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幽默笑话-小学英语论文-教育期刊网 幽默笑话-小学英语论文 幽默笑话 Amy Is Painting Amy likes painting. One day, he paints a frog. A little goat comes and says,“Look, my horns，角， are beautiful.Add，加，them to the frog, please !” So Amy paints two horns on the frog. After a while, a little fox comes and says,“ Look, how beautiful my tail is !Add a tail on the frog, please ! So Amy paints a tail on the frog. At last, Amy paints a big ghost ，怪物，from a frog. 艾米画画 艾米喜欢画画。一天,他画了一只青蛙。一只小山羊走过来说:“看,我 的角多漂亮,把它们加在青蛙上吧!” 于是,艾米就给青蛙画了两只角。 过了一会儿,一只小狐狸走过来说:“瞧,我的尾巴多好看啊!把它加在 青蛙上吧!”于是艾米又给青蛙画上一条尾巴。 最后,艾米把一只青蛙画成了一个大怪物。 The Rainbow After a heavy rain, a colorful bridge appears， 出现，in the sky.“ Look ! What’s that ？” asks a tree.“ It is a rainbow,” say the flowers. The rainbow is very proud.， 骄傲的，She says to the tree,“ You are tall, but I’m taller than you!”She says to the flowers,“ You are beautiful, but I’m more beautiful than you !” Grandpa Sun sees it,“ What a proud rainbow! I’ll give her a lesson.” So he comes out from the clouds. Then, the proud rainbow disappears，消失， soon. 彩虹 大雨过后,天空中出现一座彩色的桥。“看。那是什么？太美了!”树问。“是彩虹。”花儿说。 彩虹非常骄傲。她对树说:“你很高,但我比你更高。”她又对花说:“你们很美丽,但我比你们更美丽。” 这一切都被太阳公公看在眼里,“彩虹太骄傲了!我要给她点教训。”于是太阳公公从于里爬出来。然后,骄傲的彩虹很快就消失了。 Bubby Dog’s Story Bubby has a doorbell，门铃，, If you visit him, you must ring his doorbell. One day, Mr Panda visited him. He knocked， 敲， at his door. He knocked and knocked. After a while, Bubby shouted， 喊叫， in the room,“ Please ring the doorbell !” But Mr panda didn’t hear it. He knocked again. This time, Bubby opened the door and said,“ Don’t knock at the door. I can’t hear. Ring the doorbell,please.” 芭比狗的故事 芭比狗装了一个门铃。如果你来拜访他,你得按他的门铃。 一天,熊猫先生来看望他。他敲着门,敲了一遍又一遍。过了一会儿芭比狗在屋里大声叫:“请按门铃!”但是熊猫先生没有听见,他又继续敲门。这次,芭比狗打开门嚷道:“不要再敲了,我听不见,请按门铃!” My Dog Does Not Bite Tom is afraid of dogs. One day, he walked to a gate. A big dog was sleeping.He asked the gatekeeper， 看门人，,“Does your dog bite ？” The gatekeeper said,“ No, my dog does not bite.” Tom went on walking. The big dog saw him and ran up to him. The big dog bit him. “Ouch !” he said,“ You said your dog did not bite, But he bit me !” The gatekeeper said,“ That is not my dog !” 我的狗不咬人 汤姆害怕狗。一天,他走到一个门口,一只大狗在门口睡觉。他问看门的 人:“你的狗咬人吗？” 看门人说:“不,我的狗不咬人。” 汤姆继续向前走,那条狗看到他并向他冲过来,咬了他一口。 “哎哟!”他叫着,“你说你的狗不咬人,但是它咬了我!” 看门人说:“那不是我的狗!” Mickey Mouse Mickey is a very clever mouse. Tom is his enemy，敌人，, because Tom is a cat. One day,Mickey was very hungry and wanted to eat some food. Under a chair,there was a cake. Tom was tied，拴， to the chair. He wanted to keep the mouse off the cake. Mickey thought for a while, then he got an idea. He ran around the chair.Tom ran after him. The rope around Tom’s neck was getting shorter and shorter. At last, the mouse stopped. He looked very pleased，得意，. 米老鼠 米老鼠很聪明。但是他有一个敌人叫汤姆,因为汤姆是只猫。 一天,米老鼠肚子饿了,他想找点食物吃。椅子下有一块蛋糕。汤姆被拴在椅子上,为的是不让老鼠靠近蛋糕。米老鼠想了一会儿,想到一个好办法,他绕着椅子跑,汤姆追着他跑,汤姆脖子上的绳子变得越来越短。最后,老鼠停了下来,一脸得意的神情。 Whose dogs are they Mum and her son walk in a street. A big dog and a little dog come to them.