阿拉丁电影英文台词

阿拉丁电影英文台词————————————————————————————————作者：————————————————————————————————日期：#Oh,IcomefromalandFromafarawayplace##Wherethecaravancamelsroam##Whereit'sflatandimmenseAndtheheatisintense##It'sbarbaricbuthey,it'shome##Whenthewind'sfromtheeastAndthesun'sfromthewest##Andthesandintheglassisright##Comeondown,stoponbyHopacarpetandfly##ToanotherArabiannight##Arabiannights##LikeArabiandays##MoreoftenthannotArehotterthanhot##Inalotofgoodways##Arabiannights##'NeathArabianmoons##AfooloffhisguardCouldfallandfallhard##Outthereonthedunes#Ah,salaam,andgoodeveningtoyou,worthyfriend.Please,please,comecloser.Tooclose.Alittletooclose.There.WelcometoAgrabah,cityofmystery,ofenchantment,andthefinestmerchandisethissideoftheriverJordan,onsaletoday.Lookatthis.Yes.Combinationhookahandcoffeemaker.Alsomakesjuliennefries.Willnotbreak.Willnot...Itbroke.Ohh!Lookatthis.Ihaveneverseenoneoftheseintactbefore.ThisisthefamousDeadSeaTupperware.Listen.Ah,stillgood.Wait.Don'tgo.Icanseethatyou'reonlyinterestedintheexceptionallyrare.Ithink,then,youwouldbemostrewardedtoconsiderthis.Donotbefooledbyitscommonplaceappearance.Likesomanythings,itisnotwhatisoutside,butwhatisinsidethatcounts.Thisisnoordinarylamp.Itoncechangedthecourseofayoungman'slife.Ayoungmanwho,likethislamp,wasmorethanwhatheseemed.Thediamondintherough.Perhapsyouwouldliketohearthetale?Itbeginsonadarknight...whereadarkmanwaitswithadarkpurpose.Youarelate.Athousandapologies,OPatientOne.Youhaveitthen?Ihadtoslitafewthroats,butIgotit.Ah-ah-ahhh.Thetreasure.Ow!Trustme,mypungentfriend.-You'llgetwhat'scomingtoyou.-What'scomingtoyou.Awk!Quickly!Followthetrail.Faster.Atlast,afterallmyyearsofsearching...theCaveofWonders.Awk.CaveofWonders.ByAllah.Now,remember.Bringmethelamp.Therestofthetreasureisyours,butthelampismine.Awk,thelamp.Awk,thelamp.Jeez,where'dyadigthisbozoup?Shh.Whodisturbsmyslumber?Itisl,Gazeem,ahumblethief.Knowthis.Onlyonemayenterhere,onewhoseworthliesfarwithin.Adiamondintherough.Whatareyouwaitingfor#Goon.No!Seektheeoutthediamondintherough.Ican'tbelieveit.Ijustdon'tbelieveit.We'renevergonnagetaholdofthatstupidlamp.Justforgetit.Lookatthis.I'msotickedoffthatI'mmolting.Patience,lago.Patience.Gazeemwasobviouslylessthanworthy.Oh,there'sabigsurprise.IthinkI'mgonnahaveaheartattackanddiefromthatsurprise.Whatarewegonnado?Wegotabigproblemhere,abig...Yes.Onlyonemayenter.Imustfindthisone,this...diamondintherough.Stop!Thief!Stop!Thief!I'llhaveyourhandsforatrophy,streetrat.Allthisforaloafofbread?Whoa!-Thereheis!-Youwon'tgetawaysoeasy!Youthinkthatwaseasy?Youtwo,overthatway,andyou,followme.-We'llfindhim.-Morning,ladies.Gettingintotroublealittleearlytoday,aren'twe,Aladdin?Trouble.Noway.You'reonlyintroubleifyougetcaught.-Gotcha.-I'mintrouble.Andthistime...Perfecttiming,Abu,asusual.-Abu.-Comeon.Let'sgetouttahere.#GottakeeponejumpAheadofthebreadline##Oneswingaheadofthesword##IstealonlywhatIcan'tafford#That'severything.