mary_and_max台词

12[aostraua1976]MaryDinkle’seyeswerethecolourofmuddypuddles.Herbirthmark,thecolorofpoo. Commentbyd:（儿语）屎ItwasSaturdayafternoonandshewasbored.Marywishedshehadafriendtoplaypiggybackwith.Mary’smoodring,whichshe’dfoundincerealboxwasgreywhichaccordingtothechart,meantshewaseitherpensive,unconsciouslyambitiousorhungry.Heronlyfriendswere”TheNoblets”fromherfavoritecartoon.Theyweren’ttherealonesyouboughtintheshopbutfakeonesshehadtomakeherselffromshells,gumnuts,pompomsandthechickenbonessalvagedfromFridaynight’stakeaway.Shehadtomakeallherowntoys,andherfavoriteswereshrinkies-potatochippacketsthatshehadshrunkintheoven.Mary’sfather,NoelNormanDinkle,workedinafactory,attachingthestringstoteabags.Atshowandtell,shetoldtheclasshecouldgetasmanyfreeteabagsashewanted.HerfavoriteteabagwasEarlGrey.Shelovedsaying“EarlGrey”andwouldlikeonedaytomarrysomeonecalledEarlGrey.TheywouldliveinacastleinScotland,have9babies,2ducks…andadogcalledKevin. Commentbyd:['siəriəl]谷物，麦片 Commentbyd:哀思的 Commentbyd:头饰 Commentbyd:回收利用 Commentbyd:外卖 Commentbyd:收缩 Commentbyd:绳子Noel’shobbywastositinhisshedanddrinkbaileysIrishcreamandstuffhe’dfoundonthesideoffreeway.Marywishedhe’dspendmoretimewithherandlesswithhisdeadfriends.Shealsowishedshehadsomebrothersandsisters.Hermotherhadtoldhershewas“anaccident”.Howcouldsomeonebeanaccident?GrandpoppyRalphhadtoldherthatbabiesweredeliberatedand Commentbyd:车库 Commentbyd:foundbydadsatthebottomoftheirbeer.GrandpoppyRalphhadsmeltlikepickledonionsandhadbeenamemberofthefrankstonicebreakersfor51years.Theyswaminwintertofeelalive.GrandpoppyRalphhadsaiditmadehisnippleserect.Hehaddiedayearbefore,aged74andhisbestmate,Ken,hadrecitedapoeminhishonour.Borninabarninthehillofboronia,Ralphlivedalonglife,thendiedofpneumonia.Marymissedhimandoftenwonderedwhyhehaddrunkammonia.AlotofthingspuzzledMaryespeciallyhermother,VeraLorraineDinkle.ToMary,Veraalwaysseemedwobbly.（voicefromtheradio:Aprettyviciousball.Andhe’sout!）.Veralikedlisteningtothecricketwhilebakingandhermainingredientwasalwayssherry.(radio:3/44.AndThompson2/15…)ShetoldMaryitwasatypeofteaforgrow-upsthatneededconstanttesting.(radio:justoutofthereachofthelead.6/96England.)Marythoughthermothertestedthesherry…...waytomuch.Maryalsocouldn’tunderstandwhyVerawasalways“borrowing”.Yesterday,sheborrowedsomefishfingersfromaisle6.ShetoldMarysheputthingsupherdresstosaveonplasticbags.Verawasindeedacomplicatedsoul. Commentbyd:腌制的 Commentbyd:乳头 Commentbyd:[nju:'məunjə]肺炎 Commentbyd:['æməunjə]氨水 Commentbyd:摇摆不定的 Commentbyd:组成部分(rainyday,knockatthedoor)Marystoppeddaydreamingandwenttofetchedherpetroosterfromtherain.Herfatherhadfoundtheroosteronthesideofthefreewayafterithadfallenoffthebackofaslaughtertruck.ShenamedhimEthel. Commentbyd:接 Commentbyd:['ru:stə]公鸡 Commentbyd:['slɔ:tə]屠宰Itwastimetowatch“TheNoblets”.Sheadored“TheNoblets”becauseeveryonewasbrown.Livedinateapotandhadoodiesoffriends.Therewasnothingnicer.Marythoughttoherself,thanthesmellofawetroster…Thesoundofrainontheroofandtasteofsweetenedcondensedmilkstraightfromthecanwhilewatchingyourfavoritecartoon.