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里约台词 All the birds of a feather It's what keep us so toasty and warm in here, Do what we love most of all while you guys are out there freezing your... We are the best at rhythm and laughter Classy. That's why we love Carnival Are you all right? Call so clear we can sing to I'm not really built for this weather. Sun and nature’s big moon Oh, are you looking for some books? e music, passion and love Dance to thBooks? Show us the best you can do No, no. Everyone here is on fire I've come six thousand miles looking for him. Get up and join in the fun Doctor of Ornithology? Dancing with strangers, don't mess with danger Ooh, he's magnificent. Magic could happen for real Linda, a little help here. Linda! In Rio, all by itself Wow, you're actually communicating. Your dancing and knowing Yes, I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers, You can't find it anywhere else counter-clockwise, those referring to his dominance. It’s real, in Rio I did not get that at all. You know something else So, Dr Monteiro. You can feel it happy No Dr. Please, just call me Tulio. You can feel it all by yourself You know your Macaw is a very special bird. It's okay, it's okay. In fact, as far as we know, I'll take care of you. Blu is the last male of his kind. Stupid clock! - Really? - Yes. Good morning Blu. Recently we found a female. Eww... And our hope is to bring the two of them together Come here Tyler Blu Gandersen. to save their species. You know these vitamins are good for you. Well, yeah, sure, when can she come over? Uuh, what's this? Oh, no, she is in Brazil. Gotcha. Blu must come to Rio De Janeiro. Enjoy the new book. Rio, Brazil? Thanks Linda. Oh, no, no, no, no. Bye now. I never let Blu out of my sight. Yes, Mum. I'd love to visit. He needs me. But who'll take care of Blu? Oh, no. You misunderstand. Mum, they don't have kandles for parrots. It's all arranged. You'll be with him every step of Here's your hot chocolate, Blu. the way. Just how you like it. And I'll be with you. Because I don't trust leaving Blu with just anyone. Look, I know you're doing your job. No, I don't have a bird sitter. But, I can't... well, Blu's very particular... What is a bird sitter... And we have our little routine here This is the life. and we're not big on travel. The perfect marshmallow to cocoa ratio. Heck, he doesn't even fly. One, two, three, four, five... Of course he can fly. Six! He's a perfect specimen. Well, if it isn't my favorite nerd bird. What are you doing? Very funny, real mature. Don't worry, their natural instincts always take Hey Pet, where are you migrating to this year? over. The 'broad-first' nook? Wait, no! Throw all the snow balls you want. Well, almost always. I'm protected by this magical force field, called Blu! "Glass". What kind of doctor are you? Are you okay? - You arrive in time for carnival. - Carnival? Perhaps he's too domesticated. Yes, it's the biggest party in the world. It was very nice of you to step in, You know a time to have fun and dance. squawk around and throw my bird, Oh my! but now it is time for you to go. Is she a performer? I'm very sorry. No, in fact she's my dentist. I'm very sorry, but wait, Linda. Dr. Barbosa! This could be our last chance. Do not forget to floss, Tulio. Have a safe flight. You got it. Linda, please listen to me! Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like If we don't do this, his whole species will be gone. that. Just think about it. Oh, not me. Natural instincts. Oh,right yeah. There is nothing natural I am not from here. about being thrown half way across the room. Hey Nico, he's a tourist. Hah, I'll show him. Funny, you don't look like one. I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. Really? I don't? I have quadrated my vector angles. Except, you've got pigeon dodo on your nose. I have adjusted for wind shear, house every Oh, no, this is just SPF3000. reinforcement. So, are you here for carnival? Good. Actually I'm just here to meet a girl. Okay, let's see. - Huh, a girl? - Yes. Flaps open, perfect. Little word of advice. You make the first move. Landing gear, checked. - Brazilian ladies respond to confidence. - Oh, right. Tail flaps, operational. Yes, it's all about swagger. And actually, not bad. You've got to pop out that chest, This is it. Let's fly. swing that tail, Just keep it simple. eyes narrowed look like some kind of crazy love hawk. Thrust, lift, drag, and wait. - But first we've got to bust you out. - What? Thrust, lift, drag, wait! I'm gonna pop that cage open like a soda cap. Thrust, lift, drag, wait! No, no... Thrust, lift, drag, w-w-wait! No, that's