绝望的主妇第一季第二集剧本

绝望的主妇第一季第二集剧本DESPERATEHOUSEWIVES1X02:AH,BUTUNDERNEATH丫丫第PAGE1页共NUMPAGES10页DESPERATEHOUSEWIVES1X02:AH,BUTUNDERNEATH------------------------------------------------------------PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.(MARYALICEtakesaboxoffashelfinthecloset.Lookingworriedanddistraught,sheshakilyputsarevolvertohertemple.Weseeafingerpullingthetrigger,andaloudshotisheard.ThecamerastaysontheYOUNGfamilypicture,astheblurredreflectionofMARYALICEisshownintheframeofthepicturefallingtotheground.)(Cutto:)GABRIELLE:IfMaryAlicewashavingsomesortofcrisis,we'dhaveknown.Shelives50feetaway,forGod'ssakes.SUSAN:Gabby,thewomankilledherself.Somethingmust'vebeengoingon.(Cutto:)GABRIELLE:EverytimeI'maroundthatman,hetriestograbmyass!CARLOS:Imadeover$200,000doingbusinesswithhimlastyear.Ifhewantstograbyourass,youlethim.(Cutto:)JOHN:Whyaren'tyouhappy?GABRIELLE:TurnsoutIwantedallthewrongthings.(Cutto:)GABRIELLE:What'sthat?BREE:It'saletter,addressedtoMaryAlice.(GABRIELLEandLYNETTEreadthepieceofpaper.TheypassittoSUSAN,whoreadsthenotewithBREElookingoverhershoulder.)IKNOWWHATYOUDIDITMAKESMESICKI'MGOINGTOTELLSUSAN:OhMaryAlice,whatdidyoudo?------------------------------------------------------------OPENON:[EXT.GRAVEYARD--DAY](Weopenonalilyflowerplantedonthegroundofthegraveyard.WepantoMaryAlice'sfreshlyburiedgrave,whereweseehertombstone:MARYALICEYOUNG11.18.65-9.26.04BelovedWifeandMotherTherearetwobunchesoforangey-redrosesoneithersideofthetombstone.)NARRATOR:Anoddthinghappenswhenwedie.Oursensesvanish.Taste,touch,smellandsoundbecomeadistantmemory.Butoursight,ah,oursightexpands.Andwecansuddenlyseetheworldwe'veleftbehindsoclearly.Ofcourse,mostofwhat'svisibletothedeadcanalsobeseenbytheliving,iftheyonlytakethetimetolook.(Cutto:GABRIELLE,withhereyesclosed,nakedassheliesunderwaterinherbathtub,holdingherbreath.)NARRATOR:LikemyfriendGabrielle.Ishould'veseenhowunhappyshewas.ButIdidn't.IonlysawherclothesfromParis;(Flashbackto:GABRIELLEgigglingasshetwirls,wearingabeautifulblackdress,walkingtowardsCARLOS,whotakesherhandandpullshertowardshim,kissingher.)NARRATOR:Andherplatinumjewellery;(Cutto:GABRIELLE,holdingherhairback,excitedasCARLOSfastensanecklacearoundherneck,apieceofpaper,presumablythebill!wedgedinhismouth.)NARRATOR:Andherbrandnewdiamondwatch.(Cutto:CARLOS,handingGABRIELLEanopenboxashewalksby,talkingbusinessonhiscellphone.GABRIELLEsmileswhenCARLOShandsherthebox,butthesmilefadesasCARLOSwalksoff,stilltalkingonhisphone.EndofFlashback.Resumetopresent.)NARRATOR:HadIlookedcloser,I'veseenthatGabriellewasadrowningwoman,desperatelyinsearchofaliferaft.Luckilyforher,shefoundone.(GABRIELLEsitsup,smilingassheleanstowardsJOHNastheykiss.)NARRATOR:Ofcourse,Gabrielleonlysawheryounggardenerasawaytoinfuseherlifewithalittleexcitement.Butnow,shewasabouttodiscoverjusthowexcitingherlifecouldget.