功功夫熊猫英文剧本台词-1

功功夫熊猫英文剧本台词-1 功夫熊猫英文剧本台词 Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of the worthy foes(独孤求败). I see you like to chew(咀嚼), maybe you should chew on my desk. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke Enough talk, let’s fight He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness He is so awesome, and attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. Flew! It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five Bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out!---agreed Yeh! But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain There is only one thing and that’s Get up You’ll be late for work! Po~ get up! Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothing Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~ Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work! Coming~ Sorry dad~ Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~ And what are you doing up there~all that noise Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy What about? What are you dreaming about? En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Yeh…what else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful, that soup is sharp! Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream! You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po~ En..a sign of what? You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it From a game named Majiang. Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream. No, it was just the dream. We are noodle folk broth run though our veins. Dad, didn’t you ever…want to do sth else?sth besides noodles? Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. So why didn’t you? Because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahaha……tofu……no! We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is… I know…is here. No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12! Services with the smile! Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… ! Master Shifu! What? it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you. Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong? Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend? So…nothing is wrong? Well, I didn’t say that. You’re saying… I have an vision…Tailang will return. That is impossible! He is in prison! Nothing is impossible… Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything, Tailang does not leave that prison. Yes! Master shifu. When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to… We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll… Mind this water, my friend When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time… But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power? To become the dragon warrior? I don’t know~ Excuse me…sorry… Hey~~~watch your pose~ Sorry~ Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~ What! Master’s choosing the dragon warrior, today! Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace! One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll! We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl! This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~ Po~ where are you going? To the jade palace… Don’t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you’ll sell noodles to all of them~ Selling noodles? But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking… Could also sell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad… That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~ Yeh~glad I had it~ Almost there! What?no…no…no… Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir. No, I’ll bring me back souvenir. It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Wugui? Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~ Are your students ready?---yes master wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~ Let’s our tournament begin~ No nono~wei…I’ve come… Hey~ open the door~ let me in~ Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis! ----the furious five The furious 5? Warriors, prepare~ Nono, pick it a hole The thousands tons of fire~ Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away! And finally!master tigeress~ Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~ I know! Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~ I sense the dragon warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace! Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior! Oh?nonono,wait Po!what are you doing! What’s it like we are doing? Stopstop! I’ll go to see the dragon warrior! Po,don’t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream! I lied…I don’t dream about noodles,dad I love kungfu!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh, come on, son~let’s get back to work! Ok… Oh…what was going on… Where are… What are you pointing..oh…ok…sorry…I just want to see who the dragon warrior was How interesting it is… Master,are you pointing at me? Him… Who? You! Me? The universe has brought us the dragon warror~ What? What? …… Stop!wait!who called you to… Master wugui wait… That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem.. You’re about to point out tegeress…that thing thrown in front of her.. That was just an accident.. There are no accidents. Forgive us…master, we have failed you… No…if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will failed you… Wait wait…there have been a message from master shifu. What?double the guard and set precautions? Your prison may not be adequate? You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not Shifu does… I’m just the messager Oh..give a message for your master shifu…escape from the prison is impossible Impressive,isn’t it? It’s very impressive..very impressive One way in.one way out One thousand guards and one prisoner Yes..except that prisoner is tailing… Take us down.. My god… Be held .tailang I’ll…en…I’ll still wait here… It doesn’t to worry about… it’s perfectly safe… Have the array. Tough guy, did you hear…wugui did finally find someone to give the scroll And it’s not ,won’be you. What are you doning? You’ll get him mad! What’s he gonna to do about it? I’ve got him completetly immobilized Oh…did I stamp your witty tail? I’ve seen enough I’ll tell shifu it doesn’t worry about No he doesn’t… Ok I’ll tell him..can I please go now? Wait a second… I think this has been a slight mistake… Everyone thinks I’m … The sacred hall of warriors… Look at this place… Master fly’s armor… With sinks of battle damage… Wow..The sword of hero’s It’s said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking… The invisible dragon..of destiny I’ve only seen painting of that painting… No… The legendary vase of warrior’s It’s said…it contains the entire potential army.. Hello.. Have you finished sightseeing… Sorry…I should come to see you first… My patience … Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhere Would you turn around? Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifu Someone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up… Do you …have some glue… So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~ I guess so~ Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior! Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll. So..how is this you? Do you have a ladder, trampoline… You think is that easy… I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?! No…I … One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes! Look at you! This fat prat What Sensitive in the fatty parts… And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine… Wait a minute…that’s a long count for… Don’t stand that close I can smell your breath… Wugui said that I was…the… The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold? Oh…you know this hold… Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes! Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky Nonononno… You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods.. Ok…ok take it easy… Nono …listen Panda, wugui may have picked you… But when I threw with you, I promise you I are going to wish, he, hadn’t! are we clear? Yeh…we clear, clear,we’re so clear! Good…I can’t wait to get start~ Let’s begin! Wait,wait,wait…what… Now ? Yes!...now~~~ Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you’re not the dragon warrior~ Ok…well I think I can’t do all …those …moves…en… Wow…if we don’t try, we never know… Yeh..it’s just …maybe we can find something more suited my level.. And what level is that …I know I’m…not a master…let’s just start zero, level zero There’s no such thing as level zero~ Hey~maybe I can start with that~ That? We use that for training children~ And for proping the door open when it is hot~ But if you insist… Wow~ the furious five~you’re so much bigger than your action figures~ Except you~mantis, you’re about the same. Go ahead,panda…show us what you can do Shall I Just wait them to get back to work and start… Hit it! Ok…I mean, I’m just a date…some is still digesting So my kungfu may not be as good as…later on… Just hit it! What you get…he can nothing but I can stand right here.. Pick on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder~ Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet! Come on ~I’m blured I’m blured…you’ve never seen bear’s style~ He’s only seen playing mantis or monkey style~and snake’s snake~ Why didn’ you hit it! Oh…All right~all right~ One try again~a little harder~ How’s that? That hurts… This will be easier than I thought~ My tenders… How did it that I do~ There’s now a level zero~ There’s no words… No denying that… I don’t understand what master wugui was thinking… The Poor guy just gets himself killed He is so mighty…the dragon warrior~ Fell out of the sky and full of fire When he walks, the very gorge shades… One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu… Yeh..Or could at least touch his toes…or even see his toes Ok…great… Hey..hi… you’re up… I’m now… I was just…someday……my kungfu staff …work, you might think so… I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day…so…yeh…i…should troubly get to sleep now Yehyehyeh…of course… Ok thanks It’just how I essencially be a fan… You’re totally amazing at the bank of weeping river~ I remembered thousands of ones…you didn’t stop Oh… sorry about that… Look!You don’t belong here. I know…I know… you’re right… I don’t have…it’s just a my whole-life dream… Nono…I mean…you don’t belong…here! I mean, in this room…this is my room Crane’s property. Oh~ok~right, right So..yeh…you want to get to sleep?! I won’t pick you up~we get things tomorrow! You’re awesome…Last thing I want to say, ok byebye Wow… What was that? I didn’t say anything~ Ok~all right~good night~sleep well~ It seemed a little awkward… Master tigeress! Did’t I wake you!? Just… You don’t belong here… Yeh..yeh…of course, this is your room… I mean you don’t belong in the jade palace… You’re disgraced kungfu…If you have any respect for who we are and what we do,you …will be gone by morning~ Big fan~~~ I see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven that I knew was then Is that was this is…I was so sorry… I just Take it as a regular peach…tree… I understand, you eat when you’re upset. Upset? I’m not up set!whywhywhy makes me upset… So why are you upset? I probably sucked to anyone in the history of kungfu.in the history of china, and in the history of sucking… Probably…in the five…man you should see they totally hate me… Totally? How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior? I’m…not like The five, I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom… Even mantis has those…things… Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles. Quit, don’t quit, noodles, don’t noodles. You’re too concerned with outside world and what will be, There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, But today is a gift ,That is why it’s called the present (the gift) Oh~no~ What’s happening?! Fire! Tailang is free! I must want… shifu. Go anywhere! We get up! He comes this way! He won’t get far~housecarl! We dead…so…very very dead… Not yet! Throw! Get me run now… Yes… I’m glad shifu sent you… I was beginning thinking I’ve beenrotten… Fly back and tell them the real dragon warrior was coming home! Good morning,master~ Panda!panda! wake up! …he’s quit! What do we do now, master? With the panda gone, who will be the dragon warrior? All we can do is the training and trust in time, the true dragon Warrior will be revealed. What are you doing here! Ha! Hi! Good morning, master! I thought I’ve warmed up a little~ He’s stuck~ Stuck?no~why I’ve stuck~ No…this is…yeh…I’m stuck. Help him~oh,dear~ Maybe unfit…one, two… Thank you! Don’t mention it. No..really…I appreciate it… You actually thought you can learn to do a thwart split in one night? It takes years to develope one’s flexibility, and years longer…to apply it compatibly Put that down! The only thing we collect here are blooding ankles and broken bones! Yeh…excellent! Let’s get started! Are you ready? I was born ready~ I’m sorry, brother. but I got you said you were ready. That was awesome! Let’s go again~ I’ve been taken it easy on you, panda, but…no more, your next opponent will be me. Right, yeh…let’s go! Step forth~