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传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士，他的功夫无人能敌。他浪但现在不是放松的时候，面对石门山一万疯狂大军时，当务之急是……迹江湖，行侠仗义。Legendtellsofalegendarywarrior,whosekungfuButhangingoutwouldhavetowait.Cuzwhenyou'reskillswerethestuffoflegend.HetravelledthelandfacingthetenthousanddemonsofDemonMountain.Thereisonlyonethingthatmatters,andinsearchofworthyfoes.that's...既然你这么爱吃，试吃看看我的拳头如何！你该起床不然要迟到了！啥？！！Iseeyouliketochew.Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist.Po!Getup!You'llbelateforwork.What?Po...Getup!阿波，快起床！武士一言未发，因为他嘴里塞满了食物。然后他一口吞下，阿波，你在那干嘛呢？说：“少啰唆！接招吧！”Thewarriorsaidanythingforhismouthwasfull.Hey,Po.Whatareyoudoingupthere?Thenheswallowed.Andthenhespoke.Enoughtalk.Ahh..Nothing.没干嘛！Shashabooey!Let'sfight.猴子！螳螂！他的招招致命，敌人都被强光和恐惧弄瞎了眼睛！仙鹤！毒蛇！老虎！Hewassodeadlyinfact,thathisenemieswillgoMonkey,Mantis,Crane,Viper,Tigress...Roarrrr!Ahh...blindfromoverexposuretopureawesomeness.阿波，快点，你要迟到了！我看不见了！他武功盖世！Myeyes!He'stooawesome!Po.Let'sgo.You'relateforwork.Coming!我来了！我们该怎么报答你呢？也很有魅力。Andattractive.Howcanwerepayyou?SorryDad.对不起，老爸。路见不平，拔刀相助，何足挂齿！我去也！对不起又不能做面条。你刚才在楼上干嘛呢那么吵？Thereisnochargeforawesomeness,orattractiveness.Kabooey!Sorrydoesn'tmaketheNoodles.Whatwereyoudoingupthere?Allthatnoise?从未有一个熊猫无论遇到多少对手，没有人可以打败他！没什么，做了个疯狂的梦而已。即使是打败天下无敌能像他一样既受人敬畏又受人爱戴。Oh...nothing.Justhadacrazydream.关于什么的梦？你梦到什么了？手的盖世五侠，也对他佩服得五体投地。Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced.TheywereAboutwhat?Uh?Whatwereyoudreamingabout?nomatchforhisbodacity.Neverbeforehadapanda我梦到……面条了beensofeared,andsoloved.EventhemostheroicWhatwasI...Iwasdreamingabouta...Noodles.TheofChina,FuriousFive.Bowedininheroesallrespecttothisgreatmaster.面条？你真的梦到面条了？没问题！什么时候一起出去放松放松。Noodles?Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?Weshouldhangout.Agreed.烫是啊，不然我还能梦什么？当心面汤很！-1-Uhh...Ya,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?因为那个梦想愚蠢得很，你能想象我做豆腐是什么样子Oh,careful.Thatsoupis-sharp!我豆腐？我绝不会干！我的儿子终于梦到了面条，你不知道为了我们都有自己的宿命，吗？呵呵，太令人高兴了，的地盘就是这，而你的……这一刻，我已经等待了多久。这是个好兆头，阿波。Oh,becauseitwasastupiddream.CanyouimaginethenoodlesonfinallyhavingOh...happyday.Mymemakingtofu?Ha,ha,ha.TofuNo,weallhaveourdream.Youdon'tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment.Thisisasign,Po.placeinthisworld.Myishereandyoursis.....Iknowishere.Uh...asignofwhat?我知道，也是这。什么事情的兆头？号桌！微笑服务哦！7号和12你就要准备好继承我的神秘配方汤的神秘配方了，然后2号9号不对！是stable2,5,7and12.Servicewithasmile.No,it'实现你的命运，接管这间餐馆。就像我从我父亲那继承，干得好，徒弟们，你们让我失望的本领真好！娇虎，不够他又继承自他的父亲，又是他和朋友打麻将赢来的。不够灵巧；毒蛇，仙鹤，再高点；凶狠；大猴，加快速度；Youarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredientofmysecretingredientsoup.螳螂……overdestinyandtakeyouAndthenwillfulfillyourtoweretryingdone,students,iftherestaurant.JustasItookitoverfrommyfatheryouWellferocity.Tigress,youneedmorewhotookitoverfromhisfather,whowonitfromadisappointme.Monkeygreaterspeed.Crane,height.Viper,subtlety.friendoverinagameofmahjong.Mantis...老爸，别激动，不过是个梦。MasterShifu...师父！Dad,dad,dad.Itwasjustadream.What?血液里都流淌着这不是一般的梦。干嘛？我们是面条世家，不，面汤。乌龟大师有请！It...itsMasterOogway,hewantstoseeyou.No,itwastheDream.Wearenoodlefolk,brothrunsthroughourveins.乌龟大师，您召见我？出了什么事？比如除了做你有没有想过……去干点别的，但是，老爸，IssomethingMasterOogway,yousummonedme?wrong?面条之外的什么事儿？一定得有要事，才能见见自己的老朋友吗？wannadotknow...ButDad,didn'tyouever...Idon'towantformetoWhysomethingelse?Something,besidenoodles.mustsomethingbewrongseemyoldfriend?去实际上，想当年我年轻气盛时，也曾想过要离家出走，So,nothingiswrong?这么说来……没事？学做豆腐。。Well,Ididn'tsaythat.我可没那么说thoughtIandwhenActually,Iwasyoungcrazy.aboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.Youweresaying?你是想说……Sowhydidn'tyou?为什么没去呢？我有一个预感……泰狼要回来了。-2-Ihavehadavision.TaiLungwillreturn.Excuseme.Sorry.不好意思，借过。这不可能！他身处狱中！Oo...oosorry.Hey,watchitPo.嘿，看着点，阿波。Thatisimpossible.He'sinprison.Nothingisimpossible.Sorry.Aah...Oop!万事皆有可能！对不起，卡住了。曾先生，火速飞去桃岗监狱，叫他们把狱守数量加倍，把抱歉，没关系，实在对不起……Sorry,athousandpardon.武器加倍，把一切都加倍！绝不能让泰狼逃出来！快看！乌龟大师要比武挑选神龙大侠了，就在今天。大家Zeng,flytoChorh-GomPrison.Andtellthemtodoubletheguards,doubletheweapons,double等了几中原雷霆五虎之一将被授予神龙卷轴。快去玉殿，everything.TaiLungdoesnotleavethatprison.Yes,MasterShifu.是，师父！拿碗走就行！千年终于等到今天，这是武林史上的一大盛命中注定的事，躲也躲不过。事，别管钱了，快走吧。OneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoWhat?MasterOogwayischoosingtheDragonWarrior,today.Everyone,everyone,go!avoidit.GettotheJadePalace!Oneofthefiveisgoingtogetthe我们必须有所行动，如果泰狼真的回谷报仇，他会……他Dragon'sScroll.We'vebeenwaitingathousandyearsforthis.Justtakethebowl!Thisisthegreatest会……dayinKungFuhistory!Don'tworryaboutit.Justgo!Wehavetodosomething.Wecan'tjusthavehim阿波，你要上哪去？marchinthevalley.Andtakehisrevenge.He'll,he'll...Po!Whereareyougoing?上玉殿去。你的心好似这潭湖水，老朋友。如果波澜起伏就会模糊TotheJadePalace.不清；心如止水，其道自现。带上你的面条小车。Yourmindislikethiswatermyfriend.WhenitisButyou'reforgettingyournoodlecart.itbecomesdifficulttosee.Butifyouallowagitated，整个山谷的村民都会上那去，我们的面条就能卖疯了！ittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.ThewholevalleywillbethereandyouwillsellTheDragon'sscroll.神龙卷轴！noodlestoallofthem.Itistime.卖面条？时候到了……Sellingnoodles?谁有资格继承这无穷的力量？谁有资格成为但是谁呢？老爸我在想……神龙大侠？ButDad.YouknowIwaskindathinking,maybeI....who?ButWhoisworthythewithtrustedtobeDragonbecomeTothepower?tosecretlimitlessYa?什么？Warrior.Iwaskindathinking,maybeI...Idon'tknow.或许我可以……我不知道。-3-Ahh...Haa..?嗨，别关，还有我呢！啊哈？把门打开！让我进去！No,no,no,wait!I'mcoming.Hey!Openthedoor.我们还能卖点豆糕，豆糕放着都快坏了！Letmein!Couldalsosellthebeanbuns.They'reabouttogo猴仙鹤和平谷的村民们，很荣幸为你们介绍，老虎毒蛇bad.That'smyboy!这才是我的儿子！子螳螂。传说中的雷霆五侠！CitizensoftheValleyofPeace.Itismygreathonour我就说那个梦是个好兆头！topresenttoyou,Tigress,Viper,Crane,Monkey,Mantis.TheFuriousFive!Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign.Ya...GladIhadit.哇，中原雷霆五虎！没错，做这个梦真好！Yeah,theFuriousFive!Aah..aah...ouch!makungfuwarrior!I'我是武林高手！Warriors,prepare!请各就各位！Me,too!我也是！Wait.No.Oh,peeky-hole!等等，不，哦，可以偷窥！Almostthere.加油，加油，就快到了。Readyforbattle.比武即将开始！Oh,No!No!What?啊？不是吧！Thethousandtonsoffire!千龙喷火！我们先走了，阿波，会给你带纪念品的。Wow...Lookatthat!快看那招式！SorryPo.We'llbringyoubackasouvenir.Hey!Getoutoftheway!那怎么行，我要给自己带回个纪念品！闪开点！嘿!No,I'llbringmebackasouvenir.最后上场的是，悍娇虎！今天将会是历史性的一天，是吧，乌龟大师？Andfinally,MasterTigress.It'sahistoricday.Isn'tit,MasterOogway?相信我，村民们。你们还没见到真正的绝招。是啊，没想到我能活着看到这天。你的徒弟们都准备好了Believemecitizens,youhavenotseenanythingyet.Iknow!还用你说！吗？Yes.AndoneIfearedIwouldnotlivetosee.Are悍娇虎，冷峻的面容，强健的臂膀和致命的利爪。yourstudentsready?Yes,MasterOogway.好了，乌龟大师。MasterTigress!Face，IronArms，anditsBladesofDeath.还我选中的人不但会给山谷带来安宁，老朋友。记好了，我感觉到神龙大侠就在我们中间！能抚平你的心灵。IsensetheDragonWarriorisamongus.Nowknowthisoldfriend.WhomeverIchosewillnot和平谷的村民们，乌龟大师将挑选神龙大侠的继承者。onlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou.CitizensoftheValleyofPeace,MasterOogwaywillLetthetournamentbegin!武林大会正式开始！nowchoosetheDragonWarrior.-4-Stop,wait.Whotoldyouto...等等，停！谁让你们……啥！不，不，等一等！有了！Hah...butta...No,no,nowait!Yeah!绝不可能解决我们的乌龟大师，等一下。那个大肥熊猫Po!Whatareyoudoing?你在干什么！阿波完全问题！你是要指小虎的，结果那东西掉到了她面前。WhatdoesitlooklikeI'mdoing?你说我在干嘛？是个巧合！别吹！别吹！我要去看神龙大侠！MasterOogway,wait.Thatcrabbypandacan'tpossiblybetheanswertoourStop!Stop!I'mgoingtoseetheDragonWarrior!problem.YouwereabouttopointatTigress,andthatthingfellinfront我不明白你怎么了，你好不容易才做了关于面条的梦！ofher.Thatwasjustanaccident.ButIdon'tunderstand,youfinallyhavethenoodleTherearenoaccidents.世间无巧合！dream.我撒谎了，我没梦到面条，老爸。我爱武功！恕我们无能，师父。我们辜负了您！Ilied.Idon'tdreamaboutnoodles,Dad.IloveKungForgiveus,Master.Wehavefailedyou.Fu...uuu!先别急，若明早之前这个熊猫还未自行退出，那就是我辜。好了，儿子，回去工作吧负了你！Ohcomeonson.Let'sgetbacktowork.No.Ifthepandahasnotquitbymorning,thenIwillHeay...okay.Ahh...aahh...aah.！好吧。啊！！！！havefailedyou.Po!...Comeback.刀下留人，我是来送信的，我带来了师父的信！回来！儿子！我是要……我在哪？你在指什么？对不起，我只想看看谁Wait,wait,wait!Ibringamessage，fromMasterShifu.成为了神龙大侠。你说什么？要我们把狱守数量加倍？还要增加额外防范Oh...What'sgoingon?Where...Whatareyoupointing...?Oh.Okay.Sorry.Ijustwantedtoseewho你怀疑我的监狱不措施？“监狱防卫设施可能不够”？theDragonWarriorwas?Howinteresting!真有意思！安全？What?Doubletheguard.Extraprecautions.Your乌龟大师，您是在指我吗？