#Onejumpaheadofthelawmen##That'sallandthat'snojoke##Theseguysdon'tappreciateI'mbroke#-Riffraff.-Streetrat.-Scoundrel.-Takethat.#Justalittlesnack,guys##RiphimopenTakeitback,guys##IcantakeahintGottafacethefacts#-#You'remyonlyfriend,Abu#-Who?#Oh,it'ssadAladdin'shitthebottom##He'sbecomeaone-manriseincrime##I'dblameparentsExcepthehasn'tgot'em##GottaeattoliveGottastealtoeat##TellyouallaboutitWhenIgotthetime##OnejumpaheadoftheslowpokesOneskipaheadofmydoom##Nexttimegonnauseanomdeplume#Thereheis.#OnejumpaheadofthehitmenOnehitaheadoftheflock##IthinkI'lltakeastrollAroundtheblock#-Stop,thief.-Vandal.-Abu!-Scandal.#Let'snotbetoohasty##StillIthinkhe'srathertasty##GottaeattoliveGottastealtoeat##Otherwisewe'dgetalong#Wrong.Gethim!He'sgotasword!Youidiots.We'veallgotswords.-#Onejumpaheadofthehoofbeats#-Vandal!-#Onehopaheadofthehump#-Streetrat!-#Onetrickaheadofdisaster#-Scoundrel!#They'requick,butI'mmuchfaster##Heregoes,betterthrowmyhandin##Wishmehappylandin'AllIgottadoisjump#Yuck!Oy!Andnow,esteemedeffendi,wefeast.Allright.Yum,yum!Uh-oh.Here.Goon.Takeit.Ah,don't.Huh?Onhiswaytothepalace,Isuppose.Anothersuitorfortheprincess.-Outofmyway,youfilthybrats.Hey!IfIwereasrichasyou,Icouldaffordsomemanners.Oh.I'llteachyousomemanners.Lookatthat,Abu.It'snoteverydayyouseeahorsewithtworearends.Ooh!Youareaworthlessstreetrat.Youwerebornastreetrat,you'lldieastreetrat,andonlyyourfleaswillmournyou.I'mnotworthless.AndIdon'thavefleas.Comeon,Abu.Let'sgohome.#Riffraff,streetrat##Idon'tbuythat##Ifonlythey'dlookcloser##Wouldtheyseeapoorboy##No,siree##They'dfindout##There'ssomuchmore##Tome#Someday,Abu,thingsaregonnachange.We'llberich,liveinapalace,andneverhaveanyproblemsatall.I'veneverbeensoinsulted.Oh,PrinceAchmed.You'renotleavingsosoon,areyou?Goodluckmarryingheroff.Oh!Jasmine.Jasmine!Jasmine!-Jasmine!Confoundit,Rajah.So,thisiswhyPrinceAchmedstormedout.Oh,Father.Rajahwasjustplayingwithhim.Weren'tyou,Rajah?Youwerejustplayingwiththatoverdressed,self-absorbedPrinceAchmed,weren'tyou?Dearest,you'vegottostoprejectingeverysuitorwhocomestocall.Thelawsaysyoumustbemarriedtoaprince...byyournextbirthday.Thelawiswrong.You'veonlygotthreemoredays.Father,Ihatebeingforcedintothis.IfIdomarry,Iwantittobeforlove.Jasmine...it'snotonlythislaw.I'mnotgoingtobearoundforever,and,well,l...Ijustwanttomakesureyou'retakencareof.Providedfor.Pleasetrytounderstand.I'veneverdoneathingonmyown.I'veneverhadanyrealfriends.Exceptyou,Rajah.I'veneverevenbeenoutsidethepalacewalls.But,Jasmine,you'reaprincess.ThenmaybeIdon'twanttobeaprincessanymore.Oooh!I...I...Allahforbidyoushouldhaveanydaughters.Hmm?Idon'tknowwhereshegetsitfrom.Hermotherwasn'tnearlysopicky.Oh!Ah,Jafar.Mymosttrustedadvisor.Iamindesperateneedofyourwisdom.Mylifeisbuttoserveyou,mylord.It'sthissuitorbusiness.Jasminerefusestochooseahusband.-I'matmywit'send.