(Cutto:CARLOSinhiscar,pullinginthedriveway.WeflashbetweenscenesofGABRIELLEkissingJOHN,gigglingasCARLOSgetsout,holdingabriefcaseinhishand.Asheslamsthedoor,GABRIELLEstops,hearinganoise.ShepeeksoutthewindowandseesCARLOSwalkingalongthepathtowardsthehouse.)GABRIELLE:Damnit!?(grabsJOHN'sarm,pullinghimoutofthebathroom)Comeon.JOHN:Whoa!(GABRIELLEandJOHNhurrydownthestairs,slippingandslidingastheygo.)GABRIELLE:Comeon,comeon,hurry!Let'sgo,let'sgo!(Theyrunintothelivingroom.GABRIELLEgrabsthestrewnclothesonthefloor,shovingthematJOHN.)JOHN:Where'retherestofmyclothes?(CARLOSstopsatthebottomofthepath,openingtheletterboxtogetthemail.)GABRIELLE:I'llfindthem,justgetout!JOHN:Where?(GABRIELLElooksaround,seesthebackwindowsfacingthesidegarden.Shepointsatthewindow.)GABRIELLE:Outthewindow.JOHN:What?GABRIELLE:Go,go!(AsJOHNtriestogetoutthewindow,GABRIELLElooksatthedoor,panickedaswecuttoCARLOSwalkingupthestepsofthefrontporch.GABRIELLEpushesJOHNoutthewindow,grabbinghistowelasshewrapsherhairinthetowelJOHNwasusing.ShesmilesatCARLOSwhowalksin.)GABRIELLE:Hihoney,you'rehomeearly!CARLOS:Mymeetinggotcancelled.(looksatGABRIELLEasheputsdownhisthingsonthetable.)Yousmiling.)MIKE:(pullsBongobackasthedogstartsbarkingatSUSAN,wholooksstartled)Ooh,Bongo,Bongo!Shh..Sorry,uh,hescareseasy.SUSAN:No,it'sfine,Igetit.MIKE:Ididn'tmeantodisturbyou.I'llseeyoulater.(turnsaroundtogo)SUSAN:Doyouwannahavedinnerwithme?MIKE:(turnsbacktowardsSUSAN)Justthetwoofus?SUSAN:Heh,well,andJulie.Uh,it'sathingwedowhensomebodynewmovesintotheneighbourhood,weinvitethemoverforahome-cookedmeal.Sortofatradition.MIKE:Yousaidyouwerealousycook.SUSAN:Well.Iordertakeout.MIKE:Oh,youinvitethemoverforahome-cookedmealandyouordertakeout.SUSAN:Yeah,it'ssortofanewtradition.I'mworkingoutthekinks.MIKE:(chuckles)I'lltellyouwhat.HowaboutIcook?Andyouguyscomeovertomyplace.SUSAN:Oh.Great.MIKE:Fridaynightatsix?SUSAN:I'llbethere.MIKE:Alright.SUSAN:(laughs,bendingdowntowardsBongo)Bye,Bongo.(BongobarksatSUSAN,whojumpsback,laughingtentatively.SUSANrunsbackintothehouse,excited.JULIEwatcheshersmilingathermother'sobviousexcitement.SUSANburstsintothekitchendoor.)SUSAN:Julie?MikeDelfinojustinvitedustodinnerFridaynight.JULIE:Hedid?Cool.SUSAN:ButonlyI'mgoing.Becauseyou'regonnacomedownwithsomethingsemi-seriousthatrequiresbed-restandfluids.(runsupthestairsasshesqueals)[CUTTO:EXT.BRITTHOUSE--DAY](EDIEandMRS.HUBERaresiftingthroughtheburnt-outshellofthehouse.)NARRATOR:JuliewasgladSusanwasrekindlingherlovelife.Ofcourse,shewasunawareofhermother'srecenttrackrecordwithfire.EDIE:It'sallgone.Everythingmyex-husband'sworkedforallthoseyears.Gone.MRSHUBER:Don'tworryaboutclothing,Ialreadystartedacollectionfrompeopleintheneighbourhood.EDIE:(picksupalittleburntpot,andputsitinabucket)What?Idon'twannawearotherpeople'soldcrap.MRSHUBER:Edie,youcanbehomelessoryoucanbeungracious.Youreallycan'taffordtobeboth.EDIE:(picksupasemi-burntpinkbra,andsighs)Thatremindsme.Myinsurancechequestillhasn'tcomeyet.CanIstaywithyouforafewmoreweeks?MRSHUBER:Ofcourse.WhatkindofChristianwouldIbeifIdeniedsheltertoafriendinneed?