怪物史莱克1-中英文台词打印版

...从前有位可爱的公主Onceuponatimetherewasalovelyprincess.但是她被可怕的魔法控制了Butshehadanenchantmentuponherofafearfulsort...只有真爱的初吻才可以打破这魔法whichcouldonlybebrokenbylove'sfirstkiss.她被困在一个城堡里Shewaslockedawayinacastle...由一只喷火龙看守着guardedbyaterriblefire-breathingdragon.有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想过把她从这可怕的监狱中救走Manybraveknightshadattemptedtofreeherfromthisdreadfulprison,但是没有一个成功butnoneprevailed.她关在被喷火龙看守着的Shewaitedinthedragon'skeep...城堡里最高的房间里inthehighestroomofthetallesttower...等待着真爱的初吻forhertrueloveandtruelove'sfirstkiss.那是不会发生的Likethat'severgonnahappen.SomebodyoncetoldmetheworldisgonnarollmeIain'tthesharpesttoolintheshedShewaslookin'kindofdumbwithherfingerandherthumbIntheshapeofanLonherforeheadTheyearsstartcomin'andtheydon'tstopcomin'怪物史瑞克Didn'tmakesensenottoliveforfunYourbraingetssmartbutyourheadgetsdumbSomuchtodoSomuchtoseeSowhat'swrongwithtakin'thebackstreetsYou'llneverknowifyoudon'tgoYou'llnevershineifyoudon'tglowHey,nowYou'reanall-starGetyourgameon,goplayHey,now,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootin'starsbreakthemouldIt'sacoolplaceandtheysayitgetscolderYou'rebundledupnowbutwaittillyougetolderButthemeteormenbegtodifferJudgingbytheholeinthesatellitepictureTheiceweskateisgettin'prettythinThewater'sgettingwarmsoyoumightaswellswimMyworld'sonfireHowaboutyoursThat'sthewayIlikeitandI'llnevergetboredHey,now,you'reanall-starGetyourgameon,goplayHey,now,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootin'starsbreakthemould-快-快-Go!-Go!Go.Go.Go.Hey,nowYou'reanall-starGetyourgameon,goplayHey,now,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootin'starsbreakthemould-我想它在里面吧?-好的我们去吧!-Thinkit'sinthere?-Allright.Let'sgetit!慢着!你知道有什么后果吗?Whoa.Holdon.Doyouknowwhatthatthingcandotoyou?嗯它会把你的骨头当面包吃Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforitsbread.哈哈实际上那会是一个巨人Yes,well,actually,thatwouldbeagiant.不过青怪可能更糟糕Now,ogresThey'remuchworse.它们会用你们的鲜皮做汤They'llmakeasuitfromyourfreshlypeeledskin.-不-挖出你的心肝-No!-They'llshaveyourliver.用你们的眼睛榨果汁Squeezethejellyfromyoureyes!-这样吃吐司面包会很好味道!-退后退后怪物!-Actually,it'squitegoodontoast.-Back!Back,beast!我警告你Back!Iwarnya!好的Right.你们还不快走就没有机会了Thisisthepartwhereyourunaway.滚Andstayout!通缉神话之物Wanted.Fairytalecreatures.好的这个满了Allright.Thisone'sfull.拉走Takeitaway!-走快点快点-下一个-Moveitalong.Comeon!Getup!-Next!给我你飞行的日子要结束了Givemethat!Yourflyingdaysareover.这是给女巫的块银子下一个!That'spiecesofsilverforthewitch.Next!-起来快点-块-Getup!Comeon!-Twentypieces.在这里坐下Sitdownthere!安静!Keepquiet!笼子太小了Thiscageistoosmall.请不要让我进去我不再固执了Pleasedon'tturnmein.I'llneverbestubbornagain.我会改的给我多一次机会Icanchange.Please!Givemeanotherchance!-闭嘴-哦-下一个-Oh,shutup.-Oh!-Next!-什么东西?-这是一个小木偶-Whathaveyougot?-Thislittlewoodenpuppet.我不是木偶我是一个真正的男孩I'mnotapuppet.I'marealboy.先令给这个疯狂的玩具Fiveshillingsforthepossessedtoy.-拿走越远越好!-老爸别让他们这么做-Takeitaway.-Father,please!Don'tletthemdothis!-下一个-什么东西?-Helpme!-Next.Whathaveyougot?-呃我有一个会说话的驴子-Well,I'vegotatalkingdonkey.好的这个值个先令你可以 证明 住所证明下载场所使用证明下载诊断证明下载住所证明下载爱问住所证明下载爱问 一下吗?Right.Well,that'sgoodfortenshillings,ifyoucanproveit.好的说吧伙计Oh,goahead,littlefella.嗯?Well?哦它只是有点紧张Oh,oh,he'sjustHe'sjustalittlenervous.它真的是一个话匣子说?He'sreallyquiteachatterbox.Talk,youboneheadeddolt-好了我听够了守卫!-不不它能说话-That'sit.I'veheardenough.Guards!-No,no,hetalks!我能说话我爱说话Hedoes.Icantalk.Ilovetotalk.我是你见过的最能说话的驴子I'mthetalkingestdamnthingyoueversaw.-把她带走-不不要-Getheroutofmysight.-No,no!我发誓它能说话Iswear!Oh!Hecantalk!嘿我会飞!Hey!Icanfly!-它会飞-会飞!-Hecanfly!-Hecanfly!-它说话了-对了笨蛋-Hecantalk!-Ha,ha!That'sright,fool!对现在我是会飞会说话的驴子NowI'maflying,talkingdonkey.你可能看过蝇子而且是一个很大的蝇子Youmighthaveseenahousefly,maybeevenasuperfly,不过你肯定没有看过会飞的驴子butIbetyouain'tneverseenadonkeyfly.哈哈Ha,ha!哦Uh-oh.捉住它Seizehim!它要逃了Afterhim!He'sgettingaway!这边转过来Gethim!Thisway!Turn!是你青怪Youthere.Ogre!什么事?Aye?奉弗瓜王之命 授权 个人房产授权委托书公司各类授权委托书模版医师授权办法餐饮分店授权书产品代理授权书范本 我逮捕你们两个BytheorderofLordFarquaad,Iamauthorizedtoplaceyoubothunderarrest...送到一个指定地andtransportyoutoadesignated...resettlementfacility.是吗?你们是什么军队?Oh,really?Youandwhatarmy?我可以跟你说话吗?CanIsaysomethingtoyou?听着你的确有些本领了不起!Listen,youwasreally,reallysomethin'backthere.Incredible!你在跟我说话吗?Areyoutalkin'tome?Whoa!是的我在跟你说话你刚才在侍卫那里真的很厉害Yes,Iwastalkin'toyou.CanItellyouthatyouwasgreatbackthere?Thoseguards!那些侍卫以为他们很棒然后你一出现砰!Theythoughttheywasallofthat.Thenyoushowedup,andbam!都跑光了Theywastrippin'overthemselveslikebabesinthewoods.看到这样确实使我感觉很好Thatreallymademefeelgoodtoseethat.-很棒真的-朋友自由是很好的-Oh,that'sgreat.Really.-Man,it'sgoodtobefree.现在跟你的朋友去庆祝你的自由好吗?Now,whydon'tyougocelebrateyourfreedomwithyourownfriends?Hmm?但是我没有朋友But,uh,Idon'thaveanyfriends.我也不会自己一个人出去AndI'mnotgoin'outtherebymyself.嘿等等我有一个很好的提议我跟你一起Hey,waitaminute!Igotagreatidea!I'llstickwithyou.你是一个令人惧怕青怪You'reamean,green,fightin'machine.我们一起会吓跑经过我们的人Togetherwe'llscarethespitoutofanybodythatcrossesus.噢真吓人Oh,wow!Thatwasreallyscary.这很可怕如果这不起作用你的呼吸会起作用的Ifyoudon'tmindmesayinifthatdon'twork,yourbreathcertainlywillgetthejobdone,你需要些口香糖你喘气太臭了!'causeyoudefinitelyneedsomeTicTacsorsomething,'causeyourbreathstinks!你几乎把我的鼻毛都烧着了Youalmostburnedthehairouttamynose,就像那次justlikethetime烂草莓我那天放了很多屁ThenIatesomerottenberries.Ihadstronggasesekingoutofmybuttthatday.你为什么跟着我?Whyareyoufollowingme?我告诉你为什么I'lltellyouwhy.'CauseI'mallaloneThere'snooneherebesidemeMyproblemshaveallgoneThere'snoonetoderidemeButyougottahavefriends别唱了!Stopsinging!怪不得你没有朋友It'snowonderyoudon'thaveanyfriends.噢只有真正的朋友才会这么诚实Wow.Onlyatruefriendwouldbethattrulyhonest.听着驴子看看我我是谁?Listen,littledonkey.Takealookatme.WhatamI?嗯Uh-真高?-不!我是个妖怪-Reallytall?-No!I'manogre.你想一下拿着你的火把和草杈!Youknow.Grabyourtorchandpitchforks.这不让你烦恼吗?Doesn'tthatbotheryou?不Nope.-真的?-真的真的-Really?-Really,really.-噢-我喜欢你你叫什么?-Oh.-Man,Ilikeyou.What'syourname?史瑞克Uh,Shrek.史瑞克?知道我喜欢你什么?Shrek?Well,youknowwhatIlikeaboutyou,Shrek?我不在乎别人怎么看我YougotthatkindofIdon'tcarewhatnobodythinksofmething.我喜欢这个我敬佩这个史瑞克Ilikethat.Irespectthat,Shrek.Youallright.瞧那里!谁想住在那里?Whoo!Lookatthat.Who'dwanttoliveinaplacelikethat?那是我的家Thatwouldbemyhome.很好!很漂亮!Oh!Anditislovely!Justbeautiful.你是个相当不错的装饰设计家在预算有限的情况下你所干的令人惊叹!Youarequiteadecorator.It'samazingwhatyou'vedonewithsuchamodestbudget.我喜欢那块石头那是块不错的石头Ilikethatboulder.Thatisaniceboulder.我猜想你不常有客人Iguessyoudon'tentertainmuch,doyou?我喜欢一个人呆着Ilikemyprivacy.我也是一样这是我们的另一个共同点Youknow,Idotoo.That'sanotherthingwehaveincommon.我讨厌有人来Like,Ihateitwhenyougotsomebodyinyourface.