeacher:Excuseme.Can,canIhelpyouwithsomething?Phoebe:Yes!Yesyoucan,I’mlookingforJack’sparents.TheTeacher:Areyouwithoneofthestudents?Phoebe:Uh-huh,I’mwithBen.TheTeacher:AreyouoneofBen’smothers?Phoebe:IamoneofBen’smothers.I’malesbian.Itwas,itwasdifficultcomingouttomyparents.TheTeacher:Wellhi,I’mJennyBoone.I’mthenewteacherhere.Phoebe:Oh.TheTeacher:I’veonlymetyourpartnerCarol.Phoebe:Ah!OkaysothatwouldmakemeSusan.TheTeacher:Right.AreyoulookingforJack’sparentstodiscusstheproblemshe’shavingwithBen?(Phoebenods‘Yes.’)Yeah.BecauseIreallydothinktheparentsshouldsitdownandhaveaconversation.Phoebe:Yeah!Let’sdothat!!That-thatsoundsgood.Weshouldsitdownandtalk,justme,myloverCarol,andtheStings.Umm,how-howwillIgetintouchwiththem?TheTeacher:Oh,theirnumberisonthecontactsheet.Phoebe:Uh-huh.Uh-huh.Umm,could-couldIgetacopyofthat?‘CauseCarolthrewitout,shelostours.She’ssuchascatterbrain,butmanwhatahotpieceofass.[Scene:AStreet,ChandlerandMonicaarewalkingdownthesidewalkafterhisofficeholidayparty.]Chandler:Y’know,thatpartywasn’tbad.Monica:Yeah!Ididn’tknowtherewouldbedancing.Thatwasafunsurprise!Chandler:Idon’tseeanyuh,cabs.Maybeweshouldjustwalk?Monica:Ohno,wecan’twalk!Chandler:Whathoney,it’slikefifteenblockstothesubway.Let’sgo.Monica:Hey!Doyouthinkthatwecangettothesubwayrightthereifweclimbdownthroughthemanholecover?Chandler:What’sgoingon?Monica:Ican’twalk.Okay?Okay?Thesebootswereahugemistake!Chandler:What?Monica:Okayyouwereright!Allright,Inevershouldhaveboughtthem!They’rekillingme!Onetoeatatime!Chandler:SoIwasright.Thisiswhatitfeelsliketoberight.(Pause)It’soddlyunsettling.Monica:Howarewegonnagethome?Maybeapiggy-backride?Chandler:Hopon.Monica:Okay.Wait,justgivemeasecond,Ineedtojustgetmybootsofffirst.(Shestartstakingthemoff.)Ah…Ooh…Oohh…Ohh…OhGod…Ohh…Oh…Ohh…Ohhhh…Chandler:Honey,Iknowyou’reinpainrightnow,butI’malittleturnedon.[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,DinaandRachelarereadingpregnancybooks,DinaPregnancyforDummiesandRachelsomethingelse.]Dina:Doyoueverworrythatyou’llbewalkingandyourbabywilljustlikeslipout?Rachel:WhatcollegewasthatDina?(Joeyentersdraggingaguy.)Dina:OhmyGod!Bobby!Bobby:HiDina.Goodtoseeyou.Rachel:Joey,whatareyoudoing?Joey:Justwhatneedstobedone!Dearlybeloved,wearegatheredheretojointhismanandthiswoman…Rachel:OhJoeythisiscrazy!Joey:Don’tinterruptmewhenI’mtalkin’toGod!Nowwherewerewe?Ohright,okay.DoyouDina,takethisman…Dina:No!Joey:Ohyou’lltake‘em!Dina:NoIwon’t!Joey:Hey!Youdon’tgetasayinthis!Dina:YesIdo!Joey:Ahhh!Iheard"Ido",we’rehalfwaythere!Okay!(ToBobby)You!Rachel:AllrightJoey!Thatisenough!(GrabshimandpullshimawayfromBobbyandDina)Listen,asbeautifulandmovingasthisceremonyis,it’snotlegal.Okay?They-theydon’thaveamarriagelicense,theydon’thaveanywitnesses,andthegroomonlyhasononeshoe!Bobby:Yeah,hetooktheotheroneoffandhitmewithit.Joey:WellwhatamIsupposedtodo?Rachel:You’resupposedtorealizethattheyareadults!Andthattheycanmaketheirowndecisions.Joey:Notheycan’t!Theywerestupidenoughtogetknockedup!Rachel:Heyyyyy!Contraceptivesarenotalwayseffective!