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101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joey:Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice.?Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?(Theyallstare,bemused.)Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]Chandler:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.Chandler:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...?Chandler:That'sright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.Anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme![TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]Ross:(mortified)Hi.Joey:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...Chandler:Cookie?101试播昊妮卡的新室友没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问 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！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。听起来好像是说我的约会。记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。我做过那样的梦。我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。而不正？没错。我没做过那样的梦，没有。结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！嗨。这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。你还好吧？我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上……饼干？卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。-我帮你泡杯咖啡，谢了。小要……别清理我的灵气。可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。-不，你不会的，没错，-我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。你一肚子火，心如刀割。我能告诉你解决之道吗？脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。我只想要一百万！瑞秋？！天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。想来杯咖啡吗？无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。这位叫钱德勒，菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？当然。嗨。你想现在告诉我们，还是等四位伴娘来了再说？婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。我在堆放礼物的房间里，看着船形卤肉盘，非常漂亮的船形卤肉盘，突然间……（有没有代糖？）我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更能引起我的性趣”，我自己都吓了一跳，巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。我一直都认为他很眼熟。总之，我必须离开。我开始想，我为何这么做？我为谁这样做？于是我不知该走往何处，我知道你我日渐疏远。但是你是我在这个城市，认识的唯一一个人。没被受邀参加婚礼的人。Monica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Monica:Noyoudon't.Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:No!!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?Chandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?Joey:AlrightRoss,look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'reangry.You'rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?(Rossgestureshisconsent.)Joey:Stripjoint!C'mon,you'resingle!Havesomehormones!Ross:Idon'twanttobesingle,okay?Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!(Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.)Chandler:AndIjustwantamilliondollars!(Heextendshishandhopefully.)Monica:Rachel?!Rachel:OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!Waitress:CanIgetyousomecoffee?Monica:(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.(toRachel)Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?Rachel:Hi,sure!Ross:Hi.(TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.?Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)Monica:Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?Rachel:OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-(tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee)Sweet'n'Lo?-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'swhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?'