功夫熊猫3英文台词

WithyourchiIwillfinallybeabletoreturntothemortalworld.Andthistime,youwon`tbetheretostopme.Itwasnevermydestinytostopyou.Ihavesetanotheronthatpath.ThenIwillfindhim...andtakehischi,too.Justiceisabouttobeserved!We`llhavetwojusticeplatters,please.UM??three??threeAndafewtofubuns.Oh,thespicynoodlesoupforTigress.Didyouwantextrasaucewiththat?Shewantsitontheside.Ontheside.??Ontheside.GO，DragonWarrior!Youcandoit!Go,DragonWarrior!Defendthevalley!DragonWarrior!Go,DragonWarrior!Defendthevalley!Youguysaren`tdoingthedramaticPose,areyou?DowehavetostrikeaPoseeverytimeweland?Youguys,neverunderestimatethePowerofadramaticentrance.I`veheardaboutsomemasterswhocanwinafightjustbythrowingopenadoor.Dramaticentrance?MasterShifu.TheDragonWarrioriscorrect.Really?Iwasjustmaking...UH，yeah,Imean,am.Beforethebattleofthefistcomesthebattleofthemind.Hence,thedramaticentrance.Nicedramatic`stheoccasion?Todaywillbemyfinalclass.Yourfinal..?Wait.Ididn`tevenknowyouweresick!Althoughyouhavebeenlookingalittle...I`mnotsick....healthy,Alittlelot,actually.Myfinalclass,becausefromnowonyourtrainingwillbeinthehandsoftheDragonWarrior.What?什么Me,teach?WhynotTigress?She`salwaystellingeveryonewhattodo.Bequiet,POYouseewhatImean?TigressisnottheDragonWarrior.Youare.Comeon,they`retheFive.WhatcouldIteachthem?Thereisalwayssomethingmoretolearn,evenforamaster.Forinstance...letmeshowyouanothermove...thedramaticexit.What`sthat?Areyoukiddingme?Where`dhego?Master.He`sgone,`scool.Weawaityourinstruction,master.Allyouhavetoloseisourrespect.Imean,seriously,howbadcanitbe?Verybad!Very,verybad!Okay,`sswitchitup.Monkey!Immovablemountainstance!Yes,master!Tigress,tornadobackflip!Yes,master.Oh,no!Fire!Fire!-Stop!Sorry!Myfault.Crane,gohigh.Imeanlow!Low!Ah,myclawthingy!Uh,ViperandTigress,douh,like,atotempolepoisontechnique!Youtwo,doaswarminginsectbite...withayellowtail,yellowjacket,spicytuna..I`msorry.Goodjob,Po.Didyouatleastlearnalittlesomething?Yes.Thatyoucan`tteach.AndTigressisflammable,itturnsout.Yeah,thatwasacompletedisaster.Uh,I`mgladwe`renotPorightnow.Whataloser!WhatwasShifuthinking?WhatwasOogwaythinking?Ithinkheheardus.Ididn`thearanything.Uh,hesaidyou`realoser.I`msorry,Oogway.Wouldyoustopdoingthat?Howwasyourfirstdayteaching?Humiliating.Iheard.Whotoldyou?DidTigresstellyou?IheardfromMonkey,andCrane,andMantis...andyourdad,andfromthegiftshop...andthoseducksyoujustpassed...andTigresstoleme.Didshealsotellyouthatit`llneverhappenagain?BecauseI`mdone.Teachingorbeinghumiliated?Both!Idon`tknowwhyyoueverthoughtIcouldteachthatclass.Oh,Iknewyoucouldn`t.What?Yousetmeuptofail?Why?Ifyouonlydowhatyoucando,youwillneverbemorethanyouarenow.Idon`twannabemore!IlikewhoIam.Youdon`tevenknowwhayouare.Whatdoyou...?OfcourseIdo.I`mtheDragonWarrior.Andwhatexactlydoesthatmean,DragonWarrior?Itmeans,youknow,justgoingaroundandpunchingandkicking.Defendingthevalley!Andstuff.Punchingandkicking?YouthinkthatiswhatthegreatMasterOogwaysawforyou?A500-yearprophecyfulfilledsoyoucouldspendyourdayskickingbutt...andrunningthroughtownhigh-fivingbunnies?Yes?