老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommateThePilot-TheUncutVersionScene:CentralPerk;Chandler;Joey;Phoebe;andMonicaarethere.Monica:There'snothingtotellHe'sjustsomeguyIworkwithJoey:Comeon;you'regoingoutwiththeguyThere'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhimChandler:AllrightJoey;benice.SodoeshehaveahumpAhumpandahairpiecePhoebe:Wait;doesheeatchalkTheyallstare;bemused.Phoebe:Just;'cause;Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-ohMonica:Okay;everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.TimeLapseChandler:Alright;soI'mbackinhighschool;I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria;andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Oh;yeah.Hadthatdream.Chandler:ThenIlookdown;andIrealizethere'saphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...Chandler:That'sright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.Chandler:Allofasudden;thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo;everybodystartslookingatme.Monica:Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubeforeChandler:Finally;IfigureI'dbetteranswerit;anditturnsoutit'smymother;whichisvery-veryweird;because-shenevercallsmeTimeLapse;Rosshasentered.Ross:mortifiedHi.Joey:Thisguysayshello;Iwannakillmyself.Monica:Areyouokay;sweetieRoss:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat;grabbedmysmallintestine;pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...Chandler:CookieMonica:explainingtotheothersCarolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.Monica:toRossLetmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Phoebe:OohOhShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.Ross:No;nodon'tStopcleansingmyauraNo;justleavemyauraalone;okayPhoebe:FineBemurkyRoss:I'llbefine;alrightReally;everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Monica:Noyoudon't.Ross:NoIdon't;tohellwithher;sheleftmeJoey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:NoOkayWhydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthatShedidn'tknow;howshouldIknowChandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...Theyallstareathim.DidIsaythatoutloudRoss:Itoldmomanddadlastnight;theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.Monica:Ohreally;sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:00A.M.;"I'llneverhavegrandchildren;I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhatAwrongnumberRoss:Sorry.Joey:AlrightRoss;look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'reangry.You'rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheanswerisRossgestureshisconsent.Joey:StripjointC'mon;you'resingleHavesomehormonesRoss:Idon'twanttobesingle;okayIjust...Ijust-IjustwannabemarriedagainRachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.Chandler:AndIjustwantamilliondollarsHeextendshishandhopefully.Monica:RachelRachel:OhGodMonicahiThankGodIjustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare;youareWaitress:CanIgetyousomecoffeeMonica:pointingatRachelDe-caff.toAllOkay;everybody;thisisRachel;anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.toRachelThisiseverybody;thisisChandler;andPhoebe;andJoey;and-youremembermybrotherRossRachel:Hi;sureRoss:Hi.TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.Monica:Soyouwannatellusnow;orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaidsRachel:OhGod...well;itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents;andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffeeSweet'n'Lo-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarryAndthenIgotreallyfreakedout;andthat'swhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'know;Imean;Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar;but...Anyway;Ijusthadtogetoutofthere;andIstartedwondering'WhyamIdoingthis;andwhoamIdoingthisfor'.toMonicaSoanywayIjustdidn'tknowwheretogo;andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart;butyou'retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.Monica:Whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding.Rachel:Ooh;Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'tbeanissue...Scene:Monica'sApartment;everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.Monica:NowI'mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan;andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.Chandler:imitatingthecharactersTunaoreggsaladDecideRoss:inadeepvoiceI'llhavewhateverChristineishaving.Rachel:onphoneDaddy;Ijust...Ican'tmarryhimI'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.Well;itmatterstomeThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen;oneisholdingherhair.Phoebe:IfIletgoofmyhair;myheadwillfalloff.Chandler:reTVOoh;sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joey:Isaypushherdownthestairs.Phoebe;Ross;Chandler;andJoey:PushherdownthestairsPushherdownthestairsPushherdownthestairsSheispusheddownthestairsandeveryonecheers.Rachel:C'monDaddy;listentomeIt'slike;it'slike;allofmylife;everyonehasalwaystoldme;'You'reashoeYou'reashoe;you'reashoe;you'reashoe'.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid;'WhatifIdon'twannabeashoeWhatifIwannabea-apurse;y'knowOra-orahatNo;I'mnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat;I'msayingIamaha-It'sametaphor;DaddyRoss:Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.Rachel:LookDaddy;it'smylife.WellmaybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.Monica:Well;Iguesswe'veestablishedwho'sstayingherewithMonica...Rachel:Well;maybethat'smydecision.Well;maybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.WaitWait;IsaidmaybeTimeLapse;Rachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.Monica:Justbreathe;breathe..that'sit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoebe:singsRaindropsonrosesandrabbitsandkittens;RachelandMonicaturntolookather.bluebellsandsleighbellsand-somethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingandnoodleswithstring.Theseareafew...Rachel:I'mallbetternow.Phoebe:grinsandwalkstothekitchenandsaystoChandlerandJoey.IhelpedMonica:Okay;look;thisisprobablyforthebest;y'knowIndependence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.Thewhole;'hat'thing.Joey:comfortingherAndhey;youneedanything;youcanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhe'sawayalot.Monica:Joey;stophittingonherIt'sherweddingdayJoey:What;likethere'saruleorsomethingThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlergetsit.Chandler:Pleasedon'tdothatagain;it'sahorriblesound.Paul:overtheintercomIt's;uh;it'sPaul.Monica:BuzzhiminJoey:Who'sPaulRoss:PaultheWineGuy;PaulMonica:Maybe.Joey:Wait.Your'notarealdate'tonightiswithPaultheWineGuyRoss:HefinallyaskedyououtMonica:YesChandler:Ooh;thisisaDearDiarymoment.Monica:Rach;wait;Icancancel...Rachel:Please;no;go;that'dbefineMonica:toRossAre;areyouokayImean;doyouwantmetostayRoss:chokedvoiceThat'dbegood...Monica:horrifiedReallyRoss:normalvoiceNo;goonIt'sPaultheWineGuyPhoebe:WhatdoesthatmeanDoeshesellit;drinkit;orjustcomplainalotChandlerdoesn'tknow.There'saknockonthedoorandit'sPaul.Monica:Hi;comeinPaul;thisis..Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor....everybody;everybody;thisisPaul.All:HeyPaulHiTheWineGuyHeyChandler:I'msorry;Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul;wasitMonica:Okay;umm-umm;I'lljust--I'llberightback;Ijustgottagoah;goah...Ross:AwanderingMonica:ChangeOkay;sitdown.ShowsPaulinTwoseconds.Phoebe:Ooh;Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'tbegood.Monicagoestochange.Joey:Hey;PaulPaul:YeahJoey:Here'salittletip;shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered.Monica:yellingfromthebedroomShutup;JoeyRoss:SoRachel;what'reyou;uh...what'reyouuptotonightRachel:Well;IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon;sonothingRoss:Right;you'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon;God..No;no;although;Aruba;thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour-thinks-biglizards...Anyway;ifyoudon'tfeellikebeingalonetonight;JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.Chandler:deadpanYes;andwe'reveryexcitedaboutit.Rachel:Wellactuallythanks;butIthinkI'mjustgonnahangoutheretonight.It'sbeenkindaalongday.Ross:Okay;sure.Joey:HeyPheebs;youwannahelpPhoebe:Oh;IwishIcould;butIdon'twantto.CommercialBreakScene:TheSubway;Phoebeissingingforchange.Phoebe:singingLoveissweetassummershowers;loveisawondrousworkofart;butyourloveohyourlove;yourlove...islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart.La-la-la-la-la-someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguyThankyou.singsLa-la-la-la...ohhhScene:Ross'sApartment;theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.Ross:squattingandreadingtheinstructionsI'msupposedtoattachabracketythingtothesidethings;usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything;Iseenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.Joey:I'mthinkingwe'vegotabookcasehere.Chandler:It'sabeautifulthing.Joey:pickingupaleftoverpartWhat'sthisChandler:Iwouldhavetosaythatisan'L'-shapedbracket.Joey:WhichgoeswhereChandler:Ihavenoidea.JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.Joey:DonewiththebookcaseChandler:AllfinishedRoss:clutchingabeercanandsniffingThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan;Ishouldhaveknown.Joey:Hey-hey-hey-hey;ifyou'regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'reouttahere.Chandler:Yes;pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.Joey:Ross;letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture;thestereo;thegoodTV-whatdidyougetRoss:Youguys.Chandler:Oh;God.Joey:Yougotscrewed.Chandler:OhmyGodScene:ARestaurant;MonicaandPaulareeating.Monica:OhmyGodPaul:Iknow;Iknow;I'msuchanidiot.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedgoingtothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.Imean;howcleancanteethgetMonica:Mybrother'sgoingthroughthatrightnow;he'ssuchamess.HowdidyougetthroughitPaul:Well;youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers;sayher-Monica:-legPaul:laughingThat'sonewayMe;I-Iwentforthewatch.Monica:YouactuallybrokeherwatchWowTheworstthingIeverdidwas;I-Ishreddedbyboyfriend'sfavoritebathtowel.Paul:Ooh;steerclearofyou.Monica:That'sright.Scene:Monica'sApartment;Rachelistalkingonthephoneandpacing.Rachel:Barry;I'msorry...Iamsosorry...IknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyoursockson;butitisn't...itisn't;it'saboutme;andIju-Shestopstalkinganddialsthephone.Hi;machinecutmeoffagain...anyway...look;look;IknowthatsomegirlisgoingtobeincrediblyluckytobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel;butitisn'tme;it'snotme.AndnotthatIhaveanyideawhomeisrightnow;butyoujusthavetogivemeachancetoo...Themachingcutsheroffagainandsheredials.Scene