查莉成长日记双语剧本台词S01E01

1查莉成长日记S01E01GoodluckCharlieS01E012嗨Charlie看看你Hi,Charlie,thereyouare.3才九个月大多可爱啊Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.4再看看我也多可爱AndlookhowcuteIam.5我是你的姐姐TeddyIt'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,6我在拍视频日记AndI'mmakingthisvideodiary7来帮你立足于我们这个Tohelpyousurviveour...8特别的家Specialfamily.9嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.10哦这是妈妈Oh,andthere'smom,11今天早上看起来最可爱了Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.12没心情拍Notinthemood.13好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay.Ithinkyou'vehadenoughbananas.14我们改吃点甜豌豆吧Sowe'reswitchingtosweetpeas!15你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦You'regonnalovethem.Look,mommythinksthey'resoyummy.16非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?17哦那是你的大哥PJOh,andthere'syourolderbrotherPJ18通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doingtoday'shomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.19这不是今天的家庭作业It'snottoday'shomework.20这是昨天的家庭作业Thisisyesterday'shomework.21你可能有机会和你哥哥There'sachanceyoutwowillbe22一起念高中哦inhighschooltogether.23哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork.24他靠杀虫来赚钱Hekillsbugsforaliving.25宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.26我不是杀虫Idon'tkillbugs.27我是害虫防治专家I'mapestcontrolspecialist.28一样啊Eitherway...29现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.30忘记某人了吧Forgettingsomebody?31Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe!nonono.Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.32你是压轴的Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.33Charlie那是你的小哥哥GabeGharlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.34你想对Charlie说点什么吗YouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?35你毁了我的生活Youruinedmylife.36好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay,soit'stakingGabealittlebitlonger37来适应你因为你就是个惊喜Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.38惊喜应该是好事啊Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.39卡And...cut.40大家听着Okay,gang,listenup.41我今晚要回医院工作I'mgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital42这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,43所以我想让你们全都待在家SoIwanteveryonetostayathome44-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom.45我今晚不能待家里I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.46我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.47你的意思是借学习之机Don'tyoumean"studly"date...48和Spencer约会吧WithSpencer?49哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.50我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule.51但是爸But,dad--52-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了-Bob!-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.53妈妈别误会我的意思Mom,don'ttakethisthewrongway,54但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?55那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.56胆小鬼才只生三个Three'sforquitters.57Teddy你不至于去和AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoschedule58一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧astudydatewithaboyI'venevermet.59拜托作为爸爸，有责任Comeon.asdad,it'smyresponsibility60知道我孩子的每个生活细节toknoweverydetailofmykids'lives.61是吗Ohyeah?62我上的是哪个学校？WhatschooldoIgoto?63嗯以某个总统命名的Um--theonenamedafterthatpresident.64嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey,youknowwhat?I'vegottodriveyoukidstoschool.65-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Let'sgo.-Wait,Ihaven'thadbreakfastyet.66-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday67-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!68-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?-Lincoln.69记住了Gotit.7071生活搞得一团糟Day'sallburnttoast72就要迟到爸爸在叫Runninglate,anddadsays73我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe74我闭上双眼咬口早餐Iclosemyeyes,takeabite75跳上车子放声大笑Grabaride,laughoutloud76就在这里我们的家Thereitisupontheroof77我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived78所以听取我的建议Sojusttakemyadvice79宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy80可是我知道你会有美好未来ButIknowyourfutureisbright81宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby82不要怀疑Thereisnomaybe83一切终会如你所愿Eveythingturnsoutallright84生活有悲有喜Surelifeisupanddown85可是请相信我坚持就有好结果Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround86你会喜欢将来的你You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe87宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby89老公我去上班了Bobhoney,I'mleavingforwork!90这是Charlie的生活安排Okay,honey,here'sCharlie'sschedule.91这上面写着什么时候喂她Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,92什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.93宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?94一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.95好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron96你就当真了Doesn'tmakeittrue.97如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Nowifcharliegetsfussy,herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.98它们到处都是拜托你小心点They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful--99-它们到处都是-亲爱的-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...100你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved101养育了三个孩子intheraisingofthreekids.102哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh,yeah?When'smybirthday?103-5月12号-11月23号-July12th.-November23rd.104记住了Gotit.105祝你好运CharlieGoodluck,Charlie.106拜拜Mwah!Bye.107拜拜Bye.108嗨爸爸Hey,dad?109-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.110好说吧Okay,fireaway.111一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?112-可以-谢了-Yeah.-Thanks.113那是什么作业科学问题吗Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?114不是Nope.115我来开门我来开门I'llgetit.I'llgetit.116我来开门其他人都不许碰I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!117-你好-你好-Hi.-Hi.118好啊Hi!119我是Teddy的爸爸I'mTeddy'sdad.120很高兴见到你先生Nicetomeetyou,sir.121嗯Spencer和我要学习了Uh,SpencerandIarestudying122-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?123是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?124你不用Notyou.125-Teddy-什么事-Teddy.-Yeah?126我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.127是啊不能在图书馆Yeah,atthelibrary.128哦对Oh,right.129那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay,sothenyou'vetalkedtoheraboutthis?130我当然说了OfcourseIdid.131我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了Imean,I'm--I'mprettysureIdid.132只不过我每天和不同的人It'sjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople133说不同的事aboutsomanydifferentthings.134你们家怎么有个这么巨大的虫子？Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?135朋友那个That,myfriend,136叫做沙螽isthejerusalemcricket,137外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.138-我是个害虫专家-又来了-I'manexterminator.-Herewego.139嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable--140“Bob赶走了所有害虫”"Bob'sbugsbegone"?141是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobYeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?142好吧你们要做家庭作业Okay.you'vegothomeworktodo.143我要去换尿布了I'vegotadiapertochange.144她的不是我的Hers--notmine.145我还没老到那地步呢Iain'tthatold!146我还是上楼去吧I'mgonnabeupstairs.147-Gabe出去-好吧-Gabe--out.-Okay,fine.148不过有个帅哥什么时候来啊Butwhen'sthathotguygettinghere?149出去Out!150-小孩子-嗯-Kids.-Yeah.151哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.152没关系我们看一本就行Oh,that'sokay,wecanjustsharemine.153-可以吗-完美-Isthatokay?-Perfect.154好Good,155因为这都只是为了学习CauseI'mallaboutthelearnin'.156-我去拿铅笔-哦我有-Letmejustgrabapencil.