老友记台词(中英文对照)

<老友记>台词312TheOneWithAllTheJealousy[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rachelisgettingreadyforherfirstday.]Rachel:(runninginfromherbedroom,wearingonlyatowel)Okay.Hey.Umm.Doeseverybodyhatetheseshoes?Chandler:Ohyeah,butdon'tworry.Idon'tthinkanybody'sgonnafocusonthataslongasyourwearingthattoweldress.Rachel:(toRoss)Tellhim.Ross:(toChandler)It'sherfirstdayatthisnewjob.Yournotsupposedtostartwithher!Chandler:Allright,IsupposeIcanwaitaday.Hey,whatareyoudoingFriday?Ross:Why?Chandler:IneedyoutocometothisbachelorpartyformyweirdcousinAlbert,y'knowhe'sthebotanist.Ross:OhGod.Y'know,botanistsaresuchgeeks.Chandler:Yeah.Isthatadinosaurtie?Ross:Hmm?Oh,yeah.(hemakesagrowlingsound)Phoebe:(entering,withabout20purseshangingaroundherneck)Morning.Rach,I'mherewiththepurses!Chandler:(toPhoebe)Itmusttakeyouforevertofindyourkeys.Rachel:(runningintothelivingroom)Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,Pheebs.Phoebe:Yourwelcome,ohpleasenottheonewiththeturtles.Rachel:No,no,no,noturtlesscareme.Idon'tneedthattoday.Ross:Honey,justrelax,it'sgonnabefine.Hey,umm,.whydon'tIcomedownthereandI'lltakeyououttolunch?Rachel:Ohhoney,thankyou,butMark'stakingmeout.Ross:Markisthatah,thesameMarkthathelpedyougetthejob?Rachel:Yeah,it'skindalikea'goodluckonyourfirstday'sortofthing.(toPhoebe)Isthisactuallyalunchbox?Phoebe:Umm,no,it'sapurse.Andthere'sathermosinit.Rachel:Oh.Chandler:(toRoss)Hey,socanyoumakeitonFriday?Ross:What?Ohyeah,yeahIthinkso.WhyamIinvitedtothisagain?Chandler:WellapparentlyAlberthasnofriends.He'sveryexcitedaboutthebachelorpartythough.Ithinkactuallytheonlyreasonhe'sgettingmarriedissohecanseeastripper.Phoebe:Astripperatabachelorparty,thatissoclich?Whydon'tyougetamagician?!Chandler:Well,ifthemagiciancanopenmybeerwithhisbutcheeks,thenallright.OpeningCredits[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,RossandChandlerareentering,Joeyisonthephone.]Ross:She'shavinglunchwithhim.She'shavinglunchwithhim.Andyoushouldofseenthehugshegavehimwhenshegotthejob.And,and,and,(toJoey)he'sreallygoodlooking.(Joeygivesanenthusiasticthumbsup)WhatamIgonnado?Chandler:Don'tdoanything.Keepitinside.Learnhowtohideyourfeelings!(pause)Don'tcryoutloud.Joey:(hangingupthephone)Yes!Guesswho'sinanauditionforaBroadwaymusical?Chandler:Iwanttosayyoubut,thatseemslikesuchaneasyanswer.Joey:Itisme!It'samusicalversionofTaleofTwoCities.SoIthinkI'mgonnasingNewYork,NewYork,andah,ohIleftMyHeartinSanFrancisco.Ross:AhJoey,Idon'tthinkyougettopickthecities.Joey:What?Ross:Mr.Dickensgetstopick'em.Joey:Who?Chandler:I'llgetyoutheCliffNotes.Joey:Thewhat?Chandler:Theabridgment.Joey:Oh,okay.(toRoss)Thewhat?