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《神偷奶爸1》(DespicableMe1)英中字幕请问先生这里有洗手间吗Excuseme,sir,isthereacommodeJustin!Justin!快亲爱的给我拍张手举金字塔的照片Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.Justin你快给我回来!Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!不站住!No,stop!-不不!拦住他!-快回去!别爬!-No,no!Stophim!-Goback!Don'tclimb!等等等等Wait,wait.别动放松小朋友Holdon.Easy,littleboy.好了站住孩子!站着别动不!Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!不不不!他掉下去了No,no,no!Therehegoes.Justin!Justin!我能接住!我能接住!I'vegothim!I'vegothim!今晚埃及曝出一条爆炸性的新闻OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered胡夫金字塔遭人偷走thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen取而代之的竟然是一只巨大的充气仿制品andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.事件引起全球恐慌各国人民Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens都在尽力保护自己国家的地标trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.执法部门仍然毫无线索Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads,大家都在猜测到底哪个大坏蛋leavingeveryonetowonder,whichoftheworld'svillains才是这起卑劣罪行的主谋isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime他的下一步行动又是什么Andwherewillhestrikenext今天我心情很坏很坏I'mhavingabad,badday于是现在火力全开It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway眼前的一切全都碾烂SteamrollingwhateverIsee冷冻光线!冷冻光线!冷冻光线!Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!今天我心情很坏很坏I'mhavingabad,badday你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay看好了这可不好玩Watch,thisissofuntosee因为我是大坏蛋Despicableme早啊Gru!Morning,Gru!你好啊Howyoudoing你好FredHello,Fred.提醒你一下你家的狗把我家院子拉得到处都是狗屎FYI,yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,这我可不喜欢andIdon'tappreciateit.抱歉这也没 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狗就是喜欢到处乱跑Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.死了就不会乱跑了Unlessthey'redead.我开玩笑的!I'mjoking!可我也没说错祝你愉快Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.好吧Okay.Yeah.眼前的一切全都碾烂SteamrollingwhateverIsee因为我是大坏蛋Despicableme今天我心情很坏很坏I'mhavingabad,badday你要因此恨我我也不会记怀Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay因为我是大坏蛋Despicableme开什么玩笑!You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!有人吗Hello!要买饼干吗Cookiesforsale.走开家里没人Goaway.I'mnothome.有人我听见你说话了Yes,youare.Iheardyou.不你没听见这是No,youdidn't.This这是录音isarecording.-不不是录音-就是录音-No,itisn't.-Yes,itis.听好了有事请留言哔--Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.再见了录音先生Goodbye,recordedmessage.Agnes快跟上Agnes,comeon.Kyle!Kyle!坏狗狗!不!不不坐下我的小松饼Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.Gru!Gru!Nefario博士DrNefario.我知道你现在是什么感觉Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.