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功夫熊猫字幕文本 Kung Fu Panda 2 Legend tells of a legendary warrior 3 ...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. 4 He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. 5 l see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist! 6 The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. 7 Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. 8 Enough talk. Let's fight! 9 Shashabooey! 10 He was so deadly in fact, 11 That his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. 12 - My eyes! - He's too awesome! 13 - And attractive. - How can we repay you? 14 There is no charge for awesomeness. 15 Or attractiveness. 16 Kablooey! 17 It mattered not how many foes he faced. 18 They were no match for his bodacity! 19 Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved. 20 Even the most heroic heroes in China, 21 The Furious Five, 22 Bowed in respect to this great master. 23 We should hang out. 24 Agreed. 25 But hanging out would have to wait. 26 Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, 27 there’s only one thing that matters and that's... 28o! Get up! 29 You'll be later for work! 30 What? 31o! Get up! 32o. What are you doing up there? 33 Nothing. 34 Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper Tigress! 35o! Let's go! You're late for work. 36 Coming! 37 Sorry, Dad. 38 Sorry doesn't make the noodles. 39What were you doing up there? All that noise. 40 Nothing. l just had a crazy dream. 41 About what? 42 What were you dreaming about? 43 What was l...? 44 l was dreaming about... 45 ...noodles. 46 Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? 47 Yeah. What else would l be dreaming about? Careful! That soup is sharp. 49 Oh, happy day! 50 My son finally having the noodle dream! 48 51 You don't know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment. 52 This is a sign .Po. 53 A sign of what? 54 You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient 55 of my Secret ingredient Soup. 56 Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! 57 As l took it over from my father, who took it over from his father... 58 ...who won it from a friend in mahjong 59 Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream. 60 No, it was the dream. 61 We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins. 62 But, Dad, didn??t you ever want to do something else? 63 Something besides noodles? 64 Actually, when l was young and crazy, 65 l thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. 66 Why didn't you? 67 Because it was a stupid dream. 68 Can you imagine me making tofu? 69 Tofu. 70 No! We all have our place in this world. 71 Mine is here, and yours is... 72 l know, is here. 73 No, it??s at tables 2, 5, 7, and 12 74 Service with a smile. 75 Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me. 76 Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed. 77 Crane, height. Viper, subtlety, Mantis... 78 - Master Shifu. - What?! 79 It’s Master Oogway. He wants to see you. 80 Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong? 81 Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? 82 So, nothing??s wrong? 83 Well didn't say that. 84 You were saying? 85 l have had a vision. 86 Tai Lung will return. 87 That is impossible! He is in prison. 88 Nothing is impossible. 89 Zeng! 90 Fly to Ohorh-Gom prison and tell them 91 to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything! 92 Tai Lung does not leave that prison! 93 Yes, Master Shifu! 94 One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. 95 We must do something! We can't let him march on the valley, take his revenge???ð! 96 He'll... 97 Your mind is like this water, my friend. 98 When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. 99 But if you allow it to settle... 100 ...the answer becomes clear. 101 The Dragon Scroll. 102 It is time. 103 But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? 104 To become the Dragon Warrior? 105 l don't know. 106 Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. 107 Watch it! 108 - Sorry. - Suck it up! 109 - Sorry. - A thousand pardons. 110 What? 111 Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today! 112 Everyone! Go?? Get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll! 113 We've waited 1,000 years for this! Take the bowl! 114 This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go! 115o! Where are you going? 116 To the Jade Palace. 