[Scene:Rachel'soffice,MarkistrainingRachel.]Mark:...andthestylenumber,andtheinvoicenumber,andtheshippingdate.Good.Anyquestionssofar?Rachel:Yeah.Whatkindofdiscountdoweget?Mark:Twentypercent.Rachel:Oh!!Ilovethisjob!(herphonerings)Wow!Myfirstcall.Mark:Here,letme.(answersphone)RachelGreen'sline,howmayIhelpyou?Ross:(onphone)Hi,isRachelthere?Mark:AndwhomayIsayiscalling?Ross:ThisisRoss?Mark:Rossof.....Ross:OfRossandRachel.Mark:Ohhi.It's,it'sMark.Ross:Ohhey,heyMark.Mark:Hey,holdonasecond.Ross:Okay.Rachel:Hihoney!Ross:Hi!What'sah,what'sMarkdoingansweringyourphone?Rachel:Oh,he'sjustgoofingaround.Ross:Ohhhhhyeah,that's,that'sfunny.Whyah,whyisn'thegoofingaroundinhisownoffice?Rachel:Ohhoney,thisishisofficetoo.Itoldyouwe'reJoanna'stwoassistants.Ross:WhydoesJoannaneedtwoassistants,how,howlazyisshe?Rachel:Oh!OhmyGod!WhatdidIjustdo?Ross:What?Rachel:IthinkIjustshipped3,000brastopersonnel.Ohhoney,Igottago.(toMark)Mark,Ineedyou!Ross:Okay,bye-bye.(startsslammingthereceiverdowninanger.)Rachel:Ow!Ross!!Ross:Oh,oh,I'm,I'm,I'msorrysweetie,Iwasjusttryingtoah,I'mdialinganothernumber.(hangsup)[Scene:TheMoondancediner,Monicaiscleaningupwithoneofthewaiters,withherbackturnedtohimsheremovesherfakebreastsandhidesthemunderherwig.]Jeannine:(toMonica)Allright,Ijustgotchangedinthirtysecondssoyoucanbealonewithhim.You'dbettergoforit.Monica:Please,I'mnotgoingforanything.Jeannine:Well,ifyoudon't,Iwill.Monica:Wouldyoupleasego?Jeannine:NightMon.NightJulio.Julio:(toJeannine)Adios.(Monicastartswipingdownthestools,asJuliofollowsalongbehindherreplacingthenapkinholders.)Monica:LookJulio,someonelefttheirbookhere.Julio:Ahactually,thatismine.Monica:Ohyeah,whatareyoureading?Julio:FlowersofEvil,byBeaudalire.Haveyoureadit?Monica:HaveIreadit?(pause)No,areyouenjoyingit?Julio:IthoughtIwould,butthetranslation'snogood.Monica:Yourapoetanddon'tknowit.(sheturnsawayandmakesafacelike'Ican'tbelieveIjustsaidthat.')Julio:ActuallyIah,Iamapoet.Monica:Oh,thenyoudoknowit.(pause)Soumwhatkindofthingsdoyouwriteabout?Julio:Thingsthatmoveme.The,theshadowofatree,achildlaughing,orthislip.(pointstoherlip)Monica:Mine?(pointstoherlowerlip)Righthere?Julio:Icanwriteanepicpoemaboutthislip.(grabsherlowerlip)Monica:Howwouldthatgo?(theykiss)Well,itdidn'trhyme,butIlikedit.[Scene:Joey'saudition.]Joey:(singing)You'vegottopickapocketortwo.Boyyyyssss,(picksahandkerchieffromthepianist'spocket)you'vegottopickapocketortwo..........Director:Lovely,justlovely.Joey:Really?Thanks.Director:ListenJoey,wedefinitelywanttoseeyouforthecallbackonSaturday.Joey:Excellent,I'llbethere.Director:Okay,andlistendon'tforgettobringyourjazzshoesforthedanceaudition.Joey:Ahhh!Myah,myagentsaiditwasn'tadancingpart.Director:Joey,alltherolesgottodancealittle.Butbelievemewithyourdancebackgroundit'llbeapieceofcake.