荆轲刺秦王（搞笑英文话剧）

nullnull外国语学院 11级应用 英语 关于好奇心的名言警句英语高中英语词汇下载高中英语词汇 下载英语衡水体下载小学英语关于形容词和副词的题 2班The man wants to kill the kingnullIntroduction（旁白）： 胡亚男 Odalisques（众宫女）： 塔娜，张欢，王贞，刘好，李真，孙彩芳，张雪梅 Prince Dan（太子丹）： 王静杰 mirror 镜子（宫女甲）： 王晨萌 A san（阿三）： 王静雯 Mr.Jingke（荆轲）： 周雪宁 Li Mochou (李莫愁)： 刘亚飞 Mr.JingsWife（荆轲妻子）： 郑小雪 Beauty: 杜盼盼 Behind :马丽娜演员列 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf nullLong ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Ying Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展现疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客，被派去杀秦王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事吗？好的，这场话剧会告诉你真相。nullThe Prince Dan is delude one to folly to enjoy the song and dancePrinceDan was glad to enjoy the song and dance.Action 1太子丹正如痴如醉地欣赏歌舞。null太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 镜子：It’s you，PrinceDan！！阿三: Honey, I am coming. Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子丹：Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror(魔镜） said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?null阿三: After screening（选拔） I have two promising （有前途的）persons on hand. One is Miss. Li Mochou, the other is Mr. Jingke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.太子丹：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity （有价值之物）in this century? ——Talent！！ But who is the right candidate（候选人）?null太子丹: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?（好吧，尽快告诉我赢家，OK？） 阿三：Yes. nullAction 2PKnull荆轲: Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁: Yes. 荆轲: OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁: Are you challenging （挑战）me? 荆轲: Off course 李莫愁: Come on! null李莫愁: What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we?李莫愁:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.null Mr.Jingke was the winner… 荆轲赢了……null太子丹：How are you? 荆轲：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an different answer to “How are you”? 荆轲：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆轲：Fine, thank you, and your wife? Hey, guy, I’m kidding（开玩笑 ）! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding，too! May I have your name card ,please? To be a man or to be a woman, that's a question!阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆轲：I am busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆轲：I am very very busy now! 阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say OK, she is yours.null荆轲：TCM is my only love! 阿三：What is TCM? 荆轲： Hey, guy! You look so smart（精明）but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 路人甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM……太子丹：I must show you the trump card（王牌）. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Kaifeng University Slimming tea（开大牌减肥茶）. null阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent（沉默）? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity（清澈）, I’m very glad（乐意）,you still have to speak up（讲出来）. Take it! 荆轲: Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens（威胁） to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.nullPrince Dan got the slimming tea ,and three people dance together happily…… 太子丹得到了减肥茶，三人高兴地跳舞……荆轲: Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三：Yeah!nullA conspiracy was quietly launching... ... 一场阴谋正在悄悄展开……Action 3null阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River（易水河）. 荆轲：Just stop here, please. Farewell（别了）, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.荆轲：Darling, I love you. 荆轲妻：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! 荆轲：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.（ 就算你我还有整个世界即将毁灭 ，我仍然爱你） null荆轲妻：Well.Be a man.Just do it！ I will be right here waiting for you. 荆轲：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor...（你一定要答应我） promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise. 荆轲妻:“I promise.” 荆轲 :“Never let go. “ 荆轲妻:”I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I‘ll never let go.”null荆轲妻：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 阿三：Congratulations！！My dear. 荆轲妻： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance（保险） $1000, 000, I will transfer（转移） half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay!Let's go. nullJing Ke to kill the Yingzheng failure, and his ghost come back that it was a plot, very unwilling ... ... 荆轲刺杀秦王失败，他的鬼魂回来后才明白这是一场阴谋……还我命来……null11级应用英语2班Thank you