-No!Oogwaysawgreatnessinyou,Po.Againstmybetterjudgment.Morethanyoucanseeinyourself.Incrediblepowerawaitsyou.Powerbeyondanythingyoucanimagine.Whatwasthat?Thatwaschi.What`schi?Theenergythatflowsthroughalllivingthings.Soyou`resayingifIteach,I`llbeabletodocoolstufflikethat？No,I`msayingifyouteach,I`llbeabletodocoolstufflikethat.Masteringchirequiresmasteryofself.Oogwaysataloneinacavefor30yearsaskingonequestion."WhoamI?""WhoamI?"I`mluckyifIgetfiveminutesbeforeyouinterrupt...SonowIhavetositaloneinacavefor30years?Eventually.Afteryoumasterteaching.Teaching?There`snowayI`mevergonnabelikeyou.I`mnottryingtoturnyouintome.I`mtryingtoturnyouintoyou.Turnmeintome?Waitasecond,thatmakesno...Almostthere,Shifu.Justalittlemoreconfusingandyou`llbethenextOogway.Sorry,nooffense,Masterjust...I`llletyougetbacktoyoureternalpeace.Whatisthisplace?Mybrother`sfarm.IfIsteppedonyou,wouldyoudie?Yes.Themortalrealm.Youhearthat,Oogway?I`mback.Kaihasreturned!Who?Kai,GeneralKai.SupremewarlordofallChina.TheJadeofpain.YoumayknowmeastheBeastofVengeance.MakerofWidows?Okay,IusedtoworkwithOogway.Oh,MasterOogway!Now,hewasagreatwarrior.We`veheardofMasterOogway.Okay,okay,!FindOogway`sstudents,andbringthemtome.BythetimeIamdonewiththem,Oogway...Therewillbenooneleftwhowillevenrememberyourname.Kaiiscoming!Iamready...toteachyoualesson.Teachme?Oh,no!It`stheDragonteacher!Yeah,he`ssohandsome!Thankyouforthecompliment.No!Pleasedon`tteachmetodeath!Po?Oh,hey,`sup?Iwasjust,uh...stoppingbyforalittlesoak.Okay.What`swrong?Nothing.Nothing?Icomehometofindyoutakingabathwithyourdolls...Actionfigures....andinsteadofaddingbathsaltstothewater,youjustaddedszechuanpeppercorns.Szechuan...Oh,oh,mytenders!Oh...Okay,yes,something`swrong.There,there,son.Youtellyourdaddyallaboutit.Liftyourarm.ShifusaysIdon`tknowwhatitmeanstobetheDragonWarrior.NowIhavetobeateacher?IthoughtIfinallyknewwhoIwas.IfI`mnottheDragonWarrior,whoamI?Ateacher?Teachingkungfu?Po,that`sapromotion!Takethejob,son!And,somedaywhenyou`reinchargeofthewholeJadepalace...Icansellnoodlesinthelobby!Whyareyoustillheretakingabathlikeababy?Getout!Getup!Go,go,go!Franchiseexpansionawaitsus!ButwhatabouttheDragonWarriorlook-alikecontest?Oh,alwayswinsthat.Skadoosh.AndtheDragonWarriordumpling-eatingcontest?Ihavetodefendmytitle.Noone`sgonnabeatyourdumpling-eatingrecord.Someone`sabouttobeatyourdumpling-eatingrecord!Go!Go!Who`seatingmydumplings?Andwho`spayingforthem?Isthatanewrecord?Whoareyou?IamLiShan.What?I`mLiShan.I`mlookingformyson.Youlostyourson?Yes.Manyyearsago.Ilostmyfather.I`mverysorry.Thankyou.Well,goodlucktoyou.You,too.Ihopeyoufindyourson.AndIhopeyoufindyourfather.Son?Oh,mygosh,itisyou!Well,don`tjuststanndyouroldmanahug!Ican`tbelieveyou`realive!Oh,IthoughtIlostyouforever,littleLotus.,thisisveryembarrassing...butIthinkyou`vegotmeconfusedwithapandanameLotus.MynameisPo.Oh,right,youwouldn`tknow.,littleLotuswasthenameyouweregiveatbirth.Really?-Really!Ican`tbelieveit!Afteralltheseyears,you`rereallyhere?Thisisamazing!Oh,Dad!Come!Sayhito,um...Idon`tknowwhatI`msupposedtocallyou.I`mprettysurehesaidhisnameisLi.You.Comehere.Thankyou,thankyou.fortakingsuchgoodcareofmyson.Youson?Now,holdonjustaminute.Howdoweknowthisstrangerisevenrelatedtoyou?Lookatthat.Ourbelliescouldbebrothers!-Thatissocool.Hey,son,letmeteachyouhowtobellygong.Allgong.-Theyjigglethesame!It`slikelookinginafatmirror.Ican`tbelievewe`retakingapicturetogether.ButIstilldon`tunderstand.IthoughtPowastheonlypandaleft.`sawholebunchofus.Where?Asecretpandavillageinthemountains.Asecretpanda...ButhowdidyouknowwhereIwas?Ireceivedamessagethatledmehere.Howcouldyoureceiveamessageifnoonecouldfindyou?Soundssuspicioustome.No,itwasamessagefromtheuniverse.Rats!Now,what`sallthisaboutaDragonWarrior?HowdidyouknowIwasaDragonWarrior?Didtheuniversetellyouthat,too?No,theposterdid.Andthegiftshop.Iboughtatinycup.Oh,right,ofcourse!Youhavenoidea.There`ssomuchtoshowyou.You`regonnabesoawesomelyproud.Comeon,comeon!I`malreadyawesomelyproud.Couplemoresteps.-Givemeaminute.Feelingtheburn.Doyouhavepandaasthma,too?Doesthatruninthefamily?Dad,you`regonnalovethis.It`s,likethecoolestthingever.Thisisthehallofheroes.HomeofthemostpricelesskungfuartifactsinallofChina!Thisplaceis...Awesome?Wereyougonnasay...Youweregonnasay"Awesome"right?Becauseittotallyis!Totally!-Butbesupercareful.Everything`sveryfragilehere.Liketheurnofwhisperingwarriors.Someonebrokethatonce.Who?-Someidiot.ThisisMasterFlyingRhino`sbattlearmor!IwonderifIcouldfitinthat.Getoutofmyhead,dad!I`vewonderedthesamething!IfIcouldfitinit?Ifyoucould?No,ifIcouldfit.Dad,checkitout!MasterRam`scrossbow,theinfamousgatesmasher.Dad,lookatthis!ThebattlehelmetsifMasterRat`sarmy.They`resotiny!MasterDolphin`swaterproofarmor!Thisismyfavorite.Checkitout,It`sthelegendarybattlerickshawofEmperorHawk.Sweetride.Dad,whatareyoudoing?We`renotsupposedtotouchanything!Oh,sorry,Iputitback?Yeah,youprobablyshould.Youlooksocool,though.Howdoesitfeel?Dothehingeshinge?DoesitsmelllikeRhino?Doesitfeellikeyou`reimpenetrable?Doesitfeellikeyoucouldtakeonathousandwarriors...andemergeunscathed?Yeah,it`sprettycool.Iwonderwhatthisshouldpullit.IthinkIjustpeedalittle.Anythingelseweshouldtryinhere,son?Charge!Faster,faster,faster!Thumbwar!Reinforcements!Nofair,Nofair.Thisissomuchfu...Herewego!Go,go,go!Awesome!Faster,faster,faster.There,there.I`mfine,I`mfine.Thereyougo.Dolphin-styleattack!Yougetretreat!Golong,son!Iwasn`tready!Comingbackatyou.-Igotit.I`mgoinghigh!Thereyougo.Comeon,throwit!I`mcomingforyou.Bringiton,MasterRhino.HereIcome!I`mgonnagetyou.Iamgonnagetyou!I`mgonnagetyou.Iamgonnagetyou!Who`sgotyou?Who`sgonnagetyou?MasterRhino.What?What`swrong?Hello.Guys,guys.You`renevergonnaguesswhojustshowedup.Notinamillionyears.Youjusttry.Yourfather!Howdidyoujustguessthat?Oh,waita,yeah,ofcourse.Welookexactlythesame.Dad,sayhitomyfriends.Mantis,Tigress,Monkey,Crane,andViper.Oh,Viper,wasit?