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerisreadingJoey'sresume.]Chandler:....threeyearsofmoderndancewithTwilaTharp!FiveyearswiththeAmericanBalletTheater?!Joey:Hey,everybodyliesontheirresume,okay.Iwasn'toneoftheZoomKidseither.Phoebe:Well,canyoudanceatall?Joey:Yeah,Icandance,y'know.(startstodancereally,really,reallybadly)Chandler:Ohno,no,no,no.Phoebe:(coveringhermouthinshock)What,whatisthat?Joey:Sure,itlooksstupidnow,there'snomusicplaying.(phonerings)Chandler:Allright,Ihavetogetthat,butno-no.(answeringphone)Hello?(listens)(happily)Hi!Yeahlisten,I'm,I'minneedofastripperandIwastoldthatyoudothat.(listens)Letmeaskyouthis,what,whatdoyoudofortheextrahundred?(listens)SowouldI,wouldIhavetoprovidethegrapes?Monica:(entering)Hi!Phoebe:Oh,howwaslastnightwithJulio,senorita?Monica:Itwassooamazing,heissosexy,andsmart,whichmakeshimevensexier.Ohgosh,Igottasoyouthis.Lastnight,wewerefoolingaroundandhestopstowriteapoem.Joey:Getout!Icouldn'tstopifameteorhitme.Chandler:Okay,wehaveourstripper.AmissCrystalChandelier.Joey:Wellsure,younameakidthat,whatdoyouexpectthemtogrowuptobe?Monica:Anywayum,whenheleftheforgottotakethepoemwithhim.Now,Iamliketotallydenseaboutpoetry,butIthinkit'sprettygoodallright.Checkitout.(handsthemthepoem)Joey:(reading)TheEmptyVase.Translucentbeauty...Chandler:Toyourself.(finishing)Hey-hey-hey,y'knowwhatthat'sprettygood.Monica:Ohgood,Ithinksotoo.Pheebs?Phoebe:Ohyeah.Monica:Oh,I'msogladyouguyslikeit.Yay!AllrightIgottagotowork.(triestotakethepoem)Joey:Whoa,I'mnotdone.Monica:Allright,justgiveitbacktomewhenyourdone.Seeyouguys.Chandler:Bye-bye.(Monicaleaves)Phoebe:OhmyGod,ohmyGod!PoorMonica!Chandler:What,what,what?!Phoebe:What?!Hewaswithherwhenhewrotethispoem.Look,(reading)'Myvesselsoemptywithnothinginside.NowthatI'vetouchedyou,youseememptierstill.'HethinksMonicaisempty,sheistheemptyvase!Chandler:Youreallythinkthatiswhathemeant?Phoebe:Oh,totally.Oh,God,oh,sheseemedsohappytoo.Joey:Done.[Scene:Rachel'soffice,herdeskiscoveredwithstuffRosshassenther.]Mark:(reachingthroughtheflowers)Doyouhavethe,theRalphLaurenfile?Rachel:Oh,yeah,sure,it'summ...(shepicksupthisbuganditstartstoplaythethemefromLoveStory)Mark:Wh-what'sthat?Ross:It'sfromRoss,it'salovebug.Mark:Wow!Somebodywantspeopletoknowyouhaveaboyfriend.Rachel:Ohno,no-no-no,that'snot,not,not,whatheisdoing.He'sjust,he'sjustreallyromantic.Man:(toRachel)Ah,excuseme,areyouRachelGreen?Rachel:Yes.Man:(beingjoinedbytherestofthebarbershopquartet)One,two,three...Quartet:(singing)Congratulationsonyourfirstweekatyourbrandnewjob!Itwon'tbelongbeforeyourtheboss.TheBassBarber:Omm-pah,omm-pah,omm-pah.Quartet:(singing)Andyouknowwhowillbetheretosupport...you?!Youroneandonlyboyfriend...TheBassBarber:It'snicetohaveaboyfriend.Quartet:YourloyallovingboyfriendRoss.....Ross!CommercialBreak[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossandRachelareenteringthelivingroomfromherbedroom.]Ross:I'mhurt!I'mactuallyhurt,thatyouwouldthinkthatIwouldsendyouanyofthosethingsoutofanythingotherthanlove.Hurt!Hurt!Rachel:AllrightRoss!!Igetit!!Ross:ImeanmyGod...Rachel:You'rehurt!Ross:...can't,can'taguysendabarbershopquartettohisgirlfriend'sofficeanymorrrrre!!Rachel:Oh,please,Rossitwassoobvious!Itwaslikeyouweremarkingyourterritory.Imeanyoumighthavewellhavejustcomeinandpeedallaroundmydesk!Ross:Iwouldneverdothat!Rachel:Look,Iknowwhat'sgoingonhere,okay,Markexplaineditalltome.Hesaidthisiswhatyouguysdo.Ross:Yeahwellif,if,ifMarksaidthat,thanMark'sanidiot.[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Ross,Joeyarethere.]Joey:Mark'sagenius!Ross:Why?!How?!Howisheagenius?Chandler:Look,don'tyouseewhat'shappeninghere.Insteadofhittingonherrightaway,he'sbecomingherconfidant.Nowhe'sgonnabetheguyshegoestootocomplainaboutyou.Ross:WhatamIgoingtodo?Chandler:Well,whydon'tyousendheramusicalbug,op,noyoualreadydidthat.Allrightlook,you'regoingtohavetogothereyourselfnow,okay,makeafewsurprisevisits.Ross:Idon'tknowyouguys.Chandler:Allrightfine,don'tdoanything,justsithereandtalktous,meanwhilesheistalkingtohimaboutyou.Andhe'sbeingMr.JoeSensitive,andshestartsthinking'Maybethisistheguyforme,becauseheunderstandsme.'Joey:Andbeforeyouknowit,she'swithhim.Andyou'llbeall,'Ohh,man!'Andhe'llbeall,'Yes!'Andus,we'llbelike,'Wh-whoa,dude.'Andprettysoonyou'llbelike,(sadly)'Hhiii,'and,and,and,'Ican'tgo,RachelandMarkmightbethere.'Andwe'llbelike,'Mangetoverit,it'sbeenfouryears!!'Chandler:Hepaintsquiteapicturedoesn'the?[Scene:Rachel'soffice.]Woman:(walkinguptoMark)Here'stheShellySiegalstufffromDecember.Mark:(turningaround)Andwait,I'vegotsomethingforyou.(kissesher)Woman:Mark!!Mark:It'sokay,Rachelknows.Woman:Yeah,butevensoo.(RossappearsinthehallwayjustoutsideofRachel'soffice.)Mark:Ican'thelpit,I'mjust,I'mjustcrazyaboutyou.Rachel:Ohhh!Thatissoosweet!(getsuptogetherselfacupofcoffee)(Rossiseavesdroppinginthehallway.)Mark:Okay,okaylook,IknowI'mbeingMr.Inappropriatetoday,butit'sjustsotough,ImeanseeyouwalkingaroundandIjustwannatouchyouandholdyou,comeonnoone'saround,just,justkissme.(Theystarttokiss,andRossrushesintotheofficetobreakitup.)Ross:Allrightthat's,that'sit!!Getoffher!Mark:Whatisgoingon?Ross:What'sgoingon?!(throwsthelovebugathim)That'swhat'sgoingon!!Rachel:(nowstandingbehindRoss)Ross!(RossfinallylooksatthewomankissingMark.)Ross:Ihavebeendowninyourstorefortwentyminutestryingtogetatie!WhatdoIhavetodotogetsomeservice?!(turnstoRachel)HiRach.(He'sputshishandonhershoulderandsheknocksitaway.)