《当幸福来敲门》英语台词.解析

当幸福来敲门》英语台词（1）ThePursuitofHappynessscriptTimetogetup,man.-Allright,Dad.-Comeon.Shouldbeheresoon.-IthinkIshouldmakealist.-Whatdomean?-Foryourbirthdaygifts?-Yeah.Youknowyou'reonlygettingacoupleofthings,right?Yeah,Iknow.JusttolookatandstudysoIcanchoosebetter.Okay,well,that'ssmart.Yeah,makealist.Canyouspelleverythingyou'rethinkingof?-Ithinkso.-Allright.That'sgood.-Howyoudoinginhere,man?-Okay.Canwegototheparktoday,after?No,IgottagotoOakland.Well,maybe,we'llsee.Givemeakiss.I'lltalktoyoulater.Excuseme.Oh,excuseme......whenissomebodygonnacleanthisoff?AndtheY?TheY.Wetalkedaboutthis.It'sanIin"happiness."There'snoYin"happiness."It'sanI.I'mChrisGardner.ImetmyfatherforthefirsttimewhenIwas28yearsold.AndImadeupmymindasayoungkid......thatwhenIhadchildren......mychildrenweregonnaknowwhotheirfatherwas.Thisispartofmylifestory.Thispartiscalled"RidingtheBus."What'sthat?It'satimemachine,isn'tit?Seemslikeatimemachine.Thatseemslikeatimemachine.It'satimemachine.Takemewithyou.Thismachine......thismachineonmylap...Thisguy,hehasatimemachine.Hetravelsinthepastwiththismachineand...-itisnotatimemachine.It'aportablebone-densityscanner.AmedicaldeviceIsellforaliving.Thankyoufortheopportunitytodiscussitwithyou.-Iappreciateit.-Wejustdon'tneedit,Chris.It'sunnecessaryandexpensive.-Well,maybenext...-Thankyou.Itgaveaslightlydenserpicturethananx-rayfortwicethemoney.-Hey.-Hey,baby.-Whathappened?-No,nothing.Look,Ican'tgetChristophertoday.Oh,no,youdon't,Chris.I'mbackonat7.Iknow.IhavegottogotoOakland.SoIgottagetChristopherhome,feedhim,bathehim......gethiminbed,andbebackhereby7?-Yes.-Andwegotthetax-billnoticetoday.-Whatareyougonnadoaboutthat?-Look,thisiswhatwegottado.Youseethatcar?Theonewiththeprettyyellowshoeonit?That'mine.There'noparkingnearhospitals.That'whathappenswhenyou'realwaysinarush.Thanksanyway.Verymuch.-Maybenextquarter.-It'spossible.Ineededtosellatleasttwoscannersamonthforrentanddaycare.I'dhavetosellonemore......topayoffallofthoseticketsundermywindshieldwiper.Theproblemis......Ihaven'tsoldanyforawhile.Sincewhendoyounotlikemacaroniandcheese?Sincebirth?-What'sthat?-What?-Whatisthis?-It'sagiftforChristopher.-Fromwho?-Cynthiafromwork.It'sforadults.Chriscan'tuseit.Shedidn'tknow.Whatareyousupposedtodowithit?Makeeverysidethesamecolor.Didyoupaythetaxes?No,I'mgonnahavetofileanextension.-Youalreadyfiledanextension.-Yeah,well,Igottafileanotherone.That's...It's$650.I'llhaveitinthenextmonth.Thatmeansinterest,right?-Andapenalty?-Yeah,alittlebit.Look,whydon'tyouletmedothis?Allright,justrelax.Okay?-Comehere.Calmdown.-Ihavetogobacktowork.Let'sgetreadyforbed.Hey,putyourplateinthesink.AfewdaysagoIwaspresentedwithareportI'daskedfor......acomprehensiveaudit,ifyouwill,ofoureconomiccondition.Youwon'tlikeit.Ididn'tlikeit.Butwehavetofacethetruth......andthengotoworktoturnthingsaround.Andmakenomistakeaboutit,wecanturnthemaround.Thefederalbudgetisoutofcontrol.Andwefacerunawaydeficitsofalmost$80billion......forthisbudgetyearthatendsSeptember30th.Thatdeficitislargerthantheentirefederalbudgetin1957.Andsoisthealmost$80billion......wewillpayininterestthisyearonthenationaldebt.Twentyyearsago,in1960......ourfederalgovernmentpayrollwaslessthan$13billion.Todayitis75billion.Duringthese20years,ourpopulationhasonlyincreasedby23.3percent...Man,Igottwoquestionsforyou:Whatdoyoudo?Andhowdoyoudoit?-I'mastockbroker.-Stockbroker.Oh,goodness.Hadtogotocollegetobeastockbroker,huh?Youdon'thaveto.Havetobegoodwithnumbersandgoodwithpeople.-That'sit.-Hey,youtakecare.I'llletyouhangontomycarfortheweekend.-ButIneeditbackforMonday.-Feedthemeter.Istillrememberthatmoment.Theyalllookedsodamnhappytome.Whycouldn'tIlooklikethat?I'mgonnatrytogethomeby6.I'mgonnastopbyabrokeragefirmafterwork.-Forwhat?-Iwannaseeaboutajobthere.Yeah?Whatjob?Youknow,whenl...WhenIwasakid,Icouldgothroughamathbookinaweek.SoI'mgonnagoseeaboutwhatjobtheygotdownthere.Whatjob?Stockbroker.-Stockbroker?-Yeah.Notanastronaut?Don'ttalktomelikethat,Linda.I'mgonnagodownandseeaboutthis,andI'mgonnadoitduringtheday.Youshouldprobablydoyoursalescalls.Idon'tneedyoutotellmeaboutmysalescalls,Linda.Igotthreeofthembeforethedamnofficeisevenopen.Doyourememberthatrentisduenextweek?Probablynot.We'realreadytwomonthsbehind.Nextweekwe'llowethreemonths.I'vebeenpullingdoubleshiftsforfourmonthsnow,Chris.Justsellwhat'sinyourcontract.Getusoutofthatbusiness.Linda,thatiswhatIamtryingtodo.ThisiswhatI'mtryingtodoformyfamily......foryouandforChristopher.What'sthematterwithyou?Linda.Linda.Thispartofmylifeiscalled"BeingStupid."CanIaskyouafavor,miss?DoyoumindifIleavethisherewithyoujustforfiveminutes?IhaveameetinginthereandIdon'twannacarrythat......Iookingsmalltime.HereisadollarandI'llgiveyoumoremoneywhenIcomebackout.Okay?It'snotvaluable.Youcan'tsellitanywhere.Ican'tevensellit,andit'smyjob.Allright?-Chris?TimBrophy,Resources.-Yes.Howareyou?-Comewithme.-Yes,sir.LetmeseeifIcanfindyouanapplicationforourinternship.I'mafraidthat'sallwecandoforyou.See,thisisasatelliteoffice.JayTwistleinthemainoffice,heoverseesWitterResources.Imean,I'm...Youknow,I'mjustthisoffice.Asyoucansee,wegotahelloflotofapplicationshere,so...NormallyIhavearesumesheet,butIcan'tseemtofinditanywhere.-We...-Thankyouverymuch.Ineedtogo.I'llbringthisback.-Thankyou.-Okay.Trustingahippiegirlwithmyscanner.WhydidIdothat?Excuseme.Excuseme.LikeIsaid,thispartofmylifeiscalled"BeingStupid."Hey!Hey!Hey!Don'tmove!Don'tmove!Stay...!Stop!Stop!Don'tmove!Stopthis...!Stopthetrain!Stop!Stop!Theprogramtookjust20peopleeverysixmonths.Onegotthejob.Therewerethreeblanklinesafter"highschool"tolistmoreeducation.Ididn'tneedthatmanylines.Tryandsleep.It'slate.It'apuzzlemeasuringjust3inchesby3inchesoneachside......madeupofmultiplecolorsthatyoutwistandturn......andtrytogettoasolidcoloroneachside.Thislittlecubeisthegiftsensationof1981.Don'texpecttosolveiteasily.AlthoughwedidencounteronemathprofessoratUSF......whotookjust30minutesonhis.ThisisasfarasI'vegottenonmine.Asyoucansee,Istillhavealongwaytogo.ThisisJimFinnertyreportingforKJSFinRichmond.Hey,wakeup.Eat.-Bye,Mom.-Bye,baby.-Comebackwithoutthat,please.-Oh,yeah,I'mgoingto.Sogoahead,saygoodbyetoit,becauseI'mcomingbackwithoutit.Goodbyeandgoodriddance.Youain'thadtoaddthe"goodriddance"part.Bye,Mom.Bye.It'swrittenasP-P-Y,butit'ssupposedtobeanIin"happiness."-Isitanadjective?-No,actuallyit'sanoun.Butit'snotspelledright.-Is"fuck"spelledright?-Yeah,that'sspelledright.Butthat'snotpartofthemotto,soyou'renotsupposedtolearnthat.That'sanadultwordtoshowangerandotherthings.-Butjustdon'tusethatone,okay?-Okay.What'sthatsayonthebackofyourbag?Mynickname.Wepicknicknames.-Oh,yeah?What'sitsay?-"HotRod."-Didyouhaveanickname?-Yep.-What?-"Ten-GallonHead."-What'sthat?-IgrewupinLouisiana,nearTexas.Everybodywearscowboyhats.Andaten-gallorsabighat.Iwassmartbackthen,sotheycalledmeTen-GallonHead.-Hosswearsthathat.-Hoss?HossCan'twrightonBonanza.-HowdoyouknowBonanza?-WewatchitatMrs.Chu's.-YouwatchBonanzaatdaycare?-Yeah.When?Whendoyouwatchit?-Aftersnack?Afteryournap?-AfterLoveBoat.Imademylistformybirthday.-Yeah,what'dyouputonthere?-Abasketballoranantfarm.-Hesayshe'sbeenwatchingTV.-Oh,littleTVforhistory.-LoveBoat?-Forhistory.Navy.That'snottheNavy.Imean,hecouldwatchtelevisionathome.We'repayingyou$150amonth.Ifhe'sgonnabesittingaround......watchingTVallday,we'retakinghimoutofhere.Gopaymoreatotherdaycareifyoudon'tlikeNavyTV.Youlatepayanyway.Youcomplain.Icomplain.Canyouatleastputthedogupstairsinyourroomorsomething?Bye.IwaswaitingforWitterResourceheadJayTwistle......whosenamesoundedsodelightful,likehe'dgivemeajobandahug.IjusthadtoshowhimIwasgoodwithnumbersandgoodwithpeople.-Morning,Mr.Twistle.-Goodmorning.-Mr.Twistle,ChrisGardner.-Hi.Iwantedtodropthisoffpersonallyandmakeyouracquaintance.IthoughtI'dcatchyouonthewayin.I'dlovetheopportunitytodiscuss......whatmayseemlikeweaknessesonmyapplication.We'llstartwiththis,andwe'llcallyouifwewannasitdown.-Yes,sir.Youhaveagreatday.-Youtoo.Hey,yeah,howyoudoing?ThisisChrisGardnercallingforDr.Delsey.Yeah,I'mrunningalittlelateforasalescall.Iwaswonderingif...Yeah,OsteoNational.Right.Wecanstill...?Halfanhour?Yes.Beautiful.Beautiful.Thankyou,thankyou.Hey!Hey!Hey!Thispartofmylife...-Wait!...thisparthere......it'called"Running."Hey!Hey!Wait!Hey!Wait!Thatwasmystolenmachine.Unlessshewaswithaguywhosoldthemtoo.Whichwasunlikely......becauseIwastheonlyonesellingthemintheBayArea.Ispentourentirelifesavingsonthesethings.Itwassucharevolutionarymachine.-Canyoufeelit,baby?-Oh,yeah.Yougotmedoingallthework.WhatIdidn'tknowisthatdoctorsandhospitals......wouldconsiderthemunnecessaryluxuries.Ievenaskedthelandlordtotakeapicture.SoifIlostone,itwaslikelosingamonth'groceries.Hey,hey!Wait!Wait!Hey,getbackhere!Hey,man,l...-Who'she?-He'sthatguy...-Didyouforget?-Forgetwhat?You'renotsupposedtohaveanyofthose.-Yeah,Iknow.-Youhavetwonow.Hey.Hey,Mom.One,two,three!-That'sabasketball!-Hey,hey.Whatdoyoumean?Youdon'tknowthatthat'sabasketball.Thiscouldbeanantfarm.Thiscouldbeamicroscopeoranything.-No,it'snot.-There,there.Allright,comeon.Openhimup.Openhimup.-Thatpaper'salittleheavy,huh?-Yeah,butIgotit.Youshould'veseenmeouttheretoday.Somebodystoleascanner.Ihadtoruntheoldgirldown...Whatever.-What?-Whatever,Chris.Whatthehellyougotattitudeabout?-"Whatever"what?-Everyday'sgotsomedamnstory.Hey,Roy.Roy!Canyoubeatyourlittlerugwhennobody'southere?There'sdustandshitallover.-I'mtryingtokeepacleanhouse.-Hey,waitasecond.Look,Linda,relax.We'regonnacomeoutofthis.Everythingisgonnabefine,allright?Yousaidthatbefore,whenIgotpregnant."lt'llbefine."-Soyoudon'ttrustmenow?-Whatever.Idon'tcare.-Taxi!-Mr.Twistle.-Yeah,hi.-Hi.ChrisGardner.Yeah,hi.Listen.WhatcanIdoforyou?Isubmittedanapplicationfortheinternprogramaboutamonthago......andIwouldjustlovetositwithyoubriefly...Listen,I'mgoingtoNoeValley,Chris.-Takecareofyourself.-Mr.Twistle.Actually,I'monmywaytoNoeValleyalso.Howaboutwesharearide?-Allright,getin.-Allright.SowhenIwasintheNavy,Iworkedforadoctor......wholovedtoplaygolf,hourseveryday......andIwouldactuallyperformmedicalprocedures......whenhe'dleavemeintheoffice.SoI'musedtobeinginapositionwhereIhavetomakedecisionsand...Mr.Twistle,listen.Thisisaveryimportant...I'msorry.I'msorry.Thisthing'simpossible.-Icandoit.-No,youcan't.Noonecan.-That'sbullshit.-No,I'mprettysureIcandoit.-No,youcan't.-Letmeseeit.Giveithere.Oh,yeah.Oh,wow,youreallymesseditup.Sorry.Itlookslikeitworksaroundaswivel,sothecenterpiecesnevermove.Soifit'syellowinthecenter,that'stheyellowside.Ifit'sredinthecenter,that'stheredside.-Okay.-So...Youcanslowdown.Listen,wecandrivearoundallday.Idon'tbelieveyoucandothis.-Yeah,Ican.-No,youcan't.-Yes,Ican.-No,youcan't.I'mtellingyou,noonecan.See?That'sallIeverdo.Youalmosthavethisside.Holycow.-Youalmosthadthatone.-I'mgonnagetit.Lookatthat.You'realmostthere.-17.10.-Thisisme.Goodjob.-Goodbye.-Yeah.I'llseeyousoon.Whereareyougoing,sir?Excuseme,sir.Whereareyougoing,please?Two...Acoupleofblocks.-Justfliparound.-Okay.Hey!Stopit!Hey!-Whereareyougoing?Comehere!-No!-No,no,no!-Youasshole,givememymoney!-Givememymoney.-Pleasestop.-Please,please,please!-Sonofabitch.Please!Heshould'vepaidyou!-Comehere!-I'msorry.-I'msosorry.-I'llkickyourass!-I'msorry!-Idiot.I'llgetyou!I'mgoingtokillyou!I'mgoingtokillyou!Hey!Stopit,yousonofabitch!Stophim!Stophim!Thedoorsareclosing.Pleasestandclearofthedoors.No!No!No!No!-Hello?-Hey,yeah.SorryIcouldn'tmakeithomeontime.-Chris,Imissedmyshift.-Yeah,Iknow.I'msorryaboutthat.Look,I'monmywayrightnow.AreyouallrightwithChristopher?I'mleaving.Chris,I'mleaving.-What?-DidyouhearwhatIsaid?Ihavemythingstogether,andI'mtakingourson......andwe'regonnaleavenow.I'mgonnaputthephonedown.