汉娜·蒙塔娜第1季第1-10集剧本\102 Miley Get Your Gum\102 Miley Get Your Gum

HannahMontana102MileyGetYourGum(singing)Yeah!Yeah!SowhatyouseeisonlyhalfthestoryThere'sanothersideofmeI'magirlyouknowButI'msomeoneelse,tooIfyouonlyknew!It'sacrazylifeButI'mallrightIgoteverythingI'vealwayswantedI'mlivingthedreamSo,yeahEverythingI'vealwayswantedIsn'talwayswhatitseemsI'maluckygirlWhosedreamscametrueButunderneathitall,I'mjustlikeyouIsn'talwayswhatitseemsI'maluckygirlWhosedreamscametrueButunderneathitall,I'mjustlikeyou(Voiceover)Cleartheway,people.(Voiceover)superstarcomingthrough!Superstarcomingthrough!Lilly:Andherjet-setfriend,MissLolaLafonda.Hannah:LolaLafonda?1Lilly:IfpeoplefigureoutI'mLilly,it'sonlyashortjumptoMiley.Hannah:Oh,verysmart,MissLola.Hannah:Thankyou,everybody!Iloveyouall!Lilly:Thankyou!Thisistotallyinsane!Backoff,people!Backoff.Don'tmakemereleaseThor!Hannah:Yeah,yougogetthem,Thor.Twopoundsofpurepiddlejustlookingforatarget.Robby:Actually,Ithinkhejustfound...Lilly,Hannah:Oh,man!Oliver:Hannah!Holdup!Wait!Hannah:Oh,no.It'sOliveragain.Hesnuckintomydressingroomlastweek.Nearlyjumpedonstagetheweekbefore.Andjustwhenyouthinkhecan'tgetanymoreobsessed,bam,hekickeditupanotch!Robby:Lookatthosebonylittleelbowsgo!Thatboycutsthroughthecrowdlikeaweedwhacker.Oliver:Hannah!Letmethrough!Oliver:Hannah,please!KissmyhandandI'llneverwashitagain.2Lilly:Lookslikeheneverwashesitnow.Hannah:Comeon,Thor,makeyourselfuseful.Oliver:Baby,you'reananimal!Oh,Ilikethemfeisty.Robby:Let'srockandroll,driver!Hannah:Man,he'snevergonnagiveup.Lilly:Well,youbetterhopehedoes.Becauseifheeverfindsoutyoursecret,he'snotonlygonnabeinlovewithHannahMontana,he'llbeinlovewithyou!Hannah:(chuckling)What?That'scrazy!Hannah:Theonlythingthat'sthesameaboutHannahMontanaandmeis...Me.Andmedoesn'tfeelthatwayabouthim.Robby:Well,don'tworry,Mile.Iknowguys,andsoonerorlaterhe'sgonnagettiredofchasingaftersomebodywho'snotchasinghimback.(Lillygasping)Oliver:(panting)Doadudeafavoranddon'tgetonthefreeway!Foryou,mylove!Hannah:Whydidyouhavetobesuchagoodkisser?(singing)3Comeon!YougetthelimooutfrontHotteststyles,everyshoe,everycolorYeah,whenyou'refamousItcanbekindoffunIt'sreallyyouButnooneeverdiscoversWhowouldhavethoughtThatagirllikemeWoulddoubleasasuperstar?YougetthebestofbothworldsChillitout,takeitslowThenyourockouttheshowYougetthebestofbothworldsMixitalltogetherAndyouknowthatIt’sthebestofbothworlds(laughing)Oliver:It'salltrue.Hannahactuallykissedthishand.Student:Yougottabekiddingme.Oliver:Abigslobberywetone.Look,it'sstillshiny.Lilly:Yeah,there'snothingliketheromanticglowofdogdrool.Oliver:Chad,dude,closeupshopwhenyouchew.You'regettingspitontheHannahhand!Lilly:Miley,let'sgo.You'recuttingintomytantime.4Miley:Lookathim