117 You're forgetting your noodle cart. 118 The whole valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them. 119 Selling noodles? 120 But, Dad,l was thinking, maybe l... 121 - Yeah? - l was thinking maybe l... 122 ...could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad. 123 That's my boy! 124 l told you that dream was a sign. 125 Yeah. Glad l had it. 126 - I??m a kung fu warrior! - Me, too! 127 - There ??s a sport at the top. - Let's go. 128 Come on. Come on! 129 Almost there. 130 What? 131 No! Oh, no! 132 - Sorry, Po. - We'll bring you back a souvenir. 133 No. I’ll bring me back a souvenir. 134 It is an historic day. 135 Isn't it, Master Oogway? 136 Yes, and once l feared l would not live to see. 137 Are your students ready? 138 Yes, Master Oogway. 139 Know this, old friend. 140 Whomever l choose will not only bring peace to the valley... 141 ...but also to you. Let the tournament begin! 142 Let the tournament begin! 143 No, no, wait! 144 I??m coming! Wait, wait! 145 Hey! Open the door! 146 Let me in! 147 Citizens of the Valley of Peace, 148 It is my great honor to present to you...Tigress! 149 Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis! 150 The Furious Five! 151 Yeah, the Furious Five! 152 Warriors, prepare! 153 Wait. No. Oh, crack-hole. 154 - Ready for battle! - Yeah. 155 The Thousand Tongues of Fire. 156 Look at that. 157 Hey! Get out of the way! 158 And finally Master Tigress! 159 And believe me, citizens; you have not seen anything yet. 160 l know! 161 Master Tigress! Face iron Ox and 1 his Blades of Death. 162 l sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. 163 Citizens of the Valley of Peace, 164 Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior! 165 Oh, no! No, no, wait! 166 Yeah. 167o! 168 What are you doing?! 169 What does it look like I??m doing?! Stop! 170 I??m going to see the Dragon Warrior! 171 But l don??t understand. You finally had the noodle dream! 172 l lied. l don't dream about noodles, Dad. 173 l love kung fu! 174 Come on, son. Let's get back to work. 175 OK. 176 What's going on? 177 Where...? 178 What are you 181 How pointing...? 179 OK. Sorry. 180 l just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.interesting. 182 Master, are you pointing at me? 183 - Him. - Who? 184 - You. - Me? 185 The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior! 186 - What? - What?! 187 - What?! - What?! 188 Stop, wait! Who told you to...? 189 Master Oogway, wait. 190 That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. 191 You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her! 192 That was just an accident! 193 There are no accidents. 194 Forgive us, Master. We have failed you. 195 No. lf the panda has not quit by morning 196 Then l will have failed you. 197 Wait! Wait, wait, and wait! I bring a message... 198 ... From Master Shifu 199 What?! 200 ''Double the guard?!'' ''Extra precautions?!'' 202 ''Your prison may not be adequate?!'' 203 You doubt my prison security?! 204 Absolutely not. 205 Shifu does. I’m just the messenger. 206 I’ll give you a message for your Master Shifu. 207 Escape from Ohorh-Gom prison is impossible! 208 Impressive, isn’t it? 209 it??s very impressive. 210 It??s very impressive. 211 One way in, one way out. 212 One thousand guards and one prisoner. 213 Yes, except that prisoner... 214 ...is Tai Lung. 215 Take us down. 216 What are you doing? 217 Oh, my. 218 Behold Tai Lung. 219 I’m just gonna wait right here. 220 It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. 221 Crossbows! At the ready! 222 Crossbows? 223 Hey, tough guy, did you hear? 224 Oogway's giving someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you. 225 What are you doing? Don’t get him mad. 226 What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilized [immobilaiz] 使不能动. 227 Did l step on the white kitty's tail? 228 I’m good. I’ve seen enough. 229 I’ll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry about. 230 No, he doesn't. 231 I’ll tell him that. 232 Can we please go now? 233 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 234 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 235 Wait a second! 236 l think there's been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that I’m... 237 The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! 238 Look at this place. 239 Master Flying Rhino's armor with authentic battle damage! 240 The Sword of Heroes! 241 Said to be so sharp，that you can cut yourself just by looking. 242 The invisible Trident of Destiny! 243 I’ve only seen paintings of that painting. 244 No! 245 The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. 246 Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army. 247 Hello. 248 Have you finished sight-seeing? 249 Sorry， should have come to you first. 250 My patience is wearing thin. 251 Well，I mean, it’s not like you were going anywhere. 252 - Would you turn around? - Sure. 253 How's it going? 254 How do you get 5,000... Master Shifu! 255 Someone... broke that. 256 But I’ll fix it. Do you have some...? 257 ...glue? 258 A splinter. 259 So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior? 260 - l guess so. - Wrong! 261 You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until... 262 ...you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. 263 So, how does this work? 264 Do you have a ladder, or a trampoline , or...? 265 You think it's that easy? That I’ll just hand you the secret 266 - To limitless power? - No, I.. 267 One must first master the highest level of kung fu. 268 And that is impossible if that one is someone like you. 269 Someone like me? 270 Yes, look at you! This fat butt ! Flabby arms! 271 Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. 272 And this ridiculous belly. 273 And utter disregard for personal hygiene . 274 Now, wait a minute. That's uncalled for . 275 Don't stand that close. l can smell your breath. 276 Listen, Oogway said l was... 277 The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! 278 Oh, you know this hold? 279 Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty. 280 Then you know what happens when l flex my pinky. 281 - No, no! - You know the hardest part of this? 282 The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. 283 OK, OK, take it easy. 284 Now listen closely, panda. 285 Oogway may have picked you, but when I’m through with you, 286 l promise you, you’re going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear? 287 Yeah, we’re clear. We're so clear. 288 Good. 289 l can't wait to get started. 290 - Let's begin. - Wait, wait, and wait. 291 What? 292 - Now? - Yes, now. 293 Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior. 294 Oh, OK, well... 295 l don't know if l can do all of those moves. 296 Well, if we don't try, we’ll never know, will we? 297 Yeah, it’ s just; maybe we can find something more suited to my level. 298 What level is that? 299 Well, I’m not a master, but... 300 ...let's just start at zero. Level zero. 301 No. There is no such thing as level zero. 302 - Maybe l can start with that. - That? 303 We use that for training children and propping the door open when it's hot. 304 But if you insist... 305 The Furious Five! 306 You're bigger than your action figures. Except, you, Mantis. You're the same. 307 Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do. 308 Are they gonna watch, or should l wait till they get back to work? 309 Hit it. 310 OK, yeah. I mean just ate. So I’m still digesting. 311 So my kung fu might not be as good as... later on. 312 Just hit it. 313 All right. 314 What you got? You got nothing,’ cause l got it right here. 315 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,460 You picking on my friends? Get ready to 2 feel the thunder . 316 I’m coming at you with crazy feet. 317 Come on. I’m a blur .I’m a blur. You've never seen bear style. 318 You've only seen praying mantis . 319 Or monkey style. 320 Or l could come at you snackety-snake. 321 Would you hit it! 322 All right. All right. 323 Why don't you try again? A little harder. 324 How's that? 325 That hurts. 326 This will be easier than l thought. 327 I'm feeling a little nauseous ! 328 Those are hard! 329 My tenders. 330 How did l do? 331 There is now a level zero. 332 - There’s no word. - No denying that. 333 What was Master Oogway thinking? 334 The poor guy's gonna get himself killed. 335 He is so mighty ! 336 The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire! 337 When he walks, the very ground shakes! 338 One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu. 339 Yeah, or could at least touch his toes. 340 Or even see his toes. 341 OK. 342 Hi. You're up. 344 l am now. 345 l was just... 346 Some day, huh? Great. 343 347 That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore ? 348 I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day, so... 349 Yeah, l should probably get to sleep now. 350 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, thanks. 351 It’s just... Man, l’m such a big fan! 352 You guys were amazing Of course. - at the Battle of Weeping River. 