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Not mainstream bubble girl girls will make the joke classic collect - cold joke big total Not mainstream bubble girl girls will make the joke classic collect - cold joke big total A butterfly broke its wings, but it flew away. Why? ...... Because it's strong A hand grenade, one day it a meal, a qing qing its teeth, suddenly found a thorn between his teeth, it's hard to pull it out, the result is exploded......... One day, an eggplant walked on the street, suddenly a big sneeze, it wiped the snot angry saying: again his mother is in the photo collection photo! Who is best in a fairy tale? Answer: mermaid, because she won't * cheat... A German, a Frenchman, and a Japanese man are going to work in the mine. The boss is an American, and he says to the germans, "you have a good build and you are responsible for the drudgery." "You say you are an engineer and you are responsible for mining," the French said. And he said, "you are small. You are responsible for supplies." And then they start working every other week. A few days later the germans and the French found out that the day was gone. After a long search, they decided to go back to work. When the germans began to work, the Japanese jumped out suddenly and shouted, "Surprise!" -- -- - Xiao Ming's father said to xiao Ming: "if you are good today, dad will take you to the market and watch people eat sweets. -- -- - A foreign student in the United States is driving a driver's license, the road sign indicates to turn left, he is not very sure, ask the examiner: "turn left?" Answer: "right" so... Hung up the.. -- -- - Q: where do users like to shut down? Answer: the ningbo ask: why? A: "sorry, your subscriber has turned off"... -- -- - A frog, it jump jump into a well to a man looks like phone call Go out when he was playing with a man is like a phone call, one day, he hung up There was a man who walked with his feet feeling sour and looked down. He stepped on a lemon! There was a hedgehog, paddling the boat, paddling and drowning. -- -- - 14 of jin yong's books can together as a poem: blowing and the sky white hart, laughing god man lean on blue book spend their honeymoons. / / JK rowling's seven books can also be a sentence: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- One day a snake asked a snake. O b! Do we have poison? & quot; The snake answered: I don't know? What do you want to do with this? The serpent said: Because I had just accidentally bitten my tongue. -- -- - A lumberjack goes to the job foreman: you try the forest in front of you... See how many trees you can see in a minute... .. After a minute... Foreman: wow... Twenty one minute... It's amazing... .. Where did you work before? Worker: the Sahara forest... Foreman: no, no... I've only heard about the Sahara desert... .. Worker: yeah... .. Change the name later! -- -- - Ants walk through the desert. Why leave only one line? Why do they leave two lines when they ride a bicycle ant through the desert? Why do they leave a straight line because the camels that he came back ran across the desert? Because the ant rides it on a bicycle -- -- A pig walks and goes to England, what does it become? Pig -- -- - Chinese students have been in a car accident on a foreign highway, and the traffic police came and said: how are you? I'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police went away, and the students died A group of great scientist to play hide and seek in heaven after death, it's Einstein's turn, he counted 100 opened his eyes, saw everyone hid themselves, only Newton still standing there. Einstein went over and said, "I've got you, newtons." Newton: "no, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "who are you?" Newton: "what do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down at the floor tile of Newton standing on a square of one meter wide. Newton: "this is a square meters under my feet square, and I stood in the above is a Newton per square meter, so you have not Newton, you catch. PASCAL's" -- -- - There are two monsters, a red monster and a green monster. Three bullets to kill the red monster, and one for the blue monster. Now you have a pistol in your hand. There are only two bullets in it. How do you kill two monsters? A: first A bullet to kill the blue monster. The red monster looks green with fear. Then kill it with one bullet left. -- -- -- -- - Besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides Tell you a funny story... a chicken slides down the hill... That's the funny story Interpretation of the And muny and Buddha mora, the man who lost to each other play forehead result has been a Buddha, was playing his finally once sakyamuni won him posing play forehead but such as it, go to the toilet let me first result a go back one thousand years, and the Buddha has been his waiting in a play head posture such as come -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The tomato father and tomato mother and tomato child walk the unpalatable tomato and the mother turn to say: catch up - One day a man watching TV at home, are seeing * *, heard the sound of knocking at the door, then to open the door, only to see a snail, snail, said can give me a cup of water to drink? Man was very angry, a foot kicked the snail went away after a few years, men watch TV at home again hear the knocking at the door, opened the door and saw the snail, the snail said, why are you just kick me? -- -- - The old leadership, how