功夫熊猫2完整版英文台词(word)

功夫熊猫2完整版英文台词(word)LongagoinancientChina.ThePeacocksruledoverGongmenCity.Theybroughtgreatjoyandprosperitytothecity.Fortheyhaveinvented'fireworks'.ButtheirsonLordShensawdarkerpowerinthefireworks.Whatthatbroughtcolorandjoycouldalsobringdarknessanddestruction.Shen'stroubledparentsconsultedaSoothsayer.SheforetoldthatifShencontinueddownthisdarkpathhewouldbedefeatedbyawarriorofblackandwhite.Theyounglordsetouttochangehisfate.Butwhathedidnextonlysealedit.Shenreturnedtohisparentsfullofpride.Butintheirfaceshesawonlyhorror.Hewasbanishedfromthecityforever.ButShensworerevenge.SomedayhewouldreturnandallofChinawouldbowathisfeet.It'salmostdoneLordShen.Butweranoutofmetal.Searchthefurthestvillages.Findmoremetal!Chinawillbeminesoon.AndthentheDragonWarriorjoinedtheFuriousFive.Andtheybecamethemostawesomekungfuteamever.Enoughtalklet'sfight.ListenyoucanheartheDragonWarriortrainingrightnow.Stophim!That'stoodangerous!Stayfocus.Thirty-seven...Whyishedoingthattohisface?Thirty-eightbeanbuns!Yesnewrecord!Youmonster!Keepgoing!Hitforty!He'llneverhitforty.Yougotitbuddy.I'mgoingforforty!Doit!Noproblem.I'mgoingtomakeit.Hedidit!-WelldonePo!Yourtraininghaspaidoff.OhMasterShifu.Gottago.Seeyoulater!Youwillsavethoseformeright?Innerpeace.Innerpeace.Ohinnerpeace.MasterShifu.MasterShifu.Whathavewegot?Pirates?VandalsofVolcanoMountain?WhateveritisI'lltakethemdown.CauseIaminthemood.IneedtogetsomethingdoneyouknowwhatImean?Whatareyoudoing?OneofMasterOogwayfinalteachings.Awesome!Howdidyoudothat?Innerpeace.Innerpeace.That'scool.Innerpeaceofwhat?It'syournextphaseoftraining.Everymastermustfindhispathtoinnerpeace.Somechoosetomeditatefor years.Andbecamejustlikethis.Withouttheslightesttasteoffoodorwater.Or..?Somefinditthroughpainandsuffering.AsIdid.PothedayyouwerechosenasDragonWarriorwastheworstdayofmylife.Byfarnothingelsecameclose.ItwastheworstmostpainfulminddestroyinghorriblemomentIhaveeverexperienced.ButonceIrealizedtheproblemwasnotyoubutwithinmeIfoundinnerpeace.Andwasabletoharnesstheflowoftheuniverse.Sothat'sit.Ijustneedinnerpeace?Myinertsarealreadysuperpeaceful.SoallIneedtodoisjustgetthisthinggoing.Innerpeaceyou'regoingdown.Nowshowmewhatyouweredoingtherewithyourfeet.Isawyoujustsortoffancifulfootwork.PobanditsapproachingtheMusicians'Village.Danger.Tellthosemusicianstostartplayingsomeactionmusicbecauseitis'On'.Don'tworryMasterShifu.I'llmasterinnerpeaceassoonasIgetback.Nosnackstopthistime.Ha-ha-ha!Snackstop.Waitareyouserious?Getallthemetalyoucanfind!Grabthemetal!Help...Help...Help...Help!That'severything.Let'sgetoutofhere!Wingsofjustice!TheDragonWarrior.Thepanda?That'simpossible.Myfisthungersforjustice.Thatwas...myfist.Getthem!Comeon!Takethat!Po!Incoming!ThanksMantis!Tigress!Double-jumpstrike!FeetofFury!Tigress!Monkey!Viper!Mantis!Bunny!What?Ohsorry.Cranego!Iamonit!Iseveryoneokay?Yeah!Awesome!Igotthis.Po!Chewonthattubby.Areyouokay?Whathappened?IthinkIsaw...Ithink...Igottogo.Thankyou.ThankyouforcomingtoDragonWarriorNoodlesandTofu.Somemoretea?Lemonsauce?Ifyouneedanythingjustask.FeetofFury!DragonWarrior'smop.Itmustbeverygood.Hey!Notouching!You'llgetthemopdirty.Heoncewaitedonme.