,he'snevergonnaquit.Whathappensifhedoesfindout?IreallydocareaboutOliver.AndIjustdon'twannaweirdoutourfriendship.Lilly:Unlessdeepdown,maybe,justmaybe,youfeelthesameway.Miley:Yes,andmaybe,justmaybethat'sinsane!Oliver:Andnowthatshe'slefthermarkonme,it'stimetotakeourrelationshiptothenextstep.Oliver:TonightatherCDsigning,I'mgonnastareintohereyesandsay,"Youaremylove,mylife,andsomedayyou'llbemy..."Oliver:Notetoself.Thinkofwordsthatrhymewith"Life".Student:Dude,isn'tthattheHannahhand?Miley:TheCDsigning!Ifhestaresintomyeyes,hemightrecognizeme.Lilly:It'snevergonnahappen.Miley:Butwhatifitdoes?Lilly:MaybeyoucouldlearntolovehimlikeIdidwithmybrother'shamster.Lilly:Andhere'sthebeautypart,ifOliverdies,youwon'thavetoburyhiminthebackyard.5Miley:Whenyoutalk,doyouhearit,oristherelikeabigroaringinyourears?Oliver:Stepoff,Chad!Chad:Fine.Butyou'regonnathrowthisawayforme.Oliver:Takeitoff,dude!Takeitoff!Takeitoff!Takeitoff!Student:Dude,what'swithyouandthegumchewing?(Oliverthingingback)AuntHarriet:Oh,littlebabyOllie.AuntHarrietjustwantstoeatyouup.You'resoyummy,yummy,yummy.AuntHarriet:Oh...Letmegetthatoffyou.Oliver:(grunting)Ihatethatwoman.(Robbysinging)BeensittinghereallmorningTryingtowriteasongCan'trememberwhenitevertookmethisdanglongMaybeIshouldjustupandflythecoop'CauseeverythingI'vewrittensoundslikeJackson:Igotit,Dad!Igotit!Preparetobeblownaway.Robby:Thisbetterbegood,Son.Iwasinthemiddleofamasterpiece.6Jackson:JacksonStewart,comeondown!Youaretheproudownerofabrand-newusedcar!Yes,overthelast15yearsthispre-ownedbeauty'sbeendrivenaroundbyheavysmokersandsloppyeatersandoneWilmaMcDermott,whosecatpoppedoutsixkittensonthefrontseat.Yes,somestainsjustdon'tcomeout!Robby:Andyou'rehappyaboutthat?Jackson:Yes,Iam!Jackson:Dad,it'smine.It'snotperfect,butit'smyowncar,andIboughtitwithmyownmoney.Robby:I'mproudofya,Son.Especiallythe"boughtitwithyourownmoney"part.Let'sgotakealookatthispuppy.Jackson:Puppies,thatremindsme,andinthebackseat...Robby:Idon'twannaknow.(Jacksonimitatingtrumpet)Jackson:Voila.Robby:Yep,theresheis.Clean,nodentsandthere'sthatstain.Cooper:Whereisit?Jackson:It'srighthere.7Cooper:This?Jackson:Iknow.Ican'tbelieveit'smine,either.Cooper:AndIcan'tbelieveyoujustboughtagirlcar.Jackson:What?Cooper:Jackson,onlygirlsdrivethisthing.It'sachickmobile,ababebucket,askirtscooter.Youmightaswellhaveboughtabrawithtires,man.Jackson:Youaresowrong.Thisistotallyaguys'car.WhenIwasdrivinghometherewasguyshonkingandwavingandgivingmekissyfaces.Oh,no.Dad,tellmeIdidn'tjustbuyachickcar.Robby:Youdidn'tbuyachickcar.Jackson:Nowsayitlikeyoumeanit.Robby:I'dliketo,Son,but...Youknowhowladiesliketohavethefinalword.Hannah:Thankyousomuch!Iloveyouall!Thankyou!Thankyou!Robby:Let'sboogie,driver!Hannah:Thatwasgreat!Oliverstaredrightintomyeyesandneverhadaclue.8Lilly:KindoflikethelookhehasinSpanish.Lilly,Hannah:"Nocomprendo!"Hannah:Idon'tknowwhatIwassoworriedaboutanyway.Lilly:Yeah.