狗狗博客/Dog With a Blog第一季第12集中英对照剧本
Dialogue:嘿 艾芙莉Hey, Avery.
Dialogue:亲爱的 笑什么呢Sweetheart, what are you laughing at?
Dialogue:笑这成绩单This report card.
Dialogue:之前怎么跟你说过不许嘲笑泰勒的成绩单的What have we told you about laughing at Tyler's report card?
Dialogue:好吧 这次他们又用三个小丑里的哪一个来损他了Okay, which one of the Three Stooges did they compare him to this time?
Dialogue:不不 这是我的成绩单No, no, this is my report card.
Dialogue:你的成绩单 那没什么笑点啊Your report card? Those don't make us laugh. Dialogue:只会让我们觉得自己 什么词来着They just make us feel-- what's the word? Dialogue:-愚昧无知么 -我本来想说“笨”的- Hebetudinous? - I was gonna day "Dumb." Dialogue:不是挺好么 没觉得有什么好笑的呀This looks great! I don't see what's funny here. Dialogue:对啊 自从土豚修车行在A大道Yeah, I haven't seen that many "A's" in a row Dialogue:开了家店之后我还没见过这么多A呢Since Aardvark Auto opened that annex over on Avenue A.
Dialogue:不不 读读克拉普老师给我的评语就知道了No, no. Just read the hilarious comment from Mrs. Krupp.
Dialogue:笑尿我了She kills me.
Dialogue:艾芙莉是个勤奋突出的好学生"Avery is an outstanding, conscientious student. Dialogue:只不过有点太严肃了些"It just seems she's a bit too serious Dialogue:对待学习应该开心一点And could have more fun with her schoolwork." Dialogue:她觉得我不懂乐子She thinks I'm no fun.
Dialogue:不搞笑么 哈哈哈哈哈Isn't that hilarious? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Dialogue:你们咋不笑呢Why aren't you laughing?
Dialogue:你们不会赞同她吧You don't agree with her, do you?
Dialogue:你们互相看什么看Why are you looking at each other?
Dialogue:话到此处我有点胆颤了Speaking for myself, I'm a little scared. Dialogue:-你们觉得我不懂乐趣 -没有- You don't think I'm fun? - Uh, no, Dialogue:没有 我们可没说 亲爱的No, that's not what we're saying, sweetheart. Dialogue:那就是觉得我懂咯Oh, so you do think I'm fun.
Dialogue:你们俩站在那儿不敢直言评价I'm getting really frustrated with the two of you Dialogue:让我感觉着实有点心凉了Not having the courage to just be up front with me. Dialogue:关我们什么事情 亲爱的This isn't about us, sweetheart.
Dialogue:这事是因为你不懂乐趣This is about you not being any fun. Dialogue:我去Dang it!
Dialogue:哇 我亲爹妈都不觉得我有趣Wow. My own parents don't think I'm fun. Dialogue:斯坦 你觉得我有趣不Stan, you think I'm fun, right?
Dialogue:艾芙莉我觉得你非常 非常地 聪明Avery, I think you're very, very...smart. Dialogue:我没问那个That's not what I asked.
Dialogue:我问的是有趣不有趣I asked if I was fun.
Dialogue:你鞋子挺有意思的Your shoes are fun.
Dialogue:感觉像在火星买的They're, like, from mars or something. Dialogue:那就是觉得我很无趣咯So you don't think I'm fun.
Dialogue:听着 我知道你有趣 你自己也知道Look, I know you're fun, you know you're fun. Dialogue:这样还不够吗Isn't that enough?
Dialogue:可是大家呢Well, what about everybody else?
Dialogue:呃 快看窗外Uh... look out the window!
Dialogue:那不是突然爆红的男子偶像团吗It's whatever boy band is currently popular! Dialogue:嘿Hey!
Dialogue:我懂乐子 我要证明给你们看I'm fun, and I'm gonna prove it!
Dialogue:这张表情好像离有趣有点远Kinda hard to make that face fun.
Dialogue:不过好吧 来试试But hey, let's try.
Dialogue:瞧 气球脑袋Look. She's got a balloon head!
Dialogue:嘿 把气撒掉看看Hey, let's let the air out of her!
Dialogue:哦 太搞笑了Oh, this is hilarious.
Dialogue:至少我懂乐子Well, at least I'm fun.
Dialogue:哇哦 我收到你的消息了Whoa-ho-ho! I got your message.
Dialogue:培根裹猫猫在哪儿呢Where's the bacon-wrapped cat?
Dialogue:可能是跟你那隐形的男团在一起吧Must be out there with your invisible popular boy band.
Dialogue:-我被耍了对吧 -正是- I've been bamboozled, haven't I? - Yes. Dialogue:你是想拉我来讨论You're trying to get me to
Dialogue:如何让你变有趣的事 对吧talk to you about being fun again, aren't you? Dialogue:正是Yes.
Dialogue:斯坦 大家觉得我很无趣真的伤到了我Stan, it really hurts my feelings that people don't think I'm fun.
Dialogue:没什么大不了的 他们只不过太了解你了而已It's no big deal, it's just the people who know you best.
Dialogue:说真的 斯坦 我不喜欢别人那样看我Seriously, stan, I hate that everybody sees me that way.
Dialogue:我知道自己有趣 怎么能让大家知道I know I'm fun. How can I show everybody else?
Dialogue:那你就别用培根裹猫猫耍别人呗Don't lure them into your frilly little prison promising bacon cats?
Dialogue:能借我电脑看看朋友做的视频吗Can I use your laptop to watch a video my friends made?
Dialogue:随便吧Yeah, whatever.
Dialogue:不许笑 唱歌 咯咯出声No laughing, singing, or giggling.
Dialogue:大家怎么就觉得我无趣呢Why do people think I'm not fun?
Dialogue:是不是我打领带给大家的错误信号Maybe the ties are giving the wrong message. Dialogue:不 “我是岁的理财专家”No, "-year-old investment banker"
Dialogue:一目了然了is coming through loud and clear.
Dialogue:-哈哈哈哈 -克洛伊- Ha ha ha ha! - Chole!
Dialogue:不好意思 这片子太搞笑了I'm sorry. This movie is hilarious. Dialogue:-我朋友太搞笑了 -有了- My friends are so fun. That's it! Dialogue:你要去跟克洛伊的朋友玩儿 让他们把你变有趣You're gonna hang around Chole's friends and hope they make you fun?
Dialogue:不 我原本要给克拉普老师写份
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的No! I'm supposed to write a paper for Mrs. Krupp.
Dialogue:把它拍成电影 她就知道我多有趣了 Instead, I'll make a movie, and she'll see how fun I am.
Dialogue:然后把家里人都拍进去And everyone in the family can be in it, Dialogue:他们也就知道我的有趣了And then they'll see how fun I am.
Dialogue:我现在就开工I'm gonna start right now!
Dialogue:嘿Hey!
Dialogue:谢了 斯坦 多谢帮助 欠你个人情Thanks, stan, for all your help. I really owe ya. Dialogue:嘿 那培根裹猫猫呢Hey! How about that bacon-wrapped cat?! Dialogue:首先 感谢大家参与我的电影拍摄First off, thank you all so much for helping me with my movie.
Dialogue:这大清早的 我连杯“咖灰”都没喝呢It's so early! I haven't even had my first coff of cuppee.
Dialogue:一定要六点开始拍吗Did we have to be here at six a.M.?
Dialogue:其实现在五点 我重设了闹钟提前开始It's actually five. I reset the clocks to get a head start.
Dialogue:爸爸还没开始呢Daddy's head still hasn't started.
Dialogue:啊 我来了Aah! Here I am!
Dialogue:好的All rightie...
Dialogue:这是大家的任务跟行程Here is everyone's assignments and schedules. Dialogue:克洛伊 你是我的助理导演Chole! You're my assistant director. Dialogue:你就紧跟在我一步之遥的地方You'll be at my side every step of the way. Dialogue:-我能说“开拍”么 -当然- Can I say "Action"? - Absolutely.
Dialogue:开拍Action!
Dialogue:这样吧 我会告诉你什么时候说You know what? I will let you know when. Dialogue:那么 片子是关于什么的So, what's this movie about?
Dialogue:一个永恒的话
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Dialogue:挣扎在一个充满流言蜚语的尘世的
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Struggling to find acceptance in a harsh and judgmental world.
Dialogue:哦 好吧Oh. Oh. Okay.
Dialogue:就是男孩跟狗互换身体的故事It's about a boy who swaps brains with a dog. Dialogue:我取名叫I call it...
Dialogue:我与来福"Freaky Fido."
Dialogue:撒泡尿划领土登陆你家附近的各大剧院Marking his territory at a theater near you. Dialogue:我喜欢I like it.
Dialogue:但是会有人相信能说话的狗狗吗But is anybody gonna believe a talking dog? Dialogue:我现在就能把你们全吓尿I could freak you out so bad right now. Dialogue:我现在最大的难题My biggest challenge is finding a boy
Dialogue:就是找一个有说服力的男演员演狗Who can convince everyone he has the brains of a dog.
Dialogue:不是吧Oh, no.
Dialogue:不 我才不要给你演狗呢No, I'm not playing a dog in your movie.
Dialogue:不 不让你演 斯坦演狗No, no, you're not. Stan's the dog. Dialogue:你演长了狗脑的男孩You're the boy with the dog's brains. Dialogue:你知道那是多大的耻辱吗Do you know how insulting that is? Dialogue:如果你能虚心把我的脑袋演好 我没什么意见Oh, if you portray my brain respectfully, I'm okay with it.
Dialogue:狗头狗脑的泰勒 你就是这么看我的Goofy, dog-brain Tyler? That's what you think
of me?
Dialogue:我头可断血可留尊严不能丢Well, I have more depth and dignity than anyone gives me
credit for.
Dialogue:-你跟尼基有感情戏 -那还等什么- You have a love scene with Nikki. - Let's shoot
this movie!
Dialogue:-开拍 - 噢- Action!!! - Ohh!
Dialogue:演员们好Hello, cast.
Dialogue:首先 让我们欢迎尼基First off, I'd like to welcome nikki Dialogue:参与与泰勒的情感大戏in the role of Tyler's love interest. Dialogue:绝对是个高难度挑战It will certainly be a challenge. Dialogue:喂Hey!
Dialogue:哦 不 不Oh, no, no, no.
Dialogue:主要是因为我对你一点兴趣都没有It's only because I'm not the least bit interested in
you.
Dialogue:等你看我打滚装死后就不那么想了You'll change your tune after you see me roll over
and play dead.
Dialogue:没准呢That might help.
Dialogue:好了 拍摄过程中All right, in making this movie, Dialogue:我要你们尽情享受乐趣I want you all to have a lot of fun. Dialogue:这不是建议 这是命令It's not a suggestion; that's a direct order. Dialogue:开个玩笑That was a joke.
Dialogue:好了 打住Okay, that's enough.
Dialogue:好吧Fine.
Dialogue:好 这是大家的剧本Right. Here's everyone's scripts. Dialogue:严格按照剧本来Do all the lines exactly as written Dialogue:不许有误 也不要有个人意见With no deviation or independent thought. Dialogue:这不是开玩笑That's not a joke.
Dialogue:我干嘛答应她Why did I agree to do this?
Dialogue:我讨厌表演 超讨厌I hate acting! I hate it!
Dialogue:其实如果你不想的话你真不用You really don't have to do this if-- Dialogue:我是在演我恨表演I was only acting that I hate acting. Dialogue:我喜欢表演I love acting.
Dialogue:哇 演得还真像Wow. That was really good.
Dialogue:谢谢Thanks.
Dialogue:不过 其实不是But...no, it wasn't.
Dialogue:我想演好 但是没有I want to be good, but I am not. Dialogue:我来美国的梦想就是演戏Acting was my dream coming to america, Dialogue:我就没法演好 泰勒But I'll just never be any good, Tyler,
Dialogue:我演不好I just won't!
Dialogue:好吧 我知道你在干嘛Okay, I see what you're doing.
Dialogue:哦 别呀 对不起Oh, no, I'm--I'm sorry, I--
Dialogue:哈 演戏Ha! Acting!
Dialogue:我是在表演我演得很差I was only acting that I was stinky at acting Dialogue:其实我演得很好 不是吗When really, I am very good. No? Dialogue:是呀 你很棒Yeah, you're awesome!
Dialogue:我还真以为你觉得自己很烂呢I totally thought you thought you were stinky. Dialogue:突然感觉自己好笨But now I feel like such a fool.
Dialogue:我感觉自己又笨I feel so foolish and...
Dialogue:又丢人So embarrassed.
Dialogue:演的Acting.
Dialogue:这还真不用演No, that really wasn't.
Dialogue:知道吗 我觉得演演戏You know what, I think acting in this movie Dialogue:对咱俩也是一种乐子is gonna be fun for us, too.
Dialogue:是呀 虽然我觉得让我们演Yeah, although I think we're a little young Dialogue:孩子的爹妈似乎太老To be playing the parents of our children. Dialogue:就仿佛回到了你跟我It takes me back to when you and I
Dialogue:在社区剧院的日子Used to do community theater.
Dialogue:艾格尼丝 我知道你有健忘症Agnes! I know you got the amnesia, Dialogue:但我还是要问你But I still gotta ask ya,
Dialogue:你四号晚上干什么去了Where was you on the night of the fourth? Dialogue:不记得了 长官 我的记忆出毛病了I don't remember, butchy. My memory's on the fritz.
Dialogue:是么 那你的手袋里怎么会有枪Huh? Then why was this gun in your handbag, doll? Dialogue:你说的是手枪 刺杀专家 寡妇制造者吗You mean the gat? The heater? The widow-maker?
Dialogue:我不记得了 长官I don't remember, butchy.
Dialogue:我记得所有的枪名 别的不记得I remember all the names for guns, but nothin' else. Dialogue:那好 或许一点么么哒哒Well, maybe a little mouth-to-mouth Dialogue:能激发你的记忆力Will shake a few memories loose!
Dialogue:干嘛呢你们What are you doing?
Dialogue:妈妈鼻子里有点东西Well, mommy's got something in her nose, Dialogue:我在帮她看看And I was just trying to see it.
Dialogue:我的手指小 可以挖出来I've got small fingers. I can get up in that thing. Dialogue:等好了 我得带点工具来Wait right here. I'm coming back with tools. Dialogue:-现在 这一幕 -开拍- All right, now, in this scene-- - Action! Dialogue:-还没好 -停- Not ready yet. - Cut!
Dialogue:还没开始呢你就不能喊停You can say "Cut" If we haven't started yet. Dialogue:-午饭时间 -什么午饭时间- That's lunch! - That's not lunch. Dialogue:大功告成That's a wrap!
Dialogue:好了 爸爸 你坐在这儿All right, dad, you will sit here. Dialogue:老妈 你走进来跟乔治打招呼 行吗Mom, you'll walk in and say hi to george. Okay. Dialogue:乔治 克鲁尼吗George! As in "Clooney?"
Dialogue:没你事As in "Curious."
Dialogue:老妈你说 嗨 乔治 今儿个早晨很不错Mom, you'll say, "Hi, George, isn't it a nice morning?"
Dialogue:行吗 预备Okay. And...
Dialogue:嗨 乔治 今儿个早晨真不错Hi, george. Isn't it a nice morning? Dialogue:-停 -怎么了- Cut! - What's the matter?
嗨 乔治 今儿个早晨真不错It's "Hi, George. Isn't it a nice morning?" Dialogue:是
Dialogue:-我说的不是那个吗 -行吧 你就说 嗨 乔治- Isn't that what I said? - You know, just say, "Hi, George."
Dialogue:-嗨 乔治 -只说 嗨- Hi, George. Just say, "Hi."
Dialogue:-嗨 -只招手- Hi. -Just wave.
Dialogue:别招了Don't wave.
Dialogue:好了 这是头脑互换前的最后一个镜头All right, so this is the scene right before the brain switch.
Dialogue:你依然还是只狗You're still just a dog.
Dialogue:这太帅了 我要红了This is awesome! I'm gonna be a star! Dialogue:我需要个经纪人 还有副墨镜Oh, I'm gonna need an agent. A-and sunglasses. Dialogue:还缺一个政治面貌 我不明白那些A-and a political cause I really don't understand. Dialogue:你要叼起你最爱的玩具You're gonna pick up your favorite toy... Dialogue:然后疯狂的摆弄And squeak it like crazy.
Dialogue:来吧 叼起来 开始Go on, get it. Action!
Dialogue:停 停Cut, cut.
Dialogue:都乱套了 乱套了This is all wrong, this is all wrong.
Dialogue:拿过来Give me that.
Dialogue:斯坦 拿过来Stan, give me that.
Dialogue:你拿来 我才是导演Give me that. I'm the director!
Dialogue:你以为你是谁Who do you think you are?!
Dialogue:没法拍了I can't work like this!
Dialogue:我太爱这玩具了Man, I love this toy!
Dialogue:嘿 艾芙莉人呢Hey-- where'd Avery go?
Dialogue:好的 你刚刚发现All right, you just discovered
Dialogue:你的男朋友成了狗脑子that your boyfriend here has the brain of a dog. Dialogue:懂吗 预备 开始All right? And...action!
