穿普拉达的女王英文1

穿普拉达的女王英文1PRADATheDevilWearsPradaGoodluck.Hi.Uh,IhaveanappointmentwithEmilyCharlton?AndreaSachs?Yes.Great.HumanResourcescertainlyhasanoddsenseofhumor.Followme.Okay,soIwasMiranda'ssecondassistant...butherfirstassistantrecentlygotpromoted,andsonowI'mthefirst.Oh,andyou'rereplacingyourself.Well,Iamtrying.Mirandasackedthelasttwogirlsafteronlyafewweeks.Weneedtofindsomeonewhocansurvivehere.Doyouunderstand?Yeah.Ofcourse.Who'sMiranda?Oh,myGod.Iwillpretendyoudidnotjustaskmethat.She'stheeditorinchiefofRunway,nottomentionalegend.{\an8}T Youworkayearforher,andyoucangetajobatanymagazineyouwant.Amilliongirlswouldkillforthisjob.Itsoundslikeagreatopportunity.I'dlovetobeconsidered.Andrea,Runwayisafashionmagazine...soaninterestinfashioniscrucial.WhatmakesyouthinkI'mnotinterestedinfashion?Oh,myGod.No!No!No!What'swrong?She'sonherway.Telleveryone!She'snotsupposedtobehereuntil9:00.Herdriverjusttextmessaged,andherfacialistrupturedadisk.God,thesepeople!Who'sthat?ThatIcan'teventalkabout.Allright,everyone!Girdyourloins!Didsomebodyeatanonionbagel?- Sorry,Miranda.Moveit!Ooh!Idon'tunderstandwhyit'ssodifficulttoconfirmanappointment.Iknow.I'msosorry,Miranda.Iactuallydidconfirmlastnight.Detailsofyourincompetencedonotinterestme.TellSimoneI'mnotgoingtoapprovethatgirlthatshesentmefortheBrazilianlayout.Iaskedforclean,athletic,smiling.Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.AndR.S.V.P.YestotheMichaelKorsparty.Iwantthedrivertodropmeoffat9:30andpickmeupat9:45sharp.CallNatalieatGloriousFoods,tellhernoforthe40thtime.No,Idon'twantdacquoise.Iwanttortesfilledwithwarmrhubarbcompote.Thencallmyex-husbandandremindhimtheparent-teacherconferenceisatDaltontonight.Thencallmyhusband,askhimtomeetmefordinneratthatplaceIwenttowithMassimo.TellRichardIsawthepicturesthathesentforthatfeatureonthefemaleparatroopers...andthey'reallsodeeplyunattractive.Isitimpossibletofindalovely,slenderfemaleparatrooper?No.AmIreachingforthestarshere?Notreally.Also,IneedtoseeallthethingsthatNigelhaspulledforGwyneth'ssecondcovertry.Iwonderifshe'slostanyofthatweightyet.Who'sthat?Nobody.Um,uh...HumanResourcessentherupaboutthenewassistantjob,andIwaspreinterviewingher.Butshe'shopelessandtotallywrongforit.ClearlyI'mgoingtohavetodothatmyselfbecausethelasttwoyousentme...werecompletelyinadequate.Sosendherin.That'sall.Right.Shewantstoseeyou.Oh!Shedoes?Move!Thisisfoul.Don'tletherseeit.Go!That's...Whoareyou?Uh,mynameisAndySachs.IrecentlygraduatedfromNorthwesternUniversity.Andwhatareyoudoinghere?Well,IthinkIcoulddoagoodjobasyourassistant.And,um...Yeah,IcametoNewYorktobeajournalistandsentlettersouteverywhere...andthenfinallygotacallfromElias-Clarke...andmetwithSherryupatHumanResources.Basically,it'sthisorAutoUniverse.Soyoudon'treadRunway?Uh,no.Andbeforetoday,youhadneverheardofme.No.Andyouhavenostyleorsenseoffashion.Well,um,Ithinkthatdependsonwhatyou're...No,no.Thatwasn'taquestion.Um,IwaseditorinchiefoftheDailyNorthwestern.Ialso,um,wonanationalcompetitionforcollegejournalists...withmyseriesonthejanitors'union,whichexposedtheexploitation...That'sall.Yeah.Youknow,okay.You'reright.Idon'tfitinhere.Iamnotskinnyorglamorous...andIdon'tknowthatmuchaboutfashion.ButI'msmart.IlearnfastandIwillworkveryhard.IgottheexclusiveontheCavalliforGwyneth...