(spotsSUSAN'sburntmeasuringcupontheground)Ohlook,here'ssomethingwecansalvage,yourmeasuringcup.Wecanjustscrapeofftheburntpartandit'lllookgoodasnew.EDIE:That'snotmycup.Minewasplastic.MRSHUBER:Well,howdiditgetinhere?EDIE:Idon'tknow.Whocares?Nowwouldyouputthatdownandstartlookingforjewellery?(MRS.HUBERholdsontotheburntglassmeasuringcup,lookingsuspicious.)[CUTTO:INT.DR.GOLDFINE'SOFFICE--DAY]NARRATOR:DoctorAlbertGoldfinewasthemostaccomplishedmarriagecounsellorinthecity.Hehaddealtwithproblemsrangingfromsubstanceabuse,toinfidelity,todomesticviolence.Yes,Dr.Goldfinethoughthehadseenitall.Andthen,hemettheVanDeKamp's.(DR.GOLDFINEissittingathisdesk,writingwhenhehearsaknockathisofficedoor.Hewalksovertoopenit.BREEandREXarestandingthere.BREEislookingsparklyandhappyasusual,whileREXlookson,incredulouslyexasperated.)BREE:Hi,I'mBree,andthisismyhusbandRex.AndIbroughtyousomehomemadepotpourri.(Shehandshimapacketofpotpourriasshewalkspasthimintotheoffice.)REX:(patsDR.GOLDFINEontheshoulder)Theanswerisyes,you'reabouttomakeafortuneoffus.(DR.GOLDFINElooksambushed.Tee-hee.)[CUTTO:INT.SCAVOCAR--DAY]LYNETTE:Boys,guys,I'mbeggingyou,sitinyourseats.I'mnotgonnatellyouagain!Buckleup!Imeanit,sohelpme,I'll-(Apolicemotorcycledrivesupbehindher,sirensounding)Oh..crap!(Shestopsthecar.)OFFICER:(thepolicemangetsoffhisbikeandwalkstoLYNETTE'swindow)Licenseandregistrationplease.(acceptsthedocumentsfromLYNETTE)Ma'am,youknowwhyIpulledyouover?LYNETTE:Ihaveatheory.OFFICER:Yourkidsarejumpingupanddown;theyshouldbesitting,wearingaseatbelt.LYNETTE:Iyelledatthem.Theyneverlistentome,it'sveryfrustrating.OFFICER:Well,you'regonnahaftafindawaytocontrolthem.Afterall,that'syourjob.(Walksoffbacktohismotorbike)NARRATOR:Thoughhe'sbeenapolicemanfor6years,OfficerHayeshadneverfoundhimselfinatrulydangeroussituation.Thenagain,hehadneverbeforetoldawomanhowtoraiseherchildren.(LYNETTEsitswithherhandsonthewheelofhercar,lookingpissed.)LYNETTE:(getsoutofhercar,slammingthedoor)YousayingI'mabadmother?OFFICER:Ma'am,youneedtogetbackinyourcarplease.LYNETTE:(slowlywalkstowardsthepoliceman)Ihavenohelp,myhusband'salwaysawayonbusiness.OFFICER:I'mgonnahaftaaskyoutostepbacknow.(slowlymoveshishandstowardshisweapon)LYNETTE:Mybabysitterjoinedthewitnessrelocationprogram.Ihaven'tsleptthroughthenightin6years.OFFICER:Ma'am..?LYNETTE:(getsrightinthepoliceman'sface)Andforyoutostandthere,andjudgeme.OFFICER:Okay.I'mnotgonnagiveyouaticket.I'mjustgonnaletyouoffwithawarning.LYNETTE:Iacceptyourapology.(takesherlicenseandregistrationfromhishandsandgetsbackinhercar.)OFFICER:Buckleupcomeoutthefrontdoor,getintheircaranddriveoff.Assoonasthecardrivesdowntheroad,acardooropens,andapairofleopard-printhigh-heelsstepsoutofthecar.It'sGABRIELLE,wholooksaround,alittleshiftily.Shewalks,strutsacrossthestreet.Adoorbellisheard,andJOHNopensthedoortoGABRIELLE.)JOHN:(smiles)Mrs.Solis!GABRIELLE:HelloJonathan.