因为我也一样正承受着巨大的挫败感I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,但你在我眼里永远都是最伟大的butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.怎么了出什么事了WhatWhathappened新闻上都在播呢!It'salloverthenews!某个家伙盗走了一座金字塔Somefellajuststoleapyramid.他们都说跟他相比我们这些其他坏蛋都...They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslook太菜了lame.集合喽罗们开会!Assembletheminions!喽啰们集合了!Minions,assemble!好的好的Okay.Okay.嘿!Hey!气色不错啊Kevin!家里人都好吗Lookinggood,Kevin!HowisthefamilyGood很好Allright.这才是我的小Billy!你好吗LarryThat'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry大家好!Hello,everybody!很好很好!Yeah,allright!安静安静!Simmerdown.Simmerdown!谢谢好了Thankyou,okay.我想你们也应该都听说了Now,Irealizethatyouguysprobablyheard某个坏蛋偷走了金字塔aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.这确实很牛BApparently,it'sabigdeal.人人都说这是世纪大案什么的Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.我会为这个紧张吗不会!ButamIupsetNo,Iamnot!虽然有那么一丁点Alittle,但我们今年也干得不错butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,你们的名字全都记在功劳簿上了andyouguysareallrightinmybook.不别得意!No,noraises!你们都没什么好得意的You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.我们都做了些什么Whatdidwedo我们偷走了时代广场上的大屏幕!Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!漂亮!Nice!这就是我的风格That'showIroll.你们都喜欢用那东西看橄榄球是吧Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh还不止这些Butthat'snotall.我们还偷走了自由女神像WestoletheStatueofLiberty,虽然是拉斯维加斯那个迷你版的thesmallonefromLasVegas.还有艾菲尔铁塔!也是拉斯维加斯的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!AlsoVegas.好吧我当时还不想说Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,其实我正在 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一项大工程!butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!金字塔那事跟它根本没法比!Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!这还多亏了我的好朋友Nefario博士...AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...谢谢!Thankyou!他来了Thereheis.看他多有型He'sstyling.我们查到一间秘密实验室里Now,wehavelocatedashrinkray藏着缩小射线只要我们把它到手inasecretlab,andoncewetakethisshrinkray,我们就能够wewillhavethecapability犯下真正意义上的世纪大案topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.我们要去偷的是...Wearegoingtosteal...等等等等!我还没说是什么呢Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.嘿Hey.Dave注意听好了Dave,listenup,please.接下来我们要去偷的是Next,wearegoingtosteal,这时候停顿一下才给力pauseforeffect,月球!themoon!一旦月球落到我手里Andoncethemoonismine,想要我交出来的话整个世界都得满足我的任何条件!theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!而我就会成为前无古人后无来者的超级大坏蛋!AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!这就是我要说的That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.喂Yes喂Gru我做了下预算Hello,GruI'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,我们可没那么多钱玩这个andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.