.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyou'retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.Monica:Whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding.Rachel:Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'tbeanissue...[Scene:Monica'sApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]Monica:NowI'mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.Rachel:(onphone)Daddy,Ijust...Ican'tmarryhim!I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!(ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen,oneisholdingherhair.)Chandler:(reTV)Ooh,sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joey:Isaypushherdownthestairs.这件事就甭提啦。我猜他送她一台管风琴，她肯定不喜欢，爸，我不能嫁给他……对不起，我只是不爱他。对，这对我来说就有关系！她不该穿那条裤子。我建议推她下楼，推她下楼！推她下楼！推她下楼！爸，你听我说……大家这样评价我这一辈子：你是一只鞋……今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋会怎样。我说如果我想当皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你帮我买帽子。我说我是一顶帽子。爸，这是一种比喻。你看他也有些问题。爸，这是我的人生。或许我会和莫妮卡住在这。我想我们已确定好谁要和莫妮卡住在这儿。或许那是我的决定。或许我不希罕你的钱。等一下，等一下……我说的是或许！！深呼吸，就这样。试着想着美好的事物……玫瑰上的雨滴，猫嘴上的胡须，门铃和雪橇之类的。啦啦啦……还有手套……我现在好多了。我的功劳。或许这样最好，要自立，决定自己的事情。有任何需要找乔伊准没错。我和钱德勒就住在对面，而且他经常不在家。乔伊，少趁虚而入了，今天是她大喜的日子。什么？有规定不能吗？别再这样，声音很刺耳。我是保罗。让他进来！保罗是谁？调酒的那个保罗？或许吧。Phoebe,Ross,Chandler,andJoey:?Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!等等，你今晚该不是真的要和调酒的那个保罗约会吧？他终于开口约你了？对。这是值得被永久铭记的时刻。瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。不用了，你去吧，我不会有事的。罗斯，你没事吧。你要我留下来吗？那样最好……真的吗？-假的，去吧！是保罗，调酒师耶！请进！保罗，这位是…………各位，各位，他就是保罗。保罗……调酒大师。抱歉，我没听清楚你名字。保罗，是吗？我马上就好，我去，去神魂恍惚啦？换衣服！请坐，两秒钟。我刚拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。瑞秋，你打算如何渡过今晚？我应该在前往阿鲁巴渡蜜月的途中，因此没了！我懂，你没去渡蜜月。虽然阿鲁巴在此时……有很多大蜥蜴，如果你今晚不想独处，乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿帮我组合新家俱，对，我们都相当兴奋。谢谢，但我今晚想待在这儿，我折磨了一天。好吧，当然。菲此，想帮忙吗？我可以去，但我不去。我应该用蜗杆将托架装在侧面，但我没看见托架和蜗杆，而且，我的脚好麻。这是什么？我也不知道。(Sheispusheddownthestairsandeveryonecheers.)Rachel:C'monDaddy,listentome!It'slike,it'slike,allofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,'You'reashoe!You'reashoe,you'reashoe,you'reashoe!'.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,'WhatifIdon'twannabeashoe?WhatifIwannabea-apurse,y'know?Ora-orahat!No,I'mnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat,I'msayingIamaha-It'sametaphor,Daddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.Rachel:LookDaddy,it'smylife.WellmaybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.Monica:Well,Iguesswe'veestablishedwho'sstayingherewithMonica...Rachel:Well,maybethat'smydecision.Well,maybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.Wait!!Wait,Isaidmaybe!![TimeLapse,Rachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.]Monica:Justbreathe,breathe..that'sit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoebe:(sings)Raindropsonrosesandrabbitsandkittens,(RachelandMonicaturntolookather.)bluebellsandsleighbellsand-somethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingandnoodleswithstring.?Theseareafew...Rachel:I'mallbetternow.Phoebe:(grinsandwalkstothekitchenandsaystoChandlerandJoey.)Ihelped!Monica:Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,y'know?Independence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.?Thewhole,'hat'thing.Joey:(comfortingher)Andhey,youneedanything,youcanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhe'sawayalot.Monica:Joey,stophittingonher!It'sherweddingday!Joey:What,likethere'saruleorsomething?(ThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlergetsit.)Chandler:Pleasedon'tdothatagain,it'sahorriblesound.Paul:(overtheintercom)It's,uh,it'sPaul.Monica:Buzzhimin!Joey:Who'sPaul? 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架做好了！Ross:PaultheWineGuy,Paul?终于做好了！Monica:Maybe.这是卡罗最爱喝的啤酒。Joey:Wait.Your'notarealdate'tonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?她总是不用杯子喝，我早应该看出蛛丝马迹。Ross:Hefinallyaskedyouout?嗨Monica:Yes!如果你再这样，我们就走了。Chandler:Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.对啊，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。Monica:Rach,wait,Icancancel...罗斯，我问你一个问题。她分得家俱，音响和Rachel:Please,no,go,that'dbefine!好电视。你分得什么？Monica:(toRoss)Are,areyouokay?Imean,doyouwantmetostay?你们。Ross:(chokedvoice)That'dbegood...天啊。Monica:(horrified)Really?你昏头了吧。Ross:(normalvoice)No,goon!It'sPaultheWineGuy!嗯，天啊！(There'saknockonthedoorandit'sPaul.)嗯，天啊。Monica:Hi,comein!Paul,thisis..(Theyarealllinedupnexttothe我知道，我是个大白痴。door.)...everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，All:Hey!Paul!Hi!TheWineGuy!Hey!我指牙齿能有多干净？Chandler:I'msorry,Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?我哥正承受倡这种痛占,Monica:Okay,umm-umm,I'lljust--I'llberightback,Ijustgottagoah,一副失魂落魄的样子。goah...你是怎么熬过来的？Ross:Awandering?你可以不小心砸烂她贵着的东西，如她的Monica:Change!?Okay,sitdown.(ShowsPaulin)Twoseconds.……腿？Phoebe:Ooh,IjustpulledoutfoureyelashesThatcan'tbegood.这样也不赖！我……我砸烂了她的 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。(Monicagoestochange.)你真的砸烂过她的表？Ross:SoRachel,what'reyou,uh...what'reyouuptotonight?巴瑞，真是对不起。你一定认为此事与我那次Rachel:Well,IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmy说的话有关，关于你做爱时，穿着袜子，其实honeymoon,sonothing!不是，问题出在我身上，我……答录机又把我Ross:Right,you'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God..No,no,挂断了。不管怎样……although,Aruba,thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour-(thinks)-big你知道最可怕的是什么？万一每个人一生只lizards...Anyway,ifyoudon'tfeellikebeingalonetonight,Joeyand有一个女人怎么办？我的意思是如果你只有Chandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.一个女人…不幸地我唯一的女人爱的是…她Chandler:(deadpar)Yes,andwe'reveryexcitedaboutit.你在说什么？一个女人。那就像在说你只能吃Rachel:Wellactuallythanks,butIthinkI'mjustgonnahangouthere一种口味的冰淇淋，罗斯，告诉你吧，冰淇淋tonight.?It'sbeenkindaalongday.Ross:Okay,sure.Joey:HeyPheebs,youwannahelp?Phoebe:Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.[Scene:Ross'sApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.]Ross:(squattingandreadingtheinstructions)I'msupposedtoattachabracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.(JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.)Joey:(pickingupaleftoverpart)What'sthis?Chandler:Ihavenoidea.(JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.)Joey:Donewiththebookcase!Chandler:Allfinished!Ross:(clutchingabeercanandsniffing)ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown.Joey:Hey-hey-hey-hey,ifyou'regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'reouttahere.Chandler:Yes,pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.Joey:Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?Ross:Youguys.Chandler:Oh,God.Joey:Yougotscrewed.Chandler:OhmyGod![Scene:ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.]Monica:OhmyGod!Paul:Iknow,Iknow,I'msuchanidiot.