(Cutto:JOHNandGABRIELLEwalkintohisroom.JOHNclosesthedoorbehindthem.)JOHN:Well,thisismyroom.Sorryaboutthemess.GABRIELLE:Oh,well,don't...(hesitatesassheseeshismessyroom)worryaboutit.JOHN:Youjustmissedmymom.OnFridayshecoachesmylittlesister'ssoccerteam.GABRIELLE:(takesahalf-eatensandwichonaplateoffJOHN'sbed,puttingitonhisdesk)Ohyes,Iheardthat.Uh,John,weneedtotalkaboutwhathappenedtheotherday.JOHN:Mr.Solisisn'tstartingtocatchon,ishe?GABRIELLE:(sitsontheedgeofhisbed)No,no,hedoesn'thaveaclue,Godlovehim.It'sjust,Iwasthinking,thatwhenyoucomeovertogarden,youmightactuallyhavetogarden.JOHN:Great,you'rebreakingupwithme.Inmyownbedroom.GABRIELLE:No,no,no,I'mnotdumpingyou.Lately,you'rebeentheonlythingkeepingmegoing.It'sjust,wecan'tdoitatmyhouseanymore.JOHN:Oh,sothen,wheredoyouwannadoit?GABRIELLE:Well,uh,whattimedoesyourmomgetbackfromsoccerpractice?JOHN:(smilesalittleshyly)Mrs.Solis.GABRIELLE:Youbetterhurry,wedon'thavealotoftime.(JOHNripshisshirtoffashewalksovertoGABRIELLE,layingherdownonthebedashekissesherneck.GABRIELLEcatchessightofapictureofayoungerJOHNplayingbaseballnexttothebed.Sheflipsthephotodownoutofsight,thensmiles.)[CUTTO:INT.DR.GOLDFINE'SOFFICE--DAY](Thecameraopensonarecordingvoice-recorderaswehearBREEtalkingintheVanDeKamp'stherapysession.)BREE:Andso,there'sjustthefourofus.MyoldestsonAndrewis16,Danielleis15,and?(looksdownasshereachesintoherpurse.)DRGOLDFINE:(hastily)Idon'tneedtoseepictures.Bree,you'respentmostofthehourengaginginsmalltalk.BREE:(smilesserenely)Oh,haveI?(REXflashesBREEasidewaysglance.)DRGOLDFINE:Yes.Rexhasbeenveryvocalabouthisissues.Don'tyouwanttodiscussyourfeelingsaboutyourmarriage?BREE:(shiftsuncomfortably,smoothingherhair)Um,Doc,um?REX:ThisisthethingyouneedtoknowaboutBree.Shedoesn'tliketotalkaboutherfeelings.Tobehonest,it'shardtoknowifshehasany.(BREElooksatREXincredulously.)Doesshefeelanger,rage,ecstasy?Whoknows?She'salwayspleasant.AndIcan'ttellyouhowannoyingthatis.(BREEcatchessightofaloosebuttononDR.GOLDFINE'sjacket.Shestaresatit,lostinthoughtasREX'swordsstartsoundingdistortedasshelosesconcentrationintheconversation)Whatevershefeelsissofarbelowthesurfacethat..thatnoonecansee?sheusesallthosedomesticthings.(BREEkeepsstaringatDR.GOLDFINEfiddlingwithhisloosebuttonassheunconsciouslyreachesdownintoherbag,takingoutahandysewingkit.)DRGOLDFINE:Bree?Bree.BREE:What?I-I'msorry.DRGOLDFINE:WouldyouliketorespondtowhatRexjustsaid?BREE:Oh,I..(lookslostforwords)DRGOLDFINE:Istheresometruththere?Doyouusehouseworkasawaytodisengageemotionally?BREE:Ofcoursenot.(dropsthesewingkitbackinherbagquickly.Tee-hee.Gottalovethewoman.)