(MeanwhileinNewYork)Meanwhile,amancalledMaxHorowitzalsowatched“TheNoblets”.Max’ssmalltelevisionhadpicturebutnosound,hisbigtelevision,soundbutnopicture.Hewas44andliked“TheNoblets”becausetheylivedinadelineatedandarticulatedsocialstructurewithconstantadherentconformityandalsobecausetheyhadoodlesoffriends.Maxhadtroublesleepingandhadspentthenightwatchingtelevisionandcatchingfishfood.Henotedhimselfitwasthesixthflyhe’dcaughtthisevening. Commentbyd:[di'linieit]描述 Commentbyd:连接 Commentbyd:(bellring3:00a.m.)Hewonderedifheshouldgotobedandcountsheeporhaveonemorechocolatehotdog.Hethoughthe’dtrybothbutitdidn’twork.Ithadbeen6hoursand12minutessinceHenryⅧhadpassedaway.AndHenry’sdeathhadthrownMax’slifeintodisarray.Ithadbecomeasymmetricalandthesoonerhegotanewfish,thebetter.TomorrowhewouldgotothepetstoreandgetanotherHenry-HenryⅨ. Commentbyd:['disə'rei]混乱 Commentbyd:[æsi'metrikəl]不对称的，乱套的(postoffice3149)nextItwasshoppingdayandMarysatpatientlywhilehermother“borrowed”someenvelopes.Tofillintime,shescannedtheroomandcountedhowmanythingswerebrown.Therewasstickytape,rubberbandsandaphonebookwithapictureofaladystandinginabrownlakewithherhandonfire.PeoplehadweirdnameinAmerica,MaryDaisyDinklethoughttoherself.Funny-soundingpeoplecalledRockefellerandFinkelstein.Shewonderedwhattheylookedlike,howoldtheywereandiftheyweremarried,woreglasses,orhadfoundbabiesintheirbeer.MaybeinAmericatheyfoundbabieselsewhere.Hmm…Theydrankalotofcola.Maybetheyfoundthemincans.But,no,theywouldn’tfitthroughthehole.Maryhadanidea.ShewouldwritetooneoftheAmericansandaskwherebabiescamefrom.ShechoseaMr.MHorowitz. Commentbyd:橡胶‘”Aarrgh,Mrs.Dinkle!”“Comebackhere,VeraDinkle!Youcomebackhere!”(Marywrotetheletter)DearMr.MHorowitz,mynameisMaryDaisyDinkleandIam8yearsold,3monthsand9days.Myfavoritecolorisbrownandmyfavoritefoodissweetenedcondensedmilkfollowedcloselybychocolate.IhavearoostercalledEthelthatlookslikethis.Hedoesn’tlayeggsbutwilloneday.Mymotherlikessmoking,cricketandsherryandmyfatherlikeplayinginhisshedwithdeadbirds.WheredobabiescomefrominAmerica?Dotheycomefromcolacans?InAustraliatheyarefoundinbeerglasses.Hereisadrawingofme.Ican’tdrawearsproperbutI’mgoodatteeth.Itwouldbegreatifyoucouldwritebackandbemyfriend.Yours“sincerely”,MaryDaisyDinkle.Ps.IhopeyoulikethechocolatebarI’malsosending.It’scalledaCherryRipe.(cockcrow)“Goodbye,letter.Don’tforgettowrite.”(Maxreceivedtheletter)MaxhatedThursdaysthedayofhisweeklyovereatersanonymousmeeting.Andtonighthe’dfeltespeciallyunsettledbecausehe’deatentwochocolatehotdogsonhiswaythere.(chocolateisnotafoodgroup)“Ok,class”Eatingchocolatewasbreakingtherule.He’dfoundthenightevenmoreunbearablebecauseofMarjorieButterworth’sstrangeglances.“Classdismissed.”Maxhadtroubleunderstandingnon-verbalsignals.Flirtingwasasforeigntohimasjogging.Maxfoundmostpeopleveryconfusing.ButlittledidMaxrealizehisnightwasabouttobecomeevenmoreconfusingandcryptic. Commentbyd:[flə:t]调情 Commentbyd:['kriptik]扑朔迷离HereadMary’sletterfourtimesandthendidwhathenormallydidwheneverconfrontedwithsomethingnewandstressful.Max’sfragileexistencehadonceagainbecomeunsettled.Andafterstaringoutofthewindowfor18hourshefinallymadeadecision. Commentbyd:脆弱的 