okay. Blu? You call that popping? I promised I would always look out for you,didn’t I This thing's robust. And have I ever broken a promis ? No, guys really, I'm fine. The cage is great. I'm scared too. Love the cage. But I wouldn't make you do this Dabbo, suit yourself. if it wasn't the right thing to do. Don't forget, love hawk. What do you say Blu? Yes,yes,Bem... and to you as well. That's my big brave boy. Let me take you to Rio,Rio We will be back home before we even know it. Fly over the ocean like an eagle,eagle Let me take you to Rio,Rio So we can chill in my gazebo,gazebo Fly over the ocean like an eagle,eagle This is the heart and soul of our aviary. Then we can chill in my gazebo,gazebo Our treatment room. Let me take you to Rio,Rio They really like you. Fly over the ocean like an eagle,eagle - A lot. - Yes! Then we can chill in my gazebo,gazebo I'm their great big mama bird. Your turn Blu. You don't want to get 'beak-burn'. - You want some? - No, I'm good. Whoa . Many of the birds here were rescued from smugglers. Whoa! What's going on here? - Smugglers? - Yes. Unfortunately, the poor birds are often hurt. - Oh my! - I think they need a little help. or even killed in the process. But with proper care, they can be saved. I know how my feathers look, Look here. but I'm not that kind of bird. This poor guy was found last night. Say you, say me. Hey buddy, you're looking great today. Okay, I had nothing to do with that. Much better, much better. But, it's actually a pretty good song. Get well soon. "Naturally..." yes, sing it Lionel. So, where is Jewel? Wow, That was fast. Oh, we have a special place for Jewel. Lionel Richie. Works every time. She's a very spirited bird. We should probably give them some privacy. I'll say. I'm not so sure I should leave Blu here alone. She did that? Oh no, don't worry. Charming. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Okay, I want to go home now. Besides, he's got Jewel. No, don't worry. Help me! I'm going to make you look irresistible. This is the final countdown to Carnival! Help! Help! Let me out of here! Let's Samba. Linda! Come here little birdie. - Maybe I should... - No, give it a chance. It's okay. I got you. Hello? Excuse me! Hello? Please, I'm trying to sleep. I come in peace. I'm sorry sleepy head, I'm trying to escape. She's beautiful. Escape, why? This cage is awesome. What were they talking about? She's... like an angel. This cage...? Oh, what was I thinking? An angel whose getting really close up! I wouldn't expect a pet to understand. - You're standing on my throat. - You're an American. Pet? Did you just call me a pet? Thanks. For the record, I am not a pet. I need my throat for talking, so thank you. I am a companion. You look like me. And you know what? Do whatever you want. Hi. Cause' tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me, Hi. My name is Blu. and this whole nightmare will be over. You know like the cheese with the mould on it. Incredibly, you rather be with a human No, it smells really bad. than with your own kind. That's stupid, stupid, stupid. Well, that human Alright come on, we don't have much time. has given me love and affection for the past 15 years, Wait, wait! Ouch! whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after 15 - Are you ready? - For what? seconds. Oh, oh, wow. Aah... okay. Yah, it's because of them, I've lost everything. Confidence! You can't trust them! Crazy love hawk. Of course, you can trust humans. Wow, hey! What are you doing? Jewel? What? What you want me to. Jewel? But just for argument sake, what are you doing? Hi there! I am trying to escape. It's nice of you to join me for dinner. Oh..., ya... escape, I often eat alone. that's where I was going with that thing I just did. Because of course, my work. Wait, wait. I thought I was the 'bird-mad' until I met you. Did you actually think we were going to kiss? Yes, right. Do you have a favorite bird? - No, no, no! - We just met! Well, obviously I'm a Blue Macaw kind of gal. I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. That makes sense. They are very handsome birds. Tell me, Fernando. Does this look alive to you? Actually, it's the brains I'm attracted to. Huh? I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers. - Get it! - Over here! I know exactly, what you mean. Jewel! My favorite bird is the spotted owl. Hello, pretty bird. I've always been mesmerized by those big, What's the matter? round intelligent eyes. Cockatoo got your throat? Chicken rolls? Nigel, alive. Lambada. To be continued. Chicken eyes. That was your plan! To take off and leave me! Oh gosh! Gee, thanks. Hello. Why didn't you follow me? Oh, Blu. - Nice work, Nigel. - Yah, nice work, Nigel. We should have never left. The last two Macawsan birds. - This is is all my fault. - No Linda, please. These are worth a fortune. This is not your fault. Hey, Fernando! Hang these up in the other room. You're right, It's not my fault. - Hey, birdie. - Let me out! Let me out! - It's your fault! - What? Let me out of here! With your little bird talk, Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. and that whole... Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird, hahaha! Well, you know what? I was framed. They got the wrong guy. Squawk squawking is squawk-squawk! Sorry guys. Nothing personal. I am sorry. I didn't mean to curse. So, what is going to happen to them? I don't understand! Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Sylvio is the best guard in the business. Now go home to Mama. So let me get this straight. - But I don't have a Mama. -Father? You were attacked by a little white bird. - Brother? - Gold fish? Yes, with this rag he held it to my mouth, like this. Can we keep him, boss? We're doomed. No! Okay, there's no place like home, there's no place So Marcel, what's really going to happen to those like home. birds? How I wish I was back in my cage Dulled, plucked, stuffed, eaten, who cares. with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. All I know is, we are going to be rich. - How I miss my little bell. - Ssshh, play dead. We're gonna to be rich. What? I don't need to play dead. Come on, the game's starting. I'm about to have a heart attack. Yes, you be very clear. Tomorrow or the deal is off. - Just do it! - Fine. Of course, I have both the Macaws. - Stop twitching. - Come on, it's the twitching that Yes, I'll deliver them myself. sells it. Au revoir. Come on in, kid. Alright you two, we load the truck tonight. Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. First thing in the morning, we bring those birds to You see boys. What did I tell you about this one? the airport. That you are going to pay him half as much as what you - You got it? - Yeah, sure, heard you. said? And one of you, feed Nigel. No, you idiot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Yes! Smart, resourceful. Here you go, kid. No-no, scissors cut rock. Hey, this is only half of what you promised me. Oh man, how come you always win? Shut up, kid. Nice birdie. What the...? Here you go. - Hey, are you okay? - No. Ughh, cannibal. I'm definitely not okay! Okay, hold it together. The key is not to panic. - What are you doing? - Getting out of here. I'm not panicking. You going to help me, or what? I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to me. Actually our survival guide But it's okay. Because any minute now, Linda will find said to sit and wait, and help will come. us. No one is coming! Oh great, and then she'll We are on our own and if we just sit here, we're going just stick us behind another set of bars, right? to die! Yes, I mean no! Yes, yes, yes. Look, pet cages might work No! for you but I don't want to belong to anyone. Nigel, get out of the way! Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? Would you mind? Are you kidding me? Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie. Why? It's just a standard flip slide ball. But I used to be quite a looker. What are you doing? The star. - Well I can't... - What? You can't what? Lights, camera, action. I can't fly! I was striking svelte. - You couldn't tell me before now! - It didn't matter Ambitious feet-to-beak. before now. So birdie-licious. I hate you. Now I'm vile. I'm villain and vicious. - There is something else I need to know? - Yes! Oh, and malicious. I can't fly, I pick my beak I had it all, TV shows, women too. and once in a while I pee in the bird bath. I was tall. Over 1'foot 2". Happy? Then they got a pretty parrot to fill my shoes. There, they are! That's why I am so evil, why I do what I do. We got to get out of here! He was a superstar. So young and vital. Wait. Listen to me. He's nasty. A Southern American idol. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my He's a vicious bird. Who said that about me? lead. A very vicious bird. I'll have you rotisseried. - Inside right, outside left. - Okay, I've got it. I am a feathery freak with beak, a bird murderer. Inside, outside, inside, outside. You think you're better than me. I've never heard of Yes, yes! Come on! you. See, I'm bilingual too. I'm evil. I'll feed your cheese balls with weevils. This is great! I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't It was him. fly! He's a nasty bird, I'm invincible. Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds. He's ghastly. - Duck! - No, Ducks can fly! I'm invincible, I'm unwashable, unrinsible. No! Duck! Like an abandoned school, I have no principles. Oh yes! Yes! All of you Brazilian birds All 18 million birds. Calm down! I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Nooo! Nooorrr! I'm going to make you... Get out of here, you putrid poultry. Shut up now, shut up! - Oh, what was that? - A stick. Just me. - Ahh, and that? - It's just a rock. I will make you ugly too. - Is that a spider on my back? - Will you quit it? - Hey! - Sweet nightmares. It's just a leaf. Turn around. Not cool man. Scary, but not cool! Leaf. Told you. No, no Linda, wait. We don't know this boy. Come on, we need to find a safe place to spend the We can't trust him. night. I have to trust him. Safe? Safe! We're in the jungle! I don't have a choice. You know when people say it's a jungle out there, Do you think I'm an idiot? I'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thing. There were two birds, chained together, in a cage. Look, I hate to break it to you, How could you lose them? but this is where our kind naturally lives. They out smart us boss. But don't worry. Hey, don't talk to me about nature. I watch Animal We'll get them back. I have a plan. Planet. Oh great. What are you going to do? I know all about the food chain. Wonder in the city, calling "Here birdie-birdie, here You see, out here I'm just a hors d'oeuvre. birdie!" Nothing more than a feathery spring roll. Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that. That is why we stay on the trees and not on the ground. We have to get birds to the airport by tonight. After you. But it's Carnival. All the roads will be blocked by Oh no, I don't think so. the parade. I'll feel much more comfortable in something That's why I wanted to go this morning! man-made. Nigel! How about up there? This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you I can't believe I've to drag your clumsy butt up there. combined. Drag me? Watch and learn. If he's so smart why don't you put him in charge? Blu! Just wait! I am putting him in charge. Who's dragging who's butt now, huh? Stop suggesting things! Ha, ha very funny. Go find them, Nigel. You see, who needs flying? Hmm, if we can't get through the parade, Birds, birds need flying. we'll have to be in the parade. Flying is... - Are you sure it is going to work? - Positive. It’s freedom Check my map. and not having to rely on anyone. Yes, that's just comforting. Thank you. Don't you want that? Look, let's just get this chain broken. I don't know. Sounds a little lonely. Right, then we can go find Linda. Let's get some sleep. No, you can go find Linda. I'm probably going to be up for a little while. Once this chain is off, Because I'm still on Minnesota's time. I'm going back to being free in the jungle. Good night. - Deal? - Fine, deal. Good night Jewel. Nice try brainiac. Good night Linda. I think something is watching us. Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my bird? Oh, be careful Blu. Have you seen my bird? They might snuggle you to death. Excuse me, have you seen my bird? Oh, come here. Have you seen my bird? Attack! Lady, American lady. What is going on down there? Blu? Blu? Go, go, go. Off with you. I know where your birds are. Okay guys, guys. I told you a thousand times. You found Blu? Are you sure? Manuela Sofia Kamana, listen to me. Ow! O'yah, right It's his. in the eye. Let me see that. Oh precious, ain't they? You're right. The kids! Seventeen of them and one on the way. Okay, where is he? Hey, Paco Carlos stop shaking him. Come on, let's go. I'll take you to him. They have given me great feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break. - It...it can't be done! - Where's daddy...? So, you two love birds headed for Carnival? Daddy, daddy! - Wow, love birds? - We're more like acquaintance But hey, we might as well give it a shot. birds. Let's go, quickly. And not even that. We're more like 'chained-together' No, don't back. They sense fear. birds. What an adorable monkey. Yes, I mean... Ouch! Hey, my watch! What is it with these kids and the feathers? Hello boys. We have no idea, we're having them tested. Seems like you had a busy day. So, do you think you could help us get this thing off? Oh, what? This? Lucky for you, you know Rafael, This is just some stuff we found. and Rafael knows everyone. Right boys? Ow! Again with the eye! I'm not interested in your nicked knickknacks. Okay, you want me to call your mother! Your burgle-bobbles bore me. No! There are two blue Macaws out there. And I need your multitude of vice to help me find them. Works every time. They are scared to death of her. Call me for what? Oh yes, what's in it for us? Eva, my love. That's a fair question. Let's discuss it. I must take this young couple to see Luiz. Luiz? I certainly see your point. You don't fool me for a second. But what could I possibly do for you in return? You and your amigos just want to sneak off to Carnival. Save me, save me! Oh Carnival. Oh, that's a thought. That magical time This is enough? when I met the most beautiful bird in the world. I don't want to feel like I'm cheating you. I still remember the song We'll do it, we'll do it. Save me, please. that was playing when I first laid eyes on you. Save me! 'Tall and tanning, young and lovely,' Alright, you twisted my wing. Deal. 'the girl from Ipanema goes walking.' Now then, any more questions? No? Good! Come on baby, sing it. 'And when she passes' You'll spread out and find these Macaws by the end of 'Each one she passes goes 'Aah!!!'' the day. Like a river of the sweetest honey. Or it's flying lessons for everyone! I guess love is deaf too. Go! Come here, mmm. Go do your monkey business. Okay, take them to Luiz, but hurry back. I changed my mind. You are an angel. Maybe we can find a bus schedule or something. I'll miss you, my juicy little mango. Come on, you are not going to back out now? Oh me too. My pouchy papaya. Not in front of a lady. Hey! Paco, Carlos! Put your brother down, now! Okay, yes..., sure. I can't believe she actually let me go. All right, that's the spirit. You sure you're up for this? So how far is this Luiz? Not far, 30 minutes says the crow flies. I mean it's not like just And how long does the Macaw walks? we're hurdling ourselves off the mountain or Bobo here can't fly. something. Right? - But he's a bird. - Not all birds fly. - There are Ostriches... - You're not an Ostrich. Actually that was pretty much my entire plan. - Well, not technically. - Wait, wait, wait... What? My friends, I want to help you, but to walk the whole Don't worry Blu. It's in your DNA. way, And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be? You think? Help me! Let's catch a ride to Luiz. Fun right? Hurry you two, barbos! Barbos! Yeah, fun. What's to the species here? Okay, I need you two to get closer. Move it! Closer. Come on love birds. Closer. You made it. Nice. I would love to go five minutes without getting Now, put your wings around each other. killed. What? Is that too much to ask? Come on amigos, Not that she's going to bite. For a bird who can't fly, oh yeah. - Will you? - We'll see. They're starting to close off the streets for Now, you flap your right wing and you flap your left Carnival. wing. Better be right, kid, And together, you fly. because we're running out of time. This doesn't seem aerodynamically possible. Never be able to get my car through this crowd. You think too much. Don't worry, I'm on it. Flying is not what you think up here. Hey kid, where did you get this bike? It's what you feel in here. I traded it for your jeep. And when you feel the rhythm of your heart. What? It's like samba. Yes, it's in great condition. You fly. Well, good condition. See, it's easy. Hey, out of the way! Easy? Look out! Easy for you to say. Hold on! Because from here, it look really really hard. I'm going to chew my own leg Hey, if want to see Linda again, if this doesn't come off soon. this is the only way. Relax, we find Luiz, - Okay, you're right. - Yes, I am. we're right where we want to be. - This is for Linda. - Right. Hey, Ralfi! - Keep it simple. - Easy breezing. If it isn't the king of carnival. Trust, lift, drag... Nico, Pedro! What a family? - Oh, come on, let's go! - Wait! Where've you been hiding yourself, bird? Outside, inside, outside, inside... I thought you were dead. Come on Blu, you can do it! Hold up, rewind. I can do it, I can do it... Ain't that the bird from the cage? I can't do it! I think our love lesson would down smooth. Not again! You work fast. - Am I dead? - No, we are still alive! Baby got beak. This is incredible. You was locked up This is the most beautiful thing I ever seen. and now you're rolling with a hot wing. - See what you've been missing? - Yes. I want to be like you. Alright Blu, you're flying. Sort of. Don't, it's not what you think. Not really, but do you feel it? We're just chained together. Yes, I do feel it. Hey, I'm not judging you. No, no, Blu! Keep us spastic. Mi Caramba! Hey guys, we're looking for Luiz. Sorry, sorry, sorry! Have you seen him? We're going to die! Yes, I see him but you didn't. You did not feel it in here. You just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage. Who shall sound from my ghetto blaster, Oh great. blaster, blaster, blaster, blaster Relax baby bird, you can catch the next one. Hey, she likes you. It's time to take it to the next level. What are you talking about? What's wrong with this level? Have you been listening? Come on, this ain't the level. No, I've been watching. Next level is the level. Just be yourself, go on. - You got to shake your tail feather. - Oh yes. I wanna party We got to get this chain off. I wanna samba Come on love birds, you are in Rio. I wanna party and live my life You should enjoy it. Live a little. I wanna party and fly We got them. You two are coming with me. Welcome to paradise. In your little monkey dreams. Some party, huh? That was meant for you. This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Come on, can we all get along? Despite all the RVS health code violations. This isn't your fight big nose. I like you. Nothing you say makes any sense. You mess with my friend, you mess with me! Alright everyone listen up. And us! Ralfi has some special guests from out of town. Yes, little King Kong. Let's show them some love I don't know what's going on here. because I don't think they get out very much. Birds vs. Monkeys! Everybody put their wings together Get them! and clap them as loud as you can. Yippee-kay-yay mountain man! Clap them, clap them. I don't care, slap them. Miss! Party in an opening, my baby. We have to go! I wanna party Need a lift? I wanna samba Take that you, funky monkey. I wanna party - Thank you! - Any time! I wanna samba That's what I'm talking about. I wanna party and live my life Bird man, we threw down! I wanna party and fly Yes, we threw down. - I'mma fly, fly just like the birds - But you're a You guys were like fire and ice. bird. Thunder and lightning. Oh yah thats right so let me fly, Hip and hop. like a rocket then Cheese and sprinkles. Fly so high , It's a Minnesota thing. where I need to come down for oxygen You see, nothing you say makes any sense. Cause once we start it baby, Come on, follow me. ain't no ain't no stopping then What? Cause I just wanna live my life and party But, the birds were here. All I want to do is to be free, Yeah, sure they were, kid. and rock my body I swear. The birds were right here. And around the world, How do you know? and I wanna live my life Because I'm the one who took them. In Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio life - You? - I didn't want to hurt anybody. What are you doing? I just needed the money. I do not know. Alright, Blu. Fernando, I trusted you. I'm that samba samba master, I know but... master master master master Oh man, that's good. Hey guys. Don't worry. l got it. What are you doing here? There he goes. That's my boy. I just wanted to see ls it hot? l think l'm sweating. if you have any work for me. l didn't even think that was biologically possible, Well, if you were here two hours ago, and, yet look. you could have helped us load... Wow. What? Yeah, that's your boy, all right. Shut up! Okay, so he needs a little help. So, why are you guys dressed for Carnival? Come on, let's give him some. No, no one will know us Set the mood. when we smuggle these birds...Ouch! All right, look, l'm on it. Shut up! l know how to set the mood. Check it out. We need a float. Get a Get a Get a Get a girl A float! Get Get Get Get a girl So you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? Take her take her to the floor I'm a great dancer. Show her show her how you roll Can he come? Drop it drop it drop it low Come on, please. Three's better than two. Drop it low drop-drop it low Fine. We got to hurry though. f mood is that? What kind o Wow, I almost forgot. Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Where did I put it? I thought it was right here. l'm not hating on your creativity, but l think l got There it is! this one. Got it! Follow my lead. Let's go. Now that's more like it. Hurry up, kid. Wasn't really thinking Wasn't looking Can he go on the plane with us too? Wasn't searching for an answer Shut up. ln the moonlight We can't let them get on the plane. When l saw your face You can ride a motorcycle, right? Wow! What a beautiful sunset. You insult me. Yeah. No, I can't drive a motorcycle. Psst! Blu. It's just like riding a snowmobile. Down here. Just tell her "You have beautiful eyes." What happened? That's good. Great idea. Papa? l have beautiful eyes. What happened? Ah, Yeah, okay. Sure they're nice. Don't hurt me. No, her eyes. Her eyes. Stop your chirping and talk to me! Right, yeah. Your eyes, your eyes are great, not mine. No, I don't know