353 Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn't stop. You just... 354 Sorry about that. 355 Look, you don't belong here. 356 l know. l know. You're right. 357 I don't have... I just... 358 My whole life l dreamed of... 359 No, I meant you don't belong here. l mean, in this room. This is my room. 360roperty of Crane. 361 OK. Right, right. 362 So, you want to get to sleep. 363 - Yeah. - I’m keeping you up. 364 We got big things tomorrow. 365 All right. You're awesome. Last thing I’m gonna say. Bye-bye. 366 What was that? 367 I didn't say anything. 368 OK. All right. Good night. 369 Sleep well. 370 That seemed a little awkward. 371 Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you. 372 - You don't belong here. - Yeah,of course. 373 This is your room. 374 l mean, you don't belong in the Jade Palace. 375 You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have 376 any respect for who we are and what we do, 377 You will be gone by morning. 378 Big fan! 379 I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. 380 Is that what this is? I’m so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. 381 I understand. You eat when you are upset. 382 Upset? I’m not upset. What makes you think I’m upset. 383 So why are you upset? 384 I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu. 385 In the history of China. In the history of sucking! 386robably. 387 And the Five! Man, you should’ ve seen them! They totally hate me. 388 Totally. 389 How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? 390 l mean,l'm not like the Five. 391 I’ve got no claws , no wings, no venom . 392 Even Mantis has those... thingies. 393 Maybe l should just quit and go back to making noodles. 394 Quit, don’t quit. 395 Noodles don’t noodles. 396 You are too concerned with what was and what will be. 397 There's a saying: 398 Yesterday is history, 399 Tomorrow is a mystery, 400 But today is a gift. 401 That is why it is called the present. 402 - Oh, no! - What's happening?! 403 To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! 404 Fire crossbows! 405 Fire! 406 Fire! 407 Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu. 408 - Not going anywhere! Neither is he! - Let go of me! 409 Bring it up! 410 Wait! Bring it back! 411 - He's coming this way! - He won't get far. Archers ! 412 We're dead. So very, very dead. 413 Not yet we're not. Now! 414 - Can we run now? - Yes. 415 I’m glad Shifu sent you. 416 l was beginning to think I’d been forgotten. 417 Fly back there and tell them... 418 ...the real Dragon Warrior is coming home. 419 Good morning, Master! 420anda! 421anda! 422 Wake up! 423 He's quit. 424 What do we do now, with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? 425 All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time, 426 The true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. 427 What are you doing here?! 428 Hi! Good morning, Master! 429 l thought I’d warm up a little. 430 You're stuck. 431 Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck? 432 Nah. This is one of my... Yeah, I’m stuck. 433 - Help him. - Oh, dear. 434 Maybe on three. One, two... 435 ...three. 436 - Thank you. - Don't mention it. 437 - No, really, I appreciate... - Ever. 438 You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? 439 It takes years to develop one's flexibility ! 440 And years longer to apply it in combat! 441ut that down! 442 The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones. 443 Yeah! Excellent. 444 Let's get started. 445 - Are you ready? - l was born re... 446 I’m sorry, brother. l thought you said you were ready. 447 That was awesome! Let's go again! 448 I’ve been taking it easy on you, panda. But no more. 449 Your next opponent will be me. 450 All right! Yeah, let’s go! 451 Step forth. 452 The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness... 453 ...and make him suffer for it. 454 Oh,yeah! 455 To take his strength and use it against him... 456 ...until he finally falls......or quits... 457 A real warrior never quits. 458 Don't worry, Master. l will never quit! 459 lf he's smart, he won't come back up those steps. 460 But he will. 461 He's not going to quit, is he? 462 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,710 He's not going to quit bouncing, l’ll tell you that. 463 I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better. 464 Trust me, it will. 465 It’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this... 466 - Fat? - Fur. l was going to say fur. 467 Sure you were. 468 Who am l to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me. 469 I’m over here. 470 Maybe you should look at this again. 