Commentbyd:不安的(typewritertypingsounds)DearMaryDaisyDinkle,Thankyoufortheletter,whichIopenedandreadat9:17p.m.aftermyovereatersanonymousclass.I’mtryingtoloseweightbecausemypsychiatrist,Dr.BernardHazelhof,saysahealthybodyequalsahealthymind.Hesaysmymindisnotthathealthy.Yourdrawingisaninterestingvisualportrayalofyourself.IhavenevermetanyonefromAustralia.Firstly,Iwillansweryourquestion.Unfortunately,inAmerica,babiesarenotfoundincolacans.IaskedmymotherwhenIwasfourandshesaidtheycamefromeggslaidbyrabbis.Ifyouaren’tJewish,they’relaidbycatholicnuns.Ifyou’reanatheist,they’relaidbydirty,lonelyprostitutes.SothisiswherebabiescomefrominAmerica. Commentbyd:['ræbai]犹太祭司 Commentbyd:修女 Commentbyd:['eiθiist]  Commentbyd:['prɔstitju:t]妓女Isharemyhomewithafish,somesnails,whomIhavenamedafterfamousscientists…aparakeetcalledMr.Biscuitand,finally,acatcalledHal.“Hal”isanabbreviationforhalitosis,fromwhichhesuffers.Hefollowedmehomeafteragangofchildrenshothiseyeoutwithabeebeegun.Doyouhaveapetkangaroo? Commentbyd:[sneil]蜗牛 Commentbyd:[ə,bri:vi'eiʃən] 缩写 Commentbyd:[,hæli'təusis]口臭WhenIwasborn,myfatherleftmymotherandmeonakibbutz.Sheshotherselfwithmyuncle’sgunwhenIwassix. Commentbyd:[ki'buts] 农场集市Doyoulikechocolatehotdogs?Iinventedtherecipeforthemandcansenditforyou.WhenIwasyoung,IinventedaninvisiblefriendcalledMr.Ravioli.MypsychiatristsaysIdon’tneedhimanymoresohejustsitsinthecornerandreads.LastweekIpickedup128cigarettebutts.PeoplearealwayslitteringinNewYork.Idonotunderstandwhypeoplebreaklaws.Buttsarebadbecausetheywashouttoseaandfishsmokethemandbecomenicotinedependent.I’mjustjokingbecause,ofcourse,itisimpossibleforacigarettetoremainlitunderwater.Also,fishdonothavepocketstokeepcigarettelightersin. Commentbyd:[bʌt]烟头 Commentbyd:点燃I’m44yearsoldandhave8tracksuitsthesamecolorsize.Iweight352lb…(Ooooh!)andamastallasa6-foottree. Commentbyd:运动批注(voicefromthetelevision:welcometotheNewYorklottery!)Ienjoyenteringthelotteryandhavechosenthesamenumbersfor9years.Thosenumbersare3…1.5…4.6…25.9…2.11…7.and12…8.(Areyouawinner?Oraloser?)Ihavemanydifferentjobsduringmylife.Myfirstjobwascollectingsubwaytokensinthesubway.MysecondjobwasatYiddel’sGourmetKosherSupplieswhereIworkedatthemachinethatmadepre-packagednoodlekugels.IwasbornJewishandusedtobelieveinGodbutI’vesincereadmanybooksthathaveprovenGodisjustafigmentofmyimagination.PeopleliketobelieveinGodbecauseitanswerscomplicatedquestionslikewheredidtheuniversecomefrom,dowoemsgotoheaven…andwhydooldladieshavebluehair?EventhoughI’manatheist,Istillwearmyyarmulkeasitkeepsmybrainwarm. Commentbyd:纪念币 Commentbyd:['ɡuəmei]美食 Commentbyd:['kəuʃə] 犹太洁食 Commentbyd: Commentbyd:['jɑ:məlkə]犹太 圆顶小帽Mythirdjob,wasforacompanythatprintedlogosonnoveltyitems.IworkedattheFrisbeeprintingmachine.AFrisbeeisacircularplasticdiscthatpeoplethrowateachother.Itislikeaboomerangbutitdoesnotcomeback. Commentbyd:['frizbi:] 飞盘 Commentbyd:['bu:mə,ræŋ]回旋飞镖MyforthjobwaswhenIwascalledupforjuryduty.Ididn’tgetpaidbutgotfreecookiesandcoffee.Jurorsareoutstandingmembersofthecommunitywhohaven’tmurderedanybody.Imadeittheshortlistforatrialwhereamankilledallhisfriendsathisownsurprisebirthdayparty.Unfortunately,Ididn’tgetselectedbecausetheyfoundoutI’dbeenamentalpatientatonepoint.Haveyoueverbeenhanggliding? Commentbyd:滑翔Myfifthjobwasasagarbagecollector.Igottocleanupafterlitterbugsanddidn’thavetotalktoanybody.SometimesIusedtopretendIwasanintergalacticalrobot.