[Scene:Joey'sdanceaudition,Joeyiswarmingup.]Director:AhJoey.JoeyTribbiani.ListenJoey,Igotaproblem,Ijustgotacallfrommydancecaptain,he'shavingarelationshipcrisisandcan'tgetoutofLongIsland.Joey:So,doesthatmeantheauditionisoff?Director:ListenJoey,seeingasyou'vegotthemostexperience,Iwantyoutotakethesedancersandshowthemthecombination.Joey:What?!Director:AwcomeonJoey,it'seasy.Y'know,it'shand,hand,head,head,(veryquickly,Joeywatchesstunned)up,pasdebouree,pasdebouree,bigturnhere,grandsissone,sissone,sissone,slideback,step,step,step,andjazzhands!Joey:It'sah,step-ity,stepandjazzhands.Director:Havefun.Joey:Bye.(doesthejazzhands)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monicaistyingaribbontoavase.]Phoebe:(entering)Hey!Monica:Hey.Phoebe:Whatareyouwrapping?Monica:Oh-ho,lookwhatIgotJulio.Phoebe:Yeah,it'savase.Monica:Yeah,justliketheoneinthepoem.Phoebe:Wellnotexactlyliketheoneinthepoem.Monica:Whatdoyoumean?Phoebe:Rememberhowyousaidyouwerereallydenseaboutpoetry?Oh.(hugsher)[Scene:TheMoondanceDiner.]Monica:(toJulio)So!I'mjustanemptyvase,huh?Julio:What?Monica:Y'know,soIdon'treadasmanyimportantbooksasyoudo,andIdon'twritetrickpoemsthatseemtobeaboutonethingbutareactuallyaboutsomethingelse.Andy'knowwhat,Igetexcitedaboutstupidstuff,likewhenImyPeoplemagazinecomesonSaturday,andthenewHoldEverythingcatalog.Y'knowbutthatdoesnotmeanthatI'mempty,Icareaboutthings.Icareaboutmyfriendsandfamily.Youhavenorighttomakethatkindofjudgmentaboutme.Julio:Whoa,whoa,whoa.Monica:Youdon'tevenknowme...Julio:Whoa,whoa,whoa,thepoemisnotaboutyou.Monica:What?Julio:TheEmptyVaseisnotaboutyou.Mybaby,youmakemesosadthatyouwouldthinkthis.Monica:I'msorry,myfriendPhoebe...Julio:No,it'saboutallwomen.Well,allAmericanwomen.Youfeelbetternow?Monica:(sarcastically)Ohyeah.[Scene:Joey'saudition,thedirectorhasreturnedandwantstoseethecombination.]Director:Allright,let'sdoit!(ThegroupdoesthesamehorribledancethatJoeydidearlierintheshow,exceptthey'realloutofsyncandtheydothejazzhandsattheend.)Director:No,no,no.Whatwasthat?Joey:Iknow,itwasthebestIcouldgetoutofthem.Director:Well,people!Joey:People,people,people.Director:Let'stryitagain,andthistimelet'swatcheverybodywatchJoey.(toJoey)Show'emhowit'sdone.(tothepianist)Countitoff.(Thepianiststartstoplay,andJoeyreadieshimself,andthenrunsoutoftheaudition.)[Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandRachelarethere.]Rachel:Soah,didyouhavefunatthebachelorpartylastnight?Chandler:Ohyeah,yeah!LookwhatIgot,lookwhatIgot.(holdsupapen)See,she'sfullydressed,right?Rachel:Right.Chandler:Andthenyouclickitand,uh-oh,she'snaked.Andthen,andthenyouclickitagainandshe'sdressed.She'sabusinesswoman,she'swalkingdownthestreet,she'swindowshopping,and(clickspen)whoa-whoa-whoa,sh-she'snaked!(Racheljuststaresathim.)Ross:(entering)Hi.Rachel:Hello.Chandler:Y'knowwhat,I'm,I'mgonnaspendsomealonetimewiththepen.Ross:(sitsdownnexttoher)I'msorry,Iwasanidiot.Rachel:Abigidiot.Ross:Abigidiot.Justyouhavetorealizeis,thiswholeMarkthingiskindahardforme.