{\an8}RobertoCavallibuttheproblemis,withthathugefeatheredheaddressthatshe'swearing...shelookslikeshe'sworkingthemainstageattheGoldenNugget.Thankyouforyourtime.Whoisthatsadlittleperson?Arewedoingabefore-and-afterpieceIdon'tknowabout?BrownandLaw,please?Thankyou.Andrea.Hmm?Wait.Yougotajobatafashionmagazine?Mm-hmm.Whatwasit,aphoneinterview?wow.Ow!Don'tbeajerk.MirandaPriestlyisfamousforbeingunpredictable.Okay,Doug.HowisitthatyouknowwhosheisandIdidn't?I'mactuallyagirl.Oh!Thatwouldexplainsomuch.Look,seriously.MirandaPriestlyisahugedeal.Ibetamilliongirlswouldkillforthatjob.Yeah,great.ThethingisI'mnotoneofthem.Look,yougottastartsomewhere,right?Imean,lookatthisdumpNateworksin.Imean,comeon.Papernapkins?Hello.Yeah.AndLily,sheworksatthatgallerydoing,uh,youknow...Oh,I'msorry.Whatexactlyisitthatyoudoanyway?Well,luckyforme,Ialreadyhavemydreamjob.You'reacorporateresearchanalyst!Oh,you'reright.Myjobsucks.No!Itsucks.Idon't...It'sboring.It'sallright.Breathe.I'mtrying.Here.Takeadrink.Iwillhaveadrink.Iwillhaveadrink.Ah,yes.I'dliketoproposeatoast.Tojobsthatpaytherent.Tojobsthatpaytherent.Jobsthatpaytherent.Oh,baby.YoushouldseethewaythesegirlsatRunwaydress.Idon'thaveathingtoweartowork.Comeon.You'regonnabeansweringphonesandgettingcoffee.Youneedaballgownforthat?IthinkImight.Well,Ihappentothinkyoulookgreatalways.Aww!Ithinkyou'refullofit.Hey.Comeon.Let'sgohome.Yeah.Icanthinkofsomethingwecandothatdoesn'trequireanyclothing.Really?Mmm.Hello?Andrea,MirandadecidedtokilltheautumnjacketstoryforSeptember...andsheispullinguptheSedonashootfromOctober.Youneedtocomeintotheofficerightthissecondandpickuphercoffeeorderontheway.Now?Now,getapenandwritethisdown.Iwantoneno-foamskimmedlattewithanextrashot...andthreedripcoffeeswithroomformilk.Searinghot.AndImeanhot.Hello?Whereareyou?Oh,I'malmostthere.Yeah.Shoot!Oh!Istheresomereasonthatmycoffeeisn'there?Hasshediedorsomething?No.God.Oh.Bloodytime.Ihopeyouknowthatthisisaverydifficultjob...Mm-hmm.Forwhichyouaretotallywrong.Andifyoumessup,myheadisonthechoppingblock.Now,hangthatup.Don'tjustflingitanywhere.Okay.Firstofall,youandIanswerthephones.Thephonemustbeansweredeverysingletimeitrings.Callsrolltovoicemail,andshegetsveryupset.IfI'mnothere...Andrea,Andrea...youarechainedtothatdesk.Well,whatifIneedto...What?No.Onetimeanassistantleftthedeskbecausesheslicedherhandopenwithaletteropener...andMirandamissedLagerfeld...