happy ah, you little sister over and over, I was on a business trip not only not little sister, come back to the family together, seven think it will take a tumble to the door and put the sugar, then shout:... "Kids, I'm trying to get your mom to grab candy !!!!!!!!! "-- -- -- -- -- Xiaomei said to her mother, "mom, I don't feel like going to school today... Mom says it's not comfortable there? "I don't know why I always feel like I'm all over the top," she said Q: what is the opposite of the phone Have a meat steamed stuffed bun, one day it to drink, but it was drunk, and then walk it, I hold the pole vomit, blowing blowing it turned into a steamed bread -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest brother is the big hair, the old two is two hair, the old three call what? It's called trihair. ... Because xiao Ming is a woman. -- -- - How many brothers does Aladdin have? 3. Allah, arad, arad. - Q: who was Phelps' favorite Chinese before the Beijing Olympics? Answer: ba jin -- - Liu ruoying chased jay Chou and was rejected by jay Chou in public! Jay said:... Milk tea... I only like youle mei - One person likes to set off firecrackers. During the Spring Festival, he bought a lot of firecrackers to go back. The first one can't be lit; The second one cannot be lit; The third, can't ignite... He tried many firecrackers and didn't light up. He decided to try one more, when he found that the firecrackers were gone. -- -- -- -- - -lastly: what's your last name? A: my name is wei ask: wei what? A: no, my father's name is wei. 1: once there was a man who fished and caught a squid. The squid ask him: you let me, don't bake me to eat. The man said: ok, then I'll ask you a few questions. The squid is very happy to say: you test, you test! Then the man baked the squid. 2: I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered. 3: a foreign student in the United States tests his driver's license, and the road signs indicate left, he is not so sure, he asks the examiner: "Turn left?" Answer: "right" So... Hung up the.. 4: one day, green bean suicide jumped down from the 5th floor, and it ran a lot of blood and became red bean. All the time, it has become a yellow bean. The wound became a scar and finally black beans. The next day came to the school, and the students saw his new hairstyle and laughed: xiao Ming, your head is like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very sorry and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying, he flew... 6: there is a man like an onion, walking and crying... . 7: the little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are the penguin." The little penguin asked his father, "dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's the matter?" "But how do I feel so cold?" 8: there's a pair of corn in love... So they decided to get married... On the wedding day... One corn can't find another corn... The corn is asking the popcorn: do you see our corn? Popcorn: honey, they're wearing wedding dresses... . 9: the teacher played a Beethoven tune in the music class Xiao Ming asked xiao hua, "do you know music?" Xiaohua: "yes" Xiao Ming: "do you know what the teacher is playing?" Xiao hua: "piano." Q: two people fell into the trap. The dead were called dead. A: help! Question: what does cloth and paper fear? Answer: be afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid should. Reason: don't be afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) be afraid should. 12: one day a mother-in-law was in a car... Sitting in the middle of the road doesn't know the way... . The mother-in-law use a stick dozen the driver's bottom to say: this is where? Driver: this is my ass... .. 13: an egg goes to a tea house to drink tea, and it turns into a tea egg. An egg ran to the songhua river to swim, and it turned into a pine egg. An egg ran to shandong and turned into a lu. One egg has no home, and it turns into a wild egg. An egg slipped on the road and fell on the ground and turned into a missile. An egg ran into the yard and turned into a bomb. An egg runs to the top of the qinghai-tibet plateau and turns into a hydrogen bomb. An egg is sick and turns into a villain; An egg is married and turns into a jerk. An egg went swimming in the river and turned into a bomb. An egg went into the flower bushes, and turned into a flower. An egg on a horse, with a knife, used to be a knife. An egg is a mother's, a very ugly one, and the result is a dinosaur egg. An egg is a male, his wife has an adulterous egg outside, and he becomes a bastard. An egg... 14: will the cat climb the tree? Hawk: yes! Host: for example! The eagle was in tears: I was fast asleep that year, and the cat climbed up the tree... Then there was the owl... A: I want to win the big jackpot to buy the toilet all around 50, and eat enough every day! B say: your ya too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living and eat fresh every day! 16: why the chicken cross the street The answer is to get another side A: what is that man doing? B: he's shaking. A: why did he shiver? B: he's cold. A: oh, it wouldn't be cold. A:... 18: a banana has a date with his girlfriend, walking down the street, the weather is very hot, and Mr. Banana takes off his clothes, and then his girlfriend falls down... 19: a sausage is kept in the refrigerator It was very cold, and then looked at the other side of the room, and there was a little comfort, saying, "you're freezing like this, you're all ice!" As a result, he said, "sorry, I'm a Popsicle." He said: "I feel so tired, I feel like I'm all soft..." . 