英文冷笑话三则
英语一：时间对我们俩来说都是金钱
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.“
哦，这是一个普遍说法。在这个问
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上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程
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上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.“
哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。
英语冷笑话二：偷走啤酒的猴子
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”
英语冷笑话三：你娶了我的妈妈
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
爸爸打趣地问道：噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?
Little boy: Grandma.
小男孩：奶奶。
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
爸爸：等一下，你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
小男孩：为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。
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