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedgoingtothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.Imean,howcleancanteethget?的口种有千百种。有各种点心糖果冰淇淋你可以加上小糖条或是核果，或是奶油，这是你一生中最美好的事。你八岁时就结婚了吧？欢迎来到世界！抓住勺子！我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？那么就别碰我家的冰箱。自从她甩掉我之后我，什么？什么，你打算边嚼面条边讲？不，这就像是”第五次约会真情告白”有第五次约会？不需要吗？需要，我想需要的。你刚才想说什么？这个……呃……自从她离开后，我就一直无法……没做过性方面的……天啊，天啊，对不起，对不起。没关系……你现在需要的应该不是让人吐口水吧。多久了？两年了。哇！真高兴你砸烂了她的表！你还想要第五次约会？……当然想。喔……看……乔安妮爱的是恰棋。差别就在这儿！抓住勺子。知道我等着抓这把勺子”等了多久吗？你对"此尔，别逞英雄"这句话有感觉吗？是这样的。就算我鼓起勇气约女人出去，但我要约谁呀？神奇吧？我这辈子从没泡过咖啡。真神奇。恭喜了。你看，我觉得只要我会泡咖啡就没有什么不行。Monica:Mybrother'sgoingthroughthatrightnow,he'ssuchamess.Howdidyougetthroughit?Paul:Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableof如果你兴致大发想做蛋饼，老实说我不太hers,sayher-饿……Monica:-leg?早安。早安。Paul:(laughing)That'soneway!Me,I-Iwentforthewatch.早安。Monica:Youactuallybrokeherwatch??早安，保罗。Rachel:Barry,I'msorry...Iamsosorry...Iknowyouprobablythinkthat你好，保罗。thisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyour嗨，保罗，是吗？？sockson,butitisn't...itisn't,it'saboutme,andIju-(Shestopstalking谢谢你！太谢谢你了！anddialsthephone.)Hi,machinecutmeoffagain...anyway..晚点打电话。Ross:Youknowwhatthescariestpartis?Whatifthere'sonlyone好。谢谢。womanforeverybody,y'know?Imeanwhatifyougetonewoman-and还不叫约会？那你直止的约会到底干些么？that'sit?Unfortunatelyinmycase,therewasonlyonewoman-forher...闭嘴，把桌子抬回去。Joey:Whatareyoutalkingabout?'Onewoman'?That'slikesaying好吧！there'sonlyoneflavoroficecreamforyou.Lemmetellyousomething,孩子们，我要上班去了。如果我不输入那些数Ross.There'slotsofflavorsoutthere.There'sRockyRoad,andCookie字……也没什么关系……Dough,andBing!CherryVanilla.Youcouldget'emwithJimmies,or你们大伙儿都有工作？nuts,orwhippedcream!Thisisthebestthingthateverhappenedtoyou!对，我们都有工作。这样才有钱头东西。Yougotmarried,youwere,like,what,eight?Welcomebacktothe对，我是个演员。world!Grabaspoon!我见过你吗？？Ross:Ihonestlydon'tknowifI'mhungryorhorny.大概没见过吧。我大部份是在地区性的节目中Chandler:Stayoutofmyfreezer![Scene:ARestaurant,Monicaand等等，除非你看过匹诺曹的重播。Paularestilleating.]瞧，盖佩多，我是个活生生的小男孩。Paul:Eversinceshewalkedoutonme,I,uh...我不会理睬这种羞辱。Monica:What?.....What,youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?你说得对，抱歉。Paul:No,it's,it'smoreofafifthdatekindarevelation.我曾是个小木偶小木偶Monica:Oh,sothereisgonnabeafifthdate?今天感觉如何？睡得还好吧？和巴瑞通过电Paul:Isn'tthere?话吗？我无法停止笑。Monica:Yeah...yeah,Ithinkthereis.-Whatwereyougonnasay?我看得出来。你这样子像是昨晚口中含着衣架Paul:Well,ever-ev-...eversincesheleftme,um,Ihaven'tbeenableto,睡觉。uh,perform.(Monicatakesasipofherdrink.)...Sexually.我知道，他是那么……还记得你和东尼戴马Monica:(spittingoutherdrinkinshock)OhGod,ohGod,Iamsorry...I克？amsosorry...记得。Paul:It'sokay...就像那样。那样感觉。Monica:Iknowbeingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.Um...howlong?Paul:Twoyears.Monica:Wow!I'm-I'm-I'mgladyousmashedherwatch!Paul:Soyoustillthinkyou,um...mightwantthatfifthdate?Monica:(pause)...Yeah.Yeah,Ido.[Scene:Monica'sApartment,RacheliswatchingJoanneLovesChaci.]Rachel:Oh...see...butJoannelovedChachi!That'sthedifference![Scene:Ross'sApartment,they'reallsittingaroundandtalking.]Ross:(scornful)Grabaspoon.Doyouknowhowlongit'sbeensinceI'vegrabbedaspoon?Dothewords'Billy,don'tbeahero'meananythingtoyou?Ross:Y'know,here'sthething.EvenifIcouldgetittogetherenoughtotoaskawomanout,...whoamIgonnaask?(Hegazesoutofthewindow.)[CuttoRachelstaringoutofherwindow.]CommercialBreak[Scene:Monica'sApartment,RachelismakingcoffeeforJoeyandChandler.]Rachel:Isn'tthisamazing?Imean,Ihavenevermadecoffeebeforeinmyentirelife.Chandler:Thatisamazing.Joey:Congratulations.Joey:Listen,whileyou'reonaroll,ifyoufeellikeyougottamakelikeaWesternomeletorsomething...