Zathura勇敢者的游戏2 全英文台词下

.--.word.zlAstronaut:whichoneofyouspunme?Whowasit?Walter:him.Astronaut:don’tbesoquicktoselloutyourbrother,kid.He’sallyougot.LookslikeyougotaprettyseriousZorgonproblem.Walter:yeah,whatdowedo?Astronaut:hide.Danny:hide?They’lljustexplodethewholehouse.Astronaut:we’regonnahidethehouse.Turnoffallthelightsandelectricalappliances.Danny:me?Astronaut:yes,you.go,doit.Youcomeon,killthatflameonthestove.Walter:okay.Astronaut:burninggas.That’sprobablywhatbroughttheminthefirstplace.Okay.Nowgetthepilotlightonthefurnace.Walter:what’sapilotlight?Astronaut:inthebasement.Littleblueflameunderthebigheater.Blowitoutlikeacandle.Likethis.Danny:walter,theastronautguyiswreckingdad’scouch.Comeon.Walter:that’sdad’snapcouch.Astronaut:youwannahelpmegetthisoutofhere?Hitit.Hitit.Danny:what’shappening?Astronaut:comeon.Takeit.Followit.Followit.Thereyougo.That’sit.Zorgons.They’rebig,gnarlylizards.Cold-bloodedheatseekers.Andthetiniestsparkofwarmthwillbringtheminlikemoths.Flyingallaroundthegalaxy.…lookingforanythingtheycouldfindtoburnup.Walter:whydon’ttheyjustburnuptheirownplanet?Astronaut:oh,theyalreadydid.That’snoteventheworstofit.Therealproblemistheirravenousappetite.Theyneverstopeating.Walter:whatdotheyeat?Astronaut:meat.Danny:that’sgood.Astronaut:dude,you’remeat.Danny:areyoudoingthistokeepzorgonsaway?Astronaut:nope.I’mdoingthisbecauseI’vebeeneatingpasteoutofatubefor15years.Walter:thistotallysucks.Danny:why?Walter:he’seatingallourfood.Danny:so?Lupejustwentshopping.Walter:howlongdoyouthinkwe’regonnabeouthere?Itcouldbeweeks.Thenwhat?Danny:Idon’tknow.Walter:whataboutair?Howlongisitgonnalastbeforehebreathesitallup?Danny:Iguess.Walter:I’mgonnasaysomething.Danny:no,wait.Walter.Walter.Walter:dude,that’sourfood.Astronaut:yep.Andyou’rerunninglowonsupplies.Walter:yeah,Iknow.You’reeatingitall.Astronaut:well,asIrecall,thecardsaid,“rescuestrandedastronaut.〞LookstomelikeI’mtheonlyonethat’sdoinganyrescuing…soIdon’tthinkacoupleDagwoodsandwichesistoomuchtoaskfor.Walter:Dog,you’reeatingitall.Astronaut:Ipassedthroughatimesphinctertogethere.Yourealizehowdifficultthatis?Walter:what’satimesphincter?Astronaut:awormhole,aboutyaybig:yousqueezethroughthere…andtellmeyou’renothungryenoughtoeatacarpetshark.Walter:soundslikeyougotalongtripaheadofyou.Astronaut:oh,youtellingmetoleave?Walter:well,Imean.Onceyougetfinisheating,yeah.Astronaut:oh,Ihatetobreakittoyou,butthat’snotyourcall.Hespunme,soit’suptohim.Walter:well,I’mfleetadmiral,andI’mtellingyoutohittheroad.Astronaut:Iapologize,sir.Ididn’t—Ididn’trealizeyouwereafleetadmiral.Infact,I…I’mafleetadmiraltoo.It’sjustacard,bugnuts.Well,hewantsyoutoleavetoo.Astronaut:thatture,danny?Youwantmetosplit?Walter:ofcoursehedoes.Astronaut:Hey,mouthpiece…lethimanswer,allright?Ineedtohearitfromthebigguy.Danny:well…Walter:danny,tellhimyouwanthimtoleave.Danny:well,hedidhelpoutalittle.Walter:help?Heburnedourcouchandnowhe’seatingallourfood.Youcallthathelping?Astronaut:youknowwhat?I’mjustgonnago.Ifeellikeathirdwheelanyways.Imean,youguysaresuchatight,unifiedteamhere.You’redoinggreattoo.Igottatellyou,thehouselooksfantastic.SoI’lljustgetoutofyourhair…andletyouguyswhompsomemorezorgonbuttwithoutme.Danny:wait.Walter:whosebrotherareyou,hisormine?Danny:youcanstay.Astronaut:ordersareorders.comeon,admiral,yourturn.Danny:I’msorry.Walter:shutup.Danny:Ithinkhecanhelp.Astronaut:okay.Whyhaven’tyouguysstartedyet?Danny:we’rewaitingforyou.Astronaut:okay,well,I’mhere,soturnthatclockwise—Walter:yeah,Iknowhowtoplaythegame.Astronaut:okay.Walter:hangonasecond.Something’swrong.Astronaut:what?Walter:Iwasaheadofyou.Danny:somebodymusthavekickedtheboard?Walter:no,nobodykickedtheboard.Youcheated.Danny:no,Ididn’t.Walter:youcheated.Iknewyouweregonnacheat.Astronaut:“cheater〞isastrongword.Danny:Ididn’tcheat.Ididn’tcheat.Astronaut:guys,guys.Please.bringitdown.Indoorvoices.Now,didyoumovethepiece?Danny:maybeImovedthepiecebyanaccident.Astronaut:okay.Itwasanaccident.Walter:howcanyoumoveapiecebyaccident?It’sstuckthegame.It’simpossible.Youcheated.Astronaut:no,no,no,let’snotusethatword.No,stopsaying〞cheated〞.Walter:youcheated!Cheater!Danny:Ididn’tcheat!Astronaut:comeon.Okay?Now,wheredidyoumovefrom?Danny:Iwasrighthere.Walter:no,youweren’t.youwerebackthere.Astronaut:okay.okay.Here,careful.Walter:god.Astronaut:okay,it’sfixed.Walter:you’resuchababy.Danny:I’mnotababy.Astronaut:slowdown.Slowdown.Danny:I’mnotababy.Walter:you’reababy.Astronaut:nobodyisababyhere.Danny:Iamnotababy!Walter:you’realittlebaby.Danny:I’mnotababy!Astronaut:jeez,itwon’tstop!Please.Okay,let’splaythegame.Walter:fine.Won’tstopspinning.Danny:what’swrongwithit?Walter:youbrokeit.Astronaut:oh,look,there’sthecard.see?Itfixeditself.Walter:〞Caughtcheating.automaticejection〞?doesitmeanme?Danny:well,youdidmovethepiece.Walter:he’stheonewhocheated.Danny:walter!Hangon,walter!I’llsaveyou.Walter:help!Danny:waitaminute!Igotanidea!I’mgonnaswingthislampuptoyou…andyougrabit.andI’llpullyoudown.Walter:Ican’thangonanylonger!Danny:don’tworry,I’llgetanotherlamp.Astronaut:standback.Danny:walter?Walter.Oh,no.youokay?Areyouokay?Walter:getawayfromme.Danny:sorry.Walter:don’ttalktometillwegethome.Astronaut:thatlookcoolfromdownhere?Becauseupthereitwas—itwasprettyintense.Myheart’spumpingprettygood.Thatwasfun.Walter:canyoujustplaysoIcangettheheckoutofhereandgetawayfromyou?Danny:ItoldhimIwassorry.Walter:Whatever.Astronaut:okay,youknowwhatweneedtodo?Weneedtogetourheadsright,okay?Pullittogether.Asateam.Thethreeofus.You’reup,bigman.Bringushome.Igotyou,buddy.Ipromise.What’sitsay?Walter:hecan’tread.“losemapofgalaxy.Gobacktwospaces.〞Lisa:I’mfreezingmyassoff.Fortydegrees?Thosesavages.Walter:yes,nine.Danny:goodroll.Walter:Goodroll?Nine’sagreatroll.Danny:Imeantgreat.It’sgold.Walter:〞shootingstar,makeawishasitpasses.