-Monkey,sir.They`rekindofmybestfriends.Andthis...Thisismaster.Uh...itisanhonortomeetyou,MasterPanda.Perhapsyourfatherwouldcaretojoinusinthetraininghall.Yoursonwillbeteachingtheclass.I`msurehe`stired.I`msureyou`retired.He`stired.I`mgonnashowhimtotheChrysanthemumSuite.What,tired?No,I`mfine.Iwouldlovetowatchyouteach.Trustme,it`llbemorefunjusttowatchme...Fight!Whatisthat?Thevalley`sunderattack.Son?Underattack?Thisisperfect!NowyoucanseewhatbeingtheDragonWarrior`sallabout!Followme!Enemiesofjustice,prepareforwar!Areyoukiddingme?What`sthedealwiththegreenguys?SomekindofJadezombies.Jadezombies?Jombies!Jinx!Lotus,becareful!It`sokay,dad,Idothiseveryday!Irecognizetheseguys.TheMasterBadgertwins,withtheircrushingdouble-gongtechnique!Yeah,that`stheone!Andthatguyis...No!MasterPorcupine!Ithoughthediedahundredyearsago.Theseguysarelegend!Getaquicksketchofus.Didyougetit?Didyougetit?Oh,Iblinked.Canwegetanotherone?I`mbeingchokedbyMasterPorcupine.Thisissocool.Oh,`syou!Po,focus!“Messagefromtheuniverse.”I`llgiveyouamessagefromtheuniverse.Stayawayfrommyson!Sorry,`llcleanuplater.Notmygoodpan!Uh,takethisone.Lotus！Watchout!Dad,checkoutmydumplingsofdoom.Gotcha.Iseeyou.Yourchiwillsoonbemine.Ishetalkingtome?-Whichone?They`realltalking.Whoa,you`reright.That`ssoscary.Weshouldtrythat,it`dbescarybackatthem.Okay,butwegottaplanwhatwe`regonnasayfirst.Otherwise,itwon`tbescary.It`lljustbestupid.It`snotthemtalking,youidiots!It`smetalkingthrough!Who?Okay,okay,okay,Enough.Didyouseethat?-Whatjusthappened?Thegreensmoke,justpoof!Andthenpoof!Shifu,whatwasthat?Kai?Kai?Kai?Nope,neverheardofhim.Whereisit?There`ssomuchwisdominhere,Ican`tfindanything.Yes!Behold.Alltheanswerswillbefoundwithin.What?It`sblank?Areyoukiddingme?Notagain.Wait,wait,holdon.Sorry.Oh,okay.Herewego.ItiswritteninOogway`shand.“Longago,Ihadabrother...”Oogwayhadabrother?“Inarms.Inarms”Sorry.Hesays,"Brother-in-arms."Maybeyoushouldjustunrollitallatonce?"Iwasanambitiousyoungwarriorleadingagreatarmy.AndfightingbymysidewasKai...myclosestfriend.Oneday,wewereambushed.Iwasbadlywounded.Myfriendcarriedmefordays,lookingforhelp...untilwecametoasecretvillagehighinthemountains.Anancientplaceofhealing.Avillageofpandas.Pandas?Yes,pandas.Pandaswhousedthepowerofchitohealme.Theytaughtmehowtogivechi.Oh,butKaiwantedthepoweralltohimself.Hesawthatwhatcouldbegivencouldalsobetaken.Ihadtostophim.Ourbattleshooktheearth...Until,finally...IbanishedKaitothespiritrealm.Shouldheeverreturntothemortalrealm...Hecanonlybestoppedbyatruemasterofchi.""Truemasterofchi"?Likeyou!Me?Icanbarelymakeaflowerbloom.Ineedatleast30moreyears,andacave.Weneedachimaster.Hewillcontinuestealingthechiofmastersuntilhehasconsumeditall.Wehavetothinkofawaytoshophim!He`llgetmoreandmorepowerfulwitheverymasterhedefeats.Thereisnochoice.Wefight.Icanteachyou,son.Youcandothis?Ofcourse.I`mapanda.Thatmustbewhytheuniversesentyouhere!Okay,sowhatdoIhavetodo?Youhavetocomehomewithme.What?Tothesecretvillage?Yes,son.Youmustrediscoverwhatitistobeapanda.Youhavetolearntolivelikeapanda,sleeplikeapanda...Eatlikeapanda.Those103dumplings?Iwasjustwarmingup.I`vealwaysfeltlikeIwasn`teatinguptomyfullpotential.No,youcan`ttakePoawayfrom,no.Iwantasecondopinion.Shifu,openanotherscrollorsomething.Ithinkheshouldgo.Fine,athirdopinion.Monkey?Viper?Tigress?Dad,youheardwhatShifusaidOogwaysaid.Thisguycanonlybestoppedbyamasterofchi.AndIcanonlymasterchibyknowingwhoIreallyam.Well,I`mapanda.I`llpackyoualunchfortheroad.DoyoureallythinkPocanmasterchiintime?Doesn`tmatterwhatIthink.Itonlymatterswhattheuniversethinks.So,that`sa"No"?Master,whatarewegoingtodo?YouaregoingtofindoutwhereKaiis.FollowthetrailofthoseJadecreatures.Butdonotengage...Forwitheveryfoehefaces,Kaibecomesstronger.Whyme?IsitbecauseIasked?No,Itisbecauseyoucan!Shouldhavekeptyourbeakshut.AndtakeMantis.Oh,itbecauseI...？Yes.Lunchbreak.Youdon`tneedtoaskmetwice.Dad?Yes?-Dad?Yes?Whatareyoudoinghere?WhatamIdoing?Gettingabackache.Didyouhavetosteponeveryrock?No,Imean,whyareyouhere?WhatwasIsupposedtodo,huh?Whatifthepandasdon`thavefoodyoulike?You`renevergonnabeabletosavetheworldonanemptystomach.Iconsidermypresencemissioncritical.Oh...yes,aboutthat.Wecan`tsharethelocationofthevillagewith...Well,youthinkIcan`tkeepasecret,huh?IraisedPofor20yearsbeforeIfinallytoldhimhewasadopted.Seriously?-Yeah.Okay.Iguessitwouldbecrueltomakeyouflyback.Youcanfly?I`mabird,Po.We`rehere.Surelookslikealongwaysupthere.Andmysonhatesstairs.So,let`sgohome.We`repandas.Wedon`tdostairs.I`vewaitedmywholelifetohearthosewords.Rats.Thisisthesecretpandavillage?Nowonderyoukeepitasecret.Ifilivedhere,Iwouldn`ttellanyoneeither.Nowyoucan"Whoa".Whoa!Let`sgo!-Overhere!Comeon!Lookoverthere!Li?Everyone!Li`sback!They`rebothback!-Hefoundhisson!Hemakeit!-They`reback!Li?-Hefoundhisson!Everyone!Li`sback!Hangon,we`recoming!Hemadeit!Theymadeit!-Whyarewerunning?Theymadeit!LiShanisback!Everyone!Everyone,gatheraround!Thisismyson!Hello,hi.-He`shere!You`rehere!-Triplets!Hi,I`mKuKu!I`mMengMeng.-I`mShuaiShuai.Yourfurissoft.-Hesmellslikecookies.He`ssohandsome,justlikehisfather.Thankyou.Son,theseareyourcousins.DimandSum.Ihavecousins!Welcome!-Welcome!Bunsonastring.Wecallitasnacklace.That`sright.We`llmakeyouanotherone.It`syou!So...That`snice.-Yeah,hi!Idon`tknowwhoyouare.Oh,stripybeautiful.Okay,carefulwith`smyactionfigure.CanIkeepher?CanI?-No...problem.Ofcourse.Yeah.That`swhyIbroughther.Takegoodcareofher.Yes!Stripybaby.Youlookjustlikeme,butababy.You`relikeme,butold.You`relikeme,butfatter!You`relikeme,but...withahat.Hedoeswearahat!Youalllooklikeme.Let`sfeastinmyson`shonor.What`sthat?Pandasdon`troll!HaveyoueverseenanyonelooksoridiculousPo,whatareyoudoing?Po!You`reright,thatisbetterthanwalking.Yeah,that`sthegoodstuff.Havesomedumplings.？