一堂英语课 剧本

一堂英语课 剧本 Teacher?徐晓晴 A—团支书?范珑瀚 B—体育委员:秦双燕 C—班长:鲁鹏 D—学习委员:张炳正 报幕B:Our performance's name is《An English lesson》.We intend to reflect the recent study situation. Now, our performance begins! B:Give me the novel. A:No,look,The teacher is coming!! (The bell rings) Teacher: Is anybody here? Where is the monitor? A:He is on the way Teacher: where is your学委, B:He is also on the way with our monitor Teacher: 哎，Every class this couple is late. I was drunk. (Monitor and study commissar come to the classroom in a hurry) Teacher: Ok. Now everyone is here. Let's begin our class All: OK! Teacher: Turn to page 100.Let's see the first question. A: This novel is so interesting. Recently I was crazy about it. B:Oh! Teacher is coming. Hurry to hide your novel. A: What you are saying? B:咳咳. Teacher: Oh my dear, what are you doing? A:We are talking about 降龙十八掌～ Teacher: What are you 弄啥呢, A:Oh,teacher,how do you know小李飞刀? Teacher: What? As a student, how could you read the novel on the class? You should study hard, you know? A:We have known. good good study, day day up. Teacher: Oh my God, This is 《金庸正传》! B:Teacher, what comes over you, Don't scare me! Teacher, your eyes are sparkling. Teacher: I have been looking for this book all over the world but failed .how could you get it? A:Because my dad is 李刚～～ Teacher: Young teenagers now are so great!!!! All: Teacher, you are also great. Teacher: Could you borrow this book to me? Please!!! All: Teacher, are you joking?! Teacher:咳咳咳咳 B:Teacher,let's back to class Teacher: Ok! let's see... (The teacher's phone bell rings now) All: Who’s phone? Teacher: Oh, it’s mine. I must go out to answer the phone. (The teacher goes out of the room.) C: Hey...... B:Hey......Why are you here? A:Yeah,you are so brave, and dare to skip her class before! C:哎,选修课必逃，必修课选逃～ D:You are right. Besides, we are waiting that teacher points out the key point. C:I agree! If I still don’t come, I will die again this time. (The teacher comes back) Teacher: OK, go on the class .Look at this question, Supposed that I have a P~~ All: What's the smell(Covering noses ,and escape from the desks) Teacher: Silence! Be serious ! It is class time . (All students sit back to the chair) C:Teacher,What's our exam point? Teacher: The exam point is in what I have told your guys. D:Teacher,What have you told us? Teacher: I won’t say that again. B:Teacher,how to test? Teacher: How do you want to test? B:I don't want the test. D:I want to test games. LOL DOTA CF......I am good at every game. I can help you to 组队,打怪. C:No,to test 韩剧。 A: What do you know about the 韩剧～～ C:I can tell out all details of any 韩剧.Such as,《继承者们》 《来自星星的你》. B:Stop.Stop.Why don't you ask me!!! A: 纳尼,,, B:I want to test the characters in novel. From 何以琛 to 赵默笙,I can remember every scene. Teacher: It seems that everyone is talented. All: Teacher, the first time your words are right. Teacher: I am also gifted! SHOW TIME//老师开始唱YOU AND ME. All: Teacher, you are singing out of tune!!!! Teacher:咳咳.Back to class, back to class!! Teacher: Only five minutes left, let’s call the roll. All: What should we do, what should we do!! Teacher:张慧中 A:Here Teacher:杜银平 B:Here Teacher:宋欣远 D: I am here. Teacher: One Two Three Four.... Teacher: The number is wrong. Now, please stand up when I call your name. All: Teacher, you are so bad!!! Teacher:尚帝 D: Here Teacher: It is so strange, are you minority? D:Yes.My big name is 上帝,my little name is 耶稣,my English name is God, my 法号 is 如 来…阿弥陀佛 善哉善哉。 Teacher:鲁鹏。 C: I am here. Teacher: You look so familiar. C: Certainly, I have relearned your class three times. Teacher: You are so strong. C:Teacher,do not be modest. You are stronger than me! Teacher: Why do you say that? C: Every time you gave me 59 points!! All else: It's a sad story. Teacher: You were absent from any class. Why can I give you 60 points! C: My dear, beautiful, cute teacher, Can you give me one more chance? Teacher: Naughty guys! 哎,, (The bell rings again) Teacher: Our class is over. (All students hurry out of the room) Teacher: Wait. Wait. All: What's up? Teacher: From now on, if you can be here every time, I can give you high points. All: Thank you very much, dear teacher! 报幕B:Ok, that’s all. Thank you. 鞠躬，谢幕。