(ToBobbyandDina)Right?Bobby:Yeah…wekindadidn’tuseany…Rachel:Oh,comeonkids!Alittlehelphere![Scene:Sting’sApartment,PhoebehascometotalkaboutJackandiswaitingforSting’swife,TrudieStyler,toenter.]Phoebe:Wow!Thisplaceisincredible!(Gasps)Sting’spen…thathegavetoPhoebe.(Putsthepeninherpurseandgoesovertoafloor-to-ceilingbookcase)Comeon!Secretpassageway!(StartspullingbooksatrandomasTrudieenters.)TrudieStyler:Hi!(Bytheway,it’sactuallyher.)Phoebe:Hi!TrudieStyler:I’mTrudie.Phoebe:Uh-huh.TrudieStyler:YoumustbeBen’smum.Phoebe:WhyelsewouldIbehere?TrudieStyler:Dositdown.Phoebe:Uh-huh.(Theygoandsitdown.)TrudieStyler:IgatherJackandBenhaven’tbeengettingalonglately.Phoebe:Yeah.TrudieStyler:I’mtoldtherearetwosidestothisstory,butallI’veheardisthatBen’sabitofapoo-poohead.Phoebe:Umm,I’msorry.Won’t-won’tJack’sfatherbejoiningus?TrudieStyler:OhI’msorry,Jack’sfatherisnotavailable.Phoebe:Uh-hmm.Okay.Wellthen,couldwereschedule?Forsay,Fridaynightperhapsat8o’clock?TrudieStyler:Ohno,Iknowthatwouldn’twork.Myhusband’sinconcert.Phoebe:Concert.Yeah.Thatdoesputusin…quiteapickle.BecauseyouseeI’mverybusybeforeandaftertheconcert,andhe’sobviouslybusyduring.TrudieStyler:So,IguessyouandIshouldtalkaboutJackandBenrightnow.Phoebe:Unless!Unlessumm,okayI-Iwouldbewillingtogototheconcert,umm,allthewhilethinkingaboutthechildrenofcourse.TrudieStyler:Areyouherefortickets?Phoebe:Oh,thankyou.Fourwouldbegreat.TrudieStyler:I’mnotgivingconcertticketstosomeonewho’dusetheirsonlikethis!Phoebe:Ohgood!Thenyou’reinluck!Ben’snotmyson!TrudieStyler:(standsup)Look,I’vejustpressedabutton,triggeringasilentalarm.Anyminutenow,thepolicewillbehere!Phoebe:ThePolice?Here?Areunion?!(Shegetsouthercamera.)[Scene:TheStreet,ChandleriscarryingMonicapastastorewindow.]Chandler:Okay,tenblocksdown.Fivetogo.Monica:(noticessomethinginthewindow)Ohwait!Stop!Stop!Stop!Chandler:OhI’msorry!Doyouneedabreak?Monica:Mybootsintan!Hey!CanyougetalittleclosersoIcanseetheprice?Chandler:Icanseeitfromrighthere.It’llcostyouonehusband.Monica:Okay,I’msorry.IthinkIcanwalktherestofthewaynow.Just-justgivememyboots.Chandler:(pause)Idon’thaveyourboots.Monica:WellIdon’thavethemeither.Wherearethey?Chandler:Well,whydon’tyoucheckinoneofmysaddlebagswhileIchewonabaleofhay!Monica:Okay.(Shegetsoffhim.)Godwell,wegottagobackandgetthem!Chandler:Honey,areyouseriouslyevergonnawearthebootsagain?Monica:Okay,I’mnevergonnawearthemagain.Ijustdidn’tgetachancetosaygoodbye.Chandler:Y’knowwhat?Youcansaygoodbyetothetanones.Monica:Okay.(Climbsbackonhisback.)Allright.Chandler:Okay.(Movesclosertothewindow.)Monica:(totheboots)Byeboots—Wait!Halfoff?!(Chandlerrunsoff.)