471 Oh, OK. 472 Stop it. Stop! 473 I know Master Shifu 3 is trying to inspire me and all... 474 ...but if l didn't know better, 475 I’d say he was trying to get rid of me. 476 I know he can seem kind of heartless... 477 ...but he wasn't always like that. 478 According to legend, 479 There was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile. 480 - No! - Yes. 481 But that was before. 482 Before what? 483 Before Tai Lung. 484 We're not really supposed to talk about him. 485 Well, if he's going to stay here, he should know. 486 Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. 487 He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu. 488 And then he turned bad, and now he's in jail . 489 He wasn’t just a student. 490 Shifu found him as a cub ... 491 ...and he raised him as his son. 492 And when the boy showed talent in kung fu... 493 ...Shifu trained him. 494 He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness. 495 It was never enough for Tai Lung. 496 He wanted the Dragon Scroll. 497 But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. 498 Outraged , Tai Lung laid waste to the valley. 499 He tried to take the scroll by force. 500 And Shifu had to destroy what he had created. 501 But how could he? 502 Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before. 503 Or since. 504 And now he has a chance to make things right. 505 To train the true Dragon Warrior. 506 And he's stuck with you. 507 A big fat panda who treats it like a joke. 508 That is it! 509 Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve. 510 And may have also stopped his heart. 511 Inner peace. 512 Inner peace. 513 Inner... 514 Inner peace. 515 Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?! 516 Inner... 517 Oh, Zeng. 518 Excellent. 519 I could use some good news right now. 520 Master! Master! 521 I have... it’s... it’s very bad news. 522 Shifu. 523 There is just news. There is no good or bad. 524 Master, your vision. Your vision was right. 525 Tai Lung has broken out of prison. He's on his way. 526 That is bad news... 527 ...if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him. 528 The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. 529 He wasn't meant to be here! It was an accident. 530 There are no accidents. 531 Yes, I know. You've said that already. 532 - Twice. - Well, that was no accident, either. 533 Thrice . 534 My old friend, 535 The panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, 536 Until you let go of the illusion of control. 537 Illusion? 538 Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. 539 l cannot make it blossom when it suits me, 540 nor make it bear fruit before its time. 541 But there are things we can control. 542 I can control when the fruit will fall. 543 And l can control... 544 ...where to plant the seed. 545 That is no illusion, Master. 546 Yes. 547 But no matter what you do 548 That seed will grow to be a peach tree. 549 You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach. 550 But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung! 551 Maybe it can. 552 If you are willing to guide it. 553 To nurture it. 554 To believe in it. 555 But how? How? 556 I need your help, Master. 557 No, you just need to believe. 558romise me, Shifu. 559romise me you will believe. 560 I will try. 561 Good. 562 My time has come. 563 You must continue your journey without me. 564 What are you...? Wait! 565 Master! 566 You can't leave me! 567 You must believe. 568 Master! 569 - That was scary . - Yeah, so I'm like... "Fine, you may be a wolf, 570 you may be the scariest bandit in Haijin Province... 571 ...but you're a lousy tipper.'' 572 Really? So how did you get out of there alive? 573 I mean didn't actually say that... 574 ...but l thought it... 575 ...in my mind. 576 If he could read my mind, he’d be, like,''What?'' 577 Order up! Hope you like it. 578 - This is really good! - No, come on. 579 Try my dad's Secret ingredient Soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient. 580 What do you talking about? This is amazing! 581 - You're a really good cook. – I wish my mouth was bigger. 582 Tigress, you’ve got to try this. 583 It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months 584 on nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe. 585 00:46:37,350 --> 00:46:41,260 586 I’m gonna need a lot more than dew and universe juice. 