anything. l mean mine are okay. When I go biting down your head, But yours, l bet you can see right through them. will it go pop or will it go crack? Blu! Where are the civilian birds? Just tell her how you feel. That means Blu by the way. Jewel. Yeah. They escaped, went to Luiz. l've been wanting to tell you that l… That l… Anything else? How sweet. You're getting choked up. They said you were very nice. Oh! You're choking! Okay! All right! Did they? JEWEL: Come on Blu move with me. Stay with me, Blu. Liar. One more, come on. One more time! And handsome too? Yep, that's my boy. Never send a monkey to do a bird's job. Ladies and gentlemen, l give you Luiz's garage. After you. PSST - No, no, you first. - Please, I insist, ok. I know just how you feel. I guess this is it. Watching them up there, makes you want to chase them, Yes, quite an adventure. grab them in your mouth and bite their heads off. End of the line I'm just kidding, bro. Ah, yes. Chasing them is plenty. I guess things like these don't happen in Tiny-sota. I'm flying, just like a bird. Tiny-sota? Jewel, but you are a bird. Oh wait, Minnesota? Hey, where are you going? Yes. Blu? That's very good. That's very funny actually. Blu, What wrong? Nothing. Everything is perfect. Luiz! You'll Are you here, Luiz? be off to the rainforest. I'll be back to Linda. Hey Buddy. - Just like we planned. - I... I got some friends I want you to meet. Hey birds! Stop yapping and start flapping. Let's go! Inside-outside-inside-outside..! I got you... good. - I guess I thought maybe... - What, that you'll come What? to Minnesota? I could have rip your throats out. Great, I guess I make you a scarf. But I didn't. No, that's not what I meant. But I could have. Look Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around Hey Luiz! following you wherever you're going. Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly. Stop scaring my friends. Hey Ralfi, come here! Awkward. Where have you been? Okay, okay. You look good. You know what? This is good, just clear the air. Wait, wait. Luiz is a bulldog? Just be completely honest with each other. You got something against dogs? You want honesty! Fine, I can be honest. I do when they're drooling on me. I don't belong here It's a medical condition. In fact, I never wanted to come here in the first place. No, amigo. We really need you. And...and, you know what? She's mean, brother. I hate to Samba! Luiz, come on, please. Hey, that's a little too far. We need your help. Make the mean bird take it back. I think I know what to do. Yes, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same. Are you sure this is safe? Tiko-tako, yayaya, Tiko-tako, yayaya. Urghhh. Sure, there's nothing to it. I'm tiko-tako out of here. Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Fine! See you around, pet. No, no, no, come back! Because I can't hear too good with this thing on. Hey Ralfi! Get the switch, please! You belong together! You're Juliet, to his Romeo. Don't worry. He's a professional. Sure, they both die in the end but you get my point! Try not to move. Young love, always so melodramatic. I can't really see out of this thing either. Alright boys, go after her. Hey, where'd you go? Blu! Gross. Come back here, come on! But I'm free. I'm ready for Carnival! Who wants to ride on my...fruit? Jewel, we are free! Slimey, but free! They left without me. Contaminated probably, but free. I'm missed out. Can you believe it, finally. Jewel! Jewel! Wait up! Over. Going somewhere, pretty bird? Oh yes! Oh yes! Come on guys, let's go! I was on my way to crawl your eyes out! What are we standing around for. It's Carnival! Jewel! Temper, temper. Tulio? Now come along my dear, we are going to the parade. Linda, I was just a... Everybody loves the parade. I look ridiculous, don't I? Sorry. Let go of me! Hey, get back here! The Parade! It's about to start. Nobody messes with a friend of Pedro. Ok, one witch. Go ahead. Ain't happening! It's on! Come on! Okay, just follow my lead. Act naturally. Did you see the talon on that guy? Are you okay? Talon? Come on. Maybe it's on, next time. Blu! Blu! Ralfi, help, help! Wait, no, no, no. I'm looking for a blue bird. Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnival that - Birdo. - What birdo? Move it, move it... way? Wait, what are you doing? Tulio! I'm not going to Carnival. Hey! Let me out! - No, I'm going home. - But I thought you loved Carnival. Tulio! I do, but I love my family much more. This is not good. This is not good. And that's a choice I made with this, and not with this. This is... Cheese and sprinkles. Blu! Blu! Hey Blu! I was flying, then I saw this big cockatoo Okay, you can put me down now. I think we are done here. I think they like my moves. with big ninja talon. This cockatoo was ugly. Anyway to the point. Hey, keep dancing my boy. Then Jewel was there, and he snatched Jewel up. One down and one to go. Then he was like, "You coming with me you little You'll never find him. princess?" He's already gone. Oh, I don't need to find him. And Jewel was like, Pssh!, pssh! "I'm no princess, leave me alone." He'll find you. - And I was like, "Hey!". - Then he was like "What!" This is the spit! Stop! Just tell me what happened. Yeah, baby. He got Jewel. Now I can get my freak on. And he's taking Jewel to the parade. Luiz please, rescue first, freak later. This is all my fault. Come on. Out of my way, people! Let's fly! All right guys, I'll fly ahead to look for Jewel. Carnival, here we come! Hello ladies. Hey dog, I'm flying back here. There's the big nose, hold up! You'll get wet on this flight! What! Come on, come on, come on. Where are these guys? Linda! Excuse me, excuse me. Yes, nice. Linda! Linda! Very nice. Marcel! Speak English! Marcel! Linda, you got to shake your dooche. Oh, boy. No, I don't shake our dooche in Minnesota. Bird, chicken. Hot dog coming through. Blu! Come on Fernando, dance. Idiots. Tulio! Excuse me! - Tulio! I saw Blu! - What? Coming through! Hold on Blu! I'm coming for you! Watch your feet. What a view. Oops, sorry. Blu! Go ahead. Come in. Blu! Wait, stop please. Performers only. Linda. Linda? l'm gonna pop this cage open like a soda can. Blu, Blu, we found her. Now that's popping! She's on some weird chicken float. Hurry. We got to help the others. Come on! l'm a pretty bird l'm a pretty bird. Let's go get Jewel. Who's a pretty bird?l'm a pretty bird. Wait Blu! Where are you going? Pretty bird l'm a pretty bird. - I saw Blu. He's riding on a Bulldog. - What? Come on! There they are. That's the float. l'm out! That float is a crime in itself. The light! There he is! Go! Go! Go! Hey, Jewel. Freedom! Blu! Geronimo! l'm gonna get you out of here. Come on! Come on! We need to get out! No. Wait, wait, wait! No, Blu, you can't be here. You have to go. Nigel… lt's okay. Hey it's okay. Hello, pretty bird. We'll figure this out together. Right? So kind of you to join our little soir Let him go! Come on. You really think l came alone? Ow! l got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in Jewel! all of Rio right behind me. My wing. You heard that guys? We're saved! That's right. That's right. Oh, pity. Now we have two useless flightless birds. I think he means us. Oh. Huh? Love. lt's such a powerful and stupid thing. Not cool, man. Not cool! Yeah. Well done, Nigel. Uh-oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. We're going down! Out of the way. Okay, okay. Rock, paper, scissors… Chute! Sorry. Wait! Wait! Hasta la vista, losers! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Hey! Wait for us! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Cannonball! Could l drive next year, too? Blu! Wait! Come back! No! Get in! Blu, you're crazy! What are you doing? l don't know how l got up here l'm not gonna let you go! but l ain't never coming down!1215 We're chained-to-each-other birds, remember? Come on, kid. Wow. I'm going to get you guys out of here. Blu! You're flying! - What do you think you're doing? - Nothing. Yeah! Woo-hoo! You shouldn't have done that. l'm flying! l'm really flying. Come on. You're right, l'm not an ostrich. l'm not an ostrich! Just forget him! Get the birds! What? They're getting away! We'll see about that! Dad! Look! Watch out! ldiots. - We did it boys! - Yes, we are the best. Linda! Is that a float? Blu? Look at the detail on that thing. It's Blu! Look Tulio is Blu! Pull up you idiot, pull up! And he's flying. My Blu is flying. Blu! He's flying! Blu! Here, let me see. Oh Blu. Don't worry, I'll take care of you. Sorry, Eva, l'm not gonna be home for dinner. That's my big brave boy. What are you doing? All the birds of a feather. Do what we love most of all. Moon and the stars, strumming guitars. That's why we love Carnival. Loving our life in the jungle. Everything is wild and free. Never alone, cause this is our home. Magic can happen for Rio. In Rio, all by itself. You can see it coming. You can't find it anywhere else. I'm the Capowaya Kinga, Kinga, Kinga Kinga Kinga. Birds like me cause I'mma hot winga. Angel hotta winga. Here everybody love samba. Birds that you feel in your heart. Beauty and love, what more could you want. Everything can be for Rio, in Rio. Hear something else. You just feel it happening. You won't find it anywhere else. I love you Rio!