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功夫熊猫字幕 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 Dad: Po… Get up! Hey, Po… What are to make tofu. you doing up there? Po: So, why didn’t you…? Po: Ahh… nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Dad: Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can Viper, Tigress… Roarrr! Ahh… you imagine me making tofu? Ha, ha, ha, Dad: Po… let’s go. You’re late for work. TOFU, no, we all have our place in this world. Po: Coming! Sorry Dad. Mine is here, and yours is… Dad: Sorry doesn’t make the Noodles. What Po: I know “is here”. are you doing up there? All that noise? Dad: No! It’s tables 2,5,7 and 12. Service with Po: Oh… nothing. Just had a crazy dream. a smile. Dad: About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about? Po: Okay… great… ooouuuch! …. Oh hey. Hi. Po: What was I… ah… I was dreaming You’re up? about … Noodles! Crane: Am now. Dad: Noodles? You were really dreaming Po: I was just…er…someday…eh? The Kung about noodles? Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps Po: Uh… ya, what else would I be dreaming sore… about? Oh, careful. That soup is…sharp! Crane: I’ve had a long and rather disappointing Dad: Oh! Happy day! My son finally having day, so… er…ya… I should probably get to the noodle dream! You don’t know how long I sleep now. have been waiting for this moment! This is a Po: Ya, ya,… of course…. sign, Po. Crane: Okay. Thanks. Po: Uh… a sign of what? Po: It’s just, I’m such a big fan… You guys Dad: You are almost ready to be entrusted with were so totally amazing at the battle of the the secret ingredient, of my secret Weeping River. Outnumbered. A thousand to ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill one. But you didn’t stop. You just,…. Oh, sorry your destiny and take over the restaurant. about that…. Just as I took over from my father who Crane: ahh…look, you don’t belong here. took over from his father who won it Po: Er… I know, I know. You’re right. I don’t from a friend over a game of mahjong. have it. It’s just, my whole life, I dreamed of… Po: Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream. Crane”: No, no, no. I mean you don’t belong Dad: No, it was THE DREAM. We’re noodle here, I mean in this room. But this is my room. folk. Broth runs through our veins. Property of Crane. Po: But Dad, didn’t you ever… well… Po: Oh, okay, right, right. So… ya, you want to wanted to do something else? Something get to sleep. Keeping you up. We’ve got big beside noodles? things tomorrow. Alright. You’re awesome, the Dad: Actually, when I was young and crazy. I last thing I’m going to say. Okay, bye-bye. thought about running away and learning how Po: What was that? - 1 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 Crane: I didn’t say anything. Okay. Alright. Viper: What do we do now, master, with the Goodnight. Sleep well. Panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? MS: all we can do is resume our training and Tigress: You don’t belong here. trust that in time the true Dragon Warrior will Po: Ah ya… ya… of course… this is your be revealed. …. What are you doing here? room… Po: Haa… hey, good morning, Master. I Tigress: I mean you don’t belong in the Jade thought I’ll warm up a little. Palace. You’re a disgrace to Kung Fu and if MS: You’re stuck. you have any respect of who we are, and what Po: Stuck? ….no… what? …stuck? No… this we do, you will be gone by morning. is one of the… ….ya… I’m stuck. MS: Help him. MO: I see you’ve found the Sacred Peach Tree Crane: Oh, dear. Lift on three. One, two, … of Heavenly Wisdom. Po: thank you. Po: Is that what this is? I’m so sorry. I thought Crane: Don’t mention it. it was just a regular peach tree. Po: No, really, I appreciate it… MO: I understand, you eat when you are upset. Crane: Ever! Po: Upset? I’m not upset. Why would I be MS: You actually thought you could learn to upset!? do a full split in one night. It takes years to MO: So, why are you upset? develop one’s flexibility. And years longer to Po: I probably sucked more today than anyone apply it in combat. …Put that down! The only in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles China. In the history of sucking. and broken bones. MO: Probably. Po: Yaa… ha… ha… ha. Excellent! Po: And the five MAN, you should have seen MS: Let’s get started. them, they totally hate me. Viper: Are you ready? MO: Totally. Po: I was born ready… oww! Oww!... Oh! Po: How’s Shifu ever going to turn me into the Viper: I’m sorry brother. I thought you said Dragon Warrior? I mean I’m not like the five, you’re ready. I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Po: That was awesome! Let’s go again! Mantis got those thingies. May be I should just MS: I’ve been taking it easy on you, Panda. quit and go back to making noodles. But no more. Your next opponent will be me. MO: Quit? Don’t quit. Noodles? Don’t noodles. Po: Alright. Ya.. Let’s go! You’re too concerned with what was and what MS: Step forth! … The true path to victory is will be. There’s a saying: Yesterday is history, to find your opponent’s weakness… And make tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That him suffer for it. is why it is called the “present” . Po: Oh, yeah! MS: To take his strength and use it against him. - 2 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 Until he finally falls or quits. 1000 scrolls of Kung Fu…. And then he turned Po: But a real warrior never quits. Just don’t bad and now he’s in jail. worry Master, I’ll never quit! Tigress: he wasn’t just a student. Shifu found Tigress: If he is smart he won’t come back up him as a cub. And he raised him as his son. those steps. And when the boy showed talent in Kung Fu, Monkey: But he will. Shifu trained him. He believed in him. He told Viper: He is not going to quit, is he? him he was destined for greatness. It was never Mantis: He’s not going to quit bouncing. I’ll enough for Tai Lung. He wanted the Dragon tell you that. Scroll. But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to Mantis: Who am I to judge a warrior based on the Valley. He tried to take the Scroll by force. his size? So I mean, look at me. I’m over here. And Shifu has to destroy what he had created. Po: Ahh! But how could he? Shifu loved Tai Lung like Viper: May be you should take a look at this he never loved anyone before. What’s it . again. And now he has a chance to make things right. Mantis: Ohh… Okay. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he is Po: Ooch! Stop! Stop it! Eee… ouch! … I stuck with you. A big fat Panda who treats it know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me at all. like a joke. But if I didn’t know any better I’ll say he’s Po: Oh, that’s it! Wait! My fault! I accidentally trying to get rid of me. tweaked his facial nerves. And may have also Mantis: I know he can seem like heartless. stopped his heart. Po: Aaaahh…! Mantis: But you know he wasn’t always like MS: Inner peace… Inner peace … Inner… that. in… in….in… inner peace…. Look whoever is Viper: According to legend there was once a making that flapping sound quiet down. time when Master Shifu actually used to Inner…Oh, Zeng, excellent… I could use smile… some good news now. Mantis: No! MS: Master. Master. Viper: Yes! But that was before… MO: Hmm… Po: Before what? MS: I… I… have… it’s a … it’s a very bad Tigress: Before Tai Lung. news. Crane: Aah..ya. we are not really suppose to MO: Aah… Shifu. There is just news. No good talk about him. or bad. Tigress: Well, if he is going to stay here, he MS: Master, your vision… your vision was should know. right. Tai Lung has broken out of prison. He’s Po: Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung…He on his way. was a student…. The first to ever master the MO: That is bad news…if you do not believe - 3 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 that the Dragon Warrior can stop him. may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit MS: Panda? Master, that Panda is not the in Harjin Province, but will show a lousy Dragon Warrior. He wasn’t even meant to be tipper. here. It was an accident. Crane: Really? So, how did you get out of MO: There are no accidents. there alive? MS: Yes, I know. You said that already, … Po: I mean I didn’t actually said that, but I twice. Well, that was no accident either. MO: thought it, in my mind. If he could read my Thrice. mind he would have been like…”what!?” MO: My old friend. The Panda will never Order up! You like it? fulfill his destiny, nor you, yours, until you let Mantis: This is really good. go of the illusion of control. Po: Now, come on, you should try my Dad’s MS: Illusion? secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the MO: Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot secret ingredient. make it blossom when it suits me. Nor make it Viper: What are you talking about? This is bear fruit before it’s time. amazing. MS: But there are things we can control. I can Mantis: Wow, you are really a good cook. control when the fruit will fall. I can control Crane: I wish my mouth was bigger. where to plant the seed. That is no illusion, Monkey: Tigress, you got to try this. Master. Tigress: Hmm… it is said that the Dragon MO: Ah… yes, but no matter what you do, that Warrior can survive for months at a time on seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may nothing but the dew of a single Gingko leaf wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get and the energy of the universe. a peach. Po: I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the MS: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung. Dragon Warrior yet. I need lard more than dew MO: Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide and the universe juice. What? it, to nurture it, to believe in it. Mantis: Oh , nothing, Master Shifu. MS: But how? How? I need your help, Master. Crane: Ha… ha…ha…ha… MO: No, you just need to believe, promise me, Po: You will never be the Dragon Warrior Shifu. Promise me, you will believe. unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your MS: I… I will try. teeth. What is the noise you’re making? MO: Hmm… good. My time has come. You Laughter? I have never heard of it. Work hard must continue your journey without me. Panda and maybe someday you’ll have ears MS: What…What?... what are you… wait, like mine. Master! You can’t leave me! Crane: That’s good. MO: You must believe Furious Five: Oh, oh... Po: Ears? It’s not working for you. I thought Po: I’m not scared… yet. Sound like fun, you they’re pretty good. - 4 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 Monkey: It’s Shifu! Dragon Warrior. Po: Of course it’s Shifu. What do you think Po: Ouch! You don’t believe that! Oh! You I’m doing? …. Oo …Master Shifu! Ahh… never believed that. From the first moment I MS: You think this is fuuny! Tai Lung has got here, you’ve been trying to get rid of me. escaped from prison! And you all are acting MS: Yes, I was! But now I ask you to trust in like children! your Master as I have come to trust in mine. Po: What?! Po: You are not my master, and I am not the MS: He’s coming for the Dragon Scroll and Dragon Warrior. you’re the only one who can stop him. MS: Then why didn’t you quit? You knew I Po: Ha… and here I am saying you’ve got no was trying to get rid of you. Yet you stayed. sense of humor. I am gonna… step down…. Po: Ya, I stayed. I stayed because every time What? You’re serious?...And I have to … you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, aaa… not… Master Oogway will stop him. He it hurt! But it could never hurt more than it did did it before. He’ll do it again. every day in my life just being me. I stayed MS: Oogway cannot! Not anymore. because I thought if anyone could change me, Furious Five: Haa? could make me not me… it was you, the MS: Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. greatest Kung Fu teacher of all of China. Tigress: The Panda? MS: But I can change you! I can turn you into MS: Yes, the Panda. the Dragon Warrior. And I will! Tigress: Master please, let us stop Tai Lung, Po: Come on! Tai Lung is on his way right now. this is what you train us for! And even if it takes him a hundred years to get MS: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai here, how are you going to change this into the Lung! It is his! ……. Where did he go? Dragon Warrior? Hah? How? How? How? Po: That’s what I thought. MS: You cannot leave! A real warrior never quit! Po: What? I eat when I am upset, Okay? Po: Watch me! … Come on! How am I MS: Oh! No need to explain. I just thought you suppose to beat Tai Lung? I can’t even beat might be Monkey. He hides his almond you to the stairs. cookies in the top-shelf. MS: You will beat him because you are the Po: Don’t tell Monkey… MS: And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and MS: Look at you. have done a perfect split. Po: Yaa… I know I disgust you. Po: No, this? This is just an accident! MS: No, I mean, how did you get up there? MS: There are no accidents. Come with me. Po: I don’t know,…I…I don’t know, just get the cookies. Po: I know you are trying to be all mystical and - 5 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 Kung Fu-ee. But could you least tell me where Po: Fives! They are dead. No, they are breathing. we are going? ……You drag me all the way out They’re asleep? No, their eyes are open. here for a bath? Crane: We were no match for his nerve attack. MS: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool MS: He has gotten stonger. of sacred tears. Po: Tai lung? Stonger? Po: Uhh?... The pool of… Monkey: He’s too fast! … Sorry, Po. MS: This is where Oogway unraveled the Tigress: I thought we could stop him. mysteries of harmony and focus. This is the birth MS: He could have killed you. Why didn’t he? place of Kung Fu. So you can come back here…and strike fear into MS: Do you want to learn Kung Fu? our hearts. But it won’t work. Po: Yes!!! Po: It might. I mean a little. I’m pretty scared. MS: Then I am your Master? MS: You can defeat him, Panda. Po: Okay!!! Po: Are you kidding? If they can’t…They’re Five MS: Don’t cry. Masters. I’m just one me. Po: Okay!!! MS: But you have the one thing that no one else does. MS: When you focus on Kung Fu, when you Po: You really believe I’m ready? concentrate, you stink. Perhaps that is my fault. MS: You are, Po. I cannot train you the way I trained the Five. I see now that the way to get through to you is MS: Behold, the Dragon’s Scroll. It is yours. with this. Po: Wait. What happens when I read it? Po: Aah, great! Cause I am hungry. MS: No one knows. But legend says you will be MS: Good, when you have been trained you may able to hear a butterfly’s wings beat. eat. Let’s begin! Po: Wow! Really? That’s cool. MS: Yes! And see light in the deepest cave. You Enjoy! will feel the universe in motion around you. Po: Hey! Po: Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I do a MS: I said you are free to eat. quadruple back flip? Have a dumpling. You are free to eat. MS: Focus. Focus. Focus! Po: Am I? Po: Oh, ya…yah. MS: Are you? MS: Read it Po. And fulfill your destiny. Read it