-Awesome.YesIhaveastaintoproveit.HeywhereistheDragonWarrior?Hedoesn'tworkhereanymore.He'sbusyoutthereprotectingthevalley.TheDragonWarrior.Po!Youshouldhavetoldmeyouwerecoming.HiDad.Iwouldhavesaveyousomestinkytofu.DadcanItalktoyou?Ofcourseson.Inhonourofmysonfreetofudessertforeverybody...withpurchases.It'ssogoodtoseeyouPo.Haveyoulostweight?Icanalmostputmywingsaroundyou.Wellmaybealittle.Pooryou.Youmustfeelweak.Letmegetyousomesoup.Nothat'sokayDad.I'mnothungry.Nothungry?Poareyoualright?YesI'mfine.I'mjust...EarliertodayIwasfightingthesebandits.Nothing...too...dangerous.Andthenthestrangestthinghappened.Ah...Ihadthiscrazyvision.IthinkIsawmyMom......andmeasababy.Mama?Ababy?OhDad?What...what...HowdoIsaythis?WheredidIcomefrom?Wellyousee...son.Babygeesecomefromalittleegg.Don'taskmewheretheeggcomesfrom.Dadthat'snotwhatImeant.Iknowit'snot.Ithinkit'stimeItoldyousomethingIshouldhavetoldyoualongtimeago.Okay.Youmighthavebeenkindof......adopted.Iknewit.Youknew?Whotoldyou?Noone.ComeonDad.Butifyouknewwhydidn'tyousayanything?Whydidn'tyousayanything?HowdidIgethereDad?WheredidIcomefrom?Actuallyyoucamefromthis.Itwasjustanotherdayattherestaurant.Timetomakethenoodles.Iwentouttothebackwheremyvegetableshadjustbeendelivered.Therewerecabbagesturnipsradishes.Onlytherewerenoradishes.Justaveryhungrybabypanda.Therewasnonote.Ofcourseyoucouldhaveeatenit.Iwaitedforsomeonetocomelookingforyou.Butnoonedid.Ibroughtyouinside.Fedyou.Gaveyouabath.Andfedyouagain.Andagain.Andtriedtoputsomepantsonyou.AndthenImadeadecisionthatwouldchangemylifeforever.Tomakemysoupwithoutradishes.Andtoraiseyouasmyownson.HsiaoPo.Mylittlepanda.Andfromthatmomentonbothmysoupandmylifehavebeenthatmuchsweeter.AndmylittlePothat'stheendofthestory.Lookatme.Nodon'tlookatme.That'sit?Thatcan'tbeit!There抯gottobemoreDad.Therewasatimeyouateallmybamboofurniture.Itwasimportedtoo.OneDumplingplease.Dragonwarrior'ssize.Poyourstorymaynothavesuchahappybeginningbutlookhowitturnedout.YougotmeyougotKungFuandyougotnoodles!IknowbutIhavesomanyquestions.LikehowdidIeverfitintothistinybasket?Whydidn'tIlikepants?AndwhoamI?Watchyourfall.Good.Shen?Goodafternoongentlemen.Nowwegotthepleasantriesoutofthewaypleaseleavemyhouse.Yourhouse?Didn'tyouseethePeacockonthefrontdoor?ThereyouareSoothsayer.Itseemsthatyourfortunetellingskillsarenotasgoodasyouthought.WeshallseeShen.Ohyoushallseeoldgoat.Wherewerewe?WhatdoyouwantShen?Whatisrightfullymine.GongmenCity.GongmenisunderthestewardshipoftheMaster'sCouncilandwewillprotectitevenfromyou.I'msogladyoufeelthatway.OtherwiseIwouldhavedraggedthatthingherefornothing.WhatisintheboxShen?Wanttoseeit?It'sagift.It'syourpartinggift.Inthatitwillpartyou.Partofyouherepartofyouthereandpartofyouwhereyouwerethere......stainingthewall!Youinsolentfool!Showoff.Thatisawarning.YouarenomatchforourKungFu.Iagree.Butthisis.AreyoufamiliarwiththeMasterofGongmenCity?MasterThunderingRhino?