587 - What? - Nothing... Master Shifu. 588 Never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! 589 What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! 590 Work hard, panda, and maybe someday... 591 ...you will have ears like mine. 592 That's good. 593 Ears. It’s not working for you? I thought they were pretty good. 594 It’ s Shifu! 595 Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing? 596 Master Shifu! 597 You think this is funny? 598 Tai Lung has escaped and you're acting like children! 599 - What? - He is coming for the Dragon Scroll, 600 and you are the only one who can stop him. 601 And l was saying you got no sense of humor. 602 I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung. 603 What? You're serious? And l have to...? 604 Master Oogway will stop him, like he did before. 605 Oogway cannot! 606 Not anymore. 607 Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. 608 - The panda? - Yes, the panda! 609 Master,pless, let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you've trained us for. 610 No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung. 611 It is his! 612 Where'd he go? 613 You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits. 614 Watch me. 615 Come on. 616 How am l supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs. 617 You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior. 618 You don't believe that. You never believed that. 619 From the beginning, you’ve tried to get rid of me. 620 Yes! I was. 621 But now l ask you to trust in your master as l have come to trust in mine. 622 You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior. 623 Then why didn't you quit?! You knew I wanted you gone, yet you stayed. 624 Yeah, I stayed. 625 I stayed because every time you threw a brick 4 at my head 626 or said l smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more 627 than it did every day of my life just being me. 628 I stayed because l thought, if anyone could change me... 629 ...could make me... not me... 630 ...it was you. 631 The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China! 632 But l can change you! 633 I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And l will! 634 Come on. Tai Lung is on his way here right now. 635 Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you... 636 ...gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior? 637 How? 638 How? 639 - How?! - I don't know! 640 I don't know. 641 That's what l thought. 642 This is what you trained me for. 643 Tigress! 644 Don't try and stop me. 645 We're not trying to stop you. 646 What? 647 We're coming with you! 648 What? I eat when I'm upset,OK? 649 No need to explain. 650 I thought you might be Monkey. He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf. 651 Don't tell Monkey. 652 - Look at you. - Yeah,I know, I disgust you. 653 No, l mean, how did you get up there? 654 I don't know. I guess that... 655 I don't know. I was getting a cookie. 656 Yet you are ten feet off the ground. 657 And you have done a perfect spilt. 658 No, this? This is just... 659 ...an accident. 660 There are no accidents. 661 Come with me. 662 I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey... 663 ...but could you at least tell me where we're going? 664 You dragged me... 665 ...all the way out here... 666 ...for a bath? 667anda... 668 ...we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears. 669 The Pool of... 670 This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries... 671 ...of harmony and focus. 672 This is the birthplace... 673 ...of kung fu. 674 Do you want to learn kung fu? 675 Yeah! 676 Then l am your master! 677 OK! 678 Don't cry. 679 OK. 680 When you focus on kung fu, 681 when you concentrate... 682 ...you stink . 683erhaps that is my fault. 684 I cannot train you the way l have trained the Five. 685 686 ...is with this. 687 Oh, great,'cause l am hungry. 688 Good. 689 When you have been trained, you may eat. 690 Let us begin. 691 After you, panda. 692 Just like that? 693 No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike? 694 l vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You are free to eat. 695 Enjoy. 696 Hey! 697 698 Hey! 699 You are free to eat. 700 - Am l?! - Are you?! 701 702 Master. 703 Cut it! 704 Where's the Dragon Warrior? 705 How do you know you’re not looking at her? 706 You think I'm a fool? 707 I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! 