[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,JoeyandRachelarestilldiscussingBobbyandDina’ssituation.]Rachel:Joey,justbecausethey’renotgettingmarrieddoesn’tmeanthisisgoingtobeadisaster.Maybetheyhaveaplan!Joey:Oh?Oh!Okay!Okay!Let’sheartheirplan!Now,what’sthefuturelooklikeforDinaandBobby?Bobby:Well…Ireallyhavehighhopesformyband.Joey:(toDina)Youwereright.Heisfunny.Rachel:Hey,nowwaitaminute!Igetwhenyoutoldpeopleatfirstthatyouwantedtobeanactortheylaughedatyou!NowcomeonBobby,whydon’tyoutellusalittlebitaboutyourband?Bobby:Wellit’sjustmeandmypalRooster,theband’snameisNumbNuts.Rachel:(ToDina)Really?(NodsherheadatBobby.)Joey:Dina,ifyou’rehavingababyyoushouldbemarried!EvenifitistoBobby!(Bobbygetshappy.)Dude,that’snotacompliment!Dina:NoJoey!Iknewyouwouldn’tbesupportive!Joey:Sowhoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!Whatareyougonnado?You’regonnahavethebabyand-andraiseitbyyourself…withoutahusband?!Youcan’tbeasinglemotheralone!You’regonnaruinyourlife!Rachel:Ohexcuseme!AmIruiningmylife?Joey:No!No!No!It’sdifferentforyou.You’resostrongandtogether.You’renotsomedumbkidwhodoesn’tknowwhatshe’sdoing.Dina:Excuseme?Joey:Onepregnantwomanatatime,please!Ijustwantyoutobeokay.Rachel:SoforcinghertomarryBobbyisgonnamakethathappen?Joey:Maybe!(ToBobby)Well!Well…so-souh,whatkindofmusicdoesNumbNuts—Ohforgetit!Ican’t!Dina:Joey,Iamscaredtodeathaboutthis.ButIreallythinkIcandoit,I’mjustgonnaneedsomehelp.AndBobby’sgonnabeherethewholetime.Bobby:YoubetIam!(ToJoey)Andtoansweryourearlierquestion,we’restraight-upgangsterrap.(Joeyshakeshisheadasifhe’sabouttoloseit.)Dina:Look,Rachel’stoldmehowmucheasieryou’vemadeallthisonher.Whycan’tyoudothatforme?Joey:Because!‘Cause…‘Causeyou’remybabysister!Dina:Andyou’remybigbrother!Imean,you’remyfavoriteguyinthewholeworld.I’mnotevenscaredtotellmomanddad.Iwasscaredoftellingyou.Joey:WellI’dbescaredofthem,butallright.Dina:Joey,Ican’tstandthethoughtofhavingthisbabywithyoumadatme.Iwanthimtohavehisuncle.IsmybabygonnahavehisUncleJoey?Joey:Ofcoursehe’sgonnahavehisUncleJoey!Dina:We’regonnabeallright.Imean,evenifwe’renotmarriedthisbabyisgonnabesoloved.Notjustbyus.Joey:That’sright!Byhisuncletoo!Bobby:Andbyyou.Rachel:OkayBobby,whydon’twejustcomeoverhereandletthemhavealittlemoment.(DragsBobbyawayfromJoeyandDina.)Joey:Comehere!(HugsDinaandBobbylookstohugRachel.)Rachel:No!Seriously!What’swrongwithyou?!ClosingCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeandRossarethere.]Ross:You’regonnalovemesomuch.IgotStingtickets!!(Holdsuptwo.)Phoebe:OhmyGod!Idoloveyou!Howdidyoudoit?!Ross:Well…let’sjustsay…(singing)Rossscaaaaan!Phoebe:Oo,wherearetheseats?Ross:Uh,middlebalcony.Phoebe:Okay,nowwouldyousaythatthat’smorethan50yardsawayfromSting,hiswife,oramemberofhisfamily?Ross:Yeah.Phoebe:Thenthat’snotbreakingthelaw!I’mthere!End810莫妮卡的皮靴嗨嗨，你认为怎么样？新发型?