根本就不可行我可创造不了奇迹Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.嘿别紧张Hey,chillax.我再去银行贷笔款他们都喜欢我!I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!Edith别玩了!Edith,stopit!干嘛我就走路嘛WhatI'mjustwalking."Hattie小姐女童收留所"-嗨Hattie小姐我们回来了-嗨Hattie小姐我们回来了-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.你们好姑娘们!Hello,girls!我们不在的时候有人来领养我们吗Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout我想想Letmethink.没有!No!Edith!你把什么放我桌上了Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk泥巴派Amudpie.你这样可别想有人来领养Edith知道吗You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.Youknowthat,don'tyou-知道了-很好-Yeah,Iknow.-Good.那么指标完成得怎么样啊姑娘们So,howdiditgo,girlsDidwemeetourquotas还行Sortof.我们卖了43个薄荷饼干30个巧克力卷还有18个椰子饼干Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirlies,and18coco-nutties.好吧Okay.你是说今天卖得很不错喽Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.你看我的表情!Lookatmyface!你还觉得今天卖得不错吗Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday18个椰子饼干Eighteencoco-nutties.我想你们还能做得好些是不是啊Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthat,don'tyou是啊Yeah.你们都不想在周末关小黑屋吧不想Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShame,wouldweNo.-不想Hattie小姐-不想Hattie小姐-No,MissHattie.-No,MissHattie.很好走吧把我的衣服洗了Okay,good.Offyougo.Gocleansomethingofmine.-嗨Penny-嗨Penny-Hi,Penny.-Hi,Penny.嗨你们好Hi,guys.喂妈妈抱歉我想给你打电话的来着可是...Hello,Mom.Sorry,Imeanttocall,but...我是来祝贺你把金字塔搞到手的Ijustwantedtocongratulateyouonstealingthepyramid.是你干的对吗Thatwasyou,wasn'tit还有哪个坏蛋能这么牛B呢Orwasitavillainwho'sactuallysuccessful就像您说的妈妈我是在准备一件Justsoyouknow,Mom,Iamabouttodosomething惊天动地的大事that'svery,verybig,veryimportant.你知道后会为我非常骄傲的Whenyouhearaboutit,you'regoingtobeveryproud.那祝你好运吧好了我要挂了Goodluckwiththat.Okay,I'moutofhere."坏蛋银行"我是Gru来找Perkins先生GrutoseeMr.Perkins.好的找个位子坐一下Yes,pleasehaveaseat.这对我来说也许只是一小步That'sonesmallstepforman,但对整个人类却是一个跨越onegiantleapformankind.妈妈我以后也要登月Ma,somedayI'mgoingtogotothemoon.恐怕你这话说晚了儿子I'mafraidyou'retoolate,Son.宇航局不再送猴子去做试验了NASAisn'tsendingthemonkeysanymore.嘿Hey.哥在申请做新坏蛋的贷款以Vector(向量)的名义I'mapplyingforanewvillainloan.GobythenameofVector.这是个 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名词It'samathematicalterm,就是带箭头的物理量既有方向又有能量aquantityrepresentedbyanarrow,withbothdirectionandmagnitude.Vector!就是哥Vector!That'sme,因为哥作的案既有方向又有能量'causeI'mcommittingcrimeswithbothdirectionandmagnitude.哦也!Oh,yeah!看看我新发明的武器Checkoutmynewweapon.食人鱼发射枪!哦也!Piranhagun!Oh,yes!能发射活的食人鱼见过没当然没见过了这可是哥发明的Fireslivepiranhas.EverseenonebeforeNo,youhaven't.Iinventedit.要给你做个演示吗Doyouwantademonstration妈的!有时候要把食人鱼装回去还真不简单...Shoot!Sodifficult,sometimes,togetthepiranhabackinsideofmy...Gru先生Perkins先生现在可以见你了Mr.Gru,Mr.Perkinswillseeyounow.