[CUTTO:INT.ROWLANDHOUSE-JOHN'SBEDROOM--DAY---LATER](JOHNislayingbackinhisbed,wearingjusthisboxers,sighingwithcontentment.GABRIELLEissittingattheedgeofhisbed,puttingherearringsbackon.)JOHN:Thisisgreat.Igottonsofhomeworktonight.It'ssomucheasiertoconcentrateaftersex.GABRIELLE:I'mgladIcouldhelp.Educationisveryimportant.JOHN:Oh,Igotsomethingforyou.IwasgonnagiveittoyouthenexttimeImowedyourlawn,butsinceyou'rehere?(getsasinglerosefromhisshelf.)GABRIELLE:Oh,it'sarose.JOHN:It'snotjustanyrose.Lookatallthepetals.There'snoflaws,it'perfect.GABRIELLE:Oh,John.JOHN:Justlikeyou.NARRATOR:Thetruthhitherlikeathunderbolt.JOHN:Ispentdayslookingforthisone.Finallyfoundit.NARRATOR:ForJohn,thiswasnolongerameaninglesslittleaffair.Gabriellecouldnowclearlyseehewasfallinginlovewithher.GABRIELLE:(smilesathim)It'sjustbeautiful.I,uh,Igottago.JOHN:Bye.[CUTTO:EXT.DELFINOHOUSE--DAY---LATER](MIKEisgettingbagsofgroceriesoutofhistruck,nudgingthedoorshut.SUSANrunsacrosshislawntowardshim.)SUSAN:Heyyou.What'rewehaving?(takesabagofgroceriesfromhim)MIKE:ItalkedtoJulie,thanks,andshesuggestedrib-eyesteaks.Shesaidit'syourfavourite.SUSAN:Ohyeah,Ilovemysteak.(Asilversportscar,maybePorsche?,drivesupandstopsatthebottomofMIKE'sdriveway.EDIEtootsthehorn.)EDIE:HiMike.Susan.(MIKEwalksbackdownthedrivewaytowardsthecar.)SUSAN:Edie.(sighsasshewalksdowntojoinMIKE.)MIKE:Hey,I'msorryaboutyourhouse.Howyouholdingup?EDIE:Alright,Iguess.(opensthecardoorandstepsout.)Oh,issomebodyhavingaparty?MIKE:No,Susan'sjustthrowingmeoneofhertraditionalwelcome-to-the-neighbourhooddinners.OnlyI'mcooking.Andhavingitatmyhouse.EDIE:(laughs)Traditional.Hm.Ididn'tgetone.SUSAN:Oh,it'ssortofanewtradition.MIKE:Well,itwon'tbeanythingfancy,justalittlehomecooking.EDIE:Mmm,thatsoundssogood.NARRATOR:Susansuddenlyhadanawfulfeelinginthepitofherstomach.EDIE:I'vebeenhavingnothingbutfastfoodlately.(rummagesthroughMIKE'sgrocerybags,takingoutagrapeandeatingitseductively,staringatMIKE.)NARRATOR:Asifshewaswatchinganaccidentinslowmotion.Sheknewitwouldhappen,butwaspowerlesstostopit.(MIKEturnsaroundtolookatSUSAN,cockinghisheadasiftoaskifit'sokay.)SUSAN:Edie,wouldyouliketojoinusfordinner?EDIE:Ohthat'ssosweet.No,Idon'twannaintrude.Three'sacrowd.MIKE:No,it'snotlikethat.Imean,Susan'sbringingJulie.SUSAN:It'snotlikethat.Themorethemerrier.EDIE:Well,this'llbefun.MIKE:Alright.Tomorrownight.We'lleatatsix.EDIE:Great.Oh,andSusan.SUSAN:Yeah.EDIE:This'llmakeupforthedinnerthatyouneverthrewme.SUSAN:Right.(laughsfeebly)EDIE:Ha!MIKE:Ihaven't,ah,toldherwewerehavingsteak.She'snotlikeavegetarian,isshe?SUSAN:Oh,no,no.No,Edie'sdefinitelyacarnivore.(Panto:SCAVOHOUSE,whereMRS.HUBERisstandingontheporch.She'speeringoutontotheroad,watchingEDIE'ssilvercardriveoffasEDIEtootsthehornagain.LYNETTEcomesoutofthefrontdoorwithaboxofclothing.)LYNETTE:Here's,uh,here'swhatIpulledforEdie.Ishouldwarnyou,mostoftheclothesintherearen'tthatstylish.MRSHUBER:Ohdon'tworryaboutit,Edie'sabeggarnow,whichmeansshecan'tbeachooser.