-Ohyeah,Imighthaveone.157我想我把铅笔忘在学校了IthinkIleftmypencilsatschool.158我也是Metoo.159女士们先生们Ladiesandgentlemen!160有请PJ和感应乐队PJandtheVibe!161哇看来你就住在那个怪小子PJ的隔壁啊Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoortothatweirdPJkid.162嗯他不在隔壁Hmm.Yeah,he'snotnextdoor.163他在楼下He'sdownstairs...164而且他是我哥Andhe'smybrother.165哦哦抱歉Oh!oh,I'm--I'msorry.166我也是Yeah,metoo.167等下等下等下停停Waitwaitwait!stopstop!168Emmett开头你应该用强拍的Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat.169哥们我是打击乐器Dude,I'mpercussion,170让我“打击”Letme"percush"!171拜托了两位Forcryingoutloud,guys!172你好嘛What'sup?173你们能小声点吗我们正在学习Canyoupleaseturnitdown?We'retryingtostudy.174不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界Nocando,sis.There'sonlyonelevelinrock'n'roll.175那就是响亮Andthatisloud!176我想我们可以体谅一下你妹妹Whoawhoa.Ithinkwecanaccommodateyourlittlesister.17拜托Excuseme,178这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队ButthebandiscalledPJandthevibe.179“感应”就没发言权吗Sowhat,theVibedoesn'tgetasay?180我我就是感应I--I'mthevibe.181是啊了解了Yeah,Igotthat.182所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈Oh,soyougotmyvibe,huh?183我还是回去吧I'mgonnabeoverhere.184-关小声点-你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart.185我不会安静的Iwillnotbesilent!186hey!187如果再逼我下来的话IfIhavecomedownhereagain,188这个会插在某个地方thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse189Okay?190对了她和谁一起学习呢Yo,who'ssheuptherestudyingwithanyway?191是不是又一位美女Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse?192是她迷恋的男生Someguyshe'stotallyinto.193我不敢相信她居然对我不忠Ican'tbelieveshe'scheatingonme.194她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人She'snotcheatingonyou.Shebarelyknowsyouexist.195不对我们只是关系进展比较慢而已No,see,ourrelationshipisjustdevelopingslowly.196-不你们没关系-有-No,thereisnorelationship.-Yes,thereis.197-没有是你的幻想-不是-No,it'sallinyourhead!-no,198才不是因为连我妈都知道我们的关系it'snot,'causeevenmymumknowaboutit199好了我们学到哪儿了Nowthen,wherewerewe?200其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的Youknow,actually,Ithinkyouwerealittlebitcloser.201好了细胞呼吸作用Allright--cellularrespiration.202-你介意吗-一点也不-Doyoumind?-notatall.203趁这个时候Whilewe'reatit--204-你们干嘛呢-噢Gabe-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh!gabe!205-你想怎么样啊-吃晚饭-Whatdoyouwant?-Dinner!206一整天都没人给我做饭Nobody'sfedmeallday!207我也算这个家的一员对吧AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right?208冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治There'sahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge209自己去吃吧Knockyourselfout.210好了所有兄弟都搞定了Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof.211-太好了-不会再有人打搅我们了-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions.212-Teddy-哦天呐-Teddy!-Oh,god!213-你想干嘛-我需要你-Whatdoyouwant?!-Ineedyou214照看下宝宝towatchthebabyforasec.215不No!216不No!217不准告诉你妈Nobodytellsmom!218到这儿来CharlieComehere,Charlie.219好了Oh,yes.220-Charlie没事-哦但是我有事-Charlie'sfine.-Ooh!ButI'mnot.221嗯TeddyUh,Teddy,222叫PJ去发动油门TellPJtofireupthebugtruck,223我想我得去趟医院IthinkIgottagotothehospital.224还有Teddy接下来你得照顾下宝宝Oh,andTeddy,you'regonnahavetowatchthebaby.225不好吧No!Okay.226放松点十分钟后就到医院Relax,bethehospitalin10mintues227知道了拜托尽快Okay,justpleasepleasehurry.228噢哇我的屁股在燃烧Oh,wow!Mybuttisonfire!229真是见鬼了Thatissoweird!230上周Emmett和我写一首歌Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong231就是这句话Withthatexactsametitle.232那太好了儿子但是请你别唱了That'sgreat,son.justpleasedon'tsing--233-我的屁股在燃烧-别唱了-Mybuttisonfire!?-Stopit.234烫的面积和轮胎一样大It'sthesizeofatire!235别唱了Stopit!236-拳打甲壳虫-噢你在干嘛-Punchbuggy!-Ow!Whatareyoudoing?!237238拜托你好好开车啦Couldyoudrive,please?!239-你想玩认车牌游戏吗-不想-Hey,youwanttoplaylicenseplategame?-No!240密歇根州（车牌）Michigan.241-也许我该走了-不-MaybeIshouldgo.-no!242嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Um,she'salmostdonewithbottle243然后她就会睡觉了Andthenshe'llgorighttosleep.244我们就能约会---学习了Thenwecanstudly--Imeanstudy.245我们学到哪儿了Now,uh,wherewerewe?246Okay.247-哦-什么是细胞呼吸作用-Yeah.-Whatiscellularrespiration?248就是葡萄糖及其他化合物That'swhenglucoseandothercompounds249发生氧化反应释放化学能oxidizetoproducechemicalenergy,250-还有水和二氧化碳-嗯-waterandcarbondioxide.-Mm-hmm.251也被称为屁Alsoknownaspoop.252哦老天Oh,boy.253忍着点老爸Hanginthere,dad.254哇屁股火区扩散了Wow!Buttfirespreading.255-医生在哪里-我去找找-Where'sthedoctor?-I'llgosee.256等等等等等等Okay,waitwaitwait.Wait.Wait.Wait.257等等我们不要让妈知道我们在这是不Wait.wait.Wedon'twantmomtoknowwe'rehere,right?258所以小心点Sopleasebecareful.259不要引人注意Justtryandblendin.260老爸拜托Dad,comeon.261这么帅怎么可能不引人注目It'shardforthistoblendin.262那就想个办法Justfiguresomethingout.263想个办法"figuresomethingout."264想个办法"figuresomethingout."265妈妈Mom!266你是医生吗You'rethedoctor?267是的Yes.268我是Iam.269我是医生Iamdoctor...270是Chandrasooleewan医生Shh--Chandrasooleewan.271-你是印第安人吗-我们更愿意被称为美国原住民-AreyouIndian?-WeprefertobecalledNativeAmerican.272你真的是个医生吗Areyousureyou'rearealdoctor?273你看起来太年轻了Youlookkindayoung.274你说话口气跟我老婆一样Yousoundlikemywife.275好了嗯Okay,uh--276你哪儿出问题了Whatseemstobetheproblem?277有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了Ihaveafishhookinmylip!278-怎么搞成这样的-我爸不擅长钓鱼-How'dthishappen?-Mydadisnotaverygoodfisherman.279嘿我爸不擅长下楼梯Hey,mine'snotaverygoodwalking-down-the-stairsman.280那么So--281我猜你得有九十七磅吧I'mguessingyou'rea97-pounder.282嘘乖宝宝Hush,littlebaby283快睡觉Gobeddy-bye284Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩Teddywantstokissareallycuteguy.285怎么样了How'sitgoing?286不错孩子快睡着了Well,we'regettingthere.287啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Wellwellwell.Whathavewehere?288Emmett你怎么还在这儿Emmett,whyareyoustillhere?289我在找厨房Well,Iwaslookingforthekitchen,290但是我好像不小心进了舞厅ButIseemtohavestumbledupontheballroom.291-你好-Teddy我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人-hello?-Teddy,it'sMrsDabneyfromnextdoor.292我没看见你的猫No,Ihavenotseenyourcat.293我打给你是因为你弟弟I'mcallingaboutyourbrother;294他要把我家都吃空了He'seatingmeoutofhouseandhome295Gabe离我的馅饼远点Gabe!Stepawayfromthepie!296知道了我马上来Okay,I'llberightthere.297等下Spencer我两分钟后回来Allright.spencer,I'llbebackinliketwominutes.298千万别走Emmett出去走走Don'tgoanywhere.emmett,gosomewhere.299你对我的女朋友有何居心Sowhatdoyouthinkyou'redoingwithmygirlfriend?300她才不是你女朋友She'snotyourgirlfriend301好吧也许我们两个该到门外Okay,maybemeandyouneedtostepoutside...302这样你就能送我上自行车了Soyoucanwalkmetomybike.303你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗Youheretogivememyspongebath?304-PJ-嗨妈妈-PJ?-Hey,mom.305你在这做什么Whatareyoudoinghere?306我告诉你我不会做什么吧I'lltellyouwhatI'mnotdoinghere--307我不会给多毛的人做擦浴的Givingspongebathstobighairyguys.308所以妈妈有什么事吗So,mom,what's--what'sthehapps?309什么What's--310嗨亲爱的Hey,honey!311-Bob-干的漂亮儿子-Bob!-Nicework,son.312好了到底出什么事了Okay,what'sgoingonhere?313爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了Dadfelldownthestairsandbrokehisbutt.314-你那时没抱着孩子吧-呃抱着呢-Youweren'tholdingthebaby,wereyou?-Um,yes--315然后没有再然后又抱着了Thenno,thenyesagain.316Bob你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Bob,youpromisedmeyouweren'tgonnadropthisone!317亲爱的听着这只是个小意外Honey,look,itwasjustalittleaccident.318顺便说句我那一接太精彩了Oh,andbytheway,fortherecord--anamazingcatch!319我就知道我犯了个大错误Iknewthiswasahugemistake.320我不应该回来工作的Inevershould'vegonebacktowork.321宝贝没事的Sweetheart,thisisallgonnabeokay.322不不才不会没事No.no,it'snot.323这也太难了我做不来It'stoohard.Ican'tdothis.324我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作Imean,whatmademethinkIcouldgobacktoworkfulltime325一边照顾好四个孩子andtakecareoffourkids?326我是个糟糕的母亲I'materriblemother.327不不你不是的Nono,you'renot.328听着如果真要说，我才是个糟糕的父亲Look,ifanything,I'mahorriblefather.329我知道Iknow!330你们两个冷静点好吗Wouldyouguyschill?331你们是很棒的父母You'regreatparents.332我TeddyGabe现在都很不错啊Teddy,gabeandmeturnedoutprettygood.333是的别难过了Yeah,comeon.334我们还是做对了不少事情We'vegottobedoingsomethingright.335我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了Imean,hey,lookatthis--ourson'sadoctor.336我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作I'mserious.Withbothofusworking,337可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了PoorlittleCharliedoesn'tstandachance.338放