查理和巧克力工厂英文完整台词

RevisedfinaldraftNovember26,2020查理和巧克力工厂英文完整台词CharlieandtheChocolateFactoryThisisastoryofanordinarylittleboynamedCharlieBucket.Hewasnotfasterorstrongerormorecleverthanotherchildren.Hisfamilywasnotrichorpowerfulorwell-connected.Infact,theybarelyhadenoughtoeat.CharlieBucketwastheluckiestboyintheentireworld.Hejustdidn'tknowityet.-Evening,Buckets.-Evening.Hi,Dad.Soup'salmostready,darling.Don'tsupposethere'sanythingextratoputin,love.Oh,well.Nothinggoesbetterwithcabbagethancabbage.CharlieIfoundsomethingIthinkyou'lllike.Charlie'sfatherworkedatthelocaltoothpastefactory.Thehourswerelong,andthepaywasterribleyetoccasionally,therewereunexpectedsurprises.It'sexactlywhatIneed.Whatisit,Charlie?Dadfoundit,justthepieceIneeded.-Whatpiecewasit?-AheadforWillyWonka.Well,howwonderful.It'squitealikeness.-Youthinkso?-Thinkso?Iknowso.IsawWillyWonkawithmyowntwoeyes.-Iusedtoworkforhim,youknow.-Youdid?-Idid.-Hedid.Hedid.Ilovegrapes.Ofcourse,Iwasamuchyoungermaninthosedays.WillyWonkabeganwithasinglestoreonCherryStreet.Butthewholeworldwantedhiscandy.-Mr.Wonka.-Yeah?WeneedmoreWonkabarsandwe'reoutofchocolatebirds.-Birds?Birds.Well,thenwe'llneedtomakesomemore.Here.Nowopen.Themanwasagenius.Didyouknowheinventedanewwayofmakingchocolateicecream......sothatitstayscoldforhourswithoutafreezer?Youcanevenleaveitlyinginthesunonahotday,anditwon'tgorunny.-Butthat'simpossible.-ButWillyWonkadidit.Beforelonghedecidedtobuildaproperchocolatefactory.Thelargestchocolatefactoryinhistory.Fiftytimesasbigasanyother.Grandpa,don'tmakeitgross.Tellhimaboutthelndianprince.He'dliketohearaboutthat.Youmean,PrincePondicherry?Well,PrincePondicherrywrotealettertoMr.Wonka......andaskedhimtocomeallthewayouttolndiaandbuildhimacolossalpalaceentirelyoutofchocolate.Itwillhave100rooms,andeverythingwillbemadeofeitherdarkorlightchocolate.Truetohisword,thebrickswerechocolateandthecementholdingthemtogetherwaschocolate.Allthewallsandceilingsweremadeofchocolateaswell.Sowerethecarpetsandthepicturesandthefurniture.Itisperfectineveryway.Yeah,butitwon'tlastlong.Youbetterstarteatingrightnow.Oh,nonsense.Iwillnoteatmypalace.Iintendtoliveinit.ButMr.Wonkawasright,ofcourse.Soonafterthis,therecameaveryhotdaywithaboilingsun.Theprincesentanurgenttelegramrequestinganewpalace......butWillyWonkawasfacingproblemsofhisown.Alltheotherchocolatemakers,yousee,hadgrownjealousofMr.Wonka.Theybegansendinginspiestostealhissecretrecipes.Fickelgruberstartedmakinganicecreamthatwouldnevermelt.Prodnosecameoutwithachewinggumthatneverlostitsflavor.ThenSlugworthbeganmakingcandyballoonsthatyoucouldblowuptoincrediblesizes.Thethieverygotsobadthatoneday,withoutwarning......Mr.Wonkatoldeverysingleoneofhisworkerstogohome.Heannouncedthathewasclosinghischocolatefactoryforever.I'mclosingmychocolatefactoryforever.I'msorry.Butitdidn'tcloseforever.It'sopenrightnow.Yes,well,sometimeswhengrownupssay"forever,"theymean"averylongtime."Suchas,"lfeellikeI'veeatennothingbutcabbagesoupforever."