“ Jia Ming, do you know whose dogs they are？” “Sorry, I don’t know.” “The big dog is the little dog’s mum.” Says the mother. “Oh, I know whose the little dog is, the little dog is the son of the big dog,” the son says. 谁的狗 妈妈和儿子在大街上走着,迎面遇到一只大狗和一只小狗,妈妈问:“家明,你知道这是谁的狗？” “对不起,妈妈,我不知道。” “这只大狗是小狗的妈妈。”妈妈说。 “哦,我知道这只小狗是谁的了,这只小狗是大狗的儿子。”儿子说。 I don’t want to go home on foot Tom is an old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street.And he goes home for bed at seven o’clock. But tonight, a car stops at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife,“ The old man couldn’t，不能， find his way in the street. He asked me to take him，叫我送他，home in the car,” After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks,“ Tom, you go that street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way,what’s the matter ？” Tom says,“ I couldn’t find my way. I didn’t want to walk home.” 我不想走回家 汤姆是一个老人。他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步,在7 点回家睡觉。 但是今天晚上,一辆小汽车停在他家房门前,汤姆在一个警察的帮助下下了汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子:“这位老人在街上迷路了,他让我用汽车送他回来。” 警察离开后,汤姆的妻子问:“汤姆,你每天都能到那条街散步,可是今天你迷路了,你是怎么了？” 汤姆说:“我找不到路了？我是不想走路回家。” The fools Once there were nine fools. They crossed a river hand by hand， 手拉手，.After crossing the river, an old fool asked,“Are we all here ？ Let me count,one, two, three… seven, eight. Only eight !” “Who is missing ？ One of us is surely in the river,” they cried.They counted again and again, but there were only eight. A passerby，过路人， saw and asked them,“ What’s wrong with you？” The fools told him about it. Then the passerby helped them count again,“ One, two…eight, nine. It’s nine now.” After the passerby went away, they counted again, but there were only eight.So they cried near the river. 一群傻子 从前,有九个傻子,他们手拉手一起过河。过河之后一个年纪大的傻子问: “大家都在吗？让我来数一下,一,二,三……七,八,只有八个人!” “谁不在呢？肯定有一个人掉进河里了。”傻子们嚷道。 他们数了一次又一次,但结果还是八个。 一个过路人看见后走过来问:“出了什么事？”傻子们把这件事告诉了 他。然后过路人帮他们又数了一次,“一,二…….八、九,现在是九个人。” 过路人走后,傻子们又数了一遍,结果仍然是八个,于是他们坐在河边大 哭起来。 Bingo Bingo is a clever dog. He is Peter’s dog. One day, Peter said,“ My dog can buy paper if you give it money.” So his friend gave Bingo some money and saw if it can buy paper. Bingo ran off quickly. But an hour later, he still had not come back with the paper. “How much did you give it ？” asked Peter. “Five dollars，美元，.” “Well, that’s it. When you give it five dollars, he will go to the movie theater.，电影院，” 宾狗 宾狗很聪明,它的主人叫彼得。 一天,彼得说“如果你给钱,我的狗会买报纸。”于是他的朋友就给了宾狗一些钱想看看它是否能买到报纸。宾狗飞快地跑了,但是过了一个小时还没带报纸回来。 “你给它多少钱？”彼得问。 “五美元。” “哦,那就对了,当它拿到五美元后,它会跑到电影院看电影。” Spear，矛，and Shields，盾， Once, there was a man who sold spears and shields in a fair，市集，. “Spears ! Shields ! Sharp spears and strong shields !” he shouted. But nobody bought his spears and shields. Then he boasted，吹牛，,“ Look at my shields. Nothing can pierce，戳破， them. And my spears can cut through anything.” Another man passed by, he asked the man.“ Use your spears to cut through your shields. What will happen ？” 矛和盾 从前,有个人在街上卖矛和盾。 “卖矛啦!卖盾啦!锋利的矛,坚固的盾!”他嚷道。 但是没有人买他的矛和盾。然后他就大吹起来:“我的盾坚固无比,没有 东西可以戳破它。我的矛锋利无比,可以戳破世上任何东西。” 有个过路人经过这里,他问:“用你的矛戳你的盾,结果会怎样呢？”