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www.yyenglish.net老友记第一季1老友记剧本教材第一季老友记剧本教材第一季老友记剧本教材第一季老友记剧本教材第一季中英文对照剧本中英文对照剧本中英文对照剧本中英文对照剧本+词汇词汇词汇词汇+笔记笔记笔记笔记+剧情介绍剧情介绍剧情介绍剧情介绍+讲解讲解讲解讲解完美版完美版完美版完美版丛书主编：Lewis本册编辑：Lewis101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate..............................................2102TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEnd..........................................................17103TheOneWiththeThumb................................................................................28104TheOneWithGeorgeStephanopoulos...........................................................40105TheOneWiththeEastGermanLaundryDetergent........................................52106TheOneWiththeButt....................................................................................63107TheOneWiththeBlackout.............................................................................75108TheOneWhereNanaDiesTwice...................................................................85109TheOneWhereUnderdogGetsAway............................................................95110TheOneWiththeMonkey............................................................................107111TheOneWithMrs.Bing...............................................................................118112TheOneWiththeDozenLasagnes...............................................................130113TheOneWiththeBoobies............................................................................141114TheOneWiththeCandyHearts....................................................................151115TheOneWiththeStonedGuy......................................................................161116TheOneWithTwoParts,part1....................................................................172117TheOneWithTwoParts,Part2....................................................................183118TheOneWithAllThePoker.........................................................................194119TheOneWheretheMonkeyGetsAway.......................................................206120TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontist..............................................................217121TheOneWithTheFakeMonica...................................................................228122TheOneWiththeIckFactor.........................................................................237123TheOneWiththeBirth.................................................................................249124TheOneWhereRachelFindsOut................................................................259www.yyenglish.net老友记第一季2101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate内容概要内容概要内容概要内容概要：：：：第一集是试播（Pilot），主要情节如下，瑞秋在教堂抛弃未婚夫Barry、逃婚到莫妮卡处。莫妮卡和调酒师保罗约会，此君伪装成离婚后一蹶不振的苦命人，靠博取同情来骗女人上床。罗斯婚姻失败，因为他的老婆卡莱尔被证实居然是同性恋，把他抛弃了，所以情绪低落。乔伊安慰他说，女性的种类与IceCream一样多，离婚未尝不是好事。大家一同看西班牙肥皂剧并信口瞎猜剧情。罗斯自 高中 高中语文新课程标准高中物理选修31全套教案高中英语研修观课报告高中物理学习方法和技巧高中数学说课稿范文 起即爱慕瑞秋，此刻死灰复燃，提议和她约会，瑞秋答应了。这一集是整个Friends的基石，所谓pilot就是如果播的不好，立马cancel的那种，所以无论剧情语言还有表演都非常精彩，这一集里面六个人都露面了，正直专情的Ross，娇纵可爱的Rachel，追求完美的Monica，幽默风趣的Chandler，傻气天真的Joey，还有精灵古怪的Phoebe.Mon:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joe:C'mon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chan:AllrightJoey,benice.Sodoeshehaveahump1?Ahumpandahairpiece2?Phoe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?Phoe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!Mon:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.Chan:Soundslikeadatetome.Chan:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria3,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.Chan:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.Joe:Insteadof...?Chan:That'sright.Joe:Neverhadthatdream.Phoe:No.Chan:Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.Mon:Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?!1hump[hʌmp]n.驼峰,驼背,小园丘,峰丘v.隆起,弓起2hairpieceD.J.['heəpi:s]n.假发,假眉毛3cafeteria[,kæfi'tiəriə][kæfitiəriə]n.自助餐厅没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。听起来好像是说我的约会。记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。我做过那样的梦。我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。而不是……？没错。我没做过那样的梦,没有。那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。他们以前不看你吗？！3Chan:Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird1,because-shenevercallsme!Ross:Hi.Joe:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.Mon:Areyouokay,sweetie?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...2Chan:Cookie?Mon:Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joe:Ohh.Mon:Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Phoe:Ooh!Oh!Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura3!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?Phoe:Fine!Bemurky4!Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Mon:Noyoudon't.Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joe:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian5...Ross:No!!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixating6onthat?7Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?Chan:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...DidIsaythatoutloud?Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.Mon:Ohreally,sothathysterical8phonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing93:00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat?Awrongnumber?1weird.[wiəd]adj.怪异的,超自然的,神秘的,不可思议的2♥这段话是不是很熟悉呀？对，《大话西游》里面一开始孙猴子发狠就是这样子讲的哦，不知道是谁抄袭谁，意思不用我解释了吧，这里Ross用来形容妻子Carol是Lesbian并同他离婚后的心情。3aura['Ǥ:rǩ]n.气氛,气味,光环先兆,预感4murky['mǩ:ki]adj.黑暗的5Lesbian['lezbiǩn]n.同性恋的女性6fixate['fikseit]vi.视线移向,注视vt.使固定,注视,集中力7这句话很实用，意思是为什么你们总是提起那件事呢？因为Joey又提到了Ross妻子Carol是lesbian的事儿，Ross非常恼火，于是冒出这样一句，我们平常生活中也可以用一下。Remember:fixateonsth.8hysterical[his'terikǩl]a歇斯底里的,异常兴奋的9Sobbing['sǤbiŋ]adj.湿透的终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！嗨。这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。你还好吧？我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖子上……饼干？卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。-我帮你泡杯咖啡，谢了。不要……别清理我的灵气。可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。好吧，保持晦气！我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。-不，你不会的，没错，-我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？4Ross:Sorry.Joe:AlrightRoss,look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'reangry.You'rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?Joe:Stripjoint!C'mon,you'resingle!Havesomehormones!1Ross:Idon'twanttobesingle,okay?Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!Chan:AndIjustwantamilliondollars!Mon:Rachel?!Rach:OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!Waitress:CanIgetyousomecoffee?Mon:De-caff.Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor2.Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?Rach:Hi,sure!Ross:Hi.Mon:Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids3?Rach:OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat4.Thisreallygorgeous5Lamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-Sweet'n'Lo6?-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedon7bythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout8,andthat'swhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead9.Y'know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering1"Stripjoint"是脱衣舞场的意思，Joey意思是Ross现在虽然很受伤，但是正好恢复单身，可以去脱衣舞场去，"havesomehormones"直译就是你要有一些男性荷尔蒙呀，指你该去（脱衣舞场）找乐子去。2LincolnHigh指LincolnHighSchool.能活着离开学校当然是surviors了3bridesmaid['braidzmeid]n.女傧相4gravyboat['DZreivi]调味汁瓶,酱油壶5gorgeous['DZǤ:dȢǩs]adj.华丽的,灿烂的6sweet'n'low低脂糖7turnsbon:往往有makesbsexuallyexcited，使性兴奋8freak-out['fri:k,aȚt]很常用，makesbfeelextremeplaesureorunease，引起错觉,吓坏了9Mr.PotatoHead：薯头先生，在美国家喻户晓的卡通人物对不起。别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。我一肚子火,心如刀割。我能告诉你解决之道吗？脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。我只想要一百万！-瑞秋？！-天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。想来杯咖啡吗？无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。这位叫钱德勒，菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？当然。嗨。你想现在告诉我们，还是等伴娘来再说？婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。我在堆放礼物的房间里，看着船形卤肉盘，非常漂后的船形卤肉盘，突然间……有没有代糖？我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更能引起我的“性趣”我自己都吓了一跳，巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。我一直都认为他很眼熟。总之,我必须离开。我开始想，5'WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?'.SoanywayIjustdidn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyou'retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.Mon:Whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding.Rach:Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'tbeanissue1Mon:NowI'mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.Chan:Tuna2oreggsalad?Decide!Ross:I'llhavewhateverChristineishaving.Rach:Daddy,Ijust...Ican'tmarryhim!I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!Phoe:IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.Chan:Ooh,sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joe:Isaypushherdownthestairs.Phoebe,Ross,Chandler,andJoe:Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Rach:C'monDaddy,listentome!It'slike,it'slike,allofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,'You'reashoe!You'reashoe,you'reashoe,you'reashoe!'.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,'WhatifIdon'twannabeashoe?WhatifIwannabea-apurse,y'know?Ora-orahat!No,I'mnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat,I'msayingIamaha-It'sametaphor3,Daddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.Rach:LookDaddy,it'smylife.WellmaybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.Mon:Well,Iguesswe'veestablishedwho'sstayingherewithMonica...Rach:Well,maybethat'smydecision.Well,maybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.Wait!!Wait,Isaidmaybe!!Mon:Justbreathe,breathe..that'sit.1“我希望这件事不是个问题”，hoping就是希望，kinda是kindof的缩写2tuna['tju:nǩ]n.金枪鱼n.鲔鱼3metaphor['metəfə]n.隐喻,暗喻,比喻说话我为何这么做？我为谁这样做？于是我不知该走往何处，我知道你我日渐疏远。但是你是我在这个城市，认识的唯一一个人。好像是唯一没受邀参加婚礼的人。这件事就甭提啦。我猜他送她一台管风琴，她肯定不喜欢，金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快 决定 郑伟家庭教育讲座全集个人独资股东决定成立安全领导小组关于成立临时党支部关于注销分公司决定 ！我要拥有克莉丝汀拥有的一切。爸，我不能嫁给他……对不起，我只是不爱他。对，是我的问题！如果我没了头发，还不如去死。她不该穿那条裤子。我建议推她下楼，推她下楼！推她下楼！推她下楼！爸，你听我说……大家这样评价我这一辈子：你是一只鞋……今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋会怎样。我说如果我想当皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你帮我买帽子。我说我是一顶帽子。爸，这是一种比喻。你看他也有些问题。爸，这是我的人生。或许我会和莫妮卡住在这儿。我想我们已确定好谁要和莫妮卡住在这儿。或许那是我的决定。或许我不希罕你的钱。等一下，等一下……我说的是或许！！深呼吸，就这样。6Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoe:Raindrops1onrosesandrabbitsandkittens,bluebellsandsleighbells2and-somethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingandnoodleswithstring.Theseareafew...Rach:I'mallbetternow.Phoe:Ihelped!Mon:Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,y'know?Independence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.Thewhole,'hat'thing.Joe:Andhey,youneedanything,youcanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhe'sawayalot.Mon:Joey,stophittingonher♥!It'sherweddingday!Joe:What,likethere'saruleorsomething?Chan:Pleasedon'tdothatagain,it'sahorriblesound.Paul:It's,uh,it'sPaul.Mon:OhGod,isit6:30?Buzz3himin!Joe:Who'sPaul?Ross:PaultheWineGuy,Paul?Mon:Maybe.Joe:Wait.Your'notarealdate'tonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?Ross:Hefinallyaskedyouout?Mon:Yes!Chan:Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.♥Mon:Rach,wait,Icancancel...Rach:Please,no,go,that'dbefine!Mon:Are,areyouokay?Imean,doyouwantmetostay?Ross:That'dbegood...Mon:Really?Ross:No,goon!It'sPaultheWineGuy!Phoe:Whatdoesthatmean?Doeshesellit,drinkit,orjustcomplainalot?1raindropn.雨滴,雨点2sleigh[slei].雪橇v.乘雪橇,用雪橇运输♥Hitonsb/crashonsb.与flirtwithsb.是有区别的。前者指的是对某人有意思，有好感（情感上或“生理”上），而后者则应包括付诸行动，比如我们常说的“上前搭讪，引人注意，挑逗，调情”。另外What,likethere'saruleorsomething?：难道有什么规定（在这种情况下禁止我追求她）么？3buzz[bȜz]n.嗡嗡声buzz就是按楼洞防盗门时发出的声音，这样用法又简单，又形象♥西方人写日记一开头总爱写DearDiary,......DearDiarymoment也许是讲这个时刻不同寻常，有重要意义，值得写进日记的意思吧这是一个值得纪念的日子/时刻”的意思。试着想着美好的事物……玫瑰上的雨滴，猫嘴上的胡须，门铃和雪橇之类的。啦啦啦……还有手套……我现在好多了。我的功劳。或许这样最好，要自立，决定自己的事情。Thewhole,'hat'thing.有任何需要找乔伊准没错。我和钱德勒就住在对面，而且他经常不在家。乔伊,少趁虚而入了，今天是她大喜的日子。什么？有规定不能吗？别再这样，声音很刺耳。我是保罗。天啊，6:30了吗？让他进来！保罗是谁？调酒的那个保罗？或许吧。等等,你今晚该不是真的要和调酒的那个保罗约会吧？他终于开口约你了？对。终于被你等到了。瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。不用了，你去吧，我不会有事的。罗斯，你没事吧。你要我留下来吗？那样最好……真的吗？-假的，去吧！是保罗，调酒师耶！什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的，还是评酒的？7Mon:Hi,comein!Paul,thisis.....everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.All:Hey!Paul!Hi!TheWineGuy!Hey!Chan:I'msorry,Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?Mon:Okay,umm-umm,I'lljust--I'llberightback,Ijustgottagoah,goah...Ross:Awandering?Mon:Change!Okay,sitdown.Twoseconds.Phoe:Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes1.Thatcan'tbegood.Joe:Hey,Paul!Paul:Yeah?Joe:Here'salittletip♥,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered.Mon:Shutup,Joey!Ross:SoRachel,what'reyou,uh...what'reyouuptotonight?Rach:Well,IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforAruba2onmyhoneymoon,sonothing!Ross:Right,you'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God..No,no,although,Aruba,thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour--biglizards3...Anyway,ifyoudon'tfeellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.Chan:Yes,andwe'reveryexcitedaboutit.Rach:Wellactuallythanks,butIthinkI'mjustgonnahangoutheretonight♥.It'sbeenkindaalongday♥.Ross:Okay,sure.Joe:HeyPheebs,youwannahelp?Phoe:Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.CommercialBreakPhoe:Loveissweetassummershowers,loveisawondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,your1eyelashesn.睫毛♥tip[tip]是建议,suggestion正式,hint跟tip都比较随意.。2Aruba[ǩ'ru:bǩ]阿鲁巴岛3lizard['lizǩd]n.蜥蜴♥hangouthere,呆在这朋友之间相处，象他们一起喝咖啡，在MON家聊天之类的，都是hangout♥it'beenkindaalongday,完成时态，因为RACH又逃婚，有被老爸骂，这一天过得很痛苦，所以也就很漫长。请进！保罗，这位是…………各位，各位，他就是保罗。保罗……调酒大师。抱歉，我没听清楚你名字。保罗，是吗？我马上就好，我去，去……神魂恍惚啦？换衣服！请坐，两秒钟。我刚拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。嗨，保罗！嗯，有何指教？一个小秘密，莫妮卡其实就喜欢这样，你摩擦她脖子的同一个地方，反反复复，直到那里开始有点发红。乔伊你给我闭嘴！瑞秋，你打算如何渡过今晚？我应该在前往阿鲁巴渡蜜月的途中，因此没了！我懂，你没去渡蜜月。虽然阿鲁巴在此时……有很多……大蜥蜴如果你今晚不想独处，乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿帮我组合新家俱，对，我们都相当兴奋。谢谢，但我今晚想待在这儿，我折磨了一天。好吧，当然。菲此，想帮忙吗？我可以去，但我不去。爱情似炎炎夏日中的阵雨般美妙，loveisawondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,8love...islikeagiantpigeon1...crapping2onmyheart.La-la-la-la-la-Thankyou.La-la-la-la...ohhh!Ross:I'msupposedtoattachabrackety3thingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.Joe:I'mthinkingwe'vegotabookcasehere.Chan:It'sabeautifulthing.Joe:What'sthis?Chan:Iwouldhavetosaythatisan'L'-shapedbracket.Joe:Whichgoeswhere?Chan:Ihavenoidea.Joe:Donewiththebookcase!Chan:Allfinished!Ross:ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown.Joe:Hey-hey-hey-hey,ifyou'regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'reouttahere.Chan:Yes,pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.Joe:Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,thestereo4,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?Ross:Youguys.Chan:Oh,God.Joe:Yougotscrewed♥.Chan:OhmyGod!Mon:OhmyGod!Paul:Iknow,Iknow,I'msuchanidiot5.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedgoingtothedentist6fourandfivetimesaweek.Imean,howcleancanteethget?Mon:Mybrother'sgoingthroughthatrightnow,he'ssuchamess.Howdidyougetthrough♥it?Paul:Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers,sayher-Mon:-leg?Paul:That'soneway!Me,I-Iwentforthewatch.1pigeon['pidȢin]n.鸽子2Crap[kræp]n.废物,赌输的一注,废话vi.掷骰子3bracket['brækit]n.墙上凸出的托架,括弧,支架4stereo['stiǩriǩu]n.立体声系统,立体声,铅版,立体照片adj.立体的,立体感觉的♥这句话值得记住，意思是你受骗了5idiot['idiǩt]n.白痴,愚人,傻瓜6dentist['dentist]n.牙科医生♥getthroughv.到达,做完,通过,度过,打通yourlove...islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart.啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-谢谢。啦-啦-啦-啦……喔…………我应该用蜗杆将托架装在侧面，但我没看见托架和蜗杆，而且，我的脚好麻。我想我们做好书架了。真漂亮。这是什么？我只能说这是个“L”型托架。是哪儿的？我也不知道。书架做好了！终于做好了！这是卡罗最爱喝的啤酒。她总是不用杯子喝，我早应该看出蛛丝马迹。嗨…………如果你再这样，我们就走了。对啊，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。罗斯，我问你一个问题。她分得家俱，音响和好电视。你分得什么？你们。天啊。你昏头了吧。嗯，天啊！嗯，天啊。我知道，我是个大白痴。她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，我指牙齿能有多干净？我哥正承受着这种痛苦，一副失魂落魄的样子。你是怎么熬过来的？你可以不小心砸烂她贵着的东西，如她的……她的…………腿？这样也不赖！我……我砸烂了她的表。9Mon:Youactuallybrokeherwatch?Wow!TheworstthingIeverdidwas,I-Ishredded1byboyfriend'sfavoritebathtowel.Paul:Ooh,steerclearofyou.Mon:That'sright.Rach:Barry,I'msorry...Iamsosorry...IknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisn't...itisn't,it'saboutme,andIju-Hi,machinecutmeoffagain...anyway...look,look,IknowthatsomegirlisgoingtobeincrediblyluckytobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel,butitisn'tme,it'snotme.AndnotthatIhaveanyideawhomeisrightnow,butyoujusthavetogivemeachancetoo...Ross:I'mdivorced!I'monly26andI'mdivorced!Joe:Shutup!Chan:Youmuststop!Ross:Thatonlytookmeanhour.Chan:Look,Ross,yougottaunderstand,betweenuswehaven'thadarelationshipthathaslastedlongerthanaMento♥.You,howeverhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.Fouryearsofclosenessandsharingattheendofwhichsheripped2yourheartout,andthatiswhywedon'tdoit!Idon'tthinkthatwasmypoint!Ross:Youknowwhatthescariestpartis?Whatifthere'sonlyonewomanforeverybody,y'know?Imeanwhatifyougetonewoman-andthat'sit?Unfortunatelyinmycase,therewasonlyonewoman-forher...Joe:Whatareyoutalkingabout?'Onewoman'?That'slikesayingthere'sonlyoneflavoroficecreamforyou.Lemme♥tellyousomething,Ross.There'slotsofflavorsoutthere.There'sRockyRoad,andCookieDough3,andBing!Cherry1shred[ȓred]n.碎片,破布,v.撕碎,切碎♥其实这里的Mento是指Mentos这种糖,这句话意思是Chandler和Joey与女孩的的关系从来没超过嚼一颗Mentos的时间.2rip[rip]v.撕,剥,劈,锯,裂开,撕裂♥lemme['lemi]<口>=letme3cookiedough[dǩu]制甜酥饼干面团你真的砸烂过她的表？哇！我做过的最坏的事情是，我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。嗯,机智脱身。对啊。巴瑞，真是对不起。你一定认为此事与我那次说的话有关，关于你做爱时，穿着袜子，其实不是，问题出在我身上，我……答录机又把我挂断了。不管怎样……瞧瞧，瞧瞧，我知道某个女孩会不可思议的，成为凡可•巴瑞太太，但那不是我，不是我。而我现在连我自己是谁都不知道，但你还应该给我一个机会向你……我离婚啦！我才26岁就离婚啦！闭嘴！你还是停下来吧！我才花了一小时。看啊，罗斯，你应该理解，我们认识不是太久，但你和一个女人相爱已经四年了，四年的封闭和分享，最后她把你的心都麻醉了，这就是我们为什么不这样做！这还不是最重要的！你知道最可怕的是什么？万一每个人一生只有一个女人怎么办？我的意思是如果你只有一个女人时该怎么办？不幸地我唯一的女人爱的是……她你在说什么？一个女人。那就像在说你只能吃一种口味的冰淇淋，罗斯，告诉你吧，冰淇淋的口种有千百种。有各种点心糖果冰淇淋……10Vanilla.Youcouldget'emwithJimmies1,ornuts,orwhippedcream2!Thisisthebestthingthateverhappenedtoyou!Yougotmarried,youwere,like,what,eight?Welcomebacktotheworld!Grabaspoon!♥Ross:Ihonestlydon'tknowifI'mhungryorhorny.Chan:Stayoutofmyfreezer!Paul:Eversinceshewalkedoutonme♥,I,uh...Mon:What?.....What,youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?Paul:No,it's,it'smoreofafifthdatekindarevelation.♥Mon:Oh,sothereisgonnabeafifthdate?Paul:Isn'tthere?Mon:Yeah...yeah,Ithinkthereis.-Whatwereyougonnasay?Paul:Well,ever-ev-...eversincesheleftme,um,Ihaven'tbeenableto,uh,perform....Sexually.Mon:OhGod,ohGod,Iamsorry...Iamsosorry...Paul:It'sokay...Mon:Iknowbeingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.Um...howlong?Paul:Twoyears.Mon:Wow!I'm-I'm-I'mgladyousmashedherwatch!Paul:Soyoustillthinkyou,um...mightwantthatfifthdate?Mon:...Yeah.Yeah,Ido.PriestonTV:WearegatheredheretodaytojoinJoanneLouiseCunninghamandCharles,Chachi-Chachi-Chachi,Arcolaintheboundofholymatrimony3.Rach:Oh...see...butJoannelovedChachi!That'sthedifference!Ross:Grabaspoon.Doyouknowhowlongit'sbeensinceI'vegrabbedaspoon?Dothewords'Billy,don'tbeahero'♥meananythingtoyou?1jimmies['dȢimi]是一种经常撒在icecream上的巧克力味的小糖果棒。bing就是一个拟声词。2whippedcreamn.生奶油♥因为joey把女人比喻成冰激凌嘛,他让ross拿起勺子去尝冰激淋,就是比喻他去找新目标了♥walkoutonsomeone:将someone抛弃♥这该是第五次约会时候才说的事儿。这一招要学会，我发现这个酒保的确很会泡妞。3matrimony['mætrimǩni]n.结婚♥Billy,Don'tBeAHero是一首７０年代的老歌，描写的是越战中，一个女孩希望自己的fianceBilly平安你可以加上小糖条或是核果，或是奶油，这是你一生中最美好的事。你八岁时就结婚了吧？欢迎来到世界！抓住勺子！我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？那么就别碰我家的冰箱。自从她甩掉我之后我，什么？…………什么，你打算边嚼面条边讲？不，这就像是”第五次约会真情告白”有第五次约会？不需要吗？需要，我想需要的。你刚才想说什么？这个……呃……自从她离开后，我就一直无法……没做过…………性方面的……天啊,天啊,对不起,对不起。没关系……你现在需要的应该不是让人吐口水吧。多久了？两年了。哇！真高兴你砸烂了她的表！你还想要第五次约会？……当然想。我们今天来这里参加乔安妮•路易丝•坎宁安和查尔斯•恰棋-恰棋-恰棋•阿可勒的神圣婚礼。喔……看……乔安妮爱的是恰棋。差别就在这儿！抓住勺子。知道我等着“抓这把勺子”等了多久吗？你对”此尔，别逞英雄”这句话有感觉吗？11Joe:Greatstory!But,Iuh,Igottago,IgotadatewithAndrea--Angela--Andrea...Ohman,Chan:Angela'sthescreamer,Andreahascats.Joe:Right.Thanks.It'sJune.I'mouttahere.Ross: