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传播优秀Word版文档，希望对您有帮助，可双击去除！传播优秀Word版文档，希望对您有帮助，可双击去除！传播优秀Word版文档，希望对您有帮助，可双击去除！MynameisMaryAliceYoung.Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.ImadeBreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.Icompletedmyprojects.Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.[Screams]It'smyneighbor.Ithinkshe'sbeenshot.There'sbloodeverywhere.Yes,you'vegottosendanambulance.You'vegottosendonerightnow.And,foramoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.Butonlyforamoment.IftherewasonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.Shedidn'thavethetime.Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea."Whynotquityourjob?""Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful."Butthiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit.Butshedidn'thavethetime.-Stopit,stopit,stopit.-But,Mom.No.Youaregoingtobehavetoday.Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam...-What'sthat?-Santa'scell-phonenumber.Howdidyougetthat?Iknowsomeonewhoknowssomeonewhoknowsanelf.Andifanyofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandIwilltellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.Areyouwillingtoriskthat?OK.Let'sgetthisoverwith.GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfood......andrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,mentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.Whynotpinthereceipttomychest?Heletmeknowwhathepaidforhiswife'sconvertible.-Justworkitin.-There'snowayIcan.Whynot?AttheDonahuepartyeveryonewastalkingmutualfunds.YoumentionedyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.Itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.Peoplearestaring.Keepyourvoicedown.Absolutely.Wewouldn'twantthemtothinkwe'renothappy.BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownThroughouttheneighborhood.EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.Paul.Zachary.-Hello,Mrs.VanDeKamp.-Youshouldn'thave.Itwasnotrouble.Thebasketwiththeredribbonisforyourguests.TheonewiththeblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It'sgotrolls,muffins,Breeakfasttypethings.Thankyou.TheleastIcoulddowasgiveyouadecentmealtolookforwardtointhemorning.Iknowyou'reoutofyourmindswithgrief.Yes,weare.Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou'redone.Ofcourse.SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt.SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?Well,sometimespeoplearesounhappy,theythinkthat'stheonlywaytosolvetheirproblems.-Mrs.Youngalwaysseemedhappy.-Yeah.Sometimespeoplepretendtobeoneway,whenthey'retotallydifferentinside.LikehowDad'sgirlfriendalwayssaysnicethings,butweknowshe'sabitch.Idon'tlikethatword,Julie.But,yeah,that'sagreatexample.[Man]You'rewelcome.[Julie]What'sgoingon?SorryI'mlate.-Hi,Susan.-Hey.SowhatdidKarlsaywhenyouconfrontedhim?You'lllovethis,hesaid,"Itdoesn'tmeananything.Itwasjustsex."Ah,yes,pageoneofthephilanderer'shandbook.ThenhegotthisZenlookonhisfaceandsaid,"Youknow,mostmenlivelivesofquietdesperation."