英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇 人物 : 唐僧 八戒 悟空 白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨 精原型男 女儿国国王 hope you guys enjoy it～改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子 唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。 唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) 唐:八戒， Give the map to me!(严肃的问) 唐:哼 !(唐生气地叫)pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书) 唐:(很吃惊) wow～八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study～ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。 唐:(凑过去)let me have a look ! 八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看 唐:yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来) 唐:(转身训斥八戒)how many times have I told you, You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里) 八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can‟t we think about girls? I just don‟t understand… 唐:(叹气)哎，how many times have I told you, ,This is because…oh 悟空 dance to my song ～ (开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞) 八戒:ok boss， I will listen to you～(无辜地表情) 唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…(四处看看).where is 沙僧,, 悟空:he is feeding the horse . boss I„ll find some food and be back soon, 唐:ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space! (八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样):嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country 唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing,(不解释….) 女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼～ you seldom give me a call。 唐:oh darling….i am sorry. you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。oh damn it ～…they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok ～(挂断电话 一下装的很正经) 悟空: boss ， who are you calling ? 唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? 悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas! 唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you , I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)～don‟t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok 悟空:摸摸头 ok boss 低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去 唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴….. 白骨精上场 白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can I am really pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 clever ……动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞 完 ～ 。 白1:嘿嘿I look great! 蹒跚的走过去 白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy， may god bless you 唐:(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don‟t see I am starving too .get out of here, if you don‟t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼～ 白1:看看悟空和八戒 oh please don‟t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲 在一个离唐不远的地方。 悟空:走过来拿着香蕉 boss ，do you need some more bananas, (悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动， 师傅发现了，开始说:) 唐:, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you, ,If you want to see it， you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don‟t tell Me that you want to see it ， how can I know that you want to see it, 。if you don‟t want to see it ，you also have to tell me that you don‟t want to see it 。then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离 此地) 唐:悟空～come back～ 哎。。。(唐僧摇摇头,继续看书) 白1:(远处偷看到画册)oh …. He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 ! 变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白1和白2 双人舞变换 说话一定要嗲 白2:(曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书:leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头:I said leave me alone～这时，白2开口说话) 白2:hi…. gentleman! 唐:(转头)wow…hi sexy lady!(扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿)come here ,do you want some food,take some bananes。 i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny 白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。。。I just got lost ，and don‟t know where to go now～can you help me, 唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you， you don‟t worry～ 八戒:朝唐僧看看:wow ，what a beautiful girl ～手拍拍悟空 look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god ～our boss is in danger now～ 马上朝白2冲过去 悟空:“monster，I will kill you～“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面 唐:what are you doing, monkey， don‟t be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend～ 悟空:boss, this is a monster， in order to get close to you。,she has changed herself into a charming girl ，she will eat you ～ 唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west….. (悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听) 唐:I think ， you， little monkey need to be punished 悟空:(赶忙说)oh ,no , boss, please 唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise。。。。。! 说 Money ， you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ，，，，just beat it， beat it ，will you listen to me ,will you listen to me ,will you listen to ) me, 悟空抱头大叫:“oh boss enough enough。。。please stop stop I will listen to you“ 八戒过来求情 :“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛 poor money～„ 唐停止念咒 说:“ok、monkey, remember don‟t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now „悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。 唐僧看着八戒:“八戒 you also have to leave here ，your ugly pig face will make my friend scared，go go go ～” 八戒不情愿地离开 白2:hahaha….，白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形 音乐很 恐怖 白原:idiot～ .look who I am (变回原样，唐僧大喊救命)i will eat you…. 唐:啊 ～ 悟空 悟空 八戒 come back come back 白原:哈哈哈 shut up ～ no one can save you now～hahahahahha 仰天大笑 唐掏偷偷出电话:“hi honey，I am in danger now，come and save me‟ ～be quick～„ 白原看到将电话拿过扔掉 白原:‘哼，‟正要杀唐 做出姿势 女:“stop ～白原转过头来 唐”oh darling you just come at the right time ， thank god～“ 女:er ，I didn‟t tell you that I have bought a new airplane with a satellite so I can find you easily ～cool huh, map， 女:monster.i will finish you(举起魔杖，指着白原) 白原:看着很吃惊you are the king of the girl country, it must have been hundreds of years since the last time when we were together 女:I am confused 。who are you , 白原:带上帽子变成一个男子 ，新白娘子传奇音乐响 白原唱者:“oh 娘子 ，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 ～西湖美景三月天哟，春雨如酒柳 如烟勒“ 女:”oh 相公，十年修得共船渡，百年修得共枕眠“ 白原和女合唱:若是千呀年呀有缘，白首同心在眼前。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。。。～ 白首同心在眼前”， 女:oh my darling I miss you all the time ，tears fall down everytime when I think of you 。低声哭泣着。。 白原:哎，边给女擦眼泪 honey， forgive me ，when we were apart last time ，on my way home ，god caught me and I was sent to prison by him、 。a few days ago I just came out secretly～ 女: 哼，not all the monsters are evil，god should not have treated you like that。 白原:oh honey don‟t be sad now I am back ，we can live together forever ，right, 女:”great ， let‟s go back to my country ，this way please ， my airplane is there ～ 两人手拉手向飞机走去～留下唐僧一人。。 唐自言自语;“哎 ，my queen left me ， how can she cheat me and break my young heart, 八戒赶过来看见唐很悲伤 说“boss， what happened, „ 唐:“nothing ,I just miss my mother ok ～ 八戒:oh boss don‟t be sad。When you miss her， you can call her and ask her to be online ～then you can see her through the Internet。I think qq is a good choice ! lets go、where are your brothers , 唐:“ok 八戒， 八戒:boss they are waiting for us， we should continue our journey now 。。。 唐”ok。。。音乐西游记 敢问路在何方 路在脚下、、、