(JoeyandChandlertastethecoffee,grimace,andpouritintoaplantpot.)AlthoughactuallyI'mreallynotthathungry...All:Morning.Goodmorning.Paul:(enteringfromMonica'sroom)Morning.Joey:Morning,Paul.Rachel:Hello,Paul.Chandler:Hi,Paul,isit?(MonicaandPaulwalktothedoorandtalkinalowvoicesotheothers你惹上麻烦了。我要清醒，去工作。整大都不想他，或者只是清醒然后去工作。祝我幸运！为什么？我要去找工作。嗨，莫妮卡！法兰妮，欢迎回来！佛罗里达如何？你们上床了，对不？你怎么看出来的？和谁呀？认识保罗吗？保罗，那个调酒的？对，我认识保罗。你认识保罗像我认识他一样？爱说笑，他还得谢我呢。遇到我之前他已有两年无法入道。显然他是骗你的！为什么？为什么会有人那样做？我想 答案 八年级地理上册填图题岩土工程勘察试题省略号的作用及举例应急救援安全知识车间5s试题及答案 比”设法骗你上床”更复杂。问题出在我身上？难道我有特殊气味。只有狗和感情有严着1可题的男人才闻得到。过来，脚给我。我以为他是个好男人。我无法相信你不懂这是骗局。猜猜看？你找到工作了？开玩笑？我什么都不会！今天的十二个面试全是被嘲笑着出来的。不过你却异常兴奋。换成是你，你也会一样。如果你遇见JohnandDavid的皮靴打五折。你真是太了解我了。这是我的新皮靴，我不需要工作，不需要父母，can'thear.?TheothersmoveMonica'stableclosertothedoorsothattheycan.)Paul:Thankyou!?Thankyousomuch!Monica:We'lltalklater.Paul:Yeah.(Theykiss)Thankyou.(Exits)Joey:Thatwasn'tarealdate?!Whatthehelldoyoudoonarealdate?Monica:Shutup,andputmytableback.All:Okayyy!(Theydoso.)Chandler:Allright,kids,Igottagettowork.IfIdon'tinputthosenumbers,...itdoesn'tmakemuchofadifference...Rachel:So,like,youguysallhavejobs?Monica:Yeah,weallhavejobs.See,that'showwebuystuff.Joey:Yeah,I'manactor.Rachel:Wow!WouldIhaveseenyouinanything?Joey:Idoubtit.Mostlyregionalwork.Monica:Ohwait,wait,unlessyouhappenedtocatchtheReruns'productionofPinocchio,Chandler:'Look,Gippetto,I'marealliveboy.'Joey:Iwillnottakethisabuse.(Walkstothedoorandopensittoleave.)Chandler:You'reright,I'msorry.(Burstintosonganddancesoutofthedoor.)"OnceIwasawoodenboy,alittlewoodenboy..."Monica:Sohowyoudoingtoday?Didyousleepokay?TalktoBarry?Ican'tstopsmiling.Rachel:Icanseethat.Youlooklikeyousleptwithahangerinyourmouth.Monica:Iknow,he'sjustso,so...DoyourememberyouandTonyDeMarco?Rachel:Oh,yeah.Monica:Well,it'slikethat.Withfeelings.Rachel:Ohwow.Areyouintrouble.Monica:Okay.Okay.Iamjustgoingtogetup,gotoworkandnotthinkabouthimallday.OrelseI'mjustgonnagetupandgotowork.Rachel:Oh,look,wishmeluck!因为我有新皮靴！你怎么付钱？信用卡啊。卡费谁费？我爸。成熟点，你不能靠你爸一辈子。我知道，所以我选择结婚。饶了她吧，第一次独立并不轻松。谢谢。不客气。我记得我第一次来到纽约时的情况，当时我十四岁，我妈刚自杀，我继父再度入狱，我在这儿人生地/、熟。取后我和患白化症的男人同居。他为港务局的人清洗车窗。后来他自杀了。然后我找到芳香按摩治疗的工作。所以请相信我你的心情我能体会。你想说的话是，无论如何”……好的，准备好了吗？我不觉得.来，男，男，男，男……欢迎来到现实的世界。糟透了，但你会喜欢的！好，就到这。你要睡在沙发上吗？不，我要回家。你没事吧？还好。嗨，看我在地板上发现什么？什么？那是保罗的手表。放回原地就好了。好。晚安，各位。晚安。嗯……对不起。不，不，不，请-Monica:Whatfor?Rachel:I'mgonnagogetoneofthose(Thinks)jobthings.(Monicaexits.)[Scene:Iridium,MonicaisworkingasFrannieenters.]Frannie:Hey,Monica!Monica:HeyFrannie,welcomeback!HowwasFlorida?Frannie:Youhadsex,didn'tyou?Monica:Howdoyoudothat?Frannie:?So?Who?Monica:YouknowPaul?Frannie:PaultheWineGuy?Ohyeah,IknowPaul.Monica:YoumeanyouknowPaullikeIknowPaul?Frannie:Areyoukidding?ItakecreditforPaul.Y'knowbeforeme,therewasnosnapinhisturtlefortwoyears.[Scene:CentralPerk,everyonebutRachelisthere.]Joey:(sittingonthearmofthecouch)Ofcourseitwasaline!Monica:Why?!Why?Why,whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethat?Ross:Iassumewe'relookingforananswermoresophisticatedthan'togetyouintobed'.Monica:Isitme?IsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogsandmenwithsevereemotionalproblemscanhear?Phoebe:Allright,c'mere,gimmeyourfeet.(Shestartsmassagingthem.)Monica:Ijustthoughthewasnice,y'know?Joey:(burstsoutlaughingagain)Ican'tbelieveyoudidn'tknowitwasaline!