甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today I will select three actresses to perform in this film,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I think that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, I am ok .i just want to ask wether she is ok ?Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...honey ,you hurt my heart...(掩面离去)
丙: God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won many prizes ,such as a Oscar Award, I want to die (抱着导演痛苦)
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my best song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it. near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out. Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know 莎士比亚?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh.. how about 马克吐温?(摇头),and 撒切尔?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here. 甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous person who will become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,(清清嗓子)I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”! 甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I want to die ,you three, come here, 三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
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