来了就不肯走尴尬的沉默You'retryingtogivethemahint,andtheywon'tleave.There'sthatawkwardsilence.-我跟你住可以吗?-什么?-CanIstaywithyou?-Uh,what?让我跟你一起住好吗?CanIstaywithyou,please?-当然!-真的?-Ofcourse!-Really?-不!-我不想回去!-No.-Please!Idon'twannagobackthere!你不知道怪物的生活是什么样的也许你知道Youdon'tknowwhatit'sliketobeconsideredafreak.Well,maybeyoudo.这就是为什么我们要在一起让我留下吧!Butthat'swhywegottasticktogether.Yougottaletmestay!-求求你!-好的-Please!Please!-Okay!Okay!-但只能呆一晚上-谢谢!-Butonenightonly.-Ah!Thankyou!-你干什么不不-这将会很有趣!-WhatareyouNo!No!-Thisisgonnabefun!我们晚点儿睡一起讲故事Wecanstayuplate,swappin'manlystories,早上我做华夫饼andinthemornin'I'mmakin'waffles.-哦-我在哪里睡?-Oh!-Wheredo,uh,Isleep?外头!Outside!哇那很酷Oh,well,Iguessthat'scool.我的意思是我不了解你你也不了解我Imean,Idon'tknowyou,andyoudon'tknowme,因此我想外头最好soIguessoutsideisbest,youknow.我出去了HereIgo.晚安Goodnight.我确实喜欢在外头我是驴子生来就喜欢外头Imean,Idoliketheoutdoors.I'madonkey.Iwasbornoutside.只有我一个人在外头I'lljustbesittingbymyselfoutside,Iguess,youknow.一个人在外头Bymyself,outside.只有我一个人这里除了我没有别人I'mallaloneThere'snooneherebesideme我不是告诉你呆在外头吗?IthoughtItoldyoutostayoutside.我是在外头Iamoutside.老头这比农场差远了不过还有什么办法呢?Well,gents,it'safarcryfromthefarm,butwhatchoicedowehave?这不是家但还算不错It'snothome,butit'lldojustfine.多好的床Whatalovelybed.-抓到了-我找到了些奶酪-Gotya.-Ifoundsomecheese.-哦-真恶心!-Ow!-Biah!Awfulstuff.-是你吗戈德?-你怎么知道是我?-Isthatyou,Gorder?-Howdidyouknow?够了!你在我的房子里干嘛?Enough!Whatareyoudoinginmyhouse?嘿Hey!不不不!Oh,no,no,no.-死女人不能放在桌子上-但床已经被占了!-Deadbroadoffthetable.-Wherearewesupposedtoputher?Thebed'staken.啊?Huh?什么?What?我住在沼泽地里我出告示我我是个可怕的妖怪!Iliveinaswamp.Iputupsigns.I'materrifyingogre!我怎么才能有点儿隐私呢?WhatdoIhavetodotogetalittleprivacy?-啊!-不-Aah!-Oh,no.哦不要Oh,no.不不!No!No!什么?What?-停下-别推-Quitit.-Don'tpush.你们在我的沼泽地里干什么?Whatareyoudoinginmyswamp?沼泽沼泽沼泽Swamp!Swamp!Swamp!哦亲爱的Oh,dear!哇Whoa!好出去你们都出去都走开!Allright,getoutofhere.Allofyou,moveit!快点儿快!Comeon!Let'sgo!Hapaya!Hapaya!Hey!-快点儿快!-不-Quickly.Comeon!-No,no!不是那里不是那里No,no.Notthere.Notthere.哦Oh!别看我我没有邀请他们Hey,don'tlookatme.Ididn'tinvitethem.天哪没人邀请我们Oh,gosh,nooneinvitedus.-什么?-我们被迫来到这里-What?-Wewereforcedtocomehere.-谁强迫你们?-弗瓜王-Bywho?-LordFarquaad.他连吹带唬签署了搬迁布告Hehuffedundhepuffedundhe...signedanevictionnotice.好的Allright.听着有人知道弗瓜王现在在哪里吗?WhoknowswherethisFarquaadguyis?我知道他在哪里Oh,Ido.Iknowwhereheis.还有人知道在哪里能找到他吗?Doesanyoneelseknowwheretofindhim?-没人知道?-我知道!-Anyoneatall?-Me!Me!-谁知道?-选择我!-Anyone?-Oh!Oh,pickme!我知道!我知道!我!Oh,Iknow!Iknow!Me,me!好Okay,fine.注意所有的神话故事人物Attention,allfairytalethings.别再享受了欢迎已经正式结束了Donotgetcomfortable.Yourwelcomeisofficiallywornout.实际上我马上就要去见弗瓜王这个家伙Infact,I'mgonnaseethisguyFarquaadrightnow...把你们从我的地里赶走哪来哪去!andgetyoualloffmylandandbackwhereyoucamefrom!你!Oh!You!你跟我来You'recomin'withme.这正是我喜欢听到的Allright,that'swhatIliketohear,man.史瑞克和驴子两个朋友一起去冒大险ShrekandDonkey,twostalwartfriends,offonawhirlwindbig-cityadventure.我喜欢Iloveit!-又上路了史瑞克跟我唱歌-噢不-OntheroadagainSingitwithme,Shrek.-Hey.Oh,oh!我急不可待要上路了Ican'twaittogetontheroadagain我刚才没说什么WhatdidIsayaboutsinging?-我可以吹口哨儿吗?-不-CanIwhistle?-No.-哼歌吗?-行哼吧-CanIhumit?-Allright,humit.够了他要开口了That'senough.He'sreadytotalk.跑跑赶快跑Run,run,run,asfastasyoucan.你抓不到我我是个姜饼人!Youcan'tcatchme.I'mthegingerbreadman!-你是个魔鬼-我不是你是-You'reamonster.-I'mnotthemonsterhere.Youare.你和其他的神话故事垃圾毒坏了我完美的世界Youandtherestofthatfairytaletrash,poisoningmyperfectworld.他们都到哪里去了?Now,tellme!Wherearetheothers?吃我!Eatme!我设法公平地对待你们这些东西I'vetriedtobefairtoyoucreatures.现在我的耐心消失了!告诉我不然Nowmypatiencehasreacheditsend!TellmeorI'll不别动我的糖浆扣子!No,no,notthebuttons.Notmygumdropbuttons.谁把他们藏起来了?Allrightthen.Who'shidingthem?好我告诉你你知道松饼人吗?Okay,I'lltellyou.Doyouknowthemuffinman?-松饼人?-松饼人-Themuffinman?-Themuffinman.对我知道松饼人她住在特鲁里街?Yes,Iknowthemuffinman,wholivesonDruryLane?她跟松饼人结婚了Well,she'smarriedtothemuffinman.-松饼人?-松饼人!-Themuffinman?-Themuffinman!她跟松饼人结婚了She'smarriedtothemuffinman.主人!我们找到了?Mylord!Wefoundit.你还等什么?把它拿进来Thenwhatareyouwaitingfor?Bringitin.哦Oh!-魔镜-别告诉他!-Magicmirror-Don'ttellhimanything!别!No!晚安Evening.镜子镜子墙上的镜子Mirror,mirror,onthewall.这不是最完美的王国吗?Isthisnotthemostperfectkingdomofthemall?严格地讲你不是国王Well,technicallyyou'renotaking.西龙涅斯Uh,Thelonius.-你说什么?-我说你还不是国王-Youweresaying?-WhatImeanis,you'renotakingyet.但你可以成为国王你只要和公主结婚就行了Butyoucanbecomeone.Allyouhavetodoismarryaprincess.接着说Goon.那么放松坐下吧我的主人So,justsitbackandrelax,mylord,因为你就要会见当今最合格的未婚女子了becauseit'stimeforyoutomeettoday'seligiblebachelorettes.她们来了!Andheretheyare!一号倍受精神折磨她被关在遥远的王国Bachelorettenumberoneisamentallyabusedshut-infromakingdomfar,faraway.她喜欢吃寿司和洗热水浴Shelikessushiandhottubbinganytime.她的爱好还包括为她的两个坏姐姐清理卫生Herhobbiesincludecookingandcleaningforhertwoevilsisters.请大家欢迎灰姑娘!PleasewelcomeCinderella.二号是位身穿斗篷的姑娘她来自奇妙的国土Bachelorettenumbertwoisacape-wearinggirlfromthelandoffancy.她与七个男人一起生活但她很不简单Althoughsheliveswithsevenothermen,she'snoteasy.吻她冰凉的嘴唇看看她的激情有多么强烈Justkissherdead,frozenlipsandfindoutwhatalivewiresheis.快来为白雪公主鼓掌吧!Comeon.GiveitupforSnowWhite!最后但当然不是最差的Andlast,butcertainlynotleast,一位来自火山岩浆围绕城堡bachelorettenumberthreeisafieryredhead...被龙看守的红发姑娘fromadragon-guardedcastlesurroundedbyhotboilinglava!但别因此而灰心Butdon'tletthatcoolyouoff.她是个上了膛的手枪喜欢喝皮钠-可拉达She'saloadedpistolwholikespinacoladasandgettingcaughtintherain.你去救她菲奥纳公主Yoursfortherescuing,PrincessFiona!是一号?Sowillitbebachelorettenumberone,还是三号?bachelorettenumbertwoorbachelorettenumberthree?-二号!-三号!三号!-Two!Two!-Three!Three!-二号!-三号!三号!-Two!Two!-Three!三?一?三?Three?One?Three?选三号吧主人!Three!Picknumberthree,mylord!好好三号!Okay,okay,uh,numberthree!弗瓜王你挑选了菲奥纳公主LordFarquaad,you'vechosenPrincessFiona.Ifyoulikepinacoladas菲奥纳公主PrincessFiona.她是十全十美的She'sperfect.我只想找一个AllIhavetodoisjustfindsomeone我应该说一下儿晚上的事ButIprobablyshouldmentionthelittlethingthathappensatnight.-我会跟她结婚的-日落后-I'lldoit.-Yes,butaftersunset安静!我要让菲奥纳公主成为王后Silence!IwillmakethisPrincessFionamyqueen,杜洛克最终将有一个十全十美的国王andDuLocwillfinallyhavetheperfectking!队长集合你最好的士兵Captain,assembleyourfinestmen.我们就要举行比武大会了We'regoingtohaveatournament.就在那里那是杜洛克Butthat'sit.That'sitrightthere.That'sDuLoc.我说过我会找到的ItoldyaI'dfindit.那么那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了So,thatmustbeLordFarquaad'scastle.就是那里Uh-huh.That'stheplace.你看他是不是在弥补什么?Doyouthinkmaybehe'scompensatingforsomething?等等!等一下儿史瑞克Hey,wait.Waitup,Shrek.快点儿宝贝儿我们晚了Hurry,darling.We'relate.Hurry.嘿Hey,you!等等我不会吃掉你的Waitasecond.Look,I'mnotgonnaeatya.我只是我只IjustIjust很安静It'squiet.太安静了Tooquiet.-人都到哪里去了?-你看看这个!-Whereiseverybody?-Hey,lookatthis!WelcometoDuLocsuchaperfecttownHerewehavesomerulesLetuslaythemdownDon'tmakewavesstayinlineandwe'llgetalongfineDuLocisaperfectplaceDuLocisaperfectplacePleasekeepoffofthegrassShineyourshoeswipeyourfaceDuLocisDuLocisDuLocisaperfectPlace我们再来一遍!Wow!Let'sdothatagain!不不不不!No.No.No,no,no!No.勇敢的骑士Braveknights.你们是世界上最优秀最聪明的人Youarethebestandbrightestinalltheland.今天你们中的一个将证明Todayoneofyoushallprovehimself你想挨揍?Allright.You'regoingtherightwayforasmackedbottom.对不起Sorryaboutthat.冠军将得到荣誉不特权Thatchampionshallhavethehonourno,notheprivilege...去从龙严密的看守中togoforthandrescuethelovelyPrincessFiona...救出可爱的菲奥纳公主fromthefierykeepofthedragon.如果由于什么原因冠军没有成功Ifforanyreasonthewinnerisunsuccessful,亚军将接着去完成thefirstrunner-upwilltakehisplace...如此类推andsoonandsoforth.你们中间有些人可能会死但这是我愿意做出的牺牲Someofyoumaydie,butit'sasacrificeIamwillingtomake.比武现在开始!Letthetournamentbegin!哦Oh!那是什么?Whatisthat?-真丑死人了!-这可不怎么样-It'shideous!-Ah,that'snotverynice.-不过是头驴子-嗯?-It'sjustadonkey.-Huh?骑士们新 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!Indeed.Knights,newplan!杀死那个妖怪的人将被授予冠军!进攻!Theonewhokillstheogrewillbenamedchampion!Haveathim!-抓住他!-现在快!等等-Gethim!-Oh,hey!Nowcomeon!Hangonnow.去!抓住他!Goahead!Gethim!我们可以喝酒解决吗?Can'twejustsettlethisoverapint?杀死这个野兽!Killthebeast!不?那么好吧No?Allrightthen.来吧!Comeon!Idon'tgiveadamnaboutmyreputationYou'relivinginthepastIt'sanewgenerationAgirlcandowhatshewantstodoAndthat'swhatI'mgonnadoAndIdon'tgiveadamnaboutmybadreputationOhnononononoNotme-我我-嘿史瑞克让我来!让我来!-Me,me,me-Hey,Shrek,tagme!Tagme!AndIdon'tgiveadamnaboutmyreputationNeversaidIwantedtoimprovemystationAh!AndI'malwaysfeelin'goodwhenI'mhavingfunAndIdon'thavetopleasenoone给他坐电椅!Thechair!Givehimthechair!AndIdon'tgiveadamnaboutmybadreputationOhnononononoNotmeMememeOhnonononoNotmenotmeNotme哦啊啊Oh,yeah!Ah!Ah!谢谢!十分感谢!Thankyou!Thankyouverymuch!我一直呆到周四尝尝牛肉!I'mheretillThursday.Trytheveal!Ha,ha!我可以下命令吗主人?ShallIgivetheorder,sir?不我有个更好的主意No,Ihaveabetteridea.杜洛克的人们他就是我们的冠军!PeopleofDuLoc,Igiveyouourchampion!-什么?-祝贺你青怪-What?-Congratulations,ogre.你赢得了从事一个伟大高尚的任务荣誉You'vewonthehonourofembarkingonagreatandnoblequest.任务?我的任务就是要寻求归还我的沼泽地Quest?I'malreadyonaquest,aquesttogetmyswampback.-你的沼泽地?-对我的沼泽地!-Yourswamp?-Yeah,myswamp!你把那些家伙扔在那里!Whereyoudumpedthosefairytalecreatures!的确Indeed.是的妖怪我们做个交易Allright,ogre,I'llmakeyouadeal.你为我完成任务我就把沼泽地还给你Goonthisquestforme,andI'llgiveyouyourswampback.恢复原状?Exactlythewayitwas?恢复到粘泥覆盖的原始模样Downtothelastslime-coveredtoadstool.-那些擅自占据者呢?-全部搬走-Andthesquatters?-Asgoodasgone.什么样的任务?Whatkindofquest?你要去跟龙作战Letmegetthisstraight.You'regonnagofightadragon...救出公主然后回到沼泽地去andrescueaprincessjustsoFarquaadwillgiveyoubackaswamp...你现在没有沼泽地了因为弗瓜王塞了些怪物进去whichyouonlydon'thavebecausehefilleditfulloffreaksinthefirstplace.-这不对吗?-也许驴子不会讲话是有道理的-Isthataboutright?-Maybethere'sagoodreasondonkeysshouldn'ttalk.你为什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上?Idon'tgetit.Whydon'tyoujustpullsomeofthatogrestuffonhim?包围他的堡垒Throttlehim,laysiegetohisfortress,碾碎他的骨头夹面包吃妖怪所有的本事grindhisbonestomakeyourbread,thewholeogretrip.我知道Oh,Iknowwhat.也许我可以砍掉全村人的头MaybeIcouldhavedecapitatedanentirevillage...把他们挂在长矛上andputtheirheadsonapike,拿把刀割开他们的脾喝他们的脾液gottenaknife,cutopentheirspleenanddrinktheirfluids.你看怎么样?Doesthatsoundgoodtoyou?不真的不怎么样Uh,no,notreally,no.告诉你妖怪比你想像的复杂Foryourinformation,there'salotmoretoogresthanpeoplethink.-举个例子-例子?-Example?-Example?-好妖怪就像洋葱-它们辣臭?-Okay,um,ogresarelikeonions.-Theystink?-不-让你流泪?-不!-YesNo!-Theymakeyoucry?-No!你把它们放在阳光下它们都会变黄?Youleavethemoutinthesun,theygetallbrown,startsproutin'littlewhitehairs.是层!No!Layers!洋葱有很多多层Onionshavelayers.妖怪多层!洋葱多层Ogreshavelayers!Onionshavelayers.你明白吗?我们都有好多层Yougetit?Webothhavelayers.你们都有好多层Oh,youbothhavelayers.Oh.可并不是人人都喜欢洋葱Youknow,noteverybodylikesonions.蛋糕!大家都喜欢蛋糕!Cake!Everybodylovescakes!Cakeshavelayers.我不管大家喜欢什么Idon'tcare...whateveryonelikes.妖怪不像蛋糕Ogresarenotlikecakes.你知道大家还喜欢什么?冻糕Youknowwhatelseeverybodylikes?Parfaits.你试过问别人:吃冻糕Haveyouevermetaperson,yousay,Let'sgetsomeparfait,他回答:不我不喜欢冻糕?theysay,No,Idon'tlikenoparfait?-冻糕味道好极了-没有!-Parfaitsaredelicious.-No!你这个愚蠢讨厌的驴子Youdense,irritating,miniaturebeastofburden!妖怪像洋葱!行了吧Ogresarelikeonions!Endofstory.再见回头见Bye-bye.Seeyalater.冻糕也许是这个星球上最可口的东西Parfaitsmaybethemostdeliciousthingonthewholedamnplanet.我想我宁愿听你哼歌Youknow,IthinkIpreferredyourhumming.你有餐巾纸吗?我这里一塌糊涂Doyouhaveatissueorsomething?I'mmakingamess.冻糕这个词让我流口水了Justthewordparfaitmakemestartslobbering.I'monmywayfrommiserytohappinesstodayUh-huhuh-huhUh-huhuh-huhI'monmywayfrommiserytohappinesstodayUh-huhuh-huhUh-huhuh-huhAndeverythingthatyoureceiveupyonderIswhatyougivetomethedayIwanderI'monmywayI'monmywayI'monmyway史瑞克!是你干的吗?Ooh!Shrek!Didyoudothat?你放屁之前得 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一声Yougottawarnsomebodybeforeyoujustcrackoneoff.Mymouthwasopen.相信我驴子如果是我你早就薰死了Believeme,Donkey,ifitwasme,you'dbedead.是硫磺石It'sbrimstone.-我们一定快到了-对硫磺石-Wemustbegettingclose.-Yeah,right,brimstone.别告诉我硫磺石我知道我闻到了什么不可能是硫磺石Don'tbetalkingaboutit'sthebrimstone.IknowwhatIsmell.Itwasn'tnobrimstone.也没有什么石头Itdidn'tcomeoffnostoneneither.确实够大的了但看一下位置Sure,it'sbigenough,butlookatthelocation.史瑞克?记得你说过妖怪有好多层吗?Uh,Shrek?Uh,rememberwhenyousaidogreshavelayers?没错Oh,aye.我有点儿事要坦白Well,Ihaveabitofaconfessiontomake.驴子没有好多层我们的恐惧都表现在袖子上Donkeysdon'thavelayers.Wewearourfearrightoutthereonoursleeves.-等等!驴子没有袖子-你明白我的意思-Waitasecond.Donkeysdon'thavesleeves.-YouknowwhatImean.你不能对我说你怕高Youcan'ttellmeyou'reafraidofheights.在沸腾岩浆湖摇晃的桥上走我不舒服I'mjustalittleuncomfortableaboutbeingonaricketybridgeoveraboilinglakeoflava!别怕驴子我就在你身边Comeon,Donkey.I'mrightherebesideya,okay?帮助和鼓励你Foremotionalsupport,我们一起来通过一次迈一婴儿小步we'lljusttacklethisthingtogetheronelittlebabystepatatime.-真的?-真的真的-Really?-Really,really.-这样我感觉好多了-往前走-Okay,thatmakesmefeelsomuchbetter.-Justkeepmoving.-别往下看-别往下看别往下看-Anddon'tlookdown.-Okay,don'tlookdown.Don'tlookdown.别往下看往前走别往下看Don'tlookdown.Keeponmoving.Don'tlookdown.史瑞克!我在往下看!Shrek!I'mlookin'down!我过不去了!请放了我吧!Oh,God,Ican'tdothis!Justletmeoff,please!-你已经走了一半了!-我知道那部分安全!-Butyou'realreadyhalfway.-ButIknowthathalfissafe!好我没有时间你回去吧Okay,fine.Idon'thavetimeforthis.Yougoback.-史瑞克!-等等!-Shrek,no!Wait!-Just,Donkey-我们交换一下儿位置-别这样!-Let'shaveadancethen,shallwe?-Don'tdothat!对不起别哪样?Oh,I'msorry.Dowhat?-这样?-对那样-Oh,this?-Yes,that!怎么了?就这样好Yes?Yes,doit.Okay.不史瑞克No,Shrek!-不!停下!-你说就这样!我在这样做啊-No!Stopit!-Yousaiddoit!I'mdoin'it.史瑞克我要死了我要死了I'mgonnadie.I'mgonnadie.Shrek,I'mgonnadie.哦Oh!这就行了驴子这就行了That'lldo,Donkey.That'lldo.酷Cool.那么喷火的家伙在哪里?Sowhereisthisfirebreathingpainintheneckanyway?