:Ross'sApartment;RossispacingwhileJoeyandChandlerareworkingonsomemorefurniture.Ross:I'mdivorcedI'monly26andI'mdivorcedJoey:ShutupChandler:YoumuststopChandlerhitswhatheisworkingonwithahammeranditcollapses.Ross:Thatonlytookmeanhour.Chandler:Look;Ross;yougottaunderstand;betweenuswehaven'thadarelationshipthathaslastedlongerthanaMento.You;howeverhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.Fouryearsofclosenessandsharingattheendofwhichsherippedyourheartout;andthatiswhywedon'tdoitIdon'tthinkthatwasmypointRoss:YouknowwhatthescariestpartisWhatifthere'sonlyonewomanforeverybody;y'knowImeanwhatifyougetonewoman-andthat'sitUnfortunatelyinmycase;therewasonlyonewoman-forher...Joey:Whatareyoutalkingabout'Onewoman'That'slikesayingthere'sonlyoneflavoroficecreamforyou.Lemmetellyousomething;Ross.There'slotsofflavorsoutthere.There'sRockyRoad;andCookieDough;andBingCherryVanilla.Youcouldget'emwithJimmies;ornuts;orwhippedcreamThisisthebestthingthateverhappenedtoyouYougotmarried;youwere;like;what;eightWelcomebacktotheworldGrabaspoonRoss:Ihonestlydon'tknowifI'mhungryorhorny.Chandler:StayoutofmyfreezerScene:ARestaurant;MonicaandPaularestilleating.Paul:Eversinceshewalkedoutonme;I;uh...Monica:What.....What;youwannaspellitoutwithnoodlesPaul:No;it's;it'smoreofafifthdatekindarevelation.Monica:Oh;sothereisgonnabeafifthdatePaul:Isn'tthereMonica:Yeah...yeah;Ithinkthereis.-WhatwereyougonnasayPaul:Well;ever-ev-...eversincesheleftme;um;Ihaven'tbeenableto;uh;perform.Monicatakesasipofherdrink....Sexually.Monica:spittingoutherdrinkinshockOhGod;ohGod;Iamsorry...Iamsosorry...Paul:It'sokay...Monica:Iknowbeingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.Um...howlongPaul:Twoyears.Monica:WowI'm-I'm-I'mgladyousmashedherwatchPaul:Soyoustillthinkyou;um...mightwantthatfifthdateMonica:pause...Yeah.Yeah;Ido.Scene:Monica'sApartment;RacheliswatchingJoanneLovesChaci.PriestonTV:WearegatheredheretodaytojoinJoanneLouiseCunninghamandCharles;Chachi-Chachi-Chachi;Arcolaintheboundofholymatrimony.Rachel:Oh...see...butJoannelovedChachiThat'sthedifferenceScene:Ross'sApartment;they'reallsittingaroundandtalking.Ross:scornfulGrabaspoon.Doyouknowhowlongit'sbeensinceI'vegrabbedaspoonDothewords'Billy;don'tbeahero'meananythingtoyouJoey:GreatstoryBut;Iuh;Igottago;IgotadatewithAndrea--Angela--Andrea...Ohman;lookstoChandlerChandler:Angela'sthescreamer;Andreahascats.Joey:Right.Thanks.It'sJune.I'mouttahere.Exits.Ross:Y'know;here'sthething.EvenifIcouldgetittogetherenoughto-toaskawomanout;...whoamIgonnaaskHegazesoutofthewindow.CuttoRachelstaringoutofherwindow.CommercialBreakScene:Monica'sApartment;RachelismakingcoffeeforJoeyandChandler.Rachel:Isn'tthisamazingImean;Ihavenevermadecoffeebeforeinmyentirelife.Chandler:Thatisamazing.Joey:Congratulations.Rachel:Y'know;IfigureifIcanmakecoffee;thereisn'tanythingIcan'tdo.Chandler:IfcaninvadePoland;thereisn'tanythingIcan'tdo.Joey:Listen;whileyou'reonaroll;ifyoufeellikeyougottamakelikeaWesternomeletorsomething...JoeyandChandlertastethecoffee;grimace;andpouritintoaplantpot.AlthoughactuallyI'mreallynotthathungry...Monica:entering;toherselfOhgood;LennyandSquigyarehere.All:Morning.Goodmorning.Paul:enteringfromMonica'sroomMorning.Joey:Morning;Paul.Rachel:Hello;Paul.Chandler:Hi;Paul;isitMonicaandPaulwalktothedoorandtalkinalowvoicesotheotherscan'thear.TheothersmoveMonica'stableclosertothedoorsothattheycan.Paul:ThankyouThankyousomuchMonica:StopPaul:No;I'mtellingyoulastnightwaslikeumm;allmybirthdays;bothgraduations;plusthebarnraisingsceneinWitness.Monica:We'lltalklater.Paul:Yeah.TheykissThankyou.ExitsJoey:Thatwasn'tarealdateWhatthehelldoyoudoonarealdateMonica:Shutup;andputmytableback.All:OkayyyTheydoso.Chandler:Allright;kids;Igottagettowork.IfIdon'tinputthosenumbers;...itdoesn'tmakemuchofadifference...Rachel:So;like;youguysallhavejobsMonica:Yeah;weallhavejobs.See;that'showwebuystuff.Joey:Yeah;I'manactor.Rachel:WowWouldIhaveseenyouinanythingJoey:Idoubtit.Mostlyregionalwork.Monica:Ohwait;wait;unlessyouhappenedtocatchtheReruns'productionofPinocchio;atthelittletheaterinthepark.Joey:Look;itwasajoballrightChandler:'Look;Gippetto;I'marealliveboy.'Joey:Iwillnottakethisabuse.Walkstothedoorandopensittoleave.Chandler:You'reright;I'msorry.Burstintosonganddancesoutofthedoor."OnceIwasawoodenboy;alittlewoodenboy..."Joey:Youshouldbothknow;thathe'sadeadman.Oh;ChandlerStartsafterChandler.Monica:SohowyoudoingtodayDidyousleepokayTalktoBarryIcan'tstopsmiling.Rachel:Icanseethat.Youlooklikeyousleptwithahangerinyourmouth.Monica:Iknow;he'sjustso;so...DoyourememberyouandTonyDeMarcoRachel:Oh;yeah.Monica:Well;it'slikethat.Withfeelings.Rachel:Ohwow.Areyouintrouble.Monica:BigtimeRachel:WantaweddingdressHardlyused.Monica:Ithinkwearegettingalittleaheadofselveshere.Okay.Okay.Iamjustgoingtogetup;gotoworkandnotthinkabouthimallday.OrelseI'mjustgonnagetupandgotowork.Rachel:Oh;look;wishmeluckMonica:WhatforRachel:I'mgonnagogetoneofthoseThinksjobthings.Monicaexits.Scene:Iridium;MonicaisworkingasFrannieenters.Frannie:Hey;MonicaMonica:HeyFrannie;welcomebackHowwasFloridaFrannie:Youhadsex;didn'tyouMonica:HowdoyoudothatFrannie:Oh;Ihateyou;I'mpushingmyAuntRozthroughParrotJungleandyou'rehavingsexSoWhoMonica:YouknowPaulFrannie:PaultheWineGuyOhyeah;IknowPaul.Monica:YoumeanyouknowPaullikeIknowPaulFrannie:AreyoukiddingItakecreditforPaul.Y'knowbeforeme;therewasnosnapinhisturtlefortwoyears.Scene:CentralPerk;everyonebutRachelisthere.Joey:sittingonthearmofthecouchOfcourseitwasalineMonica:WhyWhyWhy;whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethatRoss:Iassumewe'relookingforananswermoresophisticatedthan'togetyouintobed'.Monica:IhatemenIhatemenPhoebe:Ohno;don'thate;youdon'twanttoputthatoutintotheuniverse.Monica:IsitmeIsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogsandmenwithsevereemotionalproblemscanhearPhoebe:Allright;c'mere;gimmeyourfeet.Shestartsmassagingthem.Monica:Ijustthoughthewasnice;y'knowJoey:burstsoutlaughingagainIcan'tbelieveyoudidn'tknowitwasalineMonicapusheshimoffofthesofaasRachelenterswithashoppingbag.Rachel:GuesswhatRoss:YougotajobRachel:AreyoukiddingI'mtrainedfornothingIwaslaughedoutoftwelveinterviewstoday.Chandler:Andyetyou'resurprisinglyupbeat.Rachel:YouwouldbetooifyoufoundJohnandDavidbootsonsale;fiftypercentoffChandler:Oh;howwellyouknowme...Rachel:They'remynew'Idon'tneedajob;Idon'tneedmyparents;I'vegotgreatboots'bootsMonica:How'dyoupayforthemRachel:Uh;creditcard.Monica:AndwhopaysforthatRachel:Um...my...father.Scene:MonicaandRachel's;everyoneissittingaroundthekitchentable.Rachel'screditcardsarespreadoutonthetablealongwithapairofscissors.Rachel:OhGod;comeonyouguys;isthisreallynecessaryImean;IcanstopcharginganytimeIwant.Monica:C'mon;youcan'tliveoffyourparentsyourwholelife.Rachel:Iknowthat.That'swhyIwasgettingmarried.Phoebe:Giveherabreak;it'shardbeingonyourownforthefirsttime.Rachel:Thankyou.Phoebe:You'rewelcome.IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity.Iwasfourteen.Mymomhadjustkilledherselfandmystep-dadwasbackinprison;andIgothere;andIdidn'tknowanybody.AndIendeduplivingwiththisalbinoguywhowas;like;cleaningwindshieldsoutsideportauthority;andthenhekilledhimself;andthenIfoundaromatherapy.Sobelieveme;Iknowexactlyhowyoufeel.