项链?衣服？靴子?靴子!是的！当然了，比我平时买的靴子贵了一点,嗯..比房租还贵哦，天哪我知道我得为衣食发愁了我很抱歉，但它们实在迷人而且，那个售货员看我的眼神就像我买不起它似的这才是你想买的主要理由吧嗨.嗨哦，天哪哦,Monica.这些鞋真有型!当然，也不看看谁买的是的，嗯，但可惜我们正要把它退了你要退了这靴子?!小点声!它们会听见的!亲爱的，我们别退，好么?我是指，我知道买它太奢侈，但你同时也会天天欣赏除此之外,我爱听恭维你可曾有过什么东西，美丽到人人都想拥有吗?我有你干得好。我留下这靴子了好的，我爱你..我会整日和你玩耍你怎么可以让他对你的胯部这样说话?他是在和小宝宝说噢，好吧!好,'因为他说：我等不及听你第一句话."我想,"这是个骗局.",好...嗯，我得走了回见.好再见.再见哦,Hey,Rach,听着--Hi.Hi嗯，你能否帮我个忙？我曾和我妹妹说起过她知道你在RalphLauren上班--算了吧--没门--我再也不把RalphLauren卖给监狱了，太浪费了不不，不是她，是我的最小妹妹,Deena--她确是有志于时尚，想和些专家谈谈，好给她些建议她可以和我的主管谈谈不，不，不，她想和你谈真的?哦，老天!我是专家那好，你愿见她么?我愿意让她到我办公室谢谢。你会喜欢她的她是Tribbiani家的孩子里最聪明的你知道SATs（相当于美国的高考）吗?是她通过了Hey,Ross,Ben是不是在史密斯菲尔德日校上学?是的，怎么了?Sting（英国歌星）有个儿子也在那是，我知道。他和Ben一个班你为何知道这个却从来不说?还老跟我们讲愚蠢的恐龙故事好，再也不提恐龙了我能说有关化石的话题吗?"Sting的儿子，七岁大，还有他的照片7200:03:23,240-->00:03:27,098你在读什么？绑架曼哈顿私人学校校童的指南?7300:03:27,747-->00:03:31,654不，是纽约杂志。有篇文章写本市最好的学校7400:03:31,654-->00:03:33,696嗯，你对Sting了解多少?7500:03:33,696-->00:03:35,207事实上我们从未碰过面7600:03:35,207-->00:03:36,862阿哈，好7700:03:36,862-->00:03:40,289真倒霉，我很想去看他周五晚上的演唱会，但票已售謦7800:03:40,289-->00:03:41,214我知道!7900:03:41,214-->00:03:44,428你为何不与他见面....要点票!8000:03:44,428-->00:03:46,183若你拿到2张，我便带你去8100:03:47,142-->00:03:49,674嗯，事实上，我明日去接Ben，可能他在那儿8200:03:49,674-->00:03:50,988那快去!8300:03:50,988-->00:03:54,450噢，你真走运，明天就能见到sting了8400:03:54,450-->00:03:56,914你有孩子就为这个8500:04:03,247-->00:04:04,458-Hey,伙计们.-Hey8600:04:04,458-->00:04:05,616Hi,Monica8700:04:05,616-->00:04:08,317Hi,靴子8800:04:09,461-->00:04:11,989看看,Chandler,我几乎物尽其用了8900:04:11,989-->00:04:13,494它们很实用9000:04:13,494-->00:04:16,443看，这双靴子能搭配裙子和裤子..9100:04:16,443-->00:04:19,704你还可以穿得更短些，站在街角招揽生意9200:04:21,938-->00:04:23,453哇，它们真漂亮9300:04:23,453-->00:04:25,886它们真令我受伤!9400:04:26,223-->00:04:26,860什么?!9500:04:26,860-->00:04:30,930作鞋的家伙肯定跟脚有仇，恨不得杀了它们9600:04:31,496-->00:04:35,130好，把它们给我，我数年来不知脚在何处9700:04:35,771-->00:04:40,319我不能，我为它们花了大钱并告诉Chandler我会整日穿它们。我不能把它们送人9800:04:40,319-->00:04:42,421嗯，那去退货9900:04:42,421-->00:04:43,584我也不能10000:04:43,584-->00:04:48,397鞋底已磨损，里面也粘了我的血10100:04:50,349-->00:04:51,521-Hi.-Hey10200:04:51,521-->00:04:52,913Hey,我从学校接了Ben10300:04:52,913-->00:04:53,903Oh10400:04:54,764-->00:04:57,045我不认为你已做彻底10500:04:58,389-->00:05:00,423我把他送到Carol家了10600:05:00,423-->00:05:03,261还有，我觉得门票的事没戏了10700:05:03,261-->00:05:04,772噢，不！为什么?10800:05:04,772-->00:05:08,523嗯，因为Ben和Sting的儿子有矛盾10900:05:08,523-->00:05:09,424怎么会?11000:05:09,424-->00:05:14,730明显的,Sting儿子拿ben妈妈是女同性恋开玩笑11100:05:15,966-->00:05:19,735等等，但是，Ross，他们之间的矛盾你可以解决11200:05:19,735-->00:05:20,606让他们做朋友11300:05:20,606-->00:05:22,989Phoebe,你不能强迫小孩交朋友11400:05:22,989-->00:05:27,111你行的。给他们些石头，把他们关进婴儿围栏11500:05:27,111-->00:05:28,776婴儿围栏？Ben已七岁11600:05:28,776-->00:05:30,375你孩子七岁了?!11700:05:31,860-->00:05:34,060看起来可不象11800:05:35,459-->00:05:36,885求求你，一定要搞到票11900:05:36,885-->00:05:39,233对不起,Pheebs.我做不到12000:05:39,233-->00:05:40,304不，你可以的1210