-Linda,waitaminute.Holdit,hold...-I'mgoingtoleave.Weareleaving.ItwasrightthenthatIstartedthinkingaboutThomasJefferson......theDeclarationofIndependence......andthepartaboutourrighttolife,libertyandthepursuitofhappiness.AndIrememberthinking:Howdidheknowtoputthe"pursuit"partinthere?Thatmaybehappinessissomethingthatwecanonlypursue.Andmaybewecanactuallyneverhaveit......nomatterwhat.Howdidheknowthat?Linda.Linda.-Hello?-Chris.-Whoisthis?-JayTwistle.-Hey.-DeanWitter.Yeah,ofcourse.Howareyou?I'mfine.Listen,doyoustillwannacomeinandtalk?Yes,sir.Absolutely.I'lltellyouwhat.Comeonbydayaftertomorrow,inthemorning.We'reinterviewingfortheinternships.Yougotapenandpaper?Yes.Yes,Ido.-Holdononesecond.-Allright.Hello?-Chris?-Goahead.Ihaveone.Writethisnumberdownsoyoucancallmysecretary,Janice.-Shecangiveyouallthespecifics.-Yep.-Okay,415.-415.-864.-864.-0256.-0256.-Yeah,extension4796.-4796.-Right.Callhertomorrow.-Yes,sir.415-864-0256.-Okay,buddy.-Allright,yes.-Thankyouverymuch.-We'llseeyousoon.864-0256.4796.Janice.-Chris.-Hey.Didyou...?HaveyouseenLindaandChristopher?-No.Youcatchthegamelastnight?-No,no.Youdidn'tseethat,118,1...?Excuseme,didLindaandChristophercomeinhere?-No,Ihaven'tseethem.-119-120.Doubleovertime.Moonshitsathree-pointerat17secondsleft.Wayne,Wayne,Wayne.Can'ttalktoyouaboutnumbersrightnow.-What'syourproblemwithnumbers?-864-2...-Andyouowememoney.-Yeah.Youoweme$14.I'mgonnagetthattoyou.Ineedmymoney.Ineedmymoney.Fourteersanumber.Hey,don'tyouevertakemysonawayfrommeagain.-Youhearme?-Leavemealone!Don'ttakemysonawayfrommeagain.DoyouunderstandwhatI'msayingtoyou?Don'tyouwalkawayfrommewhenI'mtalkingtoyou.Doyouhearme?-Doyouwannaleave?-Yeah.-Youwannaleave?-Yes,Iwanttoleave!Getthehelloutofhere,then,Linda.Getthehelloutofhere.Christopher'sstayingwithme.You'retheonethatdraggedusdown.Youhearme?-Youaresoweak.-No.Iamnothappyanymore.-I'mjustnothappy!-Thengogethappy,Linda!Justgogethappy.ButChristopher'slivingwithme.-Stop!-DidyouhearwhatIsaid?Christopher'slivingwithme!Hey.Comeon,let'sgo.-Howyoudoing,Mrs.Chu?-Hi.-Where'sMom?-Look,justgetyourstuff.Butshetoldmeshewascomingtopickmeuptoday.Yeah,Iknow.ItalkedtoMomearlier.Everything'sfine,okay?WheredoIsleeptonight?当幸福来敲门》英语台词（2）Letmeaskyousomething.Areyouhappy?-Yeah.-Allright.BecauseI'mhappy.Andifyou'rehappyandI'mhappy,thenthat'sagoodthing,right?-Yeah.-Allright.You'resleepingwithme.You'restayingathome,whereyoubelong,allright?Christopher.Hey,listen.Ineedtherent.Ican'twaitanymore.Yeah,I'mgoodforthat,Charlie.I'mgonnagetit.Whydon'tyougotwoblocksoverattheMissionInnmotel?It'shalfwhatyoupayhere.Listen,Chris.Ineedyououtofhereinthemorning.ThehellamIsupposedtobeoutofheretomorrow?Igotpainterscomingin.-Allright,look.Ineedmoretime.-No.Allright,I'llpaintitmyself.Allright,butIjust...Igottahavesomemoretime...Igotmysonupinhere.Allright.Oneweek.Andyoupaintit.ChrisGardner?Yeah.Whathappened?-PayabletotheCityofSanfrancisco.-Doesithavetobethefullamount?Yougottapayeachparkingticket,otherwise,you'restaying.ThisisallIgot.Youverifyat9:30tomorrowmorning.-What?-Yougottastayuntilthisthingclears.No.No,Ican'tspendthenighthere.-Ihavetopickupmyson.-Youverifyat9:30tomorrow.Sir,IhaveajobinterviewatDeanWitterat10:15tomorrowmorning.-Icannotstay...-9:30tomorrowmorning.WhatamIsupposedtodowithmyson?-Isthereanyoneelsewhocan...?-Itakecareofhim.MaybewecangoandhaveSocialServicespickhimup.Allright.CanIhavemyphonecall,please?-Hello.-Hey.Whatdoyouwant?YougottagetChristopherfromdaycare.Ican't.JustkeephimforthenightandI'm...And...Justonenight.Whathappened?I'llpickhimupfromdaycaretomorrow.I'mgonnagoright...Youcanjust...YoucandrophimoffandI'llpickhimup.-No.-Comeon,Linda.-Whyyoudoingthat?-No,Iwannatakehimtothepark.ToGoldenGateafterdaycaretomorrow.-Howishe?-He'sfine.Allright,just...Allright,takehimtothepark......andbringhimback,allright?Allright,justbringmemysonback.Okay?Linda?I'llbringhimbackaround6.Allright,allright.Thankyou.Bye.I'mokay?Excuseme.Excuseme.Yes,Idid.Mr.Gardner.Thisway.It'llberightthisway.Whatisthewordonthatone?ChrisGardner.ChrisGardner.Howareyou?Goodmorning.ChrisGardner.ChrisGardner.Goodtoseeyouagain.ChrisGardner.Pleasure.I'vebeensittingthereforthelasthalf-hour......tryingtocomeupwithastory......thatwouldexplainmybeingheredressedlikethis.AndIwantedtocomeupwithastorythatwoulddemonstratequalities......thatI'msureyoualladmirehere,likeearnestnessordiligence.Team-playing,something.AndIcouldn'tthinkofanything.Sothetruthis......Iwasarrestedforfailuretopayparkingtickets.Parkingtickets?AndIranallthewayherefromthePolkStation,thepolicestation.Whatwereyoudoingbeforeyouwerearrested?Iwaspaintingmyapartment.Isitdrynow?Ihopeso.Jaysaysyou'reprettydetermined.He'sbeenwaitingoutsidethefrontofthebuilding......withsome40-poundgizmoforoveramonth.-Hesaidyou'resmart.-Well,Iliketothinkso.-Andyouwanttolearnthisbusiness?-Yes,sir,Iwannalearn.Haveyoualreadystartedlearningonyourown?Absolutely.-Jay?-Yes,sir.HowmanytimeshaveyouseenChris?Idon'tknow.Onetoomany,apparently.-Washeeverdressedlikethis?-No.No.Jacketandtie.Firstinyourclassinschool?-Highschool?-Yes,sir.-Howmanyintheclass?-Twelve.Itwasasmalltown.-I'llsay.-ButIwasalsofirstinmyradarclass......intheNavy,andthatwasaclassof20.CanIsaysomething?I'mthetypeofperson......ifyouaskmeaquestion,andIdon'tknowtheanswer......I'mgonnatellyouthatIdon'tknow.ButIbetyouwhat.Iknowhowtofindtheanswer,andIwillfindtheanswer.Isthatfairenough?Chris.Whatwouldyousayifaguywalkedinforaninterview......withoutashirton......andIhiredhim?Whatwouldyousay?Hemust'vehadonsomereallynicepants.Chris,Idon'tknowhowyoudiditdressedasagarbageman......butyoupulleditoff.-Thankyou,Mr.Twistle.Hey,nowyoucancallmeJay.We'lltalktoyousoon.Allright,soI'llletyouknow,Jay."You'llletmeknow,Jay"?Whatdoyoumean?Yeah,I'llgiveyouacalltomorrowsometime...Whatareyoutalking...?Youhoundedmeforthis.