Dialogue:哦 亲爱的 即便你变成了狗脑子Oh, darling. Even though you now have the brain of a dog,
Dialogue:我也会对你始终如一I will love you always.
Dialogue:-汪 -停- Ruff! - Cut.
Dialogue:好吧 泰勒 是这样的Okay, Tyler, so here's the thing.
Dialogue:我知道你很努力 我真的很感激I know you're really trying, and I really appreciate it. Dialogue:但我这样是为了激发你的狗性This is to help you get into the mindset of being a dog, Dialogue:也因为你烂到家了And partly because you stunk.
Dialogue:叫你不听话 叫你不听话Bad boy! Bad boy!
Dialogue:不乖 不乖Bad, bad boy!
Dialogue:好吧 伙计们 我们的进程有点落后了Okay, people, we're a couple hours behind
schedule.
Dialogue:-十分钟时间吃午饭 -天呐- Ten minutes for lunch. - Oh. Goodness. Dialogue:-我不能吃快 这样我会打呼的 -你说的是打嗝吧- I can eat fast, but it gives me the hoocups. - You mean "Hiccups."
Dialogue:不 打呼 我会“呼”地一下No, hoocups-- I go, "Hooc!"
Dialogue:亲爱的 既然大家都在 我们得谈谈Sweetheart, while we're all together, we need to talk.
Dialogue:行 不过得从你午餐时间内扣Fine, but it's coming out of your eating time. Dialogue:-对 亲爱的 就这事儿 - 什么意思- Yeah, sweetie. Stuff like that. - What do you mean?
Dialogue:亲爱的 你对我们太刻薄了Well, hon, you're being a little bit hard on us. Dialogue:竟然说你老妈不会招手I mean, telling mom she couldn't even wave right? Dialogue:不就是有点It was just a little, uh...
Dialogue:强迫我们快吃 呼Making us eat so fast. Hooc!
Dialogue:非让我午餐时还呆在角色里Making me stay in character during lunch. Dialogue:泰勒 赶紧起来Tyler, get up off the floor.
Dialogue:我这样
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你们是为了拍出更好的电影I'm only pushing you all to this make a better movie.
Dialogue:一直演砸的可是你们You're the ones who are laying the big stink bombs all over the set.
Dialogue:可是 你拍它是为了证明你是有趣的Well, you're making this movie to show that you're fun,
Dialogue:但是现在没人觉得有趣But no one here is having any.
Dialogue:如果斯坦能说话的话 我打赌它都会说同意的And if stan could talk for real, I bet he'd agree.
Dialogue:我同意
Dialogue:好吧 如果你们都觉得那么痛苦Well, if you all are having such a horrible time, Dialogue:那或许你们才是不懂得乐趣的人Maybe you guys are the ones who don't know how to have any fun.
Dialogue:或许我该把你们换掉Maybe I'll just replace you
Dialogue:用我的后备家庭成员with the backup family I have standing by. Dialogue:所以才有那么多人在我办公室里呀That's what those people are doing in my office! Dialogue:失陪一下Excuse me a minute.
Dialogue:你们可以走了 抱歉浪费你们宝贵的时间You can all go now. Sorry for wasting your time.
Dialogue:谁把我的方形笔硬插进圆孔的Who jammed my square peg into my round hole? Dialogue:不许你在我们家用另一家人拍电影You are not shooting a movie in our house with another family.
Dialogue:或许是你该换换方式了Maybe it's just time you go about this in a different way. Dialogue:你们首先是说我不懂乐子First you guys tell me that I don't know how to have fun, Dialogue:现在又要说我不会拍电影吗And now you're telling me that I don't know how to make a movie?
Dialogue:不 我们什么都没说No, we're not telling you any of that.
Dialogue:现在又跟我说你们什么都没说Now you're telling me you're not telling me any of that?
Dialogue:知道吗 最大的错误就是让你们来演我的电影You know, my biggest mistake was letting you all be in my movie.
Dialogue:亲爱的 你一个人拍不了电影Sweetheart, you can't exactly make a movie by yourself.
Dialogue:是么 走着瞧Oh yeah? Watch me.
Dialogue:呼Hooc!
Dialogue:咦Eeep!
Dialogue:挺新鲜That's new.
Dialogue:《我与来福》 艾芙莉独角戏"Freaky Fido," Starring Avery in all parts, Dialogue:第一条Take one.