Whatkindofpandadoesn`tknowhowtoroll?Well,I`mkindofnewatthiswhole"Beingapanda"Thing.Hey,whatkindofpandaareyou?Youhaveafunnyneck.I`mnotapandaatall.What`sthat?-Myhat.What`sthat?-Mybeak.What`sthat?-Mywing.What`sthat-Mydumplings.Nomorequestions!Goaway,kid.Here,son.Ipackedyourchopsticks.Thanks,Dad.-Wow.Oh,my.-What?Whatarethosefor?These?Thesearechopsticks.They`reforpickingupdumplings.Youmeanyouonlyeatoneatatime?Yummy.-Yeah,yummy.IknewIwasn`teatinguptomypotential!IamMeiMei.Wow,she`s`ssobeautiful.That`ssweet,Po.Butplease,trytosaveallothercomplimentsuntilaftertheperformance.Me?No,Idid`tsay...Shutit.Aftertheperformance.Hasitstartedyet？Bestribbondancerintheworld!Atleast,that`swhatshesaid.Lookaway.No.Youcan`t,canyou?Dad,whydoesshekeepstaringatmelike...That!Trytokeepup.Idon`treallyknowhowtodance!Ofcourseyoudo.Allpandasdance.Iknowwhatyouwerethinking.Youdo?"Howcanonepandabesobeautiful?"Forme?Oh!Po.helpmedads.-Yeah,no,you`reonyourown.You`redoinggreat,son.Yourturn.Yay,Po!Don`tworry.You`llgetthehangofit.Ihavesomuchtolearn.Wingsofsurveillance!Whydoyoudothat?-Dowhat?Justbecauseyousay"wingsof"beforesomething,itdoesn`tmeanthatyou`redoingaspecialmove.It`slikemesaying"antennaofpower"or"thoraxofmakingsandwiches".Wingsofdisagreement.There.MasterBear,MasterChicken,MasterCroc!Whatareyoudoingouthere?Jadecreaturesattackedourvillages.We`vetrackedthemhere.Stop!Theymustbeinthere.MasterShifustronglyadvisedus...nottoengage.We`vegottagetinthere.-ButMasterShifusaid...You`reseriouslyafraid?EvenMasterChicken`sgoinginthere!Andhe`sachicken.That`sit.I`mgoingin.Mantis!Wehaveordersnotto...Theyneedourhelp!Come`llgohigh,yougolow.No,wait.Fearthebug!Allright,youlittle...Holdon,buddy.I`mcoming!Antennaofpower!Ah!Itdidn`twork!Mantis!Yourchiisstrong.Justlikeyourfriend...Thebug.Mantis.Don`tworry,littlebirdie.I`llputyourchitogooduse...DestroyingtheJadepalaceandeveryoneinit.No！Wingsofregret!Oh,yeah.Firstdayofpandatraining!Allright,flower.I`mgonnamakeyoubloom..What?What?Whatisit?I`mreadyformyfirstdayofpandatraining.What?-Youknow,learntobepanda,masterchi,savetheworld!Pandassleeptillpastnoon.Solessonnumberoneis,"Gobacktobed".Ofcourse!Nobodysaidthiswasgonnabeeasy.DidIoversleep?Yousuredid.Yes!Yeah!Showhim,kids!Canyoudothis?Canyoudothat?Howaboutthis?Howaboutthat?AmIdoingit?Isthisgood?Igotit!Ka-blam!Crandmapanda,headsup!-Hello!Ow!Webetterroll.Po,lunchtime.Po?Yougottaletthehilltellyouwheretoroll.Rookiemistake.Dim,Sum,let`sshowhimhowwegouphill!It`sbeautiful.Snack!??-Whoo-hoo!Youcanfly?I`mcominginhot!Getthemwhilethey`recold.Whatareyoudoingthere?ThatfoodisforPo!Throwitin!There,`sit.Feelingrelaxed?