于是我只需要So,allIneed银行能贷款给我造火箭ismoneyfromthebanktobuildarocket.-那样的话月球就是我们的了-哇哦!-Andthen,themoonisours.-Wow!这提议真给力Well,verynicepresentation.我想看看这缩小射线I'dliketoseethisshrinkray.那是当然了!只要一到手就给你看Absolutely!Willdo.SoonasIhaveit.这么说还没到手Youdon'thaveit那你还有脸来银行借钱Andyetyouhavetheaudacitytoaskthebankformoney看来是这样Apparently.你知道银行在你身上花多少钱了吗GruDoyouhaveanyideaofthecapitalthatthisbankhasinvestedinyou,Gru你那些能真正赚钱的邪恶计划少得可怜Withfartoofewofyoursinisterplotsactuallyturningaprofit.你叫我怎么忍受你好比你就是这个苹果HowcanIputitLet'ssaythisappleisyou.如果你没办法把那些钱都赢回来...Ifwedon'tstartgettingourmoneyback...明白没Getthepicture听着Gru关键是现在新出道的坏蛋很多很多Look,Gru,thepointis,therearealotofnewvillainsoutthere,比你年轻也比你更渴望成功youngerthanyou,hungrierthanyou,比你年轻youngerthanyou.就像门外那个叫Vector的年轻人LikethatyoungfellowouttherenamedVector.金字塔就是他偷的!Hejuststoleapyramid!明白了明白了I'vegotit.I'vegotit.这么说要想贷款造火箭...So,asfarasgettingmoneyfortherocket...就去把缩小射线弄来否则免谈Gettheshrinkray,thenwe'lltalk."东亚某秘密研究基地"傻B!Suckers!傻B!Suckers!到手了!Wegotit!怎么回事What嘿!嘿!怎么回事!嘿!Hey!Hey!What!Hey!不不不!No,no,no!是你!You!以后冻住别人脑袋之前先想清楚Now,maybeyou'llthinktwicebeforeyoufreezesomeone'shead!后会有期了Gru!Solong,Gru!快!别让他跑了Quick!Wecan'tlethimgetaway!正前方!正前方!Upahead!Upahead!开火!快开火!Fire!Fire,now!你没打中!Youmissedme!让爷来教训你!Cometopapa!尝尝这个Takethat.真可爱Howadorable.这下你跑不掉了!Gotyouinoursights!就像是探囊取...Liketakingcandyfroma...什么What嘿Gru!Hey,Gru!看看飞船变小会怎么样!Trythisonforsize!这太诡异了怎么...That'sweird.Whatisgoing...我会得幽闭恐惧症的!Thisisclaustrophobic!不不不!No,no,no!太小了!这太小了!Toosmall!Thisistoosmallforme!我恨那小子!Ihatethatguy!...请照看我们保佑我们睡个好觉...andpleasewatchoverus,andblessthatwe'llhaveagoodnight'ssleep.保佑我们在睡觉的时候不会有虫子爬进耳朵Andblessthatwhilewe'resleeping,nobugswillcrawlintoourears在我们脑子里产卵andlayeggsinourbrains.很好谢谢你生动的描述EdithGreat.Thanksforthatimage,Edith.还有请保佑我们很快就有人收养Andpleaseblessthatsomeonewilladoptussoon,爸爸妈妈都对我们很好andthatthemommyanddaddywillbenice我也能有只独角兽做宠物andhaveapetunicorn.阿门Amen.-阿门-阿门-Amen.-Amen.独角兽我喜欢独角兽我喜欢Unicorns,IlovethemUnicorns,Ilovethem独角独角兽我喜欢Uni,uni,unicornsIlovethem独角独角兽养只做宠物Uni,unicorns,Icouldpetone如果真的有独角兽Iftheywerereallyreal如果你们是真的Andtheyare那我就能买一只来做宠物So,IboughtonesoIcouldpetit它爱我我也爱它NowitlovesmeNowIloveit"Vector的城堡""安全警报"这是...开什么玩笑...Don'tyou...Whatthe...祝你们好运小萝莉!Goodluck,littlegirls!哇哦真酷!Whoa!Cool.嗨我们是Hattie女童收留所的孤儿Hi!We'reorphansfromMissHattie'sHomeforGirls.-我不管快滚!-别这样!-Idon'tcare.Beatit!-Comeon!我们得多卖饼干才可能有好前途We'resellingcookiesso,youknow,wecanhaveabetterfuture.-等等!你们有椰子饼干吗-有啊-Wait,wait!Doyouhavecoco-nutties-Yeah.有办法了Lightbulb.Nefario博士!DrNefario!给我造些饼干外形的微型小机器人!I'mgoingtoneedadozentinyrobotsdisguisedascookies!-什么-饼干机器人!-What-Cookierobots!-你谁啊-哦算了吧-Whoisthis-Oh,forgetit.