{\an8}-KarlOttoLagerfeldjustbeforeheboardeda17-hourflighttoAustralia.ShenowworksatTVGuide.Manthedeskatalltimes.Gotit.Uh...MirandaPriestly'soffice.No,she'snotavailable.Whoisit?Yes,Iwilltellheryoucalled...yetagain.Right.Remember,youandIhavetotallydifferentjobs.Imean,yougetcoffee...andyourunerrands.YetIaminchargeofherschedule...herappointmentsandherexpenses.And,um,mostimportantly,um...IgettogowithhertoParisforFashionWeekinthefall.Igettowearcouture.Igotoalltheshowsandalltheparties.Imeetallofthedesigners.It'sdivine.Okay.Now,stayhere.I'mgoingtotheartdepartmenttogivethemtheBook.The...ThisistheBook.Now,itisamock-upofeverything...inthecurrentissue.AndwedeliverittoMiranda'sapartmenteverynight,andsheretu...Don'ttouchit.Shereturnsittousinthemorningwithhernotes.Now,thesecondassistantissupposedtodothis...butMirandaisveryprivateandshedoesnotlikestrangersinherhouse.Sountilshedecidesthatyouarenotatotalpsycho...IgetthelovelytaskofwaitingaroundfortheBook.Oh,Emily?WhatdoIdo...Dealwithit.Hello.Mrs.Priestly'soffice.Hmm.That'swhatImeant.MirandaPriestly'soffice.Um,youknow,sheisinameeting.CanIpleasetakeamessage?Okay.CanyoupleasespellGabbana?Gabbana{\an8}Gabbana-Docle&GabbanaD&GHello?Iguessnot.Iguessedaneightandahalf.Um,uh,that'sveryniceofyou...butIdon'tthinkIneedthese.Mirandahiredme.SheknowswhatIlooklike.Doyou?Emily.Emily?Shemeansyou.Wejustcutonthebias.That'snotwhatIaskedyou.Icouldn'thavebeenclearer.Thereyouare,Emily.HowmanytimesdoIhavetoscreamyourname?Actually,it'sAndy.MynameisAndy.Andrea,but,uh,everybodycallsmeAndy.Ineed10or15skirtsfromCalvinKlein.CK {\an8}CK-ClavinKleinWhatkindofskirtsdoyou...Pleaseboresomeoneelsewithyourquestions.AndmakesurewehavePier59at8:00a.m.Tomorrow.RemindJocelynIneedtoseeafewofthosesatchelsthatMarcisdoinginthepony.AndthentellSimoneI'lltakeJackieifMaggieisn'tavailable.DidDemarchelierconfirm?D-DidD-Demarchel...{\an8}Demarchelier.Didhe...Gethimonthephone.Uh,o...okay.And,Emily?Yes?That'sall.It'sjustthecavalierdisregardforcleardirections...DoyouhaveDemarchelier?Uh,Demarchelier.Leaveit.Doyouhave...IhaveMirandaPriestlycalling.IhavePatrick!Uh,no,shecalledmeinthereand-andthensheaskedmeaboutPier59.AndtherewassomethingaboutSimone,Frankie,someoneelse.And,um,sheneedsskirtsfromCalvinKlein.CK And,uh,therewassomethingaboutapony.{\an8}Didshesaywhichskirts?No.No.Didshesaywhatkind?Color,shape,fabric?Itriedtoaskher.YoumayneveraskMirandaanything.Right.Iwilldealwithallofthis,andyouwillgotoCalvinKlein.CKEh...Me?Oh,I'msorry.Doyouhavesomepriorcommitment?Somehideousskirtconventionyouhavetogoto?Miranda?Areyouthere?I'mabouttowalkin.I'llcallyouassoonas...Hello?Hi.Whileyou'reout...MirandaneedsyoutogotoHermestopickup25scarvesweorderedforher.Okay.CassidyforgotherhomeworkatDalton.Pickthatup.MirandawentouttomeetwithMeisel,andshewillwantmoreStarbuckswhenshegetsback.HotStarbucks.Canyoujustrepeatthatfirst...Hello?Oh,myGod.Whattookyousolong?Ihavetopee!What?