-Tellmeyoupunchedhim.-No.Isaid,"Whatdomostwomenlead?Livesofnoisyfulfillment?"-Goodforyou.-Didhehavetobanghissecretary?Ihadthatwomantobrunch.Anerectpenisdoesn'thaveaconscience.Eventhelimponesaren'tthatethical.ThisiswhyIjoinedtheNRA.WhenRexstartedgoingtothoseconferences,IwanteditinthebackofhismindthathehadawifewithaloadedSmith&Wesson.Lynnie,Tom'salwaysaway.Doyoueverworryhemight...?He'sgottenmepregnantthreetimesinfouryears.Iwishhewashavingsexwithsomeoneelse.So,Susan,ishegonnastopseeingthatwoman?Idon'tknow.I'msorry,youguys,Ijust...Ijustdon'tknowhowI'mgonnasurvivethis.Listentome.Weallhavemomentsofdesperation.Ifwecanfacethemhead-on,that'swhenwefindouthowstrongwereallyare.[Faroff]Susan.Susan.IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveronFriday.HeneedsustohelppackupMaryAlice'sthings.Hecan'tfacedoingitbyhimself.-Sure.That'sfine.-AreyouOK?Yeah.I'mjustsoangry.IfMaryAlicewashavingproblems,sheshould'veletushelpher.Whatproblemscouldshehavehad?Shewashealthy,hadagreathome,anicefamily.Herlifewas...Ourlife.No.IfMaryAlicewashavingacrisis,we'dhaveknown.Shelives50feetaway,forGodsakes.Gabby,thewomankilledherself.Somethingmust'vebeengoingon.-Iwouldn'teatthatifIwereyou.-Why?Imadeit.Trustme.Hey,hey,doyouhaveadeathwish?No,Ijustdon'tbelievethatanybodycanscrewupmacaroniandcheese.Oh,myGod.Howdidyou...?Ittasteslikeit'sburntandundercooked.Yeah,Igetthatalot.Hereyougo.Thanks.I'mMikeDelfino.IjuststartedrentingtheSims'housenextdoor.SusanMayer.Iliveacrossthestreet.Mrs.Hubertoldmeaboutyou.Saidyouillustratechildren'sbooks.Yeah,I'mverybigwiththeunder-fiveset.-[Helaughs]-Whatdoyoudo?Plumber.Soifyoueverhaveaclog......orsomething.Nowthateverybody'sseenthatIbroughtsomething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.-[Babysqueals]-Ow.Easeup,youlittlevampire.Lynette,I'vebeenlookingalloverforyou.Areyouawareofwhatyoursonsaredoing?Cannonball!-[Boy]Stop!-[Boyscheer]Whatareyoudoing?Weareatawake.-Yousaidwecouldgointhepool.-Isaidyoucouldgobythepool.Yeah,weput'emonourselvesbeforeweleft.Youthreeplannedthis?Allright.That'sit.Getout.-No.-No?Iamyourmother.YouhavetodowhatIsay.Comeon.Wewanttoswimandyoucan'tstopus![Chatter][Shegroans]Here.-No!-Getout.ThinkIwon'tgetinthispoolandjustgrabyou?Getout!Oh!Getoverhere.Allright,givemeyourarm.You...Yah!That'sright.Getoverhere.Go,go,go,go,go.Moveit.Out.Getout.Paul,wehavetoleavenow.Onceagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.Go.Lynetteshouldn'thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.Hehadotherthingsonhismind.Thingsbelowthesurface.Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.Whilesomedidtheircooking......andsomedidtheircleaning......andsomedidtheiryoga......others......didtheirhomework.-Hi...-[dogbarks]I'mJulie.Ikickedmyballintoyourbackyard.Oh,OK.Well,let'sgoroundandgetit.-Stay.-[Doggrowls]Hiswifediedayearago.InLAthereweretoomanymemories.He'srentingfortaxpurposes,buthopestobuysoon.