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1.Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. H...
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1.Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That’s fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力
安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就
醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说:”我今天
早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”
“好啊!”老板吼道，”那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去
了?”
.Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?” “No, sir, but you said yesterday that
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everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,
so I am trying to stop it.”
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一
个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
.“I’m sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that
he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓
跑了。”
.TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，
can anyone give me a good example?
John:Well ，in the summer the days are long，
and in the winter the days are short.
老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举
个例子?
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约翰:嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
.The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:”Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we
had tails like a baboon, where are they?”
“I’ll venture an answer, “ said an old lady. “We have worn them off sitting here so long.”.
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他
的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾
经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
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