〞That’sgottabethebestcardinthewholegame.I’malmosttotheend,look.AfewmoreandIwin.Danny:Ihopeyouwin.Idon’tcarewhowins.Walter:becauseyouneverwinatanything.Astronaut:Hey.Walter:what,that’swhyhecheats,hecanneverwin.Danny:no,Idon’t.Walter:yeah,youdo.Andyoualmostgotmekilled.Danny:itwasn’tmyfault.Walter:it’snotyourfault?Howisitnotyourfault?Thisisallyourfault.Everything’syourfault.It’syourfaultmomanddadgotdivorced.Astronaut:Hey.Danny:Yousuck.Astronaut:danny.Walter:Igetmywishnow,don’ti?Astronaut:yeah.Don’tdoit.Walter:don’tdowhat?Astronaut:don’twishwhatyou’rethinking.Walter:youdon’tknowwhatI’mthinking.Astronaut:yeah,well,Icantellitain’tgood.Listen.Nomatterhowgoodanideaseemslikewhenyou’reangry…itneveris.Yougottatrustmeonthisone,walter.What’dyouwishfor?Walter:Ican’ttellyou.Astronaut:tellme.Walter:youknowtherulesaboutwishing.IfItoldyou,itwon’t—Astronaut:tellmewhatyouwishedfor.Walter:getoffme.Astronaut:danny.danny.Walter:thecardworked.Astronaut:yeah.Itworked,congratulations.We’restuckinspacenowforever.Danny:leavehimalone.Astronaut:whatdidyouwishfor?Walter:this.Astronaut:Youwishedforafootball?Walter:signedbyBrettFavre.Danny:why’dyouwishforafootball?Youcouldhavejustwishedthegameover.Youcouldhavewishedusoutofhere.Walter:Iwasunderalotofpressure.Hewasyellingatme.Danny:whywereyouyellingathim?Astronaut:okay,guys.Here’sthething.I’veplayedthisgamebefore.Okay?Iplayeditwithmyownbrother15yearsago.Walter:you’reaplayer?Astronaut:yeah.Justlikeyouguys.Wewerefightingalotbackthen.Andwhenthegamestarted,itgotevenworse.Everytimewespun,wegotmadderandmadderatoneanother.AndthemIlandedonthestarspace.Thesameonethatwalterjustlandedon.Well,Iwassomadathim,thatwhenthestarpassed…Imademywish.Walter:what’dyouwishfor?Astronaut:Iwishedthatmybrotherhadneverbeenborn.Danny:oh,mygod.Astronaut:soonasIdidit.Ifelthorrible.Ithought,youknow,ifIcouldspinagain…maybeI–Icouldlandonanotherstarspaceand—andwishhimback.Butthegamewouldn’tletme…becauseitwasn’tmyturn.Waltertherearesomegames…youcan’tplayalone.Walter:so,whatdowedonow?Astronaut:wegobackdownstairsandwefinishthisthingonceandforall.Nomorecheating.Nomorearguing.Allyouguyshavetodoisspinafewmoretimes.I’llhelpyoufightoffwhatevercomesout.Deal?Walter:deal.(一言为定)Danny:deal.Astronaut:isitgettinghotinhere?Youblewoutthepilotlightonthefurnace,right?Stayput.Zorgons.Danny:Mygerbil(沙鼠)wasinthere.Astronaut:thisisbad.Thisisverybad.Walter:why?Wedidn’tgeteaten.Astronaut:wheredidyouleavethegame?Danny:inthelivingroom.Walter:great.Thegame’souronlywayhome,andnowthezorgonsareburningit.Astronaut:thereisonethingwecando.Waitingforaninvitation?Comeon.Putyourbackintoit.Danny:comeon.Whyarewedoingthis?Lisa:walter?Youguysactuallysetthehouseonfire!Walter:lisa’sback.Danny:Lisa’sunfrozen.Walter:you’reokay.You’reokay,lisa.Lisa:getoffme!Getoffme!Tryandfindthefireextinguisher!Walter:no,lisa,wait.No,lisa,wait.Danny:no,lisa,no.Walter:stop!Lisa,don’t.Danny:thezorgonsareattactedtofire.Walter:lisa,stop.No,lisa,don’tdoit!Danny:no,lisa,don’tdothat.Wegottakeepthefire.thezorgonsareattactedtofire!Walter:lisa,wait.No,lisa,don’tdoit.Danny:no,lisa.Walter:great.Danny:nowwe’llnevergetthegameback.Astronaut:okay.Don’tworry.They’reback.Lisa:whothehellareyou?Astronaut:yeah,Theastronaut,fromthegamewe’rein.dannyspunme.Lisa:whatisthat?Whatisthat?What’sgoingon?Wherearewe?Somebodypleasetalktomerightnow!Astronaut:allright,they’rearmingtheharpoons.They’regonnaboardus.Lisa:what’sgonnaboardus.Astronaut:Guys.Lookalive.Lisa:what’sgonnaboardus?Walter:thezorgons.Lisa:what’sazorgons?Dannya:they’relizard-men.Theyeatmeat.We’remeat!Lisa:comeon,let’shidedownstairs!Astronaut:Okey,listen,whentheydock..I’llsneakontheshipandstealthegame.Yougotit?Walter:hangon.Astronaut:what?Walter:didshesaydownstairs?Danny:oh,no.Astronaut:hey,hey.Juststaywithus,andeverythingwillbeokay.Lisa:I’llneverleaveyou.Astronaut:move,move,move.Go,go.Okay,it’sgottenprettyseriousoutthere.Ineedyouguystohideinhere.I’llkeepintouchwiththese.Walter:theywon’twork.Dannybrokethem.Hepulledofftheantenna.They’recompletelydestroyed.Astronaut:testing.Walter:itworks.Astronaut:listen,keepthevolumelow.Onlyusethatifyouneedme.Danny:wa—wait,whereareyougoing?Astronaut:I’mgonnagofindthegame.Lisa:hehasgorgeouseyes.What?Heobviouslyfeelsveryprotectiveoverme.Ijust…Ijustfeelsosafearoundhim.Astronaut:zorgons.Oh,mygod.theplaceiscrawlingwiththem.They’reallovetthebasement.Wait,IthinkinthecornerIseethegame.Yeah,theboxisrightthere.Hangon,I’m—I’mgonnagetcloser.Danny:didhegetthegame?Walter:hello?Danny:What’sgoingon?Walter:areyouthere?hello?Danny:what’shappening?Walter:Hello?Lisa:ishedead?Astronaut:thegamewasrightthere.Itwasrightacrossfromthefurnace.Icouldn’tgetit.There’stoomanyofthemdownthere.They’realloverthebasement.Walter:arethereanyupstairs?Astronaut:notyet.Butassoonasthey’redonedownthere…Lisa:it’sokay.Youtriedyourhardest.Webelieveinyou.Walter:Willyouplease?Astronaut:okay.Danny:thedumbwaiter.Astronaut:What?Danny:thedumbwaiter(送菜升降机)isacrossfromthefurnace.It’salittleelevator.Youcouldsneakrightinit…we’llloweryoudown…youcouldgrabthegame…andwe’llpullyourightbackup.Soeasy.Rightwalter?Walter:yeah,buthe’stoobig.Astronaut:yeah.Danny:itwasagoodplan,though.Astronaut:itwasagreatplan.Lisa:yeah,itwas.Walter:itwas.Danny:toobadhewouldn’tfit.Walter:Iwouldn’tevenfit.Astronaut:Isurewishweknewsomeonethatwassmallenough.Danny:dowereallyneedthegame?Walter:howyoudoinginthere?Danny:okay.Walter:listentome.It’sgonnaberealeasy,okay?Justgonnaloweryoudownthere,grabthegame,andwe’llpullyouup.Danny:yeah.Walter:nothing’sgonnahappentoyou,okay?Danny:yeah.Walter:BecauseI’myourbrother.Andthat’swhatbeingabrothermeans.MeansI’llneverletanythinghappentoyou.okay?Danny:yeah.Walter:okay.Thisisjustgonnatakeafewseconds.okay?Danny:heywalter.Walter:yeah?Danny:I’msorryIcheated.Walter:Iknow.Astronaut:youreadytodothis?Danny:I’mready.Lisa:he’srightthere.Danny:guys,whydidyoustop?Guys,comeon.I’mnotatthebottomyet.Astronaut:helpme,comeon.that’sit.Pull,pull.Comeon,comeon.Go.Go.Lisa:they’reback.They’recomingupthestairs.Astronaut:getoutofhere.Goon.Go,go,go.Danny:ohno.guys.Itwasjustthebox.Wait.Iseethegame.It’sonthezorgonship.ButIthinkIcangetit.Astronaut:danny,donotgetonthatship.Juststayput.We’llcomeandgetyou.danny.Dannylistentome.thezorgonsareuphere.Juststayput.Thepulleybroke—figureout—wegotrope—sojuststayput.Danny.danny,areyouthere?Danny,thezorgonsareuphere.Ifyoucanhearme,listen.We’renotpullingyouuprightnow.stayput.Wejustsawone.Holdtight.lDanny:it’sjustagoat.it’sjustagoat.it’sjusta–it’snotagoat.it’snotagoat.it’snotagoat.it’snotagoat.it’snotagoat.it’snotagoat.it’snotagoat...guys,pullmeup.Theygotgoatswithfoureyes.Guys!quick!.Ihavethegame!Walter.Walter:ItoldyouIwouldn’tletanythinghappentoyou.comeon.Robot:emergency.Alienlifeform.Mustdestroy.Walter:hestillwantstokillme.Danny:usethecard.Walter:reprogram.Robot:Alienlifeform.Mustdestroy.Walter:guessthat’swhatthereprogramcard’sfor.Danny:Ilikethatcard.Walter:it’sagoodcard.Danny:Where’slisa?Lisa:lisa..isupstairsAstronaut:whatfell?Littleexcessive,butIlikeit.Comeon.Comeon.Comeon.Comeon.Okay,spinit,buddy.Almostthere.Igotit.“flunkspaceacademy,gobackIspace.〞Danny:I’mnotevengonnacommentonthat.Walter:myturn.〞hittimewarp,goback3spacesrepeatlastturn.〞“shootingstar,makeawishasitpasses.〞Igetanotherwish.Thanksforhelpingusout.Iwishtheastronauthadhisbrotherback.Danny:youwishedfortwoofme.Walter:Iwishedtheastronautguyhadhisbrotherback.Astronaut:Danny.Danny‘1:Whoareyou?Astronaut:it’sme.It’swalter.I’myourbrother.Walter:what?Danny:wha--?Danny’1:no,you’renot.Heis.Astronaut:yes.I’molder,butI’mhim.Icamebackforyou.Walter:what’sgoingonhere?Danny:thatwasawesome.Astronaut:thankyou.Walter:I.…Ididn’t—Astronaut:youdidagoodjob.YoudidbetterthanIdid.Walter:thanks.Astronaut:now,makesurehegetshomesafe,okay?Walter:okay.Hewasme.Danny:Yeah.Lisa:oh,mygod.AndIwantedto—Walter:ten.Youneed10towin.Needa10.needa10…Danny:one.god.Isuck.Walter:“wouldyouliketoswingonastar.Moveahead9space.〞Danny,youwon.Danny:Iwon?Lisa:hewon?Walter:youwon,danny.Youbeatthegame.Youwonthegame.Wecangohome.Danny:Ireachedzathura!Walter:“gameover.Thankyouforplaying〞?Lisa:that’sit?Danny:nowwhat?Walter:Ithinkwe’rehome.Danny:it’sablackhole!Zathuraisablackhole!Walter:danny!Danny:no!Tv:Two-runshot.Areyoukiddingme?A’sup5-4,keithfoulkeleadsthebigsinhomeruns…givenupbyarelieverwithsix.Bottomnine.Redsoxdown,5-4.OctavioDotelinforthesave.Heain’treallysavingawholelot.Hewalks“bigpapi〞Ortiz…totieuptheinning.KevinMillarupnext.AfteranOrtizwalk,ninthinning….Danny:walter?Walter:don’tpushthatbutton.Tv:Let’sgetbacktothehereandnow.there’snowayit’sgonnahappenagain,isit?Noway,no,itdoesn’thappenagain.Millarpopsouttoleftfield.Danny:Richard’sback!Ididit.Walter:youwonthegame.Danny:Iwonthegame.Ibeatthezathura.Walter:we’rehome.Danny:wedidit.We’rehome.Father:Idistinctlyrememberaskingyouguysnottokilleachother.Walter:dad,itwassoawesome.Therewasthisgame…Danny:anditsentustoouterspace.Walter:Andtherewasablackhole.Wealmosthadtostayforever.Danny:Istolethegamefromthezorgons.Walter:andIsawmyselfolder.Father:soundslikealotoffun.it’salmost3:00.Andmom’sgonnabehereanyminute.Graballgamesandbooks.Whateveryouwannataketoherhouse.Comeon,getreadytogo.Walter:goodthrow.Righttothechest.Catchthisone.Danny:caughtit.Walter:nice.Allright,ready?Herewego.BrettFavretakesthesnap.He’slooking.It’sagreatpass.Touchdown.Danny:touchdown.Walter:Justasecond,mom.Danny:Heymom.whathappenedtothefootballsignedbyBrettFavre?Walter:it’sgone.Danny:whathappenedtoit?Walter:itneverhappened.Danny:allright.Lisa:weneverspeakofthis,okay?Walter:neverhappened.Danny:neverhappened.Walter:stillthinkIhavegorgeouseyes?Lisa:walter.Walter:what?教育之通病是教用脑的人不用手，不教用手的人用脑，所以一无所能。教育革命的对策是手脑联盟，结果是手与脑的力量都可以大到不可思议。