在里面等我们来救她Inside,waitingforustorescueher.我说的是那条龙史瑞克Iwastalkin'aboutthedragon,Shrek.你怕吗?Youafraid?不怕但No,butShh.嗯我也不怕Oh,good.Meneither.害怕并不是过错'Causethere'snothin'wrongwithbein'afraid.害怕是对陌生环境的敏感反应Fear'sasensibleresponsetoanunfamiliarsituation.陌生的危险环境Unfamiliardangeroussituation,Imightadd.有一条喷火的龙Withadragonthatbreathesfireandeatsknightsandbreathesfire,害怕并不意味着你是胆小鬼itsuredoesn'tmeanyou'reacowardifyou'realittlescared.我确信史瑞克不是胆小鬼Isureasheckain'tnocoward.Iknowthat.驴子两件事好吗?Donkey,twothings,okay?闭嘴Shut...up.闭嘴去看看能不能找到楼梯Nowgooverthereandseeifyoucanfindanystairs.楼梯?我以为我们在找公主Stairs?Ithoughtwewaslookin'fortheprincess.她在楼上在最高塔内最高的房间里Theprincesswillbeupthestairsinthehighestroominthetallesttower.-你怎么知道她在那里?-我从书上看到的-Whatmakesyouthinkshe'llbethere?-Ireaditinabookonce.酷你对付龙我来找楼梯Cool.Youhandlethedragon.I'llhandlethestairs.等我找到楼梯我也要抽它们的屁股I'llfindthosestairs.I'llwhiptheirbutttoo.它们并不知道该去哪里Thosestairswon'tknowwhichwaythey'regoin'.我要走难走的路I'mgonnatakedrasticsteps.别打扰我我是爬楼梯老手Kickittothekerb.Don'tmesswithme.I'mthestairmaster.我已经征服楼梯了踏上一步就没有问 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了I'vemasteredthestairs.IwishIhadasteprighthere.I'dstepalloverit.至少我们知道公主在哪里但哪里Well,atleastweknowwheretheprincessis,butwhere'sthe喷火龙!Dragon!驴子当心!Donkey,lookout!抓住你了!Gotya!哇哇哇Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!哦啊啊Oh!Aah!Aah!哦不不No.Oh,no.No!你的牙齿真大Oh,whatlargeteethyouhave.我是说闪亮的牙齿你也许经常听人这么夸奖Imean,white,sparklingteeth.Iknowyouprobablyhearthisallthetimefromyourfood,但你一定漂白了因为你的笑很耀眼butyoumustbleach,'causethatisonedazzlingsmileyougotthere.我闻到了是薄荷味吗?DoIdetectahintofmintyfreshness?你知道吗?你是条雌龙!Andyouknowwhatelse?You'reYou'reagirldragon!当然!我是说当然你是雌龙Oh,sure!Imean,ofcourseyou'reagirldragon.你散发着女性的美You'rejustreekingoffemininebeauty.你怎么了?眼里掉进东西了?What'sthematterwithyou?Yougotsomethinginyoureye?噢Ooh.Oh.Oh.我真的愿意留下但Man,I'dreallylovetostay,but,youknow,I'm,uh我有气喘病如果你吐烟圈我会受不了的I'manasthmatic,andIdon'tknowifit'dworkoutifyou'regonnablowsmokerings.史瑞克!Shrek!不史瑞克!史瑞克!No!Shrek!Shrek!史瑞克Shrek!哦哦Oh!Oh!-醒醒!-什么?-Wakeup!-What?你是菲奥纳公主吗?AreyouPrincessFiona?是我在等待一个勇敢的骑士来救我Iam,awaitingaknightsoboldastorescueme.很好我们走吧!Oh,that'snice.Nowlet'sgo!等等骑士先生Butwait,SirKnight.这是我们第一次见面Thisbeingourfirstmeeting.这不该是一个非常浪漫的时刻吗?Shoulditnotbeawonderful,romanticmoment?-是对不起女士没时间-你在干什么?-Yeah,sorry,lady.There'snotime.-Hey,wait.Whatareyoudoing?你应该抱起我Youshouldsweepmeoffmyfeet...冲出远处的窗户落在你勇敢的马上outyonderwindowanddownaropeontoyourvaliantsteed.你有很多时间计划这些是不是?You'vehadalotoftimetoplanthis,haven'tyou?嗯Mm-hmm.但我们得品尝这个时刻!Butwehavetosavourthismoment!你该给我背段壮丽的诗Youcouldreciteanepicpoemforme.叙事史诗?行诗!Aballad?Asonnet!-行打油诗?或是别的!-我并不这样认为-Alimerick?Orsomething!-Idon'tthinkso.至少我该知道英雄的名字吧?CanIatleastknowthenameofmychampion?我叫史瑞克Um,Shrek.史瑞克先生SirShrek.我祈求你把这个手帕当作我感谢的象征Ipraythatyoutakethisfavourasatokenofmygratitude.谢谢Thanks!你没有杀死龙?Youdidn'tslaythedragon?-这在我们的计划内-来!-It'sonmytodolist.-Nowcomeon!但不该这样!Butthisisn'tright!你应该像其他骑士一样在他们被烧死前冲锋陷阵挥剑拔刀Youweremeanttochargein,sworddrawn,bannerflying.所有的骑士都应该这样That'swhatalltheotherknightsdid.在他们被烧成焦炭之前对吧?Yeah,rightbeforetheyburstintoflame.这不是问题所在That'snotthepoint.Oh!你去哪里?出口在那边儿Wait.Whereareyougoing?Theexit'soverthere.我要救我的驴子Well,Ihavetosavemyass.你是什么骑士?Whatkindofknightareyou?独一无二的骑士Oneofakind.慢点儿慢点儿宝贝儿Slowdown.Slowdown,baby,please.时间久了才能全面了解一个人Ibelieveit'shealthytogettoknowsomeoneoveralongperiodoftime.就叫我老古板吧Justcallmeoldfashioned.我不想仓促拥有肉体关系Idon'twanttorushintoaphysicalrelationship.我感情上还没有投入这I'mnotemotionallyreadyforacommitmentof,uh,this伟大是我要找的字MagnitudereallyisthewordI'mlookingfor.伟大这是不想要的肉体关系MagnitudeHey,thatisunwantedphysicalcontact.你在干什么?Hey,whatareyoudoing?让我们回头一步一步地来Okay,okay.Let'sjustbackupalittleandtakethisonestepatatime.我们真的应该先做个朋友或者笔友Wereallyshouldgettoknoweachotherfirstasfriendsorpenpals.我经常在路上旅行但我喜欢接收明信片I'montheroadalot,butIjustlovereceivingcards我确实想留下但I'dreallylovetostay,but别这样!这是我私人的尾巴Don'tdothat!That'smytail!That'smypersonaltail.你要去掉?你要用它做什么?You'regonnatearitoff.Idon'tgivepermissionWhatareyougonnadowiththat?现在!不行不!Hey,now.Noway.No!No!不不不不No,no!No.No,no,no!No!Oh!-嗨公主!-它会说话!-Hi,Princess!-Ittalks!对让他闭嘴得用窍门Yeah,it'sgettinghimtoshutupthat'sthetrick.哦Oh!好你们俩朝出口前进!Okay,youtwo,headfortheexit!我来对付龙I'lltakecareofthedragon.快跑Run!你成功了!你救了我!Youdidit!真令人惊叹你Yourescuedme!You'reamazing.You're你太伟大了你是You'rewonderful.You're...我得承认有点儿怪alittleunorthodoxI'lladmit.但你的行为伟大心底纯洁Butthydeedisgreat,andthineheartispure.我将永远感激你Iameternallyinyourdebt.没有高贵的马哪里有勇敢的骑士?Andwherewouldabraveknightbewithouthisnoblesteed?我希望你听到了这些话她说我是高贵的马!Ihopeyouheardthat.Shecalledmeanoblesteed.ShethinkI'masteed.战斗打赢了Thebattleiswon.你可以摘掉头盔了好骑士先生Youmayremoveyourhelmet,goodSirKnight.-不?-为什么不?-Uh,no.-Whynot?我的头发被压扁了Ihavehelmethair.求你我想看看救我人的脸Please.Iwould'stlookuponthefaceofmyrescuer.不不你不想No,no,youwouldn't'st.可你怎么吻我?Buthowwillyoukissme?什么?这不在工作的要求里What?Thatwasn'tinthejobdescription.也许是个奖赏Maybeit'saperk.不是命运你一定要知道是怎么回事No,it'sdestiny.Oh,youmustknowhowitgoes.一个被关在塔楼里由龙看守的公主Aprincesslockedinatowerandbesetbyadragon...被一个勇敢的骑士搭救了isrescuedbyabraveknight,然后他们分享了真爱的第一个吻andthentheysharetruelove'sfirstkiss.和史瑞克?你想等等Hmm?WithShrek?YouthinkWait.你以为他是你的真爱?Wait.YouthinkthatShrekisyourtruelove?是啊!Well,yes.你以为史瑞克是你的真爱!?YouthinkShrekisyourtruelove!这有什么好笑的?Whatissofunny?我不是你喜欢的类型Let'sjustsayI'mnotyourtype,okay?你是你救了我Ofcourse,youare.You'remyrescuer.现在摘掉你的头盔NowNowremoveyourhelmet.这不是个好主意Look.Ireallydon'tthinkthisisagoodidea.-就把头盔摘掉-不-Justtakeoffthehelmet.-I'mnotgoingto.-摘掉现在!-不!-Takeitoff.-No!-现在!-好!-Now!-Okay!别发火听从你的命令阁下Easy.Asyoucommand,YourHighness.你你是个青怪YouYou'reanogre.你以为我像王子一样漂亮?Oh,youwereexpectingPrinceCharming.嗯对是这样的Well,yes,actually.不都搞错了Oh,no.Thisisallwrong.你不应该是个青怪You'renotsupposedtobeanogre.公主我是被弗瓜王派来救你的Princess,IwassenttorescueyoubyLordFarquaad,okay?是他想跟你结婚He'stheonewhowantstomarryyou.那他为什么不来救我?Thenwhydidn'thecomerescueme?好问题到那里后你去问他Goodquestion.Youshouldaskhimthatwhenwegetthere.但我该被真爱的人搭救ButIhavetoberescuedbymytruelove,而不是被妖怪和他的宠物搭救notbysomeogreandhishispet.再也不是高贵的马了Somuchfornoblesteed.你使我的工作更麻烦了You'renotmakingmyjobanyeasier.对不起你的工作不是我的问题I'msorry,butyourjobisnotmyproblem.你去告诉弗瓜王如果他想体面地救我YoucantellLordFarquaadthatifhewantstorescuemeproperly,我就在这里等他I'llbewaitingforhimrighthere.我不是个送信的我是个送货的Hey!I'mnoone'smessengerboy,allright?I'madeliveryboy.你不敢Youwouldn'tdare.-把我放下!-你来吗驴子?-Putmedown!-Yacomin',Donkey?我就在你后面I'mrightbehindya.