Youhaven'tpeedsinceIleft?No,Ihaven't.I'vebeenmanningthedesk,haven'tI?I'mbursting.Oh,hi.Youdocoat.Dothecoat!Okay.Now,beprepared.Therun-throughisat12:30.Peoplearepanicking,sothephoneisgoingtoberingingoffthehook.Theru...Therun-through.Right.Yes.Editorsbringinoptionsfortheshoot,andMirandachooses.Shechooseseverysinglethingineverysingleissue.Run-throughsareahugedeal.Idon'tknowwhyyoudon'tknowthat,Andrea.Okay.Areyouready?Oh,hi,hi.Right.Well,aftertheloo,SerenaandIaregoingtolunch.Thisisher...thenewme.Hi.Toldyou.Ithoughtyouwerekidding.No,quiteserious,yeah.Iget20minutesforlunch,andyouget15.WhenIcomeback,youcango.Okay.Whatexactlyisshewearing?Hergrandmother'sskirt.Hmm.Cornchowder.That'saninterestingchoice.Youdoknowthatcelluliteisoneofthemainingredientsincornchowder.Sononeofthegirlshereeatanything?Notsincetwobecamethenewfourandzerobecamethenewtwo.{\an8}Well,I'masix.Whichisthenew14.Oh.Shoot.Oh,nevermind.I'msureyouhaveplentymorepolyblendwherethatcamefrom.Okay.Youthinkmyclothesarehideous.Igetit.But,youknow,I'mnotgoingtobeinfashionforever...soIdon'tseethepointofchangingeverythingaboutmyselfjustbecauseIhavethisjob.Yes,that'strue.That'sreallywhatthismultibillion-dollarindustryisallaboutanyway,isn'tit?Innerbeauty.Hello.Right.Comeon.Miranda'spushedtherun-throughupahalfanhour.Mmm!She'salways15minutesearly.Whichmeans?You'realreadylate.Come.Shoot!Excuseme.Mr.Ravitz.Nigel.Issuegoingwell?Oh,yes.OurbestSeptemberever.Great.HeardMirandakilledautumnjacketsandpulleduptheSedonashoot.What'sthatcostingme?About300,000.Musthavebeensomelousyjackets.IrvRavitz.Oh,I'msorry.ThisisAndySachs,Miranda'snewassistant.Congratulations,younglady.Amilliongirlswouldkillforthatjob.Bye-bye.Hmm?ChairmanofElias-Clarke,IrvRavitz.Youknowwhattheysay?Tinyman,hugeego.No.AndI'veseenallthisbefore.Theyskensistryingtoreinventthedropwaist,soactuallyit's...Wherearealltheotherdresses?Wehavesomerighthere.Stand,watchandlisten.AndIthinkitcanbeveryinteresting...No.No,Ijust...It'sjustbafflingtome.Whyisitsoimpossibletoputtogetheradecentrun-through?Youpeoplehavehadhoursandhourstoprepare.It'sjustsoconfusingtome.Wherearetheadvertisers?WehavesomepiecesfromBananaRepublic.Weneedmore,don'twe?Oh.Thisis...Thismightbe...Whatdoyouthinkof...Yeah.Well,youknowme.GivemeafullballerinaskirtandahintofsaloonandI'monboard.Butdoyouthinkit'stoomuchlike...LiketheLacroixfromJuly?Ithoughtthat,butno,notwiththerightaccessories.Itshouldwork.Wherearethebeltsforthisdre...Whyisnooneready?Here.It'satoughcall.They'resodifferent.Hmm.Somethingfunny?No.No,no.Nothing's...Youknow,it'sjustthatboththosebeltslookexactlythesametome.Youknow,I'mstilllearningaboutthisstuffand,uh..."This...stuff"?Oh.Okay.Isee.Youthinkthishasnothingtodowithyou.Yougotoyourcloset...andyouselect...Idon'tknow...thatlumpybluesweater,forinstance...becauseyou'retryingtotelltheworldthatyoutakeyourselftooseriously