prisonmaynotbeadequate?Youdoubtmyprisonsecurity?Master,areyoupointingatme?Who?Him.当然不是！是师父对此不我在指他。放心指谁？，我只是个送信的。Absolutelynot!Shifudoes.I'mjustthemessenger.You.Me?我？就是你！那帮我回个话，从啸岗监狱逃跑简直是天方夜谭。惊人吧！上苍给我们派来了神龙大侠！I'llgiveyouamessageforyourMasterShifu.EscapefromChordomprisonisimpossible.TheuniversehasbroughtustheDragonWarrior.Impressiveisn'tit?What?What?What?What?怎么可能？？？？惊人至极！-5-Yes,veryimpressive.It'sveryveryimpressive.Okay,I'lltellhimthat.我会传达的！进出都只有一条道，一千个狱守监视一个犯人。Hmm...Canwepleasegonow?能离开这了吗？Onewayin.Andonewayout.Onethousandguardsandoneprisoner.等一下！这里面可能有点小误会，似乎每个人都认为我我知道，但这个犯人可是……泰狼。是……Yes,exceptthatprisonerisTaiLung.Oh.Waitasecond.IthinktherehasbeenaslightTakeusdown.把我们放下去！mistake.EveryoneseemstothinkI'merr...Whatareyoudoing?!Ohmy...哇塞!这不是隐秘的侠者之殿吗？不是吧……你干嘛啊！！天哪！Ahh...TheSecretHallofWarriors.Noway.Behold,TaiLung.这就是泰狼！看这，犀牛大侠的盔甲，还有打仗留下的伤痕！我还是在这里等你吧。Lookatthisplace.MasterFlying-Rhino'sarmour.Withauthenticbattledamage!I'llumm...I'lljustwaitrighthere.英雄之剑！听说锋利到看一眼都会被割伤，哇……没什么好怕的，安全的很。十字弓，随时待命！It'snothingtoworryabout.It'sperfectlysafe.Wow...theSwordofHeroes.Saidtobesosharp,youcancutyourselfjustbylooking...Aah!...Oww!Crossbows,attheready!Crossbows?!无形命运戟！十字弓？！TheinvisibleTridentofDestiny.而这,小子，听说没？乌龟大师终于找人继承神龙卷轴了我只看过这幅画的赝品！个人必须不是你！Uuhhs...I'veonlyseenpaintingsofthatpainting.Hey,toughguy.Didyouhear?Oogwayisfinally！整个天蜀军尽在其中。传说中不会吧！“低语武士之梦”gonnagivesomeonetheDragonScroll,andit'snotgonnabeyou.No!Oh...ThelegendaryUrnofWhisperingWarriors.SaidtocontainsoulsoftheentireTenshuArmy.你在干嘛？别激怒他！Hello?有人在吗？Whatareyoudoing?Don'tgethimmad.Haveyoufinishedsightseeing?他能把我怎么样他连一根指头都动不了。你游览完了吗？Whatishegonnadoaboutit?对不起，我应该第一个就来看你的。I'vegothimcompletelyimmobilised.Sorry.Ishouldhavecometoseeyoufirst.哦啊，我是不是踩到小豹豹的尾巴了？Mypatienceiswearingthin.我没什么耐心！Oh...DidIsteponthewoolykiddy'stail?行了，我看够了！我会转达师父没什么好担心的。呵呵，我看，反正你也跑不掉。I'mgood!I'veseenenough.I'mgonnatellShifuheWell.Imean,it'snotlikeyouaregoinganywhere.hasgotnothingtoworryabout.Wouldyouturnaround.转过身来。No,hedoesn't.没错，他完全不必担心！Sure.Hey,howisitgoing?行啊！你好！-6-Thosearesensitiveintheflabbyparts.……师父，怎么是你！你是怎么把5000还有这个二逼的肚子，也不注意个人卫生！Howdoyouget5000...MasterShifu!...Ooh!...Andthisridiculousbelly.Andutterdisregardfor有人把花瓶砸了，我会把它补好的。你有胶水吗？personalhygiene.Someonebrokethat,butI'mgonnafixit...I'll...嘿，等等，你有点过了……Doyouhavesomeglue...Hey...whooo...Nowwaitaminute.扎到我了！~噢~啊!噢That'salittleuncalledfor...Whooo....Aah...ouch...ooo!I'veasplinter.别站那么近，我都闻到你的口臭了。你就是传说中的神龙大侠嗯?Don'tstandthatclose.Icansmellyourbreath.SoyouarethelegendaryDragonWarrior?Hmm...听着，是乌龟大师说我……Ahh,Iguessso?呃！大概是吧！Listen,OogwaysaidthatIwasthe...吴曦拈花指，别，别，吴曦拈花指。