放下我不然你将自食其果!Putmedown,oryouwillsuffertheconsequences!这太没有尊严了!放下我!Thisisnotdignified!Putmedown!现在又有个问题Okay,sohere'sanotherquestion.有个女人她喜欢你但你不喜欢她Saythere'sawomanthatdigsyou,right,butyoudon'treallylikeherthatway.怎么才能容易地摆脱她而不让她受伤害呢?Howdoyouletherdownrealeasysoherfeelingsaren'thurt,而你也不会她所伤害或吃掉?butyoudon'tgetburnedtoacrispandeaten?就告诉她她不是你真爱的人Youjusttellhershe'snotyourtruelove.当发现了真爱时每个人都明白会Everyoneknowestwhathappenswhenyoufindyour嘿Hey!越早赶到杜洛克越好ThesoonerwegettoDuLocthebetter.你会喜欢那里的那里很美丽!You'regonnaloveitthere,Princess.It'sbeautiful!我的未婚夫弗瓜王怎么样?他长得什么样?Andwhatofmygroomtobe?LordFarquaad?What'shelike?我这样来说吧公主Letmeputitthisway,Princess.像弗瓜王那样的人很少MenofFarquaad'sstatureareinshortsupply.我不知道有人很少瞧见他Idon'tknow.Therearethosewhothinklittleofhim.停下你俩都停下Stopit.Stopit,bothofyou.你们是在嫉妒你们没法跟弗瓜王比You'rejustjealousyoucannevermeasureuptoagreatrulerlikeLordFarquaad.对也许你说得对公主Yeah,well,maybeyou'reright,Princess.但明天见到他时你最好亲自量量他ButI'llletyoudothemeasuringwhenyouseehimtomorrow.明天?要等那么久啊?Tomorrow?It'lltakethatlong?-我们停下露营吧?-不那会更久-Shouldn'twestoptomakecamp?-No,that'lltakelonger.-我们接着走吧-但树林里可能有强盗-Wecankeepgoing.-Butthere'srobbersinthewoods.停下!露营现在听起来不错!Whoa!Timeout,Shrek!Camping'sstartingtosoundgood.我比这个森林里任何的东西都更可怕Hey,comeon.I'mscarierthananythingwe'regoingtoseeinthisforest.我要找个地方露营!Ineedtofindsomewheretocampnow!-哎!过来-史瑞克我们可以找个更好的地方-Hey!Overhere.-Shrek,wecandobetterthanthat.我认为这对一位公主并不合适Idon'tthinkthisisfitforaprincess.不不太完美了它只不过需要一点家的气氛No,no,it'sperfect.Itjustneedsafewhomeytouches.家的气氛?像什么?Homeytouches?Likewhat?一扇门?好吧绅士晚安Adoor?Well,gentlemen,Ibidtheegoodnight.睡前我跟你讲个故事吧我会讲Youwantmetoreadyouabedtimestory?Iwill.我说晚安!Isaidgoodnight!史瑞克你在做什么?Shrek,whatareyoudoing?我只是你知道哦别担心IjustYouknowOh,comeon.我只是开玩笑的Iwasjustkidding.呃那个那是斯洛白克And,uh,thatone,that'sThrowback,是唯一一个吐过三个麦地的妖怪theonlyogretoeverspitoverthreewheatfields.对好Right.Yeah.哎你能看星象说出我的未来吗?Hey,canyoutellmyfuturefromthesestars?星象不能告诉我们未来它们告诉我们故事Thestarsdon'ttellthefuture,Donkey.Theytellstories.看布拉纳特臭气Look,there'sBloodnut,theFlatulent.-你可以猜出为什么它很出名-你在编造-Youcanguesswhathe'sfamousfor.-Iknowyou'remakingthisup.不看它在那里No,look.Thereheis,猎人都被它臭跑了andthere'sthegroupofhuntersrunningawayfromhisstench.它们只是一群小星星Thatain'tnothin'butabunchoflittledots.有时候事情不像表面上看起来那么简单Sometimesthingsaremorethantheyappear.呃?Hmm?算了吧Forgetit.哎史瑞克回到沼泽地之后我们做什么?Hey,Shrek,whatwegonnadowhenwegetourswampanyway?我们的沼泽地?Ourswamp?你知道我们救了公主Youknow,whenwe'rethroughrescuingtheprincess.我们?驴子不是我们没有我们We?Donkey,there'snowe.There'snoour.那是我的沼泽地There'sjustmeandmyswamp.我要做的第一件事就是在我的领土建一个十英尺高的围墙ThefirstthingI'mgonnadoisbuildaten-footwallaroundmyland.你伤害了我史瑞克Youcutmedeep,Shrek.你刚才深深的伤害了我Youcutmerealdeepjustnow.你知道我在想什么吗?YouknowwhatIthink?我想围墙只是为了堵人Ithinkthiswholewallthingisjustawaytokeepsomebodyout.-不你怎么想?-你在隐瞒什么吗?-No,doyathink?-Areyouhidin'something?别介意驴子Nevermind,Donkey.哦这是另一个洋葱的问题不是吗?Oh,thisisanotheroneofthoseonionthings,isn'tit?不这是一个不该谈的事情No,thisisoneofthosedropitandleaveitalonethings.-为什么你不想说这个?-为什么你想?-Whydon'tyouwanttotalkaboutit?-Whydoyouwantto?-为什么你要封闭你自己?-我没有-Whyareyoublocking?-I'mnotblocking.-哦是的你有-驴子我警告你-Oh,yes,youare.-Donkey,I'mwarningyou.-你想堵住谁?-所有人!行了吧?-Whoyoutryingtokeepout?-Everyone!Okay?哦我们现在有所进展了Oh,nowwe'regettin'somewhere.哦看在圣彼得的面上Oh!FortheloveofPete!你的问题是什么?你对世界有什么不满吗?What'syourproblem?Whatyougotagainstthewholeworld?不是我有什么不满知道吗?I'mnottheonewiththeproblem,okay?是世界遗弃了我It'stheworldthatseemstohaveaproblemwithme.人们看见我就会说:啊救命快跑Peopletakeonelookatmeandgo,Aah!Help!Run!一个愚蠢而又丑陋的怪物Abig,stupid,uglyogre!他们不了解我就下了结论Theyjudgemebeforetheyevenknowme.这就是为什么我最好离开That'swhyI'mbetteroffalone.你知道什么?Youknowwhat?当我们见面是我不认为你是一个愚蠢而又丑陋的怪物Whenwemet,Ididn'tthinkyouwasjustabig,stupid,uglyogre.是的我知道Yeah,Iknow.那呃天上有驴子吗?So,uh,arethereanydonkeysupthere?是的那里有是个多嘴Well,there's,um,Gabby,麻烦的小驴子theSmallandAnnoying.好的我现在看到了那个大的闪闪发光的就在那里那里的那个吗?Okay,Iseeitnow.Thebigshinyone,rightthere.Thatonethere?-那是月亮-哦是的-That'sthemoon.-Oh,okay.再让我看看Again.Showmeagain.镜子镜子让我再看看她让我看到公主Mirror,mirror,showhertome.Showmetheprincess.哼Hmph.啊十全十美Ah.Perfect.嗯你知道我喜欢这样Mmm,yeah,youknowIlikeitlikethat.-对宝贝我说过我喜欢这样-驴子醒醒-Comeon,baby.IsaidIlikeit.-Donkey,wakeup.-呃什么?-起来了-Huh?What?-Wakeup.-什么?-早上好-What?-Goodmorning.你喜欢吃什么样的蛋?Howdoyoulikeyoureggs?-早安公主!-这是怎么回事?-Goodmorning,Princess!-What'sallthisabout?昨天我们一开始相处得有点不太好Wekindofgotofftoabadstartyesterday.我想补偿你一下Iwantedtomakeituptoyou.毕竟是你救了我Afterall,youdidrescueme.Uh谢谢了Uh,thanks.Well快点吃我们还有大段路在前头呢Well,eatup.We'vegotabigdayaheadofus.史瑞克!Shrek!什么啊?这是个赞美What?It'sacompliment.我总是说"不吐不快"的Betteroutthanin,Ialwayssay.Well在公主面前可不该这样失态的Well,it'snowaytobehaveinfrontofaprincess.-谢谢-她和你一样粗鲁-Thanks.-She'sasnastyasyouare.你知道吗?你确实和我想象中的不太一样Youknow,you'renotexactlywhatIexpected.Well也许在你了解了一个人之前是不该对他乱下结论的Well.Maybeyoushouldn'tjudgepeoplebeforeyougettoknowthem.Laliberte!Hey!(法语:自由万岁!)Laliberte!"Hey!"公主!Princess!你要干什么?Whatareyoudoing?安静些moncherie(法:亲爱的)因为我是你的救星!Bestill,"moncherie,"forIamyoursaviour!我正救你离开这头绿色的...AndIamrescuingyoufromthisgreen-...怪兽-Hey!-beast.-Hey!那是我的公主!去找你自己的吧!That'smyprincess!Gofindyourown!拜托怪物!你没看见我现在很忙吗?Please,monster!Can'tyouseeI'malittlebusyhere?听着老友我不知道你认为自己是谁!Look,pal,Idon'tknowwhoyouthinkyouare!Oh!当然!Oh真是失礼了!Oh!Ofcourse!Oh,howrude.请允许我来自我介绍一下PleaseletmeintroducemyseIf.Oh手足们!Oh,MerryMen!Ta,dah,dah,dah,whooIstealfromtherichandgivetotheneedy-Hetakesaweepercentage-ButI'mnotgreedyIrescueprettydamselsMan,I'mgood-Whataguy,MonsieurHood-BreakitdownIlikeanhonestfightandasaucylittlemaid-Whathe'sbasicallysayingishelikestoget...-Paid-So-Whenanogreinthebushgrabsaladybythetush-That'sbad-That'sbadWhenabeauty'swithabeastitmakesmeawfullymadHe'smadHe'sreally,reallymadI'lltakemybladeandramitthroughyourheartKeepyoureyesonme,boys'causeI'mabouttostart伙计这帮人渣可真讨厌!Man,thatwasannoying!Oh你这个小...Oh,youlittle...Um可以走了吗Um,shallwe?保持联系Holdthephone.Oh!Whoawhoawhoa等我一下Oh!Whoa,whoa,whoa.Holdonnow.-你从哪学来的?-学什么?-Wheredidthatcomefrom?-What?那个啊!刚才那里真令人吃惊!That!Backthere.Thatwasamazing!你从哪学到的啊?Wheredidyoulearnthat?Well当你独自生活时Well...Whenonelivesalone,uh你必须得学点本领以防万一...uh,onehastolearnthesethingsincasethere'sa...-你屁股上有支箭!-什么?-There'sanarrowinyourbutt!-What?-Oh你能帮忙看看吗?-Ohno这都是我的错-Oh,wouldyoulookatthat?-Oh,no.Thisisallmyfault.-真的很对不起-为什么?出什么事了?-I'msosorry.-Why?What'swrong?-史瑞克受伤了-史瑞克受伤了史瑞克受伤了?OhnoShrek你可千万别死啊!-Shrek'shurt.-Shrek'shurt.Shrek'shurt?Oh,no,Shrek'sgonnadie.-驴子我没事-你不可以这样子对我我还年轻你别死啊!-Donkey,I'mokay.-Youcan'tdothistome.I'mtooyoungforyoutodie.快抬起你的腿转动你的头大力咳两声Keepyourlegselevated.Turnyourheadandcough.-有谁会Heimlich急救法啊?-驴子!冷静点-DoesanyoneknowtheHeimlich?-Donkey!Calmdown.如果你想帮Shrek就到树林里去找有红色刺的蓝色花IfyouwanttohelpShrek,runintothewoodsandfindmeablueflowerwithredthorns.蓝色花、红色刺Okay我马上去蓝色花、红色刺蓝色花、红色刺Blueflower,redthorns.Okay,I'monit.Blueflower,redthorns.不要死Shrek如果你见到长隧道出现千万别走进光里面!Don'tdie,Shrek.Ifyouseealongtunnel,stayawayfromthelight!-驴子!-Ohyeah好的蓝色花、红色刺...-Donkey!-Oh,yeah.Right.Blueflower,redthorns.-蓝色花、红色刺-那种花是用来干什么的?-"Blueflower,redthorns."-Whataretheflowersfor?-用来支开驴子的-Ah-ForgettingridofDonkey.-Ah.现在你不要动我帮你把箭拔出来Nowyouholdstill,andI'llyankthisthingout.Ow!Hey!别这么大力拔Ow!Hey!Easywiththeyankin'.-对不起但是一定得拔出来的-No温柔点-I'msorry,butithastocomeout.-No,it'stender.现在继续吧Now,holdon.-你这样做只会越帮越忙的-别动啊!-Whatyou'redoingistheoppositeofhelp.-Don'tmove.-听着先暂停-你能不...-Look,timeout.-Wouldyou...Okay那你说我们该怎样来?Okay.Whatdoyouproposewedo?蓝色花、红色刺蓝色花、红色刺...Blueflower,redthorns.Blueflower,redthorns.Blueflower,redthorns.这本来是很简单的事如果我不是色盲的话!ThiswouldbesomucheasierifIwasn'tcolour-blind!-蓝色花、红色刺-Ow!-Blueflower,redthorns.-Ow!坚持住史瑞克!我来了!HoIdon,Shrek!I'mcomin'!Ow!受不了啦Ow!Notgood.OkayOkay我差不多能看见箭头了Okay.Okay,Icannearlyseethehead.-这只是时...-Ow!Ohh!-It'sjustabout...-Ow!Ohh!AhemAhem.什么也没发生我们只是要uh...Nothinghappened.Wewerejust,uh...听着如果你们想单独相处的话只需要开句声就行了Okay?Look,ifyouwantedtobealone,allyouhadtodowasask,Okay?Oh拜托!那是我最不想干的事情Oh,comeon!That'sthelastthingonmymind.公主只不过是要...Ugh!Theprincessherewasjust...Ugh!-Ow!-Hey那是什么?-Ow!-Hey,what'sthat?那是...那是血吗?That's...Isthatblood?MybelovedmonsterandmeWegoeverywheretogetherWearin'araincoatthathasfoursleeves-Getsusthroughallkindsofweather-Aah!ShewillalwaysbetheonlythingThatcomesbetweenmeandtheawfulstingThatcomesfromlivinginaworldthat'ssodamnmeanOh,oh-oh-oh-ohHey!La-la,la-la,la-la-la-laLa-la,la-la,la-la在这里公主Thereitis,Princess.你的未来在等你Yourfutureawaitsyou.-那是杜洛克吗?-是的我知道-That'sDuLoc?-Yeah,Iknow.你知道史瑞克认为弗瓜王在弥补什么Youknow,ShrekthinksLordFarquaad'scompensatingforsomething,我想说的是他有一个哦whichIthinkmeanshehasareallyOw!呃我呃Um,I,uh-我猜我们最好上路吧-好的-Iguesswebettermoveon.-Sure.但是史瑞克?But,Shrek?我我很担心驴子I'mI'mworriedaboutDonkey.-什么?-我说你看他-What?-Imean,lookathim.-他看起来很不好-你在说什么?我很好-Hedoesn'tlooksogood.-Whatareyoutalkingabout?I'mfine.他们总是这么说然后他们就倒下了That'swhattheyalwayssay,andthennextthingyouknow,you'reonyourback.-死去-你知道她是对的-Dead.-Youknow,she'sright.你看起来气色不好你想坐下休息一会吗?Youlookawful.Doyouwanttositdown?-给你来点茶-我原来不想说-I'llmakeyousometea.-Ididn'twanttosaynothin',我的脖子很疼而且我要是像这样转头瞧butIgotthistwingeinmyneck,andwhenIturnmyheadlikethis,look.哦!看见了?Ow!See?-谁饿了吗?我要去找点吃的-我去找材火-Who'shungry?I'llfindussomedinner.-I'llgetthefirewood.你去哪里?伙计我的脚趾失去感觉了!Hey,whereyougoin'?Oh,man,Ican'tfeelmytoes!我没有感觉了!Idon'thaveanytoes!我想我需要一个拥抱IthinkIneedahug.嗯Mmm.嗯很好吃真的Mmm.Thisisgood.Thisisreallygood.-这是什么?-草老鼠-Whatisthis?-Uh,weedrat.是烧烤的Rotisseriestyle.别开玩笑了Nokidding.真的很美味Well,thisisdelicious.炖着吃也很香Well,they'realsogreatinstews.我不是吹牛我做的炖草老鼠一流Now,Idon'tmeantobrag,butImakeameanweedratstew.我想明天的晚餐应该会有点不同吧IguessI'llbediningalittledifferentlytomorrownight.也许你可以来沼泽看我Maybeyoucancomevisitmeintheswampsometime.我会做各种美味给你I'llcookallkindsofstuffforyou.沼泽蛤蟆汤生鱼眼饼你就说吧Swamptoadsoup,fisheyetartareyounameit.我想我会喜欢的I'dlikethat.呃公主?Um,Princess?是的史瑞克Yes,Shrek?我我想I,um,Iwaswondering.你Areyou你吃吗?Areyougonnaeatthat?-伙计很浪漫不是吗?看日出-日出?-Man,isn'tthisromantic?Justlookatthatsunset.-Sunset?哦不!我是说太晚了Oh,no!Imean,it'slate.-太太晚了-什么?-I-It'sverylate.-What?等一下我明白是怎么回事了Waitaminute.Iseewhat'sgoin'onhere.-你害怕黑夜是吗?-是的!-You'reafraidofthedark,aren'tyou?-Yes!是的是这样我怕你知道我最好进去Yes,that'sit.I'mterrified.Youknow,I'dbettergoinside.没什么公主我以前也怕黑Don'tfeelbad,Princess.Iusedtobeafraidofthedark,too,until不等等我还是怕黑Hey,no,wait.I'mstillafraidofthedark.晚安Goodnight.晚安Goodnight.哦!Ohh!现在我知道发生了什么NowIreallyseewhat'sgoin'onhere.你知道什么?Oh,whatareyoutalkin'about?我什么也没有听见但是我是动物我有直觉Idon'tevenwannahearit.Look,I'mananimal,andIgotinstincts.我知道你们互相爱慕对方我能感觉的到Iknowyoutwowerediggin'oneachother.Icouldfeelit.你疯了我只是把她带给弗瓜王You'recrazy.I'mjustbringingherbacktoFarquaad.别史瑞克清醒点吧Oh,comeon,Shrek.Wakeupandsmellthepheromones.-没什么好说的告诉她你的感觉-我-Justgooninandtellherhowyoufeel.-I没什么好说的还有即使我要跟她去说There'snothingtotell.Besides,evenifIdidtellherthat,你知道well,youknow我还是不会去的因为andI'mnotsayin'Ido'causeIdon't她是一位公主而我是she'saprincess,andI'm一个妖怪?Anogre?是的一个妖怪Yeah.Anogre.-你去哪里?-去找些柴火-Hey,whereyougoin'?-Toget...morefirewood.公主?Princess?菲奥娜公主吗?PrincessFiona?公主你在哪里?Princess,whereareyou?公主?Princess?这里不好玩我不是在玩游戏It'sveryspookyinhere.Iain'tplayingnogames.-啊!-哦不!-不救命!-Aah!-Oh,no!-No,help!-嘘!-史瑞克史瑞克史瑞克-不没什么事了没事了-Shh!-Shrek!Shrek!Shrek!-No,it'sokay.It'sokay.-公主在哪里?-驴子我就事公主-Whatdidyoudowiththeprincess?-Donkey,I'mtheprincess.-啊!-是我在这个身体里-Aah!-It'sme,inthisbody.哦我的上帝!你吃了公主Oh,myGod!Youatetheprincess!-你能听到我吗?-驴子!-Canyouhearme?-Donkey!-听着保持呼吸!我会把你弄出来的-不!-Listen,keepbreathing!I'llgetyououtofthere!-No!-史瑞克史瑞克史瑞克-嘘-Shrek!Shrek!Shrek!-Shh.-史瑞克-是我-Shrek!-Thisisme.公主?Princess?发生什么事了?你怎么Whathappenedtoyou?You're,uh,uh,变样了uh,different.-我变丑了对吧?-哦是的-I'mugly,okay?-Well,yeah!是因为你吃的东西吗?我知道不该吃那些东西Wasitsomethingyouate?'CauseItoldShrekthoseratswasabadidea.-我说是因为你吃的东西-不-Youarewhatyoueat,Isaid.Now-No.我我从记事起就这个样了II'vebeenthiswayaslongasIcanremember.你什么意思?我从未见过你这个样子Whatdoyoumean?Look,Iain'tneverseenyoulikethisbefore.日落后才会这样Itonlyhappenswhenthesungoesdown.白天一个样晚上一个样Bynightoneway,bydayanother.这是一个规律Thisshallbethenorm...知道得到真爱人的吻untiIyoufindtruelove'sfirstkiss...然后变成他的模样andthentakelove'strueform.啊真美我还不知道你会写诗Ah,that'sbeautiful.Ididn'tknowyouwrotepoetry.这是诅咒It'saspell.我小的时候WhenIwasalittlegirl,一个巫婆诅咒了我awitchcastaspellonme.每天晚上我就会变成这个样EverynightIbecomethis.一个可怕而又丑陋的怪兽Thishorrible,uglybeast!我被放进一间高塔等待真爱来救我Iwasplacedinatowertoawaitthedaymytruelovewouldrescueme.这就是为什么明天日落前要跟弗瓜王结婚That'swhyIhavetomarryLordFarquaadtomorrow...在他见到我以前beforethesunsetsandheseesme...像这样likethis.好的好的镇静看这一点也不坏Allright,allright.Calmdown.Look,it'snotthatbad.我不会撒谎你是丑但不会太丑You'renotthatugly.Well,Iain'tgonnalie.Youareugly.你只是夜晚丑但是史瑞克却时刻如此Butyouonlylooklikethisatnight.Shrek'sugly-.但是驴子我是一位公主But,Donkey,I'maprincess,这不是一位公主该有的长相andthisisnothowaprincessismeanttolook.公主你不跟弗瓜王结婚怎么样?Princess,how'boutifyoudon'tmarryFarquaad?我必须Ihaveto.只有真爱的人的吻才能解除咒语Onlymytruelove'skisscanbreakthespell.但是你是一个善良的怪兽But,youknow,um,you'rekindofanogre,而且史瑞克你们有很多共同点andShrekwell,yougotalotincommon.史瑞克?Shrek?公主我首先你好吗?Princess,IUh,how'sitgoing,firstofall?好?我很好Good?Um,goodformetoo.