功夫熊猫(英文对白)

片头加载中...MovieEnglish电影英语Legendtellsofalegendarywarrior,whosekungfuskillswerethestuffoflegend.Hetravelledthelandinsearchofworthyfoes.Iseeyouliketochew.Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist.Thewarriorsaidanythingforhismouthwasfull.Thenheswallowed.Andthenhespoke.Enoughtalk.Let'sfight.Hewassodeadlyinfact,thathisenemieswillgoblind,fromoverexposuretopureawesomeness.Myeyes!He'stooawesome!Andattractive.Howcanwere-payyou?Thereisnochargeforawesomeness.Orattractiveness.Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced.Theywerenomatchforhisvoracity.Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved.EventhemostheroicheroesinallofChina,TheFuriousFive.Bowedinrespecttothisgreatmaster.Weshouldhangout.Agreed.Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait.Causewhenyou'refacingthetenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain.Thereisonlyonethingthatmattersandthat抯...Getup!You'llbelateforwork.Po...Getup!Hey,Po.Whatareyoudoingupthere?Ahh..nothing.Monkey,Mantis,Crane,Viper,Tigress...Roarrrr!Ahh...Po.Let'sgo.You'relateforwork.Coming!SorryDad.Sorry,doesn'tmaketheNoodles.Whatwereyoudoingupthere?Allthatnoise?Oh...nothing.Justhadacrazydream.Aboutwhat?Uh?Whatwereyoudreamingabout?WhatwasI...aah......Iwasdreamingabouta...Noodles.Noodles?Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?Uhh...Ya,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?Oh,careful.Thatsoupis-sharp!Oh...happyday.Mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledream.Youdon'tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment.Thisisasign,Po.Uh...asignofwhat?Youarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredient,...ofmysecretingredientsoup.Andthenyouwillfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.JustasItookoverfrommyfatherwhotookoverfromhisfather.whowonitfromafriendoveragameofmahjong.Dad,dad,dad.Itwasjustadream.1No,itwastheDream.WuXiangnoodles.Po,brothrunsthroughourveins.ButDad,didn'tyoueverwantedtodosomethingelse?Something,besidenoodles.Actually,whenIwasyoungandcrazy.Ithoughtofrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.Sowhydidn'tyou?Oh,becauseitwasastupiddream.Canyouimaginememakingtofu?Ha,ha,ha.Tofu!No,weallhaveourplaceinthisworld.Myishereandyoursis......Iknow"ishere".No,itstables2,5,7and12.Servicewithasmile.Welldone,students......ifyouweretryingtodisappointme.Tigress,youneedmoreferocity.Monkeygreaterspeed.Crane,height.Viper,subtlety.Mantis...MasterShifu...MasterShifu...What?It...itsMasterOogway,hewantstoseeyou.MasterOogway,yousummonedme?Issomethingwrong?Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?So,nothingiswrong?Well,Ididn'tsaythat.Youweresaying?Ihavehadavision.TaiLungwillreturn.Thatisimpossible.He'sinprison.Nothingisimpossible.Zeng,flytoChordomPrison.Tellthemtodoubletheguards,Doubletheweapons.Doubleeverything.TaiLungdoesnotleavethatprison.Yes,MasterShifu.Oneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.Wehavetodosomething.Wecan'tjusthavehimmarchinthevalley.Andtakehisrevenge.He'll,he'll...Yourmindislikethiswatermyfriend.Whenitisagitated......itbecomesdifficulttosee.Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.TheDragon'sscroll.Itistime.Butwho?Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower?TobecometheDragonWarrior.Idon'tknow.Excuseme.Sorry.Oo...oosorry.Hey,watchitPo.Sorry.Aah...Oop!Sorry,athousandpardon.What?MasterOogwayischoosingaDragonWarrior,today.Everyone,everyone,go!GettotheJadePalace!OneofthefiveisgoingtogettheDragon'sScroll.Wehavebeenwaitingathousandyearsforthis.Justtakethebowl!ThisisthegreatestdayinKungFuhistory!Don'tworryaboutit.Justgo!Po!Whereareyougoing?TotheJadePalace.Butyou'reforgettingyournoodlecart.Thewholevalleywillbethereandyouwillsellnoodletoallofthem.Sellingnoodles?ButDad.YouknowIwas2kindofthinking,maybeI...Ya?Iwaskindofthinking,maybeI...Ahh...Haa..?Couldalsosellthebeanbuns.They'reabouttogobad.That'smyboy!Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign.Ya...I'mgladIhadit.Almostthere.What?No!No!No!SorryPo.We'llbringyoubackasouvenir.No,I'llbringyoubackasouvenir.It'sahistoricday.Isn'titMasterOogway?Yes.TheoneIfearedIwouldnotlivetosee.Areyourstudentsready?Yes,MasterOogway.Nowknowthisoldfriend...WhomeverIchosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou.Letthetournamentbegin!No,no,no,wait!I'mcoming.Hey!Openthedoor.Letmein!CitizensoftheValleyofPeace.Itismygreathonourtopresenttoyou,Tigress,Viper,Crane,Monkey,Mantis.TheFuriousFive!Ah...Ah...Ahh...They'reTheFuriousFive!Aah..aah...ouch!Warriorsprepare!Blast,No,QuickPo.Readyforbattle.Thethousandtonsoffire!Ho...ha...howw!Wow...Lookatthat!Hey!Getoutoftheway!Uhh...Oh...ohh!Ah...ah...aah!Hiyaah...ouch!Andfinally,MasterTigress.Believemecitizens,youhavenotseenanythingyet.Iknow!MasterTigressfacesIronArmsanditsBladesofDeath.IsensetheDragonWarriorisamongus.CitizensoftheValleyofPeace,MasterOogwaywillnowchoosetheDragonWarrior.Hah...butta...No,no,nowait!Yaa...ahh.Ha...ha...haah!Ha...ha...haah.Po!Whatareyoudoing?WhatdoesitlooklikeI'mdoing?Stop!Stop!I'mgoingtoseetheDragonWarrior.ButIdon'tunderstand,youfinallyhavethenoodledream.Ilied.Idon'tdreamaboutnoodles,Dad.IloveKungFu...uuu!Ohcomeonson.Let'sgetbacktowork.Heay...okay.Ahh...aahh...aah.Po!...Heay...heay...hey.Oh...Somebody...Oh.What'sgoingon?...Where?Whyareyoupointing...?Oh.Okay.Sorry.IjustwantedtoseewhotheDragonWarriorwas?Howinteresting?3Master,areyoupointingatme?Him.Who?You.Me?TheuniversehasbroughtustheDragonWarrior.What?What?What?What!Stopwait.Whotoldyouto...MasterOogway,wait.Thatcrabbypandacan'tpossiblybetheanswertoourproblem.YouwereabouttoappointtheTigress.andthatthingfellinfrontofher.Thatwasjustanaccident.Therearenoaccidents.ForgiveusMaster.Wehavefailedyou.No.Ifthepandahasnotquitbymorning,thenIwouldhavefailedyou.Wait,wait,wait!IbringamessagefromMasterShifu.What?Doubletheguard.Extraprecautions.Yourprisonmaynotbeadequate?Youdoubtmyprisonsecurity?Absolutelynot!Shifudoes.I'mjustthemessenger.I'llgiveyouamessageforyourMasterShifu.EscapefromChordomprisonisimpossible.Impressiveisn'tit?Yes,veryimpressive.Itisveryimpressive.Onewayin.Andonewayout.Onethousandguardsandoneprisoner.Yes,exceptthatprisonerisTaiLung.Takeusdown.Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahhOh...oo...oh..Ohmy...BeholdTaiLung.I'llumm...I'lljustwaitrighthere.It'snothingtoworryabout.It'sperfectlysafe.Bothposts.Attheready.Heytoughguy.Didyouhear...OogwayisfinallygoingtogivesomeonetheDragonScroll......andit'snotgoingtobeyou.Whatareyoudoing?Don'tgethimmad.Whatishegoingtodoaboutit?I'vegothimcompletelyimmobilised.Haa...haa...haa...haa!Oh...DidIsteponthewoolykiddy'stail?I'mgonna...I'veseenenough.I'mgonnatellShifuthathehasnothingtoworryabout.No,hedoesn't.OkayI'lltellhimthat.Hmm...Canwepleasegonow?Oh.Waitasecond.Ithinktherehasbeenaslightmistake.Err...EveryoneseemstothinkI'merr...Ahh...ThesacredHallofWarriors.Noway.Lookatthisplace.MasterFlying-Rhino'sarmour.Withauthenticbattledamage!Wow...theSwordofHeroes.Saidtobesosharp,youcancutyourselfjustbylooking...Aah!...Oww!4TheinvisibleDragonofDestiny.Uuhhs...I'veonlyseenpaintingsofthatpainting.Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha...Heeyah...yah..Aah...ah...ah..Noo..!Ho...oh,oh,oh...ThelegendaryUrnofWhisperingWarriors.SaidtocontainsoulsoftheentireTenshuarmy.Hello?Haveyoufinishedsightseeing?Sorry.Ishouldhavecometoseeyoufirst.Mypatienceisrunningthin.Ohh?Well.Imean,it'snotlikeyouaregoinganywhere.Youturnaround.Sure.Hey,howisitgoing?Howdoyouget500...MasterShifu!...Ooh!...Ohh...whooo...Someonebrokethat...ButI'mgoingtofixit...I...Doyouhavesomeglue...Whooo....Aah...ouch...ooo!I'veasplinter.SoyouarethelegendaryDragonWarrior?Hmm...Ahh,Iguessso?Wrong!YouarenottheDragonWarrior.YouwillneverbetheDragonWarrior......untilyou'velearnedthesecretoftheDragonscroll.Wow...so...Howdoesthiswork?Doyouhavealadder?atrampolineor...?Umph...Youthinkitisthateasy?ThatI'mjustgoingtohandyouthesecrettolimitlesspower?No!I...OnemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofKungFuandthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeonelikeyou.Someonelikeme?Yes!Lookatyou!Thisfatblob.Flabbyarms.Thosearesensitive.intheflabbyparts.Andthisridiculousbelly.Hey...whooo...Andutterdisregardforpersonalhygiene.Nowwaitaminute.That'salittleuncalledfor.Don'tstandthatclose.Icansmellyourbreath.Listen,OogwaysaidthatIwasthe...Uh...theWushiFingerHold.Never...MasterShifudon't...Haa...oh...Youknowthishold?DevelopedbyMasterWushiinthe3rddynasty.Yes.Oh.ThenyoumustknowwhathappenswhenIflexmypinky.No,no,no...Youknowthehardestpartofthis?...Thehardestpartiscleaningupafterwards.Humm...Okay.Okay,takeiteasy.Nowlistenclosely,Panda.Oogwaymayhavepickedyou,butwhenI'mthroughwithyou,...Ipromiseyou,you'regoingtowishhehadn't.Areweclear?Yes,we'reclear,we'reclear.Wearesoclear.Good.Hmm,Hmm,Hmm.Ican'twaittogetstarted.Let'sbegin.Wait,wait,wait.Now?Yesnow.UnlessyouthinkthatthegreatOogwaywaswrongandyouarenottheDragonWarrior.Okay.Well,Idon'tknowifIcandoallofthosemoves.Well,ifwedon'ttry,wewillneverknow,willwe?Yes,it'sjust,maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedtomylevel.Andwhatlevelisthat?Wellyouknow...I'mnotamaster,butlet'sjuststartatzero.Levelzero.Thereisnosuchthingaslevelzero.Hey,maybeIcanstartwith5that.That.Weusethatfortrainingchildren.Andpoppingthedooropenwhenitishot.Butifyouinsist.Wow...TheFuriousFive.You'resomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures.Exceptforyou,Mantis.You'reaboutthesame.Goahead,Panda.Showuswhatyoucando.Ahh...Aretheygoingtowatch?OrshouldIjustwaituntiltheygetbacktoworkorsomething?Hitit.Okay,Imean,Ijustate,andsoI'mstilldigesting,somyKungFumaynotbeasgoodaslateron.Justhitit.What'dyougot?You'vegotnothingcos'Igotitrighthere.Youpickingonmyfriends?Getreadytofellthethunder.Comeon,crazyfeet.What'reyougoingtodoaboutcrazyfeet?Comeon.I'mablur.I'mablur.You'veneverseenBearstyle.You'veonlyseenPrayingMantis.OrMonkeystyle.Imaginesnake-kiddySnake.Wouldyouhitit!Alright.Alright.Whydon'tyoutryitagain?Alittleharder.How'sthat?Oohhh...Oh,thathurts!ThiswillbeeasierthanIthought.Feelingalittlenausea...Ouch,ouch,ouch!Oohh...Mytenders.HowdidIdo?Thereisnowalevelzero.Don'tdenythat.Idon'tunderstandwhatMasterOogwaywasthinking.Poorguyisgoingtogethimselfkilled.Heissofighty.TheDragonWarriorfelloutoftheskyinaballoffire.Whenhewalks,theverygroundshakes.OnewouldthinkthatMasterOogwaywouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknewKungFu.Yes.Orcouldatleasttouchhistoes.Orevenseehistoes.Okay.Great.Ooouuch!Ohhey.Hi.You'reup?Amnow.Iwasjust..er...someday...eh?TheKungFustuffishardwork,right?Yourbicepssore.I'vehadalongdayandratherdisappointingday,so...er...Ya...Ishouldprobablygettosleepnow.Ya...Ya...ofcourse.Okay.Thanks.It'sjust,I'msuchabigfan...YouguysweresototallyamazingatthebattleoftheWeepingRiver.Outnumbered.Athousandtoone.But,youdidn'tstop.Youjust,....Oh.Sorryaboutthat.Ahh...Lookyoudon'tbelonghere.Er...Iknow,Iknow.You'reright.Idon'thaveit.It'sjust,mywholelife,Idreamof...No,no,no.Imeantyoudon'tbelonghere,Imeaninthis6room.Butthisismyroom.PropertyofCrane.Oh,okayright,right.So...Ya,youwanttogettosleep.Keepingyouup.We'vegotbigthingstomorrow.Alright.Youareawesome.ThelastthingI'mgoingtosay.Okay,bye-bye.Whatwasthat?Ididn'tsayanything.Okay.Alright.Goodnight.Sleepwell.Seemalittlebitawkward.MasterTigress,didn'tmeantowakeyou.Justa...Youdon'tbelonghere.Ahya...ya,ofcourse...Thisisyourroom...Imeanyoudon'tbelongintheJadePalace.You'readisgracetoKungFuandifyouhaveanyrespectofwhoweare,andwhatwedo,youwillbegonebymorning.Bigfan.Iseeyou'vefoundtheSacredPeachTreeofHeavenlyWisdom.Isthatwhatthisis?I'msosorry.Ithoughtitwasjustaregularpeachtree.Iunderstand,youeatwhenyouareupset.Upset?I'mnotupset.WhywouldIbeupset?So,whyareyouupset?IprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinthehistoryofKungFu.InthehistoryofChina.Inthehistoryofsucking