...tocareaboutwhatyouputonyourback.Butwhatyoudon'tknowisthatthatsweaterisnotjustblue.It'snotturquoise.It'snotlapis.It'sactuallycerulean.Andyou'realsoblithelyunawareofthefact...thatin2002,OscardelaRentadidacollectionofceruleangowns.AndthenIthinkitwasYvesSaintLaurent...wasn'tit...whoshowedceruleanmilitaryjackets?Ithinkweneedajackethere.Mmm.Andthenceruleanquicklyshowedupinthecollectionsofeightdifferentdesigners.Andthenit,uh,filtereddownthroughthedepartmentstores...andthentrickledondownintosometragicCasualCorner...CC{\an8}CC-CasualCornerwhereyou,nodoubt,fisheditoutofsomeclearancebin.However,thatbluerepresentsmillionsofdollars...andcountlessjobs...andit'ssortofcomicalhowyouthinkthatyou'vemadeachoice...thatexemptsyoufromthefashionindustry...when,infact...you'rewearingasweaterthatwasselectedforyoubythepeopleinthisroom...fromapileofstuff.SothenIsaid,"No,Icouldn'tseethedifference...betweenthetwoabsolutelyidenticalbelts'"...andyoushouldhaveseenthelookshegaveme!Ithoughtthefleshwasgonnameltoffherface.It'snotfunny.She'snothappyunlesseveryonearoundherispanicked,nauseousorsuicidal.AndtheClackersjustworshipher.Thewho?TheycallthemClackers.Thesoundthattheirstilettosmakeinthemarblelobby.It'slike,"Clack,clack,clack.Clack,clack."Andtheyallactlikethey'recuringcancerorsomething.Theamountoftimeandenergy...thatthesepeoplespendontheseinsignificant,minutedetails,andforwhat?Sothattomorrowtheycanspendanother$300,000reshootingsomething...thatwasprobablyfinetobeginwith...tosellpeoplethingstheydon'tneed!God!I'mnotevenhungryanymore.What?Thatiswhythosegirlsaresoskinny.Oh.No,no,no.Givemethat.There's,like,eightdollarsofJarlsberginthere.Youknowwhat?Ijusthavetostickitoutforayear.Oneyear.AndthenIcandowhatIcametoNewYorktodo.ButIcan'tletMirandagettome.Iwon't.Easythere,tiger.Oh,goodmorning,Miranda.GetmeIsaac.Idon'tseemybreakfasthere.Aremyeggshere?Wherearemyeggs?Excuseme!PickupthePolaroidsfromthelingerieshoot.Havethebrakescheckedonmycar.Where'sthatpieceofpaperIhadinmyhandyesterdaymorning?Thegirlsneednewsurfboardsorboogieboardsorsomethingforspringbreak.Hello.Thetwinsalsoneedflip-flops.Ow!Oh,mygosh!PickupmyshoesfromBlahnik,andthengogetPatricia.{\an8}MonoloBlahnikWho'sthat?Goodgirl!Goodgirl!Goodgirl!GetmethatlittletablethatIlikedatthatstoreonMadison.Getusareservationfordinnertonightatthatplacethatgotthegoodreview.GetmeIsaac.Thirty-sixthank-younotesdeliveredtoday.Whereiseveryone?Whyisnooneworking?GetmeDemarchelier.IhaveMirandaPriestlycallingfor...Okay.IhavePatrick.ThankGodit'sFriday,right?AtleastMirandawillbeinMiami,sowedon'thavetobeoncallthisweekend.Youknow,mydad'scominginfromOhio.Yeah,we'regonnagoouttodinner,maybeseeChicago.