除非你能错！你不是神龙大侠，也不可能成为神龙大侠，Uh...theWushiFingerHold.Never...MasterShifu领悟神龙卷轴中的奥义。don't...Wrong!YouarenottheDragonWarrior.噢!你也知道这一招？YouwillneverbetheDragonWarrioruntilyouhavelearnedthesecretoftheDragonscroll.Haa...oh...Youknowthishold?由吴曦大师于第三朝时创立，是的！哇噢！那，我该怎么做？你有没梯子，蹦床之类的？Wow...so...Howdoesthiswork?DevelopedbyMasterWushiinthe3rdDynasty.Yes.Doyouhavealadder,oratrampolineor...?那你也该知道我一弯小指头会是什么滋味喽？你太天真了，以为我会就这样把无穷力量的奥秘告诉你？Oh.ThenyoumustknowwhathappenswhenIflexmypinky.'sthateasy?ThatI'mjustgonnaUmph...Youthinkithandyouthesecrettolimitlesspower?No,no,no...不要！不要！No!I...不是，我……那你知道最难的是什么吗？最难的是事后清理你的残骸！你不可能是这这个人首先要练成上乘武功，但是很显然，Youknowthehardestpartofthis?Thehardestpartiscleaningupafterwards.样的人！Humm...Okay.Okay,takeiteasy.好的，别冲动！OnemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofKungFuandthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeone但如果我乌龟大师也许选中了你，你给我听好了，熊猫。likeyou.Someonelikeme?我这样的人？我向你保证，那时你会希望他当初压根儿没看不上你了，是啊！看看你自己，大屁股，肥胳膊！选你！懂吗？Yes!Lookatyou!Thisfatbutt!Flabbyarms!Nowlistenclosely,Panda.Oogwaymayhavepickedyou,butwhenI'mthroughwithyou,...Ipromiseyou,这是肥胖部位中最敏感的地方了。you'regoingtowishhehadn't.Areweclear?-7-是的，懂了，完全了解！你们比市面上你们的玩偶大多了。除了你，螳螂，你的玩Yes,we'reclear,we'reclear.Wearesoclear.。偶和你差不多很好，我等不及要开始了。You'resomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures.Exceptforyou,Mantis.Good.Hmm,Hmm,Hmm.Ican'twaittogetstarted.You'reaboutthesame.Let'sbegin.来吧，熊猫，给我们看看你有什么能耐。开始吧。Goahead,Panda.Showuswhatyoucando.Wait,wait,wait.What?Now?等等。什么？现在？他们也要看？还是等他们回去练功后，我再开始或是……你也不是神龙是的，现在。除非你觉得乌龟大师错了人，Ahh...Aretheygonnawatch,orshouldIjustwaituntiltheygetbacktoworkorsomething?大侠。出手吧。Yesnow.UnlessyouthinkthatthegreatOogwaywaswrongandyouarenottheDragonWarrior.Hitit.休息一下后效果会更好。正在消化，好的，好吧！我不知道这些招数我是不是都会。我刚吃的饱饱，Oh,Okay.Well,Idon'tknowifIcan,IcandoallofOkay,Imean,Ijustate,andsoI'mstilldigesting,somyKungFumaynotbeasgoodaslateron.thosemoves.Justhitit.!出招就是了不试试怎么知道呢？Well,ifwedon'ttry,wewillneverknow,willwe?因为高手在此！你招惹好吧！你算什么？你什么都不是也没错，不过我们或许该找个更适合我水平的你能无影脚就要来了，我兄弟们？尝尝我的雷霆之怒吧。Yes,it'sjust,maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedtomylevel.眼花缭乱了吧？没见过熊拳来啊，看你怎么应付无影脚！Andwhatlevelisthat?你是什么水平？吧？你只见过螳螂拳，猴拳，或者出其不意的蛇拳。你知道，我又不是大师……就最基础的开始吧，零基础的。Allright!What'dyougot?You'vegotnothingcos'Igotitrightnotamaster,but...let'sjusthere.Youpickingonmyfriends?Getknow...WellyouI'mreadytofeelthestartatzero,levelzero.thunder.Comeon,crazyfeet.What'reyougoingtodoaboutcrazyfeet?呵呵，没有最零基础这个东西。Comeon.I'mablur.I'mablur.You'veneverseenBearstyle.You'veonlyOh,no.Thereisnosuchthingaslevelzero.seenPrayingMantis.OrMonkeyStyle.OrimaginesneakedSnake.嗨！