21: the diver's action was so difficult that he made a transfer for three weeks and a month after three and a half weeks. The MM find the university to be lost. Meet a gentle professor. MM: excuse me, how can I go to the university? Professor: you can go to college only if you study hard. 23: the director and the section chief share the elevator, the director put a fart and then to the section chief say: you fart! The section chief say: not I put... Soon the section chief is dismissed, the director is at the meeting say: fart big thing you all do not be able to be able, want you to use? Miss: now the business is not good to do! Boss: why? Young lady: "bird flu......" 25: a woman encounter a robber to tremble to say: "an is XX school, just graduated, work is not found, really have no money..." Robbers after listen to cry bitterly, "sister, I also is XX school, you take good student id card, the front robbery or XX school, you rest assured that we never steal ours!" 26: want to ML with his girlfriend, his girlfriend not yue does not take a bath, answer can be washed "local" cold, wash finished, his girlfriend is very little shyness: "dear of, you have a good lazy, with which to wash which..." Even after hearing fainting, accidentally is to brush a tooth. A blind beggar was begging in sunglasses on the street. A drunk man came over and thought he was poor. He threw a hundred dollars for him. Walking a long way, the drunkard turned around and saw that the blind man was telling the sun the truth of the hundred yuan. The drunk man came and took back the money and said, "you don't want to live. How dare you cheat Lao tzu!" The blind beggar said, "dear brother, I am sorry. I'm here to see a friend of mine, he's blind, he goes to the bathroom, I'm a dumb guy. "" "Oh, that's it," and the drunkard threw down his money and staggered away... Bird flu - it's shit!!! There are two types of people who have the greatest risk of bird flu -- 1. "The animals are inferior"... . A: well, how did you learn to smoke? B: I did it when Adam and eve stole the forbidden fruit C: do you know why Adam and eve stole the forbidden fruit? AB: I don't know! C: because Adam didn't smoke! (hint: a word of homonym) 30: someone who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, who happens to bump into a former girlfriend and a new girl on the street, is so angry that he wants to humiliate them. So polite to go up to say hello, and very despise ground to say to girlfriend of new love: "I used old goods you also don't abandon!" Just as he was proud of his idea, the ex-girlfriend laughed and said, "the outside one is old and the inside is brand new!" 31: when she broke up, she gave me a kiss, and it felt like the People's Daily was real... 32: there is something like a scrollbar on the top of the computer screen of my sister, and the text above is very fast. Accidentally ask: is this the lyrics? Teacher elder sister: be ah! Teacher elder sister: how lead so fast? Never see! Elder sister: zhou jielun!! Wife: I really blind my eyes to the dog shit to marry you. F: I was really blind to the shit before I married you. Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, both of you stepped on... A and B can be converted from one another, and B in boiling water can produce C, C is oxidized in the air D, D has rotten egg smell, ask A, B, C, D, what are they? I answer: A is chicken, B is raw egg, C is ripe egg, D of course is rotten egg! 35: rubber, tiger skin, lion skin which is the worst? A: rubber. Because of the eraser. A butterfly broke its wings, but it flew away. Why? ...... Because it's strong A hand grenade, one day it a meal, a qing qing its teeth, suddenly found a thorn between his teeth, it's hard to pull it out, the result is exploded......... One day, an eggplant walked on the street, suddenly a big sneeze, it wiped the snot angry saying: again his mother is in the photo collection photo! Q: what is the size of a foot? The monster of a foot!!!!! When the ant goes to the desert, why does not the sand leave his footprints, leaving only one line? Answer: because it is riding a bicycle! The ant went home from the desert. He didn't tell anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah! The answer: see him stop on the bike downstairs... . 38: one day, a female drug addicts was caught the police station and police saw her hands with tattoos, he asked her why did you bring your boyfriend name thorn in hand, his name is small is good... Ah.. No. Say, say... Is he taking drugs? . Quick to say The female drug addict looked up with angry eyes Say to the police This is hate... . A butterfly broke its wings, but it flew away. Why? ...... Because it's strong A hand grenade, one day it a meal, a qing qing its teeth, suddenly found a thorn between his teeth, it's hard to pull it out, the result is exploded......... One day, an eggplant walked on the street, suddenly a big sneeze, it wiped the snot angry saying: again his mother is in the photo collection photo! 40: one day, xiao mei and her boyfriend drove out for a drive. The car was running out of gas, and there was a gas station next to it, and when it was over, a gust of wind blew her boyfriend's hat off. The little beautiful boyfriend said to her: "I'll go pick up my hat and you'll cheer for me." As soon as the boyfriend ran away, he heard a little beauty Shouting behind him: "Come on! Come on!