-Ican'tbelieveyouwentoverthere.-Isawyouflirting.Nowyouknowhe'ssingle,youcanaskhimout.Julie,IlikeMr.Delfino,Ido.Ijust...Idon'tknowifI'mreadytodateyet.Youneedtogetbackoutthere.Howlonghasitbeensinceyou'vehadsex?-AreyoumadIaskedyouthat?-No,I'mtryingtoremember.Idon'twanttotalktoyouaboutmylovelife.Iwouldn'thavesaidanything.Just...What?IheardDad'sgirlfriendaskifyou'ddatedanyonesincethedivorce.AndDadsaidhedoubtedit.Andthentheybothlaughed.[Dogbarks]Hey,Susan.Hi,Mike.Ibroughtyouahouse-warminggift.Ishould'vebroughtsomethingbyearlier.-Actually,you'rethefirsttostopby.-Really?-Susanknewshewaslucky.-Well...AneligiblebachelorhadmovedontoWisteriaLaneandshewasthefirsttofindout.Shealsoknewthatgoodnews...-Hellothere....travelsquickly.EdieBrittwasthemostpredatorydivorceinafive-blockradius.Herconquestswerenumerous.Varied.Andlegendary.[Priest]Wh...Ah!Hi,Susan.IhopeI'mnotinterrupting.YoumustbeMikeDelfino.Hi,I'mEdie...Britt.Iliveoverthere.WelcometoWisteriaLane.Susanhadmettheenemy.Andshewasaslut.Thankyou.What'sthis?Sausageputtanesca.It'sjustsomethingIthrewtogether.Well,thanks,Edie.That's...great.I'dinviteyouin,butIwasinthemiddleofsomething.-I'mlateforanappointment.-Ijustwantedtosayhi.Andjustlikethat,theraceforMikeDelfinohadbegun.Foramoment,SusanwonderedifherrivalrywithEdiewouldremainfriendly.Oh,Mike,Iheardyou'reaplumber.Butshewasremindedthatwhenitcametomen...Couldyoustopbylaterandtakealookatmypipes?...womendon'tfightfair.-Sure.Thanks.Bye,Susan.-Youcan'tordermearound.-Gabrielle.No,no.I'mnotgoing.Tanakaexpectseveryonetobringtheirwives.EverytimeI'maroundthatman,hetriestograbmyass.Imadeover200,000doingbusinesswithhimlastyear.Ifhewantstograbyourass,lethim.[Windchimes]-John.-Ow!Mr.Solis,youscaredme.Whyisthatbushthere?Youweresupposedtodigitup.-Ididn'thavetime.-Idon'twantexcuses.Justtakecareofit.Ireallyhatethewayyoutalktome.AndIhatethatIspent$15,000onyourdiamondnecklaceyoucouldn'tlivewithout.ButI'mlearningtodealwithit.SocanItellTanakawe'llbetheretomorrow?John,wehavebandagestopshelfinthekitchen.Thanks,Mrs.Solis.Fine,I'llgo.ButI'mkeepingmybackpressedagainstthewalltheentiretime.See,nowthisiswhatamarriageisallabout.Compromise.-IsyourfingerOK?-Yeah,it'sjustasmallcut.Letmesee.Mmm.Youknow,Mrs.Solis,Ireallylikeitwhenwehookup,but,um,youknow,Igottogetmyworkdoneand......Ican'taffordtolosethisjob.Thistablewashand-carved.CarloshaditimportedfromItaly.Itcosthim$2,000.Youwanttodoitonthetablethistime?Absolutely.[Gentleclassicalmusic]Whycan'tweeverhavenormalsoup?Danielle,thereisnothingabnormalaboutbasilpurse.Once,canwehaveasouppeoplehaveheardof?-LikeFrenchonionornavybean?-Yourfathercan'teatonions.He'sdeathlyallergic.AndIwon'tevendignifyyournavybeansuggestion.So,how'stheossobuco?-It'sOK.-It'sOK?Ispentthreehourscookingthismeal.Howdoyouthinkitfeelswhenyousay,"It'sOK"inthatsullentone?Whoaskedyoutospendthreehoursondinner?Excuseme?TimHarper'smomgetshomefromwork,popsopenacanofporkandbeans,andthey'reeating,everyone'shappy.-You'dratherIservedporkandbeans?-Apologizenow,Ibeg.I'msayingdoyoualwayshavetoservecuisine?Can'twejusthavefood?-Areyoudoingdrugs?-What?Changeinbehaviorisawarningsignandyouhavebeenasfreshaspaintforthelastsixmonths.Itexplainswhyyou'realwaysinthebathroom.-Thatisnotwhathe'sdoing.-Shutup.Mom,I'mnottheonewiththeproblemhere.You'retheoneactinglikeshe'srunningforMayorofStepford.Rex...seeingthatyou'retheheadofthishousehold,I'dappreciateyousayingsomething.Passthesalt?Threedaysaftermyfuneral,Lynettereplacedhergriefwithamuchmoreusefulemotion.Indignation.Tom,thisismyfifthmessageandyoustillhaven'tcalledmeback.Youmustbehavingalotoffunonyourbusinesstrip.Icanonlyimagine.Guesswhat,thekidsandIwanttohavesomefuntoo,sounlessyoucallmebackbynoon,we'regettingaplaneandjoiningyou.-Mom.-Notnow.Mommy'sthreateningDaddy.-Mom.-No,I...-Whereareyourbrothers?-Noodles,myfavorite.-LynetteScavo?-[UnderherBreeath]Crap.NatalieKlein.Idon'tbelieveit.-Lynette.Howlonghasitbeen?-Years.Howareyou?How'sthefirm?-Good.Everyonemissesyou.-Yeah.Weallsay,ifyouhadn'tquityou'dberunningtheplacebynow.Yeah,well.Sohow'sdomesticlife?Don'tyoujustlovebeingamom?Andthereitwas.ThequestionthatLynettealwaysdreaded.Well,tobehonest...Forthosewhoaskedit,onlyoneanswerwasacceptable.SoLynetterespondedasshealwaysdid.Shelied.It'sthebestjobI'veeverhad.[Gasps]-YouknowwhatIdon'tget?-What?WhyyoumarriedMr.Solis.Well,hepromisedtogivemeeverythingI'veeverwanted.-Anddidhe?-Yes.Thenwhyaren'tyouhappy?TurnsoutIwantedallthewrongthings.Sodoyoulovehim?Ido.Sothenwhyarewehere?Whyarewedoingthis?BecauseIdon'twanttowakeuponemorningwithasuddenurgetoblowmybrainsout.-Hey,canIhaveadrag?-Absolutelynot.Youaremuchtooyoungtosmoke.HowwouldyoufeelifIusedyourchildsupportpaymentsforplasticsurgery?Stopbeingnervous.You'rejustaskinghimtodinner.Nobigdeal.You'reright.Soisthatyourprojectforschool?InfifthgradeImadetheWhiteHouseoutofsugarcubes.Stopstallingandgo.BeforeMikefiguresouthecandobetter.TellmeagainwhyIfoughtforcustodyofyou.-YouwereusingmetohurtDad.-Oh,that'sright.Oh,God.-Hi.-Hey,Susan.-Areyoubusy?-No,notatall.What'sup?Well,I...Ijust,uh,waswonderingif......iftherewasanychancethatyou,uh......Ijustwantedtoaskif...-Edie.-Hey,there,Susan.-Whatareyou...?-Iwasmakingambrosia.AndImadetoomuchsoIthoughtI'dbringsomeovertoMike.-What'sgoingon?-Susanwasgonnaaskmesomething.Uh...-Ihaveaclog.-Excuseme?-Andyou'reaplumber,right?-Yeah.-Theclog'sinthepipe.-Yeah,that'susuallywheretheyare.-Well,I'vegotone.-OK.Letmegetmytools.Now?Youwanttocomeovernow?Youhavecompany.Idon'tmind.Justgivemetwominutes.I'llberightover.[Squealsquietly][Breeathesheavily]That'sit.-Stuffthehairdown.-Istuffedit.-It'snotenoughtoclogit.-Here.Here.Look.Putinthispeanutbutter.Andthiscookingoil.-Mom...-Andtheseolives.-It'snotworking.-[Doorbell]Oh,God.That'shim.HowamIgonnastopupthesink?Well,here'syourproblem.SomebodystuffedabunchofPopsiclesticksdownhere.I'vetoldJulieamilliontimesnottoplayinthekitchen.Kids,youknow.I'llgoputinyourordersandI'llbebackwithyourplatesforthesaladbar.Thankyou.Andrew,Danielle,napkins.Thankyou.Theyhavevideogames.Canwegoplayuntilourfoodgetshere?