愚人节英文短小故事

愚人节英文短小故事 篇一:Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本 Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本 Fool by Sonia Tiao刁青琅 6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的. 人物 Cecily:Sue’s boss Faith: Sue’s friend Jodie: Policewoman Sue:Sue Vicky:Guest Zoe:Sue’s friend ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie 1 are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day. Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot. Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily. Vicky: And what should I do? Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do. Vicky: WHAT?? Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something. Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something? Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her. Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.) Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because… Jodie: I know I know and next? 2 Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work. Cecily:And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh) Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day? Cecily:No, No, No. A half month. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing. Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean? Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head. Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared) Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job. Cecily and Vicky are laughing. Vicky: Then, that’s all? Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon. Cecily:How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her? Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it. Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for the poor baby. Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby. 3 Zoe: Any questions? V, F, C, J: No. Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”. V, F, Z, C: Cheers! They drink together. At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning. Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My boss will kill me (shouted). Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her. Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot? Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer) Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me. Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please. Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely) Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie. In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar. Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so 4 sorry that I’m late. Cecily:(glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now. Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once. Cecily:Go away. Don’t stay in my way. Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work. Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry) Sue goes there very quickly. Sue: May I help you? Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time. Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen) Five minutes later………… Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious? Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault. Vicky: Do you know who I am? Sue: Excuse me. Who are you? Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now. 5 (Cecily comes over) Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am. Cecily:What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’ m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly. (After work) Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today. Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything) Cecily:I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month. Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any more Cecily:Or you want to get fired. Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future. Sue accepts this fact and goes home. After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.(on her way home) Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day. (She is in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone 6 rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…) Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet. Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok? Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..! Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right? Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…! Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!! Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful! (Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.) 7 Sue: Fire! Where is the fire? Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it. Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on? 篇二:用英语介绍愚人节 用英语介绍愚人节 愚人节英语是:fools' day 下面是用英文介绍 愚人节: april fools' day is a day to play jokes on others, no one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in france.in the 16 th century, people celebrated new year's day from march 25 to april 1. in the mid—1560s king charles ix changed it from march 25 to january 1. but some people still celebrated in on april 1, so others called them april fools. each country celebrates april fools' day differently. in france, people call the april fools “april fish”. they tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. when he or she finds this , they shout “april fish!” in england, people play jokes only in the morning. you are a “noodle” if someone fools you. in scotland, april 8 fools' day is 48 hours long. they call an april fool “april gowk”. gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird. in the america, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of aprol. they may point down to your shoe and say, “ your shoelace is untied.” if you believe them and look down to see, you are an april fool then. 篇三:英语小故事(个人创作) 1.愚人节你上当了吗, Have you fallen into the trap on April Fool’s day? 2. 微笑是所有姿态中，最诱人的一种。 A smile is the most inviting of all gestures. 3. 有人说，我们生活在一个竞争激烈的世界里。 Some people say we live in a dog-eat-dog world. 4. 你是我的掌上明珠。 You are the apple of my eye. 5. 我已经十拿九稳地找到一份工作了。 I've got a job in the bag. 6. 即使没人相信你也不能绝望。 Believe in yourself when no one else does. 7. 春天，让我们恋爱吧～ Let us fall in love with each other in the spring. 微笑生活 9 四月一日愚人节，人们经常互相恶作剧。一个女孩问一个 男孩:“愚人节你上当受骗了吗,如果你被忽悠了，绝对不 要伤心呀，不要在意。微笑面对，用在所有的姿态中最诱人 的一种——微笑来面对生活。”男孩说:“我们生活在一个竞 争激烈的世界里。你是你父母的掌上明珠，你就像温室里的 花朵一样，没有受过什么苦。如果你没有你父母罩着你，你 确定你可以十拿九稳的找到 一份工作，你确定你能养活自己吗,不会饿死。”女孩听了。 笑着对他说:“即使没有人相信你，你也不能绝望。人生是 有许多的暴风雨，而我们也不能坐等着风雨过去，而是要学 会在风雨中起舞。”男孩对女孩的积极观点很是惊讶，正当 他在发呆的时候，女孩凑近她说:“让我们在这春暖花开的 日子里恋爱吧～” 日期:4月1日 A smile to the life The April Fool’s day is on April 1st. On April Fool’s day people often play pranks on each other.A girl asks a boy “Have you fallen into the trap on April Fool’s day? If you fall into the trap ,don’t care of or sadly, make a smile to the life. A smile is the most inviting of all gestures.” The boy said “we live in a dog-eat-dog world. You are the apple of your parents’ eyes. You like a rouse in the greenhouse. You can’ 10 t go throngh any trials and troubes. If you are not under your parents’ protection, you can get a job in a bag. Aer you sure you have not in a hunger.” The girl answer the boy with a smile “Believe in yourself when no one else does. There are so mush storm in our lifes. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. it's about learning to dance in the rain.” The boy have a great surprise why the girl have an opinion. When he was thinking. The girl have a close to the boy “Let us fall in love with each other in the spring. Yes or no?” Apirl 1st 11