看来你的背景符合我们的要求Well,itappearsyouhaveclearedourbackgroundcheck,Gru医生DrGru.我看见你整理的那张AndIseeyouhavemadealist对你颇有好评的病人名单了ofsomeofyourpersonalachievements.谢谢我就爱看这个Thankyouforthat.Ilovereading.你得过荣誉勋章AndIseeyouhavebeengiventheMedalofHonor还曾受爵位andaknighthood.-我我我-我我我-Me,me,me.-Me,me,me.KevinKevin你有过自己的厨艺节目Youhadyourowncookingshow能屏住呼吸30秒andyoucanholdyourbreathfor30seconds这很一般嘛It'snotthatimpressive.白痴!Idiot!-打!打!打!打!-打!打!打!打!-Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!-Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!这都是些什么啊Whatinthenameof...What好那就这样吧Well,here'sthedealio.自从我妻子Debbie过世后Thingshavebeensolonelysincemywife,我的人生就孤单起来Debbie,passedon.就好比我的心是颗牙齿It'slikemyheartisatooth,而牙齿上蛀了个洞只有孩子的爱才能填补好这个洞andit'sgotacavitythatcanonlybefilledwithchildren.请原谅I'msorry.你很漂亮你会说西班牙语吗Youareabeautifulwoman.DoyouspeakSpanish你看我像是会说西班牙语吗DoIlooklikeIspeakSpanish你的脸生得五顑六肿额Youhaveafacecomounburro.哦谢谢!Well,thankyou!言归正传能继续谈收养问题了吗Anyway,canweproceedwiththisadoption我都迫不及待了!So,soexcited!去叫Margo,Edith和Agnes到前厅来PleasetellMargo,EdithandAgnestocometothelobby.我猜妈妈一定很漂亮!Ibetthemomisbeautiful!我猜爸爸的眼神很动人Ibetthedaddy'seyessparkle.我猜他们家里有的是大熊软糖IbettheirhouseismadeofGummiBears.就是说他们家会很漂亮I'mjustsayingit'dbenice.我的毛毛虫变不成蝴蝶了Mycaterpillarneverturnedintoabutterfly.那是奇多That'saCheeto.Debbie是个很幸运的女人Well,Debbiewasaveryluckywoman.Debbie是谁Who'sDebbie你妻子啊Yourwife.嗨丫头们!Hi,girls!姑娘们来见见Gru先生Girls,IwantyoutomeetMr.Gru.他是来收养你们的He'sgoingtoadoptyou.他是牙医哦!Andhe'sadentist!真棒!Yeah!嗨我是Margo这是EdithHi.I'mMargo.ThisisEdith.那是AgnesAndthat'sAgnes.我抓住你腿了我抓住你腿了!Igotyourleg,Igotyourleg!好啦差不多行了小丫头Okay,thatisenough,littlegirl.-放开我的腿快你知道怎么做的-再高点!-Letgoofmyleg.Comeon.Youcandoit.-Higher!-再高点!-你只要撒开手就行哇!-Higher!-Justreleaseyourgrip.Wow!你平时都是怎么弄开的有什么口令吗HowdoyouremovethemIsthereacommand还是用了什么不粘材料Somenonstickspray撬棍Crowbar好了丫头们我们走吧Okay,girls,let'sgo.哦也!Oh,yeah!相当震惊Prettyimpressive!你看什么看Whatareyoulookingat找灭!Boo-ya!你缩水啦小小漱口剂Yougotshrunk,tinymouthwash!看招!Takethat!你完蛋了!Youdonebeenshrunk!喂Yello我顺利搞到缩小射线了Igottheshrinkray,allright.没我才没拿着它乱玩呢No,I'mnotplayingwithit.GruGru别逗了!没有Don'tmakemelaugh!No.再说他不可能偷到月亮的P.S.,heisnotgettingthemoon,再再说等哥摆平他以后I'mdonewithhim,他就只有求饶的份了he'sgonnabebeggingformercy.好的拜Okay,bye.迷你小宝贝专用的迷你小马桶Lookatyou,alittletinytoiletforalittletinybaby...我咒你全家破迷你马桶Curseyou,tinytoilet!好了我们到了Okay,hereweare.甜蜜温馨的家Homesweethome.这就是你家So,thisis,like,yourhouse稍等片刻...Waitasec...你就是那个假装自动答录机的人!You'retheguywhopretendedhewasarecordedmessage!不是那是别人干的No,thatwassomeoneelse.你可以牵着我吗CanIholdyourhand不行No.从我们被这光头佬收养的那一刻起我就觉得我们会落得像Annie那么惨Whenwegotadoptedbyabaldguy,Ithoughtthis'dbemorelikeAnnie.