PauseRoss:Thewordyou'relookingforis'Anyway'...Monica:Allright;youreadyRachel:No.No;no;I'mnotreadyHowcanIbeready"Hey;RachYoureadytojumpouttheairplanewithoutyourparachute"Comeon;Ican'tdothisMonica:Youcan;IknowyoucanRachel:Idon'tthinkso.Ross:Comeon;youmadecoffeeYoucandoanythingChandlerslowlytriestohidethenowdeadplantfromthatmorningwhenheandJoeypouredtheircoffeeintoit.Ross:C'mon;cut.Cut;cut;cut;...All:Cut;cut;cut;cut;cut;cut;cut...Shecutsoneofthemandtheycheer.Rachel:Y'knowwhatIthinkwecanjustleaveitatthat.It'skindalikeasymbolicgesture...Monica:RachelThatwasalibrarycardAll:Cut;cut;cut;cut;cut;cut;cut..Chandler:asRacheliscuttinguphercardsY'know;ifyoulistenclosely;youcanhearathousandretailersscream.Shefinishescuttingthemupandtheyallcheer.Monica:WelcometotherealworldItsucks.You'regonnaloveitTimeLapse;RachelandRossarewatchingaTVchannelfinishesit'sbroadcastdaybyplayingthenationalanthem.Monica:Well;that'sitToRossYougonnacrashonthecouchRoss:No.No;Igottagohomesometime.Monica:YoubeokayRoss:Yeah.Rachel:HeyMon;lookwhatIjustfoundonthefloor.Monicasmiles.WhatMonica:That'sPaul'swatch.Youjustputitbackwhereyoufoundit.Ohboy.Alright.Goodnight;everybody.RossandRachel:Goodnight.MonicastompsonPaul'swatchandgoesintoherroom.Ross:Mmm.TheybothreachforthelastcookieOh;no-Rachel:Sorry-Ross:Nonono;go-Rachel:No;youhaveit;really;Idon'twantit-Ross:SplititRachel:Okay.Ross:Okay.Theysplitit.Youknowyouprobablydidn'tknowthis;butbackinhighschool;Ihada;um;majorcrushonyou.Rachel:Iknew.Ross:YoudidOh....IalwaysfiguredyoujustthoughtIwasMonica'sgeekyolderbrother.Rachel:Idid.Ross:Oh.Listen;doyouthink-andtrynottoletmyintensevulnerabilitybecomeanykindofafactorhere-butdoyouthinkitwouldbeokayifIaskedyououtSometimeMaybeRachel:Yeah;maybe...Ross:Okay...okay;maybeIwill...Rachel:Goodnight.Ross:Goodnight.RachelgoesintoherroomandMonicaentersthelivingroomasRossisleaving.Monica:Seeya....Waitwait;what'swithyouRoss:Ijustgrabbedaspoon.RossexitsandMonicahasnoideawhatthatmeans.ClosingCreditsScene:CentralPerk;everyoneisthere.Joey:Ican'tbelievewhatI'mhearinghere.Phoebe:singsIcan'tbelievewhatI'mhearinghere...Monica:WhatI-Isaidyouhada-Phoebe:singsWhatIsaidyouhad...Monica:toPhoebeWouldyoustopPhoebe:Oh;wasIdoingitagainAll:YesMonica:Isaidthatyouhadanicebutt;it'sjustnotagreatbutt.Joey:Oh;youwouldn'tknowagreatbuttifitcameupandbitya.Ross:There'sanimage.Rachel:walksupwithapotofcoffeeWouldanybodylikemorecoffeeChandler:Didyoumakeit;orareyoujustservingitRachel:I'mjustservingit.All:Yeah.Yeah;I'llhaveacupofcoffee.Chandler:Kids;newdream...I'minLasVegas.RachelsitsdowntohearChandler'sdream.Customer:ToRachelAhh;missMorecoffeeRachel:Ugh.Toanothercustomerthat'sleaving.Excuseme;couldyougivethistothatguyoverthereHandshimthecoffeepot.Goahead.Hedoesso.Thankyou.Tothegang.Sorry.Okay;LasVegas.Chandler:Okay;so;I'minLasVegas...I'mLizaMinelli-End101试播莫妮卡的新室友没什么好说的他不过是我的同事少来了;你和那个人一起出去拜托;和你交往的男人一定有问题打住;乔伊;嘴下留德..他驼背既驼背又带假发慢着;他吃粉笔吗我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙..各位别急;这不算约会..我们不过是出去吃晚餐;而且不做爱..听起来好像是说我的约会..记得中学时代的梦;我站在自助餐厅;突然发现自己全身赤裸..我做过那样的梦..我低头一看;看见有一支电话……在那儿..而不是……没错..我没做过那样的梦;没有..那支电话突然响起;而我不知道怎么办;每个人都开始望着我..他们以前不看你吗终于;我认为我应该接;结果是我妈打来;我感到很奇怪;因为我妈不曾打过电话给我嗨..这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀..你还好吧我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙;抓起我的肠子;从我的口中取出;然后绑在我脖上……饼干卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了..-我帮你泡杯咖啡;谢了..不要……别清理我的灵气..可是……别碰我的灵气就是了..好吧;保持晦气我会没事的;真的;我祝她幸福..-不;你不会的;没错;-我不会的;去她的;她甩掉我而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者..没有行了吧为何大家都围着这个话题打转连她不知道;我怎会知道..有时真希望自己也是个女同志..我刚刚大声说出来了吗昨晚我告诉我父母;他们好像还挺好..