-Now,Pops.-Thefactorydidclose,Charlie.Anditseemedlikeitwasgoingtobeclosedforever.Thenonedaywesawsmokerisingfromthechimneys.-Thefactorywasbackinbusiness.-Didyougetyourjobback?No.Noonedid.Buttheremustbepeopleworkingthere.Thinkaboutit,Charlie.Haveyoueverseenasingleperson......goingintothatfactoryorcomingoutofit?No.Thegatesarealwaysclosed.Exactly.Butthen,who'srunningthemachines?-Nobodyknows,Charlie.-ltcertainlyisamystery.Hasn'tsomeoneaskedMr.Wonka?Nobodyseeshimanymore.Henevercomesout.Theonlythingthatcomesoutofthatplaceisthecandyalreadypackedandaddressed.I'dgiveanythingintheworldjusttogoinonemoretime......andseewhat'sbecomeofthatamazingfactory.Well,youwon't,becauseyoucan't.Noonecan.It'samystery,anditwillalwaysbeamystery.Thatlittlefactoryofyours,Charlie,isascloseasanyofusisevergoingtoget.Comeon,Charlie.Ithinkit'stimeweletyourgrandparentsgetsomesleep.-Goodnight,GrandpaGeorge.-Night,Charlie.-Night-night.-Chair.Thankyou,dear.Night,GrandpaJoe.Goodnight,GrandmaGeorgina.Nothing'simpossible,Charlie.-Goodnight.-Night,Charlie.Sleepwell.Indeed,thatverynight,theimpossiblehadalreadybeensetinmotion.Dearpeopleoftheworld......I,WillyWonkahavedecidedtoallowfivechildrentovisitmyfactorythisyear.Inaddition,oneofthesechildrenshallreceiveaspecialprizebeyondanythingyoucouldeverimagine.FivegoldenticketshavebeenhiddenunderneaththeordinarywrappingpaperoffiveordinaryWonkabars.Thebarsmaybeanywhereinanyshop,inanystreet,inanytown,inanycountryintheworld.Wouldn'titbesomething,Charlie,toopenabarofcandyandfindagoldenticketinside?Iknow,butIonlygetonebarayear,formybirthday.Well,it'syourbirthdaynextweek.Youhaveasmuchchanceasanybodydoes.Balderdash.Thekidswhoaregoingtofindthegoldenticketsaretheoneswhocanaffordtobuycandybarseveryday.OurCharliegetsonlyoneayear.Hedoesn'thaveachance.Everyonehasachance,Charlie.Markmywords,thekidwhofindsthefirstticketwillbefat,fat,fat.Augustus.Thisway.IameatingtheWonkabarandItastesomethingthatisnotchocolateorcoconut......orwalnutorpeanutbutter......ornougat......orbutterbrittleorcaramelorsprinkles.SoIlookandIfindthegoldenticket.Augustus,howdidyoucelebrate?Ieatmorecandy.WeknewAugustuswouldfindthegoldenticket.Heeatssomanycandybarsadaythatitwasnotpossibleforhimnottofindone.Yes,itisgood,Augustus.--goldenticketclaimedandfourmore....Toldyouit'dbeaporker.Whatarepulsiveboy.Onlyfourgoldenticketsleft.Nowthatthey'vefoundone,thingswillreallygetcrazy.--ofeveryshape,sizeandhue.Veruca.Canyouspellthatforus,please?V-E-R-U-C-A.VerucaSalt.AssoonasmylittleVerucatoldmeshehadtohaveoneofthesegoldentickets......IstartedbuyingalltheWonkabarsIcouldlaymyhandson.Thousandsofthem.Hundredsofthousands.I'minthenutbusiness,yousee.SoIsaytomyworkers:Morning,ladies.Fromnowon,youcanstopshellingpeanutsandstartshellingthewrappersoffthesechocolatebarsinstead.Threedayswentby,andwehadnoluck.Oh,itwasterrible.MyVerucagotmoreandmoreupseteachday.Where'smygoldenticket?Iwantmygoldenticket.Well,gentlemen,Ijusthatedtoseemylittlegirlfeelingunhappylikethat.IvowedIwouldkeepsearchinguntilIcouldgiveherwhatshewanted.Andfinally,Ifoundheraticket.Daddy,Iwantanotherpony.She'sevenworsethanthefatboy.Idon'tthinkthatwasreallyfair.Shedidn'tfindtheticketherself.Don'tworryaboutit,Charlie.Thatmanspoilshisdaughter.Andnogoodevercomesfromspoilingachildlikethat.Charlie,MumandIthoughtmaybeyouwannaopenyourbirthdaypresenttonight.Hereyouare.MaybeIshouldwaittillmorning.-Likehell.-Pop.Alltogether,we're381yearsold.Wedon'twait.Now,Charlie,youmustn'tfeeltoodisappointed......youknow,ifyoudon'tgetthe....Whateverhappens,you'llstillhavethecandy.Ah,well.That'sthat.-We'llshareit.-Oh,no,Charlie.Notyourbirthdaypresent.It'smycandybar,andI'lldowhatIwantwithit.Thankyou,darling.Thankyou,Charlie.Blessyou.Allright,let'sseewhofoundit."ThethirdticketwasfoundbyMissVioletBeauregarde."Thesearejustsomeofthe263trophiesandmedalsmyViolethaswon.I'magumchewermostly,butwhenIheardabouttheseticketthings......Ilaidoffthegum,switchedtocandybars.She'sjustadrivenyoungwoman.Idon'tknowwhereshegetsit.I'mtheJuniorWorldChampionGumChewer.ThispieceofgumI'mchewingrightnow......I'vebeenworkingonforthreemonthssolid.That'sarecord.Ofcourse,Ididhavemyshareoftrophies,mostlybaton.Soitsaysthatonekid'sgonnagetthisspecialprize,betterthanalltherest.Idon'tcarewhothoseotherfourare.Thatkid,it'sgonnabeme.Tellthemwhy,Violet.BecauseI'mawinner.Whatabeastlygirl.Despicable.Youdon'tknowwhatwe'retalkingabout.Dragonflies?Butwait,thisisjustin.ThefourthgoldentickethasbeenfoundbyaboycalledMikeTeavee.AllyouhadtodowastrackthemanufacturingdatesoffsetbyweatherandthederivativeoftheNikkeilndex.Aretardcouldfigureitout.MostofthetimeIdon'tknowwhathe'stalkingabout.Youknow,kidsthesedays,whatwithallthetechnology....Die!Die!Die!Doesn'tseemliketheystaykidsverylong.Intheend,Ionlyhadtobuyonecandybar.-Andhowdidittaste?-Idon'tknow.Ihatechocolate.Well,it'sagoodthingyou'regoingtoachocolatefactory,youungratefullittle--Thatquestionis,whowillbethewinnerofthelastgold---Dad?-Yes,Charlie?Whyaren'tyouatwork?Oh,well,thetoothpastefactorythoughtthey'dgivemeabitoftimeoff.Likesummervacation?Sure.Somethinglikethat.Infact,itwasn'tlikeavacationatall.Theupswingincandysaleshadledtoariseincavitieswhichledtoariseintoothpastesales.Withtheextramoney,thefactoryhaddecidedtomodernizeeliminatingMr.Bucket'sjob.Wewerebarelymakingendsmeetasitwas.You'llfindanotherjob.Untilthen,I'lljust--Well,I'lljustthindownthesoupalittlemore.Don'tworry,Mr.Bucket,ourluckwillchange.Iknowit.Charlie.Mysecrethoard.YouandIaregoingtohaveonemoreflingatfindingthatlastticket.Yousureyouwanttospendyourmoneyonthat?OfcourseI'msure.Here.RundowntotheneareststoreandbuythefirstWonkacandybaryousee.Bringitstraightback,andwe'llopenittogether.Suchagoodboy,really.Suchagood....Grandpa?-Youfellasleep.-Haveyougotit?Whichendshouldweopenfirst?Justdoitquick,likeaBand-Aid.DidyouseethatsomekidinRussiafoundthelastgoldenticket?Yes,itwasinthepaperthismorning.Goodboy.Comeon,George.Goodboy.OneWonkaWhipple-ScrumptiousFudgemallowDelight,please.Okay.Hereyougo.Thenerveofsomepeople.Iknow.Forgingaticket.Comeon.It'sagoldenticket.YoufoundWonka'slastgoldenticket.Inmyshoptoo!Listen.I'llbuyitfromyou.I'llgiveyou$50andanewbicycle.Areyoucrazy?I'dgivehim$500forthatticket.Youwannasellmeyourticketfor$500,youngman?That'senoughofthat.Leavethekidalone.Listen.Don'tletanyonehaveit.Takeitstraighthome,youunderstand?Thankyou.Mom!Dad!Ifoundit!Thelastgoldenticket!It'smine!Here.Readitaloud.Let'shearexactlywhatitsays."Greetingstoyou,theluckyfinderofthisgoldenticket,fromMr.WillyWonka.Ishakeyouwarmlybythehand.Fornow,Idoinviteyoutocometomyfactoryandbemyguestforonewholeday.""l,WillyWonka,willconductyouaroundthefactorymyselfshowingyoueverythingthereistosee.""Afterwards,whenitistimetoleaveyouwillbeescortedhomebyaprocessionoflargetruckseachonefilledwithallthechocolateyoucouldevereat.""Andremember,oneofyouluckyfivechildrenwillreceiveanextraprizebeyondyourwildestimagination.Now,hereareyourinstructions.""Onthe1stofFebruary,youmustcometothefactorygatesat10a.m.sharp.You'reallowedtobringonememberofyourfamilytolookafteryou.Untilthen,WillyWonka."The1stofFebruary.-Butthat'stomorrow.-Thenthere'snotamomenttolose.Washyourface,combyourhair,scrubyourhands,brushyourteeth,blowyournose.-Andgetthatmudoffyourpants.-Nowwemustalltryandkeepverycalm.Firstthingthatwehavetodecideisthis:WhoisgoingwithCharlietothefactory?Iwill.I'lltakehim.Youleaveittome.Howaboutyou,dear?Don'tyouthinkyououghttogo?Well,GrandpaJoeseemstoknowmoreaboutitthanwedo,and....Provided,ofcourse,hefeelswellenough.No.We'renotgoing.Awomanofferedme$500fortheticket.Ibetsomeoneelsewouldpaymore.Weneedthemoneymorethanweneedthechocolate.Youngman,comehere.There'splentyofmoneyoutthere.Theyprintmoreeveryday.Butthisticketthere'sonlyfiveoftheminthewholeworldandthat'sallthere'severgoingtobe.Onlyadummywouldgivethisupforsomethingascommonasmoney.Areyouadummy?No,sir.Thengetthatmudoffyourpants.You'vegotafactorytogoto.Daddy,Iwanttogoin.It's9:59,sweetheart.Maketimegofaster.DoyouthinkMr.Wonkawillrecognizeyou?Hardtosay.It'sbeenyears.Eyesontheprize,Violet.Eyesontheprize.Pleaseenter.Comeforward.Closethegates.Dearvisitorsitismygreatpleasuretowelcomeyoutomyhumblefactory.AndwhoamI?Well....WillyWonka,WillyWonkaTheamazingchocolatierWillyWonka,WillyWonkaEverybodygiveacheer!Hooray!He'smodest,cleverandsosmartHebarelycanrestrainitWithsomuchgenerosityThereisnowaytocontainit!TocontainitTocontain,tocontain,tocontain!Hooray!WillyWonka,WillyWonkaHe'stheonethatyou'reabouttomeetWillyWonka,WillyWonkaHe'sthegeniuswhojustcan'tbebeatThemagicianandthechocolatewizThebestdarnguywhoeverlivedWillyWonka,hereheis!TheamazingchocolatierWasn'tthatjustmagnificent?Iwasworrieditwasgettingalittledodgyinthemiddlepart,butthenthatfinale....Whoareyou?-He'sWillyWonka.-Really?"Goodmorning,starshine.TheEarthsayshello.""Dearguests,greetings.Welcometothefactory.Ishakeyouwarmlybythehand.MynameisWillyWonka."Thenshouldn'tyoubeupthere?Icouldn'tverywellwatchtheshowfromupthere,now,couldl,littlegirl?Mr.Wonka,Idon'tknowifyou'llremembermebutIusedtoworkhereinthefactory.Wereyouoneofthosedespicablespieswhotriedtostealmylife'sworkandsellittoparasitic,copycat,candy-makingcads?No,sir.Thenwonderful.Welcomeback.Let'sgetamoveon,kids.Don'tyouwanttoknowournames?Can'timaginehowitwouldmatter.Comequickly.Fartoomuchtosee.Justdropyourcoatsanywhere.-Mr.WonkaSureistoastyinhere.-What?Ihavetokeepitwarminhere.Myworkersareusedtoanextremelyhotclimate.Theyjustcan'tstandthecold.Whoaretheworkers?Allingoodtime.Now....Mr.Wonka,I'mVioletBeauregarde.-Idon'tcare.-Well,youshouldcare.BecauseI'mgonnawinthespecialprizeattheend.Well,youdoseemconfident,andconfidenceiskey.I'mVerucaSalt.It'sverynicetomeetyou,sir.Ialwaysthoughtaverrucawasatypeofwart......yougotonthebottomofyourfoot.IamAugustusGloop.Iloveyourchocolate.Icanseethat.Sodol.Ineverexpectedtohavesomuchincommon.You.You'reMikeTeavee.You'rethelittledevilwhocrackedthesystem.Andyou.Well,you'rejustluckytobehere,aren'tyou?Andtherestofyoumustbetheir---Parents.-Yeah.Momsanddads.Dad?Papa?Okay,then.Let'smovealong.-Wouldyoulikesomechocolate?-Sure.Thenyoushould'vebroughtsome.-Let'sbefriends.-Bestfriends.Animportantroom,this.-Afterall,itisachocolatefactory.-Thenwhyisthedoorsosmall?That'stokeepallthegreatbigchocolateyflavorinside.Now,dobecareful,mydearchildren.Don'tloseyourheads.Don'tgetoverexcited.Justkeepverycalm.It'sbeautiful.What?Oh,yeah,it'sverybeautiful.Everydropoftheriverishot,meltedchocolateofthefinestquality.Thewaterfallismostimportant.Mixesthechocolate.Churnsitup.Makesitlightandfrothy.Bythewaynootherfactoryintheworldmixesitschocolatebywaterfall,mydearchildren.Andyoucantakethattothebank.People.Thosepipessuckupthechocolateandcarryitawayalloverthefactory.Thousandsofgallonsanhour.Yeah.Anddoyoulikemymeadow?Trysomeofmygrass.Pleasehaveablade.Pleasedo.It'ssodelectableandsodarngood-looking.Youcaneatthegrass?Ofcourseyoucan.Everythinginthisroomiseatable.EvenI'meatable.Butthatiscalledcannibalism,mydearchildrenandis,infact,frowneduponinmostsocieties.Yeah.Enjoy.Goon.Scoot,scoot.Son.Please.Dad,hesaid,"Enjoy."Whyholdontoit?Whynotstartanewpiece?BecausethenIwouldn'tbeachampion.I'dbealoser,likeyou.Daddy,lookoverthere.Whatisit?It'salittleperson.Overthere,bythewaterfall.-There'stwoofthem.-There'smorethantwo.-Wheredotheycomefrom?-Whoarethey?Aretheyrealpeople?Ofcoursethey'rerealpeople.They'reOompa-Loompas.-Oompa-Loompas?-lmported,directfromLoompaland.-There'snosuchplace.-What?Mr.Wonka,Iteachhigh-schoolgeography,andI'mheretotellyou--Well,thenyou'llknowallaboutit,and,oh,whataterriblecountryitis.Thewholeplaceisnothingbutthickjungles......infestedbythemostdangerousbeastsintheentireworld.Hornswogglersandsnozzwangersandthoseterrible,wickedwhangdoodles.IwenttoLoompalandlookingforexoticnewflavorsforcandy.InsteadIfoundtheOompa-Loompas.Theylivedintreehousestoescapefromthefiercecreatureswholivedbelow.TheOompa-Loompasatenothingbutgreencaterpillars,whichtastedrevolting.TheOompa-Loompaslookedforotherthingstomashupwiththecaterpillarstomakethemtastebetter:Redbeetles,thebarkofthebong-bongtree.Allofthembeastlybutnotquitesobeastlyasthecaterpillars.Butthefoodtheylongedforthemostwasthecocoabean.AnOompa-Loompawasluckyifhefoundthreeorfourcocoabeansayear.But,oh,howtheycravedthem.Allthey'deverthinkaboutwascocoabeans.Thecocoabeanisthethingfromwhichchocolateismade,soItoldthechief:Theyaresuchwonderfulworkers.IfeelImustwarnyou,though,theyarerathermischievous.Alwaysmakingjokes.Augustus,mychild,thatisnotagoodthingyoudo!Hey,littleboy.Mychocolatemustbeuntouchedbyhumanhands.He'lldrown.Hecan'tswim.Savehim!Augustus!No!Augustus!Augustus,watchout!Therehegoes.Callthefirebrigade!It'sawonderhowthatpipeisbigenough.Itisn'tbigenough.He'sslowingdown.He'sgonnastick.Ithinkhehas.He'sblockedthewholepipe.Look.TheOompa-Loompas.Whataretheydoing?They'regoingtotreatustoalittlesong.Itisquiteaspecialoccasion.Theyhaven'thadafreshaudienceinmanyamoon.AugustusGloop,AugustusGloopThegreatbig,greedynincompoopAugustusGloop,sobigandvileSogreedy,foulandinfantile"Comeon!"wecried"ThetimeisripeTosendhimshootingupthepipe!"Butdon't,dearchildren,bealarmedAugustusGloopwillnotbeharmedAugustusGloopwillnotbeharmedAlthough,ofcourse,wemustadmitHewillbealteredquiteabitSlowly,wheelsgoroundandroundAndcogsbegintogrindandpoundThisgreedybrute,thislouse'searIslovedbypeopleeverywhereForwhocouldhateorbearagrudgeAgainstalusciousbitoffudge?Bravo!Welldone!Aren'ttheydelightful?Aren'ttheycharming?-Idosay,thatallseemedratherrehearsed.-Liketheyknewitwasgonnahappen.Oh,poppycock.Whereismyson?Wheredoesthatpipegoto?Thatpipe,itjustsohappenstoleaddirectlytotheroomwhereImakedeliciousstrawberry-flavored,chocolate-coatedfudge.Thenhewillbemadeintostrawberry-flavored,chocolate-coatedfudge.They'llbesellinghimbythepoundallovertheworld?No.Iwouldn'tallowit.Thetastewouldbeterrible.CanyouimagineAugustus-flavored,chocolate-coatedGloop?Noonewouldbuyit.IwantyoutotakeMrs.GloopuptotheFudgeRoom,okay?Helpherfindherson.Takealongstickandstartpokingaroundinthebigchocolate-mixingbarrel,okay?Mr.Wonka?WhywouldAugustus'namealreadybeintheOompa-Loompasong,unless--Improvisationisaparlortrick.Anyonecandoit.You,littlegirl.Saysomething.-Anything.-Chewinggum.ChewinggumisreallygrossChewinggum,IhatethemostSeeExactlythesame.No,itisn't.Youreallyshouldn'tmumble.BecauseIcan'tunderstandawordyou'resaying.Now,onwiththetour.-AretheOompa-Loompasreallyjoking?-Ofcoursethey'rejoking.Thatboywillbefine.What'ssofunny?Ithinkit'sfromallthosedoggonecocoabeans.Hey,bytheway,didyouguysknowthatchocolatecontainsaproperty......thattriggersthereleaseofendorphins?Givesonethefeelingofbeinginlove.Youdon'tsay.Allaboard.Onward!Here.Trysomeofthis.It'lldoyougood.Youlookstarvedtodeath.-It'sgreat.-That'sbecauseit'smixedbywaterfall.Thewaterfallismostimportant.Mixesthechocolate,churnsitup,makesitlightandfrothy.-Bytheway,nootherfactoryintheworld---Youalreadysaidthat.-You'reallquiteshort,aren'tyou?-Well,yeah.We'rechildren.Well,that'snoexcuse.Iwasneverasshortasyou.-Youwereonce.-Wasnot.Knowwhy?BecauseIdistinctlyrememberputtingahatontopofmyhead.Lookatyourshort,littlearms.Youcouldneverreach.Doyouevenrememberwhatitwaslikebeingakid?Oh,boy,dol.Dol?Infact,WillyWonkahadn'tthoughtabouthischildhoodforyears.Trickortreat!Trickortreat!Trickortreat!Whodowehavehere?Ruthie,Veronica,Terrance.Andwho'sthatunderthesheet?LittleWillyWonka.WillyWonkawasthesonofthecity'smostfamousdentist......WilburWonka.Now......Iet'sseewhatthedamageisthisyear,shallwe?Caramels.They'dgetstuckinyourbraces,wouldn'tthey?Lollipops.Oughttobecalled"cavitiesonastick."Thenwehaveallthis....Allthischocolate.Youknow,justlastweek,Iwasreadinginaveryimportantmedicaljournalthatsomechildrenareallergictochocolate.Makestheirnosesitch.MaybeI'mnotallergic.Icouldtryapiece.Really?Butwhytakeachance?Mr.WonkaMr.Wonka-We'reheadedforatunnel.-Oh,yeah.Fullspeedahead.-Howcantheyseewherethey'regoing?-Theycan't.There'snoknowingwherethey'regoing.Switchonthelights!People,keepaneyeout.We'repassingsomeveryimportantroomshere.Whatdoyouusehaircreamfor?Tolockinmoisture.-Whippedcream.-Precisely.Thatdoesn'tmakesense.Foryourinformation,littlegirlwhippedcreamisn'twhippedcreamatallunlessit'sbeenwhippedwithwhips.Everybodyknowsthat.Stoptheboat.Iwannashowyouguyssomething.Now,thisisthemostimportantroomintheentirefactory.Now,everyone,enjoyyourselves,butjustdon'ttouchanything.OkayGoon.Goon,scoot.Hey,Mr.Wonka,what'sthis?Letmeshowyou.Thankyou.TheseareEverlastingGobstoppers.They'reforchildrenwhoaregivenverylittleallowance.Youcansuckonitallyear,andit'llnevergetanysmaller.-lsn'tthatneat?-It'slikegum.No.Gumisforchewing.IfyoutriedchewingoneoftheseGobstoppers......you'dbreakallyourlittleteethoff.Buttheysuredotasteterrific.AndthisisHairToffee.Yousuckdownoneoftheselittleboogers......andinexactlyhalfanhour......abrand-newcropofhairwillgrowoutoverthetopofyourlittlenoggin.Andamustache.Andabeard.-Whowantsabeard?-Well......beatniks,forone.Folksingersandmotorbikeriders.Youknow,allthosehip,jazzy,super-cool,neat,keenandgroovycats.It'sinthefridge,daddy-o.Areyouheptothejive?CanyoudigwhatI'mlayingdown?Iknewyoucould.Slidemesomeskin,soulbrother.Unfortunately,themixtureisn'trightyet.BecauseanOompa-Loompatriedsomeyesterday,and,well,he--Howareyoutoday?Youlookgreat.Watchthis.Youmeanthat'sit?Doyouevenknowwhat"it"is?-It'sgum.-Yeah.It'sastickofthemostamazingandsensationalguminthewho