(sortsthroughtheboxofclothing,thenpullsoutayellow-and-orangeshirt,givingitbacktoLYNETTE)Ofcoursewedon'thavetoaddsalttothewound.LYNETTE:Listen,Iwasjustgettingdinnerready.MRSHUBER:Saynomore.I'llgetoutofyourhair.LYNETTE:No,no.MRSHUBER:Bytheway,wasthatyouIsawgettingpulledoverbyapoliceman?LYNETTE:Yeah,theboyswereactingupinthecar,Icouldn'tgetthemtositdown.MRSHUBER:Youngboyscanbesowilful.LYNETTE:Itryeverything.Iscream,Ithreaten,Ireason,Ibeg,nothingworks.Idon'tknowifit'sbecausethey'retooyoungandtheydon'tunderstand,orifthey'rejustgettingsomeperversejoyoutoftestingme!(looksfrazzled,rubbinghereyeswithherfingers)MRSHUBER:Mymotherusedtohavetheworsttimewithmeinthecar,soonetimewhenIwasactingup,shestoppedandleftmeonthesideoftheroad,andshedroveoff.LYNETTE:You'rekidding.MRSHUBER:Oh,shecamebackimmediately.ButInevermisbehavedinthecaragain.Youshouldtrythat.LYNETTE:Mrs.Huber,Icouldneverleavemykidsbythesideoftheroad.MRSHUBER:Whenitcomestodiscipline,sometimesyoumustbecreative.Mymotherknewthat.Smartlady.Ofcourseshe'sinahomenow,andhermindhasjustturnedtomush.LYNETTE:Well,likeIsaid,Ishouldgobackandgetdinnerready.MRSHUBER:Ohright.Well.Goodbye.LYNETTE:Goodbye.(Panto:MRS.HUBERwalkingacrosstheroadasshepassesbySUSAN,stoppingher.)MRSHUBER:Susan!HaveyoubeenabletofindoldclothesforEdie?Shehasnothingtowear.SUSAN:Ithoughtthatwasalookshewasgoingfor.MRSHUBER:OhSusan.Ediemaybetrash,butshe'sstillahumanbeing.(MRS.HUBERwalksdowntheroadasthecamerastopsonZACHstandinginthefrontgardenoftheYOUNGhouse,wateringthelawn.SUSANstops,lookingatZACHasshetakesthemysteriousletteroutofherpocketandlooksatit.)SUSAN:Zach?Isyourdadhome?Ineedtotalktohim.(ZACHopenstheYOUNG'sgaragedoor,wherePAULisinside,duct-tapingthemysteriousboxshut.)SUSAN:HeyPaul.PAUL:Hey.(continuessecuringthebox)SUSAN:IhopeI'mnotinterrupting.PAUL:ActuallyIwasgettingreadytogosomewhere.SUSAN:Ijustwantedtocomebyandsayhello,youknow,seehowyouguysaredoing.PAUL:We'retryingtomoveon.It'sbeenprettytough.SUSAN:Icanonlyimagine.NotknowingwhyMaryAlice?PAUL:Whywhat?(liftstheboxoffthetable,almostdroppingit)SUSAN:Whyshedidit.Oh!Letmehelpyou.PAUL:Igotit,I'vegotit.(pullstheboxawayfromSUSANasheheavesitintotheopentrunkofhiscar.Heshutsthetrunk,thengoestothefrontofthecar,openingthedriver'sseatdoor.)SUSAN:SorryifIupsetyou.PAUL:CanIbefrank?SUSAN:Ofcourse.PAUL:Idon'tcarewhatherreasonswere.Maybeshewasdepressed,maybeshewasbored.Sheabandonedherhusbandandherson.AndI'llneverforgiveher.(PAULgetsinthecarandshutsthedoor.Hedrivesoff,asSUSANstandsinthedriveway,watchinghimdriveaway.)NARRATOR:AsIwatchedSusan,Icouldn'thelpfeelingsorryforher.ShewantedsomuchtoknowwhyIdidit.[CUTTO:EXT.WILDERNESS--NIGHT---LATER](PAULmovestheheavyboxoutofhiscartrunk,anddumpsitintoariver.Hewatchesasitfloatsforafewseconds,thenslowlysinkstothedarkdepths.)NARRATOR:WhyIkilledmyself.It'snotenoughtowantthetruth.Youmustknowwheretolookforit.Andthetruthiselusive,becauseitknowswheretohide.