(voiceinaphone:thisis911.Yourcallhasbeenplacedinaqueue.)OnetimethepolicetookmeinforquestioningbutletgowhentheydecidedIwasn’tathreattoanybodyexceptmyself.ThesixthjobIhadwasfortheUnitedStatesArmyinthestationerysupplydepartment.BecauseIamgoodwithnumbersIhadtoworkouthowmanyballpointpenstheArmyneeded.OnedaytheydidasecuritycheckandaskedwhetherIwasamemberofanyradicalgroups.ItoldthemIwasamemberoftheNewYorksciencefictionfanclub.Theysaidthisdidn’tcountbutdismissedmeanyway.Fortunately,IdidnotremembertotellthemIwasonceacommunist.Haveyoueverbeenacommunist? Commentbyd:星际的Haveyoueverbeenattackedbyacroworsimilarlargebird?WhenIwas9,acrowattackedmeonmywaytoschool.IhadtohavethreestitchesandinspringInowwearahelmetwitheyesIhavepaintedon.PeoplelaughatmewhenIwearmyhelmet.I’mnotsurewhy.PeopleoftenconfusemebutItrynottoletthemworryme.NewYorkisaverybusyandnoisyplace.Iwouldlprefertolivesomewheremuchquieterlikethemoon.Idon’tlikecrowds,brightlights,suddennoisesorstrongsmells.NewYorkhasalltheseespeciallythesmells.IoftenwearnoseandearplugswhenIgooutside.Ithelpskeepmecalm.IfindhumansinterestingbutIhavetroubleunderstandingthem.Ithink,however,Iwillunderstandandtrustyou.YouappearveryhappyandIthinkyouwouldsmelllikeashrimpasIknowAustraliahasalotofshrimps. Commentbyd:缝线 Commentbyd:塞子 Commentbyd:虾Canyouspeed-read?Ihavetaughtmyselftoreadtwopagesatonce–oneeyeballperpage.IhavetogonoweventhoughtIhavenottoldyouaboutmy7thjob,inacondomfactory. Commentbyd:['kɔndəm]避孕套Writebacksoon.YourAmericanfriend,MaxJerryHorowitz.Ps.Pleasefindenclosedaphotofromoneofthosebooths.Pps.ThankyoufortheCherryRipeandIamgladyoulikechocolateasmuchasIdo.InevereatensweetenedcondensedmilkbutIwilltrysomethisweek.Ppps.Ineverusedacondom.“Geygezunterheyt”MaxhopeMarywouldwriteagain.He’dalwayswantedafriend.Afriendthatwasn’tinvisible,apetorrubberfigurine.Hecountedthestarsandwonderedhowmanydays,hourse,itwouldtakehislettertoreachAustralia.[ninedayssixhoursforty-sevenminuteslater]Verawasnotimpressed…notimpressedatall.Itwouldnowaythisnutcasewouldbeherdaughter’spenfriend,shethoughttoherself.Therewasenoughuglinessintheworld.Marywouldbehomeinanhour–enoughtimeforacupofteaandabitofcrickettosmooththenervesanddissolvethememoryofMax’sletterfromherpickledmind.（voicefromthevideo:Yeah,he’sout.Unbelievable.14.7/150） Commentbyd:烂醉如泥[thenextday]“Stop!Wait!Hey,fellas,yougotroomforonemorebag?”“Sure,Mrs.Dikle.Hopin!”“Goodone,Kevin!”“Ahhhhh!”“Comeon,Vera.We’vegotsomeotherbagstopickup!”(MaryfindtheletterfromMax)“Mary,isthatalltherubbish?”“Yep!”