-Thisisfamilytime.Ithink...-Goaheadandplay.IknowyouthinkI'mangryaboutcominghere,butI'mnot.Thekidswantedachangeofpace,somethingfun.Igetit.They'llwantsomethinghealthiertomorrow,though.-I'mthinkingchickensaltimbocca.-Iwantadivorce.Ijustcan'tliveinthis......thisdetergentcommercialanymore.Thesaladbar'sthere.Helpyourself.Thankyou.Um,IthinkI'llgogetyoursaladforyou.-BreeVanDeKamp.-Oh,hello,Mrs.Huber.Wedidn'tgetachancetotalkatMaryAlice'swake.Howareyoudoing?Breelongedtosharethetruthaboutherhusband'spainfulbetrayal.ButsadlyforBree,admittingdefeatwasnotanoption.Great.Everythingisjustgreat.Igotyouthehoneymustarddressing.Theranchlookedalittlebitsuspect.ArewegonnatalkaboutwhatIsaid?IfyouthinkI'lldiscussmymarriageinaplacewithrest-roomslabeled"Chicks"and"Dudes",you'reoutofyourmind.-What'sinthis?-Whatdoyoumean?It'ssalad.-With...withonions.-What?-Youputonionsinmysalad.-NoIdidn't.Oh,wait.[Digging]Thesoundthatawakenedmysonwassomethinghe'dheardonlyoncebefore.Manyyearsagowhenhewasquiteyoung.Butherecognizeditinstantly.[Grunts]Itwasthesoundofafamilysecret.[Grunts]Sevendaysaftermyfuneral,lifeonWisteriaLanefinallyreturnedtonormal.Which,forsomeofmyfriends,wasunfortunate.-Mommy,Mommy!-Nowwhat?-Daddy'shome!-[Boyscheer]Comeon!Hey,isanybodyhome?-Hey!-Hey!Iwasn'texpectingyouforaweek.Ihavetogobackto'Friscointhemorning.ButIgotyourcall.Yousoundedfrazzled.Yeah.-It'sbeenalittlerough.-Hi.Yeah.Peaches.Didyoubuyusanypresents?Oh,God,presents.Waitup.Letmesee.-Ohhh!-Yeah!ButI'mnotgivingittoyouunlessyoupromisetogooutsiderightnowandpractisethrowingfor20minutes.-Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!-Punks.Getout!Who'sopen?Goout.Deeper.Deeper.Touchdown!Oh,myGod.Oh,no.Yougottobekidding.I'mexhausted.Ilookterrible.I'mcoveredinpeaches.-I'msorry,baby.Igottohaveyou.-Well,isitOKifIjustliehere?-Absolutely.-[Shelaughs]-Iloveyou.-Iloveyoumore...Oh,baby.Wait.Iwashavingtroublewithswelling.Thedoctortookmeoffthepill.Putonacondom.-Acondom?-Yeah.What'sthebigdeal?Let'sriskit.-Let'sriskit?-Yeah.-Ican'tbelieveyoutriedtokillme.-Yes,well,Ifeelbadlyaboutthat.Mrs.HubercameoverandIgotdistracted.Itwasamistake.-Sincewhendoyoumakemistakes?-Whatdoesthatmean?ItmeansI'msickofyoubeingsodamnperfectallthetime.I'msickofthebizarrewayyourhairdoesn'tmove.I'msickofyoumakingourbedinthemorningbeforeI'veusedthebathroom.You'rethisplasticsuburbanhousewife,withherpearlsandspatula,whosaysthingslike"WeowetheHendersonsadinner."Where'sthewomanIfellinlovewith......whousedtoburnthetoastanddrinkmilkoutofthecarton?Andlaugh.Ineedher.Notthiscold,perfectthingyou'vebecome.Theseneedwater.Breesobbedquietlyintherestroomforfiveminutes,butherhusbandneverknew.BecausewhenBreefinallyemerged......shewasperfect.-Ifoundmyearrings.Wecangonow.-WasJohnheretoday?Well,yeah.Thelawnhasn'tbeenmowed.I'vehadit.We'regettingarealgardener.-Why?