-Youstoodhere...-Listen,there'snosalary.-No.-Iwasnotawareofthat.Mycircumstanceshavechangedsome......andIneedtobecertainthatI'llbe...-Allright.Okay.Tonight.IswearIwillfillyourspot.Ipromise.Ifyoubackout,youknowwhatI'lllookliketothepartners?Yes,anass...A-hole.Yeah,anassA-hole,alltheway.Youareapieceofwork.Tonight.Therewasnosalary.Notevenareasonablepromiseofajob.Oneinternwashiredattheendoftheprogramfromapoolof20.Andifyouwerertthatguy......youcouldn'tevenapplythesixmonths'training......toanotherbrokerage.TheonlyresourceIwouldhaveforsixmonths......wouldbemysixscanners,whichIcouldstilltrytosell.IfIsoldthemall,maybewemightgetby.-Igothim.Igothim.-He'sasleep.Allright.Okay,baby.Igotit.I'mgoingtoNewYork.Mysister'sboyfriend......openedarestaurant,andtheymayhaveajobformethere.SoI'mgoingtoNewYork,Chris.Christopher'sstayingwithme.I'mhismom,youknow?Heshouldbewithhismom.Ishouldhavehim,right?Youknowyoucan'ttakecareofhim.Whatareyougonnadoformoney?IhadaninterviewatDeanWitterforaninternship......andIgotit.SoI'mgonnastandoutinmyprogram.Salesmantointerrsbackwards.No,it'snot.Igottago.TellhimIlovehim,okay?And...Iknowyou'lltakecareofhim,Chris.Iknowthat.-DeanWitter.-Yes,hi.Yes,I'dliketoleaveamessageforMr.JayTwistle.-Yourname?-Yeah,mynameisChrisGardner.Themessageis:Thankyouverymuchforinvitingmeintotheprogram.IreallyappreciateitandI'dbeverypleasedtoacceptyourinvitation.Isthatall?Yes,that'sit.-Okay.-Thankyou.Bye.-Becarefulwiththat.-What?Becare...Goahead.-Arewethere?-Yep.-Hey,youknowwhattodayis?-Yeah.-What?-Saturday.-YouknowwhatSaturdayis,right?-Yeah.-What?-Basketball.-Youwannagoplaysomebasketball?-Okay.Allright,thenwe'regonnagosellabone-densityscanner.-Howaboutthat?Wannadothat?-No.Hey,Dad.I'mgoingpro.I'mgoingpro.Okay.Yeah,Idon'tknow,youknow.You'llprobablybeaboutasgoodasIwas.That'skindofthewayitworks,youknow.Iwasbelowaverage.Youknow,soyou'llprobablyultimatelyrank......somewherearoundthere,youknow,so......Ireally...You'llexcelatalotofthings,justnotthis.Idon'twantyoushootingthisballalldayandnight.-Allright?-Allright.Okay.Allright,goahead.Hey.Don'teverletsomebodytellyou......youcan'tdosomething.Notevenme.-Allright?-Allright.Yougotadream......yougottaprotectit.Peoplecan'tdosomethingthemselves......theywannatellyouyoucan'tdoit.Ifyouwantsomething,gogetit.Period.Let'sgo.Dad,whydidwemovetoamotel?Dad,whydidwemovetoamotel?Itoldyou.BecauseI'mgettingabetterjob.-Yougottatrustme,allright?-Itrustyou.Allright,here.Comeon,comeon.Keepup.Dad,whersMomcomingback?Dad,whersMomcomingback?Idon'tknow,Christopher.Dad,listentothis.Oneday,amanwasdrowninginthewater.Andaboatcamebyandsaid,"Doyouneedanyhelp?"Hesaid,"No,thankyou.Godwillsaveme."Thenanotherboatcameby.Said,"Doyouneedanyhelp?"Andhesaid,"No,thankyou.Godwillsaveme."Thenhedrowned,andhewenttoheaven.Andhesaid,"God,whydidn'tyousaveme?"AndGodsaid,"Isentyoutwobigboats,youdummy."Doyoulikeit?Yeah,th