-Awk!Wit'send!Oh!Haveacracker,prettyPolly.YourMajestycertainlyhasawaywithdumbanimals.Now,then,perhapsIcandivineasolutiontothisthornyproblem.Ifanyonecanhelp,it'syou.Butitwouldrequiretheuseofthemysticbluediamond.Oh.Uh,myring?Butit'sbeeninthefamilyforyears.Itisnecessarytofindtheprincessasuitor.Don'tworry.Everythingwillbefine.Everythingwillbe...fine.Thediamond.Here,Jafar.Whateveryouneedwillbefine.Youaremostgracious,myliege.Now,runalongandplaywithyourlittletoys,hmm?Yes.Thatwillbeprettygood.Ican'ttakeitanymore!IfIgottachokedownononemoreofthosemoldy,disgustingcrackers...Bam!Whack!Calmyourself,lago.ThenI'dgrabhimaroundthehead.Whack!SoonIwillbesultan,notthataddle-patedtwit.AndthenIstuffthecrackersdownhisthroat.Ha,ha!Oh,I'msorry,Rajah.ButIcan'tstayhereandhavemylifelivedforme.I'llmissyou.Goodbye.Okay,Abu.Go.Trythis.Yourtastebudswilldanceandsing.Getyourpawsoffthat.Why,you...Getawayfromhere,youcursed,filthyape!Goodbye.Nicegoing,Abu.Breakfastisserved.Prettylady,buyapot.Nofinerpotinbrassorsilver.Sugardates.Sugardatesandfigs.Sugardatesandpistachios.Wouldtheladylikeanecklace?Aprettynecklaceforaprettylady.Freshfish!Wecatch'em,youbuy'em!Oh,no.Idon'tthinkso.Oh!Excuseme.I'mreallyverysorry.Wow.Uh-oh.Hello.Hello?Oh,youmustbehungry.Hereyougo.You'dbetterbeabletopayforthat.Pay?Noonestealsfrommycart.Oh,I'msorry,sir.Idon'thaveanymoney.-Thief!-Please...Ifyouletmegotothepalace,IcangetsomefromtheSultan.Doyouknowwhatthepenaltyisforstealing?No!No,please!Thankyou,kindsir.I'msogladyoufoundher.I'vebeenlookingalloverforyou.-Whatareyoudoing?-Justplayalong.You,uh,knowthisgirl?Sadly,yes.Sheismysister.She'salittlecrazy.ShesaidsheknewtheSultan.ShethinksthemonkeyistheSultan.OwiseSultan,howmayIserveyou?Tragic,isn'tit?Butnoharmdone.Now,comealong,sis.Timetogoseethedoctor.Oh,hello,Doctor.Howareyou?-No,no,no.Notthatone.-Comeon,Sultan.Huh.What?Comebackhere,youlittlethieves!Withallduerespect,YourRottenness,couldn'twejustwaitforarealstorm?Saveyourbreath,lago.Faster.Yes,OmightyEvilOne.Part,sandsoftime.Revealtometheonewhocanenterthecave.Yes!Yes!Thereheis.Mydiamondintherough.That'shim.That'stheclownwe'vebeenwaitin'for?Let'shavetheguardsextendhimaninvitationtothepalace,shallwe?Swell.Almostthere.Iwanttothankyouforstoppingthatman.Uh,forgetit.So,thisisyourfirsttimeinthemarketplace,huh?Isitthatobvious?Well,youdokindofstandout.Imean,uh,youdon'tseemtoknowhowdangerousAgrabahcanbe.Hmm.I'mafastlearner.Wow.Hey.Comeon.Thisway.Whoa.Watchyourheadthere.Becareful.Isthiswhereyoulive?Yep.JustmeandAbu.Comeandgoasweplease.Thatsoundsfabulous.Well,it'snotmuch,butit'sgotagreatview.Wow.Thepalacelooksprettyamazing,huh?Oh,it'swonderful.Iwonderwhatitwouldbeliketolivethere,andhaveservantsandvalets.Oh,sure.Peoplewhotellyouwheretogoandhowtodress.It'sbetterthanhere.You'realwaysscrapingforfoodandduckingtheguards.You'renotfreetomakeyourownchoices.-Sometimesyoufeelso...-You'rejust......trapped.So,whereareyoufrom?Whatdoesitmatter?IranawayandIamnotgoingback.Really.Howcome?Why,you...Myfather'sforcingmetogetmarried.That's...that'sawful.Abu!What?Abusays,uh...that'snotfair.What?-Oh,didhe?-Yeah,ofcourse.AnddoesAbuhaveanythingelsetosay?Well,uh,hewishestherewassomethinghecoulddotohelp.Oh,boy.Hmm.Tellhimthat'sverysweet.Hereyouare.-They'reafterme!You?-Myfathermusthavesentthem...-Doyoutrustme?-What?-Doyoutrustme?-Yes...Thenjump!Wejustkeeprunningintoeachother,don'twe,streetrat?Run!Go!Getoutofhere!Getthisthingoffofme!-It'sthedungeonforyou,boy.-Getoffofme.Lethimgo.-Lookyhere,men.Astreetmouse.Unhandhim,byorderoftheprincess.PrincessJasmine.-Theprincess?-Princess?Whatareyoudoingoutsidethepalace?Andwiththisstreetrat.That'snotyourconcern.DoasIcommand.Releasehim.Iwould,Princess,exceptmyorderscomefromJafar.-You'llhavetotakeitupwithhim.-Believeme,Iwill.Jafar?Oh,Princess.Awk!Jafar,I'mstuck.HowmayIbeofservicetoyou?Theguardsjusttookaboyfromthemarket,onyourorders.YourfatherhaschargedmewithkeepingpeaceinAgrabah.-Theboywasacriminal.-Whatwashiscrime?Ican'tbreathe,Jafar.Why,kidnappingtheprincess,ofcourse.Ifyoucouldjust...Aah!Thathurt!Hedidn'tkidnapme.Iranaway.Oh,dear.Oh,howfrightfullyupsetting.HadIbutknown...Whatdoyoumean?Sadly,theboy'ssentencehasalreadybeencarriedout.Whatsentence?Death.-Bybeheading.-No.Iamexceedinglysorry,Princess.Howcouldyou?So,howdiditgo?Ithinkshetookit...ratherwell.It'sallmyfault,Rajah.-Ididn'tevenknowhisname.Shewastheprincess.Ican'tbelieveit.Imusthavesoundedsostupidtoher.Yoo-hoo!Aladdin!Hello!Abu.Downhere.Comeon,helpmeoutofthese.Hey,shewasintrouble.Ah,shewasworthit.Yeah,yeah,yeah.Don'tworry.I'llneverseeheragain.I'mastreetrat,remember?Andthere'salaw.She'sgottamarryaprince.-Shedeservesaprince.-Ta-da!I'mafool.You'reonlyafoolifyougiveup,boy.Whoareyou?Alowlyprisoner,likeyourself.Buttogether,perhapswecanbemore.I'mlistening.Thereisacave,boy,aCaveofWonders,filledwithtreasuresbeyondyourwildestdreams.Ooh!Treasureenoughtoimpressevenyourprincess,I'dwager.Jafar,canyouhurryup?I'mdyin'inhere.Butthelawsaysonlyaprincecan...You'veheardofthegoldenrule,haven'tyou?Whoeverhasthegoldmakestherules.Whywouldyoushareallofthiswonderfultreasurewithme?Ineedayoungpairoflegsandastrongbacktogoinafterit.Uh,oneproblem.It'soutthere.We'reinhere.Uh-uh.Thingsaren'talwayswhattheyseem.So...dowehaveadeal?Oh,Idon'tknow.Whodisturbsmyslumber?Uh,itisl,Aladdin.Proceed.Touchnothingbutthelamp.Remember,boy,firstfetchmethelamp,andthenyoushallhaveyourreward.Comeon,Abu.Wouldyoulookatthat!JustahandfulofthisstuffwouldmakemericherthantheSultan.Abu!Don't...touch...anything.Wegottafindthatlamp.Huh?-Aladdin!-Abu,willyouknockitoff?Abu,whatareyou,crazy?Amagiccarpet.Comeon.Comeonout.We'renotgonnahurtyou.Hey,takeiteasy,Abu.He'snotgonnabite.Thanks.Waitaminute.Don'tgo.Maybeyoucanhelpus.Hey!Whoa!Yousee,we'retryingtofindthislamp.Ithinkheknowswhereitis.Waithere.Oh!Thisisit?Thisiswhatwecameallthewaydownhereto...Abu!No!-lnfidels!-Uh-oh.Youhavetouchedtheforbiddentreasure!Nowyouwillneveragainseethelightofday!Whoa!Help!Help!Help!Gotcha!Carpet,let'smove.Abu!Abu,thisisnotimetopanic.Startpanicking.Whoa!-Helpmeout.-Throwmethelamp.Ican'tholdon.Givemeyourhand.Firstgivemethelamp.Yes!Atlast!Whatareyoudoing?Givingyouyourreward.Youreternalreward.It'smine.It'sallmine.I...whereisit?No.No!Jasmine?Oh,dearest.What'swrong?Jafarhas...donesomethingterrible.There,there,mydear.We'llsetitright.Now,tellmeeverything.Oh.Aladdin.Wakeup.Aladdin.Oh!Myhead.We'retrapped.Thattwo-facedsonofajackal!Whoeverhewas,he'slonggonewiththatlamp.Aha!Why,youhairylittlethief.Lookslikesuchabeat-up,worthlesspieceofjunk.Hey,Ithinkthere'ssomethingwrittenhere,butit'shardtomakeout.Aaaaahhhhh!Oy!,yearswillgiveyousuchacrickintheneck.Hangonasecond.Whoa!Whoa!Doesitfeelgoodtobeouttathere.Nicetobeback,ladiesandgentlemen.Hi.Whereyoufrom?What'syourname?Uh...Uh,Aladdin.Aladdin.Hello,Aladdin.Nicetohaveyouontheshow.Canwecallyou"Al"?Ormaybejust"Din."Howabout"Laddie"?Soundslike,"Here,boy.C'mon,Laddie."ImusthavehitmyheadharderthanIthought.Doyousmoke?MindifIdo?Oh,sorry,Cheetah.HopeIdidn'tsingethefur.Yo,Rugman.Haven'tseenyouinafewmillennia.Givemesometass-el.Yeah.Yo,yo.Say,you'realotsmallerthanmylastmaster.ThatorI'mgettin'bigger.Lookfromtheside.DoIlookdifferent?Waitaminute.I'myourmaster?That'sright.Hecanbetaught.Whatwouldyouwishofme?Theeverimpressive,thelongcontained,oftenimitated,butneverduplicated...Duplicated,duplicated...Genie...oftheLamp!Rightheredirectfromthelamp,righthereforyourverymuchwishfulfillment.Thankyou.Whoa.Wishfulfillment?Threewishestobeexact.Andix-nayonthewishingformorewishes.That'sit.Three.Uno,dos,tres.Nosubstitutions,exchangesorrefunds.NowIknowI'mdreaming.Master,Idon'tthinkyouquiterealizewhatyou'vegothere.Sowhydon'tyoujustruminatewhilstIilluminatethepossibilities.#Well,AliBabahadthemthieves##Scheherazadehadathousandtales##But,master,you'reinluck'Causeupyoursleeves##Yougotabrandofmagicneverfails##Yougotsomepowerinyourcornernow##Someheavyammunitioninyourcamp##YougotsomepunchpizzazzYahooandhow##See,allyougottadoIsrubthatlampandI'llsay##Mr.Aladdin,sir,Whatwillyourpleasurebe##LetmetakeyourorderJotitdown##Youain'tneverhadafriendlikeme##LifeisyourrestaurantAndI'myourmaitred'##Comeon,whisperwhatitisyouwant##Youain'tneverhadafriendlikeme##Yes,sirWeprideourselvesonservice##You'retheboss,theking,theshah##SaywhatyouwishIt'syours,truedish##How'boutalittlemorebaklava#?#HavesomeofcolumnATryallofcolumnB##I'minthemoodtohelpyou,dude##Youain'tneverhadafriendlikeme##Oh,my##No,no##My,my##Canyourfriendsdothis#?#Canyourfriendsdothat#?#Canyourfriendspullthis##Outtheirlittlehat#?#Canyourfriendsgopoof#?Hey,lookyhere.Haha!#CanyourfriendsgoAbracadabra,letherrip##Andthenmakethesuckerdisappear##Sodon'tyousitthereSlack-jawed,buggy-eyed##I'mheretoanswerAllyourmidnightprayers##Yougotmebonafidecertified##YougotagenieForyourcharged'affaires##Igotapowerfulurgetohelpyouout##Sowhat'syourwishIreallywannaknow##YougotalistThat'sthreemileslong,nodoubt##Allyougottadoisrublikeso##Mr.Aladdin,sirHaveawishortwoorthree##I'monthejob,youbignabob##Youain'tneverhadafriendNeverhadafriend##Youain'tneverhadafriendNeverhadafriend##Youain'tnever##Hada##Friend##Like##Me#Ahhaha!Wahhaha!#Youain'tneverhadafriendlikeme#Huh?So,what'llitbe,Master?You'regonnagrantmeanythreewishesIwant,right?Ah,almost.Thereareafewprovisos,acoupleofquidproquos.Like?Ah,rulenumberone:Ican'tkillanybody.Sodon'task.Rulenumbertwo.Ican'tmakeanybodyfallinlovewithanybodyelse.Youlittlepunimthere.Rulenumberthree.Ican'tbringpeoplebackfromthedead.It'snotaprettypicture.Idon'tlikedoingit.Otherthanthat,yougotit.-Hmm.-Oh!Provisos?Youmeanlimitations?Onwishes?Someall-powerfulgenie.Can'tevenbringpeoplebackfromthedead.Idon'tknow,Abu.Heprobablycan'tevengetusoutofthiscave.Lookslikewe'regonnahavetofindawayout.Excuseme?Areyoulookin'atme?Didyourubmylamp?Didyouwakemeup?Didyoubringmehere?Andyou'rewalkingoutonme?Idon'tthinkso,notrightnow.You'regettin'yourwishes,sositdown!-Incaseofemergency,theexitsarehere,here,here,here,anywhere.Keepyourhandsandarmsinsidethecarpet.We're...outtahere!Jafar,thisisanoutrage.Ifitweren'tforallyouryearsofloyalservice...Fromnowon,youaretodiscusssentencingofprisonerswithme,beforetheyarebeheaded.Iassureyou,YourHighness,itwon'thappenagain.Jasmine...Jafar.Let'sputthiswholemessybusinessbehindus.Please.Mymostabjectandhumblestapologiestoyouaswell,Princess.Atleastsomegoodwillcomeofmybeingforcedtomarry.WhenIamqueen,Iwillhavethepowertogetridofyou.That'snice.Allsettled,then.Now,Jasmine,gettingbacktothissuitorbusiness...Jasmine?Jasmine!IfonlyIhadgottenthatlamp."lwillhavethepowertogetridofyou."Tothinkwegottakeepkissinguptothatchumpandhischumpdaughter-fortherestofourlives...-No,lago.Onlyuntilshefindsachumphusband.Thenshe'llhaveusbanished.Orbeheaded.Eww!Oh.Waitaminute.Jafar.Whatifyouwerethechumphusband?What?Okay,youmarrytheprincess,allright?And,uh,thenyoubecomethesultan.Oh.Marrytheshrew.Ibecomethesultan.-Theideahasmerit.-Yes,merit.Yes.Andthenwedroppapa-in-lawandthelittlewomanoffacliff.Yaaah!Kersplat!Ilovethewayyourfoullittlemindworks.ThankyouforchoosingMagicCarpetforallyourtravelneeds.Don'tstanduntiltherughascometoacompletestop.Thankyou.Goodbyenow.Good-ye.Thankyou.Well,howaboutthat,Mr.DoubtingMustafa?Oh,yousureshowedme.Now,aboutmythreewishes.Dostmineearsdeceiveme?Three.Youaredownbyone,boy.Ah,no.Ineveractuallywishedtogetoutofthecave.Youdidthatonyourown.Well,Ifeelsheepish.Allright,youbaaadboy,butnomorefreebies.Fairdeal.So,threewishes.Iwantthemtobegood.Whatwouldyouwishfor?Me?Noone'severaskedmethatbefore.Well,inmycase...Ah,forgetit.-What?-No,Ican't.I...Comeon.Tellme.Freedom.You'reaprisoner?It'sallpartandparcelofthewholegeniegig.Phenomenalcosmicpowers...Ittybittylivingspace.Genie,that'sterrible.But,oh,tobefree.Nothavetogo,"Poof.Whatdoyouneed?Poof.Whatdoyouneed?Poof.Whatdoyouneed?"Tobemyownmaster.Suchathingwouldbegreaterthanallthemagicandallthetreasuresinalltheworld.ButwhatamItalkingabout?Let'sgetrealhere.It'snotgonnahappen.Genie,wakeupandsmellthehummus.Whynot?TheonlywayIgetouttathisisifmymasterwishesmeout.Soyoucanguesshowoftenthat'shappened.I'lldoit.I'llsetyoufree.-Uh-huh,yeah,right.-No,really,Ipromise.afterImakemyfirsttwowishes,I'llusemythirdwishtosetyoufree.Well,here'shopin'.Allright.Let'smakesomemagic.Sohow'boutit?Whatisityouwantmost?Well,there'sthisgirl.Wrong.Ican'tmakeanybodyfallinlove,remember?Oh,but,Genie,she'ssmartandfunand...-Pretty?-Beautiful.She'sgottheseeyesthatjust...andthishair.Wow.Andhersmile...Ami.C'estl'amour.Butshe'stheprincess.Toevenhaveachance,I'dhavetobe...Hey,canyoumakemeaprince?Let'sseehere.Chickenàlaking?Nope.Alaskankingcrab.Ow.Ihateitwhentheydothat.Caesarsalad.Ah!Ettu,Brute.No.Aha."Tomakeaprince."Isthatanofficialwish?Saythemagicwords.Genie,Iwishforyoutomakemeaprince.Allright!Yo,yo!Woof!Woof!First,thatfez-and-vestcomboismuchtoothirdcentury.Thesepatches.Whatarewetryingtosay,beggar?No.Let'sworkwithmehere.Ooh.Ilikeit.Muymacho.Now,itstillneedssomething.Whatdoesitsaytome?Itsaysmodeoftransportation.Excuseme,monkeyboy.Aqui.Overhere.-Uh-oh.-Herehecomes.WhatbetterwaytomakeyourentranceonthestreetsofAgrabahthanridingyourveryownbrand-newcamel.Watchout.Theyspit.Mmm.Notenough.Stillnotenough.Let'ssee.Whatdoyouneed?Yes!EsalalumboshiminDumbo.Whoa!Talkaboutyourtrunkspace.Checkthisactionout.Abu,youlookgood.He'sgottheoutfit.He'sgottheelephant.Butwe'renotthroughyet.Hangontoyourturban,kid.We'regonnamakeyouastar.Sire,I'vefoundasolutiontotheproblemwithyourdaughter.Awk.Theproblemwithyourdaughter.Oh,really?Righthere."lftheprincesshasnotchosenahusbandbytheappointedtime,thenthesultanshallchooseforher."ButJasminehatedallthosesuitors.HowcouldIchoosesomeoneshehates?Nottoworry,myliege.Thereismore."lfintheeventasuitableprincecannotbefound,"Jerk."aprincessmustthenbewedto..."Hmm.Interesting.What?Who?Theroyalvizier.Why,thatwouldbe...me.ButIthoughtthelawsaysthatonlyaprincecanmarryaprincess.I'mquitesurethat...Desperatetimescallfordesperatemeasures,mylord.Yes.Desperatemeasures.Youwillordertheprincesstomarryme.Iwillorder...theprincess...to...Butyou'resoold.Theprincesswillmarryme.Theprincesswillmarry...-What.Whatisthat?Thatmusic.Jafar,youmustcomeandseethis.#MakewayforPrinceAli##Sayhey##It'sPrinceAli##Hey,clearthewayintheoldbazaar##Heyyou,letusthroughIt'sabrightnewstar##Ohcome,bethefirstonyourblockTomeethiseye##Makeway,herehecomesRingbells,bangthedrums##You'regonnalovethisguy##PrinceAli,fabulousheAliAbabwa##Genuflect,showsomerespectDownononeknee##Now,tryyourbesttostaycalm##BrushupyourSundaysalaam##ThencomeandmeetHisspectacularcoterie##PrinceAli,mightyishe,AliAbabwa##Strongastenregularmendefinitely##Hefacedthega