-Totally.Justletyourselffallintoit.Gotit.I`mjust...Thereweletitallout.That`smyboy.Getoutofthere!Mynoodles!Leavemynoodlesalone.Subtle,subtle.Letmegetsomeofthat.Hey,leavemyhatalone!Welovenoodles!Morenoodles!JustlikemyPo.Whatareyouguyslookingat?That`showweroll!Cannonball!Yeah!Howwasthat?Now,youtryagain.Butdon`ttrysohard..Muchbetter.Thanks,Dad.Forwhat?Youknow,justfor,youknow,showingmewhatitfeelslike...Tobeapanda.So,whendoyouthinkI`llbeready?Ready?Youknow,tolearnhowtomasterchi.soon.Comeon,Iwannashowyousomethingon.Sorryaboutthemess.Idon`tusuallygetvisitors.IsthismyMom?Ihadthisdoneonyour100thday.YourMommacouldn`tholdyoustill.Younearlyatethepaper.It`strue.Whatwasshelike?Shewasthetotalpackage.Smart,beautiful...Tremendousappetie.Shewastheloveofmylife.Andthen,justwhenIthoughtIcouldn`tgetanyluckier...alongyoucame,mylittlelotus.Ireallyhaditall.Untilthatonemoment...whenIlosteverything.Dad.Youdon`thavetoworryaboutlosingmeeveragain.Okay?Letmegetsomeofthat.It`sfromtheEastermprovince!MaterLizard,MasterOx,MasterEagle.Allofthem.Ineveryvillagefromtheseatohere...everymasterinChina...hasvanished.Maybetheyareallataparty.Monkey.Ididn`tgetinvitedeither.Kaihastakentheirchi.Weareallthatstandbetweenhim...andtheknowledgeOogwayleftinourcare.Thevillagers,evacuated?Done,Master.Crane,Mantis?-Stillnothing.Wait.It`sthem!No!Kai.Nice.Verytacky.Howdareyousetfootonthesegrounds!Lookatyoupatheticfools.GrovelingatthefeetofOogwaythemagnificent.Youarenotfittospeakhisname.Iamnotfit,littlekitten?Ifoughtbyhisside.Ilovedhimlikeabrother.Andhebetrayedme.NowIwilldestroyeverythinghehascreated!Go!How`sthatforalittlekitten?IwillnotletyoudestroyOogway`smemory.Whynot?Hedestroyedmine.Mantis.Itisme,yourbestie!Sorry,Tigress!Sorry!Sorry!Sorry!Shifu.Bringthemtome.No.YoumustwarnPo.Master,please.Iwillshowyouthetruepowerofchi,brother.Oogway,forgiveme.Hmm.Whatdoyousay,Oogway?Doyouforgivehim?YoumayhavedestroyedtheJadepalace..Butyouwillneversucceed.Therewillalwaysbesomeonetostopyou.Who?Thepanda?Hischiisstrong...Butitwon`tbeenough.Hewillmeetthesamefateasyou.-No.Andsowilleverypandainthatvillage.Yes.Po,Ihopeyou`reready.Dance,.He`ssohandsome.That`sapandahug!Tigress?Who`sshe?Whoisthat?Bigstripybaby!Whatareyoudoinghere?Kaiattackedthevalley.He`stakeneverymasterinChina,includingShifuandtheothers.It`sallgone,Everyone?Everyone.How`smyrestaurant?We`lltalklater.Andnowhe`sonhiswayhere.He`safteryou,Po.He`safterallpandas.Howlongdowehave?Notlong.Please，tellmeyou`vemasteredchi.Here,takethebaby.-Dad!Dad!Okay,whobelongstothisone?Youneedtoteachmethesecretchitechniquenow!No,no,I`mafraidyouneedmoretime.Everyone,gogetyourthings!Letmehelpyouwiththat.Idon`thavemoretime.Ineedtolearnitnow!Sorry,you`renotready.Okay,packeverything!Iamready.-Notquite.Whatareyoutalkingabout?I`vedoneeverythingyou`veasked.I`vemasterednapping,sleepingin,hammocks,hottubs.Iamtotallyatonewithmypandaparts.Nowwhywon`tyoushowme?BecauseIdon`tknowit!Youwhat?Idon`tknowit,okay?Noonedoes.Maybeweusedto.Butnotanymore.Youlied?No,I...Yes.Wh...why?Tosaveyourlife!Ifindoutsomeblade-swingingmaniac