也许我可以从这里起步。Wouldyouhitit!你到底打还是不打！Hey,maybeIcanstartwiththat.Alright.Alright.那个？这是训练小孩子用的。天热的时候也可以用来抵好的！好的！门。但如果你坚持的话……再来一次好吗？用力点！That?WeusethatfortrainingchildrenandpoppingWhydon'tyoutryitagain?Alittleharder.thedooropenwhenitishot.Butifyouinsist...How'sthat?Oohhh...这下怎么样……Wow...TheFuriousFive.哇噢，雷霆五虎！-8-Oh,thathurts!我只是……今天不比以往啊！功夫需要苦练，是吗？你二疼死了！头肌酸了吗？看来会比我想象的容易多了。isFustuffjust..er...Someday...eh?TheKungThiswillbeeasierthanIthought.Iwashardwork,right?Yourbicepssore.我的蛋蛋啊……我有点晕啊……太硬了！我今天既累又失望，所以……是啊，现在应该睡觉了！MyThosenauseous!arehard!I'mfeelingalittleday,disappointingdayandrathertenders.I'vehadalongso...er...Yeah,Ishouldprobablygettosleepnow.我表现如何？Ya...Ya...Ya...Ofcourse.是！是！当然HowdidIdo?Okay.Thanks.现在终于有零基础这个东西了。谢谢！Thereisnowalevelzero.以寡敌众哭泣河之役你们打的太棒了！我太崇拜你们了！没错！--我无话可说。无所畏惧！snowords.-Nodenyingthat.-There'It'sjust,I'msuchabigfan.Youguysweresototally我都不懂乌龟大师到底是怎么想的！amazingatthebattleoftheWeepingRiver.didn'tBut,youAwhatunderstandMasterOogwaywasthousandtoone.Outnumbered.Idon'tstop.Youjust,....thinking.Oh.Sorryaboutthat.不好意思。那个傻孩子都要没命了Thepoorguyisgonnagethimselfkilled.听着，你不属于这里。那个神龙大侠，他无比强大，驾着火球从天而降！Ahh...Look,youdon'tbelonghere.theoffelloutWarriorissomighty.TheDragonHe我知道，我知道，你说的对。我不具备……我只是……我skyinaballoffire.他走路的时候，大地都在颤抖。一直都梦想着……You'reright.Idon'thaveit.Er...Iknow,Iknow.Whenhewalks,theverygroundshakes.Ijust...Mywholelife,Idreamedof...本以为乌龟大师会选一个懂武功的人这间屋子，，不，不，不。我是指的是你不属于“这里”OnewouldthinkthatMasterOogwaywouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknewKungFu.灵鹤的地盘。至少也是能摸到自己脚趾的人啊。No,no,no.Imeantyoudon'tbelonghere,Imeaninthisroom.Butthisismyroom.PropertyofCrane.Yes.Orcouldatleasttouchhistoes.Oh,okayright,right.Orevenseehistoes.好的！好的！或者能看到自己的脚趾。Okay.Great!你想睡觉，我还在打扰你，明天还有很多事。好的。别出动静！好的，我最后再说一遍，你帅呆了，再见！Ohhey.Hi.You'reup?嗨！还没睡啊？-mkeepingyouup.'So...Ya,youwannagettosleep.Imnow.'I现在醒了！--9-We'vegotbigthingstomorrow.Upset?I'mnotupset.WhywouldyouthinkthatI'mupset?lastthingI'mgonnaAlright.Youareawesome.Thesay.Okay,bye-bye.Sowhyareyouupset?那么你为什么不开心呢？Whatwasthat?什么？我大概是武林史上最差劲的了,中原史上最差劲的，差劲我什么都没说。史上最差劲的。Ididn'tsayanything.Iprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinthe好的，好的，晚安！做个好梦！historyofKungFu.InthehistoryofChina.Inthehistoryofsucking.Okay.Alright.Goodnight.Sleepwell.Probably.大概吧！有点尴尬了……Seemedalittlebitawkward.师父怎么他们恨透我了。还有那五个人，你真该去看看，悍娇虎大侠，我不是故意吵醒你的，只是……我没可能把我变成神龙大侠呢？我又不像雷霆五虎那样，MasterTigress,Ididn'tmeantowakeyou.Justa...你不属于这里！就连幻影螳螂都有那样的有利爪，没有翅膀，没有毒液，Youdon'tbelonghere.胳膊。也许我应该放弃，回家做面条算了。是的，是的，当然，这是你的房间。AndtheFive...man,youshould'veseenthem,theytotallyhateAhya...ya,ofcourse...Thisisyourroom...me.Totally.How'sShifuevergoingtoturnmeintotheDragonWarrior?ImeanI'mnotlike如果你真我是指，你不属于玉殿。