我很好I'mokay.我看到这些花想到你因为花很漂亮Isawthisflowerandthoughtofyoubecauseit'sprettyand我不怎么喜欢但是我想你会喜欢因为你很漂亮well,Idon'treallylikeit,butIthoughtyoumightlikeit'causeyou'repretty.但是我仍然很喜欢我ButIlikeyouanyway.I'duh,uh我遇到麻烦了好的我们走吧I'mintrouble.Okay,herewego.我不能随便嫁人的Ican'tjustmarrywhoeverIwant.看着我驴子Takeagoodlookatme,Donkey.我是说真的Imean,really,谁会爱上一个丑八怪?whocouldeverloveabeastsohideousandugly?公主和丑八怪不能在一起Princessanduglydon'tgotogether.这就是为什么我不能跟史瑞克在一起That'swhyIcan'tstayherewithShrek.我唯一的机会就是跟我真爱的人结婚Myonlychancetolivehappilyeverafteristomarrymytruelove.你不明白吗驴子?Don'tyousee,Donkey?我必须这么做That'sjusthowithastobe.这是解除咒语的唯一办法It'stheonlywaytobreakthespell.-你至少告诉史瑞克真相吧-不!-YouatleastgottatellShrekthetruth.-No!你不能说一个字没有人知道这个秘密Youcan'tbreatheaword.Noonemusteverknow.如果要保密为什么要告诉我?What'sthepointofbeingabletotalkifyougottakeepsecrets?答应我不说发誓Promiseyouwon'ttell.Promise!好的好的我不会告诉他但是你可以说Allright,allright.Iwon'ttellhim.Butyoushould.我知道在此结束之前我需要接受治疗Ijustknowbeforethisisover,I'mgonnaneedawholelotofserioustherapy.瞧我的眼睛在抽搐Lookatmyeyetwitchin'.告诉他不告诉他Itellhim,Itellhimnot.告诉他不告诉他Itellhim,Itellhimnot.告诉他Itellhim.史瑞克!Shrek!史瑞克有些事我想Shrek,there'ssomethingIwant史瑞克Shrek.-你还好吧?-非常好!-Areyouallright?-Perfect!空前良好Neverbeenbetter.我我不有些事情我要告诉你IIdon'tThere'ssomethingIhavetotellyou.你不用告诉我任何事情公主Youdon'thavetotellmeanything,Princess.-我昨晚听的够多的了什么-你听见我的谈话了?-Iheardenoughlastnight.-YouheardwhatIsaid?每一个字Everyword.我想你能理解Ithoughtyou'dunderstand.我理解Oh,Iunderstand.就像你说的谁会爱上一个丑八怪?Likeyousaid,Whocouldloveahideous,uglybeast?但是我以为这对你不重要ButIthoughtthatwouldn'tmattertoyou.是吗?重要Yeah?Well,itdoes.准时到达Ah,rightontime.公主我给你带来个小玩意Princess,I'vebroughtyoualittlesomething.我错过了什么吗?我错过了什么吗?What'dImiss?What'dImiss?是谁说的?不可能事驴子Whosaidthat?Couldn'thavebeenadonkey.公主PrincessFiona.按照承诺给我地契Aspromised.Nowhanditover.好的妖怪你沼泽地的地契已经写好了Verywell,ogre.Thedeedtoyourswamp,clearedout,asagreed.在我改变主意之前拿走吧TakeitandgobeforeIchangemymind.原谅我公主让你吃惊了Forgiveme,Princess,forstartlingyou,但是你也让我吃惊了butyoustartledme,我从没有见过这么耀眼的美丽forIhaveneverseensucharadiantbeautybefore.我是弗瓜王IamLordFarquaad.弗瓜王?哦不不不LordFarquaad?Oh,no,no.原谅我王我正要Forgiveme,mylord,forIwasjustsaying...简短的告别ashort...farewell.真善良你不必对那个妖怪那么客气Thatissosweet.Youdon'thavetowastegoodmannersontheogre.它不懂什么是感情It'snotlikeithasfeelings.你是对的它不懂No,you'reright.Itdoesn't.公主美丽洁白无暇的公主PrincessFiona,beautiful,fair,flawlessFiona.我向你求婚Iaskyourhandinmarriage.你愿意做我的新娘吗?Willyoubetheperfectbridefortheperfectgroom?王我愿意没有什么LordFarquaad,Iaccept.Nothingwouldmake我来计划我们明天就举行婚礼!Excellent!I'llstarttheplans,fortomorrowwewed!不我是说No!Imean,uh,为什么要等?whywait?让我们在今天日落以前就结婚Let'sgetmarriedtodaybeforethesunsets.哦着急了是吧?你是对的Oh,anxious,arewe?You'reright.越快越好有很多事情要做Thesooner,thebetter.There'ssomuchtodo!酒宴乐队客人名单There'sthecaterer,thecake,theband,theguestlist.队长列出客人名单!Captain,roundupsomeguests!再见妖怪Fare-thee-well,ogre.史瑞克你在干什么?是你让她走得Shrek,whatareyoudoing?You'relettinghergetaway.-是吗?那又怎么样呢?-史瑞克有些事你应该知道-Yeah?Sowhat?-Shrek,there'ssomethingaboutheryoudon'tknow.我昨晚跟她谈了一夜她是Look,Italkedtoherlastnight.She's我知道你跟她昨晚谈了一夜你们事好朋友不是吗?Iknowyoutalkedtoherlastnight.You'regreatpals,aren'tya?如果你们那么要好你为什么不跟着她走?Now,ifyoutwoaresuchgoodfriends,whydon'tyoufollowherhome?史瑞克我想跟着你Shrek,IIwannagowithyou.我告诉过你你不能跟我回家我没有说过吗?Itoldyou,didn'tI?You'renotcominghomewithme.我要一个人!我的沼泽!我的!没有其它人!Ilivealone!Myswamp!Me!Nobodyelse!明白吗?没有其它人!Understand?Nobody!特别不要无用可怜烦人的和会说话的驴子Especiallyuseless,pathetic,annoying,talkingdonkeys!-但是我想知道-你想知道什么?-ButIthought-Yeah.Youknowwhat?你的想法错了Youthoughtwrong!史瑞克Shrek.我听见一个秘密Iheardtherewasasecretchord是戴维说的来让王高兴ThatDavidplayedanditpleasedtheLord但是你不是真正想要音乐Butyoudon'treallycareformusic,doya就像第四第五Itgoeslikethisthefourth,thefifth镜子倒下主人离开Theminorfallthemajorlift困惑的国王ThebaffledkingcomposinghallelujahHallelujahHallelujahHallelujahHallelujah亲爱的我很早就在那里Baby,I'vbeenherebefore我知道我走过的每一个房间IknowthisroomI'vewalkedthisfloor我过去常常一个人住在认识你之前IusedtolivealonebeforeIknewyou我看到你的旗帜I'veseenyourflagonthemarblearch但是爱情不是胜利的标志Butloveisnotavictorymarch他是冷酷的和毁灭的It'sacoldandit'sabrokenhallelujahHallelujahHallelujahHallelujahHallelujah我在爱情学会的东西Andallleverlearnedfromlove就是如何射中别人Ishowtoshootatsomeone射中青睐你的人Whooutdrewyou这就是你今晚听到的喊叫Andit'snotacryyoucanhearatnight是见不了光的某个人It'snotsomebodywho'sseenthelight他是残酷的和毁灭的It'sacoldandit'sabrokenhallelujahHallelujahHallelujahHallelujahHallelujah驴子?Donkey?你在干什么?Whatareyoudoing?我想对每一个人你要学会认识墙Iwouldthink,ofallpeople,youwouldrecognizeawallwhenyouseeone.对Well,yeah.但是墙应该围绕着我的沼泽而不是穿过Butthewall'ssupposedtogoaroundmyswamp,notthroughit.是这样的这是你的一半那是我的一半Itisaroundyourhalf.See,that'syourhalf,andthisismyhalf.哦你的一半Oh!Yourhalf.Hmm.对我的一半我帮助你救了公主Yes,myhalf.Ihelpedrescuetheprincess.我做了一半的工作我应该得到一半的战利品Ididhalfthework,Igethalfthebooty.现在把那个大石头给我就是像你脑袋的那个Nowhandmethatbigoldrock,theonethatlookslikeyourhead.-退后!-不你后退-Backoff!-No,youbackoff.-这是我的沼泽-我的-Thisismyswamp!-Ourswamp.-松手驴子!-不你松-Letgo,Donkey!-Youletgo.-蠢驴子!-臭妖怪!-Stubbornjackass!-Smellyogre.好吧!Fine!-回来我还没有说完-但是我已经跟你说完了-Hey,comebackhere.I'mnotthroughwithyouyet.-Well,I'mthroughwithyou.跟你在一起你总是我我我Uh-uh.Youknow,withyouit'salways,Me,me,me!猜是什么!该我了!Well,guesswhat!Nowit'smyturn!闭上嘴听我说!Soyoujustshutupandpayattention!你对我总是很刻薄Youaremeantome.你侮辱我而且我做的事你不领情Youinsultmeandyoudon'tappreciateanythingthatIdo!你总是把我推来推去You'realwayspushingmearoundorpushingmeaway.是吗如果我对你这么坏你为什么还要会来?Oh,yeah?Well,ifItreatedyousobad,howcomeyoucameback?因为我们是朋友朋友是会原谅彼此的Becausethat'swhatfriendsdo!Theyforgiveeachother!也许你是对的驴子Oh,yeah.You'reright,Donkey.我原谅你背叛了我Iforgiveyou...forstabbin'meintheback!你把自己包裹了好几层你害怕你自己的感觉Ohh!You'resowrappedupinlayers,onionboy,you'reafraidofyourownfeelings.-走开!-你又那么做了-Goaway!-Thereyouare,doingitagainjustlikeyoudidtoFiona.就像对公主一样她喜欢你也许是爱你Allsheeverdowaslikeyou,maybeevenloveyou.爱我?她说我是一个丑八怪Loveme?ShesaidIwasugly,ahideouscreature.我听见你们两个的谈话了Iheardthetwoofyoutalking.她不是说你Shewasn'ttalkin'aboutyou.她不是说你还有别人Shewastalkin'about,uh,somebodyelse.她不是说我?Shewasn'ttalkingaboutme?那她说的是谁?Well,thenwhowasshetalkingabout?我不会说一个字反正你也没有兴趣听Uh-uh,noway.Iain'tsayinganything.Youdon'twannalistentome.-真的吗?真的吗?-驴子!-Right?Right?-Donkey!-不!-好吧-No!-Okay,look.抱歉还好吗?I'msorry,allright?抱歉I'msorry.好吧我是一个愚蠢而又丑陋的妖怪IguessIamjustabig,stupid,uglyogre.你能原谅我吗?Canyouforgiveme?这就是作为朋友应该的对吗?Hey,that'swhatfriendsarefor,right?正确朋友?Right.Friends?朋友Friends.这样啊So,um,公主是怎么说我的whatdidFionasayaboutme?你为什么问我你应该去问她Whatareyouaskingmefor?Whydon'tyoujustgoaskher?婚礼!