(MonicapusheshimoffofthesofaasRachelenterswithashoppingbag.)Rachel:Guesswhat?Ross:Yougotajob?Rachel:Areyoukidding?I'mtrainedfornothing!Iwaslaughedoutoftwelveinterviewstoday.Chandler:Andyetyou'resurprisinglyupbeat.吃吧，我不饿。分开？行。你大概不知道我在高中时，曾经暗恋过你。我知道。你知道？哦……我总想你认为我不过是莫妮卡的书呆子哥哥。没错。你是否认为如果抛开其他不好的因素，我能偶尔约你出去吗？有时？有可能？好，或许吧……或许我会的晚安。晚安。回头见……等等，你怎么了？我刚抓住了勺子”！我真不敢相信我的耳朵。我真不敢相信我的耳朵。我说你有一个……我说你有一个……你有完没完？我的老毛病又犯了？没错！谁要喝咖啡？你煮的还只是端过来而已？端来而已。好，好，给我来杯咖啡。孩子们，新梦……我在拉斯维加斯。Rachel:YouwouldbetooifyoufoundJohnandDavidbootsonsale,fiftypercentoff!Chandler:Oh,howwellyouknowme...Rachel:They'remynew'Idon'tneedajob,Idon'tneedmyparents,I'vegotgreatboots'boots!Monica:How'dyoupayforthem?Rachel:Uh,creditcard.Monica:Andwhopaysforthat?Rachel:Um...my...father.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneissittingaroundthekitchentable.?Rachel'screditcardsarespreadoutonthetablealongwithapairofscissors.]Monica:C'mon,youcan'tliveoffyourparentsyourwholelife.Rachel:Iknowthat.That'swhyIwasgettingmarried.Phoebe:Giveherabreak,it'shardbeingonyourownforthefirsttime.Rachel:Thankyou.Phoebe:You'rewelcome.IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity.Iwasfourteen.Mymomhadjustkilledherselfandmystep-dadwasbackinprison,andIgothere,andIdidn'tknowanybody.AndIendeduplivingwiththisalbinoguywhowas,like,cleaningwindshieldsoutsideportauthority,andthenhekilledhimself,andthenIfoundaromatherapy.Sobelieveme,Iknowexactlyhowyoufeel.(Pause)Ross:Thewordyou'relookingforis'Anyway'...Monica:Allright,youready?Rachel:Idon'tthinkso.Ross:C'mon,cut.Cut,cut,cut,...All:Cut,cut,cut,cut,cut,cut,cut...(Shecutsoneofthemandtheycheer.)Monica:Welcometotherealworld!Itsucks.You'regonnaloveit![TimeLapse,RachelandRossarewatchingaTVchannelfinishesit'sbroadcastdaybyplayingthenationalanthem.]Monica:Well,that'sit(ToRoss)Yougonnacrashonthecouch?Ross:No.No,Igottagohomesometime.Monica:Youbeokay?Ross:Yeah.Rachel:HeyMon,lookwhatIjustfoundonthefloor.(Monicasmiles.)What?Monica:That'sPaul'swatch.Youjustputitbackwhereyoufoundit.Ohboy.Alright.Goodnight,everybody.RossandRachel:Goodnight.(MonicastompsonPaul'swatchandgoesintoherroom.)Ross:Mmm.(Theybothreachforthelastcookie)Oh,noRachel:Sorry-Ross:Nonono,go-Rachel:No,youhaveit,really,Idon'twantit-Ross:Splitit?Rachel:Okay.Ross:Okay.(Theysplitit.)Youknowyouprobablydidn'tknowthis,butbackinhighschool,Ihada,um,majorcrushonyou.Rachel:Iknew.Ross:Youdid!Oh....IalwaysfiguredyoujustthoughtIwasMonica'sgeekyolderbrother.Rachel:Idid.Ross:Oh.Listen,doyouthink-andtrynottoletmyintensevulnerabilitybecomeanykindofafactorhere-butdoyouthinkitwouldbeokayifIaskedyouout?Sometime?Maybe?Rachel:Yeah,maybe...Ross:Okay...okay,maybeIwill...Rachel:Goodnight.Ross:Goodnight.(RachelgoesintoherroomandMonicaentersthelivingroomasRossisleaving.)Monica:Seeya....Waitwait,what'swithyou?Ross:Ijustgrabbedaspoon.(RossexitsandMonicahasnoideawhatthatmeans.)ClosingCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthere.]Joey:Ican'tbelievewhatI'mhearinghere.Phoebe:(sings)Ican'tbelievewhatI'mhearinghere...Monica:What?I-Isaidyouhada-Phoebe:(sings)WhatIsaidyouhad...Monica:(toPhoebe)Wouldyoustop?Phoebe:Oh,wasIdoingitagain?All:Yes!Rachel:(walksupwithapotofcoffee)Wouldanybodylikemorecoffee?Chandler:Didyoumakeit,orareyoujustservingit?Rachel:I'mjustservingit.All:Yeah.Yeah,I'llhaveacupofcoffee.Chandler:Kids,newdream...I'minLasVegas.(RachelsitsdowntohearChandler'sdream.)End