你简直是功夫的耻辱，theFive,I'vegotnoclaws.Nowings,novenom.EvenMantisgotthosethingies.MaybeIshouldjust的尊敬我们，尊敬我们的武功，就该在天亮前离开。quitandgobacktomakingnoodles.Imean,youdon'tbelongintheJadePalace.你太在乎过去和将来了，别做面条。放弃，别放弃，面条，You'readisgracetoKungFu,andifyouhaveanyrespectforwhoweare,andwhatwedo,youwillbe俗语说，过去的，已经过去了。未来的还未可知现在，今gonebymorning.Bigfan.我是你的忠实粉丝！天却是上苍的礼赠。我们可以把握的是当下。Quit.Don'tquit.Noodles.Don'tnoodles.Youaretoo看来你找到了神秘的智慧桃树了嘛？concernedwithwhatwasandwhatwillbe.There'sasaying.Yesterdayishistory,tomorrowisamystery,haveIseeyoufoundtheSecretPeachTreeofButtodayisagift.ThatisHeavenlyWisdom.whyitiscalledthepresent.这是智慧桃树？对不起，我以为只是棵普通的桃树呢。OhNo!噢！不Isthatwhatthisis?I'msosorry.Ithoughtitwasjustaregularpeachtree.What'shappening?发生什么了？我明白，你不开心就会吃东西。发射弓弩手Iunderstand,youeatwhenyouareupset.Toyourbattlestations!Go!Go!Go!?我为什么要不开心呢不开心我没不开心啊FireCross-Bows!Fire!Fire!发射！-10-泰狼自由了，我必须去警告师父！早上好，师父，我先热热身！TaiLung'sfree.ImustwarnShifu.Haa...hey.GoodMorningMaster.IthoughtI'dwarmupalittle.哪也不准去！他也是！ou'restuck.Y是卡住了吧。Youarenotgoinganywhere.Neitherishe!Letgoofme.让我走吧！卡住了？不，不是，怎么会！是的，我是被卡住了。Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck?No...Thisisoneofthe...Bringitup!Wait!Bringitback!升起来！把他打回去！Ya...I'mstuck.He'scomingthisway.Helphim.帮帮他。他过来了！Hewon'tgetfar.Archers!Ohdear.天哪！他过不来的！弓箭手！WeDead.Sovery,verydead.数三声一起用力一、二、三死定了，这下死无全尸了！!谢谢！Maybeonthree.One,two,....Thankyou.Ha.Notyet,we'renot.Now!现在说还早了，火箭发射！Don'tmentionit.不客气！Canwerunnow?现在能跑了吗？Noreally.Iappreciateit...不，我真的很感谢……Yes.是的。……Ever.不要跟我说谢谢回去告诉真高兴师父把你送来了，我还以为我被忘了呢。你真的指望一夜之间就学会劈山腿吗？他们真正的神龙大侠要回家了。Youactuallythoughtyoucouldlearntodoafullsplitinonenight.IamgladShifusentyou.IwasbeginningtothinkI'dbeenforgotten.Flybackthereandtellthem,thereal敏捷性要训练很多年，运用到实战，也要花很多年。DragonWarrioriscominghome.Ittakesyearstodevelopone'sflexibility.AndyearsGoodMorning,Master.早安，师父。longertoapplyitincombat.放下！流血的指节跟断掉的骨头才是该收集的纪念品！熊猫！熊猫！醒醒！呵呵，他放弃了。Panda!Panda!Wakeup!Hmm...He'squit.Putthatdown!Theonlysouvenirswecollectdownherearebloodyknucklesandbrokenbones.师父？熊猫走了，那谁来做神龙大侠呢？现在该怎么办，好的，很好。我们开始吧！Whatdowedonow?MasterwiththePandagone?WhowillbetheDragonWarrior?Yaa...ha...ha...ha.Excellent!Let'sgetstarted.Areyouready?准备好了吗！相信到时候，我们只有努力修炼，真正的神龙大侠自然会Iwasbornready...Oww!一生下来就准备好了……出现。Allwecandoisresumeourtrainingandtrustthatin抱歉！我以为你准备好了。time,thetrueDragonWarriorwillberevealed.Oww!...Oh!.I'msorrybrother.IthoughtyousaidyouWhatareyoudoinghere?你在这干什么？wereready.-11-Fat?肥肉？太酷了！再来一次行吗？Thatwasawesome!Let'sgoagain!Fur!Iwasgoingtosayfur.皮毛，我要说的是皮毛。之前都是手下留情，熊猫。但是到此为止。