-Yes.SonofthelegendaryFlyingRhino?-Yes.AndslayerofthetenthousandserpentsintheValleyofWoo?He'sdead.That...that'simpossible.Rhino'sHornDefenseisn'tpervioustoanytechnique.Itwasnotanytechnique.LordShenhascreatedaweapon.Onethatbreathesfireandspitsmetal.UnlessheisstoppedthiscouldbetheendofKungFu.ButIjustcaughtKungFu.Andnowyoumust'save'it.Go!Destroythisweapon!AndbringLordShentojustice!Okayherewego!Wow...wow...wow!Waitasecond.HowcanIdothis?HowcanKungFustopsomethingthatstopsKungFu?RememberDragonWarrioranythingispossiblewhenyouhaveinnerpeace.Innerpeace...innerpeace...innerpeace.Peaceon.OhPo!PoIgotyouatravelpack.Ipackedyourfoodforweeks.CookiesbunsvegetablesandIevenpackedallyouractionfigures.See!OhIdon'tknowwhatthoseare.Neverseenthembeforeinmylife.DadyougotscratchesonmyTigress.Ialsopackedyourpaintingsofourbesttimetogether.Justincaseyougetlonely.That'syouandmemakingnoodles.Andthat'syouandmeeatingnoodles.Andthat'smegivingyouapiggybackride.Ain'tthatcute?OnsecondthoughtI'llhangontothisone.Heythey'rewaitingforme.Ofcourse.Youhaveajobtodo.Farfromhome.Inastrangecityfillwithstrangepeopleandstrangenoodles.Facinghorribledangerfromwhichyoumightneverreturn.Don'tgoPo!Igottago.IamtheDragonWarrior.It'skindofmyjobtosaveKungFu.AndifIdon't.WhatamI?You'remyson.Right?Poit'stime.Goodbye.Don'tworryMr.Ping.He'llbebackbeforeyoucansaynoodles.Noodles.Comeonguyslet'sgo!Yeah!Mama?Mom?Dad?Isthatyou?Mom?Dad?Ohhi.Heysonyou'reback....Uh..?Honeywhatareyoudoinghere?ButIthought...Wereplacedyoudearwiththislovelyradish.Radish?It'squietpoliteandfriendlyitdoesbetterKungFu.No...No...No!Wait!Ouch!...Hoo..!Radish...Radish...Radish!Innerpeace...Innerpeace.Uurrr...Urghh...Urrghh!Innerpeace...innerpeace...innerpeace...!I'ma...training.Themastisnotaworthyopponent.I'mready.Okay.Soserious.Ha...ha...haa...ouch!IthinkIpreferthemast.Apologies.Iusedtopunchtheironwoodtreesbythepalace.NowIfeelnothing.That'sseverelycool.Again!Sothispunchingironwoodtreeshowlongdidyou'vetodothat?Twentyyears.Ohtwentyyears?Isthereanyfasterwayuntilyoudon'tfeelanything?No!BesidesIdon'tthinkhardstyleisyourthing.Powhyareyoureallyouthere?Ijustfoundoutthatmydadisn'treallymydad.YourDadthegoose?Musthavebeenquiteashock.Ya.Andthisbothersyou?Areyoukiddingme?Wearewarriorsright?NervesofSteel!SoulofPlatinum!Likeyou!Sohardcoreyoudon'tfeelanything.Iwas...-Sowhatareyoutalkingabout?Nothing...nothing.Po'shavingDaddyissues.I'msoluckyIdon'thaveanyproblemwithmyDad.Maybeit'sMomatehisheadbeforeIwasborn.Nonono!Mantisthisisn'taboutyou.Poistheonefreakingout.I'mnotfreakingoutPo!I'mfreakingin.Po!What?We'rehere.GongmenCity.Myfather'sthrone.Heusedtoletmeplayherebesidehim.Promisingsomedaythisthronewouldbemine.Alittletotheleft.Butit'ssoheavyMaster.ThirtyyearsI'vewaitedforthismoment.EverythingmustexactlyhowIenvisionedit.AndIenvisioneditalittletotheleft.Perfect.Withtheweaponbymyside......amorebitmore.WiththeweaponbymysideallofChinawillbowbeforeme.Wemoveoutinthreedayswhenthemoonisfullandthetideishigh.Nowyouoldgoat.Whydon'tyoutellmemy......fortune?Thefuture.Iwasgoingtosay'future'.Lookintoyourbowlandtellmewhatgloryawaits.IfyoucontinueonyourcurrentpathYouwillfindyourselfatthebottomofthestairs.IseeIseeIsee...pain.Ouch!Andanger.Howdareyou?!Thatisthefinestsilkintheprovince!Followedbydenial.Thisisnotfortunetelling.You'rejustsayingwhat'shappeningright......now?Themostimportanttimeisnow.Butifyoureallywanttoseethefuture.Ohwhatdoyousee?APeacock...isdefeatedbyawarriorofblackandwhite.Nothinghaschanged.That'simpossibleandyouknowit.It'snotimpossible.Andheknowsit.Who?LordShen!Isawapanda.APanda?AKungFuWarrior.Hefoughtlikeademon.Bigandfurry.Softandsquishy.Kindofplushandcuddly.Therearenomorepandas.Evenwithhispooreye-sighthecanseethetruth.Whyisitthatyoucannot?Findthispandaandbringhimtome!YesSir!Onepandalives.Thatdoesnotmakeyouright.Youareright.Beingrightmakesmeright.ThenI'llkillhimandmakeyouwrong.Willyoustopthat?ThatmustbeShen'spalaceontheothersideofthecity.Great!We'llmarchinandproclaimwe'retheDragonWarriorandtheFuriousFive.Andwe'reheretobringyoutojustice.Whatareyoudoing?Thisplaceiscrawlingwithwolves.Heyisn'tthatguywhohammeredyouontheface?Idonotlikethatguy.Weneedtogettothattowerwithoutbeingspottedbythosewolves.Gotit.Stealthmode.Ouch!Ahgetoutofmyway!Hmm...andwheredoesthis...ouch!Woo!Hello...Icouldn'thelp...Ouch!Okay.AnywaywherewasI?Where'sPo?Howcomeweloseaguythatbig?Guys?HehePo.-What!?Sorry.Sothatwasstealthmodeuh?Let'sbehonestit'snotoneofmystrongermodes....anygoldnickelorlead...?Thisriceisraw!Youstoleallmymetalpots.EitheryoucookmyriceorI'llcookyou!Podosomething.HowamIsupposetohelphercookricewithoutgettingcaught?WaitIhaveabetteridea.Hey.-Hey.WeareheretoliberatetheCityandbringShentojustice.Youwillneedhelp.Thankyoubravesheep.Butitistoodangerous.Ican'tletyou.-Ohohnotme.It'snotsafetospeakhere.Right.I'mtalkingaboutMastersOxandCroc.TheyareinGongmenjailatBlackDragonAlley.What?Theyarestillalive?Theymustbeinthatjailgatheringintelligencehatchingaplottousetheirawesomenesstodefeattheweapon.Okaylet'sgo.Thankssheep.Heystopthatcostume!Getthem!Sorry.Takethat!Keepgoing!-Faster!Heystop!Ah...ha...ha.Now!Gotyou!Spreadout!Searcheverywhere!Rightoverthere!Isthereapartof"everywhere"?Yesthensearchthere.Theymustbeclose.Icanfeelthekungfuchillridingupmyspine.SorryPo.It'sjustme.LookGongmenjail.Ohit'scute.Cuteuh?NiceworkPo.AtthefirstsightoftroubleI'llgiveyouasignal.'Kaka''kiki'.Youmeanlikecranedoes?