郭德纲德云社相声文本-我的大学生活(Guo Degang Deyunshe - my university life comic text)
郭德纲德云社相声文本-我的大学生活(Guo Degang Deyunshe - my
university life comic text)
Crosstalk text, crosstalk, "my college life" Performer: Guo Degang, Xu Deliang
Guo: back to Peking University, I am very pleased, I also Peking University, I am Beijing Daxing
Xu (singing): will you think of the diary you wrote yesterday?
Guo: here comes the trouble
Xu (singing): are you still thinking about your favorite crying tomorrow?
Guo: very fragile when he was a child
Xu (singing): the teachers can not remember, ever loved crying you
Guo: it's crying
Xu (singing): I also accidentally turn photos, just think of you at the same table
Guo: sitting together
Xu (singing): who married you sentimental?
Guo: I can't stand it at first
Xu (singing): who read your diary?
Guo: looking at the diary, I told him to go
Xu (singing): who will make your long offer?
Guo: this eye can't be a singer
Xu (singing): who does your wedding
Guo: I bought it myself
Xu: university life, so far away
Guo: everyone has a day to graduate
Xu: you're gone too
Guo: I'm far away from the madman
Xu: how I miss your hair, my feeling on my chest
Guo: I'm killing you
I remember, no one in the campus, you let me back your friendship
Guo: just your little physique
Xu: I want to say a word to you
Guo: Speaking
Xu: I love you
Guo: Brokeback Mountain?
Xu: I want to kiss you for the last time
Guo: take a basin. I want to vomit
Xu: what are you doing?
Guo: you're disgusting
Xu: what I'm doing is going back to a certain period of time
Guo: ah
Xu: make a memorial ceremony for youth
Guo: Memorial, this word is very magnanimous. What do you pay
homage to?
Xu: my college life
Guo: went to College
Xu: I love my sacrifice
Guo: speaking and reading poems
Xu: for the first time, I was walking on the campus of the University
Guo: never let it go in
Xu: that's for me to report
Guo: Oh, the first day
Xu: the first time I walked on the main road of the university campus, looking at the banners coming on my face, I was very excited
Guo: Oh
Xu: a little trembling with excitement
Guo: is it to welcome new students to enter school?
Xu: carry out deratization campaign
Guo: the trembling on, this is called the public
Xu: you are the mouse?
Guo: this word is not listening
Xu: so my college life begins
Guo: go ahead
Xu: at the same time, I only try
Guo: why?
Xu: Learning
Guo: that's the class
Xu: my study is influenced by our dormitory boss,
Guo: Oh, the boss likes to go to school very much
Xu: painstaking scholarship
Guo: a good student or more?
Xu: very fond of learning
Guo: there was a good result
Xu: so his life is full of academic terms
Guo: that can't be done
Xu: once a bad eye, the Colonel's Hospital: doctor, my eyes, this light projected onto the object, and then reflected to my
When the pupil on the side of the object in the body always produces a peer-to-peer like
Guo: it's complicated
Xu: and this image is not separate from this body,
Guo: good
Xu: instead, it presents a phenomenon of intersection
Guo: Yes
Xu: the doctor thought for a long time: you see the shadow of the thing, right? Yes, yes
Guo: if I were a doctor, I wouldn't have to fight
Xu: the general ability of the doctor is very strong
Guo: This is called generalization ability, which is what Chinese people say
Xu: I was influenced by our dormitory boss
Guo: I don't think you speak like him
Xu: I'm good at learning
Guo: Yes, it is
I learn to learn the evening morning afternoon, eat sleep with dreams to learn learn learn
Guo: Hey, look at the others. That's a good result
Xu: not so good. Unfortunately, when I was sophomore, my interest shifted
Guo: ah? To sophomore, interest shifted, what do you like?
Xu: that big one is four high,
Guo: Yes
Xu: who is good at learning?
Guo: Well, tell me about it. I didn't go to school. I didn't know it very well
Xu: I like sports
Guo: Hey, have a good body
Xu: This is affected by the second in our dormitory
Guo: the eldest brother of his brother
Xu: well!
Guo: brothers can go together is not easy
Xu: he's from Beijing,
Guo: Oh
Xu: Beijing people live on that safe road
Guo: I know
Xu: Beijing four know?