别咬嘿!No,hey!Kyle这些不是供你享用的这些是我们的客人Kyle,thesearenottreats.Theseareguests.孩子们这是Kyle我的...Girls,thisisKyle,my狗dog.毛茸茸的狗狗Fluffydoggy!这是什么品种的狗Whatkindofdogisthat它是...我不知道Heisa...Idon'tknow.你真的觉得这里适宜小朋友居住吗Doyoureallythinkthatthisisanappropriateplaceforlittlekids显然不合适'Causeit'snot.别不要!快出来!No!No!Stayawayfromthere!它经不起折腾的It'sfragile.好吧我看计划要改成两个人了Well,Isupposetheplanwillworkwithtwo.嘿!这里面好暗啊Hey!It'sdarkinhere.它把我的果汁戳了个洞Itpokedaholeinmyjuicebox.如你们所见Asyoucansee,我已经准备好了小孩子可能用得上的所有东西Ihaveprovidedeverythingachildmightneed.行了Allright.就像我说的...嘿!Okay.AsIwassaying...Hey!有人把它打破了Somebodybrokethat.好了够了很明显我们得立些规矩Okay,okay.Clearly,weneedtosetsomerules.规矩一Rulenumberone.不准碰任何东西Youwillnottouchanything.那地板呢Whataboutthefloor好的你们可以踩在地板上!Yes,youmaytouchthefloor.那空气呢Whatabouttheair好的你们可以接触空气!Yes,youmaytouchtheair!那这个呢Whataboutthis-你从哪儿拿的-我找到的-Wheredidyougetthat-Foundit.好了规矩二我工作的时候不准打扰我Okay.Rulenumbertwo.YouwillnotbothermewhileI'mworking.规矩三Rulenumberthree.不准大哭抽泣大笑或者咯咯笑Youwillnotcryorwhineorlaughorgiggle也不准打喷嚏打嗝或者放屁!orsneezeorburporfart!也就是千万千万千万别弄出噪音懂了So,no,no,noannoyingsounds.Allright这算是噪音吗Doesthiscountasannoying绝对噪音!Very!我六小时后再来看你们Iwillseeyouinsixhours.好吧别担心一切都会好起来的Okay,don'tworry.Everything'sgoingtobefine.我们在这会很幸福的对吧AgnesWe'regonnabereallyhappyhere.RightAgnes问一下这些是神马Question.Whatarethese一打摇滚机器人!动起来!Adozenboogierobots!Boogie!看好了看我的!Lookatthis.Watchme!饼干机器人我说的是饼干机器人Cookierobots.Isaidcookierobots.为什么...你怎么你怎么就那么...守旧呢Whyareyousoold好吧我会搞定的Okay.I'monit.有人吗Hello电视!TV!那是什么Whatisthat-你们看呀-太酷了!-Lookatthat!-Thatiscool!过来!Comeon!我觉得他不是牙医Idon'tthinkhe'sadentist.我们研究这个有些时日了We'vebeenworkingonthisforawhile.它叫做反重力糖浆It'saanti-gravityserum.我本打算关好窗的他会没事的我保证Imeanttoclosethat.He'llbeallright,I'msure.-药效会消失吗-目前来说-Dotheeffectswearoff-Sofar,不会不会现在看不会no.No,theydon't.还有这个毫无疑问是你预定的新式武器Andhere,ofcourse,isthenewweaponyouordered.不不不No,no.我说的是"飞镖枪"不是...好了Isaid"dartgun",not...Okay.噢这样啊我还在奇怪Oh,yes.'CauseIwaswondering什么情况会用得上这玩意儿underwhatcircumstanceswouldweusethis不过But,anyway.我真正要给你展示的是这个WhatIreallywantedtoshowyouwasthis.这才是饼干机器人嘛!Nowthosearecookierobots!啦啦啦啦我爱独角兽La,la,la,laIloveunicorns你们怎么会在这儿我不是说了在厨房带着吗WhatareyoudoinghereItoldyoutostayinthekitchen!我们太无聊了这里是干嘛用的Wegotbored.Whatisthisplace这个我能喝吗CanIdrinkthis你想玩自爆吗DoyouwanttoexplodeGru!Gru!回厨房去!Getbackinthekitchen!-你会和我们玩吗-不行-Willyouplaywithus-No.-为什么-因为我很忙-Why-BecauseI'mbusy.忙什么Doingwhat好吧好吧你赢了Okay,okay,yougotme.牙医只是我的副业Thedentistthingismoreofahobby.我真正的身份是间谍Inreallife,Iamaspy.这是最高机密你们不可以跟任何人说Anditistopsecret,andyoumaynottellanybody,-因为如果你们说了...-这是用来做什么的-becauseifyoudo...-Whatdoesthisdo嘿!Hey!我的独角兽!Myunicorn!你得把它修好Youhavetofixit.