{\an8}- Youdoinganythingfunthisweekend?Yes.Yeah,Natesaiditwasgreat.Heactually...Heappliedhere,buttheywantedsomeonewithmoreexperience.Here.Huh?What'sthis?Idon'twantyoutogetbehindonyourrent.Dad,howdidyou...It's...I'mgonnakillMom.Dad,thankyou.It'sreallygoodtoseeyou.Youtoo,honey.So,youwanttostartgrillingmenow...orshouldwewaittillafterdinner?IthoughtI'dletyouatleastenjoythebreadbasketfirst.No,no,no.It'sokay.Gorightahead.We'rejustalittleworried,honey.Wegete-mailsfromyouatyourofficeat2:00a.m.Yourpayisterrible.Youdon'tgettowriteanything.Hey,that'snotfair.Iwrotethosee-mails.I'mjusttryingtounderstandwhysomeonewhogotacceptedtoStanfordLaw...turnsitdowntobeajournalist,andnowyou'renotevendoingthat.Dad,youhavetotrustme.BeingMiranda'sassistantopensalotofdoors.EmilyisgoingtoPariswithMirandainafewmonths...andshe'sgonnameeteditorsandwritersfromeveryimportantmagazine.Andinayear,thatcouldbeme.Allright?Mm-hmm.Dad,Iswear,thisismybreak.Thisismy...mychance.Thisismyboss.I'msorry,Dad.Ihavetotakethis.Takeit.Takeit.Hello.Miranda?Myflighthasbeencanceled.It'ssomeabsurdweatherproblem.Ineedtogethometonight.Thetwinshavearecitaltomorrowmorningatschool.What?Atschool!Absolutely.LetmeseewhatIcando.Good.Hi.Um,Iknowthisistotallylastminute...butIwashopingthatyoucouldmaybegetaflightformyboss...fromMiamitoNewYorktonight?It'srighthere.Thankyou.Yeah,anykindofjet.FromMiamitoNewYork.Thankyou.Yup,Ineedittonight.Ineedit...Ow!Ithoughtyouweregoingouttheother...Sweetie!No.It'soverhere,honey.Tonight.Hi.I'mtryingtogetaflighttonight...fortonight...fromMiamitoNewYork.Yes,Iknowthere'sahurricane.Nothingisflyingout?Whatdoyoumean,nothingisflyingout?It'sforMirandaPriestly,andIknowthatshe'saclientofyours.Yes.Yes,hi.IneedajettonightfromMiamitoNewYork.Yeah.Sorry.Holdon.Hello?Miranda,hi.I'mtryingtogetyouaflight,butnooneisflyingoutbecauseoftheweather.Please.It'sjust...Idon'tknow...drizzling.Someonemustbegettingout.CallDonatella.Getherjet.Calleverybodyelsethatweknowthathasajet.Irv?Callevery...Thisisyourresponsibi...Thisisyourjob.Getmehome.Oh,myGod!She'sgoingtomurderme.Whatdoesshewantyoutodo,calltheNationalGuardandhaveherairliftedoutofthere?Ofcoursenot.CouldIdothat?Comeon.Comeon.{\an8}Thegirls'recitalwasabsolutelywonderful.TheyplayedRachmaninoff.Everyonelovedit.Everyoneexceptme...because,sadly,Iwasnotthere.Miranda,I'msosorry.DoyouknowwhyIhiredyou?Ialwayshirethesamegirl...stylish,slender,ofcourse...worshipsthemagazine.Butsooften,theyturnouttobe...Idon'tknow...disappointingand,um...stupid.Soyou,withthatimpressiveresume...andthebigspeechaboutyourso-calledworkethic...I,um...Ithoughtyouwouldbedifferent.Isaidtomyself,goahead.Takeachance.Hirethesmart,fatgirl.Ihadhope.MyGod.Iliveonit.Anyway,youendedupdisappointingmemorethan,um...morethananyoftheothersillygirls.Um,IreallydideverythingIcouldthinkof.Uh...That'sall.Excuseme!Wheredoyouthinkyou'regoing?Shehatesme,Nigel.Andthat'smyproblembecause...Oh,wait.No,it'snotmyproblem.Idon'tknowwhatelseIcandobecauseifIdosomethingright,it'sunacknowledged.Shedoesn'tevensaythankyou.ButifIdosomethingwrong,sheisvicious.Soquit.What?Quit.Quit?Icangetanothergirltotakeyourjobinfiveminutes...onewhoreallywantsit.No,Idon'twanttoquit.That'snotfair.But,youknow,I'mjustsayingthatIwouldjustlikealittlecredit...forthefactthatI'mkillingmyselftrying.Andy,beserious.Youarenottrying.Youarewhining.I...Whatisitthatyouwantmetosaytoyou,huh?Doyouwantmetosay,"Pooryou.Miranda'spickingonyou.Pooryou.PoorAndy"?Hmm?Wakeup,six.She'sjustdoingherjob.Don'tyouknowthatyouareworkingattheplace...thatpublishedsomeofthegreatestartistsofthecentury?Halston,Lagerfeld,delaRenta.Andwhattheydid,whattheycreated...wasgreaterthanartbecauseyouliveyourlifeinit.Well,notyou,obviously,butsomepeople.Youthinkthisisjustamagazine,hmm?Thisisnotjustamagazine.Thisisashiningbeaconofhopefor...oh,Idon'tknow...let'ssayayoungboygrowingupinRhodeIslandwithsixbrothers...pretendingtogotosoccerpracticewhenhewasreallygoingtosewingclass...andreadingRunwayunderthecoversatnightwithaflashlight.Youhavenoideahowmanylegendshavewalkedthesehalls.Andwhat'sworse,youdon'tcare.Becausethisplace,wheresomanypeoplewoulddietowork...youonlydeigntowork.Andyouwanttoknowwhyshedoesn'tkissyouontheforehead...andgiveyouagoldstaronyourhomeworkattheendoftheday.Wakeup,sweetheart.Okay.SoI'mscrewingitup.Mmm.Idon'twantto.IjustwishthatIknewwhatIcoulddoto...Nigel?Hmm?Nigel,Nigel.No.Idon'tknowwhatyouexpectmetodo.There'snothinginthiswholeclosetthat'llfitasizesix.Icanguaranteeyou.Theseareallsamplesizes...twoandfour.Allright.We'redoingthisforyou.And...Aponcho?You'lltakewhatIgiveyouandyou'lllikeit.We'redoingthisDolceforyou.Hmm!Docle {\an8}DocleD&GAndshoes.JimmyChoo's.Hmm.ManoloBlahnik.Wow.NancyGonzalez.Lovethat.{\an8}-NancyGonzalezOkay,NarcisoRodriguez.Thiswelove.{\an8}-NarcisoRodriguezUh,itmightfit.Itmight.What?Okay.Now,Chanel.You'reindesperateneedofChanel.Darling,shallwe?Wehavetogettothebeautydepartment,andGodknowshowlongthat'sgoingtotake.Imean,IhavenoideawhyMirandahiredher.Meneither.Theotherday,wewereinthebeautydepartment.ShehelduptheShuUemuraeyelashcurlerandsaid,"Whatisthis?"IjustknewfromthemomentIsawher...shewasgoingtobeacompleteandutterdisas...MirandaPriestly'soffice.No,actually,she'snotavailable,butI'llleaveword.Okay,thanks.Bye.Howdid...Areyouwearingthe...TheChanelboots?Yeah,Iam.Youlookgood.Oh,God.What?Shedoes.Oh,shutup,Serena.Seeyouguystomorrow.Goodnight,man.Takeiteasy.Takecareofthatfinger,huh?So,whatdoyouthink?Uh,Ithinkwebettergetoutofhere...beforemygirlfriendseesme.Thegownsarefabulous.Mm-hmm.We'regonnausetheburgundy.Gottafind...Sowespentawholesemesteronpotatoesalone.Youtakethefryandsqueezeit.Seehowfirmthatis?Hey.Oh,I'msosorryI'mlate.Therewasacrisisintheaccessoriesdepartment.Ineededtofindapythonheadband.Pythorshotrightnow.Ihaveexcitingpresentsforallofyou.Areyouready?Whatisthat?It'saBang&Olufsenphone.B&O {\an8}B&O- CharlieRosesentittoMirandaforherbirthday.