and become the Dragon Warrior. MS: You have done well, Panda. Po: Wow…!... it’s impossible to open… Thank Po: Done well? Done well! I have done you. Probably, I loosen it up for you. Okay, here awesome! goes. Aargh…!... It’s blank. MS: The mark of a true hero is humility…. But MS: What? yes, you have done awesome. Po: Here look! - 6 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 MS: No, I am forbidden to look upon it. Blank? I Po: I don’t know, Dad. Honestly, sometimes I don’t … I don’t understand. can’t believe I’m actually your son. Po: Okay, so like Oogway was just a crazy old Dad: Po, I think it’s time I told you something I turtle after all. should have told you a long time ago. MS: No, Oogway was wiser than us all. Po: Okay. Po: Oh, come on, face it, he picked me by Dad: The secret ingredient of my secret accident. Of course I’m not Dragon Warrior. ingredient soup… Ooo..am I kidding!? Po: Ohh… Tigress: But who will stop Tai Lung? Dad: Come here with me, the secret ingredient Crane: He will destroy everything. And is…nothing! everyone. Po: Hah? MS: No…Evacuate the valley. You must protect Dad: But you heard me. Nothing! There is no the villagers from Tai Lung’s rage. secret ingredient. Po: Wait, wait. It’s just plain old noodle soup? Tigress: What about you, Master? You don’t add some kind of special sauce or MS: I will fight him. something? Po: What? Dad: Don’t have to! To make something special, MS: I can hold him off long enough for everyone you just have to believe it is special. to escape. Po: There is no secret ingredient… Po: But Shifu, he’ll kill you. MS: Then I would have finally paid for my TL: I have come home, Master. mistake. Listen to me, all of you. It is time for MS: This is no longer your home and I am no you to continue your journey without me. I am longer your master. very proud to have been your master. TL: Yes, you have a new favorite. So where is this Po? Did I scared him off? Po: Hey, Dad… MS: This battle is between you and me. Dad: Po! It’s good to have you back, son. TL: So that’s how it’s going to be. Po: Good to be back. MS: That is how it must be. Dad: Let’s go, Po. For our next shop, it’s time to TL: I rotted in jail for 20 years, because of your face it. The future of noodles is diced cut weakness! vegetables. No longer slices. Also, I was MS: Obeying your master is not weakness! thinking...maybe this time we’ll have a kitchen TL: You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! You you can actually stand up in. Hmm! You like always knew! But when Oogway said otherwise, that? ...... Po, I’m sorry things didn’t work out. It what did you do? What did you do! Nothing! just wasn’t meant to be. Po, forget everything MS: You were not meant to be the Dragon else. Your destiny still awaits. We are noodle-folk. Warrior. That was not my fault! Broth runs deep through our veins. TL: Not your fault! Who failed my every dream? - 7 - 功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 Who told we should train until my bones cracked? Po: It’s okay. I didn’t get it the first timer either. Who denied me my destiny?!! TL: What? MS: It was never my decision to make! Po: There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you. TL: It is now! Give me the Scroll. … stop it!! Ho, ho, ho, I’m going to pee! Don’t, MS: I would rather die! don’t, don’t… ha…ha…ha… TL: What I ever did, I did to make you proud! TL: You can’t defeat me! You’re just a big fat Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! Tell me! Tell Panda! me! Po: I’m not a big fat Panda. I’m the BIG FAT MS: I … I have always been proud of you…from PANDA!! the first moment, I have been proud of you. And TL: ? The Wushi Finger Hold? it was my pride that blinded me. I love you too Po: Oh? You know this hold? much to see what you were becoming, what I TL: You’re bluffing. You’re bluffing! Shifu was turning you into. I’m…I’m sorry… didn’t teach you that! TL: I don’t want your apology. I want my Po: No, I figured it out. Skedush…! Scroll! … what? Where is it? MS: Dragon Warrior has taken Scroll half way … Master! Shifu! Shifu! Are you okay? across China by now. You will never see that MS: Po, you are alive. … Or we are both dead. Scroll, Tai Lung! Never! Po: No, Master, I didn’t die. I defeated Tai Lung. Po: Hey! … stairs … MS: You did? … wow, it is as Oogway foretold. TL: Who are you? You are the Dragon Warrior. You have brought Po: Buddy… I am the Dragon Warrior. peace to this Valley. … And to me. Thank you. TL: You? Him? He is a Panda. You’re a Panda. Thank you, Po. Thank you, thank you… What are you going to do, Big Guy? Sit on me? Po: No, Master! No, no, no! Don’t die, Shifu, Po: Don’t tempt me. Now, I’m going to use this. please! You want it? Come get it. MS: I’m not dying, you idiot … ahh… Dragon Warrior… I’m simply at peace. Finally. TL: Finally! That Scroll is mine! Po: Oh… so I should stop talking? … That Scroll has given him power. MS: If you can… TL: Finally! Oh, yes. The power of the Dragon Po: want to get something to eat? Scroll is mine! … It’s nothing! S: Ya. - 8 -