(screaming)Robby:Betterpullover,driver!Oliver:Don'tbescared!It'sme,OliverOken!Wow,you'reevenmorebeautifulupsidedown.Lilly:Thankyou.You'resosweet.Hannah:Hewastalkingtome.Hannah:Look,youareverysweet,butIhaveaboyfriend.Oliver:Aboyfriend?Wait,Idon'tunderstand.Thenwhy'dyoukissme?Hannah:Ididn't.Thedogdid.Oliver:Oh,man.ThosearethelipsI'vebeenthinkingaboutforthepast24hours?Hannah:I'msorry.Iwastryingnottohurtyourfeelings,it'sjustthat...I'mjustnotinterested.Okay?9Oliver:Okay.Igetit.Robby:Nowgetdownofftheroof,son,beforeyoudentit.Thisisarental.Oliver:Fine.Iwon'tbotheryouanymore.Lilly:Ifithelps,thedoghasn'tstoppedtalkingaboutyou.Oliver:God.YoumustthinkI'mpathetic.Hannah:No,Ithinkyou'resweet.AndmaybeifIdidn'thaveaboyfriendthen...Oliver:I'dhaveachancewithyou?Hannah:Ineversaidthat.Oliver:Butyouimpliedit!Andthat'sgoodenough!I'llwaitforyouforever!Hannah:ButIneversaidthat!Oliver:Forever!Doyouhearme,HannahMontana?Forever!Lilly:Thatwasclose.Healmostcaughtyoutonight!Hannah:Yathink?Robby:Youknowwhatthatboyneeds?Arealgirlfriend.Hannah:Dad,thatisthesmartestthingyou'veeversaid!10Robby:Youknowwhattheysay,everynowandthenevenablindpigsnortsupatruffle.Lilly:Andthatistheweirdest.Oliver:That'sright.It'sme.Student:Yo,LockerMan!Oliver:I'monit.Student:Ioweyou.Oliver:I'llbebacktocollect.Girl:LockerMan!You'reamazing,Oliver.Oliver:I'vebeentoldthat.Oliver:Havingtroublewithyourlocker,Chad?Chad:Yeah.Couldya?Oliver:Well,LockerManisonthejob,butnotforyou,sucker.Miley:Oliver,seethatgirl,Pamela,overthere?Shethinksyou'recute.Oliver:Can'tsaythatIdisagree.ToobadI'malreadycruisingdowntheHannahHighway.11Miley:WhataboutKylaGoodwin?Sheissodesperate,she'llgooutwithanybody.Oliver:Mytypeofwoman,toobadI'mtaken.Miley:Hey,whataboutLilly?Youguyswouldbeperfecttogether.Lilly:Excuseme?Miley:You'rebothstubborn.Lilly,Oliver:Iamnot!Miley:See,youalwaysagreewitheachother.Lilly,Oliver:No,wedon't.Miley:Iamdefinitelyseeingacouplehere.Lilly,Oliver:You'renot?BecauseI'mnot.Phew.Miley:Andthat'ssmart.Becausewhatifonefriendlovedanotherfriendbuttheydidn'tgetlovedback?Thenthingswouldgetallweirdanduncomfortable,andthefriendscouldn'tbefriendsanymore.Andthereisnothingmoreimportantthanourfriendship,Oliver.Oliver:Oh,man!Youloveme!