Dialogue:噢 泰勒 你变回来了Ay, Tyler, you are back,
Dialogue:人们会认识真正的你 认识到你的有趣And people will get to know the real you and see how fun you are!
Dialogue:是呀Yeah, man.
Dialogue:长了颗狗脑的感觉太诡异了It was so freaky havin' the brains of a dog. Dialogue:简直太大不敬了That is offensive on so many levels.
Dialogue:刚才你也站在他们那边反对我啊So was you taking everybody else's side against me. Dialogue:艾芙莉 我尽管爱你Avery, as much as I love you,
Dialogue:我得说家里其他人没有错 错在你The rest of the family is not the problem; you are. Dialogue:开什么玩笑Are you kidding me?
Dialogue:他们不听我的话 也不严格按照They're the ones who aren't listening to everything I say
Dialogue:我想要的方式去做and doing everything exactly how I want it! Dialogue:不管我怎么冲他们喊And no matter how many times I scream at them-- Dialogue:天呐 的确是我Oh, my gosh, I am the problem.
Dialogue:你说的一点没错They're right about me.
Dialogue:我不是有趣的人 怎么可能拍出有趣的电影How can I make a fun movie when I'm not even a fun person?
Dialogue:但你可以成为有趣的人的But you can be a fun person!
Dialogue:大胆疯狂一把就好Just go a little crazy once in a while, Dialogue:多点疯癫的事Do something wacky.
Dialogue:我也不知道I don't know.
Dialogue:不过谢了 斯坦 你真好But thanks, stan. You're the best.
Dialogue:我欠你一只培根裹猫猫I owe you a bacon-wrapped cat.
Dialogue:要确保是野生的Just make sure it's free-range.
Dialogue:我觉得我的成名噱头就是I think that's gonna be my celebrity cause-- Dialogue:野生培根裹猫猫Free-range bacon-wrapped cats.
Dialogue:谢谢你们愿意再试一次Thank you all for agreeing to try this one more time. Dialogue:抱歉我之前的I'm sorry. Before, I was a little...
Dialogue:现在起我会更Now I'm gonna be a little more...
Dialogue:谢谢你 亲爱的 这样听起来不错Thank you, sweetie. That sounds like a reallygood idea.
Dialogue:克洛伊 你去哪儿了Chole, where have you been?
Dialogue:说来有趣 我不小心跟别人一家走了Funny story. I accidentally left with that other
family.
Dialogue:那我们去哪儿吃午餐So, where are we going for lunch? Dialogue:嘿 你穿的是我的裤子吗Hey, are you wearing my pants? Dialogue:你知道这附近有个Did you know there's a great
Dialogue:我们从来都没试过的汉堡店吗burger place near here that we've never tried? Dialogue:好了 在这一幕中All right. So in this scene,
Dialogue:老爸老妈会一起吃饭Mom and dad are gonna be having dinner. Dialogue:-可以带口音吗 -再好不过- Could we do accents? - You better. Dialogue:你真的很有突破This is a whole new you!
Dialogue:而且我也会出演一幕And I'm gonna be in this scene, Dialogue:肯定会超有趣的It is gonna be so much fun!
Dialogue:好戏在后头呢You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Dialogue:我说了好戏And I just said "Ain't"!
Dialogue:我们在这Well, here we are,
Dialogue:与俺们跟狗换了大脑的儿子一起吃饭Having dinner with our son who has switched brains with a dog,
Dialogue:还有他那身处苦境的女朋友And his girlfriend, who's making the most of a bad
situation--
Dialogue:之前提到的人脑狗身The aforementioned dog brain switcheroo. Dialogue:是是是Yes, yes, yes.
Dialogue:用俺们英国佬的话说就是As we brits are fond of saying, Dialogue:咬紧牙关 排除万难Stiff upper lip, pass the crumpets, Dialogue:球用脚踢一样And soccer is football.
Dialogue:总之吧 可怜我儿啊Aha. Anyway, shame about the boy. Dialogue:这简直太不幸了It is so sad what happened.
Dialogue:无法想象他现在有多害怕与困惑I cannot imagine how frightened and confused he
must be.
Dialogue:尼基 没事 只是电影而已Nikki, it's okay. It's just a movie. Dialogue:嘘 演着呢Shh! I'm acting!
Dialogue:她真强She's good.