708 I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire. 709 That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen. 710 - Po? - So that is his name. Po. 711 Finally, a worthy opponent . 712 Our battle will be legendary! 713 We've got this. Help her. 714 Monkey! 715 Go! 716 What was I thinking? 717 Mantis! 718 Now! 719 Shifu taught you well. 720 But he didn't teach you everything. 721 You have done well, panda. 722 Done well? Done well? 723 I’ve done awesome! 724 The mark of a true hero is humility . 725 But, yes, you have done... 726 ...awesome. 727 Guys? Guys?! They're dead! 728 No, they’re breathing. They're asleep? But their eyes are open. 729 We were no match for his nerve attack. 730 He's gotten stronger. 731 Who? Tai Lung? Stronger? 732 He's too fast! 733 Sorry, Po. 734 I thought we could stop him. 735 He could have killed you. 736 Why didn't he? 737 So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts. But it won't work. 738 It might. I mean, a little. 739 I’m pretty scared. 740 You can defeat him, panda! 741 Are you kidding? If they can't?! 742 They're five masters. I’m just one me. 743 But you will have the one thing that no one else does. 744 You really believe I’m ready? 745 You are... 746 ...Po. 747 Behold the Dragon Scroll. 748 It is yours. 749 Wait. What happens when l read it? 750 No one knows. Legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat. 751 Really? That's cool. 752 Yes. And see light in the deepest cave. 753 You will feel the universe in motion around you. 754 Can l punch through walls? 755 - Do a quadruple ? - Focus. 756 - Will l...? - Focus. 757 - Focus. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 758 Read it, Po, and fulfill your destiny. 759 Read it and become... 760 ...the Dragon Warrior. 761 It’s impossible to open. 762 OK. Come on, baby. Come on now. 763 Thank you. 764 I probably loosened it up for you though. 765 OK，here goes. 766 - It’s blank. - What?! 767 - Here, look. - No,I am forbidden to look upon... 768 Blank. l don't... 769 I don't understand. 770 OK. So, like... 771 ...Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all. 772 No. Oogway was wiser than us all. 773 Oh, come on! Face it, he picked me by accident. 774 Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior. Who am l kidding? 775 But who will stop Tai Lung? 776 He'll destroy everything and everyone. 777 No. 778 Evacuate the valley. You must protect the villagers from Tai Lung's rage愤怒,情绪激动. 779 - What about you, Master? - I will fight him. 780 -What? - -I can hold him off long enough 781 for everyone to escape. 782 But, Shifu, he’ll kill you. 783 Then l will finally have paid for my mistake. 784 Listen to me, all of you. 785 It is time for you to continue your journey without me. 786 787 We've got to get them out safely. 788 Come,little one. Let's find your mama. 789 Viper, gather the southern farmers. Mantis, the north. 790 Crane, light the way. 791 Look, it’s the Dragon Warrior. 792 Hey, Dad. 793o! 794 Good to have you back, son. 795 Good to be back. 796 Let's go, Po. 797 So for our next shop, it’s time to face it... 798 ...the future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables... 799 ...no longer slices. 800 Also，I was thinking, maybe this time 801 we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. 802 You like that? 5 803o, I’m sorry if things didn't work out. 804 It just wasn't meant to be. 805o, forget everything else. 806 Your destiny still waits. 807 We are noodle folk. Broth runs deep through our veins. 808 l don't know, Dad. 809 Honestly, sometimes I can't believe I’m actually your son. 810o... 811 ...l think it's time l told you something l should have told you... 812 ...a long time ago. 813 OK. 814 The secret ingredient of my Secret ingredients Soup. 815 Come here. The secret ingredient is... 816 ...nothing. 817 You heard me. Nothing! 818 There is no secret ingredient! > 01:09:23,300 Wait, wait. It’s just plain old noodle soup? 820 You don't add 819 01:09:20,180 -- some kind of special sauce or something? 821 Don't have to. To make something special, you just believe it's special. 822 There is no secret ingredient. 823 I have come home, Master. 824 This is no longer your home. And l am no longer your master. 825 Oh, yes. You have a new favorite. 826 So where is this Po? 827 Did l scare him off? 828 This battle is between you and me. 829 So, that is how it's going to be. 830 That is how it must be. 831 I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness! 832 Obeying your master is not weakness! 833 You knew l was the Dragon Warrior. 