-Yes!ExcusemewhenhaveIevermakethatnoise?MasterOx!Master!TheferociousMasterCroc.AndMasterStormingOx.Ican'tbelievewe'rerescuingactualLegendsofKungFu.Wearegoingtofreeyoufromthosebondagesandinjustice.Noproblem.There'sgottobeakeyaroundhere.Notheywouldn'tleaveakeyaroundhere.Ohgoodyoufoundit!Comeonyouguys!Yeah!We'recomingforyouShen!Guysarewegoingornot?Doyouwanttomeetustherelater?Youdowanttotakebackyourcityright?Ofcoursewedo.ButifwestanduptoShenhe'llturntheweapononthecity.Listentoyourselves.You'reprotectingGongmencitybynotprotectingGongmencity?Ifweallfighttogether...thentheweaponwouldkilleveryone.Ohwouldit?Thenweuse...asneakattack.Wegetinsideandthen...Andthenyou'llbestopped.Bytheunstoppableweapon.NothingisunstoppableexceptformewhenIamstoppingyoufromtellingmesomethingisunstoppable!MasterOxI'mnotlettingyoustayinthecell!Iliketoseeyougetmeout!Youguysseethat?It'scalledbeingawesome.Comeon!Whateverhappenedbeingahero?Theonlyherointhistownisadeadone!LikeIsaidyou'renotgettingmeoutofthecell!Yes!Alrightlet'sgo.Igetthetopbund.It'stimetosurrenderpanda.You...'KungFu'isdead.I...I...You...KungFuis...dead?Fine!Youstayinyourprisonaffair.Withbarsmadeofhopelessnessandallyougetisthreesquaremealsofshame!Withdespairfordessert.We'lltakeonShenandprovetoallthosewho'rehungryforjustice!AndhonourthatKungFustilllives!Yeah...Monkey?You!You'remine!I'lltellyouwhatisgoingtobeyours.Myfistinyourplushcuddlysupersoftface.Oh-oh.Gethim!Getmeoutofhere!-YesSir.Stophim!Faster.GoPo!Loosehim!YesSir!Viper!-Hangon!Watchout!It'sveryuncool!Trythis!Guys!Maybesomethingsmaller!No!No!Notinmymouth.Webettergothisway!Pardonme!Okaypardonme.Fire!Fire!Welostthem.Yeah!Again!Cranecatch.Guysguysgivemeashove!Mantisnow.Isthatallyougottodefeatuslikeabigoldfluffycloud?Thiscloudisabouttobringthethunder!Yourturn!Whyaretheresomanysigns?Comehere.Iliketosquashyou!Yes!Tastethedefeat!Letmetellyousomething.Nexttimeyoumesswithapandayoubetterbringawholearmy...Guessnobodytoldyou.YoumesswithaWolfyougetthefangs.Ihityoutwice.Whatareyougonnadonow?Wesurrender.Youcouldchainmybodybutyou'llneverchainmywarriorspirit.Heydon'tforgetthelittleguy.Didyoujustcallme...Powhatareyoudoing?TrustmeIgotaplan...Noway!Eightpointacupuncturecuffs?JustliketheonestheyheldTaiLong.Themoreyoumovethetightertheyget.Thesearethebestcuffs.GreetingsPanda.Atlastwemeet.Nonono.Wemeetatlast.Yesthat'sit.GreetingsPanda.Wemeet...Youareafraidforareason.I'mnotafraid.He'scomingtomeinchains.Ifanyoneshouldbeafraidit's...You!Don'teventhinkaboutit.Ihopethisturnsoutbetterthanyourplantocookriceinyourstomachbyeatingitrawanddrinkingboilingwater.Thisplanisnothinglikethatplan.How?Causethisoneisgoingtowork.Keepmoving.Ahh...myoldenemy.Stairs.Thanksforcarryingmetheselastfewflights.Ithrewupalittlebitonthethirdfloor.Someonemightwanttocleanthatup.Istheresomesortofeviljanitororsomething?GreetingsPanda.Wemeet...Heyhowareyoudoing?Hey...You'vegrownupbiggerthanIthought.Heyenoughofthepokingaround.Strong.Healthy.LookIdon'tknowwhoyouarebutpleasestandasideSir.That'salady.Ohsorry.Thebeardthrewme.It'skindofmisleading.Falseavatar.Enoughofthisnonsense!Bringtheprisonerstome.Sorryma'am.Getreadyguys.Keepyoureyespeeledfortheweapon!Sparrowkick!Wedidit!Ijustkungfu'edit?Didyouguysseethat?Iwasalllike...Doyouactuallybelievethisisthewarriordestinedtodefeatme?Idonot.I'know'heis!Ohlookathim.Alifetimetoplothisrevengeandhecomestomeonhisknees.What?Alifetime?Ididn'thavealifetime.WeonlyheardofMasterRhinoafewdaysago.Andwecametoavengehim!Youcametoavengenothingelse?OhYes!Allthepotsandpansthatyoustole!Wewantthoseback!Nothingelse?Probablydidsomeevilstuffsalongtheway.Idon'tknow.Whatelsedidyoudo?Youdon'tknow?Knowwhat?Whatissofunny?Somanythingsthatyouclearlydonotknow!Okayenoughoftheseriddles!Wouldyouguysspillthebeans?Firstwecomeinandtheweaponistiny.Surprisedit'sbig.AndthentheladyoverhereIthinkisaguyhe's......Oh!Theonlyreasonyou'restillalive...isthatIfindyourstupidity...mildlyamusing.Thankyou.ButIfindyourevilnessextremelyannoying!Whodoyouthinkyouarepanda?WhodoyouthinkIampeacock?Whyarewelaughing?Takeaim.Fire!Welllightthat...thing!Idid!Fearthebug!Gettheweapon!Tigress!You...youwerethere.Yes...yesIwas.YoujustletShengetaway.Atleastwedestroyedtheweapon.Fire!Nowhe'sgotwaymore!Wow..ow!Mywing!Help!Po!-Coming!Watchout!Helpmeup!No!Gethimdown!Usetheropes!Runrunlittlepanda!Wow!...Ahh!I'llhelpcomeon.Weneedyoutofocus.Igotit!Igotit!Bringitdown!We'retrapped!Thisway.Ha..ha..ha..haa!Bye-bye!Fire!Getback!Theonlywayoutisup!Followme.Comeon!Wherearetheygoing?Tothetop.Comeon!-Keepgoing!Herewego!Youidiot!Ouch!Mynose.Callinthewolves!Allofthem!Iwantthemreadytomove!The'YearofthePeacock'beginsnow!Rightnow?Causeit'sthemiddleoftheyear.Soyouonlygetlikeahalfoftheyearofthepeacock.Andthisistheyearofcourseofthepeacock.HappyNewYearSir.Getthewolvesready.Weloadintheshipsnow.Now!Now!Now!Now!Now!Move!Move!Move!Move!Thisway.Come.Ohyou!Whatdidyoudo?It'schaosupthere.WhathappentostoppingShen?Yah?Guyscomeon.Givemealittlecredit.Imeantforhimtogetaway.Cause......itwasatrickaplot.Iwasthinkingoffiguringouthisplotmore.Thatmakesnosense.Waitaminute...itsuredoes.Pothetruth!YouhadShen.Whathappened?Whatareyoutalkingabout?Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.Yaokay.Hecaughtmeoffguard.Thetruth.Fine.Theywillkeepyoufarfromdanger.Realfar.What?You'restayinghere.Wait!Ihavetogoback!You'restayinghere!I'mgoingandyoucan'tstopme!Okay.Iwasn'treadythattime.Guysdon't!Ready.Look!Staydown.Ihavetogettohim.Thentellmewhy!Hewasthereokay?ThePeacockwastherethelasttimeIsawmyparents.Heknowswhathappened.WhereIcamefrom.WhoIam.LookI'mgoing.Ihavetoknow.Thehardcorecan'tunderstand.Tigress!No!Thehardcoredounderstand.ButIcan'twatchmyfriendbekilled.We'regoing!Heymaybeyoucan'twatchmebeingkilled.Stopbeingawimp.Andshe'sback.Don'tworrykid.You'rebetteroffhere.You'rewrongSoothsayer.Wesailtovictorytonight.Yourmagicpandaisclearlyafool.Areyoucertainthepandawhoisthefool?Youjustdestroyedyourancestors'homeShen.Atrivialsacrifice.WhenallofChinaismyreward.Whenwillyoubefinallysatisfied?Willthesubjugationofthewholeworldfinallymakeyoufeelbetter?It'sastart.Imightaswellconvertthebasementintoadungeon.Thecupyouchoosetofillhasnobottom.Itistimetostopthismadness.WhyonearthwouldIdothat?Sothatyourparentscanrestinpeace.Myparentshatedme.Doyouunderstand?Theywrongedme.And...Iwillmakeitright.Theylovedyou.Theylovedyousomuchthathavingtosendyouawaykilledthem.Thedeadexistinthepast.AndImustturntothefuture.Setthesoothsayerfree.She'snousetome.GoodbyeShen.Iwishyouhappiness.Happinessmustbetaken!AndIwilltakemine.Hurryitup!IfallofthoseweaponsleavethebuildingChinawillfall.Webringdownthebuilding.Heyguys.Howaboutthis?Oh!Thiswillwork.Alrightlet'sgo.Ican'tfeelmyface.Dumbhellcrow...yearofthePeacock.Hey.Hey.Keepitcoolkeepitcool.You!Whereareyougoing?Onyourfeet!Andwipethosestupidgrinsoffyourfaces.Moveyoudogs!Faster!Faster!Loadthemall!GreetingsPanda.Tellmewhathappenedthatnight?Whatnight?Thatnight!Ohthatnight.Yes!YesIwasthere.AsIwatchedyourparentsabandonedyou.Itwasaterriblething.Ibelieveitwentsomethinglikethis!HappyNewYear'sgift!Hopeyoulikeit.Causeyoucan'treturnit.Po?Whatishedoinghere?Returnit!Returnit!Areyouwillingtodietofindoutthetruth?YoubetIam!AlthoughIprefernotto.Wegotthem!Go!Lookingforme?Isaidthattoosoondidn'tI?Po!Pogetawayfromhim.NomorerunningShen!Soitseems.Nowanswers.Ohyouwanttoknowsobadly.Youthinkknowingwillhealyouuh?Fillsomecratersinyoursoul.Wellhere'syouranswer.Yourparentsdidn'tloveyou.Buthere...letme...healyou.No..ooo!Huh!...Ohhh!Yalikeyoucanmakemedrinkthat.Argh...arghh...IfIwantedyoudeadIwouldhaveleftyouinthatriver.Whydidyousaveme?Soyoucanfulfillyourdestiny.Whatareyoutalkingabout?WhereamI?Whatisthisplace?I'msurprisedyourememberedsolittle.Butyouweresolittlewhenithappened.Perhapsyoudoremember.Rememberwhat?It'sjustastupidnightmare.Nightmare?Ormemory?Thiswasathrivingvillage.YangShenwasinlinetoruleGongmenCity.Buthewantedmore.Iforetoldthatsomeonewouldstandinhisway.Apanda.ButInevercouldhaveforetoldwhatcamenext.Getthemall.Takeoursonandrunaway!Go!Stopfighting.Letitflow.Yourstorymaynothavesuchahappybeginning.Butthatdoesnotmakeyouwhoyouare.Itistherestofyourstory.Whoyouchoosetobe.Sowhoareyoupanda?IamPo.AndIamgonnaneedahat.Suchsad-sadfaces.Butnowisatimeonlyforjoy.Youaregoingtobeapartofsomethingbeautiful.Onceyoureachtheharbourinfrontofalltheworld.YouandyourpreciousKungFuwilldied.ThenChinawillknowtobowbeforeme.Setsail!HonestlyguysIneverthoughtI'lldielikethis.IalwaysthoughtI'llmeetanicegirlandsettledownandshe'lleatmyhead.Sosad.Wecannotgiveuphope.Powouldwantustoremainstrong.Hardcored!RightTigress?LordShenwhataboutthebridge?Nothingstandsinmyway.Fire!Youcoward!Po?Po?HowmanytimesdoIhavetokillthesamestinkingpanda?Shen!Apandastandsbetweenyouandyourdestiny!What?Prepareyourselfforahotservingofjustice.Andbringtheterrortoanend.What?Andnow...freetheFive!FistofDestruction!Okay.Takeaim!Ready?Thiswaynow......thatway...Youcan'tfollowme.