我们别错过这个Thewedding!We'llnevermakeitintime.别急有志者事竟成Ha-ha-ha!Neverfear,forwherethere'sawill,there'saway,我有办法andIhaveaway.驴子?Donkey?我猜这是我动物的魅力Iguessit'sjustmyanimalmagnetism.你过来Aw,comehere,you.别这样没有人喜欢拍驴子屁的Allright,allright.Don'tgetallslobbery.Noonelikesakissass.好上来抓紧Allright,hoponandholdontight.还没来得及寄安全带Ihaven'thadachancetoinstalltheseatbetsyet.呜Whoo!杜洛克的人们PeopleofDuLoc,我们今天到这来wegatherheretoday...来见证tobearwitness...-我们王国的联合-呃-totheunion...-Um-为我们的新国王-打扰一下-ofournewking-Excuseme.我们能不能跳到我愿意?CouldwejustskipaheadtotheIdo's?继续Goon.走吧高兴点需要你时我会吹口哨的Goahead,havesomefun.Ifweneedyou,I'llwhistle.Howaboutthat?史瑞克等等等等!Shrek,wait,wait!Waitaminute!-你要做那件事对吗?-你在说什么?-Youwannadothisright,don'tyou?-Whatareyoutalkingabout?你在等待一句台词There'salineyougottawaitfor.等待牧师说现在说否则永远保持沉默Thepreacher'sgonnasay,Speaknoworforeverholdyourpeace.-这时你说我反对-我没有时间听你说-That'swhenyousay,Iobject!-Idon'thavetimeforthis!等等你等我说完Wait.Whatareyoudoing?Listentome!-你爱那个女人吗?-是的-Look,youlovethiswoman,don'tyou?-Yes.-你想牵她的手对吗?-是的-Youwannaholdher?-Yes.-让她高兴?-是的-Pleaseher?-Yes!那你就要去去尝试一种温柔Thenyougotto,gottotryalittletenderness-女人都喜欢这种浪漫!-是的完全正确-Thechickslovethatromanticcrap!-Allright!Cutitout.-这家伙什么时候会说这个了?-我们得查一下-Whendoesthisguysaytheline?-Wegottacheckitout.以我的权力Andso,bythepowervestedinme,-你看见什么了?-全城的人都在-Whatdoyousee?-Thewholetown'sinthere.-我宣布你们为夫妻-他们在祭坛上-Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife,-They'reatthealtar.-国王和王后-他已经说了-kingandqueen.-MotherFletcher!Healreadysaidit.看在圣彼得的面上Oh,fortheloveofPete!我反对!Iobject!史瑞克?Shrek?现在他会做什么?Oh,nowwhatdoeshewant?大家过得很愉快是吗?Hi,everyone.Havin'agoodtime,areya?我喜欢杜洛克首先IloveDuLoc,firstofall.-这里很干净-你来这里干什么?-Veryclean.-Whatareyoudoinghere?没有人想要你来参加婚礼Really,it'srudeenoughbeingalivewhennoonewantsyou,你来这里已经很无礼了公主butshowingupuninvitedtoawedding-我想跟你谈谈-你想说什么?-Ineedtotalktoyou.-Oh,nowyouwannatalk?有一点晚但是如果你原谅我It'salittlelateforthat,soifyou'llexcuseme但是你不能嫁给他为什么呢?-Butyoucan'tmarryhim.-Andwhynot?因为因为他娶你只是为了当上国王BecauseBecausehe'sjustmarryingyousohecanbeking.愤怒!公主别听他的Outrageous!Fiona,don'tlistentohim.-他不是你的真爱-你懂爱吗?-He'snotyourtruelove.-Andwhatdoyouknowabouttruelove?嗯我我Well,IUh-我是说-这真是有意思-Imean-Oh,thisisprecious.妖怪爱上了公主Theogrehasfalleninlovewiththeprincess!哦神啊Oh,goodLord公主和妖怪Anogreandaprincess!史瑞克这是真的吗?Shrek,isthistrue?谁管呢?真有趣!Whocares?It'spreposterous!公主我的爱人吻完后我们就能得到永远的幸福Fiona,mylove,we'rebutakissawayfromourhappilyeverafter.吻我!Nowkissme!Mmmm!白天一个样晚上一个样Bynightoneway,bydayanother.我想给你看我晚上的样子Iwantedtoshowyoubefore.哦Well,uh,这能解释一切thatexplainsalot.真恶心Ugh!It'sdisgusting!士兵士兵Guards!Guards!我命令你们把他们赶走lorderyoutogetthatoutofmysightnow!Getthem!-把他们两个都赶走-不不-Getthemboth!-No,no!这不会改变任何事情这个婚姻任然有效我任然是国王Thishocus-pocusaltersnothing.Thismarriageisbinding,andthatmakesmeking!-瞧瞧-不放开我史瑞克!-See?See?-No,letgoofme!Shrek!-不!-别光站在那里一群笨蛋-No!-Don'tjuststandthere,youmorons.躲开!公主!Getoutofmyway!Fiona!啊!Arrgh!我要让你后悔和我见面我要让你受尽折磨I'llmakeyouregretthedaywemet.I'llseeyoudrawnandquartered!-到时候你会求我杀了你-不史瑞克!-You'llbegfordeathtosaveyou!-No!Shrek!-至于你我的妻子-公主!-Andasforyou,mywife,-Fiona!我会把你锁到高塔中来渡过你的余生I'llhaveyoulockedbackinthattowerfortherestofyourdays!我是国王Iamking!我有权命令我至高无上我至Iwillhaveorder!Iwillhaveperfection!Iwillhave啊!Aaah!-啊!-好吧任何人别动-Aah!-Allright.Nobodymove.我有一条龙而且会毫不犹豫的使用Igotadragonhere,andI'mnotafraidtouseit.我是头发怒的驴子I'madonkeyontheedge!盛大的婚礼他们不会持久对吗?Celebritymarriages.Theyneverlast,dothey?去把史瑞克Goahead,Shrek.呃公主?Uh,Fiona?是的史瑞克?Yes,Shrek?我我爱你IIloveyou.真的吗?Really?真的真的Really,really.我也爱你Iloveyoutoo.啊!Aawww!直到你找到真爱并得到他的吻Untilyoufindtruelove'sfirstkiss...然后变成他的模样andthentakelove'strueform.变成他的模样变成他的模样Takelove'strueform.Takelove'strueform.公主?Fiona?公主Fiona.你还好吗?Areyouallright?是的很好Well,yes.但我不明白ButIdon'tunderstand.你应该更漂亮I'msupposedtobebeautiful.你很漂亮Butyouarebeautiful.我希望是一个幸福的结局Iwashopingthiswouldbeahappyending.我想爱情是神话故事中唯一真实的东西Ithoughtlovewasonlytrueinfairytales哦!Oy!对别人有意义但是对我没有Meantforsomeoneelsebutnotforme爱情不会光顾我Lovewasouttogetme好像是这样That'sthewayitseemed失望袭击着我的梦想Disappointmenthauntedallmydreams但是当我看到她的脸AndthenIsawherface现在我是一个信徒NowI'mabeliever不仅是个踪迹Andnotatrace从不怀疑Ofdoubtinmymind-我恋爱了-哦啊-I'minlove-Oohahh我是一个信徒我离不开她I'mabelieverIcouldn'tleaveher如果我试了IfItried神会保佑我保佑每一个人Godblessus,everyone.一起来吧当我看见她的脸Comeon,y'all!ThenIsawherfaceHa-ha!现在我是一个信徒听!NowI'mabelieverListen!不是踪迹Notatrace从不怀疑Ofdoubtinmymind我恋爱了I'minloveOoh-ahh我是个信徒I'mabelieverIcouldn'tleaveherifItried-哦-哦-Ooh!-Uh!当我看见她的脸ThenIsawherface我是一个信徒NowI'mabelieverHey!不是踪迹NotatraceUhh!Yeah.从不怀疑再来一次OfdoubtinmymindOnemoretime!我恋爱了I'minloveI'mabeliever大家一起来Comeon!我相信我相信我相信我相信Ibelieve,IbelieveIbelieve,Ibelieve我相信我相信我相信我相信我相信Ibelieve,IbelieveIbelieve,Ibelieve,Ibelieve,hey跟我一起唱Y'allsingitwithme!I相信Believe后面的人IbelievePeopleintheback!-相信-我信-Ibelieve-I'mabeliever相信Ibelieve我相信Ibelieve我相信Ibelieve哦非常有趣Oh,that'sfunny.Oh.Oh.我不能呼吸我不能呼吸了Ican'tbreathe.Ican'tbreathe.我相信自我感觉Ibelieveinself-assertion命运有时会改变Destinyoraslightdiversion现在好像青睐我了NowitseemsI'vegotmyheadonstraight我是一个丑八怪一个妖怪I'mafreakanapparitionSeemsI'vemadetherightdecisionTotrytoturnbacknowitmightbetoolate-Iwanttostayhometoday-Don'twannagoout-Ifanyonecomestoplay-Gonnagetthrownout-Iwannastayhometoday-Don'twantnocompanyNowayYeah,yeah,yeahIwannabeamillionairesomedayButknowwhatitfeelsliketogiveitawayWatchmemarchtothebeatofmyowndrumAndit'sofftothemoonandthenbackagainSameolddaySamesituationMyhappinessrearsbackasiftosay-Iwannastayhometoday-Don'twannagoout-Ifanyonecomesmyway-Gonnagetthrownout-Iwannastayhometoday-Don'twantnocompanyNowayYeah,yeah,yeahIwannastayhomestayhome,stayhome-Iwannastayhometoday-Don'twannagoout-Ifanyonecomestoplay-GonnagetthrownoutIwannastayhometodayDon'twantnocompanyNowayYeah,yeah,yeahIgetsuchathrillwhenyoulookinmyeyesMyheartskipsabeatGirl,IfeelsoalivePleasetellme,babyifallthisistrue'CausedeepdowninsideallIwantedwasyouOh-oh-ohMakesmewannadanceOh-oh-ohIt'sanewromanceOh-oh-ohIlookintoyoureyesOh-oh-ohThebestyearsofourlivesWhenwefirstmetIcouldhardlybelieveThethingsthatwouldhappenandwecouldachieveSolet'sbetogetherforallofourtimeOh,girl,I'msothankfulthatyouarestillmineYoualwaysconsidermelikeanuglyducklingAndtreatmelikeaNostradamuswaswhyIhadtogetmyshineonIbreakalittlesomethingtokeepmymindon'CauseyouhadmymindgoneEh-eh,eh-eh,eh-ehTurnthelightson,Comeon,babyLet'sjustrewindthesong'CauseallIwanttodoismaketherestyearsthebestyearsAllnightlong-Oh-oh-oh,makesmewannadance-Makes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