Dialogue:对于不会说方言的人来说For someone who's not doing an accent. Dialogue:让我们为这个特别的场合整点甜点咋样Shall we ring for dessert in honor of this special occasion?
Dialogue:有人在叫甜点吗Did somebody call for dessert?
Dialogue:哦 瞧啊 小喇叭 还散花Oh, look, a horn! And confetti! Dialogue:-真有趣 -像派对一样- What fun! - It's like a party! Dialogue:派对正要开始呢And the party's just beginning.
Dialogue:一个西瓜呢It's--it's a melon!
Dialogue:艾芙莉 亲爱的 怎么了Avery! Sweetheart, what's wrong? Dialogue:不觉得电影中间Don't you just hate it when
Dialogue:突然改变气氛很讨厌吗movies change tone right in the middle like this? Dialogue:我不喜欢I hate this.
Dialogue:能给我们几分钟吗Can you guys just give us a moment? Dialogue:好吧 不过我刚才没录 可能得重来一遍Okay, but I wasn't rolling. We're gonna
have to do that again.
Dialogue:各位Guys.
Dialogue:亲爱的 怎么了 艾芙莉Honey. What happened, Avery?
Dialogue:刚才不是挺开心的吗That started out so much fun!
Dialogue:我不开心 我就跟加拉格尔一样Not for me. It went full Gallagher. Dialogue:{\a\fs}(注:加拉格尔,美国喜剧演员,以砸西瓜闻名)
Dialogue:噢 原来是他啊 我还想说是谁来着Oh, that's who that is. I was trying to think of that guy's name.
Dialogue:我知道这是个错误I knew this was a mistake.
Dialogue:亲爱的 那你为什么还要这么做Well, then sweetheart, why'd you do it? Dialogue:因为大家都在跟我说我有问题Because everyone was telling me there was something wrong with me,
Dialogue:包括你们Including you two.
Dialogue:不 不 我们从来没说过你有什么问题No, no! We never said there was anything wrong with you,
Dialogue:我们只是想你开心点We just wanted you to have fun!
Dialogue:我知道 我本来就很开心I know, and I was having fun.
Dialogue:我的行程表 笔记 清单My schedules and notes and lists
Dialogue:告诉别人各种事情应该怎么做And telling everyone exactly how everything has to be done--
Dialogue:我就觉得很有趣That's fun for me.
Dialogue:是呀 很抱歉 我们可能忘了Yeah. I'm sorry. I think we forgot that. Dialogue:就好像 大家对真实的我感到失望一样It was just like everyone was disappointed in me for being me.
Dialogue:-哦 不 -我知道我是个非典型的小孩- Oh, no. - I know I'm not the typical kid, Dialogue:但你们曾经说过这样很好的But you guys used to say that was great. Dialogue:噢 亲爱的 本来就很好Oh, honey, it is great.
Dialogue:而且我们最不想做的事And the last thing we want to do
Dialogue:就是把你变得跟别人一样Is make you like everyone else.
Dialogue:谢谢 爸爸Thanks, dad.
Dialogue:知道吗 这是你的电影You know what? This is your movie, Dialogue:我们就按你的方式来And we're gonna do it your way.
Dialogue:不管我们会有多难熬No matter how miserable it is for the rest of us. Dialogue:那会给我莫大的欢乐That would be really fun for me.
Dialogue:你很有趣
Dialogue:谢谢大家的帮助Thank you all so much for all your help. Dialogue:在《我与来福》首映之前Before I show "Freaky Fido,"
Dialogue:我想说 希望大家I'd like to say I hope you all had-- Dialogue:开播Roll 'em!
Dialogue:好吧All right.
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Dialogue:我的生活充满了问题与烦心事My life is so full of problems and trouble,
Dialogue:而且不知为何我爹妈觉得自己是英国佬And for some reason my parents think they're British!
Dialogue:有时候我宁愿自己是条狗Sometimes I wish I was a dog.
Dialogue:泰勒 我儿啊 该喂来福了 它在天井里呢Oh, Tyler, my boy, time to feed Fido. He's on the patio.
Dialogue:不要忘了用铁饭碗噢Don't forget to use the metal bowl. Dialogue:但小心闪电But mind the lightning.
Dialogue:你倒潇洒 伙计You have it easy, boy.
Dialogue:没作业纯娱乐All fun and no work,
Dialogue:根本不用想Not a care in the--
Dialogue:噢 不 我变狗了Oh, no! I'm a dog!
Dialogue:别担心 泰勒 这都不会影响到我们的感情的Don't worry, Tyler. Nothing will change between us.
Dialogue:除了你不允许上沙发以外Except you are not allowed to sit on the couch. Dialogue:来福 你也不能在毯子上蹭And Fido, you're not allowed to butt-scoot on the carpet!
Dialogue:开动了 伙计Chow time, buddy.
Dialogue:哇 电闪雷鸣啊Wow, that's some lightning-filled sky. Dialogue:给你最喜欢的铁饭碗Here's your favorite metal bowl.
Dialogue:哦 我又变回来了Oh! I'm a boy again!
Dialogue:我一直觉得做条狗挺酷的I always thought it would be cool to be a dog, Dialogue:现在我知道能做自己就很幸运了But now I know I'm lucky to be me. Dialogue:即便我是个非典型的小孩 那又如何Even if I'm not a typical kid, that's okay. Dialogue:泰勒 你回来了Tyler, you're back!
Dialogue:现在我们一起去餐馆吃饭的时候Now I can eat in restaurants again, and I won't have to
Dialogue:就不用把你绑在停车计时器上了leave you tied to the parking meter! Dialogue:哦 儿啊 太好了Oh, son! This is brilliant!
Dialogue:欢迎回来Welcome back!
Dialogue:刚才好险That was terribly close.
Dialogue:或许我们该进屋Perhaps we should go inside
Dialogue:以免其他人before someone else--
Dialogue:哦 天呐Oh, dear.
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Dialogue:哦 亲爱的 太棒了Oh, sweetheart, that was wonderful! Dialogue:真的很棒 亲爱的It really was, hon.
Dialogue:不见得 这简直是我至今最糟的经历Not for me! It was the worst experience of my life!
Dialogue:-真的么 -不 演戏呢- Really? - No. Acting.
Dialogue:艾芙莉能接受自己真好It's great that Avery accepted who she is, Dialogue:大家也是一样And do did everybody else.
Dialogue:我也找到了炒作自己成名的噱头And I found my movie star cause. Dialogue:嗨 我是斯坦 《我与来福》的演员Hi, I'm stan, star of "Freaky Fido,"
Dialogue:我在此想谈谈And I'm here to talk to
Dialogue:我心中的宝贵的憧憬you about a cause that's dear to my heart-- Dialogue:野生培根裹猫Free-range bacon-wrapped cats.
Dialogue:认识一下勒夫?麦芬教授Meet Professor Love Muffin.
Dialogue:我们发现他的时候 他被关在板条箱里When we found him, he was locked in a crate,
Dialogue:吃着自己身上的培根Reduced to eating his own bacon.
Dialogue:但有了你们的贡献But with your contributions,
Dialogue:我们可以将麦芬教授We can send Professor Love Muffin,
Dialogue:跟他小伙伴们or one of his many friends,
Dialogue:送到斯坦培根猫猫牧场to Stan's bacon-wrapped cat ranch, Dialogue:在那儿 猫猫可以自由地奔跑 裹培根Where cats run free, covered in bacon... Dialogue:直到被我抓到 吃掉Until I catch them and eat them.
Dialogue:克洛伊 能把这个端给斯坦吗Chole, honey, could you take this out to stan? Dialogue:他在天井里上He's on the patio.
Dialogue:-好的 -谢谢 乖乖- Oh, sure. - Thanks, hon.
Dialogue:那么 雷金纳德So, Reginald,
Dialogue:多年后俺还能见到你忒好了It's nice to see you again after all these years. Dialogue:是也 菲欧娜 的确Yes, Fiona, it was.
Dialogue:不过有件事我得坦白But I have a confession to make--
Dialogue:我不是什么英国小说家雷金纳德?阿星顿?皮克特I'm not Reginald Ashington Pickett, dashing british novelist.
Dialogue:我是班尼特?詹姆斯I'm Bennett James,
Dialogue:世界知名的儿童心理学家World-renowned child psychologist. Dialogue:好吧 气氛没了Okay, now you've ruined it.
Dialogue:哦 克洛伊 克洛伊Oh. Oh! Chole! Chole!
Dialogue:亲爱的 你没事吧Honey! Are you all right?
Dialogue:汪Ruff!
Dialogue:真有趣Very funny.
Dialogue:说真的 我真的可以帮你挖干净Seriously, I could clean out that whole mess for you.