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾孩子的Comeon,noone'sgoingsoloonthis.339我们几个小孩都会帮你的Alluskidsaregonnahelpout.340不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错Andifcharliegetsalittlemessedupalongtheway,341我们会一起承担责任的Wecanallsharetheblame.342Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室DrChandrasooleewantotheoperatingroom.343真是忙个没完啊Itneverends!345我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你Sorryaboutthat,MrsDabney,butyou346也许不该让他进门的probablyshouldn'tlethimin.347我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的Ididn'tlethimin.Hecrawledthroughthecatdoor.348Gabe你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Gabe,istheresomethingyouwanttosaytoMrsDabney?349有Yeah.350你明天晚上打算做什么？Whatareyoufixingtomorrownight?351352修理猫洞Thecatdoor.353我会保证锁好它的Gonnamakesureit'slocked.354好了我想我们要走了Okay.Ithinkwe'redonehere.355-晚安-是的-Goodnight.-Itisnow.356好了我们回家吧Allright,let'sgo.357-你在干嘛-哦现在你突然-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh,sonowyou'resuddenly358-对我感兴趣了-Gabe你是我弟弟-interestedinme?-gabe,you'remylittlebrother.359我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'veneverbeeninterestedinyou.360我开玩笑呢I'mkidding.361到底怎么了What'sgoingon?362自从这个宝宝来到世上Eversincethebabyarrived,363每个人都总是忽略我Everyone'sbeenignoringme.364我觉得我是隐形的IfeellikeI'minvisible.365我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子I'mjustthelosermiddlekid...366就像你一样Likeyou.367当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊JustbecauseI'mamiddlekiddoesn'tmakemealoser.368那是什么让你变得窝囊了Thenwhatdoesmakeyoualoser?369我不窝囊拜托Iamnotaloser.Okay?370我本来也是最小的AndIwasababyonce.371然后你来到了这世上Andthenyoucamealong.372开始我也不开心AndIwasnothappyaboutit.373但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想ButthenyoupeedonPJandIthought,374嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧"Hey,givethekidashot."375听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样Look,somedayyou'regonnafeelthesameway376看待Charlie的aboutCharliethatIfeelaboutyou.377那么你怎么看待我的Well,howdoyoufeelaboutme?378这么说吧Let'sputitthisway--379全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里Thehottestguyinschoolisatourhouserightnow,380而我现在却和你在一起AndI'mherewithyou.381看她多可爱啊Lookhowcutesheis.382我已经开始对她有好感了Iamwarminguptoheralready!383好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏Okay,Charlie'sasleep,Gabe'splayingavideogame384我们终于可以独处了Andwearefinallyalone.385嗨大家好Hey,everybody!386我尾骨撞伤了Ihaveabruisedcoccyx.387哦拜托Oh,comeon!388这个词搞笑That'safunnyword.389尾骨Coccyx!390医生给他开了止痛药Thedoctorgavehimpainmedication.391是我放屁了吗不好意思Wasthatme?Sorry.392我那个地方还有点麻木I'malittlenumbdownthere.393其实是接我的人来了Uh,actually,that'smyride.394当然是了Ofcourseitis.395很高兴见到你小伙子It'sgoodtomeetyou,son.396哦晚安宝贝Oh,goodnight,sweetheart.397晚安先生Goodnight,sir.398-晚安-晚安-Goodnight.-Goodnight.399尾骨Coccyx!400这就是爸如何抢走我的初吻的Sothat'showdadgotmyfirstkiss401还有你的第一次飞翔Andhowyouflewforthefirsttime.402但是好消息是Butthegoodnewsis--403没有好消息Nah,thereisnogoodnews.404我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了Itakethatback!It'satextfromspencer!405他约我明天一起出去Hewantstohangoutwithmetomorrownight406去他家Athishouse!407哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh!I'vegottagowashyourpukeoutofmyjacket.408哦对了还有一件事Oh,and,uh,onemorething--409当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥Whenyou'remyageandyoumeetacuteboy,410不管什么情况千万不要Donot,underanycircumstances,411带他来家中evereverbringhimhome.412因为如果你这么做的话那么Causeifyoudo,well--413祝你好运CharlieGoodluck,Charlie.414哦太舒服了Oh,that'swonderful.415真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Thankyousomuchfordoingthis.416嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务Hey,ifIcan'tbethereformypatients,417那我还装什么医生WhatkindofpretenddoctoramI?418那么你有没想过剃毛So,uh,doyoueverthinkaboutshaving--419全身Like,everywhere?420我剃过啊上周Idid--lastweek.