.Probably.AndtheFive...man,youshouldhaveseenthem,theytotallyhateme.Totally.How'sShifuevergoingtoturnmeintotheDragonWarrior?ImeanI'mnotliketheFive,I'vegotnoclaws.Nowings,novenom.EvenMantisgotthosethingies.MaybeIshouldjustquitandgobacktomakingnoodles.Quit.Don'tquit.Noodles.Don'tnoodles.Youaretooconcernedwithwhatwasandwhatwillbe.There'sasaying.Yesterdayishistory,Tomorrowisamystery,Buttodayisagift.Thatiswhyitiscalledthe"present".OhNo!What'shappening?Toyourbattlestations!Go!Go!Go!FireCross-Bow!Fire!Fire!TaiLung'sfree.ImustwarnShifu.Youarenotgoinganywhere.Neitherishe!Letgoofme.Bringitup!Wait!Bringitback!He'sgoingthisway.Hewon'tgetfar.Archers!WeDead.Sovery,verydead.Ha..Ha.Notyet,we'renot.Now!Canwerunnow?Yes.IamgladShifusentyou.IwasbeginningtofeelI'mbeingforgotten.Flybackthereandtellthem,therealDragonWarrioriscominghome.7GoodMorning,Master.Panda!Panda!Wakeup!Hmm,hmm,hmm...He'squitted.WhatdowedonowMasterwiththePandagone?WhowillbetheDragonWarrior?Allwecandoisresumeourtrainingandtrustthatintime...thetrueDragonWarriorwillberevealed.Whatareyoudoinghere?Haa...hey.GoodMorningMaster.IthoughtI'llwarmupalittle.You'restuck.Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck?No...Thisisoneofthe...Ya...I'mstuck.Helphim.Ohdear.Liftmeonthree.One,two,....Thankyou.Don'tmentionit.Noreally.Iappreciateit......Ever.Youactuallythoughtyoucouldlearntodoafullsplitinonenight.Ittakesyearstodeveloponesflexibility.Andyearslongertoapplyitincombat.Putthatdown!Theonlysouvenirswecollectdownherearebloodyknucklesandbrokenbones.Yaa...ha...ha...ha.Excellent!Let'sgetstarted.Areyouready?Iwasbornready...Oww!Oww!...Oh!.I'msorrybrother.Ithoughtyousaidyou'reready.Thatwasawesome!Let'sgoagain!I'vebeentakingiteasyonyouPandabutnomore.Yournextopponent......willbeme.Alright.Ya...Let'sgo!Stepforth!Thetruepathtovictoryistofindyouropponent'sweakness.Andmakehimsufferforit.Ohyeah.Totakehisstrengthanduseitagainsthim.Untilhefinallyfallsorquits.Butarealwarriorneverquits.Don'tworryMaster,I'llneverquit.Ifheissmarthewon'tcomebackthosesteps.Buthewill.He'snotgoingtoquit,ishe?He'snotgoingtoquitbouncing.I'lltellyouthat.Oouch!Ithoughtyousaidaccupuncturewillmakemefeelbetter.Trustmeitwill.It'sjustnoteasyfindingrightnervepointsunderallthis...fat?Fur!Iwasgoingtosayfur.Sureyouwere.WhoamItojudgeawarriorbasedonhissize?SoImean,lookatme.I'moverhere.Haa...aah...Maybeyoushouldtakealookatthisagain.Ohh...Okay.Oouch!Stop!Stopit!Eee...ouch!IknowMasterShifuistryingtoinspiremeandall.ButifIdidn'tknowanybetterI'llsayhe'stryingtogetridofme.Iknowhecanseemlikeheartless.Aaahh...!Butyouknowhewasn't8alwayslikethat.AccordingtolegendtherewasonceatimewhenMasterShifuactuallyusedtospy...No...Yes,butthatwasbefore...Beforewhat?BeforeTaiLung.Aah...ya.Wearenotreallysupposetotalkabouthim.Wellifheisgoingtostayhereheshouldnow.Guys,guys,IknowaboutTaiLung.Hewasastudent.Thefirsttoevermasterthe1000scrollsofKungFu.Andthenheturnedbadandnowhe'sinjail.Hewasn'tjustastudent.Shifufoundhimasacub.Andheraisedhimashisson.AndwhenthechildshowedtalentinKungFuShifutrainedhim.Hebelievedinhim.Hetoldhimhewasdestinedforgreatness.ItwasneverenoughforTaiLung.HewantedtheDragonScroll.ButOogwaysawdarknessinhisheartandrefused.Outraged,TaiLunglaidwastetotheValley.HetriedtotaketheScrollbyforce.AndShifuhastodestroywhathehadcreated.Buthowcouldhe?ShifulovedTaiLunglikehehasneverloveanyonebefore.What'sit?Andnowhehasachancetomakethingsright.TotrainthetrueDragonWarrior.Andheisstuckwithyou.AbigfatPandawhotreatsitlikeajoke.Ohh...That'sit!Wait!Myfault!Iaccidentallytweakedhisfacialnerves.Andmayhavealsostoppedhisheart.Innerpeace.Innerpeace.Inner...in...in...ininnerpeace.Lookwhoeverismakingthatflappingsoundquietdown.Inner...Quaaa!Oh,Zeng,excellent.Icouldusesomegoodnewsnow.Aaahh....Master.Master.Hmm...I...I..have...It'sa...It'saverybadnews.Aah...Shifu.There'sjustnews.Nogoodorbad.Master,yourvisionwasright.TaiLunghasbrokenoutofprison.He'sonhisway.Thatisbadnews......ifyoudonotbelievethattheDragonWarriorcanstophim.Panda?Master,thatPandaisnottheDragonWarrior.Hewasn'tevenmeanttobehere.Itwasanaccident.Therearenoaccidents.Yes,Iknow.Yousaidthatalready.Twice.Well,thatwasnoaccidenteither.9Thrice.Myoldfriend.ThePandawillneverfulfillhisdestiny,noryou,yours.Untilyouletgooftheillusionofcontrol.Illusion?Yes.Lookatthistree,Shifu.Icannotmakeitblossomwhenitsuitsme.Normakeitbearfruitbeforeit'stime.Buttherearethingswecancontrol.Icancontrolwhenthefruitwillfall.Icancontrolwheretoplanttheseed.Thatisnoillusion,Master.Ah...yes,butnomatterwhatyoudoThatseedwillgrowtobeapeachtree.Youmaywishforanappleoranorange.Butyouwillgetapeach.ButapeachcannotdefeatTaiLung.Maybeitcan,ifyouarewillingtoguideit,tonurtureit.Tobelieveinit.Buthow?How?Ineedyourhelp,Master.No,youjustneedtobelieve.Promiseme,Shifu.Promiseme,youwillbelieve.I...Iwilltry.Hmm...Good.Mytimehascome.Youmustcontinueyourjourneywithoutme.What?...what?...whatareyou...Wait!Master.Youcan'tleaveme.Youmustbelieve.Master.I'mnotscared...yet.Soundlikefun.Hemaybeawolf.YoumaybethescariestbanditinHarjinProvince.Butyou'realousytipper.Really.So,howdidyougetoutoftherealive?ImeanIdidn'tactuallysaidthat,butIthoughtit,inmymind.Ifhecouldreadmymindhewouldhavebeenlike...what?Orderup!Youlikeit?Thisisreallygood.Now,comeon.Youshouldtrymydad'ssecretingredientsoup.Heactuallyknowsthesecretingredient.Whatareyoutalkingabout?Thisisamazing.Wow...youarereallyagoodcook.Iwishmymouthwasbigger.Tigress,yougottotrythis.Hmm...ItissaidthattheDragonWarriorcansurviveformonthsatatimeonnothingbutthedewofasingleGingkoleafandtheenergyoftheuniverse.Iguessmybodydoesn'tknowit'stheDragonWarrioryet.Ineedlardmorethandewandtheuniversejuice.What?Ohnothing,MasterShifu.Ha...ha...ha...ha!YouwillneverbetheDragonWarriorunlessyoulose500pounds.andbrushyourteeth.Whatisthenoiseyou'remaking?Laughter?Ihaveneverheardofit.WorkhardPandaandmaybesomedayyou'llhaveearslikemine.That'sgood.Oh...oh,yup.10Ears?It'snotworkingforyou.Ithoughtthey'reprettygood.It'sShifu!Ofcourseit'sShifu.WhatdoyouthinkI'mdoing?MasterShifu.Aahh...Youthinkthisisfunny!TaiLunghasescapedfromprison!Andyouallareactinglikechildren!What?He'scomingfortheDragonScrollandyou'retheonlyonewhocanstophim.Ha...andhereIamsayingyou'vegotnoasenseofhumour.Iamgonna...stepdown.What?You'reserious?AndIhaveto...aaa...not...MasterOogwaywillstophim.Hediditbefore.He'lldoitagain.Oogwaycannot!Notanymore.Haa?OuronlyhopeistheDragonWarrior.ThePanda?Yes,thePanda!Masterplease,letusstopTaiLung?Thisiswhatyoutrainusfor!No!ItisnotyourdestinytodefeatTaiLung!Itishis!Wheredidhego?Youcannotleave!Arealwarriorneverquit!Watchme!Comeon!HowamIsupposetobeatTaiLung?Ican'tevenbeatyoutothestairs.YouwillbeathimbecauseyouaretheDragonWarrior.Ouch!Youdon'tbelievethat!Oh!Youneverbelievedthat.FromthefirstmomentIgothere,you'vebeentryingtogetridofme.Yes,Iwas!ButnowIaskyoutotrustinyourMasterasIhavecometotrustinmine.YouarenotmyMaster.AndIamnottheDragonWarrior.Thenwhydidn'tyouquit?YouknewIwastryingtogetridofyou.Yetyoustayed.Ya.Istayed.stayedbecauseeverytimeyouthrewabrickatmyheadOrsaidIsmelled,ithurt!Butitcouldneverhurtmorethanitdideverydayinmylifejustbeingme.IstayedbecauseIthoughtifanyonecouldchangeme,couldmakemenotme......itwasyou.ThegreatestKungFuteacherofallofChina.ButIcanchangeyou!IcanturnyouintotheDragonWarrior.AndIwill!Comeon,TaiLungisonhiswayrightnow.Andevenifittakeshimahundredyearstogethere.HowareyougoingtochangethisintotheDragonWarrior?Hah?How?How?How?Idon'tknow!IdonotknowThat'swhatIthought.ThisiswhatshetrainsforitTigress!Don'ttryandstopme.Wearenottryingtostopyou.What?Wearecomingwithyou.What?IeatwhenIamupset,okay!Oh!Noneedtoexplain.Ijustthoughtyoumightbemonkey.Hehideshisalmondcookiesinthetop-shelf.11Don'ttellMonkey.Lookatyou.Yaaa..!IknowIdisgustyou.No,Imean,howdidyougetupthere?Idon'tknow,...I...Idon'tknow.Justgetthecookies.Andyetyouare10feetoffthegroundandhavedoneaperfectsplit.No,this?Thisisjustanaccident!IknowyouaretryingtobeallmysticalandKungFu-ee.Butcouldyouleasttellmewherewearegoing?Youdragmeallthewayouthereforabath?Panda,wedonotwashourpitsinthepoolofsacredtears.Uuh?...Thepoolof...ThisiswhereOogwayunraveledthemysteriesofharmonyandfocus.ThisisthebirthplaceofKungFu.DoyouwanttolearnKungFu?YesThenIamyourMaster.Okay!Don'tcry.Okay.WhenyoufocusonKungFu,whenyouconcentrate,youstink.Butperhapsthatismyfault.IcannottrainyouthewayItrainedtheFive.Iseenowthatthewaytogetthroughtoyouiswiththis.Aahgreat,causeIamhungry.Good,whenyouhavebeentrainedyoumayeat.Let'sbegin.Afteryou,Panda.Justlikethat.Nosit-ups.No,ten-milehike.Ivowedtotrainyouandyou'vebeentrained.Youarefreetoeat.EnjoyHey!Isaidyouarefreetoeat.Haveadumpling.Youarefreetoeat.AmI?Areyou?Iamnothungry.Master.Cutit!WhereistheDragonWarrior?Howdoyouknowyouarenotlookingather?YouthinkI'mafool.IknowyouarenottheDragonWarrior.Noneofyou!Iheardhowhefelloutoftheskyonaballoffire.Buthe'sawarriorunlikeanythingintheworldhaseverseen.Po?Sothatishisname.Po!Finally,aworthyopponent.Thebattlewillb