(Guntheriseavesdroppinginthebackground.)Rachel:Honey,whyisithard,Imeanwe'vebeentogetherforalmostayearnow?Ross:Well,IwaswithCarolforlikeeightyearsandIlosther.Andnowifit'spossibleIthinkIloveyouevenmore.So,it'shardformetobelievethatI'mnotgonna,wellthatsomeoneelseisnotgoingtotakeyouaway.Gunther:Letitbeme!Letitbeme!Rachel:Honey,that'sverysweet,itjustseemstomethough,thatiftwopeopleloveeachotherandtrusteachother,likewedo,there'snoreasontobejealous.(shekisseshim)Ross:Igottagetgoing.ByeChandler.Chandler:Oh,okayRoss.Listen,thispeniskindagettingboring,socanyoupickmeupsomeporn?Rachel:Whereyagoing?Ross:Oh,I'vegottogopickupBen,we'vegotaplaydatethisafternoon.Rachel:Ohh,withwho?Ross:Oh,justthiswomanthatImetlastnightattheparty.Rachel:Therewasawomanatthe...(realizes)Thestripper?!Ross:Yeah.Rachel:Youhaveaplaydatewithastripper?!Chandler:Man,Igottagetakid.(looksatthepenandstartslaughing)Ross:Ah,yeah,yeah.Umm,westartedtalkingaftershey'know,didherthing.Anditturnsoutshe'sgotaboyaboutBen'sage,sowe'retakingthemtoagym-boreeclass.Why,isthatokay?Rachel:Sure,isshemarried?Ross:Ahh,no.Rachel:Oh.(startsshakingthesugardowninapacketreallyhard.)Ross:Areyoujealous?Rachel:Noo,Iy'knowIdon'tseewhyshehastoplaywithyou,that'sall.Imeandoesn'tshehaveanyy'knowotherstrippermomsfriendsofherown?Ross:Youaretotallyjealous.Rachel:I'mnotjealous.Allrightthisisabout,umm,peoplefeelingcertainthingsy'knowaboutstrippers.Andy'know,andum,I...Ross:Honey,Iloveyoutoo.Rachel:Ugh.Wait,wait,wait.Ross:What?(Sherunsoverandgiveshimaverypassionatekiss.)Ross:Huh.Rachel:(toChandler)Well,there'sakissthathewon'tforgetforacoupleofhours,y'know.Chandler:Yeah.Eitherthat,oryoujustturnedhimonandsenthimofftoastripper.ClosingCredits[Scene:TheMoondanceDiner.]Man:(entering)IsthereaJuliohere?Julio:(tohim)IamJulio.(Therestofbarbershopquartetenters,andjoinshim.)Man:(singing)MisterPretensous,(Monicastandsupinthebackground)youthinkthere'snoonefiner,wellbutyourpoemsareunpublished,andyouworkinadiner.Quartet:YournoGod'sgifttowomen,that'sallinyourheaddddd.Youarejustabuttmunch.BassSinger:Noonelikesabuttmunch.Quartet:Andyouralsobadinbedd-edd-edd!.(MonicawavesatJulio.)End312嫉妒你们都觉得这双鞋很丑吗?对别担心，没有人会注意的只要你穿着那件浴巾装你跟他说吧这是她履新职的第一天你不该一早就开她玩笑好吧，我可以等到晚上再说你星期五有节目吗?干嘛?你得来参加我的怪堂哥艾勃特的告别单身派对你知道，他是植物学家老天植物学家都神神经经的那是恐龙领带吗?早安瑞秋，我拿皮包来了找钥匙就要找老半天吧谢谢，菲比不客气，拜托你用这个乌龟包包不，乌龟让我害怕今天尤其不是时候亲爱的，别紧张，没问题的我过来跟你一起吃午饭吧?谢了，但马克要带我去吃饭马克?就是那个帮你找工作的马克?对，算是祝我工作顺利那是午餐盒吗?不，是皮包里面还有个热水瓶你星期五能来吗?什么?我想可以吧可是你为什么要请我呢?显然艾勃特没有朋友他对告别单身派对充满期待我想他是为了看脱衣舞娘才结婚的请脱衣舞娘参加告别单身派对你们真是老套为什么不请魔术师?如果魔术师可以用臀部给我开啤酒，那就行她要跟她吃午饭?跟他吃午饭?你该看看她被录取时是怎么拥抱他的而且他相貌堂堂我该怎么办?放在心里学着隐藏你的感情不要大呼小叫猜猜谁得到了百老汇音乐剧的试演机会?我本来要说是你不过这个 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