王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance .OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿奸笑。(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
王颖乐:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
张敬宝:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
王竞羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (张敬宝,赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
王竞羲:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场
赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.
王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Monroe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!
王颖乐:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent. 赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!
王颖乐(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 赵文鑫(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
王颖乐:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is such
difficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,张敬宝妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?
王竞羲镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
赵文鑫深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
王颖乐:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful
performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What?
Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低
头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
张敬宝(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
王颖乐:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
王颖乐伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
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