Guo: I know
Xu: on the opposite side of the fourth playground in Beijing
Guo: I bought at the door to eat popsicles
Xu: just stay there
Guo: good
Xu: he goes back to see the ball every weekend
Guo: Uh huh
Xu: his fans, we are fans all over the room,
Guo: Yes
Xu: but there is no TV in our dormitory
Guo: oh! It's a tough day for the dorm
Xu: we speak with the ball when he came back, we are greedy ah,
sad ah
Guo: that's right
Xu: I go back on that day, he was sitting in the dormitory,
unrestrained and frank to take that
Guo: what's wrong?
Xu: it is the centre of McCain: Oh good, a left foot right foot
along with a turn button, even had two forwards!
Guo: Look!
Xu: a midfielder to go
Guo: Yes
Xu: I'm listening. What's this ball? Serie A?
Guo: not
Xu: Premier League?
Guo: not necessarily
Xu: yesterday no ball ah
Guo: just say ah
Xu: listen to it.
Guo: listen to people say Bai
Xu: still the McCain: Ooh, this man is also strong midfield ah, a cross line, winger immediate impact, with a trip over the line.
Guo: Uh huh!
Xu: straight corner kick, corner kick is high and floating, forward forward, when a head
Guo: the ball is coming
Xu: No.
Guo: what?
Xu: let the goalkeeper seal it out
Guo: Look!
Xu: seal out, it doesn't matter, how far has not sealed?
Guo: Uh huh
Xu: the foot of our striker is still left. When the left foot is buttoned, the right foot is a foot, the world wave
Guo: my God, would you wait a minute and wait for a moment, world wave?
Xu: world wave!
Guo: Oh, you can explain this
Xu: people in the world can not play such a beautiful arc, huh?!
Guo: Oh, such a great ability
Xu: the world wave, when it is a kick, hit the post
Guo: how do you do this? And then come again
Xu: again to his feet
Guo: Well, there's plenty of time
Xu: left right, disk keeper.
Guo: Uh huh
Xu: Kongmen!
Guo: Well, look
Xu: heels into the
Guo: make so much strength
Xu: Unfortunately, he didn't shoot
Guo: what?
Xu: Well, a dozen bell bells, they don't play
Guo: Oh, junior high school students play football
Xu: anyway, I was very influenced by him
Guo: you look at this a naomenzi sweat sell enough strength
Xu: I play in the morning, play in the afternoon and play in the evening,
Guo: that's a good body
Xu: No, by the third year, my interest shifted again
Guo: Ooh, again, what was it love?
Xu 3: ah, my first awakening interest in the opposite sex
Guo: I know, I like men
Xu: it? Ah? To love the man more like you
Guo: Junior talent be wary to say you want to change, I believe that children
Xu: so before I, I used to like women too
Guo: later, he liked men
Xu: No, I used to like girls
Guo: now like men
Xu: don't beat me around, OK? I used to like women, but I didn't pursue them
Guo: Yes
Xu: I dare to pursue female classmates in junior middle school
Guo: what a big thing it is
Xu: influenced by the third of our dormitory
Guo: Oh, the second brother
Xu: Why are all brothers?
Guo: the eldest and youngest, three brothers entered together is not easy
Xu: we are a dormitory
Guo: Oh, that's how it came
Xu: they are all brothers
Guo: Well you see, do not have water
Xu: Lover ah
Guo: willing to remain, not always show his face
Xu: love, my lover, when he was twenty-one, he let a woman dumped
twenty-eight
Guo: it's stronger than me. I made ten yellow and more than 20 pieces that year
Xu: he has a lot of experience
Guo: learning from others
Xu: yes. I fell in love with a girl in Chinese Department
Guo: how old is it?
Xu: very beautiful
Guo: beautiful
Xu: more than 20 years old
Guo: Look!
Xu: but I am. I dare not speak to her
Guo: you have to build up your guts
Xu: when we have taught me.
Guo: what do you mean?
Xu: you don't have any experience
Guo: Well, learn from others
Xu: you have to talk to girls, you know? Accosted!
Guo: Yes, it is translated into Chinese.
Xu: anyway, that's what it means
Guo: Uh huh
Xu: you don't know how you ask people
Guo: look for words
Xu: follow me
Guo: learn from him
Xu: she walks ahead. You walk behind
Guo: EH
Xu: when you see nobody
Guo: Uh huh
Xu: you find something, you have nothing on the body, you pick
up something casually from the ground, ask her in the past:
"classmate, you dropped it?"
Guo: that's a way
Xu: don't you know that?
Guo: good idea
Xu: that's a good idea
Guo: Uh huh
I met her in the next.
