英语话剧逃课

Cast Cast Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class Rita: A professional class skipper Scene I (Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.) Ken:Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination. Jason:Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken:Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today. Jason:Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning. Ken:You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday. Jason:Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken:For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? Scene II (Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) Anita:Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason. Steven:I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time. Anita:You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ... Kevin:Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert 铸造 艾昵塔:永远不懂得为什么学生喜欢逃课 凯文:对“逃课"为理念的大学生活 肯:渴望逃课却不敢去做 杰森:总是承诺自己:不要让自己跳过课 史蒂文:总是给自己一个好的理由来解释跳过课 丽塔:一个职业阶层队长 情景I (安妮塔,凯文,肯恩,杰森,史蒂文,和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天,肯恩和杰森在路上碰到到教室去。) 肯:你为什么迟到?而且,你只是错过了最后一节课。老师给我们的主要议题期中考试。 杰森:哦,射击!我刚刚错过了它。你能借我你的笔记,这样我就可以做一份拷贝吗? 肯恩:当然如果你给我一个好理由,为什么你错过了那班。你答应过我你会在课上今天的时间。 杰森:相信我,我愿意遵守我的道。问题是,我今天考试”的经营之道”,令我学习它,直到今天早晨3点钟。然后我睡着了,醒来时在今天上午10点钟。 肯:你学,直到今天早晨3点钟吗?为什么?你昨天下午干了什么?我知道你不被4点钟左右昨天。 杰森:好,我遇见了我的一个很老的网友,我们刚刚才说服了太久… 肯:看在上帝的份上!你难道不在乎下星期的期中考试吗? 现场II (安妮塔,史蒂文和克文是相互交谈的前面的教室。并且,安妮塔正试图阻止史蒂文和凯文的切割下堂课。) 艾昵塔:嘿,我们会有“企业管理”级,在几分钟内。你去哪儿?别告诉我你去争辩杰森。 史蒂文:我愿意做任何事,我的好朋友。我当然去争辩的那个家伙给我的好朋友一段艰难的日子。 艾昵塔:你总是喜欢参与别人的生意。你会让你自己陷入麻烦之中。难道你不知道吗?… 凯文:安妮塔,别生气和他在一起。他是不会听你的。就别管他了。顺便说一句,我还在等着你的决定。你跟我一起去听音乐会明天吗? 艾昵塔:哦,对不起,我几乎都忘记了。明天什么时间? 凯文:两点钟。我等不及要看我的可爱的超级巨星—蔡依琳。哦,太好了! 艾昵塔:等一下。明天下午我们有微积分课。你疯了吗? tomorrow? Anita:Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? Kevin:Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful! Anita:wait a minute. We have C alculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind? Kevin:Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else. Anita:No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture. Kevin:To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? Scene III (After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) Rita:Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes. Anita:What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class. Rita:Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays. Anita:I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? Rita:I thought you were going to the library. Anita:You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes. Rita:Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow. Anita:You are incurable. The test was this morning! Scene IV (Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. ) Ken:I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky. Rita:well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions. Ken:What are they? Rita:Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course. Ken:How do you know that I will not pass? Rita:Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it. 凯文:嗯,我一点也不高兴。但我认为我们可以只抄笔记从别人。 艾昵塔:不,这是一种非常重要的类。你永远也不会明白它不听讲座。 凯文:对我来说似乎没有什么区别。即使我在班里我永远不会明白老师说什么。此外,谁喜欢看老秃头? 场景III 微积分班(后,安妮塔正在进行着圣建筑。与此同时,丽塔是走路到圣建筑,由宿舍里。他们前面见实验室。) 丽塔:我在这里。你看,我做到了我的承诺。我是一个好女孩,而不是逃课。 艾昵塔:你在说什么啊?这是第5课。你跳过了前四节课今天早上。昨天你应许你不肯跳过任何阶层。 丽塔:我玩得愉快吗?我们没有任何阶级在早晨,但我们是装在下午在星期三。 艾昵塔:你再说一遍?今天是星期四,我们上课了一整天。除此之外,你没接我们今天早上当我们正在去上课吗? 丽塔:我以为你会去图书馆。 艾昵塔:你是显现在因为你已经跳过了太多,太多的课。 丽塔:你为什么这么说?我知道我们会有明天的考试的计算机程序。 艾昵塔:你是无法治愈的。考试是今天早上! 场景IV (肯恩和瑞塔要相互交谈。他们正在谈论如何跳过一个档次。) 肯:我想知道为什么你的微积分的教授从不需要出席。然而,每当我跳过课,我的教授一直知道我不在场。我想我真的很不走运。 莉达:好吧,你会感激我将要告诉你什么了,我的三个非常好的建议。 肯恩:它们是什麽呢? 丽塔:现在借给我你的耳- - - - - -首先,是否你跳过课与否,你永远也不会通过这门课程。 肯:你怎么知道我不会过去吗? 丽塔:微积分是非常困难的事情。我不相信你能通过。 肯恩:也许你是对的。还有什么呢? Ken:Maybe you are right. What else? Rita:Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor. Ken:Why? Rita:Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few. Ken:What do you mean? Not too many and not too few? Rita:You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you. Ken:You are a genius. Rita:I am just very professional. Ken:I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!! Scene V (Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.) Kevin:It’s time for the English class. Why are you here? Ken:I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class. Kevin:Why? Ken:Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun. Kevin:That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes. Ken:Ok. Let’s go. (Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.) 丽塔:在你跳过类,你应该很好地对待每一个人。自那以后,你应该尽量迎合你的教授。 肯:为什么? 丽塔:嗯,如果你对待同学们好,他们会帮助你把你的名字签在考勤表。如果你在恭维你的教授和适当的情况,你可以问教授去递给你。最后一点,跳过这类成功你不能逃太多的课还是太少。 肯:你是什么意思?没有太多,而不是太少? 丽塔:你需要好天气逃课了,所以你可以出去游手好闲。然后你需要良好的时机,所以你可以去新开的网吧是在打折。最后,你需要良好的合作关系,和同学们,这样他们就可以将其盖起来给你。 肯:你是一个天才。 丽塔:我只是非常专业。 肯:我知道了。有时我会试一试。哈,哈,哈! ! ! 场景V 凯文在肯满足停车场。) 凯文:它的时候,英语课。你为什么会在这里? 肯:我不想去上英语课。我想把这个班。 凯文:为什么? 肯:因为有人告诉我旷课,可好玩了。 凯文:没错。我将向你展示是多么好玩旷课。 肯恩:好吧。让我们走吧。 (凯文和肯削减了阶级,出去玩的女孩。两个人都将失败英语课。因此,他们必看见琼下学期的英语老师,再一次,他们。)