趣味英语之哲理故事三则趣味英语之哲理故事三则
故事一：Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes,Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before Icame out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a l...
趣味英语之哲理故事三则
故事一：Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes,Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before Icame out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don'tthink of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, thefire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one willbe poorer because I took them.”
“You don'tknow my work?”said the other.
“What is yourwork?”
“I’m apoliceman.”
“Oh!”cried thefirst man. He thought quickly and said:“And do you know mywork?”
“No”said thepoliceman.
“I'm awriter, I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
译文：你知道我是干什么的吗?
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来，有两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的?”另一个人说。
“你是干什么的?”
“我是警察。”
“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”
“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
故事二：Who is the laziest
Father: Well, Jack, I talked with your teacher today .And now I wantto ask you a question, Who is the laziest person in your class ?
Jack: I don`t know, father.
Father: Oh, think! When other boys and girls are reading andwirting, who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack: Our teacher, father.
译文： 谁是最懒惰的
爸爸：杰克，我今天已经和你的老师谈过了，现在我想问你，谁是你们班上最懒的人?
杰克：我不知道，爸爸
爸爸：你再好好想想，当别的同学都在读书写字的时候，谁在那儿仅仅是看着其他人?
杰克：是我们的老师，爸爸
故事三：What Is a Traitor?
Young hopeful:“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”
Father(a veteran politician):“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the otherone.”
Young hopeful:“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”
Father：“A convert，my son.”
译文：什么叫叛徒?
有希望的青年人:“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”
父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。” 有希望的青年人:“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”
父亲:“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”
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