你下一个对手Sureyouwere.当然了！是我。我怎么会凭体形裁定谁是高手呢？看看我……我在这。I'vebeentakingiteasyonyouPandabutnomore.WhoamItojudgeawarriorbasedonhissize?SoIYournextopponent...willbeme.mean,lookatme.I'moverhere.Haa...aah...太好了，耶！开始吧！也许你该再好好看看这个。Alright.Ya...Let'sgo!Maybeyoushouldtakealookatthisagain.Stepforth!来啊！Ohh...Okay.Oouch!对，好的。制胜的关键就在于找到敌人的弱点，然后狠狠打击。别扎了，别扎了！Thetruepathtovictoryistofindyouropponent'sweakness.Andmakehimsufferforit.Stop!Stopit!Eee...ouch!Ohyeah.我知道师父其实是想启发我，耶！但如果我不了解他的话，还以为他是要甩掉我。借力打力，直到他倒下或是认输。Totakehisstrengthanduseitagainsthim.UntilheIknowMasterShifuistryingtoinspiremeandall.ButifIdidn'tknowanybetter,I'llsayhe'stryingtofinallyfallsorquits.getridofme.但真正的勇士从不认输，别担心，师父，我不会认输的。师父看上去很冷漠，但是他以前并不是这样的。据说师父Butarealwarriorneverquits.Don'tworryMaster,Iwillneverquit.之前一直是笑容可掬的人。他要是聪明的话，就不会再爬上来了。Iknowhecanseemkindofheartless.Aaahh...!Butyouknowhewasn'talwaysIfheissmarthewon'tcomebackupthosesteps.likethat.AccordingtolegendtherewasonceatimewhenMasterShifuButhewill.但他会再来的。actuallyusedtosmile...He'snotgonnaquit,ishe?No...不是吧！他不会放弃的，是吗？真的，但是在那件事发生之后……至少不会放弃弹跳，瞧瞧他！He'snotgonnaquitbouncing.I'lltellyouthat.Yes,butthatwasbefore...Beforewhat?什么事？你不是说针灸会让我感觉好一点的吗？Oouch!IthoughtyousaidaccupuncturewillmakeBeforeTaiLung.泰狼叛乱！mefeelbetter.确实会，只是不太好找穴位。特别是在这身……我们不该谈论他。Trustmeitwill.It'sjustnoteasyfindingtherightAah...ya.Wearenotreallysupposedtotalkabouthim.nervepointsunderallthis...-12-Thatisit!如果他要待在这里，就应该知道这些。等等，我的错！不小心扎到他的颜面神经了。心脏说不定Wellifheisgoingtostayhere,heshouldnow.我知道泰狼！他是师父的一个徒弟，第一个精通上千种武也被我扎停了……Wait!Myfault!Iaccidentallytweakedhisfacial艺的人。但他变坏了，后来进了监狱。nerve.Andmayhavealsostoppedhisheart.Guys,guys,IknowaboutTaiLung.Hewasastudent.心如止水……心如止水。心如……心如……止水……不管是Thefirsttoevermasterthe1000scrollsofKungFu.Andthenheturnedbad,andnowhe'sinjail.谁弄出这扇翅膀的声音给我安静下来！他不只是一个普通徒弟。他弃婴，师父收留了他，把他当心如……哦！平先生，太棒了。我正想听点好消息！作自己的儿子一样养大。当他展现出武学天赋时，师父就Innerpeace.Innerpeace.Inner...in...in...ininnerpeace.Wouldwhoeverismakingthatflappingsound,说他注定会成就非将武艺传授给了他。师父非常器重他，quietdown.Inner...Quaaa!Oh,Zeng,excellent.Icouldusesomegoodnewsrightnow.但是乌龟凡。泰狼永远都不满足，他渴望得到神龙卷轴。Master.Master.大师！大师！泰狼爆怒之下，大师发现了他心中的邪念，于是拒绝了。Hmm...嗯？毁坏了村庄，企图强夺神龙卷轴。师父必须亲手毁掉他的我有个……很坏的消息！心血，可又怎么下的了手呢？师父一辈子只器重过泰狼一I...I..have...It'sa...It'saverybadnews.啊！师父，只是消息而已。没有好坏之分。也许以后也不会再喜欢哪个徒弟了。现在是他纠正个人，Aah...Shifu.There'sjustnews.Thereisnogoodor此时却蹦出个你教出一个真正的神龙大侠。过往的机会，bad.师父，你的预见没错。泰狼从监狱里逃出来了。正朝这边你大来，一个吊儿郎当的大胖熊猫，觉得这事好像笑话。赶过来。爷啊！Hewasn'tjustastudent.Shifufoundhimasacub.Master,yourvision,yourvisionwasright.TaiLunghasbrokenoutofprison.He'sonhisway.boywhenthehimashisson.AndheAndraisedHehim.tKungFu,Shifurainedshowedtalenti