[CUTTO:INT.MEYERHOUSE--AFTERNOON](JULIEisinthekitchen.SheopensthebackdoortoMRS.HUBER.)MRSHUBER:HelloJulie,ItalkedtoyourmomaboutdonatingsomeclothesforEdie.JULIE:She'satMrs.VanDeKamp's,butI'llseeifsheleftsomestuffupstairs.(JULIErunsupthebackstairs.MRS.HUBERwalksintothekitchen,saunteringovertopeerintothegrocerybags.Shetakesoutaperfumespray,sprayingsomeonherneck.Shecoughsassheputsitbackinthebag,thentakesout(gasp)anewglassmeasuringcup.Shelooksupasarevelationhitsher.JULIEcomesbackdownthestairs,stoppingatthelandingassheseesMRS.HUBERholdingthemeasuringcup.)MRSHUBER:OhJulie.I-Iwasjust,um,justadmiringyournewmeasuringcup.JULIE:Yeah,welostours.(takesthemeasuringcupback)MRS.HUBER:Really.JULIE:SoIcouldn'tfindtheclothes,I'msorry.MRSHUBER:That'sokay.JULIE:Ifyouwantmetokeeplooking.MRSHUBER:No,you'vedonemorethanenough.Truly.(MRS.HUBERwalksoutthebackdoor.JULIEstandsthere,lookinglikeshe'sthinking"youweirdoldlady."(Teehee.)[CUTTO:INT.DR.GOLDFINE'SOFFICE--DAY](BREEissittinginthewaitingroomofDR.GOLDFINE'soffice,turningasheopensthedoorofhisoffice.)DRGOLDFINE:Bree,Rexjustcalled,hewon'tbeabletomeetyouheretoday.Apparently,therewasanemergencyatthehospital.BREE:Oh.Well,Iwishhehadcalledme.(standsup,slingingherbagontohershoulderasshewalkstowardsDR.GOLDFINE)DRGOLDFINE:Hesuggestedmaybeyou'dliketomeetwithmebyyourself?You'vebeenveryquietinourjointsessions.BREE:(againnoticesDR.GOLDFINE'sloosebutton,distracted)What?Oh,oh,ohno,thankyou.IhavesomethingsthatI,Ineedtodotoday.DRGOLDFINE:Areyousure?BREE:Uh,yeah,I'msure.DRGOLDFINE:Okay.(shutshisofficedoor.)(BREEwalksoutoftheoffice,thenturnsarounddecidedly,goesbackandknocksonDR.GOLDFINE'soffice,walkingin.DR.GOLDFINElooksup.)BREE:Dr.Goldfine.Thereissomethingyoucandoforme.DRGOLDFINE:What'sthat?BREE:Takeoffyourcoat.(shutstheofficedoor)(DR.GOLDFINElooksstartled.Hee.)[CUTTO:INT.SOLISHOUSE--DAY](GABRIELLEandSUSANwalkinthefrontdoor,holdingmany,manyshoppingbags.)GABRIELLE:Sonowyou'retakingJulieonyourdinnerdatewithMike?SUSAN:Yeah,well,ifEdie'sgonnabethere,I'mgonnaneedemotionalsupport.GABRIELLE:Ican'tbelieveshewormedherwayin.Howdidyouletherdothat?SUSAN:Idon'tknow,Iwasgonnatakeheroutattheknees,butitallhappenedsofast.GABRIELLE:Well,youknowwhatyouneedtodo.Youneedtogetthereearly,spendalittletimewithMikebeforelittlebarracudagetsthere.SUSAN:That'sagoodidea.Ediewillgetthereat5:45,whichmeansherbreastswillarriveat5:30,soIshouldshootfor5.GABRIELLE:Attagirl.I'mjustgonnataketheseupstairs.SUSAN:I'mgonnakeepmyonelittlebagandgohome.GABRIELLE:Okay.SUSAN:Thatisabeautifulrose.Wheredidyougetit?(leansdowntosmelltherose)GABRIELLE:Oh,Johngaveittome.(stopshalfwayupthestairs,cringingasshesaysit)SUSAN:John?Yourgardener,hegaveyouarose?GABRIELLE:Yes,Iamhavingsomenewbushesplantedoutside,andhegavemethatasacolourpalette.SUSAN:Oh.Okay.Sureisbeautiful,isn'tit?(turnsaroundandwalksoutthefrontdoor)GABRIELLE:Yes,itis.[CUTTO:INT.DR.GOLDFINE'SOFFICE--DAY---LATER](DR.GOLDFINEisleaningagainsthisdesk,watchingasBREEsewshisbuttonbackon.)DRGOLDFINE:I'ms