“seeya,toots!”Sweetbaby,JesusEventhoughMax’slettersmellslikefishheadandorangepeel,Marydrankhiswordslikeabowlofalphabetsoupandhadn’tbeenthisexcitedsinceGrandpoppyRalphhadfoundacoinuphernose.Shewrotebackimmediatelyonsomebutchers’papershe’dstolenfromsomechops.DearMax,I’msoexcitedyou’vewroteback.Idon’tthinkmyparentslikeyousofromnowon,sendstufftomyneighborLenHislopat26Lamingtondrive,MtWaverley.He’soldwithnolegs.Theygotchew”d”edoffinworldwarⅡwhensomeJapanesepeopleskepthiminacageabovepiranhas.Piranhasaregoldfishthathaveteeth.Hescaredofoutside,whichisadiseasecalledhomophobia.He’sstartedgivingme50centsaweektogethismail.I’msavingtobuyacastleinScotlandandmerryamancalledEarlGrey. Commentbyd:[pi'rɑ:njə] 食人鱼 Commentbyd:[hɔmə'fəubiə] 环境恐惧症Doyouget“TheNoblets”inAmerica?Well,myfavoriteNobletisVanityNoblet.Hewantstobeeveryone’sfriend,eventheboys’!Inyourletter,yousaidyouhadnofriends.Well,neitherdoI.Yesterdayatschool,BernieCliffordweedonmyspamsandwichandcalledme“pooface”‘cosofmybirthmark.IwishIcouldpeelitofflikeabandaid.Healsolaughed‘cosIhadnobuttons.Ethelpeckedthemoffandmumcouldn’tthreadaniddle‘cosshe’dbeentestinghersherrysosheusedpegsinstead.WhenIgothome,Iclimbedintomysecretplacetilldinnertime.Theotherkidsalsolaughatmyhaircut.Dadhastocutmyhairbecausemumsaysrealhairdresserssellyourhairtochinamenwhostuffmattresses.Myteacher,Mrs.Pendergast,saysIshouldsmilemore.Itoldmymumandsoshedrawedabigsmileonme.Idon’tthinkMrs.Pendergastlikesmeanymore.Ibettergonow,mytearsaresmudglingmywords. Commentbyd:午餐肉 Commentbyd:啄 Commentbyd:将（线）穿过 Commentbyd:['mætris]床垫YourfriendinAustralia,MaryDaisyDinkle.Ps.Haveeverbeenteased?Canyouhelpme? Commentbyd:戏弄Pss.I’veneverbeenhangglidingbeforeorbeena‘commune-ist’butwouldloveaFrisbeeandyourrecipeforchocolatehotdogs.Psss.I’msendingyousomeAustralianchocolate,apompomImadeandacakecalledalamington,whichIwasmeanttoeatforlunch.(address:MaxHarowirz96/71XHuberkNewYork)(maxwasreadingtheletter)Haveyoueverbeenteased?Mary’slettertriggeredmemoriesMaxhadburieddeepdowninhisshoes.(“we’vegothimcornerednow.Hey,Jew-boy,you’regonnapay…Takethis,Jew-boy,Jew-boy,Jew-boy.”)Andasusual,hecopedintheonlywayheknew.And36chocolatehotdogslater…andafteronlytwohourssleep,Max’smeltdownfadedawayandanideapoppedintohisbrain.DearMaryDaisyDinkle,Thankyouforyourletter,chocolatebar,lamingtonandpompom.Thechocolategotcrushed,soIblendedthebitswithmilkandice-creamandnowIamdrinkingitrightnow.Aftermuchthought,IthinkIhaveasolutiontoyourteasing.TellBernieCliffordyourbirthmarkismadeofchocolate,whichmeanswhenyougettoheavenyouwillbeinchargeofallthechocolate.Thisofcourseisalie–Idonotlikelies–butinthiscaseIthinkitwillbeofbenefit.IwishIcouldbeinchargeofallthechocolatebut,ofcourse.Icannotbecauseofmyatheism.MyneighborIvyisalsoanatheist.Shedoesn’ttalkmuchbutmakesmeverygoodsouponSundaynights.SheispartlyblindandsometimesIfindherhairinmysoup.IdonottellherasDr.BernardHazelhofsaysthiswouldbeimpolite.Hereisalistofwhateatontheothernights.Mondays–GlickspotatoKnish.Tuesday–YiddelsNoodleKugel.Wednesdays–CaptainSalty’sFishdtix.Thursdays-YentlsCheezyBlintz.AndFridays–ChickenNuggets.OnSaturdaynightsIcreatemyownrecipes.LastweekIinventedcannedspaghettihamburgers.Recipesarelikemathematicalequations.Dr.BernardHazelhoftoldmeyoushouldneverweightmorethanyourrefrigeratorandtonevereatanytingbiggerthanyourhead.Iwasateawatermelonbiggerthanmyheadbutnotallatonce. Commentbyd:[spə'ɡeti]意大利面Doyouhaveanyweightlostsuggestions?myovereatersanonymousmeetingdon’tseemworkingandjustmakemetense.Itwouldbegoodiftherewasa“fatfairy”.Shewouldbeabitlikethetoothfairybutwouldsuckoutyourfat. Commentbyd:吸走Ivysaysshe’sonlya“littlebit”blindbutIthinksheisveryblind.Sheshouldgetacanelikeothervision-impairedpeople.Shecouldmaketheendpointyandcollectrubbishatthesametime.IthinkIwillwritealettertothemayorandsuggestthis.Hewillbeveryimpressed.Ivysaysshedoesn’tneedacanebecauseshehasagoodsenseofsmell.Shesaysshecouldfindmewithhereyesstapledshut.ShesaysIsmelllikeliquoriceandoldbooks.Ithinkshesmellslikecoughmedicineandurine.IhavetoldherthisasDr.BernardHazelhofsaidthiswouldalsobeimpolite. Commentbyd:['steipl]订书钉钉住 Commentbyd:['likəris] 甘草 Commentbyd:['juərin]尿PeopleoftenthinkI’mtactlessandrude.Icannotunderstandhowbeinghonestcanbe…improper.MaybethisiswhyIdon’thaveanyfriends,ofcourseexceptforyou. Commentbyd:['tæktlis]笨拙的 Commentbyd:不合适的，下流的Arealfriendhasbeenoneofmythreegoalsinlife.TheothertwoaretoowneveryNobletandalifetimesupplyofchocolate.Dr.BernardHazelhofsaysitisgoodtohavegoalsbutnotstupidoneslikemine.Ihavenowrunoutofthingstotellyou.Please,writesoon.YourfriendinAmerican,MaxJerryHorowitz.Ps.Donotworryaboutnotsmiling.MymouthhardlyeversmilesbutitdoesnotmeanIamnotsmilinginsidemybrain.Pps.Pleasefindenclosedafrisbee,somechocolatepoprocks,whichyoushouldeatwithcola,andanillustrationofturtlefromoneofmynationalgeographics. Commentbyd:['tə:tl]海龟Ppps.Didyouknowthatturtlescanbreathethroughtheiranuses? Commentbyd:['einəs]肛门（Marywritebackimmediately）DearMax,WhenItoldBernieCliffordI’llbeinchargeofallthechocolateinheavenandhewouldn’tgetany,hecried.Ialsohidedsomedog’spoohisbitofthesandpit. Commentbyd:沙坑YouradviceisgreatandI’vegotajobdeliveringpamphletssoIcansavetocomeandseeyou.Iamsadtohearyouarefat.MumsaysIamfattooandI’mgrowinguptobeaheifer，whichIthinkisatypeofcow.Maybeyoushouldonlyeatthingsbeginningwiththeletterofeachday.OnMondaysyoucouldonlyeatmilkshakes,marshmallowsand…mustard. Commentbyd:['hefə]小母牛 Commentbyd:['mʌstəd]芥茉酱Formybirthday,mymumbakedacakeanddadgavemeacamera.IhopeyoulikethephotosIsent.ThefirstoneisofEthel,whoatesometinsel.ThenextoneisofmyselfafterIatethechocolatepoprockswiththecola,likeyousaid.NextisLen.He’sstilltryinghardnottobeafraidofoutsideandconquerhishomophobia.ThenextoneisofdadinhisshedandthenoneofthetimesIcoveredmumwhileshewasasleepinherstickerthathelpherstopsmoking.Next,whenIgotmyslinkycaughtinmyhair.ThenoneofthetimeSonnydiggeduphiswife,Cher.AndfinallyaphotoofmyotherneighborDamianPopodopolous.He’saGreekandsmellslikelemondishwashingliquidandhisshinissmooth,likethebackofaspoon.Mumsayshe’sawogandhasastutterandcan’tevensayhisownsurname.Shesaysyouhavetohithimonthebackoftheheadtogethiswordsout.(P-p-p-p…Popodopolous).IwishhewasmyboyfriendandwecanbeinloveanddosexinglikeKatherineRamsaytoldmebehindthebikeshed.Shesaidwhentwopeoplego“nuddy”andruboneachothertomakebabies.Itoldhershe’saliarandwouldgotohellandburnliketoast‘cosbabiesreallycomefrombeerglassesandeggslaidbyrabbitsandnunsand“prosti-tubes”.Shesaidladiesgetknockedupandbakebabiesintheirstomachsfor2yearstilltheyspurtouttheir“vag-eye-ners”withbloodandtinnedspaghetti. Commentbyd:金属丝 Commentbyd:贴纸 Commentbyd:['stʌtə]结巴 Commentbyd:姓Haveyougota