Guo: it begins
Xu: she's walking in the front
Guo: Uh huh
Xu: I'm following behind
Guo: that's right
Xu: I said to myself, "calm down."
Guo: calm down
Xu: courage, courage!
Guo: take a little more
Xu: have the courage! I patted her shoulder: "classmate, is this brick you dropped?"
Guo: don't mention it. There's nothing else to pick up on the ground!
Xu: she snatched up the brick and patted me
Guo: Yes, the student later became a monk named Lu Zhishen, and she also played a classmate called Kansai town
Xu: never heard of, now the girls are so tough, sassy.
Guo: Oh, very good, a very spiritual.
Xu: it is quite a spirit, although this time did not succeed, but since then, the campus is full of girls and I approached the figure
Guo: you introduce this scene with
Xu: classmate, is this spade you dropped?
Guo: This is an undergraduate with spades. Yeah, shoot him in the dead
Xu: classmate, did you drop this table?
Guo: the pocket is too small to hold, right, call him dead
Xu: classmate, is this isolation pier lost by you?
Guo: you don't have the strength to take up arms? Yes, just write the tablet directly
Xu: I'm not discouraged!
Guo: Yes, you are dead! You go to the construction site, let the object go! Isolation pier classmate, this building you dropped it? Huh?
Xu: I've been beaten by a lot of them
Guo: who doesn't play? Who regrets?
Xu: but I'm not discouraged
Guo: This is called the shame not impatient!
Xu: last time, I saw a beauty in the chemistry lab..
Guo: he's in the chemistry lab. He's not busy
Xu: in front of her, I picked up a test tube on the desk: classmate!
Guo: Speaking
Xu: nothing
Guo: what?
Xu: aqua regia
Guo: ooh! Next time you don't go behind her, you go ahead of her, and you can't just walk the dog
Xu: nothing next time. That's the next time
Guo: what ah
Xu: classmate ~!
Guo: that's sulfuric acid splashed on your face
Xu: have you dropped the paper money?
Guo: I say haunted!! Wang Shuitai is fierce. It's said that even gold can be made
Xu: until the end of the fourth year
Guo: Senior 4
Xu: I still sing my single love song, walk on the campus without love, and be stubborn to think of yourself as a baby
Guo: how can it be a baby?
Xu: 4 is still a virgin is not a baby?
Guo: Yeah, yeah, it's a lot harder than finding a dinosaur
Xu: the fourth is going to be over soon
Guo: graduating soon
Xu: the credits are almost the same
Guo: that's right
Xu: the job is nowhere to go
Guo: yo!
Xu: it's very stressful
Guo: hurry too
Xu: there are one or two families
Guo: not too much
Xu: we don't go to class. We have a lot of our own things. The
teacher quit
Guo: what?
Xu: call it next time!
Guo: Yes
Xu: that morning, I slept in a dazely, I had: ah, wakes up, dude,
today I have to interview, call for
I promise
Guo: why do you have to go to the interview?
Xu: looking for a job!
Guo: Oh
Xu: it's very stressful
Guo: that's right
Xu: Hey, buddy buddy, my class, I was just on today, I can't leave
Guo: Yes
Xu: please promise me
Guo: you have to do it for him
Xu: Hey, dude, I go to work. I can't ask for leave. Please promise me
Guo: Yes, you have nothing to do except the dormitory
Xu: Liang Liang, in fact, on the metaphysics of Ontology
Guo: this man, I know, just said it once again
Xu: I want to go to class
Guo: it can be understood
Xu: but yesterday, twelve or thirteen hours ago
Guo: how accurate?
Xu: that's when I eat
Guo: when you eat
Xu: it's time for me to use water and protein to supplement food
Guo: it's too detailed
Xu: there's a gas coming down the mouth into the abdominal cavity
Guo: don't eat out
Xu: so tonight, I, I, I, I, my lower part of the lower abdomen, there is a burst of pain, like the feeling of pain, this morning up, this feeling is more and more obvious, more and more obvious............ Pull away!
Guo: that's great. You summed it up quite accurately. It's kind of disgusting to listen to him
Xu: I stayed up late last night, too
Guo: did you pull it too?
Xu: how about writing resume?
Guo: resume writing?
Xu: looking for a job
Guo: the pressure is great
Xu: Yes, I slept in a daze. I said, OK. I'll answer it for you
Guo: go to them for their names
Xu: come to the classroom, to sit here, the upper eyelid began to hit the eyelid
Guo: I haven't slept in one night
Xu: eyes closed, dizzy and listen to a teacher named Xu Deliang!
Guo: call him
Xu: arrive!
Guo: promise!
Xu: Zhang three! To Li four! To ~
Guo: Yeah
Xu: Wang five! From - to -
Guo: here comes the man. This is... Wait a minute. How can you make your voice sound high and low?
Xu: afraid the teacher can hear it
Guo: imitate someone else's voice
Xu: of course
Guo: what a genius!
Xu: the teacher said, "Xu Deliang."!
Guo: EH
Xu: why don't you do that?! Why not?.
Guo: Yeah
Xu: look at your eyes! I woke up today, yo, class is two people
Guo: you have to learn a three man's voice was considered a failure
Xu: in an instant, July
Guo: July, graduating soon
Xu: students will each one pursues his onward journey.
Guo: where are you going?
Xu: brothers, they're going to be separated. Well, (singing) friends walk together in their lives
Guo: it's singing again
Xu (singing): those days are no longer, a word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine. The eldest brother went to Guangzhou, the second son went to the United States, the third went to Shanghai, and the old four went to Zhejiang
Guo: there are all
Xu: he went to Heilongjiang. I said, boys and girls, it doesn't matter! Look for me when you go back to school!
Guo: detention? Everyone else has gone. Have you failed? No graduation
Xu: what does not call graduation?
Guo: you stayed
Xu: they said I was English. I didn't graduate. I didn't graduate
Guo: Oh, English, this is tough
Xu: no grade one
Guo: Well, it's a little difficult
Xu: I'm not fitter I grading why ah
Guo: Yes, I sympathize with you. I also did not enter the ballad
troupe because of English
Xu: later they regretted it......
Guo: say your nonsense! Forgot? This is not nonsense in the
North I hug, and you almost
Guo: after graduation, everyone has gone and left you
Xu: luckily, there are exams,
Guo: and exams?
Xu: and make-up!
Guo: Oh you see
Xu: I can't pass the make-up exam
Guo: not!
Xu: not ah
Guo: why?
Xu: I'm looking for a job
Guo: you have to rush to work
Xu: where is your mind to study?
Guo: just talking about crosstalk
Xu: it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter! I have a way
Guo: what's the solution?
Xu: on the day of the exam, I sneaked into the classroom at four o'clock in the morning!
Guo: what are you going to steal?
Xu: what do you steal? I checked the table and pressed it on the table as I checked it
Guo: wouldn't you have this skill,
Finished out moment stamps can make money
Xu: very small characters!
Guo: can you see that look in your eyes?
Xu: they are all English
Guo: my God
Xu: dense all required sentence words, with a table, ho! At first glance, the table was covered with black sheets
Guo: all right, ink makes it too much
Xu: just sit there. I think I passed this time
Guo: no way out
Xu: I can graduate
Guo: Yeah
Xu: eight o'clock and Lahu Lahu pull classmates came in, I see, how didn't know anyone?
Guo: have you spent your eyes?
Xu: normal, make-up, ah, which department have ah
Guo: Yes, maybe there are other
Xu: huh? The teacher doesn't know. When they walked across my desk, they looked at me with admiration
Guo: they haven't seen anything. Look at you
Xu: the heart says, hey hey, start late
Guo: don't grin
Xu: you deserved it!
Guo: none of you are killed
Xu: Yes, I passed!
Guo: bad luck
Xu: send the papers to see my teacher
Guo: how about that?
Xu: studying japanese! I said the teacher was wrong, not the teacher! You see, I'm going to check on it, 206, isn't it 206?
Guo: 206 ah
Xu: how do you speak Japanese? You went into the wrong house. You're all in the wrong house
Guo: all wrong
Xu: are you all in the wrong house?!
Guo: Hey
Xu: the teacher said you show me your ticket, classmates, is the 206, this is a 206. What can I do? I'm going to go to the exam now. I'm not going to the exam now. I can't finish it.
Guo: you go out time stamps
Xu: or I'm going to study Japanese with this?
Guo: you don't necessarily!
Xu: it doesn't work!
Guo: Yes
Xu: what can I do about it?
Guo: what should I do?
Xu: so!
Guo: Uh huh!
Xu: knowing that there are tigers in the mountains
Guo: good!
Xu: inclined to Tiger Hill line!
Guo: good!
Xu: the exam has obstacles, have red heart!
Guo: this poetry of Tang dynasty!
Xu: the foot is like the East wind! Never mind is not the English
test, the 206, I come!
Guo: that's right!
Xu: I'm going to carry the table!
Guo: lack of insight!
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