搞笑英语话剧剧本

Revisedasof23November2020搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf ：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.Y与X相遇．X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!Y:,Nevermindbaby.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyournameY:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArtsX:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate!Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego!X:No,Imustkillyou!Y:Idon’!X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknowY突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!Y:pleasedrinkit!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:DoyoustillwanttokillmeX:Sure,must!Milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!X:I’msureIwon’t!Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1!X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit（一人路过，x起身跑过去）X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme.Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼)Y:WhoareyouH:Hua—man—-lou!HaveyouseenximenchuixueY:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”.H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgivewhatyouwant.Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!第二幕：无间道H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.Y:excuseme,King:yes,Iwill.Y:That’K:!Hahaha……Y:ofcourse.美女出场M:hello，帅锅..K:,nowlet’shavearitual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,poor,richY:Yes,Ido.K:Huamanlou,!（音乐停）X唱着上:(看到戒指)thisringshouldbemine!K:ButwhoareyouwhyshoulditbelongtoyouY急切:king!Dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme.X冷酷:yegucheng!Comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!X:ForgiveyouWhyY:Oncetherewasachancebeforeme,,I’lltellyou“Iloveyou”,Iftheremustbealimitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutellmethelady’s“WC”!Y:Ilikegoinglady’……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milkIloveyou.K:Don’tsaythat“youloveme”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What(侧耳装着听不到)You—kill—-mecome,come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:!X:Howcanyoukillmehaha……Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)M:oh,whathappened（看着X，做惊吓状）areyouok（跑到西门吹雪身边）Y:doyouwanttogotowcX:Yes,I……I……do.Y:haha,themilkwasadded三聚氰胺beyondstandards.M:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!K;whywhydoyouhelphim!whoactuallyareyouM:actually,I’maspysendedbyLuXiaofeng,andIfellinlovewithximenchuixue.K惊讶:!you—you—YouareX’loverY:doyouknow,youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!Ihateyou.(轻声说)letmetellyou,Ｘwilldie.M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,therearemuchhopeinthefutureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpressed!Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepressedthatitcannotresume!M:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:Ineveranticipateyoutreatmebythis,whytellmewhy(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）M:X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.X:gohome!M:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastsecondtolive,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove.X:promiseme,you’llgetonwell,andyou’llneverletgo.（X死）,M:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithoutahendance!