神偷奶爸2(剧本)

精心整理精心整理精心整理神偷奶爸露西：Look，Iprobablyshouldn’tbesayingthis,but…yourworkasavillain,waskindof,amazing.Soifyouwanttogobacktodoingsomethingawesome…Giveuscall格鲁：Hey,Itoldyouguystogotobed.玛戈：Oh,Sorry.伊迪丝：So,whenareyougoingonyourdate?格鲁：What?伊迪丝：Remember?Ms.Jilliansaidthatshewasarrangingadateforyou?格鲁Yeah,wellshe’sanutjobandI’mnotgoinganydate.伊迪丝：Whynot?Areyouscared?Lisa:Hey,DidyouguysseethemoonlandingonTV?路人甲:Canyoubelieveit?It’ssocool!Lisa:Youknowwhat.?(格鲁：Excuseme,Lisa…)I’mtalkedtoallentheotherday.路人甲：NowayLisa:Heissocute.格鲁：Hey,Lisa,Iwaswondering…路人乙：Phew,GrutouchedLisa!GrutouchedLisa!(众人：Phew!)Lisa’sgot“Gruties”!格鲁：Scared?Ofwhat?Women?No!That’sbonkers!Ijust,I’venointerestingoingonadate,that’sall!Caseclosed!I’mnotscaredofwomenordates.Let’sgotobed.GoodnightEdith.GoodnightMargo.Whoa,wowwowwow…Holdyourhorses.Whoareyoutexting?玛戈：Noone,justmyfriendAvery.格鲁：Avery,Er,Avery?Isthatagirl’nameoraboy’sname?玛戈：Doseitmatter?格鲁：No!No,,itdoesn’tmatter.Unlessit’saboy!艾格尼丝：Iknowwhatmakesyouaboy.格鲁：Uhh,youdo?艾格尼丝：Yourbaldhead.格鲁：Oh,yes!艾格尼丝：It’sreallysmooth.SometimesIstaredatitandimaginealittlechickpoppingout.格鲁：GoodninghtAgnes.Nevergetolder.格鲁：Hey,Tim,nicehaircut!Tommy,hanginthere,baby!ItisalmostFriday!So,how’stoday’sbatch,Dr.Nefario?纳法里奥博士：Idevelopedanewformula,whichallowedmetogeteveryownkindofberryintooneflavorofjelly.格鲁：Oh,ohThatisgood.Lovethefavorof…Er,Er…纳法里奥博士：It’sawfulit?格鲁：No,No.Oh,wearemakinggreatprocess!Here,trysome.Ok,justbecauseeverybodyhatesit,doesn’tmeanit’snotgood.纳法里奥博士：Listen,Gru.There’ssomethingI‘vebeenmeaningtotalktoyouaboutforsometime.格鲁：What?What’swrong?纳法里奥博士：Imissbeingevil.SinningagainstGod,largescalecrimesiswhatIlivefor.Imean,don’tyouthinkthere’smorearoundyouthanjelly?格鲁：Well,I’malsoconsideringalineofjams.纳法里奥博士：Em,thethingis,Gru,I’venowbeenrecruitedelsewhere.格鲁：Dr.Navario!Comeon,youarekidding,right?纳法里奥博士：Itieagreatopportunityforme.VacantLab,moreevil,morecensor.格鲁：Verywell.Letusgiveyou,theproperset-off.Minions!Thehighesthonorawarded,toDoctorNavario,foryouryearsofservice,the21FartGunSalute!纳法里奥博士：Icounted22.Farewell,myfriends!Thisthingtakeawhile.Gobackyourbusiness.Imissyoualready.艾格尼丝：Areyousureweshouldbedoingthis?玛戈：Yes,it’sforhisowngood.Okay,weneedtochooseapicture.艾格尼丝：No.Scary,Weird.(众人：啊)Whatisthat?格鲁：Goodmoring,girls,Ihaveanannouncementtomake玛戈：Hey,Whatcelebritydoyoulooklike?格鲁：Yeah,BruceWillis.玛戈：Hmmm,No.艾格尼丝：HumptyDumpty!伊迪丝：Oooh,Gollum!(众人笑)格鲁：Okay,whatareyoudong?艾格尼丝：We’resettingyouoffforonlinedating.格鲁：Oh,Okay…What?!No,no,no,no,no,no伊迪丝：Oh,Comeon!It’sfun!玛戈：Andit’syourtimeforyoutogetoutthere.格鲁：No,stop.Noone’severgettingoutthere!Ever!Okay…Now,fortheannouncement.Ihaveacceptedanewjob!玛戈：Wow,really?格鲁：Yes,Ihavebeenrecruitedbyatopsecretagencytogoundercoverandsavetheworld!伊迪丝：You‘regonnabeaspy?格鲁：That’sright,babies!Gru’sbackinthegamewithgadgets,andweaponsandcoolcar!Oh!dear!伊迪丝：Awesome!艾格尼丝：Areyoureallygonnasavetheworld?格鲁：Yes,Yes,Iam.格鲁：”BakeMyDay”?Alright!HereisthecupcakerecipeIgotoffthetinternet.Anddon’tgonutswiththesprinkles!露西：Wasn’texpectingthat!OrwasI?Oh,you,yougot,yougotUmm…Umm…alittle…Here,I’llgetit.Uhmm,it’sjustspreading.格鲁：Alright,alright.Igotthis,just...Stopit!露西：Oh,I’llletyougetit.格鲁：Whatyoujustsawtherewasalittlesomethingnew.I’vebeenworkingon.It’sacombinationofJujitsu,Kravmaga,Aztecwarfare,andKrumping.格鲁：Okay,that’sweird.Whyareyouhere?露西：OnassignmentforSilas.I’myournewpartner!yeah!格鲁：What?No!no”YEAH“!Ramsbottomdidn’tsayanythingaboutapartner.露西：Well,seemsthatbecauseofyourcheckeredpast,everyoneelserefusedtoworkwithyou.Butnotme!Isteppedup.AndI’mnew,soIgonnahavetodowhattheytellmeanyway.Youknowthisguy?格鲁：Yes,he’soneofmyminions.露西：Ohh…I’msorry,Ishouldhaveknown.You’refreetogo.格鲁：EarthtoDave.Youcanleavenow.So,Whatdowegot?Who’sonthelist?Firethematme.露西：Firstsuspect,TheofBloomandTop.ProprietorofMum’stheWorldfloralshop.格鲁：No,nother露西：Okay.movingon.ChuckKenney,ownerof“StuffABear”.格鲁：Idon’tthinkso对面餐厅店主：Hello,BuenosDias,myfriends.I’mEduardoPerez,IownaMexicanrestaurant,acrosstheroad.Now,openforbreakfast.Andyouare?格鲁：Gru!AndthisisLucyandwe’reclosed.对面餐厅店主：Thisisjustgonnatakeamoment.I’mjoiningabigsecretformyparty.AndI’mgoingtoleave200oftheyourbestcupcakes.AndtheygonnabereadywiththeMexicanflag.Itlookssomethinglikethis.Whatdoyouthink?格鲁：Lookaway!(露西：wu,wu)对面餐厅店主：Anyway,Igottogo.It’sallsetted.I’mgonnapickthemupnextweek.Haveagoddayandcomebyifyougetachance,Ok?AndWelcometotheMall’sfamily.格鲁：ElMacho!露西：What?格鲁：Thiscouldn’tbe!露西：What…whatcouldn’tbe?格鲁：Thatguy,looksexactlylikeavillainnamed“ElMacho”,fromabout20yearsago.Hewasruthless.Hewasdangerous.Andasthenameimplies,Xerymacho!Hehadareputationofpullingaheist,usingonlyhisbarehands!Ah,butsadly,likeallthegreats,ElMachowasgone,toosoon.Hediedinthemostmachowaypossible.Ridingashark,with250poudsbynamitesstrappedtohischest,intothemouth,ofanactivevolcano!Itwasglorious!露西：Yeah,oundslikeElMacho’sprettydead?格鲁：Theyneverfoundthebody.Oh,no.Allthatwaseverretrieved,wasapile,ofsingedchesthair.Thatface!IthasgottobeElMacho.露西：Sowhatdoyousay,youandIbreakintohisrestaurant.Tonight.格鲁：Yes,that’sgood.BecauseI’mtellingyouifanybodyinthisplacehasthePX-41serum,It’shim!格鲁：Alright,alright,Homeworkdone,pyjamason,teethbrushed,timeforbed.玛戈：What’sthebighurry?格鲁：Ijust,Ihavealotofworktodo伊迪丝：Work?Whatkindofwork?格鲁：Veryimportantbusiness.Sohugs,kisses.Goodnight,sleeptight,don’tletthebedhug…Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah…艾格尼丝：Butyousaidyou’dhelpmepracticemypartforthemother’sdayshow.格鲁：Fine,fine.Letmehearit,quickly.艾格尼丝：”Shekissesmyboo-boos”Shebraidsmyhair.Mymotherisbryondcompare.Weloveyou,motherseverywhere.”格鲁：Wow,thatwas,somethingelse!Ireallylikethewayyousmiledattheend.Let’trythisonemoretime,butatinsy-bitlesslikeazombie.Okay?艾格尼丝：Okay,”Shekissesmyboo-boos”Shebraidsmyhair…”格鲁：Perfect!Timetogo.艾格尼丝：Idon’tthinkIshoulddothis.格鲁：Wha…whatdoyoumean?Whynot?艾格尼丝：Idon’tevenhaveamom.格鲁：Well,youdon’tneedonetodotheshow.Imean,youdidtheVeteransDaypageant.Youhaven’tbeenincombat.艾格尼丝：Thisisdifferent.格鲁：Okay,well,then,maybeyoucanjustuseyourimagination艾格尼丝：Youmean,IpretendIhaveamom?格鲁：Yes.Right?Youcandothat,can’tyou?艾格尼丝：Yaeh!Idothatallthetime.Thanks,Gru!格鲁：Okay,No,hey…Please…Kevin,Jerry,watchthegirlsforme,ok?Dave,Stewart,comethisway,withme,Comeon!Comeon!精心整理精心整理精心整理