834 You always knew. 835 But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? 836 What did you do?! 837 Nothing! 838 You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault! 839 Not your fault?! 840 Who filled my head with dreams?! 841 Who drove me to train until my bones cracked ?! 842 Who denied me my destiny?! 843 01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:34,750 It was never my decision to make! 844 It is now. 845 Give me the scroll! 846 I would rather die. 847 All l ever did ,I did to make you proud! 848 Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! 849 Tell me! 850 Tell me! 851 I have... l have always been proud of you. 852 From the first moment, I’ve been... 853...proud of you. 854 And it was my pride... 855...that blinded me. 856 I loved you too much to see what you were becoming... 857 ...what I... 858 ...was turning you into. 859 I’m... 860 I’m sorry. 861 I don't want your apology. 862 I want my scroll! 863 What?! 864 Where is it?! 865 Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll halfway across China by now. 866 You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung. 867 Never. 868 Never. 869 Stairs. 870 Who are you? 871 Buddy ,I am the Dragon Warrior. 872 You? 873 Him? He's a panda. 874 You're a panda. What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? 875 Don't tempt me. 876 No. I’m gonna use this. 877 You want it? Come and get it. 878 Finally! 879 That scroll is mine! 880 Lightning! 881 The scroll has given him power! 882 No! 883 Finally! Oh, yes. 884 The power of the Dragon Scroll is mine! 885 It’s nothing! 886 It’s OK. I didn't get it the first time, either. 887 What? 888 There is no secret ingredient. 889 It’s just you. 890 Stop it! 891 I’m gonna pee. 892 Don't. 893 Don't! Don't! 894 You... 895 ...can't defeat me. 896 You... 897 ...you're just a big... 898 ...fat... 899 ...panda! 900 I'm not a big fat panda. 901 902 The Wuxi Finger Hold! 903 Oh, you know this hold? 904 You're bluffing. You're bluffing. Shifu didn't teach you that. 905 Nope . 906 I figured it out. Skadoosh. 907 Look! 908 01:20:11,830 --> 01:20:13,930 The Dragon Warrior. 909 That's my boy! That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son! 910 Yes! 911 Thanks, Dad. 912 Hey, guys. Master. 914 Master. 915 Master? 916 Master Shifu! 917 Master! 918 Shifu, are you OK?! 919o. 920 You're alive. 921 Or we're both dead. 922 No, Master, I didn't die. I defeated Tai Lung. 923 You did? 924 Wow. It is as Oogway foretold. 925 You are the Dragon Warrior. 926 You have brought peace... 927 ...to this valley... 928 ...and... 929 ...and to me. 930 Thank you. 931 Thank you, Po. 932 Thank you. Thank you. 933 No! Master! No, no, no, don’t die, Shifu, please! 934 I’m not dying, you idiot ! 935 Dragon Warrior... 936 ...I am simply at peace. Finally. 937 So, I should stop talking? 938 If you can. 939 Want to get something to eat? 940 Yeah. 941 Everybody is kung fu fighting 942 Your mind becomes fast as lightning 943 Although the future is a little bit frightening 944 It's the book of your life that you're writing 945 Everybody is kung fu fighting 946 Your mind becomes fast as lightning 947 Although the future is a little bit frightening 948 It's the book of your life that you're writing 949 You are a natural 950 Why is that so hard to see? 951 Maybe it's just because you keep on looking at me 952 The journey's a lonely one so much more than we know 953 But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero 954 Everybody is kung fu fighting 955 Your mind becomes fast as lightning 956 Although the future is a little bit frightening 957 It's the book of your life that you're writing 958 You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay 959 You could be a work of art if you just go all the way 960 Now what would it take to break? I believe that you can bend 961 Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win 962 Cause everybody is kung fu fighting 963 Your mind becomes fast as lightning 964 Although the future is a little bit frightening 96 It's the book of your life that you're writing 966 You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay 967 You could be a work of art if you just go all the way 968 Now what would it take to break? I believe that you can bend 969Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win 970 Cause everybody is kung fu fighting 971Your mind becomes fast as lightning 972 Although the future is a little bit frightening 973 It's the book of your life that you're writing 6