(MileyandLillybothexclaimindisgust)12Miley:No!Imean,Idoloveyou,butlikeabrother,orapetfish.Youknow,I'dcryifIhadtoflushyoudownthetoilet,butIdon'twanttokissyou.Oliver:That'sarelief.Becauseyou'remybuddy,andIthinkHannahandyoucouldwindupbeingclosefriends.Lilly:Closerthanyouthink.Oliver:Great!OnceHannahandIaretogether,we'llhaveyouoverforsomesushi.Yeah!Oliver:Soon,mylove,we'llbetogether.Chad:Youenjoythat.Oliver:Thisisn'tover,pal!Oliver:Goodbye.Helloagain!Miley:Iknowthatlook.Eitheryouhaveagreatidea,oryoureallygottago.Lilly:OliverisabouttototallygetturnedofftoHannahMontana.AndIreallygottago!Jackson:Ican'tbelievehewouldn'ttakethecarback.IthoughtImadeaveryconvincingargument.Robby:Well,technically,Son,gettingonyourhandsandkneesandbeggingforado-overisnotreallyanargument.13Dontzig:Hey,there,neighbor.Jackson:Oh,man,it'sMr.Dontzig.Andhe'swearinghisrobeagain.Robby:Yeah,well,countyourblessings.Atleastthistimeit'sthelongone.Dontzig:So,Stewartfamily,whatwouldanotherleaffromyourtreebedoinginmyhottub?Robby:Idon'tknow,maybeitwantedtoparty.Oh,comeon,Dontzig,justtryingtobeneighborly.Dontzig:That'snice,butIhateneighbors.That'swhyIgotthebighedge.So,somethingneedstobedoneaboutthis.Robby:Yeah,andIthinksomethingneedstobedoneaboutthis.Iwouldrecommendpossiblysomesit-upsormaybeabiggerrobe.Dontzig:Ha,ha.Veryneighborly.Oh,gotanewcar.Youknowmywife,shehadacarjustlikethis.Tradeditin.Shethoughtitwastoogirly.Dontzig:Getyourleavesoutofmyhottub!Robby:I'llhaveyouknowthatweStewartmendon'tdefineourselvesbythetypesofcarswedrive.Robby:That'sit,thisdollywagon'sgoingbackwhereitcamefrom.14Jackson:Butthesalespersonalreadysaidno.Robby:Toyou,nottome.Faceit,Son,I'mabitmoreintimidating.Lord,takemenow.Oliver:IcameasfastasIcould!Isshestillhere?Lilly:Rightdownthere.Oliver:Ican'tbelieveyousawHannahMontanabreakupwithherboyfriendrighthereonourbeach,attheexactmomentIwasgettinghomefromtheorthodontist.Lilly:Iknow.Knock,knock.Who'sthere?Fate.Oliver:Fatewho?Lilly:Justgo!Oliver:Thisisit.Lilly:Goodluck,Oliver.Butremember,ifthingsdon'tworkout,you'restillSmokin'Oken.Oliver:Thanks.Butit'sgonnaworkout.Lilly:Absolutely!Butifitdoesn't...Smokin'Oken.'Nuffsaid.Oliver:Hi,it'sme,Oliver.IheardaboutyourbreakupandI'mhereforyou.Ifyouneedahug,myarmsareopen.Man:Getawayfromme.15Oliver:Icandothat.Oliver:Hannah?Hannah:Hi,thekidfromthemoonroof.Lookatyouallupsideright.Hannah:Oh,wherearemymanners?Sitdown,sweetie,jointheparty.Here,youwantsomegum?Loadyourselfup.Oliver:Ididn'tknowyoulikedgum.I'vesurfedallyourwebsites,andnoneofthemmentionedyou'reachewer.Hannah:Oh,I'machewerallright.Ilovetochew.Ichewallthetime.Likeatrain.Chew,chew,chew.Ichewinthemorning,theafternoon,theevening.Ifitcanbechewed,it'sinmymouth.Oliver:Goodtoknow.Youmightwanttothinkaboutupdatingsomeofyourwebsites.Hannah:Why?Doesitbotheryou?Itreallyturnsoffsomepeople.Theycan'tevenbearoundme.Theyloveme,butIdisgustthem.Oliver:Well,I'mnotlikethat.Hannah:You'renot?Becauseit'sokayifyouare.Oliver:No.Relationshipsareaboutsacrifice,andIacceptyoujustthewayyouare.16Hannah:Goodtoknow.Moveover,boys.Newchewcomingthrough.Oliver:Mmm.Yourmouth.It'sa...Hannah:Turningblack?It'slicoricemint.Ilovelicorice!Don'tmakemelaugh,itcomesoutmynose.Hannah:Youwannasee?Oliver:No!Hannah:Toolate!She'sabouttoblow!AmIgrossingyouout?BecauseItotallyunderstandifyouwanttotransferyourobsessiontoMandyMoore.Youknow,she'sblondeagain.Oliver:No,no,no.Myloveisbiggerthanmydisgustinyourblackdripage.Hannah:Blackdripage,watchthis!Oliver:Sacrifice,sacrifice,sacrifice,sacrifice.(screaming)Hannah:Howdoyoulikemenow?Oliver:I...I...Stillloveyou!Hannah:Whatdoesittakewithyou?WhatmoredoIhavetodo?YouandHannahMontanaarenevergonnabetogether.17Oliver:Whynot?Hannah:Because...I'mHannahMontana.Me.Miley.Miley:Okay,thatwentwell.Oliver:SoyouwereHannahinthelimo,whenIwasupsidedown?Miley:Yeah.Oliver:AndbackstagewhenIwashangingoutofthewindow?Miley:Yup.Oliver:AndwhenIhidinyourbassdrumandrodeonyourtourbusallthewaytoPhoenix?Miley:Youdidwhat?Oliver:Nothing.Oliver:Howcomeyoudidn'ttellme?Miley:I'msorry.It'sjustthatIknewthatyouweresoinlovewithHannahthatIwasafraidthatmaybeyoumight...Oliver:Beinlovewithyou?DoyouthinkIam?Miley:Youtellme.Imean,haveyoueverpicturedyourselfwithMiley,yourfriend,thedork?18Oliver:You'renotadork.Miley:Oh,comeon,whataboutthetimeItrippedinthebiologylabandspiltfrogjuicealloveryou?Oliver:Oh,right,Mommademetakeoffmypantsintheschoolparkinglot.Miley:OrwhenwewereatAndrew'sbirthdaypartyandyouaccidentallyknockedmeintothepoolinyourone-manstampedeforthecake?Oliver:That'snotfair.Itwasanicecreamlogcake!AndyouknowIhavetogetanendcut!Miley:Comeon,Oliver.Let'sfaceit.Miley:Thegirlthatyouthoughtyoulovedisstandingrighthere,andthetruthisyoudon'tloveher.Oliver:Wow,Ithinkyou'reright.That'stwoyearsofmylifeI'llnevergetback.Miley:Sorryaboutthat.Sowhatdoyouthink?Arewegonnabeokay?Yeah.We'reokay.Miley:Anything?Oliver:Nope.Infact,it'salittleawkward.Miley:Let'sgograbahotdog.19Oliver:So,MandyMoore,youdon'thappentohavehernumber,doyou?Miley:Boy,youbouncebackfast.Jackson:Whereismydad?It'sbeenhours.Hecouldn'tsellit.That'swhatitis.Hecouldn'tsellit,andnowhecan'tfaceme.Cooper:Youdon'tknowthat.Maybesomethinggoodhappened.Maybeheparkeditsomewhereandabunchofcheerleadersstoleit.Jackson:Youthinkso?Jackson:Oh,herehecomes.Stilldrivingit.Iknewit.Failure!You'reafailureasafather!Robby:Nowgetagrip,Son.Theywouldn'ttakethecarback,butIdiddosomethingtobeefitupalittlebit.(Machohornhonking)Jackson:Dad,changingthehornisnotgonnamakeitaguycar.Robby:Iknow.Butthismight.Jackson:Dang,thisistight.Robby:Son,Iprimpedyourride.20Cooper:Oh,yes,hedid!Jackson:Oh!Thankyou!Thankyou,thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Robby:Okay,Son,youcanletgonow.Itwascutewhenyouwerefive,nowitjustthrowsmybackout.21