修它已经化成灰了也就是说它不可能修好了FixitLook,ithasbeendisintegrated.Bydefinition,itcannotbefixed.别吓我她这是要干嘛That'sfreakingmeout.Whatisshedoing她会一直摒着气直到给她个新独角兽She'sgonnaholdherbreathuntilshegetsanewone.那只是个玩具而已别闹了Itisjustatoy.Nowstopit!好啦好啦我会把它修好Okay,okay!I'llfixit!Tim!Mark!Phil!Tim!Mark!Phil!这非常重要Thisisveryimportant.你们必须给这个丫头弄个新独角兽玩偶Youhavetogetthelittlegirlanewunicorntoy.嘿嘿嘿!是玩偶Hey,hey,hey!Atoy!去吧要快!Go,andhurry!那些是什么Whatarethose他们是我的表亲Theyaremycousins.Jerry!Stuart!Jerry!Stuart!看好她们让她们离我远点Watchthem,andkeepthemawayfromme,please.-Wow!-Wow!这是你表弟的主意Itwasyourcousin'sidea.什么What好了该去睡觉了Okay,bedtime.没说你们俩!Notyoutwo!好啦睡觉觉盖好被被做个好梦Okey-dokey.Beddie-bye.Alltuckedin.Sweetdreams.你要知道Justsoyouknow,你永远都不会成为我爸爸you'renevergonnabemydad.我不会介意的IthinkIcanlivewiththat.这些床是用炸弹做的吗Arethesebedsmadeoutofbombs没错不过它们已经老得不可能爆炸了Yes,buttheyareveryoldandhighlyunlikelytoblowup.不过还是不要翻来翻去的Buttrynottotossandturn.酷Cool.-你会给我们讲睡前故事吗-不会-Willyoureadusabedtimestory-No.不听故事我们会睡不着的Butwecan'tgotosleepwithoutabedtimestory.那么你的夜晚注定格外漫长了Well,thenit'sgoingtobealongnightforyou,isn'tit那么晚安好好睡当心别被虫子咬了So,goodnight,sleeptight,anddon'tletthebedbugsbite.这里的虫子超多的哦Becausethereareliterallythousandsofthem.另外你们的衣橱里可能会有什么东西哟Andthere'sprobablysomethinginyourcloset.他开玩笑的AgnesHe'sjustkidding,Agnes.好可爱哦It'sbeautiful.姑娘们出发了Girls,let'sgo.送饼干去喽Timetodeliverthecookies!没问题但我们要先去上舞蹈课Okay.Butfirst,we'regoingtodanceclass.事实上今天我们不会去上舞蹈课Actually,we'regoingtohavetoskipthedanceclasstoday.事实上我们今天必须去上舞蹈课Actually,wecan'tskipthedanceclasstoday.我们马上就要有个盛大的公演了Wehaveabigrecitalcomingup.-我们在排练《天鹅湖》的片段-没错《天鹅湖》-We'redoinganexcerptfromSwanLake.-Yeah,SwanLake!太好了非常棒That'sfantastic.Wonderful.但我们要去送饼干了!来吧!Butwe'regoingtodelivercookies!Comeon!不要No.不要No不上完舞蹈课我们是不会去送饼干的We'renotgoingtodelivercookiesuntilwedodanceclass.是吗Really我不会开车送你们去的Well,Iamnotdrivingyoutodanceclass.要是你们想去就自己走去吧Soifyouwanttogo,youaregoingtohavetowalkyourselves.你们干吗Whatareyoudoing走去上舞蹈课Walkingtodanceclass.你们!好吧好啦YaOkay,fine.慢走啊我是绝对不会送你们去的Youjustkeepwalking,becauseI'mreallynotdrivingyou!好的Okay.Gru很生气后果很严重You'regoingtosufferthewrathofGru!我说真的我数三下Seriously,I'mgoingtocounttothree!你们最好给我到车里去Andyouhadbetterbeinthiscar!我要数咯!一!二!Herewego!One!Two!...三四五...three,fourandfive.抬伸Andlift,andstretch.一二Andone,andtwo...-给你-这是什么-Hereyougo.-Whatisit我们公演的门票你会来的对吧Yourtickettothedancerecital.Youarecoming,right当然当然Ofcourse,ofcourse.我简直如坐针毡的IhavepinsandneedlesthatI'msittingon.勾手指Pinkiepromise好的耍赖的是小狗Oh,yes.Mypinkiepromises.好啦我们的第一位顾客叫做VectorAllright.OurfirstcustomerisamannamedVector.但他是V字头Buthe'saV.我们应该先从A字头的开始Youknow,we'resupposedtostartwiththeA's.然后是B字头然后我们...ThenwegototheB's.Thenwe...没错是的我上过幼儿园我知道26个字母的顺序Yes,yes!Iwenttokindergarten.Iknowhowthealphabetworks!我我只是觉得Iwasjustthinking先给Vector先生送去会比较好thatitmightbenicetodeliverMr.Vector'sfirst.就这样Thatisall.快结束了就快成功了Almostover.It'salmostover.姑娘们欢迎回到Vector的城堡Girls,welcomebacktothefortressofVector-tude!你们把我要的饼干带来了吗Doyouhavemycookiesforme四盒迷你薄荷糖两条太妃糖Fourboxesofmini-mints,twotoffeetotes,两块焦糖太妃十五盒可可果仁饼干twocaramelclumpiesandfifteenboxesofcoco-nutties.没错我很想知道还有谁会订那么多饼干Exactly.I'dliketoseesomebodyelseorderthatmanycookies.不太可能Notlikely.说出一个比我订的还要多的人Nameonepersonwhoorderedmorecookiesthanme.一共52美元That'llbe$52.好的Right.七八九...Seven,eight,nine...脑抽了!数到哪儿了TicTacs!WherewasI七八九Seven,eight,nine...你为什么穿着睡衣Whyareyouwearingpajamas这不是睡衣!这是我的热身套装Thesearen'tpajamas!Thisisawarm-upsuit.-你为什么要热身-有事-Whatareyouwarmingupfor-Stuff.什么事Whatsortofstuff非常带劲的事你不会懂的Super-coolstuffyouwouldn'tunderstand.比如睡觉Likesleeping这不是睡衣!Theyarenotpajamas!给你52块大洋Hereyougo,52bigones.拜!Bye!加油!Comeon!这是...Whatthe...安静点大鱼Quietdown,fish!安静孩子Down,boy!我们成功啦!快点姑娘们我们走了Wedidit!Comeon,girls,let'sgo!其他那些定了饼干的人怎么办Butwhatabouttheotherpeoplewhoorderedcookies生活总是不尽如人意的Lifeisfullofdisappointments对有的人来说forsomepeople.别这么嚎了!Don'tdothat!超级淘气乐园!我们能去吗拜托SuperSillyFunLand!CanwegoPlease不行No.但我们从来没去过那可是世界上最好玩的地方啊Butwe'veneverbeen.Andit'sthefunnestplaceonearth!不关心Don'tcare.-拜托-拜托嘛-Please-Please我们以后再也不会提任何要求了We'llneveraskforanythingelse,everagain!-求求你嘛-拜托啦-Prettyplease-Please-拜托啦!-答应吧!-Comeon!-Comeon!有办法了Lightbulb.快点!Comeon!再见玩开心点Goodbye,havefun.不好意思哥们儿她们必须有大人陪着才能玩Sorry,dude.Theycan'tridewithoutanadult.什么What我的天啊!Oh,mygosh!快看那个毛茸茸的独角兽Lookatthatfluffyunicorn!它太可爱了我受不了了He'ssofluffy,I'mgonnadie!你得让我们把它赢回来You'vegottaletusplayforit!不不不不不不不No,no,no.来嘛!Comeon!这个毛毛独角兽多少钱Howmuchforthefluffyunicorn这个是非卖品Well,itisnotforsale.你必须把那边那个宇宙飞船打倒才能得到这个独角兽Butallyougottadotowinitisknockdownthatlittlespaceshipthere.很容易的!It'seasy!Yay!再一次!Again!-等一下-拜托再一次!-Wait!-Comeon.Onemoretime!最后一次Justonemore.我不小心闭眼了刚刚Iaccidentallyclosedmyeyes.-我打到它了!我打到它了!-好厉害-Ihitit!Ihitit!-Thatwascool.哇哇哇这算什么Whoa,whoa,whoa.Whatwasthat她打到了我明明看到了Shehitthat.Isawthatwithmyowneyes.嘿老兄我给你解释解释Hey,buddy,letmeexplainsomethingtoyou.看到那个小宇宙飞船了吗你看它还没有被打倒吧YouseethatlittletinspaceshipYouseehowit'snotknockedover你知道这是什么意思吗教授Doyouknowwhatthatmeans,professor意思就是你得不到那个独角兽!Itmeansyoudon'tgettheunicorn!某人的脸很难看哦Somebody'sgotafrownyface.好怕怕!下次好运Boo!Betterlucknexttime!好了我来Okay,myturn.倒了吧!Knockedover!-好软啊-是呀-It'ssofluffy!-Yeah!你太强了!Thatwasawesome!你把那些都炸了!Youblewupthewholething!我们走吧去玩其他的游戏!Let'sgo.Let'stryanothergame!Gru我能跟你说几句吗Gru,doyoumindifIhaveaquickword好啦姑娘们去玩吧Okay,girls,goplay.我拿到缩小射线了!Igottheshrinkray!棉花糖!Cottoncandy!