-Areyoudeaf?Ijustsaidhe'snotdoinghisjob.It'sdark.Youjustcan'tseethelawnhasbeenmowed.-Ithasn't.Feelthisgrass.-I'mnotfeelingthegrass.Let'sjustgetgoing.Comeon,we'relate.-Takecareofit.-Yes,sir.There'sTanaka.Timeformetogoanddomydance.Goodluck,sweetheart.Youseethatmanjustwalkedaway?Canyoumakesurehehasadrinkinhishandallnightlong?Yes,ma'am.[Squeals]Mm.-Susan?Susan!-Mrs.Huber,howareyoudoing?Nottoowell,I'mafraid.I'mtryingtofindsomethingtosoothemystomach.-It'supset?-Yeah.Ihadtheworstmacaroniandcheeseatthewake.It'sbeenrunningthroughme.AndIneedtobeatmybest.EdieBritt'ssonisspendingthenight.He'sspendingthenight?Edieishavingagentlemanfriendoverfordinner,andIthinksheplansonentertainingintotheweehours,ifyouknowwhatImean.Oh,here'ssomeantacid.Haveyouevertriedthis?Ican'tbelieveit.Thiscan'tbehappening.Mikecan'tlikeEdiebetterthanme.Youdon'tknowwhat'sgoingon.Maybethey'rejusthavingdinner.You'reright.They'redoingit.Edie?Edie?Hello?Anybodyhome?Ineedtoborrowsugar.[#MarvinGaye:Let'sGetItOnplaysonstereo][Edie]Oh,myGod!Oh,yes!Giveittome!Andjustlikethat,thepossibilitySusanhadclungto,themaybeofMikeDelfino,wasgoneforever.[Sighs]00:7:54,205-->00:7:56,867Anddespitetheprecariousnessofhersituation,Susantookamomenttomournherloss.[Gasps]Oh.[blows]Oh!Oh![Squeals]Itdidn'ttakeSusanlongtorealize,thiswasjustnothernight.[Edie]Issomebodyoutthere?-[Smokealarm]-Oh,myGod!That'ssmoke![Sirens][Two-wayradio]Oh,myGod.Sheleftcandlesunattendedintheden.Paramedicsaidshewaslucky.Shecould'vebeenkilled.[Lynette]Sheranoutwithnothingon.-Shewashavingsexwithsomeguy.-Whathappenedtohim?Hegotsmokeinhalation.He'satthehospital.Oh.Susan,areyouallright?Youlookawful.I'mfine.I'mfine.Ijust,uh,feelreallybadforEdie.Oh,honey,don'tworryaboutEdie.She'sastronglady.Absolutely.She'llgetthroughthis.She'llfindawaytosurvive.Wealldo.Comeon.-Wow!Whathappened?-Mike!Andsuddenlytherehewas.Likeaphoenixrisingfromtheashes.I...Ithoughtyouwere...uh...Wherewereyou?Ijustgotbackfromthemovies.Ediehadafire,huh?Yeah.Yeah,butshe'sfinenow.Everything'sfinenow.Andjustlikethat,Susanwashappy.Lifewassuddenlyfullof...possibilities.Nottomentionafewunexpectedsurprises.-Hello.-It'sme.-Haveanythingyet?-No,nothingyet.Butdon'tworry.I'mdefinitelygettingcloser.Ibroughtsomechampagne.Ithoughtweshouldhaveatoast.Thenextdaymyfriendscametogethertopackawaymyclothes,mypersonalbelongingsandwhatwasleftofmylife.Allright,ladies,lift'emup.ToMaryAlice,agoodfriendandneighbor.Whereveryouare,wehopeyou'vefoundpeace.-ToMaryAlice.-ToMaryAlice.Let'sgetthisshowontheroad.Youguys,checkoutMaryAlice'sclothes.Sizeeight?Ha!Shealwaystoldmeshewasasizesix.-Wefoundtheskeletoninhercloset.-Notquite,Gabrielle,notquite.-What'sthat?-AletteraddressedtoMaryAlice.Howironic.TohavesomethingItriedsodesperatelytokepsecret,treatedsocasually.-Whatareyoudoing?That'sprivate.-It'sopen.What'sthebigdeal?-Whatdoesthismean?-Don'tknow.Checkoutthepostmark.Oh,myGod.Shegotitthedayshedied.Doyouthinkthisiswhyshe...?I'msosorry,girls.Ineverwantedyoutobeburdenedwiththis.Oh,MaryAlice,whatdidyoudo?